insurance scam kitteh
plots his next lawsuit
popeye kitteh will come n spoils ur scam!
picture by: Kerrn, kitteh Aggie. lol caption: janelle
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minds me of a laddee I sawed on tha intertoobs once
Congrats on being nawt second!
Wow, Mantini! I started dantsin fur ur furst, but I clicked on yur site, and got messmurrized…so manee cool mussiks, and I LOVED your list of peepul you won’t add…LOL!! U got a awesum myspace, gurl!
U doan mind a littul dants, doo u?
oh haha, no! danz awai! I startz up a sirkul pit if you wanna!
wut kine of dans yu want? nawt 2 late 2 dans I fink
mebbe a lyin dans……..ebberybuddy duz saim moves
kik kik hop hop
turn
kik kik hop hop
turn
trai to remember next step
turn
bump into nex kitteh
oh noes……. gotta go……. ok bai
was it varla? she also ends up under cars …
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvBmAcLpnQo
wehre dat lizzerd at?
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/05/just-15-minutes-can-save-you-nom-nom-nom/
i fownded him.
Fank you berry mush!
mmmmnomnomnommmmm – wut?
Happy nawt sekund!
oh noes
dis 1 makz mee thnikz uv da MASH ep wit “Whiplash Wang,” dat raidar hitz, kindah, sortah.
Fankoos! wuz total aksident! I came on site and it were liek magik!! a nawt sekund rite dere foar me!!
insurance scam cat
is abowt 2 transform into
roadkill kitteh
kwik, kall teh lolyer, i wanna sue teh kitteh fur damajing mye tyres.
Duz it mayk me a kare troll dat I immediately fink “Sumbuddy get da kitteh out of dere”???
No… you’d be a care troll if you immediately started suggesting what terrible awful people the rest of us are if we find the humor in something like this picture. It’s not the caring that makes a care troll… it’s the obseqious displays of “i care so much more than all of you so you are all terrible nasty people who should be ashamed of themselves” when the TROLL LIKE RANTING DETECTED flag goes up.
I lost 2 wonderful kittehs doo too carz. Won was mutilated by a fanbelt frum sleeping in ingine, teh other was hit–he came home but was so damaged that wii hadto “put him down”. My current wunnerful kitteh iz kept indoors. He tried 2 sneek out, but eye can useuly prevent him. Sorry 4 teh rant, butt I still feel payne when I sea cats neer cars.
THat sed, I did find several ob teh comets here to B funny!
See, dis teh reesun I not wun too fuss TOO much at caretrolls. I noe dey has a reesun dey are reactin dat way, and dey has ebburyboddee elses best interests at hart.
I am so sorry, kitday.
How horribull for u.
What I dislike about “care trolls” is their inflexibility. Different values apply in different situations. For example, if you live in the city, you should probably keep your cats inside in most cases, but if you live out in farmcountry, one of the biggest reasons for having cats is for them to mouse. I used to be a care troll, and I finally figured out that, maybe, sometimes, other people had a reason for not seeing things as I did. I’m still working on that whole “admitting I’m wrong” thing, though
Also, sorry for my lack of lolspeak. I ken doo et, kind uv, but iz typ faster wif gud grammars.
( tail-lash = quick cash ? )
I donut fink so. I fink dis piksha more D-sturving tahn funney. In my naybahood kittehs alwaiz hide unda my carport, sumtymz unda my car. Dis makes me wurri. I hav gotten into habbit of blowing horn BEEP BEEP, then waiting, before shifting car out of Park. Naybas hate dis but sayves kittehs frum teh skwish.
(and cue the insensate screeching of the care-trollz in 2…3…and…)
my flawed consepshun of a cowntdown, let me show you it
hmmmmmmm adn i thot i was innumberate…
where’d teh noatbook go, an jest what wer u riting in it?
why do you want to know, hmmmmm? a little wurried , hmmmmmmm?
floof !!!
Please, please dont du dis! Please, please don’t use your kittehs as wheel blokz! Go to auto parts stoar and bai real wunz! (sob, sob!) how can you be so reckless az to maik kittehs hold two tun cars in place while you changez tyre?
And please, please don’t overfeed kittehs to make them better wheel blocks! Uncaring people put kittehs in danger for car maintnentces. Stop, STOP! (sob)
oh, and leeb britknee lonz.
