This toy seems to convey all the rage and horror
I feel inside but am too cool to express.
let me introduce u to anofer kitteh wif teh inner rages.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: JanTink
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Kind of a bipolar thing?
alter eego thing
altered kat can has ego?
on da way to vet to get altered, he wuz yellin “let go ob mai eggos! Bofe ob dem!!”
dey sed, “it is so yoo won’t get teh udder kitteh’s preggos!” and den I tryded to run away on my littel leggos.
Bwaahahahahhahahahhahahah!!!!!!!!!:lol:
Congratulations C’s H for your firstie postie.
How does you do it?
I wonders, what are your secretz?
of so many firsties.
cool kitteh noes how to keep the cool
and yet, carries a stuffed toy. hmmm ;o)
Dis my Edvard Munch toy. I calls him Teh Screem. I byte. He screems. Hahaha!
iz hims related to Munch ob de Lawn Odor?
i’m gess not mini law n order fanz here
I lubbs L&O! It just took me a while to get de joke. I feels stoopy today
that b ok…….. sumtimes i dusn’t feel too funnee… can splain the banana pen? haben’t hurd teh signi…..sugnu…… wut it means
Umm….whut banana pen?? I doan see no banana pen.
it be dere under ur werds…………. maybeee not pen? nawt shure wat is……… wide yellowww fing
maibeeee rilly rilly wide smiley face???
dat be it……….. naw i feez stoopy… wen maik smiley face luk like pen to me….. sry
Oh, dat’s a smiley face, at least it is on my ‘puter at home. When I reads ICHC at work de smileys don’t display rite and dey looks like de banana penz too. I dunno if it makez a difference dat I use Firefox at home and IE on my work PC.
i callz um teh yello pankakes. sumtimes we has pankake partee!
srsly, tehy luk like smileys on firefawkes type compyuter thingamabob thing.
dis is my favrite- rolley eye smiley, eksaperated at my stoopyness!
hoo wuz dat a cuppala daze ago that called teh yellow lynes ‘pancakes’ and inbited us all 2 deener? that wuz fun. And tasty!
speeking ob bananaz, here’s 1 ob my fav videos on Utube. Warning: it’s berry weerd! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO10s_HK6d0
My daughter showed me that video a while back. I think our children are not being given enough challenges in school these days. Some seem to have a lot of free time and creativity to burn!!! ( I actually like this alot and am amazed at the way they all “sell” the song. Something like this USED to be what MTV was all about back in the day…..)
maiks yu relize nawt ebbryting luk saim on awl puters…….. nao feelz beddr
kthxbai
’specially teh POP EYEZ and the hangy-downy throat fingy!
froat fingy be da “Yu-byu-wa”…….less all say it togedder: Yubyuwa.
Good. Less sez anudder hard wurd: “Men-struw-wa-shun” All togedder now:
it’ll behoov ya to take cares of yur youvula!!
I bin sik. Ma yoo-veyoo-la iz stuk to da bak uv ma frote…. iz nawt fun, hard to breev…
But heers a kewl videyo!!
http://www.glumbert.com/media/cattricks
so srry U B sik, oaj, pleez get well sooN!! Thnx 4 teh video.
ps, i know U-view-la, butt I prefer 2 call it “hangy-down thingy”. Mush more fun, doan cha think?
or ellaphunt trunk is gud 2
Once der wuz a elefunt, hoo tried 2 use teh telefunt..
No no, I meen a elefone hoo tryed 2 use teh telefone..
Deer me, I am not serten qwaite, taht eben naow Iz got it rite..
Anyhaow, he gotz hiz trunk in tangeld in teh telefunk..
Teh more he tryed to getz it free, teh lowder buzzed teh telefee!!
SueBooCat, Ai no lykes dat udder wurd. It cauzes much payne an suffrin. Mosly fur teh peeps araoun mii.
Snort — mosly for de peeps aroun mii, two!
Best plush toy ever. Where can we get them?
Looks like sewer dood from “Flushed Away.”
Iz slug frum “Flushed Away”. Allwaiz runnin awai frum dangers in slooooooow moshun, skreemin. I lurved em and want wun fur me!
Kitteh, can I hab ur flusht away slug toy? Kthanksbai.
DE de onez sings, “Dun wory, be Hapy” in Flusht. Mos excelunt!
Kitteh haz Sang er Sung er Sangfreud
Yew are neckst, hooman, if yew comes neer me wif taht stoopy hat!!!11!!
Dis stoopy hat? http://kittywigs.com/wigindex.html
i can donate my pony-tale to make-a-cat-wig foundayshun?
Ai’m sawree but that’s juss RONG! Enny kitteh assayed by wun ov these is bound to suffer teh rage and horror!
“Teh horror! Teh horror!”
(IMHO)
Assayled, that wuz ment to b assayled. Teh shok mayde me type rong. (an not chek.)
…to the kitteh’s surprise, the alien he had eeated erlier popped out of his side.
“I ment to do dat” , the kitteh sed coolly, after recovering his usual coolicity. “Whut?”
not another Predator vs. Alien picture.
…and I will hug him and pet him and squeeeeeeze him and name him George….
bery gud uv meese n men reference! u go rd
eben beddah looooony tooooons ref
Haaaalp!!!!
Sined… George
Ai see whut you did ther- rodney dill
Poor George has littel x’s on himz eyze…
Blaaargh!!!!
1 kool kitteh!
i B chillin’
As for the photo’s source, I’m pretty sure it’s from Stuff on My Cat. I don’t remember which cat, though.
