One day
I’ll be Pope!
Badum pshhh. *knee slapping* Fank u fuh teh punnies!
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AHHHHH!!! THE BIRDS!!!!!!!! MAH FOODZ IZ RED!!!!!!!!!!!
darn dese fud cullerings…
lolz! tuk me cuple secunds but i finaly got it – cardinal… ha! its a pun
De pride… ‘Tis a cardinal sin!
Awesome caption.
an foto
birdie wants 2 branch-out.
Brilliant, great pic, made me laugh.
You’re a card… you should be dealt with…
yur teh aces, rodney!
more teh joker
Kwit jackin’ aroun!
The deuce you say.
az we shuffle off into teh sunset
R puns….we all haz dem!
)
Cuz we ain’t playin wif a ful deck!
U all must b frum Kweenz!
No, but I’m dressed to the nines
This image has been approved by the Space Pope.
Theeeeeeeeeeeeeee Space Pope!
I can has miter?
Hee alreddie haz phunnie hat. But hee getz new wun when heez Pope. An a staph. Ann a phancee ring dat u can mayke wax seelz wit.
N e wun Cathlik owt dere? R wii awl goin tu hello fur tawkin bout da Pope lyke dis?
probly. but i wont be alone. all my frenz goin 2
yep ….be pollyannaz= diz way………..an awl teh inturestin an fun peeplz=dat way
ithinx theres anuther cuestion: Is teh bird Catholic?
Doz it ~2 in teh wooldz?
Wad duz bishup burd look laik?
An duze it muv diagonally?
Yeah, Wee aul noe miter maeks rite!
Birdie can has higher calling?
Callin Bird can fly hirer.
4 now, I’z stoodent n de
Kollege of Cardinals
shake doze incents bahbee !!!
oplz, call me “Richelieu.”
french history ref FTW!!1!!
Kardnl Richlew iz clampin down on de Tree Musketeerz.
whut are teh cardinal’s sins?
hee ayte too much, bored hi fwends wif lwng speeches, cownted to ten but never took a deep bweth…
cardinal since when?
It srsly took waaaayyy to long fur me to get dis wun. Sum tymes mai brain iz slugg-lyke.
Me too. Is okay, though.
Slug-liek finkin deetekted.
Iz okai, doah…it happunz 2 meh awl deh tiem….
….even whin I iz asleep! O_o
iz okay–wii R jus’ identifyin’ wif teh sewer slug a few pichers ago—your eyes pop out an yer brain iz still sluggisch.
Mii too. I didnt see it comeing at all. Much teh win!!
Maida look
Cardinnal Rool: Sit in tree aspyrung for hyer offis.
…becoming teh furst merkun to hold the office;
first on agenduh: promptly moove teh vatuhcan to a sunflower field.
And then call for a holy crusade against those pesky squirrels that try to steal food the winged population.
merkin ?
heehee. yu noes Lassie had wun in teh summer when she shedded an yu cud tell she were a he…
Cardinal Burd useta teech relijuss hisstory inda paroakyal skool. He was eggspurt on teh Diet of Worms.
Hokay lolcatburglar, u give maf tessts tu coklolrowchez. An u no cardnail burd teech relijuss hizztori ina paroakyal skool. An wuz eggspurt on teh diet uff wormz. Juss zactlee whut dew u do? In cocklolrowch picher, eye tought u wuz doin gonvermint studdee. But now eye not sew sure. Eye no, u due gonvermint studdee on cocklolrowchez an wormz, an cardinal burd wuz consultent!
I has many jobs here. Lessee… I has been a nooz repoarter, doing traffics reports and sports reports for bunnehs and special coverage on teh Trial of teh Senchury. I was also teh prosekewting attorney in that trial, altho I has since beed disbarred. I also sometimes work in a offis whare Halp Desk is only cooperating in getting u a pair of size extra medium grabbity boots when u blackmails teh manajir. In mah spare times I does teh danse producshun numbers, most recently in teh soopermarket wif a lettuss heddress on. The moar sparkly teh costume I wares in teh dances, the grater teh chance that I will get stuck in a hi place, so I guess u could say I also has teh job of keepin teh ICHC Reskew Skwad on their toeses.
But mostly I is a lolcatburglar, by appointment only, speshulizing in basemint appartmints.
And Cardinal Burd and I is just good frenz. Donut beez bleeving teh nasty roomers about us.
I had a nasty roomer once, but I evikkted him!!!! Fank you– Fank you!!
Tipz yer watestaffs!
Tipz yer watestaffs! Over.
Dat wai yu kan see whutz underneef.
lcb, doan furgit yur nummer wun job as Klutz uv ICHC, rekwyring freekwent (an humerus) reskews.
Nobuddee stumbuls lyk yoo!
WIN!!!!!!!! Teh punnage! I cant handuhl it!
yeah, but she mis spelt parrot kyal skool.
Much awesum an full of Win!
The cuteness doesn’t make my head explode…
…but all these great puns might.
