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. . . and eet feelz GUD!
Fursty – you has it!
tanks zski, taht also feelz gud.
congradu vakations, gascat on you-knows-wut!
Yay, gascat! Hooray fur yoo!
Publix Servix Notix: Aym (as uv nao) chekkin owt fur teh weekend.
I noes JCH4K is travellin wurldwide havvin a grand advenshur, an izznt heer to halp wif teh splort viktims.
Wuld sum uv owr regulars pleez to be mannin (or kitteh-in) teh CCC fur tonite an over teh weekend? Derz menneh blankees an choklits an skawtch an udder gud stuffs der fur enneywun hoo needs dem.
Kthxbai!
I wull halp the splort viktums in yor abs… abbs.. whyle yoo’re awai!
Corse, I’m offen nawt mutch halp syns I’m ushully a splort viktum myselff! But I wull halp as mutch as I kan!
Hab a gud and sayf trip gremlin!
uh oh…I missed ccc emergencees I hads to work, i hope eberywun be fine! Had to avoid major splorting mahself!!
I wish I cud do dat!
ai still can!!
uv course, ai did useta beez a gymnast.
Ai kant. Dodgie joynts. I kreeks. Wanna heer?
i never cud.
ai kin still (tho less easily) put my foot behind my hed. trai gettin THAT owt uv yer mynd eye!
soos—I kin STILL does de buttafli sit wif mai knez on da flor n mai feetz upsidedown… den techa tellz uz to stretc bak n I goes awl da wai down n gets ta sniff da stinky feetez…..
much pleh…
sos der ya yung wun!
momcat
mebbe yung wun got it frum yu…?
i’m juss sayin…
can’t do it. nebber could. can still tuch meh toes tho.
Taht remines me uv wut my ballay teechur sez in my adult class: “Please creak and pop in time with the music…”
Tanks, maus, for makin me laugh out loud!
As to kitteh … nirvana in orange-striped fur
GASCAT – ai nod sure ef u meen kitteh ur yerrselb bai “uzetabeez a gymnast.”
Ef yeerselb…waddaboud tayl?
Yesh……mai legs wurk liek that but mai tayl – alwais a problum…..
mii, to–my legs doo it, butt my tayle—that’s anodder storee!
oh- iz ok…. gascat iz manx kitteh……
momvsy
yesh-
neber writ jus afer komin in da front door….
dat be me..
.momCAT
heeHEE! yu can tuch type!!
cant di taht needer. nebber cud…
If u can hug ur self, you might as well!
*With apologies to Frank Loesser*
I love me a bushel and a peck
A bushel and a peck and a hug around the neck
A hug around the neck and a barrel and a heap
A barrel and a heap and I’m talkin’ in my sleep
About me, about me
‘Cause I love me a bushel and a peck
You bet my purdy neck I do
Mai grampa uzzedtazing diz….onlee he wud chaenge “purdy” to “dirty.”
Mai kids sing:
I luv yoo a bushel an a peck.
I luv yoo, no matter what the heck (you do.)
I luve myself, I fink I’m grand,
I go too teh movees just 2 hold my hand,
I put my arms around my waste,
an when I get fresh I slap my face!
To know, know, know me
Is to love, love, love me,
And I do…
(Wif apologies to teh Teddy Bears)
Teddy Bearz forgive yU!
my beutious hour-glass figer–
left me show it 2 yU!
ai cud prolly do it once. once! *holding up index finger*
did ur gramma hang u on a hook once?
Johnny Dangerously FTW!!!
Iz gald yoo specif… spoosi.. told us wich fingur…
heed bite chewwwwwww….
OK, OK…I will explain…
U noe dat joke abowt teh dog dat is…well, nomming itself?
an redneck says…Wish I cud doo dat!
An his fren ses….”He’d BITE YOU!!!”
/runs
//dodges tomatoes and rocks
Redneck sez “wish I cud do dat!”
Fren sez, Ya bedder pet ‘im furst!”
Ya ta da ta da da –Ya ta da ta da da – Ya ta daa daa daa daa-aaa-ahhhh!!!
*Make tomato sammich a rock soup!*
That wood be- AND -rock soup.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
kitteh demonstrating yoga pozes and luking bery relaxed.
Iz suposed to do sumthin like dis in pilates class todai. Didnt cum close! Mah infleksubility – let me show yoo it.
toes r for lookin at, not touchin, rite?
toes is 4 sumone else to paints!!
