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tehn kitteh taeks a chomp on baby ruth
Con cat shulayshuns on teh nawt sekin! Dans can b “Babeh Ellepant Walk”?
*sway sway sway, step to right
sway sway sway, step to left*
clomp…clomp…..i dances juss liek a ellepant……so graysefull!
I’ll join u in dat, Karen!
Someday dis kid grow up, get in lion cage, tease lion, lion slap head off — head fly cross cage.
Because stoopit man’s wife been filming the man teasng lion, lion left alone.
Man don have grandbabies, stoopit parents did kid don’t got no grandbabies.
Bad genes cleaned out.
Evolution work!
Soylent Green is kitteh’s
dat xplaynes teh floof i fownd in mai soylent green tee this moorning!
Yous gots to tellz demz!!! Nxt theys be breedinz kittehs liks moo-cows!!! Youz gots to stops dem!!!!
nom nom nom…
mawm will reegret hiring dis babbeh sittr. reterns 2 fine nuffing left but an arm.
(remembr?)
Pleeeeeeze! Sumbuddy reeeskeew meee! Dis kidz puttin slobberz all ovar mai tail.
Shoudn’t it be a kid-cat?
nom nom nom….mai poyntee endz…..o wayt a minnit, mai gumz, let me show u dem.
Kitteh: “Dang, its a girl… what do I bite?”
Deer not-rodney dill – ai doo so hoep yur nawt speeking frum eggsperience!
nope… just noticed where kitteh’s head was with the tail in the bebbeh’s mouth.
based on teh cheezburgers I was probly pushing the envelope a little too much with this caption.
Gudness grashuss mee!!! Hav yoo missed awl taht has been going awn in teh nawtee barn? Ai think this a veree innocent liddle cap indeed!
Wear iz dah nawtee barn an haiow ken ai fin dit?
mah nawty barn, let me shows u it
(i had to…)
i tinks de lo cheezburgers are cuz peoples no liek see pichures of babeh kittehs gettin hurted wen de person cud halp de kitteh insted of takin pichure.
I feel sorry for the kitteh
I quite agree. Lolcats are cute and charming. It takes an idiot to let a baby torture a kitten for the sake of a photo.
PUT DA F****** CAMERA DOWN AN HALP ME!!!
BABEH HAZ NO TEEFES ! IZ NOT TORTURIN DA KITTEMS ! IZ AWL GUMZ N SLOBBER!
isnt baby slobber regulated by teh Geneva Convenshun in regards to
prisoner TOTure?
A tayl pull.
Ment:
“And tayl puhl.”
Look how hard that kitten’s tail is being pulled.
um if i may sai dis… just cuz teh behbeh isn’t BITIN kitteh, duz nawt meen dat he isn’t pullin an yankin on adorable lil inosent kitteh’s tiny tayl ;[ behbeh’s dun no teh difrense, an prolly tinks kitteh’s screemz r funneh!
Kitteh luks too misserabull in diz picher fur id tu be trewlee funnee.
i dont fink kitteh being tortured, but i wonders who lets der babee put kitteh tail in teh mouf?
me, too
no wai to treet yur kitteh !!
kitteh: payn!! i can has revenge?
French horn….ur doin it raung.
Buts u get saym noys???
but difrnt flavr
but moar nootrishus?
Luks mor liek “Bagpipes… yur doin it rong” to me…
adn you get teh saem noyze!
Do not like dis…poor kitteh…:-(
Agreed – isn’t this covered under “animal abuse?”
Iz little behbeh…dey do dum thingz cuz dey dun no n e bettah. I dowt n e 1 set it up so it wood happen for a picksher. :\
Ya, dis wai bebez lurn uhbawt wurld arown dem…dey touchz tings, grabz tings, put tingz in mouf.
I do hopez paruntul unitz took kitteh awai afer dis pikchur, tho…
On kyoot scail, hoomin behbeh is 2, behbehkitteh is 10.
Less than 2… babies are UGLY.
very creative – I luv it and Kitkats
this does not end well
I does not wunt to hers teh hooman purunts going ‘TEH KITTEH DONE VISHUICE ON MAH BABERS!’ whun teh kitteh tuhrns ’round and NOMS babah intestans
If deh purunts wunt teach de kid how to touch de animahls, teh animahls will teach de kid (an it is not to be thur fault for doing it in a mahner teh kid will not bee fourgetin kthx)
Self defense!
