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I haz icescream
“the seagull !!! the seagull ate my ice cream !!!”
Pozeshun is 9/10th ov teh law.
11/10th you ignorant clod
( from “a caw in the dark” )
mine,mine, mine…..
momcat
No! now I haz ICE CREAM!!!!
when you cant has cheesburger, icescream is great alternative!
i luv how teh gui is just lukin mildy annoid. lik, “dam, tat segul tuk mai ize creem. moving on…”
an happi nawt sekond to two kittehs.
ai danse to teh ize creem song fur yu.
*lik* i screem
*lik* yu screem
*chomp*wee al screem fur ize screem *slurp*
fanks whiskas
I lyke the song and the danse
and now I is going to get mah selfs
some ice-scream to slurp
does anyone else want sum?
Can I hab mine in a cup? It will be easier to danse wif it.
*twirl twirl lik lik*
*wiggle wiggle lik lik*
*plais a tune wif may spoon*
*sits down to finish mah treet*
Happy furtsee and slurpee to two_kittehs!
Romeow here are Ur cupz I gavez you Ben Jerry’s Chunky monkeh, I hopez you lyke its
Fank yes, two-Kittehs! Hao did u kno that Chunkeh Monkeh iz mah faborite?
I haz speshul powerz, no seriously I think ebery wun I knowz lovez the chunkeh monkeh and the cherry garcia.
Cheez frenz there is ice-cream fur eberywuns, plz to be helping urselves
virtual icecreamz=0 cal
Ice cream parteh to celebrate teh coming on Caturday
ice-creamz and dansing and singing
(caturday eve parteh)
I meant coming of Caturday not *on*
I sowee for mah grammah
Wut did ur grammah do? An did ur grandad mind?
Whatevur she dun I ar not telling mah lips they be sealed.
Oooh, i lubs virtchooal isecreem! Dat meens we can has virtchooal hot fudj and whooped creem awn top!!! Yum!
ai bin cra… rilly wanting banilla ice crm with bananas and teh choklit fudge………. annybuddy has sum? dat is willing to share, ob cours
oh virtual iscreeemz… I Can Has that! no agerlic tu teh virtualz!
tymez for sum serious clebratin
sicne i r seriuz cheez frend
Happi nawt sekond, two_kittehs!! I joynz in teh sellabrayshun. I bringz wun ub mi fayvrit icescreem flayvrz — fresch tender kokonut (speshulty heer in mumbai). Iz plenty moar, iff ennywun wud liek sum. Tropickle icescreemz iz teh yummeh!!!
*danses tuu icescreem sawng*
Thanks Moe, Can I haz mango icescream too with the coconut icecreamz? I loves me mango ice-cream frum Hagen Daaz
is delishus.
teh Haagen Daz mango sorbet? i lubz it tuu!!! wut du yu knoe, i ackshully brawt sum. iz riet behynd teh kokonut icescreem bocks. pleez eet az mush as yu liek, dere be plenty!!
i hoapz yu kin eet teh *fresch* indian alfonso mangoez sum dai! dey’z soe kreemy an sweet dat yu nawt needz tu maek dessert awr do ennyfing — jus peal, kut intu liddl kyoobz, an nomnomnom! Iz gud fer teh veganz, an peepz hu’z allerjik tu teh kow-jooz (liek snafutti see beloe). an mangoez iz moar helthier tahn icescreem.
Ai opez up teh dairy free frozen treetz plaice for us allger… alllerggig…. peoplez who stopz breefin when tehy eatz teh cow juuss.
lain up! milk a soy beenz and get a ribbon wat zez, ” ai milkd a soy beenz”
*joinz teh peepz standin in lain*
*finkz, “a kin hardly wayte tu milk a soy beenz an getz wun ub doez kool ribbins!”*
handz moe a magifin glaz and a teeeny tiiiiny bukkit.
next!
Ise lergic to coconut an pineapple (no alcohol, either, so no Pina Coladas fur me!) So I try teh dairy free ise creem. I hope it has seeweed in it.
Srsly. http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrageenan . I spend a lot of time reeding ingredient lists, cuz coconut oil is an emulsifier, and hides in lots of stuf, like dreem whip and ise creem and choklit milk, an Butterfingerz…. So, seeweed is my frend.
weeh installded the carageenen farm nex tu teh soy dayry. u can has tshirt what sais ” ai sheerd a carageemen, an all ai gota wuz a tshirts.”
It are match teh ribbomz
I’ll wear my T Shirt prowdly!
I’ll dants too dat!
Yes. He kinda lukz liek dis happenz all teh tiem. Musta bin a shawk teh furst time thoe. Imajin what teh gulls wud do for a cheezburgr. Prolly kill.
Not a fun date – she takes your dessert, and flies away home.
she did sai tahnk u!
but notta gull u take hoem to mutter
i can has different gullfriend?
I lieks teh banella cuz it maches mah fevvers.
dis luks mor lik straaaabry! yum.
U can’t alwais get wat u want.
