Emo Cat
u can be teh mah space fwiendz…
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TK – Wut NS dans inspyres you tooday? Conga-rats!
Thanks Missy, lets do some happy danses to cheer up emo kitteh and sad doggeh.
Purr-haps wit deh jazz handies and deh tippy tappy feets?
**toe, heel, hands up hie…**
I lyke that, jazz hands, shimmeh, shake slyde, taps pawzes
: falls down from all teh exershuns
Ok I haz sum coffeh with Kahlua for eberywun herez after the danses..
Ai wil qwiklee danz fur two-kittehs verree fine nawt-second. An a wud rellee luv to stop by an have som coffee wif the Kahlua – wich ai just luv!!
*tippetee tappetee tippetee tappetee tap tap
tappetee tippetee tappetee tippetee tap tap
tippetee tippetee tappetee tappetee tap tap JAZZ HANDS!!!
ah – oh mai – whooo hooo – taht coffee smellz so guuuuud!!
good caption
**peeks out from unner chair**
blink.
**creaps ober tu da cornr**
blink. blink.
**purtends tu warsh face, but makin’ sure no ones around**
**clears froat. looks round agin.**
okayokayokayokay youkinduityoukinduit…
**JAZZ HANDS!!!**
SKWEEEE!!! dat was fun!!! =D
::scurries back under chair and hides admidts da floof::
purrrrzzzzz….
There are both happy and quite well adjusted… this was not posed. In fact I have pictures of Flickr (where this was borrowed) of them together as Cali matures
Our daddeh iz gone and we haz the sad they sayz
“I made him from things I found in the couch – martha stewart showed me how. I don’t have opposable thumbs tho, so he’s a bit droopy”
kitty looks a bit spritely to be emo kitty – is this Fuzzgazi?
hhai teh flat fayce?
taht shuld hab been “whai” at teh beggining.
stoopy keyboard.
catlike typing detected.
pebkak- promblem esksists betwwen kitteh adn keybored
wut happened to dat goggeh’s mouf??!!!11!!?? is him sinkin intoda mattress? HALP HALP!!! HE is bein eeted bai dah mattress!!
goggie’s mouf nawt sinkin. is floppsee fays n is spreddin owt s’all.
caus goggie deflated bi kittehez pointy endz sillez!
momcat
cue: you’ve gotta fwend in me (toy storee song)
LOTS of Borg-like presishun today!
iz nawn-sekwitoor?
is ref to ch’s ability to do brane surguree, roket siyens, adn get clebeh nawt sekunds dew too herz b0rg like presishun. teh rest ob us, well, we onlee aspiyurez towit
U never kan has a fwend lyke me
Emo-dog says “Just kill me wid a spoon…”
My pets look just like this when we have visitors. “Nobody here loves me. Will you love me?”
Our pets do that wid visitors to: “Look at how skinnee we iz! They don’t feed us enuff! Look us – they ignore us; they beat us! They never pet us! Will YOU give us sympathy? Will YOU love us? (Ahem!) Will YOU FEED US??????????????”
Dis comment took seven minutes to post! After five minutes, I sent it agin! (Still don’t see second time yet.) But when it DO appear, sorry for the stereoscopic postin!)
Mai kitteh 2! Lies on teh flur. awl limpz. “soo week! hugz meh! feedz meh! takes meh home wit u!” Den when dey go 2 cuddle da kitteh….HA!….Itza trap! Da Pointee endz Ai Haz dem! Teh butt wiggel of doom, see it nao!”
“butt wiggel of doom” FTW!!
weiz had ‘1/2 meezer kitteh lik dat-
awlz tol da peepz “no petz da kitteh or u beez sry!”- Deh neber lisen…kitteh (nom of Sam bi da wai) wuld kum up awl purry n nic, peepz go “awwh nic kitteh” deh putz daon da fingieez….. WHAM! “I gotz u naow! ” claws n Pointy teef ub def! Peepz awlwaiz gotz da mawled……. himz ’specialy lik da nylyons on da ladees……
momcat
Not to mention open the door, they NEVER open the door for us, we have been trapped out here in the freezing cold for weeks, months even. Freezing, starving, neglected, poor poor kitties. If we had opposable thumbs we would be calling PETA.
I IS NOT ALONE!!! i has frenz to stay who tinks taht becuz kittehs chooz to skrit skrit skrit on HER bedrum door in erlee ours ob mornin, taht meens I nebber feeds em ebber.
Our petz do that too wid visitors: “Ohai…we so sad….Look at us, we so skinnee – they neber feed us. They’s mean to us, they don’t pet us, they beets us….will YOU pet me? will YOU love me? (Ahem – big pay-off now) Will YOU FEED ME???????????????”