Well Said, Zutto!
an teh unfourtunut fing about it……..iz dat diz kid will growz up to noawt like teh kittehz ! too yung to memberz whi…..jest hav a jenerul feelinz ov no lik teh kittehz……
ov corse, maibe teh kittehz will noawt hurtz teh pink munkee …..ai hadda kittehz …”Loco Alias Beast Son ov Dragon, Cat ov my Cats” an Loco luved kidletz….himz wood hunker dwon awn teh arm ov a chare an HOLE awn reel tite an letz teh kidletz “pet ” himz ,an luvz himz, an he wood jest sit der ……
corse himz naem waz LOCO….an dat jest wun ov teh reesunz….
Thurs teh thing. Is smul kitteh so damag is prubly to bee smull too.
Ahn I haz teh frehn whus lil boy wus scritched by ah mutowel frunds ebil kitteh (ahn I mehn ebil. Is ebil ahn viciouhs to everehun ahn dus no need reasun to bit and claw ahn we does nut like it) buh he stul luvs teh kittehs more tehn neething.
Is to say, sum kids will get scurred by teh kittehs sure, buh sum kids will lurn and change der behaviur.
It helps to nut scur kids whun teh puruhnts cum to kid an say ‘Dis you did wrung. We teaches you to be doing dis right’ ahn thun everehun wins! Teh kittehs get de proper pettins, de kids get to be close to de kittehs.
Buh whun u has de parunts who make dis situeightion n r den all ‘Lol! De kitteh don NOM mah kid’ or ‘OMGWTF DE KITTEH DON NOM MAH KID’ teh r not de good parunt.
Good parunt stop de situatiun befour and show how to pet de kitteh/doggeh/ferut, butt I also think der r some kids who does not lurn unles de experunce WRATH OF KITTAAAAAAHHHNNNNN. So de gud parunt lets dem get de NOM’d in cuntrolled situ8ion and den expluns to thum why it done NOMed on dem when de is not de corms.
Bad parunt jus let kid b hurt or hurt deh kitteh an does not care to lurn der kids why. Dis make kids think dat all kittehs are to be scrutching dem and h8ing dems when is just not true.
…excupt for r frunds ebil kitteh. Dat kitteh is very teh ebil ahn is like de sole of teh debil is in teh bodeh. Thut kitteh is to be avoidead.
*laffin gilltehlee at ebil kitteh*
Kitteh, its wats fo dinna???? Uder wite meet???
No silli bebe, its for da cuddles.
give it to me, baybeh!
uh huh, uh huh!
an all teh girlies say i’m pritty fly 4 a white guy
Blak wunz iz lickowish
but teh oring ones r poisun?
An teh diffrins iz?
(Lickrish h8r).
Oh noooooes!!
Yoo has a flaw????
Hey, hatin lickrish is NAWT a flaw, it is nachrul order of tings. Is u peeps hoo likes it hoo is weerd.
I agree wiff SJ and P4T!! Likkrish = teh icky. Do. Not. Want!
(unless it’s red likkrish, den we’re tawking a hole nuther storee!!)
Ai must admit – mai bff ai am visiting in Naples also suffers frum this flaw. Wehn we were poor studenz togedder in Salzburg, ai alwaiz got awl teh blak jelleybeens. Werked out well, akshullee.
Purrhaps, iz nawt a flaw afterall!!
*laffin at SJ cuz I noe likes teh likrish eedur*
Plehy!
Butt Jellee Beens bee okai..ebbun licrish flavured wuns! Hmmm…mebbee I juss doan like teh sticks…
JCH4K !! Yew iz on holly daze !! How wuz yr fliet? Did yew taek Bunway Airlines?
Wii nawt haz red likkrish in Skawtlund.
Noe – ai am nawt goen yet. Ai fly awn Sunday – frum Shecago. So meny flites cancelled today. An it’s still snoing! Ai’m in Flowereda until teh following Munday – wehn I fly bak to Shecago to ketch a flite to London (arrives awn Toodsay), and frum teher to Dublin. Ai just NOE sumthing iz nawt going to werk rite!!!
Wedding awn teh 14th (paws – bryde IS Skawtish – borned in Paisley) -an tehn ai fly bak to Shecago awn the 17th – arrive in afteroon – taek a bu to Michigun Citee – where mai sister Pyzi will pik me up – an then just 30 miles to hoam!!!
