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Some reach for the stars, others for bugs on walls.
yoo aer teh AWESUM! datz funneeeeeeeeeee!
congratumacashuns!
b0rg presishun- she haves it…
Bwahahahahaha!
Ooops… wrong place… plz ignor
isnt ignorin a kitteh’s speshulty?
YUMMM!
munch
PLEH
Yu got dat rite, Mary, cept teh pleh part.
Mai kittehs lubs teh bugs. Dey nom dem ebery tyme.
Kittehs lub teh buggies. First itz a toy, den itz a snak.
reely? hunh. my kittehz always enthusiastiklly snakc on tehm and tehn the inebitabul re apear antz.
U can has! Pleh!
ourz fly, here in TX an always at yer hed
*makes mentull note NEBER to go to TX*
at lees not during roach season…which is all da timez!
i wuz dere in Rocktober an wun chased me out teh restrant…………… yuuuuuuuuuuuck, rememberd me ub libbing in Hawiiiieeeee…….. dey can’t lib here in Warshington state… not too bad
U R rite, I jest muved out of Warshenton back to OC. Teh one REELY REELY gud thing bout Warshenton is NO OBNOKSHUS BUGS! Well, cept teh 6 inch slugs. Least they dont fly. Or run. Or du much of ennything.
Iz naowt so manny roachbugs in W. Tx. Iz sum copperheds, but iz dry for roachbugs, mebbe. I just goes ther to visit.
note to SJ re visiting adn teh flying creechures:
yoo mite wanna avoid Lucy Ana
. adn mebbee Miss Issippi.
daffynitlee Al Abama, too…
George Ya
I’z takin carefull notes. Harry Zoner wuz fullov scorpeyuns an snakies too…..an don’t get me STARTED on Horse Trail Year.
Or Florida. We had the palmetto bugs in SoFla that were the size of your freaking head,but they is harmless. Here in Gainesville, we have real roaches the size of your head, and they always likes to be crawling on your ceilings in the middle of the night, right over your bed. My kittehz, they go’s nutz, because these smart roaches, they get in a corner where kitteh can’t reach. PLEH!
The roaches, they like the college towns. My boyfriend, he is an ento…enta…he is a PhD in the bug studies, and he even hates them. DOUBLE PLEH.
In floreeda too! Dey is ickeee
Deh duz sabe monies on kitteh toys.
BWAHAHAHA! gud wun…
Dat wuz my thowts eggzactlee….
i’z lukky dat heer in Illanoy, we gets sworms of kreepy krawliez but onlee everie 17 yeers… cikadas, pleh, pleh!
we has doze ebbree yeer in TX. dey makes cool loud buzzy noizez but no bother teh hoominz
ack! dey doan rilly bother us, but wen dey wuz heer las spring i kep gedding dem stuk in mai hair wen dey floo by. pleh! yuk!
also frum far away dey makes a sound all togedder dat sounds like teh aliyun deth rays from teh old war of teh werlds.
Don’t worri kitteh. Cokrowch multeeplye fas, an soon u haz menni moar.
U think? Becaws last time I givved them a maths test, they didn’t do so goods.
lol XD
But de been payin tenshun een sechs edumacashon!
Whut u b givin coklolrowch maf tess fur enniwai? Iz diz a gonvernmint studee? U spendin ower tax munniez on seein how well de cokrowch multeepliez? Dis alsew splainz why u haz tyme tu bee on ICHC durin da wrk dai!
I can haz gonvermintz job tu? PLZ?
It ar a part of no cockroach left behindz. It ar bery important to maintain ourz
standardz.
yah, that rlly workt]ed.
I dunno. Mebbe gud on multeepleecatshun.
Nawt so gud on lawng divishun.
soooo pritttyyyyyy . . . . oh hai! whut yu doin here? ai nawt doin nuffink, move alawng, ignore teh bug smeer . . .
I sees a big kitteh jump, den eberyfing on dat table flying off.
Dis room seemz to be bugged…
*heddesk*
Kitteh suspects
Wall Cat put it tehre
wall bug sees wut u did thare
Verree funneh, Pittypat!