(Except Little Tiny Cookie – she very shy little girl. Hides when company comes)
I’m the one wif teh rinkles,
and teh cat is emo?
ai muss agree, gogie luks sadder tahn kitteh, tho eef yu luk at kittehs eyes, he luks berry sad. ai stawp maikign no sense naow kthxbai.
Goggie fins a sole maet.
“You must habeen onza hawt sydewauk goggie… Yoos iz meltin’”
That’s not a cat, that’s lunch!
bad goggie!
goggie, u spit taht owt rite tihs minit!
pore kitteh…ai snorgles u an dries goggie slobbers awf yoos face
i haetz tu kibble wif yu Aoife, but iz nawt lunch needer — iz a tyni snak (hai fyber, loe fat), jus a biet-syz snakky frum vending masheen.
Dat’s not lunch, datz a mid-mornin snack!!
hey hai!
Miser-kitteh lufz cumpnaeez!
Emo kitteh n emo goggie shayr tehir pains n sads…
d’oh!
*splortz*
posted butt dinnt show up – moppded up n rappd hed in hunnerd doller towill.
ahem *kwite red in fays*
i been meenin tu ask fer sum tiem, whut iz orijin ub teh hunnerd doller towill? i fink dis frum wen i wuz nawt bizzitin ichc berry often, an i missded the begginin ub teh stowry.
*still feelin sheepish*
kthxbai
yes, gwampa. tell us teh storee ob teh hunnert dolluh towl- teh short bershun. yew can leab in a litddle of teh kissin parts.
Heer it iz. There iz a second part – but ai doo nawt hav taht link bukmarked. Sorree, Sumday ai will. Thsi is called “Teh Trial ov teh Senchuree.”
Starts fif luka at 7:21 “Wut humph mean.”
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/28/hmph/
jch4k, yu iz teh ICHC historeean! yu alwez knoez teh anserz.
hooray fer jch4k!!
an teh lolcatburgler iz teh ichc’s berry oan talonted an funneh skript rieter!
horray fer lcb!! (i glad yu’z nawt on stryk)
hmmm. script in ><arrows like that on either side
doesn’t show up.
* Puts on Geek Hat (with Propeller) *
You have the order of the angle brackets reversed “” closes the markup. In short, “Yer doin it rong”.
I now return you to your regularly scheduled LOLz…
lol thx! I put them reversed so they’d show up. if I put them open ends facing each other, they wouldn’t show up! s’ok. I give up.
KL, what are you trying to do?
tryin 2 gib u a hedake???
put smilee heer.
(smilees donut werk furr me eeder. I doz it riet. tehy come owt as yello line. is wut i sees wen u doz it 2.)
If you use a traditional “text” smiley, it comes out sized wrong, so it looks like a long yellow line in most browsers. There’s a way to make them “right”, but I don’t know how.
Calling All CheezFrens: can anyone help us?
As yoo well noe, Maus, ai haz no claym whatsoever to a GH(wPoi), but ai suggested this to Momcat _or MM – ai furgit – an it werked.
Mai smileis ar PURRFEKT in safari. : cry : akshullee has teh teers running down the cheeks. In firefox, wich is what ai recentlee had to get becuz mai hotmail wudn’t werk enemoar wif safari, yoo can see the teers, but tehy are nawt flowing.
MM (or Momcat) – wuz also just getting teh pancakes. (Remember we went to her house fur the pancake partee??) Aneway – ai don’t noe what she was using fur ai browser, but ai suggested tath she get firefox – and she did – an now her smiles ar all right – moastlee.
So – probablee is just a question ov a browser tath duzn’t support the smilee . . .things an you must use a browser tath dus.
An ai hope ai hazn’t just babbled a lot ov total nomsense!!!
No, you didn’t, Janet!! I have Firefox and thought it was the ….cat’s pajamas.
But I am jealous of Mac now. I didn’t know the face had flowee tears!!
Janet, u computer expert, you, u has tawt mee sumthin noo!
(r u laffin yet??
)
when i uses teh firefawkes teh smileees cry moving tears, in moar dan one cents ob the wordz.
but nawt fur sad 
and, teh mouf mooves when i do
like it hab teh giggulz
i fink my faborite is teh rolly eyes
pay attenshun. this will be on teh test.
Bah. Stoopy WP ate my example.
The left angle bracket, aka the less-than symbol, usually located on the “comma” key, opens a markup. The right angle bracket, aka the greater-than symbol, usually located on the period/dot key, closes the markup.
Goggie is sad cuz kitteh is used up all teh kewt.
Reminds me of that Warner Brother’s cartoon with the tiny cat being adopted by a large bulldog.
