Angelina kitteh
noze the importance of adopshun
Wheres teh Brad?
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Gets to cuddle wid Brad kitteh, too
b0rg like presishun rools!
conCat true lacing.
Angels come in all manner of appearances: sometimes look like hyooman, sometimes like kittehs, sometime like birds and butterflies. We all has a guardian angel; I think mine usually has de whiskers.
LOLZ!!! ainjilz wif wiskerz iz teh bestest!
I hope mine has de wiskers I got four of dem
lottsa wisskers n floofee orinj be heben fur me I hopez!
I has 2 buddees jus lyke dese guyz waitin for meh on teh rainbow brij– mai goggeh Max hoo was a red dauschund like teh bebeh goggie, an his frend OJ, an orinj kitteh. OJ thot becuz dey wuz bof orinj, dey wuz relaetd.
Teh orinj wuns has to stick togethur!
dats soo sweet
mai floofee orinj charliecat’s bebe was a littel bwown & white 1/2 burmese 1/2 albino siamese kitteh (was teh breeding accident which was why we soo lucky to getz him) dat he luffed to no end. Would gibs uz teh dirty lookz wen we sometimz scold Ezra fur misbehavin! “I can yellz at him, use noe can”
angelina kitty curses her lack of opposable thumbs AND bee stung lips.
Teh purrfekt imaj uv Whirled Pees.
less send dis to stoopy merikan Prezadint, n to Izrayl & Palestyne, n to Kenya, n to Darfur, n to awl gang leedurs ebbryware, n to gun maykers ebbryware.
DEMANNED WHIRLED PEAS NAO!
ahhhhh. . dere’s noh plaze like forebber homes.
I jes get reskew bunneh. Bunneh iz happeh too bee owt ub da sheltrr, runnnin now, an jumpin. Now I be Drizzle’s and Phoebe’s mom
yoz gud people drisslesmom. i lubs da bunnies, but mi animals don’t!
Me toooo! I has shelter-bunneh.
Stoopy peepls got her as bebeh easterbunned an wen she growd up dey dumpt her inna park!
Naow she is Qween uv mai apartment an has lots uv warms an crunchigreens, and she showz her luvs by givin me nosebonks an eatin mai billz.
Verrah gud two get reskewbunneh. Am feeling sad fur awl bunnehs whoo get dumpt bai teh stoopy peepls. Eyem glad yore reskew bunneh haz a nise plais to be Qween. Tehy hunneh bunnehs.
An if a bunneh eetz yer bills, joo duzn’t has to pay dem. Is teh law.
Dis law make me bery happie.
Whut if mai bunneh eated a rejekshun lettr - I can has job?
.V
dat’s supposd to be bunneh winkin at teh miss dawn
Tank yu, mary o! Is verreh sweet bunneh.
Whih contry dis wun be from?
puppeh new guinea
or puppehguay?
Guatemutta?
Muttskow, Russia
Arfghanistan!
Plutoh, SolarSystem
Dominicnom Repup lick aka Dominlolkan RePug lik
Catmandu?
Sleepy an Bashful?
Aw, waitz. Demz de sebben dwarfs, nawt cuntreez. So sawree!
Awwwzerbaiijan . . .
Little Rott…. Barkansas
Labrador… oh wait a minute that’s already both… doh!
no, no, no…
Chihuahua, Mexico!
Mexico not a relie, relib, er reglerly ethical contry to dop fum. Sadly. Lotta pore kids an be gud if dey do it rite.
3 . . .2 . . .1 . . .
DOG NOOGIEEE!!!!!!!
pleese unnerstand . . . teh onlee ting ai cud cum up wit tu say was a quote frum “get fuzzy”, there ees no bad intent een mai post wutsoever, kindly take back yur wun burger.
Ai lubs teh Get Fuzee, tho I wud not have rekkonized teh quote if u had nawt said.
I gibs you 5 Burgrs. I sees dat teh trolls hab bin nommin burgrs agin…*sigh* Tehy is always hungree.
Get Fuzzy — FTW. I lurvez Satchel.
yis ai reely lyked a recent strip in which satchel ees mayking a ist of what is and is nawt fud, an he sez, ” while only 11% of household items are food, 35% are in fact, edible”
I lurves Get Fuzzy tew! A coupel yeers back, awn Easteer Sondai, dare was a strip ware Bucky the kat breengs hoam a fren. He (the gest cat) sed “mai name is Lego, oar, as my master cawls me: Get orff the $$#% counter!!”
The nite befoar, ower cat, Hacker, had brot home a fren .. Hacker and this orinj poysin kitteh were sitting on the back porch. Orinj poysin was awl matted and skinnee and luuking sad, so I put owt fud foar him. Hubbykat sed “that kitteh needs us.” So on Sondai, I set up a nyce beeg goggie kennel wiff fud and littr bocks, and brot the orinj kitteh in, so we cud tayk him to the vet the neckst day tew get awl cleened up.