A new addishun to ICHC lore – wall bug, FTW!
R we bak on teh maff theem?
Akk! I wuz loggdin agin! 2 mush werk fizzlin mai branz.
Heer comes teh Roach Coach, just in tyme for lunch!
eeeeewwwww!
I weint to a godfaver’s pezza place an dder was a cocroch on da table were dey was servin da pizzas. I did not go back.
an dis leetle buggie cried wee wee wee awll de wai home…
til NOM!
Kitteh gonna be doin some kine-a alkemy, knokin over bottlez …. ker-BLOOM!
Almos’ like a William Carlos Williams POME — youz can see wut comez nex!
so much depends
on a red wheelbarrow
glazed with rainwater
beside the white chickens
or wuz taht
soe much depenz
on 3 boblolhead dolls
smeared wif spilled bottles
besides the gooey bug smear an teh satisfied kittteh
naaah. I like WCW bursion more better
As the cat
Climbed over
The top of
The jamcloset
First the right
Forefoot
Carefully then the hind
Stepped down
Into the pit of
The empty
Flowerpot (Williams).
FTW ! (and tnx)
1 ting i lurve bowt bein Kanukistanian – we has winter n sow bugs donut grow soooooo BIG!!!!!!!!! ZOMG! taht bugs biggern mai lil Nellie-kitteh!
(20-30cm ob sno 2 come 2morro. Yay!)
looks small to TExas Kittehs. we gottem bigger’n yer hed obber here. Kittehs tastes iz often Pleh-ee. But wiff nuff chocolate on em and nuff martooness to warsh em down wiff (an Daneel Craig to dangle em obber my mouf) I mites be able to eets em.
If Daniel Craig danglied ennyfing ober my mouf, I mite…….
(Ooops, gess I bedder not say dat.)
Bedder sen cratz to de Nawty Barn fir mouf washing. or meebe mind clenin.
Pssst
Peeps frum Texesass ten to eggzajurade jus a leetle.
Gud poynt, kl – no big bugz, but we gots to put up wif rampyagin’ urbin rakoons (at leest here in Tronno) that be steelin ur car kees an creddit cardz an beef stakes from barbakoo.
An I sez PLEH to da sno – I mis mai moter sykul!!!
we gots dem rakoons too an possums. come home an find dem playin poker at yer kitchen table. tells you (wiff out looin up) yer outta chips an gonna needz more beer.
Bastigez!!!
Izzat so? Big-city rakoonz heer gotz mai wallet wun nite an ai find dem at korner pub, arguin wif barkeeperman. Rakoon sez to me “Yer Visa. It be maxt owt. Yer Amex. Give me it.” Odder rakoon be nommin hot wingz lyk nobuddee’s bizniss. Sownds lyk yer Texus rakoonz be trubble makerz too.
LOL! *laff, choke, gasp*
LOLkoonz is trubble makerz. No dowt abowt it!
Whut was dey drinkin?
Tronno rakoonz lyk Upper Canada lager. An dey laff at de Bay Street yuppeez who drinkz cosma – cowsmo – fansy cockamatales an Corona wif dayntee liddul lime wejjes.
Teh city koonz in TX drinks de Shiner Bock an deh redneck koonz drink de BudLite
yup deh TX Rakoonz is sooper nawty an dey gangz up awn us wiff teh possumms. Laik yerz dey steel teh keez an let demselfs inta yer haws and you findz them watchin papervu and wipin cheeto dust on yer couch
I habs to vizzit TX sum day. I wuz in AZ on bizniss a few weekses ago an for a poor Canajun boy lyk me, it wuz a reel treet! Warm and plesent an ebberywun gittin reddy fur Sooper Bole.
Gots to rememmer to bring mah possum repelent sprai. Do not want TX possums steelin my Canajun pasport an fly to Ingerland to party wif Her Majustee!
dey prolly slap her on Her Hinee’s hinee and leevez cheeto dust paw print. You come to TX an we kin gib doze Rakoons a run fer dey monees. I never met a rakoon i coodnt drink unner teh table yet.