YO! CUTENESS CRASH CART!… are you swamped with taking care of the cuteness splorts, or would you consider branching out a bit? My CHRG(wdoi) won’t hold… up under… this… much… longer………
meh.
not lolspeak
not cat
obscure ref
=
meh
Oh, it’s nnot an obscure ref.
At the risk of sounding DUH….He says he will be pope because he is a Cardinal…gettit? Huh, huh? *elbow*
Is very clever.
/now stop dat meh-ing, you!
Maibee no cardinlols wear mrlittle cumz from. We duzn’t has cardinlols in Oztraylia but I haz seed pics of they be4 so I getted it.
But U do hazs cardnal in Ozz- U can haz Arch-Dyoseez!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Australian_cardinals
fanks! i likes teh infrumashuns. meks me feel smarter tahn i yam!
Nawt ebbry ting in lolspeak. Nawt ebbry ting aboot cats. Nawt awbscure ref. mrlittle nawt too be confuzzled wit ME!! We gotses lolruses, an goggies, an fishies, an walls two!!
Dont furrgit bunnehs !! Bunway Airline bees mai favrit whey to flie !!
the humor nazi has spoken !!! just what ICHC needs !!!
no humor for joo….
/soup nazi?
//crickets
NO LOLS 4 YOU!!!
I don’t know whut happened Kafleen..I posted this before your comment – but yours came later – with an earlier time. I sure wouldn’t have resaid your soup nazi reference… Darn Word Press.
I guess the voting troll must have thought I did it on purpose. Ate my burgers – again…
ate mine too…
i noes dat stoopee wurd press.
mebbee purrson thot wee wuz making fun ub jews? Hope not.
( this is usually my cue for a shaved pussy joke, but I’m not coming up with anything at the moment . melissa? are you out there ? )
whatever, I’ll just post a link
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/09/14/laff-and-u-dies/
or these …
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&client=safari&rls=en-us&q=+site:icanhascheezburger.com+icanhascheezburger+shaved+pussy
thread restarts… NOW
( man I <3 google )
or we could go back to the ‘explosion in a lesbian joke factory’ thread… where the H3LL is flartus, anyways? and did CBSB ever find a job? and where’s B! ? and infamousqbert ?
and Gayla and Teho and Elfnugget and Jules and . . .
Ambercat!!! Where is Ambercat???
Hay, JCH4K, rn’t yew on hollydaze?
drizzlesmom ai wuz juss finkin teh sayme fing. JCH4K r u spyin on uss? r u happee wif teh job awl ob uss are doin fillin in fur yoo?
Oh yes – yoo ar doing a moast splendid job. (Oh, an ai am awnlee moastlee gone. Ai can maybee pop now and then – an wehn ai am in ireland, ai expect nawt at awl.
Ai did want to ask – ebreewun – pleez taek care ov darrkwollff. He splortz so eezilee an needz speshul care. Ai wud werree – but ai noe yoo will doo a splendid job.
Ai is heer! Ai has been awai, an heer but too tyrd to post, an lerkin an stuff. Oh an JCH4K, Ai do bleev Yrlan has teh innerwebs too, an eben innerweb caffays….*snerk*
yay! ambercat’z bak!
*ambercat twists hers hed awound to luk at hers bak*
“Wut?”
yup, taht’s my bak, Ai rekognys teh frekkuls
notso much a hyoomer nazi as a hyoomer yenta – i don thimk nazis sai “meh”.
*shrugs wif hands raiseded a liddle*
ahm juss sayin…meh.
Hey, at leest itz un artikyoolut cumplaynt. Nawt jus sum anonneemouse trollage. Ebrywun has opinyuns.
Butt yurs is
-meh-
godwin’s law! joo win! *le sigh*
my brane’s sploding frum teh stuffs i lernz hear. i hab to been ggooglin stuffs and lukin in teh wikipeeja.
jus incase i nawt be teh onlee stoopy here’s teh godwinz law frum Wikepeeja
“As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one.”
Low brgrz; U haz dehm.
put me in coach, i’m reddy to play…….
Today!
*clap, clapclapclap*
I can has centurrfeeld?
i can haz nawt second class?
*aftah wutchin Arizona futball team looz aginz*
card: dats it, i i shamd
i iz migriting to anozer futball team
mebbe dyez teh fevvers blak, n be a Balteemore Ravven?
Ummm…… der IZ a bays-bawl teem too. Coarse dat wud meen moovin two Saynt Lewis. Ai wud nawt wanna dew dat eether. Ai usta liv der, fer 23 yeers. Ai happi nao Ai moved.
Nobodies expects dem Spanish enqusishins!
Get…teh kumfee chare! O_o
*dundadunnnnnn*
teh kumfee chare?!?!
NOOOOOOO!!!1!!!!!!!!
an giv teh rak a trun !!!!
Wuz not ekspektin’ dat
nobody expects the hispanic infanta !!!
http://www.artchive.com/artchive/V/velazquez/velazquez_infanta.jpg.html
( it’s funnier with an art history degree. no, seriously )
or even a arts dugree – LOL!
