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Some reach for the stars, others for bugs on walls.
yoo aer teh AWESUM! datz funneeeeeeeeeee!
congratumacashuns!
b0rg presishun- she haves it…
Bwahahahahaha!
Ooops… wrong place… plz ignor
isnt ignorin a kitteh’s speshulty?
YUMMM!
munch
PLEH
Yu got dat rite, Mary, cept teh pleh part.
Mai kittehs lubs teh bugs. Dey nom dem ebery tyme.
Kittehs lub teh buggies. First itz a toy, den itz a snak.
reely? hunh. my kittehz always enthusiastiklly snakc on tehm and tehn the inebitabul re apear antz.
U can has! Pleh!
ourz fly, here in TX an always at yer hed
*makes mentull note NEBER to go to TX*
at lees not during roach season…which is all da timez!
i wuz dere in Rocktober an wun chased me out teh restrant…………… yuuuuuuuuuuuck, rememberd me ub libbing in Hawiiiieeeee…….. dey can’t lib here in Warshington state… not too bad
U R rite, I jest muved out of Warshenton back to OC. Teh one REELY REELY gud thing bout Warshenton is NO OBNOKSHUS BUGS! Well, cept teh 6 inch slugs. Least they dont fly. Or run. Or du much of ennything.
Iz naowt so manny roachbugs in W. Tx. Iz sum copperheds, but iz dry for roachbugs, mebbe. I just goes ther to visit.
note to SJ re visiting adn teh flying creechures:
yoo mite wanna avoid Lucy Ana
. adn mebbee Miss Issippi.
daffynitlee Al Abama, too…
George Ya
I’z takin carefull notes. Harry Zoner wuz fullov scorpeyuns an snakies too…..an don’t get me STARTED on Horse Trail Year.
Or Florida. We had the palmetto bugs in SoFla that were the size of your freaking head,but they is harmless. Here in Gainesville, we have real roaches the size of your head, and they always likes to be crawling on your ceilings in the middle of the night, right over your bed. My kittehz, they go’s nutz, because these smart roaches, they get in a corner where kitteh can’t reach. PLEH!
The roaches, they like the college towns. My boyfriend, he is an ento…enta…he is a PhD in the bug studies, and he even hates them. DOUBLE PLEH.
In floreeda too! Dey is ickeee
Deh duz sabe monies on kitteh toys.
BWAHAHAHA! gud wun…
Dat wuz my thowts eggzactlee….
i’z lukky dat heer in Illanoy, we gets sworms of kreepy krawliez but onlee everie 17 yeers… cikadas, pleh, pleh!
we has doze ebbree yeer in TX. dey makes cool loud buzzy noizez but no bother teh hoominz
ack! dey doan rilly bother us, but wen dey wuz heer las spring i kep gedding dem stuk in mai hair wen dey floo by. pleh! yuk!
also frum far away dey makes a sound all togedder dat sounds like teh aliyun deth rays from teh old war of teh werlds.
Don’t worri kitteh. Cokrowch multeeplye fas, an soon u haz menni moar.
U think? Becaws last time I givved them a maths test, they didn’t do so goods.
lol XD
But de been payin tenshun een sechs edumacashon!
Whut u b givin coklolrowch maf tess fur enniwai? Iz diz a gonvernmint studee? U spendin ower tax munniez on seein how well de cokrowch multeepliez? Dis alsew splainz why u haz tyme tu bee on ICHC durin da wrk dai!
I can haz gonvermintz job tu? PLZ?
It ar a part of no cockroach left behindz. It ar bery important to maintain ourz
standardz.
yah, that rlly workt]ed.
I dunno. Mebbe gud on multeepleecatshun.
Nawt so gud on lawng divishun.
soooo pritttyyyyyy . . . . oh hai! whut yu doin here? ai nawt doin nuffink, move alawng, ignore teh bug smeer . . .
I sees a big kitteh jump, den eberyfing on dat table flying off.
Dis room seemz to be bugged…
*heddesk*
Kitteh suspects
Wall Cat put it tehre
wall bug sees wut u did thare
Verree funneh, Pittypat!
A new addishun to ICHC lore - wall bug, FTW!
R we bak on teh maff theem?
Akk! I wuz loggdin agin! 2 mush werk fizzlin mai branz.
Heer comes teh Roach Coach, just in tyme for lunch!
eeeeewwwww!
I weint to a godfaver’s pezza place an dder was a cocroch on da table were dey was servin da pizzas. I did not go back.
an dis leetle buggie cried wee wee wee awll de wai home…
til NOM!
Kitteh gonna be doin some kine-a alkemy, knokin over bottlez …. ker-BLOOM!
Almos’ like a William Carlos Williams POME — youz can see wut comez nex!
so much depends
on a red wheelbarrow
glazed with rainwater
beside the white chickens
or wuz taht
soe much depenz
on 3 boblolhead dolls
smeared wif spilled bottles
besides the gooey bug smear an teh satisfied kittteh
naaah. I like WCW bursion more better
As the cat
Climbed over
The top of
The jamcloset
First the right
Forefoot
Carefully then the hind
Stepped down
Into the pit of
The empty
Flowerpot (Williams).
FTW ! (and tnx)
1 ting i lurve bowt bein Kanukistanian - we has winter n sow bugs donut grow soooooo BIG!!!!!!!!! ZOMG! taht bugs biggern mai lil Nellie-kitteh!
(20-30cm ob sno 2 come 2morro. Yay!)
looks small to TExas Kittehs. we gottem bigger’n yer hed obber here. Kittehs tastes iz often Pleh-ee. But wiff nuff chocolate on em and nuff martooness to warsh em down wiff (an Daneel Craig to dangle em obber my mouf) I mites be able to eets em.
If Daniel Craig danglied ennyfing ober my mouf, I mite…….
(Ooops, gess I bedder not say dat.)
Bedder sen cratz to de Nawty Barn fir mouf washing. or meebe mind clenin.
Pssst
Peeps frum Texesass ten to eggzajurade jus a leetle.
Gud poynt, kl - no big bugz, but we gots to put up wif rampyagin’ urbin rakoons (at leest here in Tronno) that be steelin ur car kees an creddit cardz an beef stakes from barbakoo.
An I sez PLEH to da sno - I mis mai moter sykul!!!
we gots dem rakoons too an possums. come home an find dem playin poker at yer kitchen table. tells you (wiff out looin up) yer outta chips an gonna needz more beer.
Bastigez!!!
Izzat so? Big-city rakoonz heer gotz mai wallet wun nite an ai find dem at korner pub, arguin wif barkeeperman. Rakoon sez to me “Yer Visa. It be maxt owt. Yer Amex. Give me it.” Odder rakoon be nommin hot wingz lyk nobuddee’s bizniss. Sownds lyk yer Texus rakoonz be trubble makerz too.
LOL! *laff, choke, gasp*
LOLkoonz is trubble makerz. No dowt abowt it!
Whut was dey drinkin?
Tronno rakoonz lyk Upper Canada lager. An dey laff at de Bay Street yuppeez who drinkz cosma - cowsmo - fansy cockamatales an Corona wif dayntee liddul lime wejjes.
Teh city koonz in TX drinks de Shiner Bock an deh redneck koonz drink de BudLite