Oh man
is she writin a check?
yah, for teh stuffs in her invisibl shopping cart…
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VISA!!!
whoo hoo! nawt secconds!
ja. n nawt furrtieffs eever. i were on teh bawl dis moarnin’. but nao i has to go to skool – damn teh higher edumakations!
damn is rite. How diskapointeeng.
Get too bee furstee an den half too go too school. or work. Akshulee, school IS work, I noes it. And so is bein a stay at home mom.
I tried to Image Google dat “School – Do Not Want” picture for you and give you the link, but I can’t find it…it’s only in my documents. It is SO cute and funny! This girl looks like she is trying to pull a dog up from its bed, but it’s not having it!! It has that “noooooooooo i dun wanna go to schooooooool” body flop !
das whar she b puttin teh rest ob teh chargiz, b/c she nawt haz enuff $$ in teh chikken akownt.
Waht sawrt ob dans wii do? Ah tink beeg poyntliss mewsikal numbr in a soupurrmarkit!
Anticipation song.
Can we has a grossery cart/trolley precision drill teem? We cans all pair up and take turns pushin and ridin in teh cart while making preddy desines that are captured by teh overhed security camra.
Ai wud bee happee to start teh beeg poyntliss mewsikal numbr – becuz what cud bee moar fun???? – but – did yoo hav enething purrrrticular in mnd??? Has yoo envishuned sumthing???
J4K, mebbe we coud sing “Fud, Gloryuss Fud” from teh “Oliver!” and push our precision cart/trolleys around teh stoar and make heddresses outta teh lettusses and has a ice capades number in teh frozen fuds and make streemers outta those plastic bags u put stuff in but once u tears one off of teh roll u cannot get it open.
Oh mai, lcb – what a GRATE idea!!!
OK – we startz wif teh carts frum teh doar wif w lions. line up – uzing bof enrance an exit doorz we enter quidklee, kirsskrossing as we enter and spredding out to the left an rite. We cirkles around the chekout counterz, meet up behind them, an race in two lions togedder to teh otter end (where meet usuahallee iz. We tehn kriss kross again – going left an rite – peepl hoo went to the left circle around to tag on rite lion where we all end up at the lettuce.
Hilaritee ensues in teh jeneral lettuce hat maeking melee and making of streemers from the liddle bags.
We then return to the karts (warin the lettuce ov corse – wif streamers streeming. We tehn form a lion and rush to the middle aisle – we form 2 lions and zoom down taht aisle in two rows togedder, then krisskross again at the end – left and riet – we tehn loop up and ddown the remaying aisle – ciklel aournd – and then abandon teh carts eneoldware and rush out ov the stoar (still waring the lettuce hats, ov corse -
An rendezvous bak heer!!!! All the while singing “Fud, Gloryuss Fud,” ov coarse.
Ebreee buddy reddee????
Wait, whut wus teh second thing u said?
JCH4K,
Dat is da bestest danz I ebber herd of.
Rweady when uz R!
Wud bee eezier if we just meets up at the lettuce???
If we has meets and lettuce, then why not just get some bunz and some cheezes too and has teh cheezburgers?
Yet anudder grate idea!!! yoo ar awn FYRE!!!!
And since yoo ar awn fire, ai’ve alreddy got teh furst burgerz (almoast sayd burglars) sizzling away awn yoo. an teh peepl hoo went to the left ar arriving wif the bunz an pikkles an onyuns – an heer com the peepl awn teh rite wif the cheezes.
PARTEE TIEM!!!!
I don’t knoes if I will burns very well. I is still teh soggy from mah advenchure yesterday in teh wishing well.
But I will burn asbestos I cans.
O lcb, yoo shud noe ai wud nawt REEELEEE burn yoo!!! Wuz just a virchual fyre wif virshual burgers.
But – they ar dun nao – an ai wud liek the furst buerger to go to Felix&Oscar’s Mom, hoo hedded up teh cart lion so byootifully. An teh next to paws4thot, hoo suggexted teh poyntless beeg mewsikal number, an teh third deeeeeelishus burger goes to yoo, fur the brillyunt idea ov teh supermarket setting.
an mai ai just say yoo awl luk too KYOOT fur werdz in yur liddle lettuce hatz!
