son, iz time u knew…
…unkul zack iz mor den ur unkul
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Why you say that, mommeh?
“I’m sorry you had to find out like this… I feel like such an ass”
Sweet Zebas
I love punnery!
git thee 2 a punnery!
enough punishment
barely-contained coffee splortle…what a way to start the morning!!
OMG, Aym laffin so hard! Stend, yoo da phunnee! We’re dyin owt heer, just dyin!
lawl nyce.
yay fer nawt sekund!!!
ennee pertikyoolar dans yoo’d liek?
Up-ohs. Dat pour lil zebradonk. Or iz it donkebra?
Izzn it tekniklee a mule?
mebbe a zule
Zuul?
keymaster?
there iz no Dana; only zuul….
noooo
myool iz mare X jack, teknikklee
das a zonkee
an deh bad boi wha do da dei cals im a zonKER
hehehe
Ees aktulee a zedonk. Poor hybreedz.
If Daddy wuz da zebwa, iz a zedonk!
If Mummee da zebwa, iz a donkra?
I just liek to say zeedonk!
Almos looks liek an okapi, dunnit?
maybe de zeedonk is an okapi (lol)cat
LOL im likin teh zeedonk too!!
muchly fun for to say.
zeedonk = FTW
noes. defnatly a debra =]
it is a zonkey i saw it in a science book
A Zonkee?
gesundheit.
haf a tishoo.
terrify tissue? U horse-y animules iz so cccuuuuuteeee!!!!
Zedonk I fink.
Congrukulishuns on you are nawt sekknd! Which danse will you be doin?
Iz such theeng az zebra dans?
Hmmm, maybee itz a STRIPE-tease….
We can has stripe-teeze in teh nautty barn?
dat be short danse as one yung gy is nekkid and Daniel Craig is onlee wearin speedos
and dere is not enough money in the world to pay people to luk at me nekkid
hum. troo. Yew makes a gud poynt, Shera. Mebbe we can jus hassa dance in teh notty barn, ai finks mebbe teh yung nekkid gai an Daniel Craig mit b gettig lonlee in dere by theyselfs.
kitteh sneeks out fum unner da bed……….. sneeks into da libbing rooom ……….. throws arms out wide, dooing a mean shimmey singing
shimmee shimmee coco puffs
dat wuz enuf……… runs bak unner da bed paniky
synce YNG iz already N, he kin nawt dance, cuz he needz to bee finishing mai ironin innyway.
Tawk of sum yung gai makkin me hungree.. goin for chyneese.. BRB
Gess what- Tehy iz not by tehyselfs…
Howsomevver, Iz not 1 too be greedy… Plz 2 come in, an may teh ironin begin!!
BTW – Impres, imprez.. fantastik shimmee lil kitteh
Hey, wherdya go???
odear, Shera ai wanned to aploo…aplaw…apo…sai “sowwee” ‘cuz I posteed teh commint, den I wen up teh street to teh cawffeeshawp, and ai satted dawn wit teh cawffee…and ai realiseed dat mai commint mit be kanstrewed as beeng a bittle lit eensulting to yew and i went “gasp ohno” in teh cawffeeshawp, Ai fink cheezpeeps unnerstanz dat ai ment dat yew were mayking a good poynt aboot teh stripe-tease beeng short an nawt aboot yew beeng nekkids, but ai steel felt badz n wanted to mayke shure dere wuz no confucions, esp cuz ai caym bak nao an ai see dat yew did nawt mayke anudder commint
embrassmint, ai haz it.
Aw…dat sad….
Bootawn, dat verreh sweet ub u. I noes how u feels bowt teh “boot in mouf” problum, LOL!
Dis remines me ub sumtin, tho.
My mommeh is plump. She is verreh byootiful , wif red hair an green eyes an vereh sweet an passhunut.
One time an artist wunted too paint her. Her sistur said, u meen Brenda? Not Joy? (My mom’s sistur’s friend)
Dat made meh verreh, verreh angrre. She assumed onlee because mom wuz plumper dan joy dat joy wus more byootifull an paintubull. Corse, artist wunted mah mom. My mom not boddured in teh leeest. Her has verreh good self esteem.
My dear SJ…..dere are MANY MANY fine, fine men out dere dat you would be surprised to find have great admirurments fur ur figyur.
O ai noes, ai has to beat them awf wiv stiks ebery day. But ai fink you meant Shera!
Wud yoo liek to borrow teh pitchfork yoo gve mee??
