Comments on: left foot blu

By: Allie (lolal)

Allie (lolal) — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 21:28:44 +0000

nu capshun: y dey call dis “doggpaile”?

By: Derek

Derek — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 13:59:05 +0000

I wod lik to met da hooman hoo invantd twister

By: kitty_item

kitty_item — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 06:05:31 +0000

“kitteh orgy.

you wantz it.”

By: Some dude with a computer

Some dude with a computer — Sun, 03 Feb 2008 10:44:52 +0000

If this picture doesn’t make you smile, you must be dead inside.

Seriously, this picture would make osama bin laden smile. It’s that cute

By: ej skluz

ej skluz — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 13:58:09 +0000

Tee hee! kitteh twister! get it?

By: kitkay

kitkay — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 21:28:18 +0000

*dive* (soft plopp, no splash)

*swimming in da floof*

*sigh!*

By: kitkay

kitkay — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 21:24:34 +0000

zapp!!!

By: kitkay

kitkay — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 21:21:28 +0000

blezz u!

By: gremlin

gremlin — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 21:12:03 +0000

Kitteh-fluff flux capacitor?

By: lastofthebohicans

lastofthebohicans — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 18:39:47 +0000

In a effort to combat electricity shortages, scientists test the first static electricity generator.

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 17:54:55 +0000

Beedles! YAY!

lissin to teh muzic playin in yore he-ad (goze up to hi note)

*playz air keybored*

OT is dat billy prestun playin teh piano/keyboared?

By: Kori McNeil

Kori McNeil — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 17:53:21 +0000

i love the and i mean love the picture of your catzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
i have 14000000 cats and they are all black except for one.

By: SJ

SJ — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 14:02:32 +0000

This is the BBC News from TeenyTinyInglund. Just in – shock noos from Paris dat wun of teh art whirld’s most presidg…. prestudg …… a rly rly important pickshur has been defaced. Werl, nawt so much defaced as scribbld awn, looks like to me. Teh Moaning Lisa nao has a mustache. Polees are searchin for a short, hump-backd man with a scarred appearance and a pronounced lisp – pronounced “lisp”. Magic Markers are beleeved to be implicayted, indicating a pawsible link to teh gote-terrorism threat recently identifyed in the US.

Stay tooned….

By: Patrick

Patrick — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 12:41:39 +0000

Iz Laydee Muhdawnuh kitteh.

Laydee Muhdawnuh, kittehs at ur feetz
Wunner hao u manij 2 mayk enz meetz
Hoo fynz teh monies wen u pai teh rent?
Did u fink dat monies b hevin sent?
Frydai nyt arryvz wifowt a sootcays
Sundai moarnin creepeen lyk a nun
Mondai’s kitteh lernded to tie hims bootlayc
C hao dey runz

Laydee Muhdawnuh, kitten at ur chest
Wunner hao u manij 2 feed teh rest

C hao dey runz

Laydee Muhdawnuh, lying on teh bed
Lissen 2 teh muzak playeeng n ur hed

Toozdai aftrnoon b nevar endin
Winsdai moarnin paypurs didnt come
Thursdai nyt ur stokeengs can has mending?
C hao dey runz

Laydee Muhdawnuh, kittehs at ur feetz
Wunner hao u manij 2 mayk enz meetz

By: pb

pb — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 10:01:36 +0000

Hello, pb here (of d’Beaker Laboratories). I hope I can clear up this issue of the goats and the Magic Markers. The whole thing was the fault of one of our newer and, shall we say, overly enthusiastic employees, a fellow named Igor. Igor was naturally concerned about the goats and, following the precedent of momcat and fishykitty in making use of a handy ICHC account, he suggested the Magic Marker solution, as an alternative to the chalk on the goat option.

