Comments on: Oh man

By: Miroku

Miroku — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 19:12:31 +0000

Same cats as the tripl cheezburger pic.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/09/funny-pictures-tripl-cheezburger/#comments

By: cat with the fiddle

cat with the fiddle — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 23:00:02 +0000

kittehs gettin impayshunt. hurry up wit teh check pls, k tnx

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 15:04:09 +0000

Yur rite – an heer ai am, marching in frum teh rong exit!!!! So glad yoo came along an told me – taht wud hav been tikling around in mai hed fur days!!!

How iz “Gondoliers’ coming along? I’m still hopeing to be able to come wif mai sister Pyzi? Do we haf to get ar ticketz soon? Or will it be sold out?

By: teenie

teenie — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 14:13:29 +0000

JCH4K–teh lion iz frum Pyratz uv Penzanse. teh poleesmanz r goin 2 fyte teh pyratz en sayin “yes, forwerd on teh foe, we go, we go” but dey stayz dere dansin, so teh mayjr gennrul sez “yes, but u DON’T go!” en den teh girlz say “they go, they go, yes, forward on teh foe” but teh poleesmanz keep dansin en teh mayjr gennrul getz mad en sez “but, damme, you DON’T go!” en teh girlz say “at last they go, at last they go, at last they reelee reelee go” den teh poleesmanz march off inna rong direkshun en teh sarjint blowz his wissul en teh poleesmanz turn arownd en march off inna ryte direkshun en teh girlz al wayv bai-bai 2 teh pore doom-ed poleesmanz.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 12:33:55 +0000

*pop* ai’m bak!!!

But pb’s commint was nawt heer when ai did mine an nau ai am snerting mai coffee ebreewaht.

Don’t doo enething we wudn’t doo!!!!????? We – hoo just finsihed (sorta just) racing throo teh suupermarket wif lettuce hats awn, steeling awl the groceries – an tehn using lcb fur a grill? Nawt to menshun SJ’s most recent “eskapade” wif Danyul Craig!!!! An Romeow doing the Suprakitteh maneuver awn teh kart??? So – just whut IZZIT taht we wudn’t doo??

But nawt to wurree – ai wil trai mai best to behave an be a gud representaif ov ar liddle cow-mewnitee. (an ai will rememburz what Yoda says.)

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 11:04:36 +0000

Ai thank yoo awl fur teh kind travel wishes. Mai last trip enewhere wuz in August – an ai had awnlee just barelee begun commenting then – so ai didn’t reelee noe enebuddy laik ai doo nau. Ai am – wumwhat – surprized at hau much ai will miss nawt being heer wif yoo. Ai had red about peepe meeting peepl aawn lion an reelee lieking tehm, but ai alwazy sort ov pooh-pooh teh idea – sorta ov like – don’t they hav ene reel frenz????

But nau ai noe tath it iz nawt liek that at all – that yoo ARE reel frenz – just – diffrenet reel frenz.

An thank yoo, pawr4thot – ai missed yoo a lot too wehn yoo were goen,

An nao – yoo may bee muttereing – “she sayed she waz going – wai duzn’t she go?” (Taht’s a lion frum a play ai tthink, but ai can’t remember which one!). Ai’m TRYING to go – ai’ll be taeking emtee sootcases prettee soon if ai dont go –

So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodbye . . .

Ai’ll bee laik teh comic stayj daying purrson – just keep popping up!

By: pb

pb — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 10:58:16 +0000

oooh. Wudda dance!!1! Wudda par-TEE!!1!! Wut nom nom nom and singin !!1!

Onlee 2 things to remind yew of, JCH4K. Remembers taht yew is representating the ICHC cow-munity out dere. Doan do nuffin that we wouldsn’t do. (‘course, that leabes you lots an lots of options : An remembers taht we esspects stories wen yew cums back.

Iz I right, peeps?

Has teh fun!

By: SJ

SJ — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 09:51:39 +0000

In Ireland dey’ll sing ENNYFING. Ai noes, ai has sung to taxi drivers in Dublin an Belfast before now. An I wasn’t even drunk!! JCH4K, plz to has a most wondruss hollyday an remememember to change ur clothin from Florida before you gets to Ireland, wehr it is winter. An it WILL rain. But doesn’t madder as u will be inside wiv a drink in ur hand at awl times. At least, that’s wut always seems to happen to me.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 09:39:34 +0000

Wow!! Bestestestest nawt sekond dans ebir!! Kongrachewlayshons to wun and awl!

