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wee nawt eben RESEMBLE wealseys! weaslyes be awl small and lawng!
Nawt weaslyes, bud iz poysin iffen poysin cawses hed splorts!
3-way tie for nawt-second, to wifin a minute, but gascat is teh nawt-second nawt-second. cogratumalasuns.
ican has tiesies for 3 place nawt nawt second @10:01?
wif choklit?
i gibs you mai choklit! iz not safe foar me to drinks when i read yur commints. dey maeks me snarfle wateber iz drinkin!!!
i has hot choklit foar yu tu – wifs marshimellers! butz yu havs ta slurp it slowlee soz not to burn yur mouf! (ssssslurp… ah! ssssssssslurp… ah!)
minerva you is my furebber fwend. nom nom nom,
oh, hai pb, i share my choklit if yoo share yore cheez burgers?
ps – i gibs you all my cheezbugers, too! nom, nom, nom, nom…
ooooh, youze right.
I din’t see taht tyme wen I looks last night. Dunno why.
I offers my sency…. sicncere…. trooly hartfelt apolologies, and profers mug o choklit.
nawt to wurry. i steel feel goofie clayming a tye for the firsty (ooo, is dat a rummbull of thunder i heerz??)
wehn you wuz amay zinc lee classy wif the cat whoo walkz aloan kwote.
i just wanted to whine on dis wun so eyed get moar choklit.
mishun aklomlisheded.
Ohai and conga rat mulations!
Pleez to be yuzin dis spaec fur a publick splort warning!
Deez kittehs verreh kyoot! Pleez to be puttin on yor purtekshun!
De CCC will be bizzee tonite!
An of corse we must dantz for yoo!
Mebbe we culd dress up liek weezuls an slink arownd de room . . .
*weezul weezul weezul, slink slink slink!*
JAZZ PAWS!!!
(Sorry, I culdnt halp mahself. I luvs de Jazz pawz.)
Pop Goez Da Weezles?
*I* wud bee PROWD too bee a Weasley.
/“Not my daughter, you b—h!”
that may be true, but the joke is still funny.if the person who made this lol saw that she/he would not be a happy camper. be positive. live life to the fullest. emphisis on BE POSITIVE.
i haz a responce for gas cat. look for mah name
Hellooo… Hellooo… Hellooo…. Hello!
Kleen-up on isle 3
Yoo is lukkin payl. Duz yoo need sum choklit?
Heer, taek a peec uv choklit an pass wun to yor naybor!
We hav sawft blankeez standeeng bye.
I can has choklit too? I neerly oberdosed frum teh kewt! No chans of hed esplode. I gots mai chrg uhhh rgch uhhh saftee hat awn!
I lubs the Haree Pawtter ref fur Weezlees, too.
Yes, Roody’s Mom – heerz sum niec choklit fur yoo. Yoo feel bedder?
Yer awl niec 2 bees sherrun teh Choklit. Tink meh hed’s feelun kinda s’plodey, tu…hint, hint!
Aw, Luna Kitteh – awl yoo hadta doo wuz ask!
I keeps extry choklits in my pokkits fur just dese sitchyoowayshuns.
Happeh to shayr mah choklits wit yoo! Feelin bedder?
wy, tanks sew mush, gremlin mah fren.. yoor 2 kynde… ai jus myte maik et threw teh hafter nune, nao!!
Ai ar feelin mush bedder… [burp] ooowps..sowwy, gorbled taht down 2 fass… : blush :
Tanks fur the choklit–I feelz much bedder nao!
All dis chawklit ? Iz Perfesser Looopin here passin it out?
reel ole SNL ref????
It’s from Harry Potter. There’s a sort of zombie called a Dementor- if it even gets near you it can just suck the joy out of you. Chocolate is an antidote.
dementorz not lowd in teh ichc cuz dey taek wai teh laffz
ECKSPEKTOW PATROWNUM PLZKTHX
*iz ded frum all deh lawlz*
u all maeks meh so verrreh happeh.