NHF – Mebbe doez coons dat steels de pasport an ends up awn de plaen wil be sittin nekxt to owr own deer JCH4K!
I pikshoor de luk on sweet Janet’s faec when she sits down on de plaen an . . .
OHAI! Aym a lolkoon. I can haz yor martooni?
An Janet sez . . .
OMG, I caint ged awai frum doez lolpeeps an kritters no matter hao hard I tries, no matter hao far I flies . . .
“Ixcuze meh, miz flite atendint, but Ai spessified a seet in de NON-lolkoon sekshun. An dis lolkoon haz thefted mai martooni. Ai can haz fursty clas? Wif compil… compul… free wine dat haz bubbls?”
*gitz up, walks owt uv lol-coon sekshun, sitz down*
WHUT! WHUT AR THESE LOL-POSSUMS DOIN HEER!
Man, whut duz I hazta do ta git sum pees an kwiet!
tronno lolkoons be bandits! tehy teez mai kittehs thru teh windoes alla tiem shakin tehms tayles. tehy allso steels mai xmas liets frum mai tree ousside.
again *shaking bony fist* Bastigez!!
you got dat rite, kl! de lolkoons up at Yung & Eg is feerless. dey be sittin on mai doorstep layt at nite when ai come hoam, sayin “Oh hai. Where iz ma treetz?”
in teh cuntry suburbs uv Houston my fren comes home an famblee of 7 rakoonz is balled up they little fissts an knocking on teh winder abuv teh sink fer be let in.
at westun n lorence tehy liens up at mai bak dor waytin furr teh handowts. sumtiems tehy gets a nayborhood stray kitteh 2 act pore n helplesses owt mai bak dor n meow sadsliek so i feals sry n gibs teh kitteh a hanful ob kittehkibbels. kitteh pushes kibbels thru teh planks ob teh dek n teh lolkoons eets tehm unner teh dek.
sneekee bandits i sais!
u gots 2 shreddees yer receets n yer mails so tehy donut steel yer eye denttittees n taeks owt a morgij awn a howse in yer naem!!!
yes indeedy, rakoons is liddul stinkurs… an doan eben get me STARTID on gawrsh darn Canada geeses who be steelin ur lunch fuds an then depozitin grate big goose-poops awl ober ebberywear…
seems to me the lolkoons have e.c.p. : Extruh Cheezyfrens Perception. Tehy know we are all suckurss who lubs tehy lil frenzs.
Kittehlurve, I luvs dat storee!
LOL-koonz uzin a kitteh az a dekoy tu get fuds is wun uv de oldest swindels in de buk!
Palmetto bug or wood roach?
i fink teh technical designashun is “Ewww Maximus”
in Spanish dey callz dose “tapas de cucaracha”
waterbug in texanese. donnut lyke, but nawt skeered uv becuzzin hoaw teh big wunz jus kum in from teh owtsyde, nawt live in teh wallz lyke teh leetle ookee wunz.
If dey in Flawder, dey swarmzez in Awgest en fliez all ober yu at nite. Truf. DO NOT WANT!
prolly roach. wadderbugz is rownder. palmettos too, butt we don git tehm here in NYC.
So, teh odder nite, ah was walkin aroun in mah apartment in mah sox (wif tights unnerneath ’cause wuz cowld) wif mowst ov teh lite orff to sayve teh munnies, an ah steppded on summat what went “crchhsplssshhh” and mayde mah foot wet thru mah now thrown owt sox an tites. i leev teh rest 2 yer imajunashuns…
BLEEEECHHHH
uuurgh…ooooeeeewwwwww….yuk. ai fink ai wud has been sik ryte den and dere. n ai prolly wud has juss frew teh sox n tytes away.
o yah…perhaps yoo shud inbest inna pare ob slippers…wiv rubber bawtums.
i can has!! tehy wer on teh other syde of teh whutevverrr! I trhew mah sox’n'tites owt rite awai – put awn awl teh lites, strippeded down to mah skin, puts mah feet in teh sink and WARSHED!
dehn ah cawled mah mommeh 4 sum sympathee, but she don lyke teh bugs neether, so she juss got mad.
humph.