JCH4K – missin U awlredee!

And BTW I’ze onlee ebir heered Skawtish singurs singin “Marie’s Wedding”.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 05:52:31 +0000

HELLOOOOOOOOOO DAAAAK!!!! Did yoo get bak frum skool in teim to see the cart capers in yur honeur?? Eneway – heer’s yur cheezburger. an we browt sum lettuce bak fur yoo, too.

An wehn yur dun, yoo can toast yur marshy mello awn this willow stik an Romeow will maek yur summoar fur yoo. An then we’ve got teenie’s donuts, too. An sum ar choklit covered caek donuts!!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 05:43:55 +0000

summoars teh merreier, deer teenie!!! Whilst yoo were bak there, yoo did remember to get yur lettuce hat, yes???

*whispurrs* tahnkz fur awl the partee suppliez!!

By: jpet

jpet — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 04:18:59 +0000

Teh kittehs r bringin secksy bakk!

By: jpet

jpet — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 04:17:56 +0000

Yoo aint kidden! Yoo shud see her fling herself to teh grownd an powt if I ignoar her. Oar see her smakk arown her toy wenn I plai gaemz on teh compyooter. Tank ceiling cat taht I’m nott a felt mowsie!

By: teenie

teenie — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:37:08 +0000

*heddesk*

By: teenie

teenie — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:36:37 +0000

mai kittehs has teh bellz bcuz we yusta liv wif mai momendad, en dad wud nevvr remembr 2 look fr kittehs bfor openin teh dor en Naomi wud go ZOOM owtsyde en go birdhuntin en chippymunkhuntin en nayberdogterrorizin fr sevrul howrz, den cum home wiffa not-ded-yet sumfin in her mowf en drop in inna livvinroom, kawzin much confyooshun en distress fr teh hyoominz. so we gettid al teh kittehs sum nyce bellz dat mai dad cud heer, en we al lernd 2 lissen fr teh kittehs so even tho we dont liv dere ennymor, teh kittehs stil has bells. iz verree helpful 2 kno wen kitteh iz abowt 2 go NAB!NOMNOMNOM on ur feetz.

By: Freddie

Freddie — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:35:46 +0000

Kittehs now wayts in line for birdiez nest. Visa and Mastercats axeptd, chex wit propurr paw prnits.

By: teenie

teenie — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:27:46 +0000

*watchiz teh elligent kor…kohrr…um cart-dansin frum teh sekyooritty offis*
*getz on PA sistum*
hay, did u guyz pay fr alla doze bunzanmeetzanchoklits? o wayt, u haz choklits?
*turnz off sekyooritty kamraz*
O hai, iz Ai 2 layt fr teh cheezburger en smorez partee? donut werree, Ai can has uhthoritee 2 rite off lotsa stuf fr ‘traynin purpissiz’. oo, did Ai just say donut? brb! *runz off 2 baykt goodz dpartmint*

By: krist

krist — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:18:30 +0000

you is 1st

By: Dexaan

Dexaan — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 02:23:20 +0000

44, 45, 46, 47, 48 pennies, got it.

By: n00b

n00b — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 01:58:09 +0000

thx for the warm snorgly welcome y’all!

yea, muh kittehs luv the gushyfuds but not the V-E-T

they cans spells becuz i says V-E-T and gets glared at!

i would bring hom all the kittehs in the whirld too, so maibbe good to have limit, i GUESS.

i luv this site and the cheezfriens!

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 01:07:15 +0000

thankyouthankyouthankyou Marfa. i wuz wundring, too & had sortov figgered it out.but habing the fuler l esplunashun is teh guud.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 00:54:12 +0000

an now we noes – teh REST ov teh storee!

By: Martha

Martha — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 00:01:07 +0000

Oh, DUH! Of course! Thank you! Even the first comment didn’t wake me up!

All solved. Thanks again!

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 23:39:29 +0000

taking too long writing check instead of using credit card I think.

By: Martha

Martha — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 23:20:24 +0000

Please? — maybe I haven’t read carefully, but I’ve skimmed* the messages so far and not found an explanation of the caption. What do they think she may be writing a check for?