Kim, mebee u diddn’t cum close, but u waz owt dere doin it!
Ur growing fleksibility – let u show us it.
I haz da two muc fleximability…..
Iz nawt onli tuch da flor, I kin putz mai hans behin mai anklez ( wif strait legs)… mad mai doctorcat madz wunc……
momcat
Folding kitteh…eezee to pak, goez anywhere.
I hyds him in mah pockit cuz hez veree veree small
iz travul syze fur your convenyens.
mooshoo from mulan!!1!
doan leef home wiffout him!
Y*CA
After a second look, it could also be **CA
cud b teh Y n teh M n teh C n teh A awl at wunce. Teh YMCA POSE!!!
Wich mus nao be addeded to teh ICHC danses liberry. Um, I canna doo tihs (I has a Bad Back *coughcoughYeahRightcoughcough*, so sumwun elseses gonna hafta teech eberybudy
“Can people with dislexia do Y.M.C.A.?”
All my me r bilongs to MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
an ahm nawt gibbing eet bak! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
oh yeah gascat…..
uz mit wana refink dat……. naow hoz paiz fur yur warmi hous wif softi kitteh…hmmmm:?
You noes gib bak, n I sick da fishykitteh on ya! Herz awlwaiz getz whut shez afer…!
momcat
Did someone fold sleepin kitteh like that? Shirley he dint do this himsef?
I’m thinkz the sames — theer uppeeers to be a nelbo or somesuch in the bottom of the picture… som hyouman was helpin’!
yuh I was seein a nelbo thereto so he musta been hepped!
Lukksame laik kitteh iz on summuns lap hu iz warin jeans, n der tummee iz stikkin oud. Bote kitteh n hyoomin berry cumfybull.
I tink dat’s hyoomin’s rist in the pikshur. Butt taht’s the mostest kyootest bebeh kitteh! I wants to snorgle himz and lubz him foreber and foreber. I meen, kiteh smyles–hookan reezist?
I fink dere’s two kittehs in dis pickshur.
Cubbe rist
donut call me shirley!
Hee!
Oh hai, kittehlurve. I proly needs to reed mor postses beefor I postses. FTW!
Probably not. And stop calling me Shirley…
but do u jest????
oh salleh= is jest in vain ya noes….
momcat
Iz oria gomi kitteh!!
berry difficultz ta foldz!
momcat
o hai
doggehs rool, kittehs drool
kthxbye
whut?
okay, taht wuz odd
oh well moving along:
AI GOTS ME!! HAHAHAHAAA!!!
Ya gotid bakkerds, ya kno!
speekin of bakwerds
did ja heer bout teh agnostic dyslecksic who wusnt reely sure tehre wuz a Dog?
dats cuz itz Ceeling Cat!
it wuz wurst. teh agnostic dysleksic insomniac — stayed up alllll night worrying bout whether there wuz a Dog.
gigl
word!
*puts on Janet-like hat*
in teh spirit ob cheezfrenliness, ohai doggeh, yoo muss be noo heer. if yoo has nawt awl reddy notissed, we heer at ICHC r mosely kitteh lubbers butt we dunt hold grujes gainst doggeh lubbers. howebber, wee wud uhpre..apresh…lyke it if yoo wud reefrayn frum makin derogatoree reemarks bowt teh kittehs. yoo, lyke us, r entytuled to ur umpinyun, butt plz unnerstan dat yoo will prolly get low-burgured fur kommints lyke teh wun yoo juss mayde.
*hay guise…wuz dat bettur?*
berry Janet-lyke, well dun,
ai has nebber found an online communitee taht gits alawng as well as teh cheezfrens, except pawssiblee momcat’s corm snayke forum.
ai fink tihs proves a trend: tohse whu lubs animulls r een general nyser peeps tehn tohse whu do nawt lyke animulls, ai fink eet has sumthin tu do wiff teh wai wee fink.
okay, ahm dun naow, kthxbai.
Ooooh, Momcat haz a corm snayk forum? I haz a corm snayk! He’s a lurvee guy, corm snayks R awsum!!