Ai misses mai ol kitteh. He fine buggses and den he eated dem. I don’ haz to be steppin on dem. Cerr–curr kittih Ai haz naow just bat at dem. No eatz. Pooey.
ai dunt fink ai wudda steppt bak on teh floor fur teh resst ob the nyte. den ai’d has nyte mares finkin ob dem fings skurryin crosst mah feeties. pleh!
yoo shud tell ur mommeh: “nurchurin…ur doin it rong!”
gigl
I noze dat feelin. Yu tryz reely hard levi- latv- riz UP in ayr, away frum ownz feetz.
Oh, cSmall, dat iz so gross.
I wish I didn’t reed dis rite before bedtiem. Luckily, we hab teh moshun detektor lites in teh room, so we can see teh floor, buts nawt wake up. Yes, teh kittehs turn dem on awl nite, but iz OK.
I fink I b in terapy fur teh ress ov mah life iffs dat happened to meh. I can’t step on enny bug, no matter wat size – eben an ant. Teh frot ov a wet foot iz PLEH! Dubble PLEH! Didz I sai PLEH? I meant it!
I wudda had to cut my own foot awf. No kiddin. EEEEEEUUUUUUWWWWWW an moocho Pleh.
DO NOT WANT!!! Kitteh can has.
roaches hab lots ob jerms. Menny peepz r ‘llergic 2 them. When my son had allergy skin test, he had a slight seizure when teh doc did teh roach test.
DO NOT WANT!
Ai hopes ai never gets close enuff to wun to find owt if ai is lergic. We duz nawt rly get dem heer. Wun time in Horse Trail Year ai wuz sittin awn my frenz cowch an dis 8 foot long cockroach (ok maybe nawt qwite dat big. But was heeeyoooojjjj) strolled, no, sauntered, no, MOSEYED acraws teh floor towards us. It wuz lookin rite at us, wiv maliss in its eyes, ai swears. We bofe stood awn the cowch an screemed an screemed until her husban came in an stomped awn it.
Den of caws tehr wuz roach guts skwished awl ober teh floor, was muchly pleh, but dat roach didn’t bother anybody no more.
not suur u wont to no tis, but:
Iz wurking in ennaitchess lolspital. We can has cockroaches in nursiss residintz. So we doo get tem in Teeny Tiny Ingerland. But coz dey is not so comun, dey is much PLEH.
Um, snoo, which ennaitchess lolspital is u in? Just so ai can make sure ai is neber sick in dat area? Thxbai.
U is rite we do has teh cockroaches in Teeny Tiny Ingerland but nawt menny. Ai NEBER seed wun in mai hows (fank Ceiling Cat – wud havta moov hows).
oh nooes, I iz ‘fraid that yer hubby just smashed Gregor Sampsa after he had metamorfised into a giant “bug”!!!
I can has higher standards?
Heeeeer littl beeetle beeetle beeetle!
…C’mon, right heer… Dis nawt a mouf, dis a biiiiig queensize bed for sweepy lil roachie. Haz magik fingers an everythin, free… ozzer roachies like it….
My kittehs love to eat teh bugs which makes me quite happy. My old apt’s front door had a gap in the bottom and they’d sit by it and catch the bugs as they came in. New apt has no bugs – I’m happy, but kittehs are not.
In himz erlee yeerz, mah Gremlin wuld dispatch enneh bug dat caem into de hows.
Ayd fynd spydor corpses kurled up an ded (sum of dem beeg!). He killed dem awl, aet sum uv dem. Nom nom nom!
In himz latter yeerz he stopped killin bugs. We had 2 spekyumalayshuns on dis chaynge:
- Culd be he thot he’d dun his stint as bug killer, an hung up himz spurs.
- But I lieked to tink that as he saw himz own end approwching, he adoptid a new passifist Zen tipe filosofee: Awl lief is preshus. Liv an let liv.
Ma Rissy usta fetch spidies and come to me, legs awl a wigly outta her mouf. I’d go ew, n’EN she’d swalla. Pleah! I rachnofobe.
