Comments on: New Year’s Resolution…

By: Nickikid16

Nickikid16 — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 05:52:04 +0000

This website is FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!

By: frokopop

frokopop — Sat, 10 May 2008 01:06:48 +0000

LOL funneh pic

By: rhsb

rhsb — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 19:00:26 +0000

Dis giv mi purrfeck excuze 2 not exursyze. Wud disturb kittehs.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 18:38:15 +0000

Mi 2!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 18:27:12 +0000

Nao, DIS iz sumfing Ai culd doo!

Caliko Kitteh – WANT!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:24:28 +0000

lol, i luv taht videeyo. if i luked taht kool on a tredmill i’d yuze mai ymca mebbersiph a lot moar…

(mebbee needz skinnee red ecksursize pants an a nektye…)

By: dapanferkitteh

dapanferkitteh — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:39:18 +0000

an we wunder wai we lubs da kittehs.

dats jus mai stile!!!

By: woodchuck

woodchuck — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:16:12 +0000

SJ, I can has resipee fur Oatmeal Mango an Carrot cookies?
I wanna nom em.

By: D.R.

D.R. — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 13:27:28 +0000

Fer hevins saek, no runnin on de tredmiew

De hyumins dont likes it, y shud wee?

By: SJ

SJ — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 10:49:53 +0000

Ai will offer mai oatmeal, mango an carrot cookies, which are ackshully good for u, an awlso mai banananana creem pie, which is nawt. And becaws it is – thank Ceiling Cat – Friday, ai will awlso add a crate of shampain.

Wut is teh rest of u drinkin?

By: SJ

SJ — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 10:47:12 +0000

If Ceiling Cat had ment me to exercise, he wud have put diamonds awn teh floor (wiv aplologies to Joan Rivers)

By: No1

No1 — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 07:40:46 +0000

yes, deez kittehs sho me hau tu uze mai tredmill masheen. nao i knowz wut tu du tu get phys..fizz..fisically fit

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 04:49:07 +0000

Is dere a “Class” dants?

Cus yu has it, Brandon_ha, for sayin win to teh pursun responddin too ur furst post.

*donkee dantses up a little dust storm fur Brandon*

By: Romeow

Romeow — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 04:24:10 +0000

Elvis, r u a vegematarian, too?

I membered dat Brandon waz a vegematarian, so in his onner, I went wifowt enny faces on teh menu. I hopes u liek teh caek – iz frum skratch.

ICHC iz an inclusive groop, so iffs peeps wud liek to add to teh buffay, they r moar than welcum.

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 04:18:20 +0000

Ai faind deez kittehs trooleee inspurrashunal an speck tu emmalate dem.

By: Sophie Tucker

Sophie Tucker — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 03:38:40 +0000

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. Phyllis Diller

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 02:58:46 +0000

moob de kittehs ober n maik room 4 mai clozzzzzz….. dey all tyme end up on mashinesssssss…. (confesshun is gud 4 da sole)

By: Sunnshyne

Sunnshyne — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 02:29:27 +0000

Insyde mah boddee is a skinnee chik jus dyin to getz out.

Mos daze, I ken shut da beeyotch up wif choclat.

By: Cookie's human

Cookie's human — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 02:17:13 +0000

T hey all hate her because she’s beautiful…..

By: mimzoid

mimzoid — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 01:41:59 +0000

Swing yer pardner round-n-round,
Mayke dat chare go up-an-down!
up an down teh ayle we go
runnin obber all our toez!

By: he

he — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 01:32:25 +0000

wuddn dat b can-o-bull…

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 01:27:45 +0000

Treddmill Masheen iz
a gud feeng. Prittee Wun hangz
herz lawndree awn it

Oapenz t3h Beeg Glass
Doar’z draypz weh she yoozez it.
Maykz lawtza Sun Shyne!

Nyse wawrm spawt awn wyde
tredd. Ekksellent playse 2 strrretch
owt andz sayvurr Napz

Jack.