Ahem. NEwaiz,
Kitteh sez I LURVE ma bunneethumper feets!!!
well . . . eet’s a forum she belongs tu, hasn’t been awn et fer a whyle, teh corm snayke herself (w think her, nat kno) belawngs tu fishykitteh
ennywai, ai has tu go, kthxbai.
iz troo-
iz reli fishykittehz cornsnake, herz nom is “diamond” is red n white corm snake wifout muc yellow! Shez 5 feetz lawng almos! Shez berry pretti ( nawt sumfin I eber fout I wud sai bout a snakie…..)
gascat iz fishykittehz herso…..maibe himz tellz u sumtim himz hero stori….
momcat (who feeds AWL de animalz!)
momcot
we wantz pichers of beaoooooooootiful corm snake. want!
Duin sumtin funnee.
wutz a corm snayke?
well, i finks that this d00d may B rite, butt there’s more 2 it:
1. Cats drool (rarely)
2. Dawgs roul (they is kute an snorgilicious.
3. Dawgs drool (more often)
4. kittehs rule (they is kute an snorgelicious.)
Mai kitteh purrs an *drools* sum big pudduls wen ii pets him an rubs himz furr jus so…
Iz dis commun? Du othur kittehs drool wen dey iz happi?
sum do, sum dont. mah tiger-kitteh useta go to himz happee playce, makin teh pushy-pawz on mah bellee (himz wayed 16 pounz *oof*) an wuld drool an drool an drool. i culdnt do aneefing abowt it cawz himz had me pinnd down an i culdnt moov.
spykes_mom – dat wuz so reel! so niec! so Janet-liek!
*insert sownds uv sawft paws klapping*
Direkt but nawt rood. Firm but nawt unfurendly. Eksplaynin teh impakt uv de behayvyor. Identifying teh prollem wit teh behavyor nawt attakkin teh persun . . . oar annymule.
Well dun, well dun!
fank yoo.
*bows*
an wen u fink about it…..do it noawt sai teh bery nisest fingz about our Janet ?????
*humbly* Yes it duz.
I haz lerned moar abowt kindness, grayce, and hospitality frum hao owr Janet (and menneh uv teh sweet otters who is also heer) treetz peepulz awn dis site dan I haz lerned in mah F2F lief in kwite sum tiem.
I strives tu be a bettur kitteh. I duz, I duz!
me too !!!!
me three!!
*golf clap for Spykes_Mom*
tubefair, mai Bennee haz drooled on me frum taim ta taim. Ai tink mozzlee wen he juz hadda drink n cumes fur cuddles.
Mai Hacker-cat druuls wen he is bery purry and snorgley. An hims a BEEG cat, so hims druuls bery mutch! Mai hubbykat was snorgleeng the Hacker-cat, and had hims a quarter-syzed wet sppot on hims shirt! Ai sed “Kitteh druul?” … “yup.”
mi kitteh be gettin on in yeeers……….notis wen her purrrrrrs is splooshy now dais
or, ifn we r in bad mood, we hisses an showz poyntyenz
Doggeh, yu berri funneh, pokes us wit a stik. Jus like a doggeh! Hah! Yu evver see ihasahotdog.com? Thay lurves the doggehs. kthxbye.
Doggeh laiks tu teezuz.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Td-VG88JAW0
kittehs are sumtyme vry payshent.
Diziz absolootelee wunnerful! Kitteh lubs bebbeh puppee! AI laik way juz push awai gentlee wen pulls ears. Unbeleebabblee pashent!
fanks u berry mush 4 teh u tube………….. soooooo cyoooooot
yah! – i saw it first on cuteoverload…
http://www.cuteoverload.com
ohhhhh dat’s wunderfull! thanks for the linky -wached it moar dan oncest
I dunno why, but I has teh imaj in mai hed. This all takin place about 10:10 am. 3, maibe 4 goggies are gaffered around teh compewter. They lookin at teh srceen, pokin teh keyboardz. It soundz like tihs:
heh heh
elbowpoke
snerk
we said kittehs drool !1!
heh heh
lemme push enter!
no, me!
isit reddy yet?
how you spell drool?
d-r-o-o-l, uv cowrse.
wut wuz teh seggond part?
hey! not to be shuvin!
lemme push enter!
me! me!
izit tyme for fud yet?
[course, I lurves teh goggies too
]
a troo 2 lyfe seenareeo !!
u noes ur goggies
win+awesum=winsome!!
*BOOM*
Oh no, snippet!
Iz yoo OK? I just *knew* teh kyoot wuld taek sum cheez-peeps down.
