Do not get wet….
do not feed after midnight!
Do no get wet? We agrees.
No feed after midnite? We no agrees.
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SERENITY MEOW!
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http : //en . wikipedia . org/wiki/The_Serenity_Now
(take out the spaces)
en dot wikipedia dot org/wiki/The_Serenity_Now
(replace the dots with… you know… and add the http and other stuff at front)
No.
no?
WIN WIN WIN!
Dat’s one ov mah faborite Seinfeld episodes!
… and do not tayke my pikshure until I has groomed my furz!!1! I wants to luk my bestest!!!!!!
***spritz!! There’s goes da mornin’ coffee tru da nose and onto da ‘puter screen!
Oh what a face!
*mop mop* dere. Awl dri. Best nawt tu bee drinking wen yu first luk at a noo pikshure! That’s wut ai du.
But mai oh mai, that iz a face to feer! Grrrowl!
hee hee…
Jus look at dem sharpies lower teefiez, dey beez sharpz as needulz I reconz. Duh overs iz wurse on da secondz fortz. Boff togeber and youse in da trooble, ehj!
And, fur teh lub ob Myke, do nawt letz go ob teh towel until itz kammed doun!
fur teh lub ob Myke! I habn’t hurd dat frase in a lawn tiem!
Wich maeded mee luk up teh wurd. Ai found teh best anzer here:
billcasselman.com/word_questions/love_of_mike.htm
Dat billcasselman.com b kool site. Tanks.
Snort, coff, yawn, scratch, and spit.
G’morning, happy nawt sicond.
bebeh looks very unhappy
You will pay fer this indignity…
dunt tayze mii, bro!
…dont bathe me bro!
den yu maded mee laff, rodney dill!
Hao can I getz inny wurk dun!
yu maded mee laff. halfbeast.
WTF!1!
Y iz ai wet?!?
Hooz idee wuz dis?
Do Not Want!1!
Ai ar POROUS! Ai soaked ub elebenty gallins ub wadder.
Kawl a vet tek; kawl mai ayrobix instruktur!
KAWL MAH LAWYERZ!
i will hugz himz adn skeez himz adn callz himz Sponj
hee!
…bery nyce…
u forgots Rule#3
Sunlite: DO NOT WANT!
Dis xactlee y kittehs is NAWT gremlins. Kitteh gawtta hab da sunlite! I finks no sunlite = no energee.
deh kitteh must bask in deh sunlite for powrup!
LOOKS LIKE A GREMLIN!
And you can almost hear the hissing voice say “Gizmo caca.”
ZOMG You let loose the gremlinz!
An nao yoo awl noes whut ah luks liek befoar mah make-over!
gremlin
heer dat Splortz-Purr ~0-0~ but nawt for da kewtness but da shakee drippeezz
Why, fangs to yoo, Pouncy, fur shayrin dem wit meh!
Da shaykee dripeez is messy . . . do not want! I is allerjik to baffs, I tink.
do da shaik, da hippee hippee shaik!!
gremlen kittah will bwing duum an destraction
BUWAH - HA - HA!
*eebil laffter*
Furst, mah baff. Den I taeks ober de whirld!
Evil wurld dominayshun planz - I haz dem!
Phyllis Diller or Fang?
Affer ‘Publican debaytes, Romney’s inner kitteh comez owt.
…nyce…
en dot wikipedia dot org/wiki/The_Serenity_Now
(replace the dots with… you know… and add the http and other stuff at front)
dont u haets wen ur poast gows nudder playsses?
…and when they don’t appear right away either.
You shall pay for this pink monkeh
Revenge shall be mine
Slinks in the corner:
But first I has to dry and groom myself
begin licking fur furiously
I wet - U ded!
Ai browts mah noo bebeh home yesserday & dis wat hims gonna luk lyk apter hims flee baf today! Noes kin wayt to tay pikshur!! Hims name b Michio!
That great news MM, Michio bees one lucky kitteh!
I are happy for you both.
ooooohhh MM …. a noo kittehz !!!! yay fur u…….oh loawts ov fun to be had noaw…….
*sigh*
ai luvz noo kitnz……
P.ESS. does u wanna borry mi chayn male soot???? fur teh kitn baff???
i haff to gib baff to very mad kitteh yesterdy. Her also gotted a hairscut (berry matted, but no liek brushing). no chayn male, but I can has meds! But her growlded thru the hole fing.
(PS I not be vet tek, but am trayned professional)
PPS - MM - i would recommend a good spot on for fleas (Advantage, Frontline, Revolution, etc) as being more effective and safer for bebeh kats than a flee baff. But just an opinion, but does not get messeh bebehs cleen
jus remememememememebered, do not use OTC spot ons! Manee (Biospot etc) are either not effective or unsafe for cats!!
hopefully I will not get sued or anything for this
so u get it bai skripshun? i not noes this. thnx shera!
Fanx Shera, for sharin yoor ex spurt tease. yoo WIN
Weez wen to Petsmart. Bai teh tym we gots bak, himz peeded on himselp. Now hims NEEDS baf! Ai yuse jus a widdel shampoooo on hims - caws himz so widdel NE way!
An stoopee peeps sez kittehz nawt haz purrsonaliteez. Mah frend haz kitteh dhat askz fur habin brushing and coaming.
Part of mah morning rooteen is to comb mah kitteh. After her breffist she goes into teh bedroom and jumps up on teh end of teh bed near dresser whare her comb is. Ceiling Cat halp me if I is too slow getting there to soot her.
If I is running late and doesn’t has time to comb her she gets very put out indeed.
Mah kitteh I recently losted also lubbed to be combed but he was moar laid back about when and where that happened.
I lub finking abowt yu and your kitteh hu lieks tu bee combed. Hee hee!
Mai tu lub brushen! Deh one alzo laiks dustbusted ef ai hab quiete dusbuzzer….sez id tikkles!…udder one runs awai an wone ebben trai!
mi “One-Eeyed Jack-Bandit Who Stole Mi Hartr Awai” luved to be brusheded……ai wood pik it up an Jack wood flop dwon wher ebber he waza an “show me himz tummeh” and a big ole floofy tummeh it waz…….he waz awl loyngy hared whyte kitteh wiff wun bery bloo eey…….
teh loviestest kitteh hoo ebber owneded me……himz waz noawt reel brite, but berry lovy
ya alwais miss teh guud onez, huh? Jack sounz loverly, en sweit…
AAWWWWW Ai lyks noo bebeh kittehs. congrr…conga…yippeee to yoo!
wat a cyooot naim! shair pikture plz