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Twister: ur doing it rong.
Congratulations on nawt-second! Waz a flurry of activity, both in picture, and in race for commints!
I think that back at ICHC HQ a little puff of smoak rose up from teh Website Server Masheen.
danguh, will robinson, danguh, will robinson
(robot is wildly waving arms as poofs of smoke engulf the area)
I fink dats a pictur of rase fur nawt secun.
4 wai tye fur nawt secun!!!! Nao dat doz dezerb a square danz!
star throo
doseedo
swing ur pardner
rownd we go!
n prominayd da hallz!
kittehs not too coordinated. square dans not wurk so good. Dats how we end up in pile in furst place!
thar b 2 menny playurz in dis gaem.
needs teh snorgul snorkul
wouldn’t yoo juss luff to be in teh middel of awl dat?
awl yer bebehz R belong to me!
HAI,y’all
goez bak adn reed dis!!!
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/27/funny-pictures-we-call-last-week/#comment-229686
Oh hai,
SJ, I is berry glad to here taht teh Your O’Peen Commishun has considered the impowrtant issue of teh gotes. Chalk on the son’s goats is offen thoughted of as a pecyu… pucyir… peclure… only Frensh problem, but in fax can happen n-knee-wear.
Iz portant to remembers that the nex time we needs to point outs teh daffyrences amung us all in wut we likes. Or nawt-likes.
I suggests that we use teh Majik Mawrkers insted of teh chalk next time.
Ktnxbai.
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH pb ai canNAWT bleev u sujjestid Majik Markrs. Tehr is LITRALLY BILLYUNS of regewlayshuns abowt teh use of Majik Markrs in a gote-positive envirunment, u cud be lettin urself in for awl sorts of litty…. litter….. peeps cud SOO U for sujjestin dat.
coming up on ICHC Whirled News reeport wif Jim Ledherlol:
late braking newz:
Science reporter Phillup d’Beeker, has a nupdate awn teh use of chalk own gotes. Is majik markers moar enbiron mentally bettuh? Oar is dis a miff promoated by the sharpie marker lobby?
Iz OK. Tere is now the MajikMarkr offset program, wherebys MM quotas be sold on teh market and tehir use compunsated by hunreds and hunreds of tiny kittehs using teh organic wood pensils fer all they writing needs.
Least, dats wut Iz heard.
If nawt that, owr prezydent worried bout effex of limiting MM use on teh eeeconomy. Plus he sez taht the bad effex of MM is nawt sine-tiffically berified. Plus he sez taht teh gotes is probly terrists anyways. Plus he sez …. oh nebber mind.
In de meentimes, my ICHC frenz, we is got de crisis sichuashun. If we nawt can has chalk on the son’s goat, and if we nawt can has MagikMurkers on the goat,
OMG OMG OMG whats we gonna do?????????
warshabul fingre paynt?
holey moley crayoley! itz a sichuashun! geddout the crayon bawks!!!
this just in
teh Windee Hill Gote farm in vermont has just been raided by teh ATF BBQ aftuh receebing tip taht terrist gotes carrying esplosives in writing devices hab cree ated a traing kamp to indoktrinate adn train fyuuchur terrierists.
Naybors report no suspishus goingz on at theh gote farm, but hab noticed a shortage of a particulur brand of permanent markers in teh area kausing spekulashun taht teh terrists aer uzing ekonomik means to weakn teh countree. Inbestigatorz refyuse to divulje teh brand, but we hab it on gud authoritee dat teh inishuls are MM.
Stay tuned for your local news update, 101 uses for graham crakers, choklit, and mershmallows.
oh, by the way, there is a Tornado Warning for the whole state. Should be there right aboutn………..
Hello, pb here (of d’Beaker Laboratories). I hope I can clear up this issue of the goats and the Magic Markers. The whole thing was the fault of one of our newer and, shall we say, overly enthusiastic employees, a fellow named Igor. Igor was naturally concerned about the goats and, following the precedent of momcat and fishykitty in making use of a handy ICHC account, he suggested the Magic Marker solution, as an alternative to the chalk on the goat option.