By: Chuck

Chuck — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 01:25:52 +0000

no let our hoomans x-r-size

hav too fatten up r hoomans

den wee eet liek KINGZ

By: Brandon_ha

Brandon_ha — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 01:25:34 +0000

Tanks fur all the vegematarian stuff. I know tofu burger n I appreciate it n im sur der be udders, probly under de cow.

By: mimzoid

mimzoid — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 01:16:57 +0000

dat’s nawt whut i hearded in teh nawty barn!

By: stend

stend — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 01:07:15 +0000

“we made you a high strung and incredibly annoying fitness guru, wearing tiny striped shorts …

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 01:05:48 +0000

perch for acrophobic cats

By: stend

stend — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 01:03:25 +0000

too bad treadmills don’t have a remote

By: Maus

Maus — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:46:47 +0000

Me too. Onoes!!!! Duz taht maeks me a cannibull?

By: Elvis

Elvis — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:46:13 +0000

Plus, fanks fur awl teh vejitairian opshuns. Ob corse iff sumwun wud lyke to bring chzbrgrs, aim shure der wills bee sum taykers.

By: Elvis

Elvis — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:40:23 +0000

Gud wun! win!!11!!

By: Elvis

Elvis — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:39:17 +0000

Yu reely no hao tu feed a crowd, Romeow!
Aid lykes sum uv teh ratattatooee, pls.

By: Missy

Missy — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:35:38 +0000

Richurd Symmuns cayme bae – we ated him.

By: McGehee

McGehee — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:14:04 +0000

Moar liek spiek stripz!

By: karen

karen — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:13:17 +0000

OMG tabbee, do u tihnk u cud turn dis tihng down sum? i’m xaw…..eggzau….tired as i can b, an my cwawf is getteeng all mussd!

By: wiiing

wiiing — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:03:06 +0000

Thiz iz also grate tool for other exercize tekneek: Pawlotties.

By: Cookie's human

Cookie's human — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:56:16 +0000

No you may not. Cookie’s not that type of kitty.

By: Romeow

Romeow — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:49:30 +0000

Wud u prefer to recline?

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:47:34 +0000

Whenever I feel like exercising I lay down until the feeling passes.

By: Romeow

Romeow — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:46:44 +0000

Happeh Nawt Second Brandon!

I frot u mite be hungry affer all dat resolushun brakin, so I maed u sum fud.

I hab sum rise n been burridos fur a catappetizer, a lubbly tofu scrambler, a pasta puntaneska, ratattatatooee, un grande ensalada, and a beeg choklit caek fur dezzert.

I also brot a full bar, lotz ov wine, joose, tea, soder pop, and hot choklit wif candicane stirrers.

Iz a buffay, so eberywon can halps demseffs. Plates r on teh leff an u can go on boff sydes ov teh table.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:46:18 +0000

speed bumps on the treadmill of life

By: Brandon_ha

Brandon_ha — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:38:17 +0000

OK go!!!!
Yes dat be our dans. *falls flat on face* oww

By: Paul

Paul — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:32:15 +0000

Oh well – back onto the treadmill — of life & cheezeburgers

By: yippee

yippee — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:18:47 +0000

how ’bout wii danse to teh song “won is teh loan leeist nummber”, becuz teh trollz iz lonely an wii can haz lots ob frens! (yU kin danse wiff us trollyz!)

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:18:13 +0000

dis wood be a gud time 4 a hyoomin to turn et on…

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:17:37 +0000

How about the treadmill danse?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeeR4Vnvs8U

Starts dancing on the treadmills, trying to balance the pawzes and tayl
oops falls downz

oh wellz I tried

By: tewornjkittehs

tewornjkittehs — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:16:13 +0000

Yaeh, danse heer shud be sumthin bery looow-kei. Ooooh-ai kno! We can has teh rollie-desc-chare danse! Swing yer pardner round-n-round!

By: yippee

yippee — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:16:07 +0000

Hooman–bring mii a soft blankie an a floofy pillow–

By: yippee

yippee — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:14:03 +0000

“doan tread on mii.”

By: yippee

yippee — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:12:56 +0000

oooouuu….i can haz Cookies wiff dat?