An teh bryde – ai just herd – payed 500 Euro fur her shooZ!!!!!!!! She wantz a purrfekt fairytale wedding. But she iz VERREE byootiful wif gorgeous long red hare an az nice az can bee. Ai hav known her since she wuz just nine yeerz awld. Ai luvs her deerly an am so happee taht ai can be there.
Ai persunully lufs lickrish h8rs–leefs moar for meh!
Janet–500 Euros for teh shoos?! I jus gawt engajed an I wuld pass owt if ah hads to pay dat kin of moneh for shoos. Mah dress wuz less tahn dat!
Skawtish weddin tho, dat sownds lublee.
Oh Janet, wee awl be finkin gud thots about u makin awl yer plain cunnectshuns…..taht teh weaffer will hole off bein teh PLEH…..
an u kan haqv AWL ov mi liccorish……iz teh PLEH…..wen ai waz a kitn…..ai waz teh whirldz mostest pikky eeter…..an mi Daddy useded to sai…”oh goodie, iz moar fur me”
(an den Mom wood make me a Oscur Meyur balonee sammich..hadda be Oscur Meyur, ai cood tellz teh differmintz)
but Janet wee has to do wiffout u fur 2/3rdz ov a monff?????
WWWWAAAAAAAAAA
oh we will missess our Janet……..
an Janet………getz ur ownselv bak to ur listz …….r u pakked yet ?????
Janet plz remember to be wavin to me wehn u arrives in London! Ai is teh tawl wun wiv teh dark hair an glasses – u can’t miss me.
Ai will, SJ. Ai will be teh shortish wun jumping up an down an wavin an jereallee behavin laik a Merry Can.
Doo yoo knoe – tehy hav flitez frum Shecago to Dublin tath hav 24 hour layoverz in London? Ai wuz SOOOOOO tempted – wud hav been so nice to go fur tea wif yoo. . . but ai am alreddee goan fur longer tahn I shud bee.
Maybe nex tiem!!!
An no, Salleh – nawt yet! Ai still must go to mai haus in town an fetch teh sootcayses. Ai’m getting thingz put togedder, tho.
I laiks sum lickrish, but sum lickrish is much pleh. Dutch “muntendrop” is nais, lickrish awlsorts is yeugh.
NOM
“Diaper change on aisle three!”
hey kids, kittehs are delishus and nutrishus!
Phat B@$!^%#, the earlee yrz.
“Get in mye belleh!”
Oar maybee Jeffrey Dommer, teh erlee yeerz?
Ok, that wuz meen to teh babeee, Ai don reelly meen it.
U meen Jeffrey Nommer?
/runs like a freight train owta heer
//doan beet mee!
*snikker**
gud ting i not have sip of koffee. it wood hab gone rite out my noze. u wikkedlee funnee
thats disgusting
Get off Kid!!111!!! I doez nawt haz a flayvor, awr iz newtrishous. Awlso, I haz 5 poyntee endz, and iz nawt afrayd 2 use dehm!!
I don’t think it’s funny. I think it’s sad. That poor kitty is being mistreated by the adults who are letting a child chew on it’s tail. And the baby, who doesn’t know better, is going to get scratched and bitten, and they’ll just blame the poor cat.
Behbeh nom noms on de kitteh’s tayl, cuz behbeh don’t know no bettuh.
Hey, parent whoose takin dis picshur!! Poot dowwwn de camrah, an take de kitteh awai frum de behbeh! kitteh no like bein’ nom nom! kthx
Lez hoppe deh pahrends intervene rait affer picher taeken
I don’t think this one is funny or cute at all. It’s clear the kitten is in pain. Not cool. People need to keep animals away from children that are too young to treat them properly.
What’s remarkabul heer is dat teh kitteh cud be scratchn teh livin daylights outta teh bebbeh — but its nawt! Reminz me wen my kitteh thot she was nomming the pen in mah hand, but by mistake she chomped my finger — I yelped — such remorse from kitteh! an she never made dat mistake agin. I don’t tink I’m bein too romanticizin wen I claim dat kittehs know how easily dey can hurt teh hoomans, and many are *very* careful not to. I suspect dis is one o dem.
Hau shee spress remorse?