Igor can hardly be blamed for this. Although we have had to speak to him before about some of his actions, he always has the best of intentions. The whole affair of the brains, for example, was blown out of proportion by the press. How was I to know that a casual remark, “Gee, it’s too bad they waste all those perfectly good brains by burying them” would lead to … well, never mind. The families have all been compensated and the cemetary informs our legal counsel that the grass should re-grow by the end of the spring. All’s well that ends well, I say. And as for the regrettable incident of the ginormous laser, we still maintain that this was partly a manufacturer’s defect. Certainly the instruction manual failed to include any warnings about pointing it at orbiting satellites, and Igor couldn’t have been expected to know where it would fall or how expensive it would be to explain the resulting explosion as marsh gas trapped in a weather balloon, reflecting the light off of Venus.
So, I hope that this will resolve the Magic Marker issue. To be sure that no goats are injured, I said to Igor just yesterday, “You can’t write on a goat with Magic Markers! That would be like using a magic marker to put a mustache on the Mona Lisa, wouldn’t it?” so I’m sure ….. excuse me, my phone’s ringing, be right back.
This is the BBC News from TeenyTinyInglund. Just in – shock noos from Paris dat wun of teh art whirld’s most presidg…. prestudg …… a rly rly important pickshur has been defaced. Werl, nawt so much defaced as scribbld awn, looks like to me. Teh Moaning Lisa nao has a mustache. Polees are searchin for a short, hump-backd man with a scarred appearance and a pronounced lisp – pronounced “lisp”. Magic Markers are beleeved to be implicayted, indicating a pawsible link to teh gote-terrorism threat recently identifyed in the US.
Stay tooned….
dat shud send yoo to SJ commentz on the goat’s son chalkbored 3:37am ICHC time
*blush*
i still has teh giglz ober yur laytest report.
just fur fun here’s how to doo the blush smiley
: oops : but wif no spayces. i hope.
Fank yew SJ!
SJ, ur cheeks must be warm. Here comes teh YNG to fan them wif a giant lettis leaf leaved over from our soopermarket danse.
No, SJ, the cheeks on ur face. U cover those other cheeks up this instant!
OK, ai sits awn Danyull Craig. There, awl coverd up now.
That’s moar better.
Danyull Craig, is u ok under there?
Danyull Craig: mmmm mmmmmm-mmmmph
wOOt !! ooooooooooo u guise r sooo notty !!! ai’m tellin…….oh wate…..no wun to telll……
ifn ai cant tell on u ….ai’ll jest hav to joyn u …..
mov obber SJ….so, SJ, ai waz teh impresseded wiff ur werk, waz it jest yesturdai??? well dun !
I snerkd at the shrew frum Owtter Hebridees.
it wuz priddee mush a non-stawp snerckfest fer me.
Kitteh sploshun…
all yer kittehz R belong to me.
fog causes yet another pileup on the 95
Foster Mommy takes care of kittehs at kitteh orphanage.
Kitteh dai kare oberdu fir inzpection bi state aginci.
Needz sertipikate rebokeded fur obercroodedness.
Iz Laydee Muhdawnuh kitteh.
Laydee Muhdawnuh, kittehs at ur feetz
Wunner hao u manij 2 mayk enz meetz
Hoo fynz teh monies wen u pai teh rent?
Did u fink dat monies b hevin sent?
Frydai nyt arryvz wifowt a sootcays
Sundai moarnin creepeen lyk a nun
Mondai’s kitteh lernded to tie hims bootlayc
C hao dey runz
Laydee Muhdawnuh, kitten at ur chest
Wunner hao u manij 2 feed teh rest
C hao dey runz
Laydee Muhdawnuh, lying on teh bed
Lissen 2 teh muzak playeeng n ur hed
Toozdai aftrnoon b nevar endin
Winsdai moarnin paypurs didnt come
Thursdai nyt ur stokeengs can has mending?
C hao dey runz
Laydee Muhdawnuh, kittehs at ur feetz
Wunner hao u manij 2 mayk enz meetz
Beedles! YAY!
lissin to teh muzic playin in yore he-ad (goze up to hi note)
*playz air keybored*
OT is dat billy prestun playin teh piano/keyboared?
I can has fertility treatment?
You mean contrasepshunz right?
At dis poynt, I’z tinkin moar toob tyin ur vahs–ves–ekwivilunt 4 da boiz.
And now teh traffix repoart. There is a multi-kitteh pile-up on teh blue pile rug in teh libbing room. If u has to go that way, we suggest u take a detoor trhough teh dining rooms by way of teh kitchens. kthx.
And now back to u in teh stoodyo.
I see teh kulprit is leeving teh seen of teh aksident! Be on teh lukout for layte-model kitteh wif teh floofy orinj tayle.
Well, I guess we all knoes that teh TomCat sighuntology kitteh will beez along any minute to give teh halps that only he can gives.
lolz
WIN!