But iffs u tri sumtiems u find
u get wat u need.
mai favrit flavr cherry red.
ai kin still almoss sing alawng wiff teh boys choir een teh backgraownd . . . ai useta be a soprano, m naow bass.
The reel Mr. Jimmey libbed in mah hometown.
Teh drugstore ware it awl happened changed hands and it became a restaurant called Mick & Jimmey’s. It’s gone nao, but I member seeing Mr. Jimmey walking round town ebery dai, tawking to himseff.
I didn’t kno that he was TEH Mr. Jimmey till affer I moved awai frum home.
The reel Mr. Jimmey libbed in mah hometown.
Teh drugstore ware it awl happened changed hands and it became a restaurant called Mick & Jimmey’s. It’s gone nao, but I member seeing Mr. Jimmey walking round town ebery dai, tawking to himseff.
I didn’t kno that he was TEH Mr. Jimmey till affer I moved awai frum home.
)Stoopy WP putted mah comment at teh bottom ov teh page.)
Sheesh! Musical commints.
WP has been dooing that a lawt. Is anoyeeng. Ovver dai wen it happen to mee, I jest wayted, red moar kommints, refresh payge, and voy la! Mai kommint wus in the rite playce.
U meen I shud hab wated moar tehn one minit?
K, I tri to be pashunt.
Fanks fur teh tip, Zippycat.
no siliz member uz ALTO(saxamphone)!
momcat
pa is mad becuz hiz little gull is a flighty thing.
adn gweedy. “We raysed yoo bettuh dan dat!”
mebbe after she’z flown teh nest himz will sea fingz diffruntly
yeh, maybee she didn tern out so bad, afteh awll…
*groan*
Comfort fud.
Seegull had a bad dai.
Jonathan is a feeff?
YOINK!!!
I’ll taek dat to go, plz.
“Ai am a seegle. No taht’s nawt rite….”
*sits bak an wates for cheezfrens to naem taht kwote!*
Dat wud be Chickhubb. Da Seegle.
Yay! Ai knu teh cheezpeeps wud gettit!
I skreem
U skreem
we all skreem fur
iceskreem!
Butt if we skreem
we won’t get
any iceskreem!
(mai mommy’s coda)
more like..
we all skreem for……..oh cwap!
ALL UR ICECREAM ARE BELONG TO ME!
Iffn dats had bin choklit, weed b habbin gull fur din-din!
One ov de English cuzens taught me dis trick
(Probably from Cornwall)
Cormwall?
Extreme south western county in little ingerland – next point west – the US
R dere lots ov Hammies in Cormwall? Sounds like a nise plase to lib.
mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine
and at lass eet ees indeed MINE!
Finding Nemo!!! Sooo funnee
Wee had seegullz lyk dis whar i wint to hiskul U cud nebber tek ur is awf yer sangwich
imagine mai surpryse upon mewving tu colorado tu find taht tehre r SEEGULLS hear! ai nebber wud hab tot taht tehy cud lib sew far inland, ai remember dem onlee at teh coast, and occasionally at mai high skool wehn der wuz a storm.
Ha! Me, too!
Maybe it’s the high altitude getting over the Rockies that muddles them.
LOLZ! whee callz um dumpster gullz or mallgullz in minnesoter!
Wee lib meny meny kms. frum teh acshooall “sea”, butt wee hab a plague of seegullz. Tehy tink Lake Ontairreo iz gud enuff.
I lurvs dis pixture. De mann iz so liek Whut? Oh.
An Ai libbed in Mawntnnna when Ai liddle gurl. Many manymanymanymaniiiiii seegle. Dey maekingawful lotta noise. Iz Western flyway. Dey eats wheet seeds, Ai guesses.
deh getz rocki mountain hi?
momcat
ole man got PWNED!
Freaking awesome HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! So much win!11!1!!one!1!!
[nelson] HAHA [\nelson]
O, rly nao.
Mine!
sinse itz fryday, i’ll b flyin ober 2 wallzmert. facks me ur lists if u nede enny tihng. so far i gots:
a ax
black beens
a corneecopeeuh
a flure day lees, a rum & kola, a toofpik…
a grapefroot, a horsey, a imagimation…
A jelly in teh shayp ov a bunneh,
A kulydoscoep
A LOLvulture
Jackalope
Kettle Korm
Large LOLipop
dackerees, frozed
a enchill odduh
an elephant
a trunk
ruby red shuz
munchkinses
i bee sew confuzzled- aer we using kitteh alfamabet, or goggie alfamabet?
I wuz gonna sai .. dis be a alfamabet I iz nawt fami.. phammil… I duz nawt kno!
Iz liek “A B C F R T G …” I nawt kno dis wun. Mite eben bee cow alfamabet foar awl I kno.
calling Janet CH4K…
oh, JanetWunKenobee we needs yore halp. Yore owr onlee hoap…we had an alfamabet but we forgotted it…
we gots all skrwd up wif teh alfabetickle odor, so I jump in at M:
Meetballz
Noodlez
Olive Oil
(we maykin Italliane fud tonite)
makeup kitz
newzpaperz
Operation! teh gamez by millton bradley
paperback novel
quinoa
rabbit
stencils to make “beware of the leperd” sines
Toof paste
ululations (nawt uvuluhs, we gots plnently ob tehm, awreddy)
vyolins
wet noodulls
xeophobes(keep’em awl in wun playce, k?)
a yardarm
a zebronkee
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/30/funny-pictures-unkul-zack-iz-mor-den-ur-unkul/
Iz snooin, rite, sew wee needs toolet paiper, snackkses, milkses, an a newestes i’se screem cone wif newesest iz screem
He forgotz the partreedge in teh pair tree again!
