New Year’s Resolution…
yah, howz dat going? feeel da burn!
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How does u like dis incline?
I’m disinclined to go anywhere.
Winz!!!
Is dere a “Class” dants?
Cus yu has it, Brandon_ha, for sayin win to teh pursun responddin too ur furst post.
*donkee dantses up a little dust storm fur Brandon*
Wud u prefer to recline?
dat sums it up. i can has disincline to exercise.
Dis be about how my New Year’s Resolution to exercise more has turned out. Hey – run into the kitchen and bring me back a Diet Pepsi, Kthx.
oooouuu….i can haz Cookies wiff dat?
Whenever I feel like exercising I lay down until the feeling passes.
No you may not. Cookie’s not that type of kitty.
dat’s nawt whut i hearded in teh nawty barn!
T hey all hate her because she’s beautiful…..
HAPPY NAWT SECUND!!!!!
wut dans would u like?
Wow troll given low burgers allwedy? I dun knowz what dans we shud do. ne suges-sugesti- idas?
how ’bout wii danse to teh song “won is teh loan leeist nummber”, becuz teh trollz iz lonely an wii can haz lots ob frens! (yU kin danse wiff us trollyz!)
How about the treadmill danse?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeeR4Vnvs8U
Starts dancing on the treadmills, trying to balance the pawzes and tayl
oops falls downz
oh wellz I tried
OK go!!!!
Yes dat be our dans. *falls flat on face* oww
lol, i luv taht videeyo. if i luked taht kool on a tredmill i’d yuze mai ymca mebbersiph a lot moar…
(mebbee needz skinnee red ecksursize pants an a nektye…)
Happeh Nawt Second Brandon!
I frot u mite be hungry affer all dat resolushun brakin, so I maed u sum fud.
I hab sum rise n been burridos fur a catappetizer, a lubbly tofu scrambler, a pasta puntaneska, ratattatatooee, un grande ensalada, and a beeg choklit caek fur dezzert.
I also brot a full bar, lotz ov wine, joose, tea, soder pop, and hot choklit wif candicane stirrers.
Iz a buffay, so eberywon can halps demseffs. Plates r on teh leff an u can go on boff sydes ov teh table.
Yu reely no hao tu feed a crowd, Romeow!
Aid lykes sum uv teh ratattatooee, pls.
Plus, fanks fur awl teh vejitairian opshuns. Ob corse iff sumwun wud lyke to bring chzbrgrs, aim shure der wills bee sum taykers.
Elvis, r u a vegematarian, too?
I membered dat Brandon waz a vegematarian, so in his onner, I went wifowt enny faces on teh menu. I hopes u liek teh caek – iz frum skratch.
ICHC iz an inclusive groop, so iffs peeps wud liek to add to teh buffay, they r moar than welcum.
Ai will offer mai oatmeal, mango an carrot cookies, which are ackshully good for u, an awlso mai banananana creem pie, which is nawt. And becaws it is – thank Ceiling Cat – Friday, ai will awlso add a crate of shampain.
Wut is teh rest of u drinkin?
SJ, I can has resipee fur Oatmeal Mango an Carrot cookies?
I wanna nom em.
Me too. Onoes!!!! Duz taht maeks me a cannibull?
wuddn dat b can-o-bull…
Tanks fur all the vegematarian stuff. I know tofu burger n I appreciate it n im sur der be udders, probly under de cow.
i shud offer yoo a not-sukkund danse. but is…toooo..mush…efforts…. zzzzz
Yaeh, danse heer shud be sumthin bery looow-kei. Ooooh-ai kno! We can has teh rollie-desc-chare danse! Swing yer pardner round-n-round!
Swing yer pardner round-n-round,
Mayke dat chare go up-an-down!
up an down teh ayle we go
runnin obber all our toez!
…and less times on nomnomnoms…
Sure, blame teh kitteh… lazy hooman!
Hooman–bring mii a soft blankie an a floofy pillow–
speed bumpz for hoomans
“doan tread on mii.”
dis exursize thing not so hard…
Gud wun! win!!11!!
Treadmill.
Ummmm. . . you’s doin’ it rong.
Taht’s a rezolution I kin keeps!
Classic!
dis wood be a gud time 4 a hyoomin to turn et on…
too bad treadmills don’t have a remote
Oh well – back onto the treadmill — of life & cheezeburgers
speed bumps on the treadmill of life
Moar liek spiek stripz!
Thiz iz also grate tool for other exercize tekneek: Pawlotties.
OMG tabbee, do u tihnk u cud turn dis tihng down sum? i’m xaw…..eggzau….tired as i can b, an my cwawf is getteeng all mussd!
Richurd Symmuns cayme bae – we ated him.
“we made you a high strung and incredibly annoying fitness guru, wearing tiny striped shorts …
perch for acrophobic cats
moob de kittehs ober n maik room 4 mai clozzzzzz….. dey all tyme end up on mashinesssssss…. (confesshun is gud 4 da sole)
no let our hoomans x-r-size
hav too fatten up r hoomans
den wee eet liek KINGZ
Treddmill Masheen iz
a gud feeng. Prittee Wun hangz
herz lawndree awn it
Oapenz t3h Beeg Glass
Doar’z draypz weh she yoozez it.
Maykz lawtza Sun Shyne!
Nyse wawrm spawt awn wyde
tredd. Ekksellent playse 2 strrretch
owt andz sayvurr Napz
Jack.
Insyde mah boddee is a skinnee chik jus dyin to getz out.
Mos daze, I ken shut da beeyotch up wif choclat.
Mi 2!
My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. Phyllis Diller
Ai faind deez kittehs trooleee inspurrashunal an speck tu emmalate dem.
yes, deez kittehs sho me hau tu uze mai tredmill masheen. nao i knowz wut tu du tu get phys..fizz..fisically fit
If Ceiling Cat had ment me to exercise, he wud have put diamonds awn teh floor (wiv aplologies to Joan Rivers)
Fer hevins saek, no runnin on de tredmiew
De hyumins dont likes it, y shud wee?
an we wunder wai we lubs da kittehs.
dats jus mai stile!!!
Nao, DIS iz sumfing Ai culd doo!
Caliko Kitteh – WANT!
Dis giv mi purrfeck excuze 2 not exursyze. Wud disturb kittehs.
LOL funneh pic
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