*shuuuhhh!!! he..he..he..us orinj onz r pwettee sneeky arentz we*
Kulprit will speak to our attorneys — Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe.
Hai! Dat’s wut Ai waz gonna say!
tHANk you lolcatburglar for dat repoart. on to late braking newz:
Science reporter Phillup d’Beeker, has a nupdate awn teh use of chalk own gotes. Is majik markers moar enbiron mentally bettuh? Oar is dis a miff promoated by the sharpie marker lobby?
I don’t trust teh sharpie marker lobby. Those rinkly dawgs is up to no good, I tells u.
ahem. Thankyew berry much for dat “persun on the street” intervyew.
And now a word frum ower sponsors.
*voice heard as camera cutz away- “Ware’d choo get dat nutkase frum? I kant werk under dese condishuns.”*
OH! We’re bak. Coming up in dis next segment “Violentz in Kantinas” and, teh menny yuses ob choklit, grahm cwakers, mershmallews. Nawt just for smores annymoar.
Ho kay, whoo ohpened da door tu da quadrotritacalie?
Yaay, Tribble. I knowed dat pikshoor remiend me ov sumpfin.
Eye jus had tu sai eet Maus!
.plop
………..plofp
…plop
(dats teh tribbul kittehs fawlin on Kirkses hed.
afteh teh furst big daylooozh wen teh door openz, tehn a few plop, on his hed wunadatime)
Sumwun plz cloze dat door!
Trek Trivia: the random tribbles that fell on Shat were dropped/thrown by stagehands, who were reported to have had much fun bouncing the critters off Shat’s head. Also, due to various glitches during filming the scene, the one that got used was the (IIRC) 7th (!!) take. No wonder he looks a bit bedraggled…
Everyone who hasn’t yet should see “The Trouble with Tribbles” Star Trek episode done in Lolcat-ese. I lolroflbbqlol every time I see it. I’m sure a cheeze friend can supply a link (I jus do search for “star trek – lol”)
granades.com/2007/05/02/loltrek/
Dat is pure jeenyuss.
whut she sed!!
I can maek purr?
The scene just after the Kitty Piñata was broken open…
FTW1!1
… dis pinata gibs teh snorgels, nsted uv kandee!
bes pinyatta evr!
Itz a FTWyatta!
Yes, we awl comfy. Wai yoo ask?
… like jujubes on a hot day
Jump ceiling cat… we catches you.
That sounds VRY framiliar… hmmm.
lcl, pllleeeeeeeze dont go getting idears adn wanduh neer teh well.
o, bye teh wae, i fink the frenz in teenytinyingerland are gonna try making uz smores. i gibbed tem sum hepfull hintz.
didju like teh wunz i maded you?
Donut beez teh worry, MaryO. I is still leeving wet pawprints everywhare today. The well has teh yello danjer tape all around and teh EPA is cleening up teh toxic troll rezidoo.
The smores were teh yummy. I can has…
another batch?
i get rite to wit!
*vweeeph* zipz of to start mekin teh smoarz.
*getz to kichen, wunderz wut i am sposed to be doin…*
oh hai mary o’spockn….u hav teh ADD too????
well, mebbee. i blaemz it on bean a babybloomer.
15 Kittehs, mwah ha ha ha!!!
Fifteen kits on a ded man’s chest
Yo ho ho and a burget to nom
Sezamee Street Cownt!
Okay, meebee 14, but still mwah, ha ha ha….
Dat pore momma kitteh.. hao can she breev wiff awl dem kittehs on her? I cownted abowt 14 widdle fayces.. not incloodin the orinj floofy tayle that’s leebing the pikshur! Summa dose bebbehs needz to be boddle fed!
Pore momma… I can has spayed?
Ai wunner if U tryd 2 pick up piel of kittehs, wood dey all stick togeefur?
Az cold az it bee heer, Ai need dat many kittehs in da bed, 2 keep mi warm!
Bebbeh-sitter kitteh sez “Yoo coodnt pay me enuff! Iz owta here!”
Bebbeh kittehz sez “Yay!!!”
Mama kitteh sez *sigh*
Dat orinj tail belongs to da daddeh kitteh….hez slinkin awai to watch da game.
Kittehs hab reeched critical mass splozion imminent!
poor mattress dog
!!!!SPLORTZZZ!!!!!!!!!
Iz kitteh vershun ov Duggar Famlee!