Should be from My cat on stuff.
ore stuffed stuff, stuffed under my cat?
it was the cat… under the stuff?
you are right. it is from Stuff ON My Cat. it appeared last year. I thought I would be the only one to notice.
her name is Mischka. There are pics of her as a kitten on the website and she is still as beautiful today as she was back then.
pleez tell me she is abailabul fur house cawls. i wants!
Goggie not komplayn
Othr kittehs not komplayn
But sit on grene thing an it skreme bludee murdur.
EEEEEEEK! Teh kitteh gonna eeet meee! EEEEEK!
If U can keep yr hed wen awl abowt U iz loozin deres, U is a kitteh.
Yu sew rite!
you are obviously unaware of the severity of the situation
whutz teh diagnosis dokter?
Dat toyz uh Bonnee Wabbit whooz unhappy an seex kumfert fum teh kitteh.
Kitteh’s tinkin: doo nawt eevn tink ob bawthrin da skeerd widdo bunnwabb wot got so skeert ‘izz eyeb alls jumpt kleer into ‘izz eerz! Hee sawf an waaarm an saef eer wif mee an ai faits u too deh biddr en too pwoteck ‘im fum u.
So we needz to hep dat kitteh take caer ob deh bunrab.
We can has mooseck?
We can sing ‘get well BunRab’ song?
‘get well BunRab’ danz?
at lees till ‘izz aib awlz leevz ‘izz eers
Well, as Kermit teh Frog sez, “It’s not eesy bein green.”
An mai uvver favrit sayin bai Kermit “Tymes pfun wen yur habbin flies!
he matchez teh kitteh’s eyeballz!
Deespyte all mah rayj, ahm still jess a….
…wate a minit….
teh meds helpz moss tymez…
is that the poop throwing sewer monster from digimon?
no, is a slug frum teh Flusht Away moovie.
‘parintlee, kitteh haz met sum of mah kustomurz, bekoz i agreez wif kitteh elebenty-wun purr-sent.
Everytime I face my inner demons I start laughing.
Oh, he b da buutifulest kitteh i evr did c!
dis iz mah fweind, he’s a wittle overxited
i can haz thyroid kondishun?
Dai iz eggzacly teh saem fase Ursula (my moms cat, I dinnt name hur) maeks ebry thyme she hurls. Its dat OMGWTF look. Befour a troll jumps on dis, she not sik, she eatses too fast den she guzzles teh watter. Dis also wut she doo weh teh folks goes outta town, hur displeshure, she shows dem.
Mai hubunz haz a catz likz dis beauiti, catz gotz hers owen waiy ob getingz whut herz wantz, sukkin ups toyouse then powncin und long pointy endz comz outs an toofs tooz and da blood ib ebberwhere, an itz yorn. Havz extry longz pointy end cos sikly thyroisd. Hubz inna hosp soz pore me haz to getz tha pills in her. Reel owchies.
I meens teh fase on teh grean thingy. Ursula iz wun strayng kitteh. Hur fase bee all scrunched in to beegin wit. She kind liyk Yoda luks.
Nao I iz ablez 2 diez happy, nowin dat mai lolz maidz itz 2 teh homez pagez 4 teh furst timez!
JanTink!!!
Meny meny congratulashuns to U!
You hab a bery bery funneh catshun. Well dun!
Hab u maed lotz ov catshuns or juss a few? Dis iz a bery beeg dai fur U!
Tanks, Romeow! U iz so ritez, iz bery beeg dai! I haz been makinz meny lolz 4 coupl weekz nowz…sum hav made votinz pagez, but dis furst 4 home pagez! I iz OBSESSEAGED…mai fambily jist be rollinz der eyez wen dey seez me makinz anudder lolz, butz it b cheeper dan terapie an drugz, rightz?
Yes, iz cheeper dat terapie and drugz, but juss az addikting!
….hmmm actushully that looks like me before da coffee kickz in..know whut I mean?
Dat lukz liek meh aftur teh kawfee kix in.
Strypee Kitteh haz
teh floof andz Steev McKween cool.
Nawt t3h “Bullitt” kynd
Moar like “T3h Tommas
Crown Affair” kind. Mawwcho, yetz
soafissticayted
Himz doan’t needz “Awltuee
Eee~go. Dis Kitteh iz juss
2 cool 4 t3h room!
Jack.
yur haikuz alsew soafissticayted, az uzual
“deth…jack deth”
And ur rite Jack, de broke the mold for COOL wit Stev McKween.
yahhhh steeeve mcqueeeennnn = yummmmmmm
Mischka!
mah bell…
(how U make dose musik notes agin?)
Wow, I knew I have seen this picture before. It first appeared on Stuff On My Cat last year. Kitty is purrty though.
Slitely offtopik, butt zomg luk at dis:
http://www.aldenteblog.com/2008/01/cheeseburger-in.html
No moar hasto deeside between gushiefud an cheezburger.
ich liebe das Hamburger!
This may well be the most hilarious pic ever.
kitty is reeeeaaly purdy!!!!!
oh thank u so much. i love this pic, it’s great!! i love it. LOL;)
Yay a Flushed Away slug plushie! <3
one mor agrr mang curz, i mak lik diz –bubby
one mor angr mnag meetn, I’ll scream 2
Hey this is me and my pal from flushed away. He’s a slug.
my mommy took this picture, it is on SOMC too !!!
http://www.stuffonmycat.com/index.php?itemid=4348
my mommy types this in for me, cuz i only 1 year old and cant tyep wele
Shadowheart Mishka… I’m on Catster too !!
Just love that uvula.
I luvz dis peektchur! But whut iz the lyttle stuffeded aminal in da foto wit dat keetee? I wantz one.
awl dis rayg nd horrer? it cumz frum sii-ing yur ugly fase in teh morning bcuz yu no longer feed mee then