WaHOO dis iz won grate danse!
I hope u doan mind, i used a liddle creative lisense and wen we krisscrossed our liones, I put teh handle ov mah cart on mah hips and didz a Supakitteh move…Weeeeeee! To sirkle round teh end ov teh isle, I did
Teh soopermarkit setting was paws’ idear. I commed up wif the cart/trolley precision drill teem angle. But paws already has a burger so i’ll take teh third one anyhow. kthxnom
Ur lettis hat is divoon as well. I like teh way u used teh sallid tongs for a hat pin. And that raddish rose bookay on teh side rivals any found on a rubber swim cap!
WoHoo! Dis iz teh bestest danse eber!
I hope u doan mind, I tuk a liddle creatibe lisense wen we krisskrossed owr lions. I jumped up an put teh handle ov mah cart on mah hips and didz a Supakitteh move! Wheeeeee! To sirkle mah cart at teh end of the isle, I stretched one paw wai owt fur a one handed Supakitteh, and turned mah cart in sink wif eberybuddeh else! Teh lettuce hat reely inspired meh.
Wile u waz piking up teh cheezburger nesessities, I swung around and grabbed the choklit, graham quakers, and mashedmallows fur Smores! I frot as long as we had teh fire, we shud hab dezert, too.
Sowy bout teh haff double post. I didn’t send it, it juss went away and disappeared. Then, heer’s teh furst haff again. Stoopy WP – it recked mah kool move.
Nebber mind stoopee WP – yur kool move wuz spektaular. Nobuddee cudda dun it haf as well!!! Dint oo see haw ebbreewun waz luking at yoo wif teh grate beeg smilez ov pure wonderment an delite!!!!!
Iz amaizing what yoo can doo wehn yoo are waring a lettuce hat!!!
An suppliez fur summoars!!!!! Ar liddle burgerroast iz nao complete!!!
Ai also went off an cut the willow stikz fur teh marshy mello toasting.
Fanks JCH4K. U puts teh wind bak into mah sails.
And, Fank YEW fur teh grate koreeografy!
I’ll juss set up teh choklit on teh quakers ober heer. U wanted double choklit, didn’t u? Wen we r dun nawt burning teh mashedmallows, we can quickly slyde them onto the set ups, to let awl the heet meltify the choklit. I hab Lindt Milk Choklit or Catbury awl reddy to go.
*readjusts lettuce hat*
And fank YEW, Romeow, fur the deeeeeeelishus meltee summoar – an teh complimint.
Ai’m so glad yoo liked it. Choreograffee iz nawt reelee mai thing, nermallee – but ai did mai best. But it was yur improv maneurver wuz waht gave it teh reel pop – liek turning awn the chaser lites wehn teh beek kik lion starts awn the frunt of the stage. downstage – bringz down teh house ebbree teim!!!
*whispurrs* hao did yoo noe ai laik duble choklit???i
Whhhooooopseeee – “downstage” iz nawt supposed to bee there.
Oh – an
this is sorta gonna bee mai farewell partee fur a wile. Ai’m going awn vacashun awn Sunday an won’t be bak until layte awn the 17th. Ai’ve got SOOO much to do to get reddee to go – an tehn -wehn yur visiting frenz – yoo can’t eggsactlee bee at ICHC awl day!!!!
Furst trip iz to Naples in Florida – tehn bak to O’Hare to ketch a flite to Ireland fur a wedding. It wil awll be grate fun, becuz ai will bee seeing menee gud IRL frenz – but – ai will miss ebreewun heer sumthing feerce!!!
Ai hoep to pop in nao an then – but won’t bee heer much.
That’s ok, J4K. We’ll edit that out before teh broadcast.
I is teh jeluss. I was in teh Dublin long time ago for a few days. I had been libbing in teh France as a stoodent and for some reason, even after visiting other anglophone places like TeenyTiny Ingerland and Skawtland, I finded Dublin teh closest thing to teh ‘merica. Not that that’s what I was looking 4, but it says something about how much Irish heritage is wrapped up with ours.