I WUBS PROFESSOR LUPIN!!
Hmmm… do we haz a Stoogez fan heer? Soytinlee…
“Burnt toast and a rotten egg? Whaddya want that for?”
“I gotta tapeworm and that’s good enough for him!”
WOOP woop woop woop woop!
wyy, Ai oughta……….
Nyuk nyuk nyuk
musik man ref – ftw!!11!!
whooosh !!!! datz teh sound ov yer remurk goin obber mi hed…..
two-kitteh….huh?
3 Stooges FTW.
Whoop ! whoop! whoop !
* Eye pokez * * Hed boinkz * * fase slappz *
weezel weezel weezel
duck!
oh hai, pb!
i yam still laffin like a cwazy purson ober yore commentz on teh gotes. i predikt tehre will be a nupdate frum Phillipa d’Beaker, ebil twin ob Phil d’Beeker, frum Paris…
thnx! ai will keep a eye out fur nupdates. so will igor…
potterpotterpotter
WEASLEY! WEASLEY!
http://www.thefifthdistrict.com/potter/
Rofl. Snaaaaaape!
Thas jus skeery. I wilz go lissen to sum Wizard Wrock to scrub my braine. I luvs the Wizard Wrock anyway, now I gotz an excouse!
Tanks qbert, lurved it, an as a rabid Hairy Potter fan, hab neber sene dis wun. Lurved Snape the boggart, and will be singin this fer dayz. SPLORT!
we just drunked ploly juice to look like dem
an weel Stupefy u ifn u keep callin us Weezlees
Woodent taht be stoopy-fi?
this just in
roving repoarter Phillipa d’Beeker here at teh Louvre, preddy close to teh Moanin Leesuh, repoarting live.
As you can see in teh bakground, rumours of teh Skribbulleh (aka Igor) striking agin, aer phhhhvtvvvvvvvtxxxxxssssszzzzzzzzzzzzzztttttttttttt*
*new voice brakes in * We aer sorry to interrupt, but we must break for a word from our sponsurz. When we returnsafteh teh brake, 101 uses of left over yellow tape, red tape and blue ribbon commission ribbon. And…color therapy, how using primary colors can change yore life.
oops, avatar didn’t show up for my nemesis Phil d’Beeker. Here’s the visual she referred to in her report.
pssssst *whispurs* dat reely is teh moanin leesa in teh bakground.
No, is Moanin myrtle.
Pssst… 50 points if you get it thru her nose…
can I haz 3 scoops of butter scotch kittehz please?
wood yU like ‘jimmies’ wiff that?
what be jimmies I not knoz.
Are they delishus and nootrishus?
not really delishus and nootrishus.
Dey be sprinkles!
OK then I puts them on mah dress for firstie danses.
Oh noes I take that back, I will haz them on mah icecreamz instead.
fud on clothez do not want.
I was confusded I read sparklies instud of sprinkles. Guezz it ar tyme fur
another cup o tea
Kitteh behine is doin equiv equa … the bunny ears thing!
yes, kitteh behind vereh mishev…micheiv….up to da trouble! He be trickeh wizerd!
I think hez given a Noogie!
noaw DAT iz a ole SNL ref…..Gilda Radner an Bill Murry….teh Luupinz
Cum on. Witch wun uff u iz Phred and witch wun iz Jorje?
Top rite kitteh iz Phred. Lowerr rite kitteh is Jorje. Kitteh wit “I’m so not reelayted to teaz peeples” is Purrrsy.
But bof of dem has der eeers. Mus be a pikchur frum when dey wuz yung
Hay. Bof of dem is ALIVE! Dat is the part I like. It wuz mean of Teh Rolling to kills off one of der twins! Cum to think of it, she killz off 19 characters in that book. Excess mortality, she haz it!
nkloodn teh prfezr lupin. verrie sad. so mennie ded gud guise.
U gawt tu it beefor me.
Por Purrrsy. Him brudderz onlee playn wif eech uther ntil Mawlee’z nawt lukin.