How she spress remorse, well, yah, good qwestion, I spose I can’t rely be sure. But she stopped what she was doin — could’ve been just startled — but she looked me in the eye, and had a look in her eyes like “Oh Noes”, and kind of sad — I don’t know, maybe I was just idealizing and anthorpomorphizing but hey, when she went back to playing she was very cautious wif ma fingers and never bit me again. She’s four years old now. Thnaks for askin
Agrees. Eedder is very tole..toll…paytient kitteh, or somebody iz quick on teh camra trigger.
Laik pashen kitteh wid puppeh on youtube!
I fink teh kittehs unnerstan dat teh bebbeh hoomins don noe enny better. Wen our oldess wuz bebbeh lurnin to walk, he reechd ober wun day an puld out a fistful uv teh kitteh’s hayr. Kitteh no turn on him, but fur weeks wen she seed teh bebbeh comin she wood run an hied unner teh bed.
If wun uv us groanupz had tryd dat, we wood hab seed teh pointy ends, fur shur!
Dis is troo, jest liek mai goggie, Mango, knos if a purrson is a goggie purrson oar nawt. Wiff liddle kids and peeple that doan liek goggies, she sits down and is berry polyte. I can awlwais tell if a purrson is a goggie purrson, cuz Mango bounces up (nawt on the purrson! she knos bettr!!) and likks their hand and waggles her tayl and is berry happy…. den she won’t leeb dem aloan becuz she wants her snorgles frum dem!
Oh, 2 dais ago wuz mai puppy’s fursty birfday! We din’t sing!
*sings* Happee Birfday to Mac! Happee Birfday to Mac!
Happee Birfday, you beeg sillee doofus….
Happee Birfday to Mac!
Happy birfday Mac teh puppy!!!! Sendin eer scritches.
Ezzacklee. Peeples nawt need to wurree abowt teh kitteh. Behbeh kitteh and behbeh hooman growin up togethur, an tehy weel teech eech othur teihr limitz ovur tyme. Iz hao lyf goez.
Tehy no dowbt be bes of frenz.
Bezt ib big peeps around fur refurreee, ef needed. Hab known kittehs n goggehs hu were remarkublee pashen n tolerun wid bebbeh hyoomins.
This is offensive, in the manner covered under “animal abuse”. I am sad that the kittehs let this one pass.
Sick and in bad taste, clealry the kitten is in distress. How dare you allow this, I expected you to be better than this.
I doubt it went on for long enough for it to be considered torture. They probably plopped the kitten in the kid’s lap for a quick picture and the moment they picked up the camera, this happened.
As someone said earlier in kittehspeak, the little catten and the little person will figure each other out soon enough.
There are much worse abuses in the world to worry about than a 5 second error in judgment that these people probably never made again.
Taste’s nice?
*** WETHER ALURT ***
Atenshun all cheezfrens in Suthern Ontario (an prolly upstate New York too):
We is kurrentlee expeeryencing a Ginormus Sno Dump. Pleez obsurve following precoshuns:
1) Do NOT riport to wurk. Remane at hoam an snorgle all avaylabul kittehs.
2) Deploy fuzzee blankits, hot choklit, an Url Gray tee as nesesary.
3) If condishuns pursist thru afternoon or eevning, switch to strongur bevridges. Ai recomend Scottishland wiski or mebbe a nyse Cabbernay from Nappa.
Fank U. we is nao returnin to reglarly skeduled lolcats.
- Cheef Safety Offisur
Remane at hoam an snorgle kittehs??? Drink teh hawt choklit an Cabbernay?
Ai can has Sno?
U can has as much as you wantz! We gots lots! Abowt a foot so far an itz still comin down… on roadz, is not so grate, akshuly. Eben de beeg SUVs wif de grippy tirez is slidin aroun. Best to stay indoars an enjoy feeline companyunship.
Iz nawt Sno Dump heer.. is berry clear and starry moarning .. but is onlee 0F and berry colde!!! Do. Not. Want.
I can has stai hoam and snorgle kittehs? Oh, teehee .. dat’s wat I’m dooing rite nao!!! Kitteh is awn mai lap purrin .. maykes typin diff…duff.. hard tew dew!
Ai comend U for followin the wether safety rools. Pleez continyoo snorglin until further notiss. An be sure to pervide gushifuds acording to kitteh preferents.