Let me tuk yor brayns bak in yor hed. *tuk tuk*
Allow meh to put a sawft blankee on yoo. *tuk tuk*
Awl beddur nao? Dis is indeed wun sweet beh-beh!
Mai hed splorted tew!! It is jest tew kyoot to see dat hug and dat smylie fayce on teh orinj poysin kitteh! I cudn’t eben comme to the kommints cuz I hads to luuk at teh gorjous kitteh huggin himseff.
I jest need a liddle choklit and a blankee an I’ll be fyne.
heer ya go zippycat……nise Whispas (datz Catbury choklit, teh best ov awl) an a sawftie blankie……hum….how about a nise greenly wun??
did u getz da hawt choklit? I geevz u sum in big mugg. Kareful, iz hawt.
Aw, Zippycat – waytaminnit, teh CCC is rite behind meh.
Heer ya go! Sum niec choklits. We haz a niec variettee.
We haz menneh blankeez. Pik yor fayvrit cullur! We haz pastel shaydz, we haz pladdz, we haz wunz wif spots, we haz stripey wuns!
Purrhaps yoo wuld liek to pik wun to match de cullur uv yor own fur or dat uv wun uv yor fayvrit kittehs? Hap yorself!
*tuk tuk tuk – wrappin blankee arownd Zippycat*
oh wow oh wow oh wow!!!! I gots cadberry choklit! I LUB the greenly blankee (my faborit culler! Hao yoo know?)!! Mmmm, pouncy, teh hawt choklit is jest the rite hot-enuff!
Ooooh, gremlin has soe menny nyce blankees tew!! I fink I will tayke a nyce pinkee wun to put rownd my feetz as they ar feeleeng kinna cold. Fankoo!
Fankoo to eberywun!! Cheezfrens ar so nyce wen we hab splort-attaks!
corr.. kerr… um .. makin it rite: Cheezfrens ar so nyce AWL TEH TIEM!!!
Happeh kitteh is berry happeh!
Oh…his sleep nummer iz hooman!
Hug-a-butts
Hug, eye want’z it! (An da kitteh tu. PLZ?)
Summtymes deh greetest luff of all is deh self-luff.
o ai lubs teh self-lub
cuz if yoo want a job dun ryte, yoo offen has to do it urself!
Doan go blind…juss till u needz glassses.
This made me laff.
Mostly becaws I hads to skwint to reed it.
Skwinting, but smyling.
Well, u knoes how it is as u gets older. Pretty soon I is gonna needs to get a bi-focal mask.
iz stanj….mi eeyz r gettin bedder ……gotz to taek glasses OFF to reed, (which meenz ai loos dem a loawt….haffta memburs wher ai waz lass reedin to go fine dem…..)
mroooooooooooooooowwww
sumtymes self-luff an appresheashun iz so hard to find.
dis sweet bebbeh embodies it
i reely needed this today-Thx Missy an cheezpeeps an sharon fur teh capshun
{{{{{{{{{Kayjoy}}}}}}}}}}}
yu can has a hug too.
lyke Whitney Houston song?
I alwais sed de onlle saif luv is self luv.
iz advyse i gibs awl in going koluge freshymins
yoga kitteh is stuck
butt iz naugt so bad, akshoeally.
romeow romeow, wherez fur owt thars, romeow?
kuldntz resiztz, gibbon biegs hugz, ,,,,,,to mai selbs tanks youz
U called?
hits binz soz longs sinze ai seas you’se, Ai misses you’se, an ai been waitinz to sai dats,
huh, hai
)
Oh hai Catawba!
I’ll tri to be bettr. I juss busy fur a widdle bit.
Gee, fanks fur finking bout meh.
{{{{{{{{{{Catawba}}}}}}}}}}
Deny thy fathur, an refyuse thy naem!
(Doan git me stardid. Yoo awl noes hao mush I lubs de Romeow an Juliet . . .)
Ro mmeeeeeeooooooowwwww
I noes buzie, two. jus wurry, youse won Ai luks fores cause youse nyce to me when ai not second gots here.
Nobuddeh cud eber lub meh
az mush az I lub myseff.
Babe, I gots meh babe.
They sai I’z yung an I doan kno
I won’t find owt until I gro
Well I doan kno iffs awl dat’s troo
cuz I hab meh and bebeh I hab meh
Babe, I gots meh, babe.
sonny n sonny?
or cher n cher?
cherin iz karin’
I’z practicing ma’ yoags. http://www.wannasmile.com
Ah gotz mah tail! Ah gotz mah feetz!
