One day
I’ll be Pope!
Badum pshhh. *knee slapping* Fank u fuh teh punnies!
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AHHHHH!!! THE BIRDS!!!!!!!! MAH FOODZ IZ RED!!!!!!!!!!!
darn dese fud cullerings…
lolz! tuk me cuple secunds but i finaly got it - cardinal… ha! its a pun
De pride… ‘Tis a cardinal sin!
Awesome caption.
an foto
birdie wants 2 branch-out.
Brilliant, great pic, made me laugh.
You’re a card… you should be dealt with…
yur teh aces, rodney!
more teh joker
Kwit jackin’ aroun!
The deuce you say.
az we shuffle off into teh sunset
R puns….we all haz dem! :))
Cuz we ain’t playin wif a ful deck!
U all must b frum Kweenz!
No, but I’m dressed to the nines
This image has been approved by the Space Pope.
I can has miter?
Hee alreddie haz phunnie hat. But hee getz new wun when heez Pope. An a staph. Ann a phancee ring dat u can mayke wax seelz wit.
N e wun Cathlik owt dere? R wii awl goin tu hello fur tawkin bout da Pope lyke dis?
probly. but i wont be alone. all my frenz goin 2
yep ….be pollyannaz= diz way………..an awl teh inturestin an fun peeplz=dat way
ithinx theres anuther cuestion: Is teh bird Catholic?
Doz it ~2 in teh wooldz?
Wad duz bishup burd look laik?
An duze it muv diagonally?
Yeah, Wee aul noe miter maeks rite!
Birdie can has higher calling?
Callin Bird can fly hirer.
4 now, I’z stoodent n de
Kollege of Cardinals
shake doze incents bahbee !!!
oplz, call me “Richelieu.”
french history ref FTW!!1!!
Kardnl Richlew iz clampin down on de Tree Musketeerz.
whut are teh cardinal’s sins?
hee ayte too much, bored hi fwends wif lwng speeches, cownted to ten but never took a deep bweth…
cardinal since when?
It srsly took waaaayyy to long fur me to get dis wun. Sum tymes mai brain iz slugg-lyke.
Me too. Is okay, though.
Slug-liek finkin deetekted.
Iz okai, doah…it happunz 2 meh awl deh tiem….
….even whin I iz asleep! O_o
iz okay–wii R jus’ identifyin’ wif teh sewer slug a few pichers ago—your eyes pop out an yer brain iz still sluggisch.
Mii too. I didnt see it comeing at all. Much teh win!!
Maida look
Cardinnal Rool: Sit in tree aspyrung for hyer offis.
…becoming teh furst merkun to hold the office;
first on agenduh: promptly moove teh vatuhcan to a sunflower field.
And then call for a holy crusade against those pesky squirrels that try to steal food the winged population.
merkin ?
heehee. yu noes Lassie had wun in teh summer when she shedded an yu cud tell she were a he…
Cardinal Burd useta teech relijuss hisstory inda paroakyal skool. He was eggspurt on teh Diet of Worms.
Hokay lolcatburglar, u give maf tessts tu coklolrowchez. An u no cardnail burd teech relijuss hizztori ina paroakyal skool. An wuz eggspurt on teh diet uff wormz. Juss zactlee whut dew u do? In cocklolrowch picher, eye tought u wuz doin gonvermint studdee. But now eye not sew sure. Eye no, u due gonvermint studdee on cocklolrowchez an wormz, an cardinal burd wuz consultent!
I has many jobs here. Lessee… I has been a nooz repoarter, doing traffics reports and sports reports for bunnehs and special coverage on teh Trial of teh Senchury. I was also teh prosekewting attorney in that trial, altho I has since beed disbarred. I also sometimes work in a offis whare Halp Desk is only cooperating in getting u a pair of size extra medium grabbity boots when u blackmails teh manajir. In mah spare times I does teh danse producshun numbers, most recently in teh soopermarket wif a lettuss heddress on. The moar sparkly teh costume I wares in teh dances, the grater teh chance that I will get stuck in a hi place, so I guess u could say I also has teh job of keepin teh ICHC Reskew Skwad on their toeses.
But mostly I is a lolcatburglar, by appointment only, speshulizing in basemint appartmints.
And Cardinal Burd and I is just good frenz. Donut beez bleeving teh nasty roomers about us.
I had a nasty roomer once, but I evikkted him!!!! Fank you– Fank you!!
Tipz yer watestaffs!
Tipz yer watestaffs! Over.
Dat wai yu kan see whutz underneef.
lcb, doan furgit yur nummer wun job as Klutz uv ICHC, rekwyring freekwent (an humerus) reskews.
Nobuddee stumbuls lyk yoo!
WIN!!!!!!!! Teh punnage! I cant handuhl it!
yeah, but she mis spelt parrot kyal skool.
Much awesum an full of Win!
The cuteness doesn’t make my head explode…
…but all these great puns might.
YO! CUTENESS CRASH CART!… are you swamped with taking care of the cuteness splorts, or would you consider branching out a bit? My CHRG(wdoi) won’t hold… up under… this… much… longer………
meh.
not lolspeak
not cat
obscure ref
=
meh
Oh, it’s nnot an obscure ref.
At the risk of sounding DUH….He says he will be pope because he is a Cardinal…gettit? Huh, huh? *elbow*
Is very clever.
/now stop dat meh-ing, you!
Maibee no cardinlols wear mrlittle cumz from. We duzn’t has cardinlols in Oztraylia but I haz seed pics of they be4 so I getted it.
But U do hazs cardnal in Ozz- U can haz Arch-Dyoseez!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Australian_cardinals
fanks! i likes teh infrumashuns. meks me feel smarter tahn i yam!
Nawt ebbry ting in lolspeak. Nawt ebbry ting aboot cats. Nawt awbscure ref. mrlittle nawt too be confuzzled wit ME!! We gotses lolruses, an goggies, an fishies, an walls two!!