*Speed-reading/skimming in lolcat — new skill! Haven’t yet learned to write it OR read it fluently!

LOVE icanhascheezburger!

By: D.R.

D.R. — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 22:36:02 +0000

Win

By: D.R.

D.R. — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 22:35:03 +0000

Kittehs waitin tu use de litter bocks at de park

Boy, iz dis gonna taek a long time…

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 22:27:53 +0000

Too lates: I dids go up in teh Eyeful Towers, but without insident. I also climed up to teh very top of teh dome of St. Paul’s in I-See-London. On teh inside, not teh outside. I was alreddy committed to teh clime when the wide staircase changed into a narrow ladder right up in teh middle of teh dome. I was moar skeered of teh peepls in line behind me than of teh clime at that point, so I continued. I don’t rember how I gotted back down.

But I think that might have been teh beginning of mah trubbles wif hites.

By: annyluvsprintie

annyluvsprintie — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 22:10:44 +0000

Oooh yess! Teh avvenshures of locatburglar in the land of the Franks – drifting romanntikally thru’ the grouns ov teh Lawre Chattoos; kurled up in teh sun on teh Frensh Rivvyera; belleh danssing wiv teh Nawf Affrikan peeps in teh Parris subburbs and moas ov awl KEEPIN AWAI from teh Eiffel Towr and teh Tawp ov Notre Dame!

lcb – Tanks 4 teh naem chek on teh moosik; ai havvent herd as much ov Teh Cheeftens as ai shud hav – but ai did akknolledge our shared Keltic hairytage – an ai enjoy teh jiggyness
werever it comes from an teh Eirish du teh jiggyness liek noboddee ellss.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 22:08:05 +0000

Is longer story than I has time to tell, J4K, but i studied French in Tours, France in late 1981 as a undergrad then in Paris for a month and Tours for teh rest of teh time as a gradyooate stoodent in ‘85-’86. I visited a lot of parts of France at one time or anudder, but I never gots to teh Côte d’Azur or to Strasbourg.

I tells peepuls now that I has a Masters degree in French so naturally I work wif teh compewters.

By: serenitynow

serenitynow — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 21:52:13 +0000

moar bars in moar places!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 21:48:32 +0000

ldb – how did yoo com to bee living in Frawnce as a student??? Waht were yoo studying? An wehn? An where? An did yoo travel mutch while yoo were there? an how long?

Ai hav nawt spent NEERLEE as mutch tiem in Frawnce as ai wished ai cud hav, Tho we went to Strasbourg a lot – but taht onlee counts a liddle.

By: SarahD

SarahD — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 21:34:09 +0000

mebbe…

cupple tymes..

By: SarahD

SarahD — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 21:32:10 +0000

passiv aggressiv kitteh!

By: SarahD

SarahD — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 21:31:10 +0000

(psst: sae it owt lowd)

By: SarahD

SarahD — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 21:30:03 +0000

ur gonna go visit ur sistur, get a fashul, mebbe bye urself sum dressz, an… an get a decoratur in heer cuz DANG

(cans u tell i luvs dat moove?)

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 21:24:19 +0000

Ur rite, anny, bout teh Skottish part. But teh vershun of this that I has is by Teh Cheeftans wif teh Van Morrison on a CD called “Irish Hartbeet” so it seemed propriate.

Let’s get jiggy wif it no matter whare it comes from!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 21:14:05 +0000

anny LOLZ thankz again fur yur sage advice. An wai teh *heddesk* ??? What hav ai missed. An – akshullee – it mite bee rite as a Kawtish sawng – becuz teh brydez last nayme is Campbell – an teh groom is jerman!!!

Wai iz teh wedding in Dublin, yoo say??? Ai do nawt noe, except taht teh brydes muther haz cuzins tehre. Purrhaps her heritage iz Irish in part??? Ai alwayz thot she wuz frum TeenieTinee Ingerland.

An tahnkz, Cassidy! Ebreewun says it will fur shur bee raining in Dublin – so ai will let an umbrella bee mai umbrella this tiem!!!

By: Cassidy

Cassidy — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 21:05:35 +0000

Ai misted awl teh fun too. Drats. Wud luv to hab seened dat soopermarkits paraid!

JCH4K, ai hoap yoo has a wunnerful trip. (An not too mush rain.) We’ll bee hear wen yoo gets back.