Janet, ai is NEBER wivout mai pitchfork. Ai wuz in teh Girl Gides an owr motto wuz “be prepared”, so ai always is. But u cannawt beat teh fine, fine men wiv teh pitchfork becaws u nebber no, u mite need tehm later and tehy is no good if fulla holes.
(pee ess – fine men admirin mai figger – mai fantasy life, let me show u it)
pee pee ess – Janet shouldn’t u be in bed? It is mornin heer (nawt that you’d no, teh wether is so grim it is barely light owt) so must be middul of nite for u? U is at wild an crazee awl-nite partee perhaps?
Ah tinkz awl teh laydeez on heer are teh sechsee, ib onlee kawz U awl haz teh guid sens ob humor and purrsonalitee.
Goood morning, SJ. Yes, it wuz teh middul ov the nite – ai had a couple ov fone calls ai needed to maek Eurp. Teim zonez can bee teh trubblsom. An ai cudn’t resist taeking a qwik peek heer – tho taht can bee dedlee!!! Hard to doo just a qwik peek.
An paws – yoo hav got to bee wun ov teh nicest peepl awn teh fayce ov teh urth. Ar yoo shur yoo ar a hyooman mail????
Rememberz, ai am awnlee moastlee gone!
Jst chekd; definitlee mayle!
Yoo ALLWAIZ maek mee laff – an ar maekin it moar hard to go! But go ai must. Ai giv yoo beeg smoochie awn the cheek (teh wun awn yur fayce. ov corse)
Bootsawn-
I neber did tink that the comment was about me. But I hab maed comments that hab been taken the wrong way befor.
Mai mind is almost awlwais in the notty barn, so th3 NYG is neber lonely.
U sez “Mai mind is almost awlwais in the notty barn” leik daht R a bad ting Shera!
An dont furgit – wif de majik uv de innertoobs, heer we is awl az beyootifful az we wuntz to be!
Mah eyz is gud. Yor soles is whut I see.
An dey be *SHINING*!
n we is allz berry yung too……….
Sweet littul Zonkey!! Awwww!!!
Luv Zonkey… nevah ment to beeee
supremes reference FTW !!! +10
doze strypez tellz teh storeez…
stoopy Z-bra sez: I can haz DNA paternity test?
next on jerry springger….
who yo bahbee daddee….
My dady gave me deez socks for ma birthday
Do yoo lyk dems?
Sweethart, stripey sox are sooooo 80s….flashdans flashbak.
’sides, how U gonna fit dose tow-socks wif tin toes whin U onlee gots too?
itsh a zonky!!!!!!!!!
(zebra+donkey)
fishykitty
u shure iz nawt a zurro? ai allas thowt teh sholder strypes ment eet wuz burro!
Looks like the mark of Zorro
Ai tink shoulder stripes maek id Sicilian DOnkee. Maeks a cross, down baek an ober shoulders…izza ledgen dis iz donkee of tayipe dat carreed Jesus
i don’t know if the sicilian donkey thing is a joke or not
means syrian donkey I tink
nebber trust a Sis-sillyun when deth iz on the line!
princess bride?
Betta unkul daddee than funnee unkul….
Funnee unkul??? DO NOT WANT!
un-kool. Toe-tally.
NOOO funny unkels. No no no dey EEEEEVUL.
Chenging subjeck … for beter …
duz zonkeys or zasses TAWK? Not like MrEd, but duz dey Bocaleyes?
Cuz, donkees Haw hee, and Zeebahs dun say no noize.
wall, zebraz kinda poip! poip! poip! sumtymez…iffen u seed teh moovee Lion King dey gettid teh zebra noyz ryte. maybee teh zonkey sez hee-poip! or poip-haw!
wow, dis a misstree!
I hers mahbah teh leg warmahs ’s cuming bak n stile, tis lil un pull tem off gud.
or maybe zubas pants
I gives you da tastee cheezburgers for zubas ref!
I hads 2 pair
I has 3 aces … FTW!!
Sowns liek we gotta full hows!
Li’l Lolzonky (thanx gascat!) is so kyoot … is rilly rockin thos leggins an that mohawk! Maeks him look kinda punk, akshooly …. Lolpunkzonky? Whatever…
yeah! ware can i get a costoom liek taht for mardi gras?
Him does look like de ultimate 80’s creature. Himz wantz hiz MTV.
We haz to muve dese refrigerators,
We haz to muve dese culur TVs
Munnees fur nuthinz, an chicks fur free.
*asplots*
*passes out*
God is a comedian performing for an audience that is afraid to laugh.
Ai laik dat….muz remember dat. Chesterton sed Satan fell frum tu mush grabbitee.
but I must credit Francois Marie Arouet (Voltaire) with that quote, I just thought it fit the picture.
