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gray catz who lub teh poysin wuns tooooooo much
voice in teh bakground while the jerry springer promo is on:
nothing on TB letz go see wut teh funnee Cheezfrends is doin, gotta be betteh dan dis…
O, wait, we aer on ICHC. nawt dat funnee, akshully.
clarifikashun- my comment didn’t hab muches funnee (bwain fweeze wen i seed the ‘no comments’ but dere is muches funneh further down..,
Hey, dat bee a Trifecta Of Nawt-Secund Excullense!!
Bai my cheezfrend, mary O’Spockin, no less!!!
Oh, deer. Dis picture calls for….sumthin vereh inappropriutt.
Seein as how u likes teh donkee, Mary, and dis IS a Jerry Springur Refurunce….
1. Donkee cums home from workin all day.
2. Donkee has had an aggurvatin day.
3. Tee moonee Apple Martoonis, too littull food all day.
4. TABLE DANTS! *cue raucus dants* Donkee jumps on table and begins too frolick….makes toast…”Too mah fren Mary…HIC! A new cheezfren hoo I heers likes mah donkehness…HIC! Oh, I lubs u aall ….here’s a dants fur u, Mary, mah fren…*stomps arown sum moar on tabul…shakin it and causing shreiks of feer an alarm an various odd snikkurs* Oh, I lubs u allllllllll………..*stomps a littul moar an den falls off tabul*
oh, donkey, I lubs yoo! heere.,. let me helps you up!
fanks fur teh danzze- wuz teh purfek!!!!!!!!!
Oh mah, oh mah, oh mah!
Mary in awl ov her nawt secondness and
Kafleen in awl ov her donkeeness and drunkedness.
Whew, Kafleen iz so “happeh” iffs she luked in a mirror, she mite see a zonkee.
I brot a cupple fings to add to dis partee. In onner ov Mary, I hab a beeg choklit caek wif her naem on it. Plenty fur awl. Nao, fur teh zonked donkee, I brot sum hawt coffee an a beeg brush. I’m finking dat wen teh martoonees ware off, Kafleen iz gonna need sum TLC. Mebee we cud taek turns brushing her until she feelz better.
Lastly, U…yes, U in teh corner wif teh camera. I’m afraid dat I will hab to taek ur film or wateber u hab in dere. Our liddle donkee fren wud nawt preciate her byootiful danse being broadkast ober teh interwebs or teh TV. Dat danse iz fur Cheez Eyes Only. She’s in no condishun to ask u fur it herseff, but u hab to unnerstand, dat Cheez Peeps stick togebber an luk owt fur one anudder. So, Iz gonna ask u one moar tiem, politely, fur ur camera.
Oh noes, he’s maeking a run fur it! Mary, he’s headed ur wai…stop him!
*Mary cazshually sticks owt her foot, and trips teh camera gui as he runs bai*
*camera flies into teh air and lands in Romeow’s hands*
OMG I caught it! I meen…grate plai, Mary…I got the camera! Kafleen’s reputashun is saved!
Nao, letz eet caek!
Romeeow, OOOOOHHHH Romeow. How shall ai thank tehee? Let mee count teh waiz.
Tarhnk yoo so mutchlee fur lookin after ar deer swiet Kafleen. An her dans wuz so – kyoot iz werd taht come to mind. Nuthing liek a froloking zonkee maek yur hart sing! An she haz a hart as beeg as awl outdoorz.
As doo yoo, Romeow! Yoo ar alwaiz tehre wif teh best ideas AND a beeg caek. No wun cud ask moar ov a trooo frend. (except to halp yoo mooove, ov corse – but ai’ll bet yoo wud doo taht, too!)
“mhmhph mpom mvemry mmch!”
which, being transalted after removeing the choklitcaek filter
thakn yoo berry muches!
nao letz see wut esles is on tat kamerah
Heees mah man!
Keeps ur pawz off ov him!! Hez mine!
ur teh babbeh daddeh!!1 wayt, das Meowry.
hey missy, i finks we got forgotted. Would yoo like a TFNSD (tie for nawt sekond danse)?
Mary – Tanks so mush for askin! Iz so layte mebbe we just randomly throw chaerz and see if Sprenger skurity kan stop uz?
yesh! eben betteh, throw sum chairs and ebben betteh, throw cheesburgurz AT me!!
wuld if hep if i insulted you furst?
