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. . . and eet feelz GUD!
Fursty - you has it!
tanks zski, taht also feelz gud.
congradu vakations, gascat on you-knows-wut!
Yay, gascat! Hooray fur yoo!
Publix Servix Notix: Aym (as uv nao) chekkin owt fur teh weekend.
I noes JCH4K is travellin wurldwide havvin a grand advenshur, an izznt heer to halp wif teh splort viktims.
Wuld sum uv owr regulars pleez to be mannin (or kitteh-in) teh CCC fur tonite an over teh weekend? Derz menneh blankees an choklits an skawtch an udder gud stuffs der fur enneywun hoo needs dem.
Kthxbai!
I wull halp the splort viktums in yor abs… abbs.. whyle yoo’re awai!
Corse, I’m offen nawt mutch halp syns I’m ushully a splort viktum myselff! But I wull halp as mutch as I kan!
Hab a gud and sayf trip gremlin!
uh oh…I missed ccc emergencees I hads to work, i hope eberywun be fine! Had to avoid major splorting mahself!!
I wish I cud do dat!
ai still can!!
uv course, ai did useta beez a gymnast.
Ai kant. Dodgie joynts. I kreeks. Wanna heer?
i never cud.
ai kin still (tho less easily) put my foot behind my hed. trai gettin THAT owt uv yer mynd eye!
soos—I kin STILL does de buttafli sit wif mai knez on da flor n mai feetz upsidedown… den techa tellz uz to stretc bak n I goes awl da wai down n gets ta sniff da stinky feetez…..
much pleh…
sos der ya yung wun!
momcat
mebbe yung wun got it frum yu…?
i’m juss sayin…
can’t do it. nebber could. can still tuch meh toes tho.
Taht remines me uv wut my ballay teechur sez in my adult class: “Please creak and pop in time with the music…”
Tanks, maus, for makin me laugh out loud!
As to kitteh … nirvana in orange-striped fur
GASCAT - ai nod sure ef u meen kitteh ur yerrselb bai “uzetabeez a gymnast.”
Ef yeerselb…waddaboud tayl?
Yesh……mai legs wurk liek that but mai tayl - alwais a problum…..
mii, to–my legs doo it, butt my tayle—that’s anodder storee!
oh- iz ok…. gascat iz manx kitteh……
momvsy
yesh-
neber writ jus afer komin in da front door….
dat be me..
.momCAT
heeHEE! yu can tuch type!!
cant di taht needer. nebber cud…
If u can hug ur self, you might as well!
*With apologies to Frank Loesser*
I love me a bushel and a peck
A bushel and a peck and a hug around the neck
A hug around the neck and a barrel and a heap
A barrel and a heap and I’m talkin’ in my sleep
About me, about me
‘Cause I love me a bushel and a peck
You bet my purdy neck I do
Mai grampa uzzedtazing diz….onlee he wud chaenge “purdy” to “dirty.”
Mai kids sing:
I luv yoo a bushel an a peck.
I luv yoo, no matter what the heck (you do.)
I luve myself, I fink I’m grand,
I go too teh movees just 2 hold my hand,
I put my arms around my waste,
an when I get fresh I slap my face!
To know, know, know me
Is to love, love, love me,
And I do…
(Wif apologies to teh Teddy Bears)
Teddy Bearz forgive yU!
my beutious hour-glass figer–
left me show it 2 yU!
ai cud prolly do it once. once! *holding up index finger*
did ur gramma hang u on a hook once?
Johnny Dangerously FTW!!!
Iz gald yoo specif… spoosi.. told us wich fingur…
heed bite chewwwwwww….
OK, OK…I will explain…
U noe dat joke abowt teh dog dat is…well, nomming itself?
an redneck says…Wish I cud doo dat!
An his fren ses….”He’d BITE YOU!!!”
/runs
//dodges tomatoes and rocks
Redneck sez “wish I cud do dat!”
Fren sez, Ya bedder pet ‘im furst!”
Ya ta da ta da da –Ya ta da ta da da - Ya ta daa daa daa daa-aaa-ahhhh!!!
*Make tomato sammich a rock soup!*
That wood be- AND -rock soup.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
kitteh demonstrating yoga pozes and luking bery relaxed.
Iz suposed to do sumthin like dis in pilates class todai. Didnt cum close! Mah infleksubility - let me show yoo it.
toes r for lookin at, not touchin, rite?
toes is 4 sumone else to paints!!
Kim, mebee u diddn’t cum close, but u waz owt dere doin it!
Ur growing fleksibility - let u show us it.
I haz da two muc fleximability…..
Iz nawt onli tuch da flor, I kin putz mai hans behin mai anklez ( wif strait legs)… mad mai doctorcat madz wunc……
momcat
Folding kitteh…eezee to pak, goez anywhere.
I hyds him in mah pockit cuz hez veree veree small
iz travul syze fur your convenyens.
mooshoo from mulan!!1!
doan leef home wiffout him!
Y*CA
After a second look, it could also be **CA
cud b teh Y n teh M n teh C n teh A awl at wunce. Teh YMCA POSE!!!
Wich mus nao be addeded to teh ICHC danses liberry. Um, I canna doo tihs (I has a Bad Back *coughcoughYeahRightcoughcough*, so sumwun elseses gonna hafta teech eberybudy
“Can people with dislexia do Y.M.C.A.?”
All my me r bilongs to MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
an ahm nawt gibbing eet bak! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
oh yeah gascat…..
uz mit wana refink dat……. naow hoz paiz fur yur warmi hous wif softi kitteh…hmmmm
You noes gib bak, n I sick da fishykitteh on ya! Herz awlwaiz getz whut shez afer…!
momcat
Did someone fold sleepin kitteh like that? Shirley he dint do this himsef?
I’m thinkz the sames — theer uppeeers to be a nelbo or somesuch in the bottom of the picture… som hyouman was helpin’!
yuh I was seein a nelbo thereto so he musta been hepped!
Lukksame laik kitteh iz on summuns lap hu iz warin jeans, n der tummee iz stikkin oud. Bote kitteh n hyoomin berry cumfybull.
I tink dat’s hyoomin’s rist in the pikshur. Butt taht’s the mostest kyootest bebeh kitteh! I wants to snorgle himz and lubz him foreber and foreber. I meen, kiteh smyles–hookan reezist?