- Cheef Safety Offisur
Tank yew NHF (CSO) . We preciate teh warnnnin. Also, pleez to bee no kittehs alowd outdoors. Mush bettur to snorgle
dis warnin shud be re-ishood fr Mishigin az wel. ginormus sno dump frum wenzday not kleend up yet, en we gettid anudder wun dis mornin!
but dis iz nyce–dere wuz a man wif a Jon Deer traktr drivin arownd en sno-blowin alla teh dryvewayz in teh naybrhood dis mornin! Ai wayvd at him frum teh windo, en laytr Ai em gonna dryve arownd en look fr his truk, en leev sum munneez under teh winsheeld wyper. wuz a grayt fing 2 wayk up 2!
wat a nise hoomin…….maed me smil to fink ov taht considurut manz…….an muneez iz gud …but ifn u gotz teh time…hommaed coookiz iz bedder ! but ai reealizez taht sum folkes r teh berry berry buzi…..
When I was a kidlet, we had a neighbor who was a little older than my parents, and he would always try and shovel our walk, because Daddy was at work, so then we had instructions to get out there and shovel the walk before he did, then he started earlier, and soon we were shoveling the walk before the snow had finished falling. Dagnabbit! we were going to be nicer to him than he was to us! One Sunday (because we were up delivering the newspaper anyway) we shoveled his walk and driveways and our own at 5:00 am.
As I have said before, mai geeky childhood…
i lubs that storee. fanks for sharing.
I fink deze be rezonabul roolz. We wuld awl do best to follo dem, jus in caes.
*goez hoam, brooz Url Gray*
this picture was posted one year in the future!
Mmmmmm, kittehs… tasty!
Next picture in cycle, 2 seconds later: Mmmmmmmmm baby, …tasty!
Zing
Circul of lyf
Dingo Cat – the early years….
Animal abuse is not cute
o jeebus – ai remembah this foto wuz posted on teh Cutes Overlord. et had 1000+ komments ov otterwiz rashurnal hoomyns goin ‘babeh hurtz teh kitteh!’ ‘no he iznt!’ ‘yes he iz!’ ‘no he iznt’ ‘yes he iz!’
lets noat hav teh saym heer pls. kthxbai
I din’t see it awn CO, but I feel saym wai!! We hab no idee wat circ.. surc… wat was happning wen pickshur wuz tayken! Kitteh cud jest be in the middel of a beeg meeeow wiffowt beeing mad. Kitteh cud be mad.. we dun know. Jest sit bakk and ennjoi kyootness of bebbeh and liddle blak snorglishisness!
Wun yeer, foar my birffday, wun ov mai frens brot me a liddle blakk kitteh.. wuz in Ogust. I lubbed that liddle guy.. naymed him Shadow. Den on Halloween, he dis.. dees… vanishd!! Gone. We dunno if sumone grabbed him cuz he was pure blakk, or he got hit by car? We dunno. But syns den, I awlwais hab speshul spot in mai hart fur blakkies. *sigh*
I hear ya dere Zippy. Mai Mr. Worf is a blakkie and I lubs him to deff! Big majoitee of kittehs we had when i was a wee lad were de blakkies or da stripeys wiff da ‘M’s on dere heads. No orinjes tho….dey leaves the fur all over stuff. Blakkies make me extra splort too
Mai Fiona iz also a liddle blakkie – just beeg ayies an teh sweet liddle mouth. An sawft, silkee fur.
Awh, poor Shadow. Peeps prolly stoal him cuz he wuz a blakkie. We ended up wif 2 blakkies becuz we culd nawt adopt tehm owt neer Halloween. Dey wuz jus fyn wif dat an sed dey dinnot entind on movin owt ennywae!
hurribel. poor babeh kitteh
I really hope people are aware that letting your kids bite, smack, grab and pull on animals (especially kittens and puppies) is NOT funny. It’s abuse. How would you like it if someone did it to your kid? Just food for thought. So for everyone out there that thinks it’s not a big deal, if I catch your kid doing it expect swift retaliation.
kids an childs uv ne speeshees will fite an grab uthers…
If someowun did that to mai kid, speshully iffn they wuz a kat, aid aks mai kid whai himz nawt run awai. oar whut himz thot he wuz doin stickin himz bodee parts in sumbuddy elses spase.
iffn is adults tormentin mai kid- diffrent storie.
Thsi is a verree yung babbeh an haz no teef. Kitteh nawt being hurted.
ummm, simple causal logic here:
cat has claws, even kittens…rugrat hurts kitten kitten flays rugrat, so having noted that… take a f’n pill Francis.