Ah gotz mah smyl!
Lubs me some smylin kittehs. I got 2 smylers miself – Wheezer and Sniffer. I ust to be alergik to cats, hence the namz, but no more.
Oh, Nivek. Whut fun naemz. Whut did yoo do to get un-alergik?
I noes sum doktors say yoo may be lergik to a partikkular type uv annymule. But yoo may develup immyoonity to yor own annymules cauz yoo gitz yused to tehm.
I wuz alergik when I was a kid, and so I never had cats, just goggies. But Wheezer adopted me frum mi dad’s from porch (she wuz so pritty brown, black and gold calico – I could not resist), so she took me to my house, and i had no reak…riac…sniffles or sneezes, so i dun’t know how I got un-alergik. Then Sniffer adopted me, and now it’s me, 2 kittehs and a goggie. Just like Chinese noms: the “4 Happy Family”
Dat’s berry happee endeeng to wut cud be a berry sad storee… I cawn’t imajin lubbing a kitteh oar goggie and nawt beeing able to be wiff dem! Lasst ottum (fall), the dokkters tole me I cud bee allergik to goggies oar kittehs, oar BOFF! But I wuz testeded and dare ar no allergees in me!! Teehee, I camed hoam and tole the 2 goggies and 2 kittehs they get to stay wiff us. (I wud nebber have gotten rid ov dem! I wud jest tayk meddisin and teh shots!)
Ah gots teh moozik in meh.
Ebberybuddee sing!!
Ah gots de MEW-sik in meh!
Ah gots mah haaaaaa-ir!
Oragammi ketteh!
iz a nancient artz nown onlee to da oranj kittehs of da tibet…
hmmm, I doan no, how mush yU wann ta bet on it?
itz eezier to cleen ma paws like dis
vry kewt gingy kitteh! givz mor hugz
Dis pikshure maded my hed asplode.
Hi ColbaltLion. I duzzint rekugniez yor naem. Is yoo new?
De hed asplodes is sumtiems cawled “SPLORTs.” In de absinthe uv JCH4K an otters, I am halping owt wif de hed splorts.
Teh CCC is rite over ther. Wayt heer.
*scamper scamper scamper, puff puff*
Heer is sum choklit – it will halp grow bak de brayns dat may hav fell owt. I gitz yoo a CHRG (chicken-hed-rubber-glub) to put awn fur nekst tiem.
Yoo feelin enny beddur? Is just too kyoot fur wurds, I noes! (I kin onlee stand it mahself cuz I’s wayrin speschul sunglasses dat maeks de kyoot moar manageable.)
I iz sorob new. I lurkz here and watchez teh commentatings.
Tank yoo fur teh helps. I iz a paramedics, and we is trained for menny menny emg…emur…bad tings happenings, but teh cyoot oberload splort sindrome (COSS) alwez be messy.
Hmmm teh glubs shud works well. I needs exztra EXZTRA lrg. I haz a big hed.
welcom Cobaltlion! glad yu spokeded up!
hab fun wid ebberybuddy
Welcum CobaltLion!
Alwais happeh to hab a noo fren on ICHC!
Iz gud dat ur a paramedic, we can alwais use moar halp fur teh splorts.
We hab eben bean habing sum neer deff xperiences lately. I’m finding owt dat we hab moar equipment on the CCC than I frot.
Welcum to teh happeh plase!
Oooh, mee tew Cobalt! Teh CCC caym by an gab me sum choklit an a blankee.. akshully, TWO blankees .. wun to wrap rownd mai cold feetsies. Oh, and a beeg mug ov hawt choklit! Do yoo fink awl that will halp?
*tuks blankee rownd Cobalt*
Heer, I shayr my Cadberry’s choklit! Is SOE gud, izzn’t it? Mmm…
Hi Zippy how bees the weather in Alaskee?
Teh wether bees colde aggen, fanks fur askin! Is nawt as colde as it cud bee, soe I am ok .. is 5F today, and bery sunnee!! No wynd, so no wynd-chill! Iz ok. But I fownd is too colde owt to go wiffowt a hat, speshully if yor hare is up in a bun. (not a bunnee hare! tee hee!) *gigglol* sry, dat’s funnee in lolcatspeek!