We sing u off to teh areports wif this traditional song. I leave lyrics alone, no lol-ing them up this time. I copied it from teh interwebs so teh spellings is whut it was:
Marie’s Wedding
Step we gaely, on we go, heel for heel and toe for toe
Arm and arm and on we go, all for Marie’s wedding
Over hillways up and down, myrtle green and bracken brown
Past the sheiling, thro’ the town all for sake of Marie
Step we gaely, on we go, heel for heel and toe for toe
Arm and arm and on we go, all for Marie’s wedding
Plenty herring, plenty meal, plenty peat to fill her creel
Plenty bonnie bairns as weel, that’s the toast for Marie
Step we gaely, on we go, heel for heel and toe for toe
Arm and arm and on we go, all for Marie’s wedding
Cheeks as bright as rowans are, brighter far than any star
Fairest of them all by far, is my darling Marie
Step we gaely, on we go, heel for heel and toe for toe
Arm and arm and on we go, all for Marie’s wedding
Over hillways up and down, myrtle green and bracken brown
Past the sheiling, thro’ the town all for sake of Marie
Step we gaely, on we go, heel for heel and toe for toe
Arm and arm and on we go, all for Marie’s wedding
Wot a shaem – ai missed teh danssing an only arrived in times for teh eats. Stil wiv mai coordinashun, that’s prolly juss as well…
JCH4K, ai hoep joo reely enjoy joor trip. Joo did ask wot to ware at wun point an ai did sai
“Prepare 4 teh rayn”. Ai think, in Eirland,ifn joor ware joor Florida cloes INSIDE an joor Mishigun cloes OWTSIED, all shood be well!
Lcb – grate sawng, I emember from mai kittenhood – ai will be heering it for Daies (Grr still no italiliks)
But * whispers* did the site not mention – this is a Skawtish sawng? !!!
Nevvah mind – weer all Celts togedder!
*heddesk*
Ai misted awl teh fun too. Drats. Wud luv to hab seened dat soopermarkits paraid!
JCH4K, ai hoap yoo has a wunnerful trip. (An not too mush rain.) We’ll bee hear wen yoo gets back.
anny LOLZ thankz again fur yur sage advice. An wai teh *heddesk* ??? What hav ai missed. An – akshullee – it mite bee rite as a Kawtish sawng – becuz teh brydez last nayme is Campbell – an teh groom is jerman!!!
Wai iz teh wedding in Dublin, yoo say??? Ai do nawt noe, except taht teh brydes muther haz cuzins tehre. Purrhaps her heritage iz Irish in part??? Ai alwayz thot she wuz frum TeenieTinee Ingerland.
An tahnkz, Cassidy! Ebreewun says it will fur shur bee raining in Dublin – so ai will let an umbrella bee mai umbrella this tiem!!!
Ur rite, anny, bout teh Skottish part. But teh vershun of this that I has is by Teh Cheeftans wif teh Van Morrison on a CD called “Irish Hartbeet” so it seemed propriate.
Let’s get jiggy wif it no matter whare it comes from!
ldb – how did yoo com to bee living in Frawnce as a student??? Waht were yoo studying? An wehn? An where? An did yoo travel mutch while yoo were there? an how long?
Ai hav nawt spent NEERLEE as mutch tiem in Frawnce as ai wished ai cud hav, Tho we went to Strasbourg a lot – but taht onlee counts a liddle.
Is longer story than I has time to tell, J4K, but i studied French in Tours, France in late 1981 as a undergrad then in Paris for a month and Tours for teh rest of teh time as a gradyooate stoodent in ‘85-’86. I visited a lot of parts of France at one time or anudder, but I never gots to teh Côte d’Azur or to Strasbourg.
I tells peepuls now that I has a Masters degree in French so naturally I work wif teh compewters.
Oooh yess! Teh avvenshures of locatburglar in the land of the Franks – drifting romanntikally thru’ the grouns ov teh Lawre Chattoos; kurled up in teh sun on teh Frensh Rivvyera; belleh danssing wiv teh Nawf Affrikan peeps in teh Parris subburbs and moas ov awl KEEPIN AWAI from teh Eiffel Towr and teh Tawp ov Notre Dame!
lcb – Tanks 4 teh naem chek on teh moosik; ai havvent herd as much ov Teh Cheeftens as ai shud hav – but ai did akknolledge our shared Keltic hairytage – an ai enjoy teh jiggyness
werever it comes from an teh Eirish du teh jiggyness liek noboddee ellss.