ROFL, obbviusly rite, cos too on de rite r twinz! Lurve “purrsy”!
An Phred’s teh won whoze alwais starrtin teh misschiffs. Teh rapscallyun!
Dont luk liddle bruvver, its anuther kissin scene. Ewwwww!
Moommm, he’s doin it agin. Mayk him stop doin it.
Kittehs, behayv for your famblee portrate.
Trippel snorgle, commin rite up!
*snorgle*
*snorgle*
*snorgle*
Carree awn.
Ecko
I can has snorgels 3?
ditto
amen.
mai favrit is teh wun undur teh “not”.
extruh snorgle for himz.
*snorgle*
*snorgle*
*snorgle* x2 for extruh kyoot kitteh.
de 1 bein prim n proper iz percy de prefekt (aka perfekt)..fwed & jorje be teh onez mizbeehaven
redheded stepkittehs!
RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTt!!!!!!!!!1
getz teh humur sprite otz ob teh CCC! Repost neez injet…integ…
…boked wif a pointy until imz fulled up.
Ah gotz de scents uv hyoomur rite heer!
We sprayz it.
HA HA HA HA – sowry, I caint halp laffin! I luvs dat stuff.
*sprays into own faec*
BWAAAAAHHHHAAAHHAAAA!
*starts floatin up to ceeling*
ai gotz a qwestshun……..how com, ai hav hardli ebber, maybi jest wunce, seed a repost dat dose trolls be tawlkin about??????? an ai fink ai r a pretty fatheful cheezfren purrsun……an ai nebber seed dis wun befour…..
an ’sides, ebben ifn iz a reposts……wat u onli wantz to heer a sawng wunct ?????
der be a beeuutiful kittehz bak a lawng tyme ago hoo iz deeelited wiff a feffer she haz……wood luv to see dat wun agin……
u guise luk an tellz me ifn shez nawt teh cyutest ov teh awl possibul kittehz….
*finks to self* hope ai does dis linky fing rite….
icanhascheezburger.com/?s=fether
an tdai iz annibersury…..diz wun waz awn Jan 31, lastest yeer !!!
ok dat link noawt so gud……tries agin
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/?s=fether
maybi dis wun….
diz wun is teh gud……..eerr, dat iz teh wun just abov diz wun…..noaw ai iz confusseded…..
*sigh* nuffin nooo der……
but goes an lukz at diz sweeetest kittehz…..wat a fase…..WANT !!!!!
Dunno salleh, ai nebber seed a “repost” eider. Praps teh peeps showtin “repost!!!” is gettin cormfewsed wiv teh voting pages. Oar anudder site. Oar dey are suffrin from delooshuns.
Ob corse cud jus be stoopy a@@wipe trolls hoo jus want to wind us up, too.
hoo can unnerstood teh ebbil braynz ov sum trollz…….hoo wood want to ????
iza fun to hav sumone to jump awn onct ina whil tho…….
ai may hav discobbereded teh reesun fur teh exsistunct ov trollz heer…..
so we kan getz our eggersizes….jumpin awn troollz…..
sumtymes i wunnders if we beez partob a nexperiment- wares that peep dat wanted to studee the ICHC & axked for voluntears? mebbee dese are trolls to test us like mices in a maize.
inturestin idear….affer awl….we teh mostest bestest…site awn teh inturwebbies……teh funniestest, an the niseset…an wun ov teh smartestest….an fur sure teh loviestest…..
maybi syientusts….wants to studi us fur teh anser to whilrd peas……how to maek it so…..
phooo we awlrady figureded dat wun oawt…
we “show u dis kitn ” an ebburywun…fawls dwon an sez “awwwwww”
ta da ! whirld peas
Meeses in a maize? Us? Whal, I nebber!
Wa. . . a . . .al. Der wus dat WUNST . . .
Bak to teh meeses in teh maize. I haz onlee wun commint fur dat.
NOM NOM NOM !!!
I can haz “Mary Poppins” reference?
