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wee nawt eben RESEMBLE wealseys! weaslyes be awl small and lawng!
Nawt weaslyes, bud iz poysin iffen poysin cawses hed splorts!
3-way tie for nawt-second, to wifin a minute, but gascat is teh nawt-second nawt-second. cogratumalasuns.
ican has tiesies for 3 place nawt nawt second @10:01?
wif choklit?
i gibs you mai choklit! iz not safe foar me to drinks when i read yur commints. dey maeks me snarfle wateber iz drinkin!!!
i has hot choklit foar yu tu - wifs marshimellers! butz yu havs ta slurp it slowlee soz not to burn yur mouf! (ssssslurp… ah! ssssssssslurp… ah!)
minerva you is my furebber fwend. nom nom nom,
oh, hai pb, i share my choklit if yoo share yore cheez burgers?
ps - i gibs you all my cheezbugers, too! nom, nom, nom, nom…
ooooh, youze right.
I din’t see taht tyme wen I looks last night. Dunno why.
I offers my sency…. sicncere…. trooly hartfelt apolologies, and profers mug o choklit.
nawt to wurry. i steel feel goofie clayming a tye for the firsty (ooo, is dat a rummbull of thunder i heerz??)
wehn you wuz amay zinc lee classy wif the cat whoo walkz aloan kwote.
i just wanted to whine on dis wun so eyed get moar choklit.
mishun aklomlisheded.
Ohai and conga rat mulations!
Pleez to be yuzin dis spaec fur a publick splort warning!
Deez kittehs verreh kyoot! Pleez to be puttin on yor purtekshun!
De CCC will be bizzee tonite!
An of corse we must dantz for yoo!
Mebbe we culd dress up liek weezuls an slink arownd de room . . .
*weezul weezul weezul, slink slink slink!*
JAZZ PAWS!!!
(Sorry, I culdnt halp mahself. I luvs de Jazz pawz.)
Pop Goez Da Weezles?
*I* wud bee PROWD too bee a Weasley.
/“Not my daughter, you b—h!”
Hellooo… Hellooo… Hellooo…. Hello!
Kleen-up on isle 3
Yoo is lukkin payl. Duz yoo need sum choklit?
Heer, taek a peec uv choklit an pass wun to yor naybor!
We hav sawft blankeez standeeng bye.
I can has choklit too? I neerly oberdosed frum teh kewt! No chans of hed esplode. I gots mai chrg uhhh rgch uhhh saftee hat awn!
I lubs the Haree Pawtter ref fur Weezlees, too.
Yes, Roody’s Mom - heerz sum niec choklit fur yoo. Yoo feel bedder?
Yer awl niec 2 bees sherrun teh Choklit. Tink meh hed’s feelun kinda s’plodey, tu…hint, hint!
Aw, Luna Kitteh - awl yoo hadta doo wuz ask!
I keeps extry choklits in my pokkits fur just dese sitchyoowayshuns.
Happeh to shayr mah choklits wit yoo! Feelin bedder?
wy, tanks sew mush, gremlin mah fren.. yoor 2 kynde… ai jus myte maik et threw teh hafter nune, nao!!
Ai ar feelin mush bedder… [burp] ooowps..sowwy, gorbled taht down 2 fass… : blush :
Tanks fur the choklit–I feelz much bedder nao!
All dis chawklit ? Iz Perfesser Looopin here passin it out?
reel ole SNL ref????
It’s from Harry Potter. There’s a sort of zombie called a Dementor- if it even gets near you it can just suck the joy out of you. Chocolate is an antidote.
dementorz not lowd in teh ichc cuz dey taek wai teh laffz
ECKSPEKTOW PATROWNUM PLZKTHX
*iz ded frum all deh lawlz*
u all maeks meh so verrreh happeh.
I WUBS PROFESSOR LUPIN!!
Hmmm… do we haz a Stoogez fan heer? Soytinlee…
“Burnt toast and a rotten egg? Whaddya want that for?”
“I gotta tapeworm and that’s good enough for him!”
WOOP woop woop woop woop!
wyy, Ai oughta……….
Nyuk nyuk nyuk
musik man ref - ftw!!11!!
whooosh !!!! datz teh sound ov yer remurk goin obber mi hed…..
two-kitteh….huh?
3 Stooges FTW.
Whoop ! whoop! whoop !
* Eye pokez * * Hed boinkz * * fase slappz *
weezel weezel weezel
duck!
oh hai, pb!
i yam still laffin like a cwazy purson ober yore commentz on teh gotes. i predikt tehre will be a nupdate frum Phillipa d’Beaker, ebil twin ob Phil d’Beeker, frum Paris…
thnx! ai will keep a eye out fur nupdates. so will igor…
potterpotterpotter
WEASLEY! WEASLEY!
http://www.thefifthdistrict.com/potter/
Rofl. Snaaaaaape!
Thas jus skeery. I wilz go lissen to sum Wizard Wrock to scrub my braine. I luvs the Wizard Wrock anyway, now I gotz an excouse!
Tanks qbert, lurved it, an as a rabid Hairy Potter fan, hab neber sene dis wun. Lurved Snape the boggart, and will be singin this fer dayz. SPLORT!
we just drunked ploly juice to look like dem
an weel Stupefy u ifn u keep callin us Weezlees
Woodent taht be stoopy-fi?
this just in
roving repoarter Phillipa d’Beeker here at teh Louvre, preddy close to teh Moanin Leesuh, repoarting live.
As you can see in teh bakground, rumours of teh Skribbulleh (aka Igor) striking agin, aer phhhhvtvvvvvvvtxxxxxssssszzzzzzzzzzzzzztttttttttttt*
*new voice brakes in * We aer sorry to interrupt, but we must break for a word from our sponsurz. When we returnsafteh teh brake, 101 uses of left over yellow tape, red tape and blue ribbon commission ribbon. And…color therapy, how using primary colors can change yore life.
oops, avatar didn’t show up for my nemesis Phil d’Beeker. Here’s the visual she referred to in her report.
pssssst *whispurs* dat reely is teh moanin leesa in teh bakground.
No, is Moanin myrtle.
Pssst… 50 points if you get it thru her nose…
can I haz 3 scoops of butter scotch kittehz please?
wood yU like ‘jimmies’ wiff that?
what be jimmies I not knoz.
Are they delishus and nootrishus?
not really delishus and nootrishus.
Dey be sprinkles!
OK then I puts them on mah dress for firstie danses.
Oh noes I take that back, I will haz them on mah icecreamz instead.
fud on clothez do not want.
I was confusded I read sparklies instud of sprinkles. Guezz it ar tyme fur
another cup o tea
Kitteh behine is doin equiv equa … the bunny ears thing!
yes, kitteh behind vereh mishev…micheiv….up to da trouble! He be trickeh wizerd!
I think hez given a Noogie!
noaw DAT iz a ole SNL ref…..Gilda Radner an Bill Murry….teh Luupinz
Cum on. Witch wun uff u iz Phred and witch wun iz Jorje?
Top rite kitteh iz Phred. Lowerr rite kitteh is Jorje. Kitteh wit “I’m so not reelayted to teaz peeples” is Purrrsy.