Dis 1?
http://www.miniclip.com/toons/feed-the-kitty/en/
Iz caled “Fede da kitteh.”
Great Cartoon.
I tinks Iz remembers dis wun!
Don’t bake teh kitteh into a cookie!
Iz teh big goggie, big kitteh prograhm…
– u hurd of it?
Tehy help teh liddl kittehz dat git los awt der in teh big wurld. Helps dem not be so lonlie.
OMG, 2seahorses, that’s exactlee wut I came heer to say!
Wasn’t dat just teh sweetest littul cartoon?
What a lubblee memree.
Wai so glum, chum? Letz go habs a cuppla cheezburgers… wif bacon an unyuns!
Unyuns is poizin! Should be orange.
Seeryusly? Unyuns not gud 4 kittehs? I nawt kno dis. I lurn sumfing noo ebery day on ICHC! Kitteh lessons… I needz ‘em.
also grapes bad. Not dat mah kitteh is exactlee beggin fur dem.
This is one of the cutest pictures I’ve seen a looong time! http://www.wannasmile.com
doggeh’s g/f juss dropt oft bebbeh. she sais itz his. doggeh worreed abowt telleeng his peeps. mebbe fine a hideeng playse? but kitteh keeps meowling lowd an sais R U MAI DADDEE?
Jerry Springer kitteh?????
**goggie, puts daon that chair!! No hits teh momma kitteh!!!**
“And teh paternity test says….”
Mineeee-kitteh is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy off the Kewtness Scail…! LURVE
Cue Sinom and Garfunlol:
In teh bedroom lies a boxer wif a kitteh by his side
And they carries teh reminders of every one that let them down
Or snubbed them til they whimpered in their anger and their shame
We is emo, we is emo, but our frenship still remains
Lol lol lol, lol lol lol lol lol lol lol, lol lol lol…
*DISCLAIMER: I is aware that teh dawg is mebbe not a boxer. I is not a dawg person, k? But I knoes that teh kitteh is a kitteh so I’m half rite anyways. So there.
awwwwwwwwww……
Mah wife, the Dog-person (they are crazy, you know…) says that this dawg is probably a Bull Mastiff. Has a “pretty head”, also. She also Dog-Show-person.
I watches teh Westminster Dawg Shows every year but I is still not conversant wif every breed. Thx for teh update, wife of Johnson442! Sinom and Garfunklol didn’t does a song about a Mastiff, but we can makes this work.
So everyone, mark ur copies as follows:
In teh bedroom lies a
boxermastiff wif a kitteh by his sideAnd they carries teh reminders of every one that let them down
Or snubbed them til they whimpered in their anger and their shame
We is emo, we is emo, but our frenship still remains
Lol lol lol, lol lol lol lol lol lol lol, lol lol lol…
That? Brilliant!
Oh, and thanks for the ear worm!
emodog.
Beeg Rinkill Doggeh
juss needz sum attenshun. Dat’z
Liddill Kitteh’z jawb
Hewminz arz away.
Coodz habz fun 2gethurr ifz
Doggeh wantedz 2
Liddill Kitteh tesstz
Rinkill Doggeh’z fur. Lawtza
playsez 4 a Nap
Jack.
Awww, Jack. Now you’ve gone and done it, again. I’m going to be able to relax and leave the day behind despite myself. What a sweet picture your words paint.
♬
You had a bad day
The camera don’t lie
You’re coming back down and you really don’t mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day
♬
Kewt fuzziness!
(Splort)
LOLs! I love that Happycat Cheezbuggah’s myspace lolfwendz include Germany! Just… Germany. Like, the entire country. Represented by one charming little avatar with flags in him’s hat. Germany, myspace friend of one Happycat Cheezburger, Esq.. Let me show you it.
An’ cheez, that background? psykide…psycheled… made my brain go roundy roundy, dood!
looks like an emo contest to me!
OMG!Iz tiny Sasuke and Kiba went emo!
let’s spam http://www.luv-emo.com/ ! Who’s with me?x-(
OMGOSHHH .. that little kitten looks like it was abused look underneath its eyes !
, that pic would be cute if it wasn’t like all scratched .. :S
Not that I mind my pictures and pets being used but I feel that I need to make clear that they are neither depressed, malcontent nor EMO not that they would be of any less worth if they were.
“Abused” is a pretty harsh word when you have no information upon which to base your assumption.
I found the owner of these animals when I saw this photo on her Flickr site. I sent this posting to her, and she wrote, “Actually she was found by a dumpster. I assure you both of them have a pretty good life even by people standards.”
Plz not eat :[
Very funny pic , dog and cat best friends