FAIL
Dat’s fer de “repost’ joik, by deh way
Mah brudders from the same mother
SPLORT!
hed to be splodin’ from delishus wite and poizen orange kittehs.
wats a weigh to go…
Ohai, KimW – de orinj wuns is danjurus!
Wuld yoo liek a sawft blankee? A bit of choklit?
*tuk tuk tuk* – I think yor braynz ar bak in nao.
Pleez to be kayrful owt der – deez kittehs is mitey kyoot!
Ai tink teh CCC will be verreh bizzy todai!
tehy iz way 2 cute–I died be4 i cood splort ! icanhashearse, ’sted ob CCC?
Lemme see, I wuz chekkin de CCC an derz no hearse. We gots scawtch, we gots stuff to repayr hart stringz.
*digs throo bokx*
Diddn’ Mary O or sumwun attach a zamboni to teh CCC at wun poynt? Duz yoo wunt a ried in de zamboni insted uv a hearze?
Sawree, itz de best we culd do. . .
srry, grem’—kitkay no can answer—iz ded….
Grabz kitkay, starts resussitaytin!
Qwik! Sumbuddee halp meh! Kitkay is in mitey bad shayp heer! Ennywun got smellin sawlts?
Or reverberaytors? (I duzzint no wut deze is, but it sownded gud.)
Ringer’s laktate! Stat!
Iz try to halp! Iz gotz a snikers in ma pokets. an a selfone – dats my elect…elex…pluggy in stuffs
*starts teh eye-vee uf teh choclet sause*
Well dun, kittehs!
Wayt, I finks I seez a paw moovin.
Luks liek kitkay owr deer frend is coeming arownd!
*pulls kitkay to her feetz*
Kitkay, lemme taek yoo fur a ried in de zamboni attachment to de CCC. Dat wil maek yoo feel beddur!
*straps on helmut, pulls on dryvink glubbs, slamz it into hi geer!*
O, hai guis!!! *she sez holding her hed up weekly*
that wuz sum powerful and danjeerus cuteageness goin’ on with those 3 “naught weasly’s”!!! I thot I wuz ded–yoo know, an lookin over teh bridge.
*she shudders an tryes to walk a few steps*
Butt U guis didn’t gib up on mii, and it terned out that I was only “mostly dead”. (big diff.), and awl your heroic (and delichus) effortz have pd off an hear I am wiff my cheezfrens agin! w00t!!! *she slaps ebberybuddy high 5’s*
Fanks 4 teh icey-machine ride!!!! *she adjusts helmut an glubbs, and wrappz up inna fuzzy blu blankit* WHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I jus lubs U guis, an so duz yippee!!!)
waow, yoose guize SAVED kitkay!!! A mirracal rite heer, on ICHC!!! Ai is so proud of y’all!
Snatched from teh jawz of deth (nawt Jack, either!) she wuz, Ai seen it wif mai own i’s.
Musta been teh reverberaytors….werks ebbry tyme. Good chob, Gremlin! U is mai heero!
I fort it wuz teh choclet sause – obvusly teh ORUNJ choclet sause?
I wunda if we need 2 add sum maarmalayd to teh CCC 4 teh orunj kitteh kyootness cattus … catas … emerjuncies??
please to send along dr. tinycat when u send teh CCC my wai. ktxbai
*shouts*
Cawling Dr. Tinycat! Cawling Dr. Tinycat!
We may haz meddiccle mergensee on owr pawz . . .
DO NOT DO THIS !!!1111!!!
right click on picher
select “save image as” an put file somewhere
click on saved image to open teh file
enlarge to full screen size
OMG ….. Category 5 CEREBRO-SPLORTAGE DANGER
yew hab been warneded. DO NOT DO IT.
[wanders off to look for stray pieces of braynz from severe headsplort]
[looks around for CCC]
mai hed neerlee splorted frum juss theenkin abaut full-screen-kyootness!!!!
JCH4C! MM! we need halp! man teh CCC and prepair for multipul hed-splodes!
