thakn yoo berry muches!

nao letz see wut esles is on tat kamerah

Frankie goez to Hollywoodz… Two Tribez!

Tarhnk yoo so mutchlee fur lookin after ar deer swiet Kafleen. An her dans wuz so – kyoot iz werd taht come to mind. Nuthing liek a froloking zonkee maek yur hart sing! An she haz a hart as beeg as awl outdoorz.

As doo yoo, Romeow! Yoo ar alwaiz tehre wif teh best ideas AND a beeg caek. No wun cud ask moar ov a trooo frend. (except to halp yoo mooove, ov corse – but ai’ll bet yoo wud doo taht, too!)

Mary in awl ov her nawt secondness and
Kafleen in awl ov her donkeeness and drunkedness.
Whew, Kafleen iz so “happeh” iffs she luked in a mirror, she mite see a zonkee.

I brot a cupple fings to add to dis partee. In onner ov Mary, I hab a beeg choklit caek wif her naem on it. Plenty fur awl. Nao, fur teh zonked donkee, I brot sum hawt coffee an a beeg brush. I’m finking dat wen teh martoonees ware off, Kafleen iz gonna need sum TLC. Mebee we cud taek turns brushing her until she feelz better.

Lastly, U…yes, U in teh corner wif teh camera. I’m afraid dat I will hab to taek ur film or wateber u hab in dere. Our liddle donkee fren wud nawt preciate her byootiful danse being broadkast ober teh interwebs or teh TV. Dat danse iz fur Cheez Eyes Only. She’s in no condishun to ask u fur it herseff, but u hab to unnerstand, dat Cheez Peeps stick togebber an luk owt fur one anudder. So, Iz gonna ask u one moar tiem, politely, fur ur camera.

Oh noes, he’s maeking a run fur it! Mary, he’s headed ur wai…stop him!

*Mary cazshually sticks owt her foot, and trips teh camera gui as he runs bai*
*camera flies into teh air and lands in Romeow’s hands*

OMG I caught it! I meen…grate plai, Mary…I got the camera! Kafleen’s reputashun is saved!

Nao, letz eet caek!

momcat

fanks fur teh danzze- wuz teh purfek!!!!!!!!!

I speak from experience when I say that snerting sauerkraut thru your nose is not easily forgotten.

Bai my cheezfrend, mary O’Spockin, no less!!!

Oh, deer. Dis picture calls for….sumthin vereh inappropriutt.

Seein as how u likes teh donkee, Mary, and dis IS a Jerry Springur Refurunce….

1. Donkee cums home from workin all day.
2. Donkee has had an aggurvatin day.
3. Tee moonee Apple Martoonis, too littull food all day.
4. TABLE DANTS! *cue raucus dants* Donkee jumps on table and begins too frolick….makes toast…”Too mah fren Mary…HIC! A new cheezfren hoo I heers likes mah donkehness…HIC! Oh, I lubs u aall ….here’s a dants fur u, Mary, mah fren…*stomps arown sum moar on tabul…shakin it and causing shreiks of feer an alarm an various odd snikkurs* Oh, I lubs u allllllllll………..*stomps a littul moar an den falls off tabul*

“What’s Up, Tiger Lily?” ref?

(Sorree, old johk.)

Ob corse your all ways be in a toxic relashunship- you are the POYSIN!!!

how is dat werkin for you??? huh? Huh??

violins ensue

wuld if hep if i insulted you furst?

NUH-UHHHHHH!! bish, hims be MAH MANN!

*BLEEEEEEP*

Fleas might be the lesser evil.

i can has vicaryous snorgles adn fwekwent repoarts adn updaytes?

Blizzurd condishuns continyoo to prevayl frum Mishigun to Ontaryo an elswear in de Norf Eest.

Awthoriteez be askin all kitteh ownurs to implument ESP (Emerjensee Snorgle Proceedur) wifout anee delay.

Pleez to keep extry bottlz of Cabbernay close by to promoat relaxashun an genral feelingz or warmf.

Remane indoars exept in casez of seereus peril (i.e. shortaj of gushifud).

Fank U.

- Cheef Safety Offisur

pow, bif, bop, bam, sock

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!