Hre in da hartland, bug o choyce is LOCUSS. Had one gurl jumpt > 5 ft affer em.
mai tora-kitteh (hoo iz at teh brij now, *cry*) lurved teh cocklolroches. wuld plai an plai wif tehm until tehy stoppt moovin, tehn waz no fun aneemor. wun nite, bowt 1 aye emm, himz wuz chaysin a coklolroach akrosst teh SEELING in teh bedruum!! i layd tehere hopin teh cocklolroch dint fall off teh seeling onto mai fayse, an tora-kitteh hoppt aroun from the bedpost to teh dresser to teh are-myor tryin to katch taht roche.
not much sleep taht nite, i tellz yoo.
ooh, kitteh in pitture eben luuks liek mah tora-kitteh! *crai* i missez himz…
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MMMmmmm…a Palmetto bug.
My kitteh loves the belly of the bug – leaves the legs as scattered presents for me to find in the morning.
bugz – dey be kibbls on teh awtsied, gushifuds on teh insied.
Ugh!!!
an reddy-tu-eet, an loe soadyum, an wun hunnert persent awrganik
Peeps tink dis iz pleh, but kittehs tink itz like Farside kartune:
“Oh hey, I luvz deze — krunchy on teh outside an a chewy senter”
The white part that splorts out when you steps on ‘em? it’s called roach butter. Dat’s whut deh kittehs likes so much
duz u spreds it on yer towst in teh mornin?
cuz u know tehres peepls in nudder countrees hoo donut has enuf 2 eet. u shud be gratefulls.
sounz like marmite, pleh! i iz not grateful enuff i gess cuz i not spred on my toast. mebe i offer to my kittehs
eeeewwww. i dinnut noes that s**t i spent an hower warshing orff mah foot hadda nayme. EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW
cSmall ai just LOL’d reelee owt lowd! blech!
i donut wach teh surbibal shows on tv bcuz ob teh eetin ob teh bugs. PLEH!
ewww do not want
eeewww!! eeeeeeeewwww! eeehwwwwwwww! ewwwwwwwwwwwwww! whuhhhhhhhh!
Wut wiiing sed! Scuse me while ai hurl!
EEEEEEKKKK!!!!
KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!!!!
*ahem*
Sorry, have a phobia about those durn things. :-p
Me too, Jennifer! Dis piktur maid mai skin crawl!!! An mai kittehs is no help in dos sichuashuns…dey jus want to play wif da bug, not kill it.
Eeewww! Kill it kitteh! Goes gets da big bug ans killz it ded!!!! Ugh Ugh Ugh!!! But no want! U can haz fer muncheez latr!
Da feeyrs buggie huntur stawkz hiimz prai…
Renfield kitteh spys a bug:
I need lyves! I need lyves fur teh mastur!
Buffy ref FTW!!111!
no. Dracula reference. Also FTW tho
me wants much too.
Get him!
Spoingoingoing!!!
See, now, I was just having a minor moral dilemma this morning over much the same situation as you see in this picture. On the one hand, I’m a vegetarian, don’t believe in killing things generally, and not particularly scared of bugs. On the other, I don’t especially want them in my house, and when I saw some kind of spider-like creature climbing on my wall this morning, my first instinct was to point to it, look meaningfully at my cat, and say, “Bug! Kitty, look, bug! Get it!”
So… how hypocritical is that, that I don’t want to kill bugs myself, but I don’t seem to have a problem sic-ing my cat on them?
No cat is a vegemateryun. Yoo jus wanned yur kitteh tu act nachurallee.
yer cat will awlso do wutever it wants – yu may think yu sicced yer kitteh on teh bug, but himz will do himz kittehthing.
kittehs awlso can has no unnerstanding of teh scruples. nom, oar nom not. taht iz teh kitteh wai.
Ya, bu kitteh (is gurl kitteh) nawt see da bug befoar I pointed it owt.