*puff pant puff pant*
Aym nawt Janet but Aym heer to halp!
Heerz a CHRG. OK, heerz a cupple uv duzzin uv dem! Evverybuddee pass them arownd!
Just remember – pleez to be puttin on yor OWN CHRG befoar helpin de purrsun or kitteh next too yoo.
Der’z extry duck tayp to tayp it awn. I rolls owt moar of it an cuts off extry peeces. . . .
oooh fank yoo!! CCC alwais in need uv extruh volunteres.
we has CHRG wif drawin on dem, yes?
:::applyes CHRG (possbly wdoi) and runs to halp hed-splort viktimz:::
oops srry JCH4K. i dun spelded yur naim rong.
iz not weazlies but I snorgles them all anyways!
hai pplz
lol thats great! we not weasleys! yes yuh are!!!!
Um, may I plz haf a peez uf da choklitz? Iz tryn nawt to splortz.
Hey ther, Pouncy!
Why yes, heerz a niec sized peec uv choklit in mah paw, just for yew!
Helps to rebild de brayns when de splorting occurs.
Nawt shur if choklit shud be yused for proffilak . . prlflfl. . . purrtekshun. But hey, letz givit atry!
thx – Is feellin much betters naw…unlezz I luks at da pixturs agin
Mebbe we needs speschul splort-protekshun sunglazzes. Sorta liek de wuns dat purrteks us frum de “UV” rays.
Wun payr uf speschul ICHC (trademark symbol) edition Splort-Purrtekshun (Splort-Purr fur short) sunglasses, coeming rite up!
Why, Pouncy, yoo luks so cool in doze Splort-Purr glazzes! Soon AWL de kittehs will be wunting dem.
We needs Patronuses specifikly formuladed fur de kewtness!
Iz purty neet! *luks round* I finks dey mite halp wit da splortz purrtekshun, but holee kow! kewtness mite nawt haff a kure.
I share demz wif ennybudy hoo needz dem too!!
~0-0~
heer ya go! Splortz reesistenz glasses! (reesistenz nawt reepellent)
ai LUVZ yer glasses…imaj…….kan ai borry it ???? ai warez glasses awl teh tyme,….be nise wai to say …iz Salleh
Dis is troo, dey iz not Ron Weasleys, dey iz Rupert Grintz!
Yoo know… de actur, from Ing-land?
ok, ok, not weasleys…..if u sai so.
i will lurves yuse and sqeezes yuse and calls yuse GINJERS.
Ginger kittehs you rule….
Ginger Kittehs……… that sounds liek a cookie!
mebbee kookies kan b in da CCC tooo?
Um, dey’ll go grayt wif de skotch!
Skotch an Ginger – sownds liek a dantz number cummin up!
Frum teh Trayder Jo’s!
http://cgi.ebay.com/Trader-Joes-Low-Fat-Ginger-Cats-Cookies-16-Oz_W0QQitemZ220158921878QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting
i really LOL’d! this was a great one! i’m so happy, i forgot to post in lol-speak! and just browsing some of the comments! delightful!
Ai lurves teh marmy laid kittehs, wit teh peenky noseys…. n’ ai has ta sai… teh poorplie de… dhu…div.. cowshe tingy es kynda syco-delicle, 2… awlthow et woodnut werk wit mai dekore..
Luna Kitteh – FINALEE finded a post ov yrs wear eye cud reepli 2u… nermalee jus’ lerk, butt eye wuz all “WTF!?” wen eye seed yr naym cuz eye yoosta hab a kitteh naymd Luna (butts sumtymes wee kalder ‘pisswhisker’). Wee wuz hur furever home fur 19 yeers. Hur leevd us fore yeers agoo (10 dais b4 hamblister leevd us, watt wuz 10 dais b4 my fadder leevd us, butt dats an udder storee). Aneewaiz, eye seed yr naym an it maid me fink ov happi tymes wif mai Luna. Tenks yuze 4 dat. Sry 2 go all OT. ey go now – my eyezez r swetting, dripees on keebord NG.