Left fut blu?? Hoel flor b blu. Dis nawt veree fun gaem.
Itz teh fun for teh littel bebbeh kittens wif teh short attenshun sp– hay look! A berd!
uh, oh….ai hopes teh CCC is klowse bai; dis much floofieness and snorglishousness can cawse ***SPLORT*** ai wuz afeered of taht…wotta mess… kyuteness killed meee! Nawt onlee monitor, but keebord, printr, desk, fone, papers EBBRYting a beeg mess. Awl bee awl day cleenin’ DIS mess up. Oil well. Nuttin else betta to do anyways…..
ai needs a martoonie, mebbe multiples afore ai can cleen up dis splortage!
fur twister!
(dey cant play naked twister)
Need moar kittehs! Nawt anuff floofyness.
dats nawt anuff floofy for u? hau mutch floofy kin on kitteh need?
is 100% of ur ardeeay of kyute, dat’s for shure.
Moar liek 3000 purrr-sent rekumendid deylee alowens uv teh kyoot. U no needz ehnee moar kyoot fr firtee deyz.
Iz in trubble den. Ai has floofy kitteh at hoem. She ALLWAYZ kyoot!
Wate foar it….
….wate foar it…..
*SPLORT*
Heh, felt dat wun liek a sneaze….
blezz u!
Bebbeh Kittehz heerd
sowndz ubz Can Oapenerr andz
awll caymz a’runneng
Twennee foar Kitteh
pyle upz awn t3h Hawllway juss
souff ubz t3h Kitchunn
Furst respawnndurrz andz
CCC arz awn t3h wayz.
Needz CHRGz!
No Kittehz wurz hurt.
Juss awll wundurreeng wary t3h
gooshee fud’z hydeeng?
Jack.
wutz it called, teh sooperovulashun? Pore Mama! Hopez she got ficksed soon affer dis.
I can haz the tabbeh on the left looking at the camera?
Widdle woolly-sweetie-schmoopy-woopy-furpants…>head asplodes<
K, U can haz dat one. Ai want da littel wun 2 de ryte of da middel, looking up wif hiz mouf wyde opun.
Dey awl so kyoot, ai can’t chuuz jus wun….WANT ALL!!!
rhsb……dat teh wun ai saw …….himz teh cyute behbeh,,,can awlmost heer teh cyute liddle behbeh kitn cry frum heer…..
lol hey guys
Ooooh, Voltrom Kitteh Forz will saves yew!!!
*div in 2 da floof*
*dive* (soft plopp, no splash)
*swimming in da floof*
*sigh!*
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Akshually, this looks like a shot from teh proof sheet for teh “we herd can openur” picshur from teh other day.
U can just heer teh eggasperated fotograffer sayin “Wud u guise SIT STILL for 5 seconds? Hay u! Wif teh floofy oranj tail. We is not done here. Get back in teh shot!”
den he sez teh majik wurdz
NO CHEEZBURGERS UNTIL I GETS TEH GUD PIKSHURES!!!!
Cool wrestling kittehs!
That is a LOT of kittehs. How’d you get a kitteh ball that big?
Is dat a mummy cat wif likes, a frillion kittens? Kinda looks dat ways… but some of thems lil’ kitteh is diffrunt sizes. *ish confused*
an srsly, cud b mennies daddehs?
FLOOOOOOOOOFFFFFF!!!!1!!!
Thanks, I just had to say that…
SO KYOOT!
Too bad it’s illegal to own that many cats
Surely that is a glimpse of heaven.
Ther ar moar kittehs in hevven and erth, Horatio,
Than ar dreamt uv in yor pile-o-sawtfies!
Win
Awww!
….here’s the latest traffic report…Looks like theres a large kitteh pileup on the expressway. Take alternate route….
Deres dat big pile o floofs again.
How’s manys kittehs iz dat?? Holy sheetz!!!!
Wut’s bettur dan a goggiepile? A KITTEHpile, dats wut!!!
i love the and i mean love the picture of your catzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
i have 14000000 cats and they are all black except for one.
In a effort to combat electricity shortages, scientists test the first static electricity generator.
Kitteh-fluff flux capacitor?
zapp!!!
Tee hee! kitteh twister! get it?
If this picture doesn’t make you smile, you must be dead inside.
Seriously, this picture would make osama bin laden smile. It’s that cute
“kitteh orgy.
you wantz it.”
xD
I wod lik to met da hooman hoo invantd twister
nu capshun: y dey call dis “doggpaile”?