Igor can hardly be blamed for this. Although we have had to speak to him before about some of his actions, he always has the best of intentions. The whole affair of the brains, for example, was blown out of proportion by the press. How was I to know that a casual remark, “Gee, it’s too bad they waste all those perfectly good brains by burying them” would lead to … well, never mind. The families have all been compensated and the cemetary informs our legal counsel that the grass should re-grow by the end of the spring. All’s well that ends well, I say. And as for the regrettable incident of the ginormous laser, we still maintain that this was partly a manufacturer’s defect. Certainly the instruction manual failed to include any warnings about pointing it at orbiting satellites, and Igor couldn’t have been expected to know where it would fall or how expensive it would be to explain the resulting explosion as marsh gas trapped in a weather balloon, reflecting the light off of Venus.

So, I hope that this will resolve the Magic Marker issue. To be sure that no goats are injured, I said to Igor just yesterday, “You can’t write on a goat with Magic Markers! That would be like using a magic marker to put a mustache on the Mona Lisa, wouldn’t it?” so I’m sure ….. excuse me, my phone’s ringing, be right back.

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 06:44:02 +0000

this just in
teh Windee Hill Gote farm in vermont has just been raided by teh ATF BBQ aftuh receebing tip taht terrist gotes carrying esplosives in writing devices hab cree ated a traing kamp to indoktrinate adn train fyuuchur terrierists.

Naybors report no suspishus goingz on at theh gote farm, but hab noticed a shortage of a particulur brand of permanent markers in teh area kausing spekulashun taht teh terrists aer uzing ekonomik means to weakn teh countree. Inbestigatorz refyuse to divulje teh brand, but we hab it on gud authoritee dat teh inishuls are MM.

Stay tuned for your local news update, 101 uses for graham crakers, choklit, and mershmallows.

oh, by the way, there is a Tornado Warning for the whole state. Should be there right aboutn………..

By: Summer

Summer — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:08:46 +0000

Wut’s bettur dan a goggiepile? A KITTEHpile, dats wut!!!

By: Dexaan

Dexaan — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 02:26:52 +0000

Awww!

By: Chloe's Mom

Chloe's Mom — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 01:27:15 +0000

How’s manys kittehs iz dat?? Holy sheetz!!!!

By: yippee!!!

yippee!!! — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 00:10:06 +0000

awl yer bebehz R belong to me!

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 00:02:35 +0000

holey moley crayoley! itz a sichuashun! geddout the crayon bawks!!!

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 23:54:20 +0000

… like jujubes on a hot day

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 23:36:24 +0000

Kulprit will speak to our attorneys — Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe.

By: stend

stend — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 23:35:05 +0000

fog causes yet another pileup on the 95

By: DavecanhasDrTinycat

DavecanhasDrTinycat — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 22:59:28 +0000

Deres dat big pile o floofs again.

By: TunaOnMyMind

TunaOnMyMind — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 22:45:25 +0000

….here’s the latest traffic report…Looks like theres a large kitteh pileup on the expressway. Take alternate route….

By: D.R.

D.R. — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 22:40:16 +0000

Win

By: Infwekwent Comun-tater

Infwekwent Comun-tater — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 22:33:16 +0000

I fink dats a pictur of rase fur nawt secun.

By: gremlin

gremlin — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 22:16:42 +0000

Ther ar moar kittehs in hevven and erth, Horatio,

Than ar dreamt uv in yor pile-o-sawtfies!

By: Mr.PudsMommy

Mr.PudsMommy — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 21:25:49 +0000

Surely that is a glimpse of heaven.

By: InfamousQBert

InfamousQBert — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 21:03:14 +0000

it wuz priddee mush a non-stawp snerckfest fer me.

By: karen

karen — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:58:22 +0000

an srsly, cud b mennies daddehs?

By: falco

falco — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:48:48 +0000

warshabul fingre paynt?

By: lolcat

lolcat — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:32:42 +0000

SO KYOOT!

Too bad it’s illegal to own that many cats

By: pb

pb — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:32:37 +0000

Iz OK. Tere is now the MajikMarkr offset program, wherebys MM quotas be sold on teh market and tehir use compunsated by hunreds and hunreds of tiny kittehs using teh organic wood pensils fer all they writing needs.

Least, dats wut Iz heard.

