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I’ll be Pope!

Badum pshhh. *knee slapping* Fank u fuh teh punnies!

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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Horse

AHHHHH!!! THE BIRDS!!!!!!!! MAH FOODZ IZ RED!!!!!!!!!!!

kittydragon

darn dese fud cullerings…

Tina

lolz! tuk me cuple secunds but i finaly got it - cardinal… ha! its a pun

Msfolly

De pride… ‘Tis a cardinal sin!

 
 
 
 
 
rodney dill

You’re a card… you should be dealt with…

Darrkwolff

Kwit jackin’ aroun! :P

mimzoid

az we shuffle off into teh sunset

 
Darrkwolff

R puns….we all haz dem! :))

 
leaderoftheband

Cuz we ain’t playin wif a ful deck!

 
Theresa

U all must b frum Kweenz!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Max

This image has been approved by the Space Pope.

 
Tribble

Hee alreddie haz phunnie hat. But hee getz new wun when heez Pope. An a staph. Ann a phancee ring dat u can mayke wax seelz wit.

N e wun Cathlik owt dere? R wii awl goin tu hello fur tawkin bout da Pope lyke dis?

Punkin

probly. but i wont be alone. all my frenz goin 2

salleh

yep ….be pollyannaz= diz way………..an awl teh inturestin an fun peeplz=dat way

 
 
catalogical humor

ithinx theres anuther cuestion: Is teh bird Catholic?

paws4thot

Doz it ~2 in teh wooldz?

 
 
JAJEH

Wad duz bishup burd look laik?

Dexaan

An duze it muv diagonally?

 
 
 
leaderoftheband

Yeah, Wee aul noe miter maeks rite!

 
 
Freddie

Birdie can has higher calling?

kitkay

Callin Bird can fly hirer.

 
 
awgoodkitty

4 now, I’z stoodent n de
Kollege of Cardinals

 
 
orangekittehservant

french history ref FTW!!1!!

 
awgoodkitty

Kardnl Richlew iz clampin down on de Tree Musketeerz.

 
 
cSmall

whut are teh cardinal’s sins?

hee ayte too much, bored hi fwends wif lwng speeches, cownted to ten but never took a deep bweth…

catalogical humor

cardinal since when?

 
 
Little Bird

It srsly took waaaayyy to long fur me to get dis wun. Sum tymes mai brain iz slugg-lyke.

 
Darrkwolff

Slug-liek finkin deetekted.

Iz okai, doah…it happunz 2 meh awl deh tiem….

….even whin I iz asleep! O_o

 
kitkay

iz okay–wii R jus’ identifyin’ wif teh sewer slug a few pichers ago—your eyes pop out an yer brain iz still sluggisch.

 
drizzlesmom

Mii too. I didnt see it comeing at all. Much teh win!!

 
 
 
Missy

Cardinnal Rool: Sit in tree aspyrung for hyer offis.

 
mary O'Spockn

…becoming teh furst merkun to hold the office;
first on agenduh: promptly moove teh vatuhcan to a sunflower field.

Cookie's human

And then call for a holy crusade against those pesky squirrels that try to steal food the winged population.

 
cSmall

heehee. yu noes Lassie had wun in teh summer when she shedded an yu cud tell she were a he…

 
 
 
lolcatburglar

Cardinal Burd useta teech relijuss hisstory inda paroakyal skool. He was eggspurt on teh Diet of Worms.

Tribble

Hokay lolcatburglar, u give maf tessts tu coklolrowchez. An u no cardnail burd teech relijuss hizztori ina paroakyal skool. An wuz eggspurt on teh diet uff wormz. Juss zactlee whut dew u do? In cocklolrowch picher, eye tought u wuz doin gonvermint studdee. But now eye not sew sure. Eye no, u due gonvermint studdee on cocklolrowchez an wormz, an cardinal burd wuz consultent!

lolcatburglar

I has many jobs here. Lessee… I has been a nooz repoarter, doing traffics reports and sports reports for bunnehs and special coverage on teh Trial of teh Senchury. I was also teh prosekewting attorney in that trial, altho I has since beed disbarred. I also sometimes work in a offis whare Halp Desk is only cooperating in getting u a pair of size extra medium grabbity boots when u blackmails teh manajir. In mah spare times I does teh danse producshun numbers, most recently in teh soopermarket wif a lettuss heddress on. The moar sparkly teh costume I wares in teh dances, the grater teh chance that I will get stuck in a hi place, so I guess u could say I also has teh job of keepin teh ICHC Reskew Skwad on their toeses.

But mostly I is a lolcatburglar, by appointment only, speshulizing in basemint appartmints.

And Cardinal Burd and I is just good frenz. Donut beez bleeving teh nasty roomers about us.

sneekee peete

I had a nasty roomer once, but I evikkted him!!!! Fank you– Fank you!!

Tipz yer watestaffs!

Zski

Tipz yer watestaffs! Over.

Dat wai yu kan see whutz underneef.

 
 
woodchuck

lcb, doan furgit yur nummer wun job as Klutz uv ICHC, rekwyring freekwent (an humerus) reskews.

Nobuddee stumbuls lyk yoo!

 
 
 
invisible commenter

WIN!!!!!!!! Teh punnage! I cant handuhl it!

mary O'Spockn

yeah, but she mis spelt parrot kyal skool.

 
 
leaderoftheband

Much awesum an full of Win!

 
Tom

The cuteness doesn’t make my head explode…

…but all these great puns might.

YO! CUTENESS CRASH CART!… are you swamped with taking care of the cuteness splorts, or would you consider branching out a bit? My CHRG(wdoi) won’t hold… up under… this… much… longer………

 
 
mrlittle

not lolspeak

not cat

obscure ref

=

meh

kafleen

Oh, it’s nnot an obscure ref.

At the risk of sounding DUH….He says he will be pope because he is a Cardinal…gettit? Huh, huh? *elbow*

Is very clever.

/now stop dat meh-ing, you! :P

Wolverine Girl

Maibee no cardinlols wear mrlittle cumz from. We duzn’t has cardinlols in Oztraylia but I haz seed pics of they be4 so I getted it.

 
mary O'Spockn

fanks! i likes teh infrumashuns. meks me feel smarter tahn i yam!

 
 
 
Little Bird

Nawt ebbry ting in lolspeak. Nawt ebbry ting aboot cats. Nawt awbscure ref. mrlittle nawt too be confuzzled wit ME!! We gotses lolruses, an goggies, an fishies, an walls two!!

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