I cite for example this:
My youngest niece once mishandled my Tonya-kitteh when she was a kitten. and though mere fractions of my niece’s size, the shrieking crying and spilled blood which ensued a few seconds later indicated that kitty was the clear victor and my sister’s child learned a valuable lesson about pointy ends.
the kitten is more startled than anything else (like “HEY?! WTF?”)
and as much as i prefer cats over people of most ages, i’d love to hear anyone’s explanation for beating a small child or infant below a certain age over something as comparatively innocuous as this…well, somewhere there are appropriate medications…plz have some
Thank you, Crapture!
Well put. Thanks Crapture.
*takes bow, looks for more care-trolls to knock*
I didn’t see anyone talking about beating the child – just about stopping it pulling the kitten’s tail. The kitten is clearly in pain and the kid has a firm grip on its tail, so it can’t pull away. The parents should be doing something about that, not taking the time to take a d**n picture.
eez it so wrong dat all I cud come up wiff is:
“I can has chinese?”
All refs to pointy ends had bin taken
)
In Sobyet Rushya, Urban Leg ends Hab U!
Having pawsed fur a moment to pondur – ai hav to declair this wun – brilliyunt!
Ai wud send thiz to mai bruver-in-law, but wehn ai traied to get himz to send a nice noat to D Marie an Duffy (wehn they said hao much tehy laiked hiz buks), he wentz awl Englishprofessoree an sayed he cudn’t PAWSIBLEE rite sumthing in a playce taht rote liek this!
Ai am still nawt speekin to him! (ai wud put in a frownee fayce heer but ai don’t noe wun)
sweet bebbeh kitteh will learn to stay away frum ruff bebbeh hoomin.
bebbeh hoomin wont learn 2 b truly gentul fur many years.
c’mon adults, protect n guide teh lil bebbehs
There used to be a place to flag a pic that you did not like on the main page, but it seems to be missing.
I think that quite a few of this find the pain of the kitteh disturbing. Obviously, that is an unpopular view though…
I would rather err on the side of compassion.
No lolspeak, ’cause this whole thing makes me feel a little blue.
Oh deer. Jest a heds-up foar mai cheezfrens. I cannut stand awl the “this is abuse” stuff. We doan kno wat was happning wen this pikkshur was taken, and I fink if the kitteh reely is “in distress” it wud be fiting bakk, or .. ah, did yoo all fink the kitteh cudn’t run awai?? Durr.. Bebbeh dusn’t hab a gud grip awn kitteh – I fink this pikkshur wud nawt be taken if the kitteh wuz in distress… becuz the kitteh wud be LONG GONE.
I’m not saying I liek this pikkshur awl that much – I do fink parents shud teech kids the nyce wai to pet aminuls, BUT, dis bebbeh is too yung to kno better anyway ..
Mai poynt heer is, we dunno wat the parents were dooing heer, and awl cud be jest fyne, wiff no scratchs or bities. Awl thees “it’s terribul” and “it’s abuse” kommints are the kinna thing that makes ICHC an icky playce to be… Soe I gonna be gone for a whyle till a noo pikkshur commes up.
I hoap yoo awl hab a nyce moarnin, and I’ll be bakk laterr.
*walks awai to find a kitteh to snorgle*
I figure, if the cat gets bitten, it will register a protest in no uncertain terms. Since it’s still there, the worst that’s happening is that the end of its tail is being sucked.
It doesn’t matter whether the cat bites back or not. If you see a toddler physically attacking another, do you just stand and watch saying “Well when he gets hit back he’ll learn his lesson.”? No. You stop the behavior. The kids may not know any better, and they will learn that they will get hurt too, but you still wouldn’t stand there and watch them beat each other up. So yes, the cat will bite back if it’s pushed past it’s limits, but for it to get to that point without someone stepping in shows that it is being abused.
If a child is being beaten by his parents starts hitting them back, would you condone the original beating by saying “The child defended himself. Lesson learned.”? No you wouldn’t. Because whether the innocent defended himself or not, he was still abused.
From that cat’s face and the fact that it’s hind legs are raised off the ground by the tail, you can see that it is clearly in pain. That is abuse.
If we don’t like it, we don’t like it.
BAD TASTE. Get Rid off it. Disgrace. Animal Abuse!!!!