(i’ll be teh grey wun, Dr. Phil voice)
Ob corse your all ways be in a toxic relashunship- you are the POYSIN!!!
how is dat werkin for you??? huh? Huh??
violins ensue
“Leave us alone, Mr. Spock. We’re fighting over a woman.”
“You are not, for she is not.”
now taht’s funnee. wut epysoad is dat?
Requiem for Methusalah!
Requiem for Methusalah!
(I just not posted this, but in the wrong place. Dis be whut happens when I try to do stuff while on de fone.)
WUTTT???? yoo doo brane surgery wile you on teh phone?? wile yoo do teh postins??
sheeesh, yew make teh rest ob us look wai bad…
AND de rockit scienz, AND de nashunal sekurity advisory! (Then, my husband wonders why we just have cheezburgers every nite for dinner!)
hey, gibbim a kook book.
tellim i fitez teh ebill awl day, n u maeks teh dinnur…n doan furget 2 wash afturwardz
Well – I have to B fair and honest – mai husband is really excellent cook, and he DOES almost all the meals (I’m more of a Raisen Bran / Stouffers type of cook). He also cleans house more than I do, takes kare of yard more than I do. I always felt he was part Vulcan, and he needz to have more Cat in him to get him to relax and do nothing every once in a while.
Wuz dat da wun wit Rayna da robot wumanz? Requehm fur Methusalah?
Rock-em Sock-em KittyBots…
ok maus-
mebe u noes dis wun (putz on ’80’s gurl tie n bloo mascara…)
Iz been dribn miself crazi trin two ‘member an old MTV vidamao- was da rock-um sock-um robots dun up as Raygun n Gorbachchov fitgn wif eac oder. Song wuz bout enden warz or wirld peas…. somefin lik dat…. do uz ‘member what da heck song dat wus?
momcat
I noes!
Frankie goez to Hollywoodz… Two Tribez!
Cat fight! Maybe they will start kissing
In mai howse, dey stahrt bai kissin, but den it degen… deegener…bweaks daon inta a brawl anna ful-awn fite.
Doze redheaded bishes is crazy.
Speakin’ as a redheaded “bish”, I take exception to this! They’re just trying to get those butt-ugly collars off.
Those ARE some ugly collars.
Fleas might be the lesser evil.
dat made me LOL
Gladiator Cats
fight for many cheezburgerz.
Now on pay-purr-view.
nao dat’s funnee. pay purr view!!
New! Feline Battlebots! Get yours now kidz!
CATFIGHT!
Sumbuddy trow some wadder on dem.
nebuddy ever showd yu teh sodium in water trik?
er….plz to NAWT be tryin dis at home!!!
Invizubul Sentry-Fugue.
een which kase teh kittehs be sain:
HAAOWWW DOOO YOOO STAAAWWWPP DIIISSSS FIIINNNGGG!!!!!!!!!!
tank yu, ai m dun naow
Yay, a fight.
Time for a shot.
Wahah look at that angry face of the grey kitteh!
is a tabel mach. 1 hoo fallzez off teh tabel furrst loozes.
oh ah git it – lyke lummerjak lawg rollin
i wuz tinkin liek rasslin on WWE.
onlee wif fur insted of tattoos and speedos?
steev! steev! steev! steev!
Whaaaa? (Ai doan get owt mush)
Steeev == teh securitah man on jeery springar show? hims drags ppl offa each ovffer and looks gigant0r n skerry!
MAI NAYMZ NAWT STEEV!
(Sorree, old johk.)
U dun know me! Wat didz joo do wif mah mann? O knoez u didnt!!
o noe u dih int!
*required Neck Motions & finger-swingin*
NUH-UHHHHHH!! bish, hims be MAH MANN!
i fink lolcats wud be moar enturtaining
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
*joins in*
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
lookz lyk mah bebeh’s wenn ai get hom in da affernoon… teh grey won tellz on hiz brudder and hiz brudder bockses him fur it… nawt funneh akchooalee
I IS NAWT TEH FATHUR!
U nokd himz blok off!
Sez Jerry: orung kitteh, u r NOT the daddy.
“Ur not da kittehdaddeh”
“Den hoo iz?? Hoo you messin wit u floozee, lemme at him!!”
Gasp! Offenzive! Hoo wood taek picksher uf poor kittehs fightin’…
j/k.