& because he couldn’t laugh. not enough levity to counteract gravity (unlike, say, ed wynn?).
we lub to laff….hee hee hee haw!
long and loud and clear
oops–forgot to close tag. only the “&” was supposed to be italic! & hee haw back, falco! nice segue!
gee, are-dee, yU nit teh nayle on teh hed!! I alway think that everyfing in lyfe boyles down 2 irony sumehow; it’s like God created a big riddle for us to solve here, and that teh joke iz that fings are seldom whut they seam. Lesson learned: doan take ennyfing 2 seriosly, bekuz chances R that whut wii bleev is knot whut is rlly teh hole truef. Relax. Have phun peez!
God lurves us an wantz us to lol!
De sownd uv owr laffter an happiness. . . is sweet mewsik to de eers uv God.
LOLZONKEY!
does not matter if it are lolzonkey or lolzurro. donkey and burro is same ting.
it are cutes…
wurd.
Well I didn’t make a complete ass of myself
New Disney sequel to Happy Feet — Crazy Legs
It is obviously a Zule (Zebra + Mule)… Vinz Clortho the Keymaster will be pleased.
Zulol?
Ghostbusters ref FTW!!!!
hoo ya gonna cawl?
Ghost lolsters?
Mule is cross of horse and burro-is sterile 99% of time.
Dis bebbe is soooo cute! Do Want
Ma, i already knows. All kids at skool laff at me. Den, they takes my lunchmunny. But iz okk, i lub you, now I can has icecream?
it hapenz in de best of famlees…
thanx Captain Obveous…
Maury sez… he defenately IS d father!
I needz soft blankee for overdoz of kyootnesses. Teh babee, teh mommee, teh daddeezeba. Awwww.
Alehkitteh, JCH4K is vaycashuning, so back-up crew a lil slo. Heer is sawft blanket from CCC. Gaze at teh babee, mom and daddeezeba wif care and use dis CHRG wdoi fur enee similerlee kyoot picchurs. Ssssslerrrrk! taek dis stretch ob ductaype, too.
I can has love affair?
nun ob yer busy-ness.
aww, they were jus’ horse-N aroun’ !
i can has burth kntrol?
“NOOOOOOO!”
He cans get u across teh Savannah an also daown into teh Grand Canyun.
zebra sez: it wuz dark, ai dind kno she not stripey, not mai foalt she runz wit teh wyld syde.
in dark, awl equids are grey
not suer that makes the leap away from felines well
Once you have stripez, you never go back.
I hate when mai ass gets da tan lynes
U iz silly, Mr. W.!
yup, eet’s what i bring to the ichc table
nom, nom, nom…
Mr. W, u getz stripy tanz lynes?
iz dis be a cling-0n ting?
SNORK! (spews tee allover moniter)
Iz nyu hi-tekky hybrid wit teh UPC cohd onna it.
mule-cell teknawledgey
fff-ff-fff
i iz lfmt ! (laffin froo my teef)
nebber metamulecell i dint leik
Wutt??? Dis wus supposed to go under Bootawn’s comment!!
and now it is.
Pleh.
Wurd Press, I shake my hoof at u.
SOON.
swich its gwackamolee wif wasabi. den it shall pay.
“OH HAI,
I…AM YR FATHER…”
“nooooooooooooees!”
Don’t fite it. Come over to teh stripey side.
… n ur ant kelly is mor den ur ant!!
Wer u buy urs stey-aps, yong leidi?
Where did you get this picture? It’s so cool. Plz tell me where you got it.
HILARIOUS.
i don’t get it
Also, son, u need to kno u r a grrl. No chang name tho, u r still “bobbie” but with “ie” not “y”. Since u no can rite, is no problem.
RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTTt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
So wrong!!1!
It’s a zebronkey!
Correct term is Zedonk.
http://www.lovelongears.com/zorse.html
Ai finded artikle bout donkee zebra bebbies!
Zebras and Zebra Hybrids
“Zebra hybrid is an all-encompassing term for a zebra crossed on any other equine. The term Zorse is to used to describe the cross of a zebras stallion to a horse mare. Other terms seen are Zebroid, Zony (zebra x Pony) or Zeony.
Zebra -donkey crosses are termed Zebroid, Zebrass, or Ze-donk.”
I can’t wait to see her brother..
Zuke, -I- am your father….
is not okapi… is photo-shooped?
NO.
i dont get that….was i suposed to?..
lawl… the mom is saying that the kids unkul is MORE then hiz unkul.. it meanz his unkul iz alzo hiz dad
Mewlegginz?