Ware wuz I? Oh, yawp, my eers got reely colde this a.m. wen I tuuk the hyoomin kittens tew skool! Soe wen I pikk them up, I’m waring a HAT!
I heer the wether is mutch wors in playces liek Minneesowta ware it wuz liek -8F the odder dai, wiff windchills to -55!!!! yipes. Maykes me colde jest finkin bowt it!
You is welcome zippycat!
Keep warmz earz, pawzes and all
Zippycat, u has mai admires fur sharin ur cholits. I neber shares mai choklit,
As teh Divinyls might sing (if they was kittehs):
I luvs mehself
I wants u to luvs meh
When I’s feelin down
I wants u aboves meh
I seerch mehself
I wants u to find meh
I forgets mehself
I wants u to reminds meh
I don’t wants nobody else
When I thinks about u
I touch mehself
I don’t wants nobody else
Oh noe, oh noe, oh noe
(If u too yung to noes who Divinyl r, then google or yahoo ‘em)
Berry sek-see sawng! I luvs it. I haz teh cassette tayp too.
An I remembers de videyoh. Berry hawt!
Ai amember a grate seen frum wun ob teh Ostin Powers moobies ware Ostin wuz dantsin wif teh Fembots to dis sawng. berry funnee! dat wuz hao he killt teh Fembots.
Kitteh has a smug-hug!
I luvs meh!
I luvs meh!
Iz a happee kit-it-teh!
Wif a hug an a smoo strate frum meh 2 meh
Woant I sez I luvs meh…um…meh!
Fenk yew! Fenk yew! I beez heer awl weak!
mii, 2–i iz happee becuz ob teh wonnerful kitteh!
(hi Darrkwolff—how’s teh whether own in TX? Here in OK is just below freezing wiff “winter-mix” precip. but teh wind—ohhh, it B sweepin’ down teh plane!)
Hiyas, fren Kitkay! Staiz warm, m’kay? Wee iz prittee chillee daun heer 2, wif awl teh wind. Mah fren dat libs 90 mielz fwum meh sez she gawtz a lil snoah.
Jelus…I haz it.
But udder den dat, iz awl drai heer.
We’ve got fire hazard warnings all over North Texas because of how dry it’s been here. We sure could use some semblance of precipitation.
Yeshterdai I kud smellz smoak frum grassee fayur in nex kowntee. Nawt so grate, akshoolee.
Oh that is just so goldarned sweeeeet.
Kitteh full ov happeh!
HUG — u is it!
I hope you do understand that kitty speak (or pretend kitty speak, ’cause most cats I’ve ever known would have laughed their asses off at the piss poor attempts on this page alone ) is so much more advanced than this ? They are cats for thingys sake.
please don’t feed the trolls
Dear Elle. I hope YOU understand that your remark is neither original nor clever. We have just enough people who drop by and feel, for reasons I cannot fathom, that it is all right to be rude to people when visiting them in their own house, that we have a name for it. You are officially a #6 troll.
And your cats (though I have a hard time believing this) must be rude, too, if you really think they would laugh at people who hold them in such high esteem and honor them each and every day.
LOLcat is the official language of this site. It is not required that you speak it here, and we have many dear friends who are more comfortable in English, and that’s all right, as we all speak both. If you do not like it, you do not have to read it. And if you cannot read it, then you are not getting the humor either, and for that, I feel sorry for you. Because this site, in many ways (but different), could hold its own with the fabled Algonquin Round Table.
LOLcat is not easy to learn to speak. Most of us have made the effort because many things are FAR funnier in LOLcat than in English. And it puts us into a light hearted mind set as well. But it is a real language – or at least, a dialect, of its own.
I also cannot imagine why you think it is all right to drop into someone’s home (and this is our home) and insult them. You wouldn’t march into someone’s house – someone you hardly knew – and begin telling them how stupid they were. Would you???? Even the cats you purport to know seem to be rude. But I cannot believe you know even cats very well, because not a one that I know would behave in such a way to people who love them and hold them in such high esteem.
Elle – if this is the way you behave In Real Life, then I would ask you to take a big breath, look at what you have done, and reflect upon your behavior and the effect it may have on others. And if you have very few friends, you might now know why.
Fold-a-Kitteh
Folds itself for easy storage
(And cheezburgers)
His name is José. He was about six months old in this pic. He’s six now, and sleeps in the bed, under the covers, every night. He was sound sleep, so I folded him up and took the pic.
Origami cat indeed.