I thinkz sum pplz (NOT ALL) are overreactin a tad. I dowt n e onez put kitteh by behbeh and wayted for kitteh to walk by behbeh, den wait ’til deh behbeh nommed on itz tail (and liek sum1 said, behbeh haz no teef prolly), then got picksher. Som1 eeder got a picksher of teh split secon wen it happen, and den took kitteh away from behbeh, or kitteh bolted away a secon lader, prolly.
I luv kittehs as much as da nxt pplz, but I jus don think teh stori behine dis pic iz a menacin’ as sum pplz thnk it iz.
Dun meen to angr n e 1, jus dun liek all teh anger dis pic is gettin, when it culd have ben an innosent one of a behbeh doin sumthin stoopid b4 the problim was qwickly rezolved.
*slinkz off, hopez fur no flamez*
Gah, low cheezburgerz, even wurse. :\ Not gud day fur me.
here, hab sum ob my cheezburgerz. Better nao? here’s som choklit, too
An a sawft blankie – do yoo liek pink??
Yes, pink iz good.
Thank you mary and Janet. Iz feelin’ bettah now.
oh, hai Janet!! hows teh wether dere? iz aaaaaaaafullllllll here. icee rayne.
pruves wunz agin: bebehs SUK.
just ask any nipl
I Second that!!
LOL @ peeples offended by dis pikshur.
I offend dem more:
NEBBER TOO YOUNG TO LEARND HOW TO EET PUSSY.
“NO! Mini-me… we do not gnaw on our kitteh…”
Awww, why didn’t I think of that?
>.<
i am offended…by all the offense that people are taking
offense iz at showin pikshers of de fuglee yoomin critterz. Bebehs ar dizgustin!
teh behbehs ar not so tarbl, itz teh wuns between teh aejez of 4 yrs old to about 14 yeerz old where u getz to understandin whai sum aminelz eets teihr yung wunz. All uv my neesez and nefyuuz are teh reezin whai i has kittehs insted of kidz. plus, ai never has to worry abowt puttin a kitteh thru kollij
meen to say behbehs ar dizgustin. I wood expect niser from Lolcatz ppl. Do not want all teh irrashunal angr tword behbehs.
i was just countering that babies aren’t so terrible, it’s kids between the ages of 4 and 14 who annoy the screaming bejesus out of me and make me ponder whether or not some people should srsly consider eating their young. I did some community-service type work as a teacher’s aide as part of a religion class i took back when i was in HS (parochial) and i was horrified to think that i might have been ever behaved like the sort of little cretins i got stuck with
gigl. adn you prolly did!
but, reely, don’t insultify the Cretinz- they be berry nize fowks(unless you be oberbaring Jurman, dey still not ober WWII. )
i been to Crete – I is ex spurt.
Careful there, you’re about to give credit to the term “crazy cat person.”
i prefer “amoral sociopath”
As a Grammie, I canz tells ya, yur doin it RONG…lol
At last!!! Proof positive that Babies Are Evil.
Or naive…
is akshully a kitteh-kat bar. poor kitteh, next ur turn to nom bebeh ruth.
I dont like this picture. Asshats shouldn’t let their stupid kids torture animals.
I’m sure it wasn’t done on purpose. And it’s just a baby.
>_< Teh oversensitivity at Lolcats makez me sad. Sutch meen akusationz uf parentz and ownerz of kitteh frum wut wuz probly a innoscent sitchuation…DO NOT WANT.
o me i agree
kittehs not chw toys
and i can’t help but love the just-this-side-of-subtle implication made by one of the “OMG! ABUSE! THINK OF THE LOLKITTENS” commenters that anyone’s lack of hair-rending horror, revulsion and the appropriate degree of wailing and gnashing of teeth at this picture somehow renders them some un-compassionate monster.
And yes, that is what you were implying, try though you may to spin it. enjoy your high-horse and do try not to fall off of it
“DONUT DO DIS, PLZ!PLZ! PLZ! DONUT DO DIS”
(i can has legal purfeshunul?)
meanwhile, in soviet russia, pussy eats YOU!
BingLol!!! FTW!1!1!1! Elebenty bazillyun cheezburgers for The Crapture. All uther caps for tihs pic a nao ofishscaley irrelevent! Sez me!
*whispurrs* ai’m nawt reelee heer, yoo noe. Just wanted to say – if we dint noe it alreddee, yoo two hav just prooven taht yoo ar GUIZ!!!!
DUUUUUH!