Too lates: I dids go up in teh Eyeful Towers, but without insident. I also climed up to teh very top of teh dome of St. Paul’s in I-See-London. On teh inside, not teh outside. I was alreddy committed to teh clime when the wide staircase changed into a narrow ladder right up in teh middle of teh dome. I was moar skeered of teh peepls in line behind me than of teh clime at that point, so I continued. I don’t rember how I gotted back down.
But I think that might have been teh beginning of mah trubbles wif hites.
an now we noes – teh REST ov teh storee!
*watchiz teh elligent kor…kohrr…um cart-dansin frum teh sekyooritty offis*
*getz on PA sistum*
hay, did u guyz pay fr alla doze bunzanmeetzanchoklits? o wayt, u haz choklits?
*turnz off sekyooritty kamraz*
O hai, iz Ai 2 layt fr teh cheezburger en smorez partee? donut werree, Ai can has uhthoritee 2 rite off lotsa stuf fr ‘traynin purpissiz’. oo, did Ai just say donut? brb! *runz off 2 baykt goodz dpartmint*
summoars teh merreier, deer teenie!!! Whilst yoo were bak there, yoo did remember to get yur lettuce hat, yes???
*whispurrs* tahnkz fur awl the partee suppliez!!
HELLOOOOOOOOOO DAAAAK!!!! Did yoo get bak frum skool in teim to see the cart capers in yur honeur?? Eneway – heer’s yur cheezburger. an we browt sum lettuce bak fur yoo, too.
An wehn yur dun, yoo can toast yur marshy mello awn this willow stik an Romeow will maek yur summoar fur yoo. An then we’ve got teenie’s donuts, too. An sum ar choklit covered caek donuts!!!
Wow!! Bestestestest nawt sekond dans ebir!! Kongrachewlayshons to wun and awl!
JCH4K – missin U awlredee!
And BTW I’ze onlee ebir heered Skawtish singurs singin “Marie’s Wedding”.
In Ireland dey’ll sing ENNYFING. Ai noes, ai has sung to taxi drivers in Dublin an Belfast before now. An I wasn’t even drunk!! JCH4K, plz to has a most wondruss hollyday an remememember to change ur clothin from Florida before you gets to Ireland, wehr it is winter. An it WILL rain. But doesn’t madder as u will be inside wiv a drink in ur hand at awl times. At least, that’s wut always seems to happen to me.
oooh. Wudda dance!!1! Wudda par-TEE!!1!! Wut nom nom nom and singin !!1!
Onlee 2 things to remind yew of, JCH4K. Remembers taht yew is representating the ICHC cow-munity out dere. Doan do nuffin that we wouldsn’t do. (‘course, that leabes you lots an lots of options
: An remembers taht we esspects stories wen yew cums back.
Iz I right, peeps?
Has teh fun!
Ai thank yoo awl fur teh kind travel wishes. Mai last trip enewhere wuz in August – an ai had awnlee just barelee begun commenting then – so ai didn’t reelee noe enebuddy laik ai doo nau. Ai am – wumwhat – surprized at hau much ai will miss nawt being heer wif yoo. Ai had red about peepe meeting peepl aawn lion an reelee lieking tehm, but ai alwazy sort ov pooh-pooh teh idea – sorta ov like – don’t they hav ene reel frenz????
But nau ai noe tath it iz nawt liek that at all – that yoo ARE reel frenz – just – diffrenet reel frenz.
An thank yoo, pawr4thot – ai missed yoo a lot too wehn yoo were goen,
An nao – yoo may bee muttereing – “she sayed she waz going – wai duzn’t she go?” (Taht’s a lion frum a play ai tthink, but ai can’t remember which one!). Ai’m TRYING to go – ai’ll be taeking emtee sootcases prettee soon if ai dont go –
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodbye . . .
Ai’ll bee laik teh comic stayj daying purrson – just keep popping up!
*pop* ai’m bak!!!
But pb’s commint was nawt heer when ai did mine an nau ai am snerting mai coffee ebreewaht.