Oh well, she is nawt such graet huntr, I fink bug livd.
yah, whut woodchuck an cSmall sed.
melusin, i shaerz yur payne. i growed up vejittamerien, bekaym a “soshul” meet-eeter in mah 20s (liek wen i wuz eetin wif frenz hu et meet), an rekonverted tu vejitamerien six munfs ago. after i ritterned tu india frum teh merryka, i see rich peepz heer eetin fish owt ub seezen, witch i nebber seed befoar. i nawt knoe wer it impoarted frum. but i reeded awn BBC dat teh rich chineez peepz iz impoartin sum mareen speeshiez (tu eet) frum teh *Galapagos Islands*!! iz skary — *millyumz* ub peepz eetin impoarted fresh fisch 12 munfs ub teh yeer! awl teh fishyz nawt eeben gonna hab no tiem tu reprodyoos!
So nao i’z vejitamariyun…but i still nawt gib up silk, lether, an teh derry producks. dat iz mi dillemmer.
i knoez dat libbin meenz taykin lief, but we awl drawz teh lien in diffrent wayz. i spoze kittehz an uvver aminalz duzint shaer owr gilt, cuz dey nawt kawzin teh massiv distruckshun ub teh envirunmint.
hoomins nao eet fish from parts of the ocean we nebber could get to before. Orange Roughy… don’t reprodyoos for 18 yerz. Mostly gone. I nawt eet no moar. Shrimp, lobbbsturs: we needz em to cleen teh ocean floor. I no eet no moar. moast fish I nawt eetin anymoar, use up my share for mah kittehs. I hope tehy not catchin shrimps just fore mah kittehs.
How come gushyfood dont use things kittehs love best: “Roache and Mice Feast”, or “Flys and Lizzard flavur”. One would think..
cockroaches are quite dangerous to your health. Read my comment below. Maybe you could bet some house geckos which I heard will eat bug pests in your house.
ahm veg too. An make RAW mix, for kittehs!
but mah bug rule: If it menaces me, it DAHS. Uderwize, lib an let lib.
I iz curious what does you put in Ur raw mix. I haz been luking for a recipeh.
I wants to try it, one of mah kitteh is a bit tubby and is this raw dietz may helpz to lose the weight.
two — I use a commercial mix (dare I name it here) Feline Futures. And lower-fat grocery turkey. I have two that are getting chunky and that is exactly hwy I am doing it.
Does you freeze the mix? How does you keep it from going pleh
what be the propurshuns of the mix?
and thanks muches for teh info Nangycat
I makeses raw mix too. Gots good recipe…
(Breaks out of lolcat, which is increasingly difficult for me these days…seriously, I have actually been known to start work-mails to fun colleagues with “I can has queshun??”)
I order my meat from hare-today .com, which is a small farm in PA. They ship all over the country and generally everything is still frozen solid when it gets to me in Chicago, even in summer—they ship lotsa ice paks. So I thaw out a 5-lb package of whatever–my kits like rabbit best, though they love pheasant and goat too…turkey and chicken somewhat less (because they’re spoiled little boycats and know their mommy will buy them anything.)
Take the thawed meat, and add 5 1000-mg salmon-oil capsules (poked and squeezed into the meat); 1 400-eu Vitamin E capsule (same thing–poke and squeeze); 200 mg of vitamin B complex (steenky!); 2500 mg of taurine (VERY important–you could also add a pound of ground chicken hearts instead, which they also sell, but taurine is CRUCIAL whether it comes from hearts or pills); 6 egg yolks (raw) and 6 egg whites (cooked–they can’t have raw whites, something about not being able to metabolize something about them) and enough water to make it gooshy. (Generally I cook the egg whites in the water and dump it all in together.)
Take all that, smash it up real good with a potato-masher or a big spoon, and then scoop it into freezer containers. 5 lbs of food lasts my two gluttons for about a week to two weeks–but they’re eating machines, and most kitterz eat less, I’ve been told. To make a full 5-lb batch takes about half an hour, and it’s totally worth it–my guys are GORGEOUS. Silky fur, bright eyes, super-energetic…my old roomie’s cat was 13 when we started him on it, with serious gastric problems and a lot of health issues. Two weeks of raw food and his digestive problems improved, then disappeared…within a couple of months he was running around like a kitten. Seriously. It was the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen.