Awwww…Woozled, u maed mah eyes awl swettee.
I’m sowy hao awl dat saddness camed to u awl at once. Iz bery hard to deel wif unner normal condishuns, but iz extra hard wen teh sads pile on tops ov eech odder.
{{{{{{{{{{Woozled}}}}}}}}}}
yeppo….too miny trubuls at wunt= YIKES !!
top kittah sez: oopsie
middle kittah sez: ow u slob, keep ur paws awf moi
Nooooez, da hed-splort pweshur izz gittin atcha, Kiti2.
mid kitteh sez, “He ain’t hevvee. Eez mah bwuvver!”
Pwawblems, tawp kitteh hazzem. Pawz hertz.
Snuzzies an snorgles, ‘ee needzem, yess!
((begins sawf sawf pawz-’eelin danz, wif sawfin-ness harpz ‘arppin. Shhhhh. ‘ere Pouncy, danz wif me, an u2 kittey2, an Luna, Barboid, Gremlin (too free for sex no! Fie sex seben) oooo Mrrphh 4gott deh danz
I is lorst adn lorn. Wut is splort? Izn’t sploding. Izn’t teers. Duzn’t seem 2B iky. So wut iz splort?
“Splort” is teh sownd of teh braynes splodin owt of teh hed when kyootness is too grate.
Kan be remedied by taypin on a chicken hed rubber gluv (CGRG) usin ductaype – this contaynes teh braynes.
Chocklit, floofy blankees and uther remedies are awl on teh Cyootness Crash Cart (CCC), which GREMLIN has been manning wif hyooj effishunsee tihs ebening, and our willin meddycul staff will scoops up yur braynes in a helpfilled manner an pop tehm bak in yore hed if yew are not kwick enuff in puttin on yoar CHRG.
Hope tihs maykes it moar clearer.
Kthx!
Mai appologies.
Ai canot spel CHRG.
Mai inconsistencees, let me show yew tehm!
hmmm. I wantz to luk up CHRG on teh googul innerwebs, but i dont knows how to spell it.
enny sujeschuns?
Sumtymes dere are urly warning signs ub teh splort. Yew look at a picher an it is sooooo kewt an yew begin to feels teh pressure build up in yer head. You begin to hab thots like “oooh look at the pink nose and the ears sticking straight up and ….”
Next fing you noes, splort! Den needs to calm down. Soft blanky, chawklit, mebbe singulmalt scotchwisky, an sumwun to collect yer braynz and put tehm back in. The medstaff hier has much win and awsum.
an fink ov tax retrunz qwik !!!
Oh noes – ai fort abowt tax returns too mush, an nao ai has teh heddake an teh sikky feelin – ai can has sum of dat singulmalt awn teh CCC to make me feel bedder?
Why yew, uv korse, SJ.
Der wuz . . . hmm . . . menneh kinds uv singulmalt. Yoo piks whut yoo lieks! I hands yoo de bottel.
But sumtiems teh pikchoors is so full of teh kewt dat dere is no warnin… juss SPLORT! as soon as joo sees teh sweet behbeh kitteh. Dat is wai ai rekummend wearin yer CHRG (wdoi) at all times when vyooing ICHC.
oar a PPH-poynty partee hat leftober frum the annibersaree ob ICHC.
tawp gibben meez wabbit eers 4 ta pitcher.
THIS IS VERY CLEVER
cute cute cute!!!
singz “Weezly iz our keeng” anywayz ;P
Treble cuteness
(Sigh)
Eet culd hev been wurse . . .
At leest it wuzzint a quartet!
I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO don’t get this one.
Iz simpul Harry Potter reference!
HELP ME! teh dementorez ar aftah meh chokolet
weasleys r cewl
PIEZ R YUMZ!
of corsh not. *whishpers to frend dat dey are* hoo said dat?
I luv teh Weasleys! And I luv teh kittehs!