Don’t doo enething we wudn’t doo!!!!????? We – hoo just finsihed (sorta just) racing throo teh suupermarket wif lettuce hats awn, steeling awl the groceries – an tehn using lcb fur a grill? Nawt to menshun SJ’s most recent “eskapade” wif Danyul Craig!!!! An Romeow doing the Suprakitteh maneuver awn teh kart??? So – just whut IZZIT taht we wudn’t doo??
But nawt to wurree – ai wil trai mai best to behave an be a gud representaif ov ar liddle cow-mewnitee. (an ai will rememburz what Yoda says.)
JCH4K–teh lion iz frum Pyratz uv Penzanse. teh poleesmanz r goin 2 fyte teh pyratz en sayin “yes, forwerd on teh foe, we go, we go” but dey stayz dere dansin, so teh mayjr gennrul sez “yes, but u DON’T go!” en den teh girlz say “they go, they go, yes, forward on teh foe” but teh poleesmanz keep dansin en teh mayjr gennrul getz mad en sez “but, damme, you DON’T go!” en teh girlz say “at last they go, at last they go, at last they reelee reelee go” den teh poleesmanz march off inna rong direkshun en teh sarjint blowz his wissul en teh poleesmanz turn arownd en march off inna ryte direkshun en teh girlz al wayv bai-bai 2 teh pore doom-ed poleesmanz.
How iz “Gondoliers’ coming along? I’m still hopeing to be able to come wif mai sister Pyzi? Do we haf to get ar ticketz soon? Or will it be sold out?
you is 1st
timberline?
Oh hai, we is just in timberline!
(psst: sae it owt lowd)
Teh kittehs r bringin secksy bakk!
Kittehs luvs teh rolly-coaster. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Wayt frum dis point, 45 minutez. U shudda gotz a fast pass!
Yoo hasta be DIS TAWL to ried dis ried.
Yoo tawl enuff, yung kittehs?
Dheze R kittehz; dhey wull strechify as dehy standz up, an be tawl enuf wehn U mesure dehm!
Mebbeh nawt tawl enuff, but has lawts ob pointee endz to intumi … entimo … skeer ride person wiv.
I taut I was in lyne ford ta lawg flewm. I iz weirdz like ta splaechiez!
Naaahhhh – whoo DUZNT liek the splaechiez??? Thoz wud hav to bee teh weerd wuns!
I kantz waites, and I’s in de baiks will geits the hugeier splaechiez. heheheheh, ooh boyz ooh boyz, .. hey howz not whais lineus nawt moviens?
An she doan eben haz her ID out.
issa serius prawblem inteh bilding codez, ai agwee.
odear, dis supowsed tew bee unnerneef teh UDDER commint Tribble mayde ‘bawt teh laydeez rewm down tehre.
non sekweturz, we haz’m
Non seka two erz, 4 cuttin bitz ob nonplantz?
Yeah, kitteh, butz herz b bai in UR gushee fuds!!
Kitteh getz dinged agen!
On akount uf teh bellz!
PS- wutz up wif teh bellz ennywai?
Iz earli warnink protekshun system fur burdz. Birdz can heer bellz an fli awai. An U haz fewer dead birds tu get rid uff. Eye had nebber seen da BIG bellz b 4 eye cayme tu dis syte. Onli da leetul wunz. Do da kittehz mind da BIG bellz?
Wut? Speekz up! Mi heerins nawt wut it usta be!
tinnitus….I haz it
sum SMART kittehs who hunt for hobbee lurnz to tuck bell unnerneef chin to keeps it frum belling and alertin burdees….dis kitteh must ov earned his way up to bigger bell which is the penalty for hunting ober yer limit AND out of seesun
Gud kweshun. Mah goggie alwaes luvved his big tagz gowing JINGLOL JINGLOL JINGLOL becuz it maed hims sownd impoartant an beeg (hims wuz a dash… a dosh.. a hawt dawg). But teh kittehs… seemz lyk beeg bellz wuld maek tehm mads.
i fink dat liek anee sain aminal, kittehs hait teh saund ub a bell rite by they eers.
for real, hoo wuld want to heer bells jangle ebbery time dey took a step??
it wuld maek meh crazeeeeee!!!!!!
dat’s why i nebber put teh bellz on mai kitteh.
and i nebber let her awtside.
solves a wurld ub problms.