*tee hee*
*runs away*
*wait… wud guiz doo taht?*
*uh huh*
*okeh*
Hey Janet!!! Have a great f****n vaca! I am so jealous thats you get to go to Ireland. Anyway… Bon Chance, etc.
*duz yoo tink she beeleeved us*
*hehheh sure hehheh*
*okeh*
My Bi-Polar Disorder. Let me show you it….
Ai am alw smilez.
Oh – an – Doo yoo reelee getz to be two peepl?
and unrepentantly so
je fume, je bois, je baise, je LOL
Farrakhan Cat says, “Stay strong, little brother, don’t let the white mens get you down.”
Bad momee! Babee has no teef? Tale-pull hurtz 2! Sumwun rescue kitteh!
kitteh vs 3 mos ol hoomyn – ez win!
kitteh vs 1 yr ol hoomyn -
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/2/1/babyblanketur128463662872031250.jpg
- not soh much
This is the only existing photograph
of the youngest winner of The Darwin Award
in the recorded history.
I’m not terribly thrilled either. Just because of the fear that in the future, the cat will haul off and scratch the kid and then get abandoned or taken to a shelter with the parents complaining it bit the kid.
I Agree with you entirely, thats no way to treat a kitten, the parents should have put the damn camera down and intervened. “Kit-Kat” is probably scarred for life, just like the baby the next time it comes near the cat.
Thats not very funny, in fact I think the parents should put down the camera and pull kitty away fom baby.
Wunce agin, NOBODEE hier puted kitteh tayl in babbee mouf. Srsly, itz a pichure. It prolly lasted wun tenth uv secund. Srsly!!
LOL! That’s so funny! But I feel bad for the kitty
i dunno, i guess my parents, for all of their flaws and neuroses were smart enough to assume that if any of our family pets ripped us kids a new one, it was because we provoked the animal and might, as a result of the scratches and small cuts have more sense than to pester the dog or cat beyond the limits of what they would tolerate. object lessons are sometimes the best ones
Hey Crapture. We need to set up a CareTroll blind in the Stoopy Forest. EASY pickins. GET A ******* LIFE PEOPLE. Geez. And Crackers too.
Oh Maus – ai din’t meen to embarrass yoo. But darnit – yoo ar sumtiems just so kyoot!! Laik heer, again!
Yoo noe, it iz – cudbee itz jusst mee – sumiems hard to tell teh gender ov peepl – certainlee can’t alwayz tell frum teh naymes. Laik Mr. Worf. Iz kittehs nayme. But – he severrul tiems added – well – he “mooned” us – an ONLEE a guy wud doo taht. An fur a long time everbuddy thot woodchuck wuz a guy.
Can yoo tell rite away frum hau teh peepl rite???
Dis nawt alwaiz kais. Mai paruntz had goggie whut wuz jelly yes wen I kaim rawnd…Himz wuld kohm up n nawk me ober wen I tri to sti ur stan. Evenchulee him had to be takun 2 sheltur.
teh poor kitteh!
The people here exclaiming “Teh BAYBEE HAZ NO TEEF!” need to look a little closer at the photo. The baby isn’t just holding the kitten’s tail in it’s mouth, but has actually lifted the kitten’s hind legs off the ground by its tail, which means the baby has a pretty tight, rough grip on the kitten. Moreover, the kitten’s expression–and open mouth–make it pretty obvious that the kitten is in distress.
This is NOT the time to be taking a picture. The kitten is _clearly_ in pain and the baby is liable to get hurt. There is _no_ reason to allow the kitten’s pain to continue or to not prevent the imminent scratching/biting of the baby. The value of object lessons notwithstanding, this is NOT an amusing picture. It is evidence of abuse.
Agreed. *Not* a time to be taking a photograph.
tayk a brake, slap dat hooman’s hand!!! omigosh, i dun like dis picshure.
I think it’s ironic that an advert for the WSPA is displayed just below this picture.
Not funny.
do not want. cheezburgm, wai no taek dwn dis picshur? no is lol. maek pplz sadd.
k fine hatrz, mebbe no is tortur but no is lol. i’s jes sayink.
Jezus. what a bunch of bottom-feeders, most of you are.
this picture is not at all amusing. except, well, maybe to those w/ minimal forebrains.
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Por bebeh… kitteh want REVENJ!
I bet da stoopit parnts blame kitteh when kitteh grow big nug for REVENJ. Parents need sterlizd.
HAVE a break, have a kit kat. FAIL