Ower sun sed “if we keep him, we can cawl him Lego, jest liek Bucky’s fren he brot hoam, but it’s Hacker’s fren that HE brot hoam!” And we did keep him, and he was cawled Lego, and sumtimes “Get orff the #$%% counter!!!” Teehee!
Sadlee, Lego ran awai wun tiem we went awn vacashun… I fink he fot we wernt comming hoam.
He wus mai faborit kitteh EBER. 
that boff and happee and sad storee.
I sowwy you losted your lego
Hao sweet!
Dis hao tings happen. De kittehs coem, dey akksepts fuds an snorgles, dey purrs, dey goes.
Thank yoo fur bein a gud frend to an orinj kitteh! Yoo gots wun moar star in yor crown . . .
YAY for international Adoption!!! I gots 3 from diff contries … and den affer dat dopteded my kittehs, besidies. Lurvs em all, an dey all lurvs ea udder.
Angelina may be flaashy, but she got good sole.
…and bigass lips ;D
I heard angelina’s lips were considering adopting on their own
So den dis kitteh need internasional adopshun lawyer?
Ony in Guatemutta. No liars needed on dis side of boarder. Yewslly, a leest.
mama kat luks at noo bebbeh, sais, hmmmm, he 1 FLK (funnee-lukking kitteh), but i noes taht i can lurves him.
Shee seems tu be enjoyin fragrance of puppeh.
Ut oh….bettur alurt CCC….it gonna B lawng dai….
…cuz ub teh kyoot ub dis pikshur….iz soah shweet an win an….
*SPLORT*
Aw dang…an mee wifawt mah CHRG (w/doi).
Kleen up on aisle four, pleeze!!!
darrkwolff, sinse Janet haz gawn away sum wares, ai will halp teh best ai kan.
*scoop scrape scoop scoopitee scoop*
*pat pat pat moosh moosh*
*CHRG (w/doi)*
*xtra indusstreeal strengf duck taype*
heers a sawft lyte bloo blankee fur yoo, n a cupple more CHRG (w/doi) juss in kase. nao plz be more kayrful…ai dun noe if we ken live up to Janet’s repumatayshun fur eggse…eckse…grate splort kare.
Ize worried. Yesserdai Janet sayed dey wuz havin da blizzard. Tudai, no Janet on ICHC. U tink shee loss lektreecitee? U tink she colded? U tink her kittehz keepin her warm? Or did eye juss miss a post and she out shoppin or sumphin? Eye sendin Janet sum warm jus in caze:
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U tink dat e-nuff warm?
i fink she wroted a comment dis mornin- i go chek prevyus piks fur commentz
teh pik befoar dis wun, getinmahbelly showz a
comment @ approcksimatelee 6:02:59 am ICHCtime
Tribble, Janet is goin away from us. Donut beez teh sad, though, she will be visitin her IRL frenz in teh Florryda and goin to a weddings in teh Ireland!
We doan want her to go, and we sitted in her sootcase to make no moar room for her stuffs and everthing, but she promisses to bring us prezzies so we send her off to areport wif a jig.
Mye bad! Eye missded her commentz tudai. An eye missded hearin bout her trip. Eye jus sawded da part bout da blizzard. Sew sorri.
I heart Janet. She iz amaaayzing.
Janet, ware r uuuuuu?
Janet is a glowbe-trotting gal! No dowt in addishun to teh planz she shayred wif us, she is awlso. . .
-gowing yachting wif kings
-fentzing in Gurmunneeh
-dantzing in Egipt
Dis be de J4K wurld tour!
*whispurs* We will aawl do owr best to keep tings in order heer til she coems bak! I misses her awlreddee!
Deer sister=in=paw gremlin. Ai am traing so hard to maek this qwik peek - an am obviouslee nawt sukceeding! Waht yoo say there iz so funnee - becuz tho ai nav nawt danced in Egipt (leest, nawt taht ai rememberz - ai hav dansed in Tunisia.
But laik awl ov mai “advenchoors” - nawt kwite liek it soundz. We were at wun ov those showz they putz awn fur teh tourists - an becuz ai laik to see reelee well, ai usuallee trai to sit up close. So ai wuz wun ov teh peepl tehy pulled out ov the crowd (an ai HAETZ that) to com up an luk sillee dansing wif - oh - ai think we had bit pots awn ar heds.
An at taht verree sayme show, ai wuz teh awnlee wun tehy pulled out to sit in a chayre an get python (ai think - wuz verree beeg snayke) get rapt around mai nek an boddee an stuffed down mai blowse (an out the bottom, ov corse).
Lukki fur mee ai rather like snakes. Ai thnk tehy were disappoynted tath ai did nawt skreem and wiggul! Maybee shud hav -just to play along.
saem wut i thots!!