I think raw food is definitely worth the effort, and I highly encourage all cheezfrendz who has kitterz to give it a try. My cats are extremely pleased.
(Of course, they also enjoy chomping the occasional gigantic ugly bug, too. But that’s more for fun than nourishment, I think.)
ooh hare-today is sposedta be gud!
I jes mix da meat, water an mix an freeze in 2 oz gladware thingies and thaw overnight and it is EASY! I bought the kitten mix as it has liver and no fiber (they use psyllium). I have lost my last 6 cats to digestive issues and guess what? They all ate commerical, “prescription” foods. NO MORE.
to addto Gladys’ raves, you should SEE THEIR COATS! Silky, shiny … no shedding.
thanks gladys and Nangy cat I will try this for mah kitteh. Injeh kitteh lubs her fud too much
she pushes the yogeh kitteh from himz bowl and eats his fud too.
She ar a lovely girl but hers is becoming a tubby tabbeh.
I yusta chop up peeple leftovers inta teensy small pieces an mix w/gushyfud. Yoo mite try leftover springbeans, brokly, a tsp ov cooked rice, a tsp of plain yogle, n stuf like dat. I fink if dey eats grass frum teh lawn, den veggies cut up bery small shud be OK. I also yusta put a teensy pinch of garlik powder on gushyfud once in wile becawz I herd it helps keep away fleez.
Yoo haz peeple leftovers???
Hee hee hee – ai love children, but ai cudn’t eat a hole wun….
Hee hee hee! (Just had to stop bai kwick fur a laff!!)
Um, EW! Roach! That thing is HUGE!
NOT WANT!!!!
Ore mebbe giv to Dog? Erly birfday preznt?
barfday preznt, eeewwww!
Ugh…he can haves! That thing is huge!
I gotta say, this one’s not very funny
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ya it iz
iz not!
ok, yeah, it is , just kuldnt resist teh urge to continyuu teh pattern.
nao yoo say: iz too! with razz
adn i get to do this
win-win sichuashun
mebbe not funne 4 teh hyooman standin on a table in the background shreiking, but pretty durn funnee 4 her husband hoo took her pikshur nekst…
wut evs.
Dis 1 bugz mi….
Dey must be livin in the miltary housings. Das why I moved out. No bugs in real house in Noaf Carohliena.
egscuse my ignurrance, but ….
WTF IZ DAT?
i’m thinkin mebbe palmetto bug nao – rowches in NYC don’t climb teh walls. p-bugs can fly, yu know. tehy are a moar suthern America thingy…
looks like the brown “German” roach which libs in cities, like Boston (and nyc), which are, in fact, adept at climing walls. We here in OK sometimes get bigger, darker wons that look greasy, but they are mainly outdoor bugs: but sometimes they come intoo my garage. I’ve heard that there’s gyant flying roaches in S.America. Then there’s the hugh “hissing cockroaches which peepz sumtimes keep 4 pets. Roaches will sumday take ober teh whirld.
I be glad I lib in Calgree where we got moose and wulvereen, nawt roaches.
I haz never sen a roach or a rat in reel lif. An moose dont clime wallz.
Nawt dat ai wants to gross y’all owt or NE ting, but apparently in London, you is nebber more than two feet from a rat. U can’t awlways see tehm, but tehy is dere.
NE buddy else awl itchy awl of a sudden?
Science kitty want experimental nom nom. Is tasty?
waaal. apparentlee it has budder insyde.
*shudder*
PLEH!
Is UgleeBug Kiev, den.
Lol! And Pleh!
If ‘dis was ‘da Matrix, ‘dat bug be’d mine…
Ya but if dis was da Matrix, dat bug’d be six feet tawl an warin a black ledder cote.
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Lolz mah cat iz liek dat aa11 deh tym. she WANt buhg n CAN NOT GET
Here roachy-roachy-roachy! Me gotz present fur yu… clawzsaminch!
mi catz noms on stink bugz