Comments on: WANT

By: abbyz

abbyz — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 23:03:49 +0000

mi catz noms on stink bugz

By: Borderpatrol

Borderpatrol — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:11:32 +0000

Here roachy-roachy-roachy! Me gotz present fur yu… clawzsaminch!

By: storybeast

storybeast — Sun, 03 Feb 2008 03:15:03 +0000

Or Florida. We had the palmetto bugs in SoFla that were the size of your freaking head,but they is harmless. Here in Gainesville, we have real roaches the size of your head, and they always likes to be crawling on your ceilings in the middle of the night, right over your bed. My kittehz, they go’s nutz, because these smart roaches, they get in a corner where kitteh can’t reach. PLEH!

The roaches, they like the college towns. My boyfriend, he is an ento…enta…he is a PhD in the bug studies, and he even hates them. DOUBLE PLEH.

By: kitkay

kitkay — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 05:35:12 +0000

oh nooes, I iz ‘fraid that yer hubby just smashed Gregor Sampsa after he had metamorfised into a giant “bug”!!!

By: Social Disaster!

Social Disaster! — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 18:04:19 +0000

Lolz mah cat iz liek dat aa11 deh tym. she WANt buhg n CAN NOT GET

By: SJ

SJ — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:36:19 +0000

Um, snoo, which ennaitchess lolspital is u in? Just so ai can make sure ai is neber sick in dat area? Thxbai.

U is rite we do has teh cockroaches in Teeny Tiny Ingerland but nawt menny. Ai NEBER seed wun in mai hows (fank Ceiling Cat – wud havta moov hows).

By: snoo

snoo — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 13:13:49 +0000

not suur u wont to no tis, but:

Iz wurking in ennaitchess lolspital. We can has cockroaches in nursiss residintz. So we doo get tem in Teeny Tiny Ingerland. But coz dey is not so comun, dey is much PLEH.

By: SiC

SiC — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 13:12:30 +0000

This pic now has 1337 votes lolol

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 12:17:29 +0000

Hee hee hee! (Just had to stop bai kwick fur a laff!!)

By: SJ

SJ — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 12:07:47 +0000

Hee hee hee – ai love children, but ai cudn’t eat a hole wun….

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:56:49 +0000

Yoo haz peeple leftovers???

By: SJ

SJ — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:51:19 +0000

Ya but if dis was da Matrix, dat bug’d be six feet tawl an warin a black ledder cote.

By: SJ

SJ — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:49:38 +0000

Lol! And Pleh!

By: SJ

SJ — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:48:36 +0000

Nawt dat ai wants to gross y’all owt or NE ting, but apparently in London, you is nebber more than two feet from a rat. U can’t awlways see tehm, but tehy is dere.

NE buddy else awl itchy awl of a sudden?

By: SJ

SJ — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:41:33 +0000

Wut wiiing sed! Scuse me while ai hurl!

By: SJ

SJ — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:38:09 +0000

Ai hopes ai never gets close enuff to wun to find owt if ai is lergic. We duz nawt rly get dem heer. Wun time in Horse Trail Year ai wuz sittin awn my frenz cowch an dis 8 foot long cockroach (ok maybe nawt qwite dat big. But was heeeyoooojjjj) strolled, no, sauntered, no, MOSEYED acraws teh floor towards us. It wuz lookin rite at us, wiv maliss in its eyes, ai swears. We bofe stood awn the cowch an screemed an screemed until her husban came in an stomped awn it.

Den of caws tehr wuz roach guts skwished awl ober teh floor, was muchly pleh, but dat roach didn’t bother anybody no more.

By: SJ

SJ — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:32:49 +0000

I wudda had to cut my own foot awf. No kiddin. EEEEEEUUUUUUWWWWWW an moocho Pleh.

By: SJ

SJ — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:13:11 +0000

I’z takin carefull notes. Harry Zoner wuz fullov scorpeyuns an snakies too…..an don’t get me STARTED on Horse Trail Year.

By: Romeow

Romeow — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 09:08:11 +0000

Oh, cSmall, dat iz so gross.

I wish I didn’t reed dis rite before bedtiem. Luckily, we hab teh moshun detektor lites in teh room, so we can see teh floor, buts nawt wake up. Yes, teh kittehs turn dem on awl nite, but iz OK.

I fink I b in terapy fur teh ress ov mah life iffs dat happened to meh. I can’t step on enny bug, no matter wat size – eben an ant. Teh frot ov a wet foot iz PLEH! Dubble PLEH! Didz I sai PLEH? I meant it!

By: catservant

catservant — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 07:07:02 +0000

U R rite, I jest muved out of Warshenton back to OC. Teh one REELY REELY gud thing bout Warshenton is NO OBNOKSHUS BUGS! Well, cept teh 6 inch slugs. Least they dont fly. Or run. Or du much of ennything.

By: 3rin

3rin — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 05:48:34 +0000

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By: 3rin

3rin — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 05:39:41 +0000

eeeeewwwww!
I weint to a godfaver’s pezza place an dder was a cocroch on da table were dey was servin da pizzas. I did not go back.

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 05:16:54 +0000

reely? hunh. my kittehz always enthusiastiklly snakc on tehm and tehn the inebitabul re apear antz.