By: two-kitteh-limit

two-kitteh-limit — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:59:57 +0000

yah mai naym bees mai status…mai wife woan let mee habs no more tahn too kittehs at a time…cuz she knows ai wood bring home all teh bebbeh kittehs in teh whirled oberwise…

she lurves teh kittehs too, but she knows wee can only lurve two at teh time…oderwise dey no be gettin teh gushiefoods an vet vissits an enuff lurve…

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:22:23 +0000

umm…lessee…if i picks plastik, i yuse up oil…if i piks papur, it takez up moar spase and kosts moar oil to transport, and killz teh treez…

(back of the line) “Jest pik wun, kitteh!!!”

By: annyluvsprintie

annyluvsprintie — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:18:34 +0000

*heddesk*

By: annyluvsprintie

annyluvsprintie — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:17:14 +0000

Lcb – grate sawng, I emember from mai kittenhood – ai will be heering it for Daies (Grr still no italiliks)

But * whispers* did the site not mention – this is a Skawtish sawng? !!!

Nevvah mind – weer all Celts togedder!

By: annyluvsprintie

annyluvsprintie — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:11:39 +0000

Wot a shaem – ai missed teh danssing an only arrived in times for teh eats. Stil wiv mai coordinashun, that’s prolly juss as well…

JCH4K, ai hoep joo reely enjoy joor trip. Joo did ask wot to ware at wun point an ai did sai
“Prepare 4 teh rayn”. Ai think, in Eirland,ifn joor ware joor Florida cloes INSIDE an joor Mishigun cloes OWTSIED, all shood be well!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 19:57:38 +0000

I is teh jeluss. I was in teh Dublin long time ago for a few days. I had been libbing in teh France as a stoodent and for some reason, even after visiting other anglophone places like TeenyTiny Ingerland and Skawtland, I finded Dublin teh closest thing to teh ‘merica. Not that that’s what I was looking 4, but it says something about how much Irish heritage is wrapped up with ours.

We sing u off to teh areports wif this traditional song. I leave lyrics alone, no lol-ing them up this time. I copied it from teh interwebs so teh spellings is whut it was:

Marie’s Wedding

Step we gaely, on we go, heel for heel and toe for toe
Arm and arm and on we go, all for Marie’s wedding

Over hillways up and down, myrtle green and bracken brown
Past the sheiling, thro’ the town all for sake of Marie

Step we gaely, on we go, heel for heel and toe for toe
Arm and arm and on we go, all for Marie’s wedding

Plenty herring, plenty meal, plenty peat to fill her creel
Plenty bonnie bairns as weel, that’s the toast for Marie

Step we gaely, on we go, heel for heel and toe for toe
Arm and arm and on we go, all for Marie’s wedding

Cheeks as bright as rowans are, brighter far than any star
Fairest of them all by far, is my darling Marie

Step we gaely, on we go, heel for heel and toe for toe
Arm and arm and on we go, all for Marie’s wedding

Over hillways up and down, myrtle green and bracken brown
Past the sheiling, thro’ the town all for sake of Marie

Step we gaely, on we go, heel for heel and toe for toe
Arm and arm and on we go, all for Marie’s wedding

By: Hope!

Hope! — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 19:54:51 +0000

i new i shudnt uh let em talk me in to teh log floom…big one’s always in da front

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 19:41:50 +0000

That’s ok, J4K. We’ll edit that out before teh broadcast.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 19:41:01 +0000

Oh – an this is sorta gonna bee mai farewell partee fur a wile. Ai’m going awn vacashun awn Sunday an won’t be bak until layte awn the 17th. Ai’ve got SOOO much to do to get reddee to go – an tehn -wehn yur visiting frenz – yoo can’t eggsactlee bee at ICHC awl day!!!!

Furst trip iz to Naples in Florida – tehn bak to O’Hare to ketch a flite to Ireland fur a wedding. It wil awll be grate fun, becuz ai will bee seeing menee gud IRL frenz – but – ai will miss ebreewun heer sumthing feerce!!!

Ai hoep to pop in nao an then – but won’t bee heer much.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 19:35:09 +0000

Whhhooooopseeee – “downstage” iz nawt supposed to bee there.

By: Romeow

Romeow — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 19:34:29 +0000

I fink the collar luks too tite, too.
Mebee hims hed is about to splode frum teh purrson riting teh check?