When mah knee isn’t bother me too muches, I likes to do teh belleh dansing for eggersize. I has a coupla belleh danse videos to dance 2. When I does it I likes to ware mah jingly coin belt/scarf thingy, because it halps u to knoes that u are doin it rite.
But mah gerl kitteh always runs and hides when I gets out teh coin belt. I hoped it was that she just didn’t like to hafta watch me danse but I think teh jingles hurts her eers. So I doesen’t ware it so much now.
Goez wit teh sillee feer ob bacuum kleenurz (and eelectrick rayzurz)?
That’s teh silly, paws. I never danse wif mah vakkuumm cleener.
In other werds, I has never dustbusted a move.
Ai broughted mai niece Jennifer an ankle band wif bells awn it frum India once. She wore it around teh house fur about 15 minutes an her nermallee very induljent an nice husband Joe said “Are yoo dun wif taht yet.?”
It iz nao stored wif mennee of her otter thingz in teh barn – nebber, purrhaps to see teh lite of day again.
Ah dansez wit the bakyoum (nut nawt bellee dans; wit maylz, teh bellee dans iz nawt so grate ackshulee), an teh kitteh sez “Does nawt wantz” an runz awai.
Ai dunno about that. Ai think it dependz upawn whoo iz doing teh watching!
Tho ai’ll bet yur bakyoom danz iz kyoot, too!
Ai belly dans 2. Mai belt is not koin belt, is belt wiv beadz ‘n’ tassuls stuff, not as noizee, but bery purtee.
Ooh! Sounds purdy. Mah belleh danse teechur hads one like that. But she was about a size zero and i is, well, bigger than that. So is hard to find belleh danse accessorees in mah size. I was thinkin yesterday that that might be a good busyness venture for when I give up catburglary.
yeah i fink dat kitteh just hav dem reel reel senstiv eers an derfoar no liek teh laud noyses.
for soem reezun, mai kitteh has a pathuhlojical feer ub teh microwaiv. she freeks awt and goes terring outta teh room.
mebbe she no want canser??
can be urly warning for hooman too. My kitteh like Hobbes, pounce and scratch when I not paying attention.
mai kittehs has teh bellz bcuz we yusta liv wif mai momendad, en dad wud nevvr remembr 2 look fr kittehs bfor openin teh dor en Naomi wud go ZOOM owtsyde en go birdhuntin en chippymunkhuntin en nayberdogterrorizin fr sevrul howrz, den cum home wiffa not-ded-yet sumfin in her mowf en drop in inna livvinroom, kawzin much confyooshun en distress fr teh hyoominz. so we gettid al teh kittehs sum nyce bellz dat mai dad cud heer, en we al lernd 2 lissen fr teh kittehs so even tho we dont liv dere ennymor, teh kittehs stil has bells. iz verree helpful 2 kno wen kitteh iz abowt 2 go NAB!NOMNOMNOM on ur feetz.
Iz Ayseedeesee kitteh! “Ayze gotz big bellz…”
*heddesk*
Mah kitteh uzes her bell to wayke me up wenn I sleep in on Caturday. She sitz just owt ub site- but nebber owt of heering raynj- and shayks her tag and bell untill I pai attenshun to her.
passiv aggressiv kitteh!
Yoo aint kidden! Yoo shud see her fling herself to teh grownd an powt if I ignoar her. Oar see her smakk arown her toy wenn I plai gaemz on teh compyooter. Tank ceiling cat taht I’m nott a felt mowsie!
How cum lyne 4 laydeez ruhm, alwayz sew loong?
orinj one says “u thinks if i tells dem iz preg, dey let me up front?”
Orij: If I tells dem iz poyzun, wuld dat halp eethur?
She cud’ve at leest filled in everthing but teh price be4 she got to the frunt!