If nawt that, owr prezydent worried bout effex of limiting MM use on teh eeeconomy. Plus he sez taht the bad effex of MM is nawt sine-tiffically berified. Plus he sez taht teh gotes is probly terrists anyways. Plus he sez …. oh nebber mind.

In de meentimes, my ICHC frenz, we is got de crisis sichuashun. If we nawt can has chalk on the son’s goat, and if we nawt can has MagikMurkers on the goat,

OMG OMG OMG whats we gonna do?????????

By: trtskh

trtskh — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:17:18 +0000

thar b 2 menny playurz in dis gaem.

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:11:16 +0000

ahem. Thankyew berry much for dat “persun on the street” intervyew.
And now a word frum ower sponsors.

*voice heard as camera cutz away- “Ware’d choo get dat nutkase frum? I kant werk under dese condishuns.”*

OH! We’re bak. Coming up in dis next segment “Violentz in Kantinas” and, teh menny yuses ob choklit, grahm cwakers, mershmallews. Nawt just for smores annymoar.

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:05:26 +0000

FLOOOOOOOOOFFFFFF!!!!1!!!

Thanks, I just had to say that…

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:04:58 +0000

well, mebbee. i blaemz it on bean a babybloomer.

By: salleh

salleh — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:03:05 +0000

rhsb……dat teh wun ai saw …….himz teh cyute behbeh,,,can awlmost heer teh cyute liddle behbeh kitn cry frum heer…..

By: salleh

salleh — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 19:59:37 +0000

oh hai mary o’spockn….u hav teh ADD too????

By: salleh

salleh — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 19:55:04 +0000

wOOt !! ooooooooooo u guise r sooo notty !!! ai’m tellin…….oh wate…..no wun to telll……

ifn ai cant tell on u ….ai’ll jest hav to joyn u …..

mov obber SJ….so, SJ, ai waz teh impresseded wiff ur werk, waz it jest yesturdai??? well dun !

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 19:45:43 +0000

coming up on ICHC Whirled News reeport wif Jim Ledherlol:
late braking newz:
Science reporter Phillup d’Beeker, has a nupdate awn teh use of chalk own gotes. Is majik markers moar enbiron mentally bettuh? Oar is dis a miff promoated by the sharpie marker lobby?

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 19:45:05 +0000

I don’t trust teh sharpie marker lobby. Those rinkly dawgs is up to no good, I tells u.

By: Casa

Casa — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 19:42:33 +0000

Is dat a mummy cat wif likes, a frillion kittens? Kinda looks dat ways… but some of thems lil’ kitteh is diffrunt sizes. *ish confused*

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 19:40:49 +0000

That’s moar better.

Danyull Craig, is u ok under there?

Danyull Craig: mmmm mmmmmm-mmmmph

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 19:39:14 +0000

tHANk you lolcatburglar for dat repoart. on to late braking newz:
Science reporter Phillup d’Beeker, has a nupdate awn teh use of chalk own gotes. Is majik markers moar enbiron mentally bettuh? Oar is dis a miff promoated by the sharpie marker lobby?

By: Emily

Emily — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 19:38:11 +0000

That is a LOT of kittehs. How’d you get a kitteh ball that big?

By: SJ

SJ — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 19:32:50 +0000

OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH pb ai canNAWT bleev u sujjestid Majik Markrs. Tehr is LITRALLY BILLYUNS of regewlayshuns abowt teh use of Majik Markrs in a gote-positive envirunment, u cud be lettin urself in for awl sorts of litty…. litter….. peeps cud SOO U for sujjestin dat.

By: pb

pb — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 19:23:27 +0000

Oh hai,

SJ, I is berry glad to here taht teh Your O’Peen Commishun has considered the impowrtant issue of teh gotes. Chalk on the son’s goats is offen thoughted of as a pecyu… pucyir… peclure… only Frensh problem, but in fax can happen n-knee-wear.

Iz portant to remembers that the nex time we needs to point outs teh daffyrences amung us all in wut we likes. Or nawt-likes.

I suggests that we use teh Majik Mawrkers insted of teh chalk next time.

Ktnxbai.