Velazquez rox! Heers mah favrit pichur:
http://www.abcgallery.com/V/velazquez/velazquez44.html
Did anyone here, esp. Theresa, ever read a wonderful book called I, Juan de Pareja?
All spelled in English, this human can’t see for a few days and is touch typing
her cat says she types better when she can’t see what’s she is doing
*sigh*
needs a hug
okay- halp out a musik major who onlee had won coarse in Art Hrstory becuz she wuz too busy gedding reddy fur teh paino purfromanses-
i followeded teh linky but still nawt gedding it. sigh.
Butt iz it funnier teh sekund tym?
or teh thurd?
gotta do bettr tahn bennie teh dick.
Birdee, u kin onlee b pope iffn u stays way frum dose gurl birdees!
N noes, weez won go to hello fur makin fun ob teh pope. God haz a grate sens ob hyumer. Odderwys, we wud nots b heer!
not a cardinal sin
iz a Fakt ob Life: teh birdz an teh B’s!
…and teh burd iz frum Saent Loowis.
…must spend winters in Arizona
Yep! …basebah bin birdy, birdy good to me. : )
(dis mah furst evah commenting on heres. but i’s borned in Saent Loowis, and even toh I noes live dere no mores, I still loves me sum Kards!)
OHai, Shezebelle:
ICHC iz nyse playse.
Feenk U’ll lykez it heer
Jack.
kitteh’s make me giggel, when mai day is krazee…
and all teh peeple hoo make teh komment seem rly nyse.
tan kew fore teh welkom, jack!!
I luvs me sum Sox (de red wuns) but enny basebawl fans ar gud wif me! Yay fer basebawl!
btw, Sox pitchers an catchers report for Spring Training in firteen days! Woot!
yah few basebawl 2! eye iz a long suffring indian fan. r motto is “der is alwayz nex yr” firteen mor dayz..WOOT WOOT!
Yep yep, dere is alweys next yr! De funnist part of spring training is de hope. Yu kin say “mebbe DIS yeer!”
ohai soxfan. wee reddsoxfans dun has to say “mebbe DIS yeer” — we kin say “mebbe DIS yeer AGAIN!” ryte? w00t! w00t!
haos teh wethur daon dere in Massahoosets?
Mets Fan heer– we can haz Johan Santana!!11!!
yah, but Ai getz 2 root fr a kitteh teem…teh Tigers! en we gotz Cabrera! *happy dance*
“I wantz 2 singga
abowtz t3h Moon~a andz Joon
andz t3h Spreeng~a!”
Seengeeng waykz up t3h
Kittehz. Handsumm Red Burd, himz
wundurrz wut dayz feenk?
Mebbee Handsumm Red
Burd willz fyndz a mayt. Den dayz
seeng a sweet dew~ett!
Jack.
Jack D….iz been wurking foar a libbing….
iz missed yur delicate wurds….
LBeeeze….
Waaaaay ups n da sky
Da liddle birds fly
While down n da nest
Da liddle burds rest
Weeelllll ups comes da sun
Da Do Fallz A Way
“Gud morning gud morning”
Da liddle burds say
IIIIIIIIII open my eyez
Adn gets out uv bed
I opens mai window
Adn smash dat burds head!
I likes my sleepy times.
I hatez taht I finded tihs funnee.. I needz teh help Plz
*Razes paw – clawsez extended- bee seechinglee*
Is teh liddel gurl
Burd bai naim of Claudia?
Yu knoes… Cardinale!?!?!11!?
*duckin and runnin*
Gud Eyedeeya!!! Bedder beez fasster – teh crowd iz 4ming
OMG!! Tehy haz burnin’ torchaz!
an kazooz !
Not 2 menshun combz an tizzu paperz an bellz on dere tosies !
n ringz on der fingrs…..
deh shal hab musik were eber dez goez….
momcat
AHAHAHAH Iz funneh becuz theres a piktur of a cardinal and he wants to be the pope…hahahhahaha i luffs it
o. is dat why iz funneh?
I can be Mark Magwire?
wel, teh kardinal alreddy fulfils wun kwestian about teh Pope…
…’cuz tihs berd sertinly s***s in teh woodz!
hehehe WIN!
Butz even if dis cardinal makes pope, himz still gotta watch his tail around ceiling cat.
oh.
Bird hums Prince song
You can be the president…I’d rather be the pope
You can be the side affest…I’d rather be the dope
hahahha very funny i like it!
i get it…
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its briday?
bird of pray
butt he duznt hab a prayer
2 B Pope.
Why are you so red, youre shy?
Hold Ur horsies, Eminenza, lets see if teh smok is wite.
Pope election signal! Yaaaay!
Prellat birdie sez “Dominoes Nabisco!”
Peeps anser “Et cum spirito-2-0!”
Iz glad hee not in Nashnul leeg ennymor!
being a card looks like it would be so much funner than being pope……xcept for the popemobile………
No birdee,
Becom a Rabbi.
Teh can hav lil’ baby birdees.
Wich is a pune or plai on wurds.
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