Oh noes she is heading back to aisles to get something else and this is posed to be the express lyne
N I haz to get home soz I can look at ICHC! I needz to see if my LOLcat made the front page.
oohh noes! now she be rummajin in hers big purrrrse to findz her cooo-ponz…..OH NOES!!! COOO-PONS BE ECKS-PIRED! OOHH OOHH NO NO NO NO NOES! Her pen is sik and it dont ryte! Now her self-fone be ringin an she cant not find it inna big purrrrse and now we be lissennin to “Rocksanne put on yer red dress….”
an naow her iz askin bout salez pryce, so we wayte whilst teh store duz a price check.
SueBoo yoo has me laffing so hard!!! Dat is so troo!
snork! Mus’ be my huzbund up dere, goin bak fer stuf — he pleys chikken with the casheer ebery time.
AN DEN HE PULLS OUT CHEKBUK … sumtiems I wunner hoo he thinx he IS.
ai noe, ai noe!!! sumtiems in teh chek out lion – when they waitz until it iz awl rung up befoar they even begin to get teh chek buk aout – ai want to jump up an down an showt “Hey!!!! mai lief is preshus too me and ai havn’t taht much left – yur using it up!!!!!
Wai, wai wai in thsi day an aj iz ENEwun still using a chekbuk in stoars????
Mawst stores no take cheks in UK ennymoor. Is gud!
Whut about stoars in teh Check Republick?
Tee hee hee hee an a gigglol!!
LCB, I dunno bout the Check Republick,
but I’m prettee sure that tehy doan taek
checks in Czechoslovakia ennymoar.
Stakkin-kitteh-dawls?
They is waiting for the monorail cat to arrive.
Or monorail red panda?
Mye cell fone onlee getz three barz in da woodz.
♬
Rock the Catbar
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The sheeeeep doant lyk it! Rock teh catbox!
Excellent ‘More bars in more places’ ref, Tribble.
Ceptin Singyoulair iz rong. De putz 5 barz on dere phonez. Vereyeson onli haz 4. Datz whi de haz moar. Singyoulair reecepshon not nearlee az gud az Vereyeson aroun hear.
Disclaymerz: Eye am onli statin da facs az wii haz obzervbed dem fur boi scowt campz an tripz. Scowt leederz wit Vereyeson can makez cawlz moar offen den leederz wit udder carrierz. Iz saftee issue fur uz. Eye am in no wai dissin Sinyoulair. U haz de rooled ober minnutez, an dat iz berri nize.
Sawree; ah haz forgetted mah PIN.
Why does one with biggest head always sit right in front of me at theater.
Oh man. An in teh espress line, wif laik 20 fings in teh cart, an wun wif no price tag, an can has argyooment abouts teh cuupons, an drops teh handful of pennies on the floor, an changez mind about what wantz.
Iz turrible. Me, ai neber does tings like that. Neber. Neber ever. Srsly.
[hands in pockets.
whistling cajually.
walking away.]
wood someone ring the bell for attenshun?
ring, ring, ring…hewoh?
Dis iz Harry, Peter an Hermione kittehs at teh Hogwarts skul tryin tu make teh majik brum fly. Nao, werz my wand?
“Peter”? Don’t you mean “Rupert”?
or maybee ron
him wuz kikked owt foar usin nawty langwich in frunt uv teh bebbees.
Well, Slughawn did kawl Ron “Rupert” at sum poynt.
Unsuspecting cats are waiting in line for Hanna Montana tickets…
To prevent war, the Galaxy is on Orion’s belt.
MIB, deliver the galaxy or Earth will be destroyed.
Sorry.
SarahD, did u just flashy-thing me?
Teh flash uv lyte yoo saw in teh sky wuz nawt a UFO.
Swamp gas frum a wether balloon wuz trapped in a thermal pokkit an reflektid teh lyte frum Venus.
U mite want 2 put UR seetbelt on, G.
ur gonna go visit ur sistur, get a fashul, mebbe bye urself sum dressz, an… an get a decoratur in heer cuz DANG
(cans u tell i luvs dat moove?)
mebbe…
cupple tymes..
Iz OK. Earth gonna be destroyded enneyway, cause someone’s gonna be not-second, but they’ze gonna use teh f-word and then,
KABLOOOOOWWWWIIIIIIEEEEEEE
It’ll be sad.
Nawww. Tehr be nobuddy left 2 be sad!