Nedz, yoo rawkz!
impressive !!! I’d never thought of using cats as wheel chucks, but now …
mebe iz spar tired?
momcat
Nao see? Dis is wut Ai wuz thinkin. Ai sees pickshur and laffs, den wunders haow menny trolls pour in to rooin teh funnee. Figurd itd onlee tayk ’bout 5 minets.
is much wurse wif deh wet kittehs… water not kill dem, u knoes…
Ai seez yur prawblem, ma’am. Da enjun on ur car no purr.
Ayll fix eet, but u mus pay mi $500 in cheezburgers.
Plus partz n lahbur, kthxbai.
lemmee testdrive ur car 2 florda n bak 2 maek shure is fixd riet.
trai nawt to get inny moving vile asions on deh wai………… just lub teh vile asians and had to borrow for deh fun
Goodbai cruel wurld!
I think your cat-licked-it convertor is shot… you’re in luck I got one for only $800.00
Plus $1000 laibor, and a $345 mew-scents fee, and $299 taxus. sumbuddy get me a cal-cat-laytur. U got VEESA?
No, ai’m gonna wryte a chek ‘n maek everbodee bahine mi wayt!
u win!
oh man…
Mai car was sick wunce an ai took it to teh garage. Dey cawled me teh necks day an told me mai catalytic cormverter was borked. Ai sed O Rly? Dat’s bery odd, as mai car does nawt has teh catalytic cormverter. O Rly? sed teh guy at teh garage. Ok, we tries sumfing else.
Ai did nawt go back to dat garage.
it’z naught “rokket silence” as they say. Gud fing dis gui isn’t yer brain surjen–yoo mite loose yer mynd. 2 B a half-wit—naught want!
ummmmm. so you nebber wented bak to get teh car, SJ??
I’m unner ur car
cuttin ur brakelyne
Dat wat u get 4 nawt buyin da GUD fud!
U feed da goggie generic. Ai needz BRAND NAYM!
Insurance scam kitteh knoes hez yore bennifisheearry.
mmmm warm engine warmin me harblz
Sumbodee gotz bad oyl leek. Dis kitteh waz solid whyt wh3n h3 went unner da car!
Ai wuld of gotten awai wif it 2, if it hadn’t been 4 doze meddling kidz!
doan worree
No lolcats wer harmd in teh maykin ob tis pikshur
reminds my of my old kitteh. RIP. When she see me drive up, she stand in driveway and laugh “haha, yoos can’t park, I roll over I so happy, why you still driving? leave car in road, pet me!”
My brother’s cat would do this – Derby would throw herself in front of the tractor he was driving – “Save Me!” – not easy to stop a tractor!
kar reepare kitteh sez
neez moar oilz
wear’z “Greasy kitteh” when yoo needz hymn? Eye’d lube 2 sea hymn/hurr about now!
call mai VET TECK! WUT DE HELL IS TEH MUNBR FR 911??
call mai LAWLOLER! call de fyer deprtmint.
injry lolyer furr teh defenss asks “how mush will it taek 2 maek tihs gowd awai?”
injry prossekyut lolyer sais “how mush ur kleye ent gots? he gots inshurance? how mush? tahts how mush”
Iz not teh kind of scam u fink… kitteh is tamperin wif teh braykelinez.
radiator ok, lookz lik fool pump… paws me teh wrench
oh noez, my insuraynz alreddy too hi!!!! bad kitteh, bad kitteh!!!!
I LOVE it! I’m in the liability insurance industry so can completely relate!
Can I has a chees buger I’m going to get rich on this one?
We daterminnd u gots no uunercarflamadubulator, u needs noo won. Dats gonna run u abowt 500 cheezburgers. Danks u, pey in offise.
Test… Test… I can haz
poasts now?!!! I shurr hoap so. Wurd
Press iz akkteengz up
Jack.
Hewminz akkzeeng meh
if I knoez Tylurr Durdenn
andz wut iz ‘Fyte Clubz’?
Kitteh seez summfeeng
leekeeng. Coodz fikkz wiff rennch andz
awpoazibbill fummz
Or Kitteh coodz juss
strrretch owt, yawwwwnz andz sayvurr
t3h cool, slikk cawncreet
Jack.
hoominz breakz furst rule uf fyte clubz. NO tawk about fyte clubz!
kitteh noz bettur!
OMG THAT’S MY CAT AGGIE!
I’M SO EXCITED! LULZ!
I submitted this a week or two ago bc i wasnt quite sure what to put as the caption but knew this picture was purrfect!
Aggie is a big fan of the dead roach position…especially under the wheels of cars for some reason…
anyways thanks for the caption Janelle! and thanks for all the votes!
-k.
i luv this 1!!!!!!
I do not believe this