Lol. My kittehs fite so offen it’d be funneh to see dem on Jerry Springer…my blank n white cat fites by closing her aiz and turnin’ her hed teh udder way while she wavez her littl white paw in teh direction of 1 of my udder catz. Thatd be a short episode of Jerry.
alas, the wedding reception degenerated into a cat fight after the mother of the bride snubbed the mother of the groom…
. . . She made a froydeean slip.
Ment to say: pleez passa butter.
Akshully sed: ur a hideeus stoopy kow an u stink like fish gutz.
Oh, dat’s so eezee to do.
boy, i am glad i just finished my soop or eyed be snerkin teh chikn noodle threw my nose!
I think chicken noodle soup would be better than sauerkraut.
I speak from experience when I say that snerting sauerkraut thru your nose is not easily forgotten.
Eye hayte wen dat happenz!
can see wai dat was ezzily misinterpppetted
an u dress yur boy funnee too
Made my day! I tink dat alla tyme…tu sees ritten in lolcat, prisless.
When we combined cat families a couple of years ago, I thought we were all going to die. There were cat riots all over the house, every day for a week. Finally, we just stuck all four of them in a large walk-in closet with food, water and a litter box while we all went to work. After we got home, the cat pecking order had been established and a tenuous peace reigned in the kingdom.
hmm, riskee, but innersting.
we rubbed teh new kittehs down with katnip. all hap.
didya rub teh older kittehs down too?
I watched wunce wen a kitteh joyned teh barn cat pryde- him wuz teh bf uv wun uf the oringe wuns (an lemme tell yu- it wuz werse dan jr high wif awl teh kitteh smoochin an sneekin in da howse when mum wuznt luukin. holdin hans too.)
evereetaim teh momma kitteh sawed teh bf, himz wuz runned orf. den wun dey, hims musta proposed or sumthin, cuz he was allowed to move in.
datz becuz all teh kittehs decided dat U wuz teh common emenemy, an spent teh day plottin how to get rebenge
Iz not kitteh daddy till jerry say Iz kitteh daddy.
who is my baby daddy?
http://www.minibytes.mondominishows.com/daddy/main.asp
Trainin to be astrynawts.
whatevah…ah do whut I WANT!!!
Pawternitee tess rekwired!
canz i makez a juke abut dat gy on surviver?
Orinj Kitteh: Norman dog!!1!
Gray Kitteh: Saxon pig!!1!
pow, bif, bop, bam, sock
Battul of Hay Stings refrence??!? Exelint. Haruld kitteh gets a beat-down frum William kitteh.
Turkish taffy!
“What’s Up, Tiger Lily?” ref?
*** WETHER UPDATE ***
Blizzurd condishuns continyoo to prevayl frum Mishigun to Ontaryo an elswear in de Norf Eest.
Awthoriteez be askin all kitteh ownurs to implument ESP (Emerjensee Snorgle Proceedur) wifout anee delay.
Pleez to keep extry bottlz of Cabbernay close by to promoat relaxashun an genral feelingz or warmf.
Remane indoars exept in casez of seereus peril (i.e. shortaj of gushifud).
Fank U.
- Cheef Safety Offisur
i gotz no kittehs
i can has vicaryous snorgles adn fwekwent repoarts adn updaytes?
Shure u cans. An les maik plans tu get u a kitteh rite awai!
mai luna kitteh senz lots of floofy luvs yore way.
Oh noes!
Lots er guud lucks to u.
Letz get redy 2 rummmmmmble!!11!
but I thot festivus were ober.
Now *bleep bleep* your *bleep* cos I’ll kick your *bleep* and *bleepity-bleep* you if you don’t *bleep* cos you’re *bleep* and your *bleepin* *bleep* is a *bleep* too!
*BLEEEEEEP*
Yipes! Dats sum horribul langwidge! Mai eerz iz burnin!
do you know who doez dem beeps? road runner, cause he gud at dat shtuff
so dipp me in chokwit
an fro me to da lezbeenz …
Dis is de reezon the kitteh boksing teem had awl doze sankshuns aginst it at de Olimpiks.
Ai iz not teh fadder!! YOU IZ!!!!
O, wayt…gots dat wrong…
You iz not teh fadder!! I IZ!!!!
wow this one is really funny its also pretty cute
THIS IS SIMBA VS. SCAR!!!!!!! REDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nawtee kittehs battelin too teh deth