Ok, no lolspeak for a second. And sorry if I’m being a troll. But someone needs to check and make sure the orange kitty’s collar isn’t too tight!
Please remember, everyone, you should be able to fit two fingers comfortably under the collar or it is too tight!
Ok, back to the kitteh lurve!
Hadn’t looked closely at that before; I’d say you’re right.
I fink the collar luks too tite, too.
Mebee hims hed is about to splode frum teh purrson riting teh check?
cud b teh thik floof n nek liek a stak ob dimes maeks it luk liek taht.
ur right 2-kitteh limit! sum1 chek the poisun kitteh collar!
mah first post. Iz ur name ur status? I gots 2-kitteh limit too by my boifriend, buts i think i can sneek 1 in when he not lookin.. nu bebbeh 4 me! mah 2 kitteh r sick of teh snorgles and boifriend sez they is not bebbeh dollz! but i snorgles dem anywai, and luvs dem, and calls dem jorj all teh time.
He callz dem prizners o’ luv!
Welcum n00b!
Well, ov corse, they r nawt bebeh dollz. They needz mush moar snorgles tehn teh bebeh dollz! Tiem spent wif a kitteh iz neber wasted.
I hope to see lots moar posties frum you! Welcum to our happeh plase!
yah mai naym bees mai status…mai wife woan let mee habs no more tahn too kittehs at a time…cuz she knows ai wood bring home all teh bebbeh kittehs in teh whirled oberwise…
she lurves teh kittehs too, but she knows wee can only lurve two at teh time…oderwise dey no be gettin teh gushiefoods an vet vissits an enuff lurve…
thx for the warm snorgly welcome y’all!
yea, muh kittehs luv the gushyfuds but not the V-E-T
they cans spells becuz i says V-E-T and gets glared at!
i would bring hom all the kittehs in the whirld too, so maibbe good to have limit, i GUESS.
i luv this site and the cheezfriens!
They iz the first to get NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK reunion tickets.
ooh sry, thot this wuz teh line fr “New Kits on the Block”
Beeg Kittehz habz gud
smtree braynz. Dayz fyndz t3h pray
andz sendz Liddill Wun
Owt 2 stawllk andz breeng
itz bakk. Iz wut Kittehz cawll
‘Awn T3h Jawb Trayneeng’
Kittehz habz lawtza
tyme. Prittee Wun tuuk Chekk Buuk
2 duz sum ‘Shawpeeng’
Jack.
Kitteh survivehs: last kitteh 2 stay on lawg winz immunatees
maerk, set, goe!
Orinj kitteh in teh back has a paper bag that he will blow into then smash wif his paws. Other kittehs popcat rite offa da log.
Ai am nawt reelee meen, but – oh, hau ai wud liek to see that!!!!
And to think that they laffed at teh orinj kitteh for bringing teh paper bag as his lucksyooy item.
Awwww
fank you (blush)
jeeebus hao mani lottere tikits duz won pershun NEED?
i new i shudnt uh let em talk me in to teh log floom…big one’s always in da front
umm…lessee…if i picks plastik, i yuse up oil…if i piks papur, it takez up moar spase and kosts moar oil to transport, and killz teh treez…
(back of the line) “Jest pik wun, kitteh!!!”
moar bars in moar places!
Win
Kittehs waitin tu use de litter bocks at de park
Boy, iz dis gonna taek a long time…
Please? — maybe I haven’t read carefully, but I’ve skimmed* the messages so far and not found an explanation of the caption. What do they think she may be writing a check for?
*Speed-reading/skimming in lolcat — new skill! Haven’t yet learned to write it OR read it fluently!
LOVE icanhascheezburger!
taking too long writing check instead of using credit card I think.
Oh, DUH! Of course! Thank you! Even the first comment didn’t wake me up!
All solved. Thanks again!
thankyouthankyouthankyou Marfa. i wuz wundring, too & had sortov figgered it out.but habing the fuler l esplunashun is teh guud.
44, 45, 46, 47, 48 pennies, got it.
Kittehs now wayts in line for birdiez nest. Visa and Mastercats axeptd, chex wit propurr paw prnits.
kittehs gettin impayshunt. hurry up wit teh check pls, k tnx
Same cats as the tripl cheezburger pic.
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