Anyone read and watched the video about the seagull that likes to steal chips?
http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/seagull.asp
hoos teh berd brayn nao?
grampaw’s fays r priecliss.
FTW!! not just LOL but reel loud LOL!
I don’t usually liek teh hoomins in lolpics ’cause prefer cyuteness, but teh pore man’s exspreshun!!! FTW!!
yah – he’s sayin “Dood! taht’s mah third ise creem todai!!!!11!!! iz gettin a frappuccinos nao…”
Den teh frappuccino getz stole bai sum yuppee wit teh caffeeen witdrawels.
gullible man believes he is donating to the Audubon Society food drive.
Theme song for teh campayne is “Feed teh Burds”
Ur snow cone, I haz it.
“I’m in ur bordwok, steelin ur izekreemz”
u r win
Dis is ORESOME pixchur.
Mister Man lookses …resigned, “owell. burrd stoled my cone. some daiz is like dat.”
I can has Zen-like attitude about my nom nom noms?
I fink him luks like him gonna cry.
wut ai wantz to see:
the nex pitur on the flim. teh wunz where we sai” an here is grampa lozin hiz cool an trwoin thingz at teh bird”
TEE HEE!!! I wanna see dat tew!
it look fotoshopt 2 me. ice creem in frunt of beek, nawt in it. an burd 2 far forword to be just takin teh ice creem.
why mai cheezburgers get stolded cuz ai has a opinyun?
I dunno, MishMel. I see dat a lot. I guess sum peeps doan liek teh word Photochop enny moar than they liek Furstee.
Doan taek it purrsunally. We lub U!
{{{{{{{{{{MishMel}}}}}}}}}}
tanks romeow
O hao thiz wun maiks meh laff.
It are a fly-bai icescream theefin.
haha.
pursin: skwak
birdee: mwahahahaha
no, rly, ai feel sorry fur da pursin. ai wudn’t lyke to haz mai isecreemz stolin! den ai’d haz to get moar (and dat can be kainda spensive)
Mebee teh ice skreem peeps wud gib him anudder cone? It wud b gud buziness and PR fur dem.
Mebbe teh ice skreem peeps r in ona consip…conpr..hav a deel wif teh gull. Teh gull steels ice skreem, maiks pepl bye moar.
Teh human wered ownt by teh lolGOOSE
that one was the best! My dog is ROFL (routing out the flowers laughing)
How about: “kthxbai” ?
I did 1 Xactly da same fing AND i did kthxbai!!!!!!
OMG OMG OMG!!!
OWNED !!1
I greez wit MishMel look fotoshop 2 mai It haz me loling tho. Goud jub
I ordird chawklit…
Noooo they be stealin’ my Cone
Oh, geezuz.
Now whut teh hell? Hoo low votez “noooo they be stelin’ my Cone” ????????
Mebbee wut wee think is a troll is juss stoopy?
mebbee…. cuz dat’s just funnee wut jeet wroted
oh-
sry-
beeen sleepn onda job, weiz habd two peepz gon 2day, I gotz ta wurk awl dai wif kidamo-whoz -finkz-iz-jungl gym….. bit sore n tigerd, I getz back ta wurk…
I fink dis dis is jus da randmons lvt, no see pattern at momnt…..
momcat
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
i didz da XACT same thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOM NOM NOM NOM
Yoo wernt gonna eet dat, werr ya? Yoo shud be watchin yore blud shoogur, ennywais. Im just lookin owt fore yoo.
So full of win.
” ‘kone r dish?’ she axed me at teh countr.
“Koan,” I sed. I kudda had a dish.
Well f*** me, next time is gonna be a cone.
It’s Johnathan Livingstone STEALGULL!
Ai tink iz naot photochop bepaws heer whut I tink is storeeee.
Nies man is bot an izscreem coan, and de top gets brokked off an iz falling on de graound plop1!11!1!
Den de seegle be seaing it and grabbles an iz flyyyyyyiiiiiinnnnnng away.
Sew it luks liek seegle is in raong place.
Gotta say, tho, seegle iz holing izscreem berry berry caerfullness.
man, don cha juust hayt it wehn taht happns!! leest it wernt choklit, taht wulda been a reel trajudee…
damn bird.
Howz ur tayl toodai kitkat?
Dat burds gonna hav sum seeryus brane freez!
Nombird?
PWNED
lol. dat man pownded.
this is teh best one evar.
pwned
ice cream cwned!
awww i feel bad for him =S nice pic though =)
that hapund 2 me
wowz. thts onlee burrd I seeen tht lieks vuhnila.