By: Blurgle

Blurgle — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 03:56:03 +0000

I be glad I lib in Calgree where we got moose and wulvereen, nawt roaches.

I haz never sen a roach or a rat in reel lif. An moose dont clime wallz.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 03:54:51 +0000

ooh, kitteh in pitture eben luuks liek mah tora-kitteh! *crai* i missez himz…

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 03:54:03 +0000

mai tora-kitteh (hoo iz at teh brij now, *cry*) lurved teh cocklolroches. wuld plai an plai wif tehm until tehy stoppt moovin, tehn waz no fun aneemor. wun nite, bowt 1 aye emm, himz wuz chaysin a coklolroach akrosst teh SEELING in teh bedruum!! i layd tehere hopin teh cocklolroch dint fall off teh seeling onto mai fayse, an tora-kitteh hoppt aroun from the bedpost to teh dresser to teh are-myor tryin to katch taht roche.

not much sleep taht nite, i tellz yoo.

By: kitkay

kitkay — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 03:46:11 +0000

cockroaches are quite dangerous to your health. Read my comment below. Maybe you could bet some house geckos which I heard will eat bug pests in your house.

By: VIRZAN TILLWEED

VIRZAN TILLWEED — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 03:42:14 +0000

If ‘dis was ‘da Matrix, ‘dat bug be’d mine…

By: kitkay

kitkay — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 03:38:06 +0000

roaches hab lots ob jerms. Menny peepz r ‘llergic 2 them. When my son had allergy skin test, he had a slight seizure when teh doc did teh roach test.
DO NOT WANT!

By: kitkay

kitkay — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 03:34:03 +0000

looks like the brown “German” roach which libs in cities, like Boston (and nyc), which are, in fact, adept at climing walls. We here in OK sometimes get bigger, darker wons that look greasy, but they are mainly outdoor bugs: but sometimes they come intoo my garage. I’ve heard that there’s gyant flying roaches in S.America. Then there’s the hugh “hissing cockroaches which peepz sumtimes keep 4 pets. Roaches will sumday take ober teh whirld.

By: kitkay

kitkay — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 03:26:28 +0000

yah, that rlly workt]ed.

By: Gladys

Gladys — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 02:29:11 +0000

Is UgleeBug Kiev, den.

By: Shera (kittehvet)

Shera (kittehvet) — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 02:09:42 +0000

no. Dracula reference. Also FTW tho

By: cSmall

cSmall — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 01:52:24 +0000

waaal. apparentlee it has budder insyde.

*shudder*

PLEH!

By: cSmall

cSmall — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 01:51:32 +0000

i’m thinkin mebbe palmetto bug nao – rowches in NYC don’t climb teh walls. p-bugs can fly, yu know. tehy are a moar suthern America thingy…

By: cSmall

cSmall — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 01:48:53 +0000

mebbe not funne 4 teh hyooman standin on a table in the background shreiking, but pretty durn funnee 4 her husband hoo took her pikshur nekst…

By: Freddie

Freddie — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:41:27 +0000

Science kitty want experimental nom nom. Is tasty?

By: Blurgle

Blurgle — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:33:26 +0000

egscuse my ignurrance, but ….

WTF IZ DAT?

By: meesh

meesh — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:07:29 +0000

Dey must be livin in the miltary housings. Das why I moved out. No bugs in real house in Noaf Carohliena.

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:03:50 +0000

iz not!

ok, yeah, it is , just kuldnt resist teh urge to continyuu teh pattern.

nao yoo say: iz too! with razz
adn i get to do this

win-win sichuashun

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:56:11 +0000

gigl

By: Chessie

Chessie — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:48:26 +0000

Dis 1 bugz mi….

By: Jessarakitty

Jessarakitty — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:45:07 +0000

I noze dat feelin. Yu tryz reely hard levi- latv- riz UP in ayr, away frum ownz feetz.

By: spykes_mom

spykes_mom — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:44:10 +0000

wut evs.

By: spykes_mom

spykes_mom — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:41:57 +0000

ai dunt fink ai wudda steppt bak on teh floor fur teh resst ob the nyte. den ai’d has nyte mares finkin ob dem fings skurryin crosst mah feeties. pleh!

yoo shud tell ur mommeh: “nurchurin…ur doin it rong!”

By: Tessie

Tessie — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:37:31 +0000

I yusta chop up peeple leftovers inta teensy small pieces an mix w/gushyfud. Yoo mite try leftover springbeans, brokly, a tsp ov cooked rice, a tsp of plain yogle, n stuf like dat. I fink if dey eats grass frum teh lawn, den veggies cut up bery small shud be OK. I also yusta put a teensy pinch of garlik powder on gushyfud once in wile becawz I herd it helps keep away fleez.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:26:41 +0000

Peeps tink dis iz pleh, but kittehs tink itz like Farside kartune:

“Oh hey, I luvz deze — krunchy on teh outside an a chewy senter”

By: Tessie

Tessie — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:18:06 +0000

Kittehs lub teh buggies. First itz a toy, den itz a snak.

By: Teho

Teho — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:04:06 +0000

ya it iz

By: Sandy Swanson

Sandy Swanson — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 22:45:26 +0000

Akk! I wuz loggdin agin! 2 mush werk fizzlin mai branz.