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I lubs da noo jacuzzi buffet
And I was thinking the other hole was so the cat never had to move ever again
Noooo, wordpress be eatin my comment! (– Out In–>
Maibee we dans 2 Handel’s wawtur mewsic?
ai noe, ai noe - ai’m going. Just cudn’t resist - wawtur music - grate idea. an since kitteh is in waht cud bee a liddle boat - wai not a boating partee on the river - wif firewerks??
Mix teh idees; haz sink-ron-eyezd swimminz and wawtur skeeing, tehn finush off wit bawlroom dansin on an oshin lynir?
A waterside supper wif riparian entertainments!
hyacinth?! wut aer yooo doing here??? (drops tea cup and kwikly hidez)
dat sownds lyke a wunnerfull ideer, JCH4K. wut tyme teh bote leevs?
If J4K is in charge of bote leeving time, bote will never leev!
(Just kidding u, J4K. Kid=Love)
Now u leeve, kid! We cannot miss u if u donot goes away!
i misses her awready.
erm…ai has bin berry bizzy n unaybul to attend to mah ICHC needz fer a fyoo days…so ai has kleerlee misseded sum fing.
ai can has ecksplanayshun plz? ware JCH4K goin?
i fink she’z runnin away frum home. she wuz singing “nobody lobs me, eberybodee haytes me i’z gunna eet sum wurms”
Wheyr iz Jch4k nawt goin!? She sez Naples, Fl, and She kago, and Ireland…
i dunno. time for idol spekulashun? hmmmmm
Ah kant remembut teh cap, but she sez daht yesturdai. Iz nawt spekUlayshun!
Oh noes! Who do all JCH4K jawbs. We havta divyd eberting up. Welkuming Comentz, Stern tawking tu teh trollz, Qweshtuns abowt cheezfrenz kittehs, Koreawgrafing dances…. There be so much tu do! I will keep mai iiis awn Princess Mu Meadow an keep teh beeg pikchur window cleen an shinee for awl teh recoberee ward vizitorz. N Ejwun els wanna help?
id be honered to halp wif da weljuming comentz
ooh ooh!
*hand waving frantically*
ken ai has teh “stern tawking to teh trollz” jawb? ai ken tawk berry sturnlee to teh stoopy trollz!
I wil triy tu be moar helpful wit de CCC an de recubbery uv kyoot viktims.
Donot think I am caypawbul uv chorek . . . choc . . makin up de dantzin rooteenz an costuems.
De beeg opening dantz number wif de letuss caps an radish flower/garnishes an Buzzbee Berklee type moovs wit de shoppink kartz wuz spektakyular! Am nawt able to do dat. Nawt dat talented, I’m afrayd.
But I wil help wif de CCC an splortings an CHRGs an stuff.
I can has munneez to purchuss menneh moar CHRGs an skawtch an stuffs?
oh HAI thisncat…..habbent seed u fur a whil…….nic to see u agin……let’z see…..Janetz chors….hummmm …..ai fink ai cood tawlk to teh troollz hoo mai tri to darkun our dorz….
but we gonna misses our Janet !!!!! iz onli cause she iz gonna be ofn a journey ov frenz an funz dat maekz it ok……
ai noes shez leevin awn Sun……so we gotz her onct ina whil till den…….
WWWWWAAAAAAAA no Janet……..*sniff*
Ah is projuicer, nawt corryografer!
Handels Firewater muzzik…az one store had it ware dey combine Handels Water Muzik wid Royal Fireworks muzzik
too ob my most fayvrit peeses ob myoosik EBBER. butt ai nebber herd it cawled “Firewater Myoosik.” dats funnee.
De udder naem fur it is Handel’s kirschwasser, uv korse . . .
Handel’s cherry water!?
Oh, Janet…..I not has teh time too reed evverything on theese threds…I is WAAAAYYY behind…
but I just wanted to say: U always has teh moas wunnerful creeative ideas !!
Y me butt always wet when I eat?
Dis called eatin’ In
teh comfirt ob mai oan hoam, i haz it
Waht U meen; dhis hole 4 drinkiez!? Drinkiez cum frawm humon’z beeg littr bawx!
sit in da fuuhd u dhummy
So no hole for water?
Better setup:
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o o o
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Kitteh goez in middul. One hol 4 kibbul, one 4 gushiefud, one 4 watr, one 4 cheezburger.
An middul hol rotaits
Boo leading spaces. Top an bottum hols supposta be in lain wif middul. Laik plus sain.
iz vry gud setup.
in mah orfiss we can has rollie chayres. iz vry convenyent. nao all we needs iz teh cheezbergerbowl….
killer kitteh kitchenette!
Or speshul kitteh smorgas .. uh - snorgabor.. uh - catferteria!!
I can has clean butt?
bidet kitteh
Itty bidet kitteh?
*heddesk*
u mayd me splort!
thass wut teh bidet’z foar
um…ew. hee hee!
bebbeh tabbee sits in hurr hi-chayr, lerning abowt big-gurll fud.
kitteh, no swiming aftur eeting! or in dis case, wile eeting!
wut u meen tummy craps?
Oh luk, a 2-seeter!
Mus be a sportskar . . .
Maibee a sports kit kar?
Wun seet fur meh!
Wun seet fur mah hunneh!
Vroom! Letz go fur a ried!
KITT frum nyte ryder?
KITT haz lazur. KITTeh duz too.
KITT haz lazur. KITTeh haz lazur too.
KITT haz ebil twin kawld KARR; U can haz ebil twin too.
Iffen u are old enuff, or lived in a really rural area, a 2 seeter is a delux owthouse.
ok, so tell mee dis: fur wut wud yoo need a 2-seeter owt howse? doo yoo reelee want to bee or hav kumpnee wen ur in dere? ai meen reelee, ew…
I dunno. Me neither.
Lolzz
What a cute bebbeh kitteh, I needs my CHRG, this luks lyke a CCC emurgency.
Othr side littr - in one end, out the othr.
LOL ai wuz finkin ob Inbox n Outbox.
y iz meh butt wet?!?!