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Emo Cat

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Maiks a fwend.

u can be teh mah space fwiendz…

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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two_kittehs

Mah brudder from another muther

Missy

TK - Wut NS dans inspyres you tooday? Conga-rats!

two_kittehs

Thanks Missy, lets do some happy danses to cheer up emo kitteh and sad doggeh.

Missy

Purr-haps wit deh jazz handies and deh tippy tappy feets?
**toe, heel, hands up hie…**

two_kittehs

I lyke that, jazz hands, shimmeh, shake slyde, taps pawzes
: falls down from all teh exershuns

Ok I haz sum coffeh with Kahlua for eberywun herez after the danses..

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Ai wil qwiklee danz fur two-kittehs verree fine nawt-second. An a wud rellee luv to stop by an have som coffee wif the Kahlua - wich ai just luv!!

*tippetee tappetee tippetee tappetee tap tap
tappetee tippetee tappetee tippetee tap tap
tippetee tippetee tappetee tappetee tap tap JAZZ HANDS!!!

ah - oh mai - whooo hooo - taht coffee smellz so guuuuud!!

 
 
KittyKars

**peeks out from unner chair**

blink.

**creaps ober tu da cornr**

blink. blink.

**purtends tu warsh face, but makin’ sure no ones around**

**clears froat. looks round agin.**

okayokayokayokay youkinduityoukinduit…

**JAZZ HANDS!!!**

SKWEEEE!!! dat was fun!!! =D

::scurries back under chair and hides admidts da floof::

purrrrzzzzz….

 
 
 
navonco

There are both happy and quite well adjusted… this was not posed. In fact I have pictures of Flickr (where this was borrowed) of them together as Cali matures

 
 
 
two_kittehs

Our daddeh iz gone and we haz the sad they sayz

 
stend

“I made him from things I found in the couch - martha stewart showed me how. I don’t have opposable thumbs tho, so he’s a bit droopy”

kitty looks a bit spritely to be emo kitty - is this Fuzzgazi?

 
 
gascat

taht shuld hab been “whai” at teh beggining.

stoopy keyboard.

InfamousQBert

catlike typing detected.

mary O'Spockn

pebkak- promblem esksists betwwen kitteh adn keybored

 
 
 
lowly grunt

wut happened to dat goggeh’s mouf??!!!11!!?? is him sinkin intoda mattress? HALP HALP!!! HE is bein eeted bai dah mattress!!

kittehlurve

goggie’s mouf nawt sinkin. is floppsee fays n is spreddin owt s’all.

 
 
gascat

caus goggie deflated bi kittehez pointy endz sillez!

momcat

 
 
mary O'Spockn

cue: you’ve gotta fwend in me (toy storee song)

Cookie's human

LOTS of Borg-like presishun today!

InfamousQBert

iz nawn-sekwitoor?

mary O'Spockn

is ref to ch’s ability to do brane surguree, roket siyens, adn get clebeh nawt sekunds dew too herz b0rg like presishun. teh rest ob us, well, we onlee aspiyurez towit

 
 
 
Dexaan

U never kan has a fwend lyke me

 
 
Cookie's human

Emo-dog says “Just kill me wid a spoon…”

 
Maus

My pets look just like this when we have visitors. “Nobody here loves me. Will you love me?”

Cookie's human

Our pets do that wid visitors to: “Look at how skinnee we iz! They don’t feed us enuff! Look us - they ignore us; they beat us! They never pet us! Will YOU give us sympathy? Will YOU love us? (Ahem!) Will YOU FEED US??????????????”

Cookie's human

Dis comment took seven minutes to post! After five minutes, I sent it agin! (Still don’t see second time yet.) But when it DO appear, sorry for the stereoscopic postin!)

 
shyrcat

Mai kitteh 2! Lies on teh flur. awl limpz. “soo week! hugz meh! feedz meh! takes meh home wit u!” Den when dey go 2 cuddle da kitteh….HA!….Itza trap! Da Pointee endz Ai Haz dem! Teh butt wiggel of doom, see it nao!”

Flooof

“butt wiggel of doom” FTW!!

 
gascat

weiz had ‘1/2 meezer kitteh lik dat-
awlz tol da peepz “no petz da kitteh or u beez sry!”- Deh neber lisen…kitteh (nom of Sam bi da wai) wuld kum up awl purry n nic, peepz go “awwh nic kitteh” deh putz daon da fingieez….. WHAM! “I gotz u naow! ” claws n Pointy teef ub def! Peepz awlwaiz gotz da mawled……. himz ’specialy lik da nylyons on da ladees……

momcat

 
 
healingmagichands

Not to mention open the door, they NEVER open the door for us, we have been trapped out here in the freezing cold for weeks, months even. Freezing, starving, neglected, poor poor kitties. If we had opposable thumbs we would be calling PETA.

 
sammidge

I IS NOT ALONE!!! i has frenz to stay who tinks taht becuz kittehs chooz to skrit skrit skrit on HER bedrum door in erlee ours ob mornin, taht meens I nebber feeds em ebber.

 
 
Cookie's human

Our petz do that too wid visitors: “Ohai…we so sad….Look at us, we so skinnee - they neber feed us. They’s mean to us, they don’t pet us, they beets us….will YOU pet me? will YOU love me? (Ahem - big pay-off now) Will YOU FEED ME???????????????”

(Except Little Tiny Cookie - she very shy little girl. Hides when company comes)

 
 
Romeow

I’m the one wif teh rinkles,
and teh cat is emo?

gascat

ai muss agree, gogie luks sadder tahn kitteh, tho eef yu luk at kittehs eyes, he luks berry sad. ai stawp maikign no sense naow kthxbai.

 
 
rodney dill

“You must habeen onza hawt sydewauk goggie… Yoos iz meltin’”

 
 
Aoife

That’s not a cat, that’s lunch! ;)

 
two-kitteh-limit

goggie, u spit taht owt rite tihs minit!

pore kitteh…ai snorgles u an dries goggie slobbers awf yoos face

 
moe

i haetz tu kibble wif yu Aoife, but iz nawt lunch needer — iz a tyni snak (hai fyber, loe fat), jus a biet-syz snakky frum vending masheen.

 
Maine Coon

Dat’s not lunch, datz a mid-mornin snack!!

 
 
 
 
kittehlurve

Emo kitteh n emo goggie shayr tehir pains n sads…

d’oh!

*splortz*

kittehlurve

posted butt dinnt show up - moppded up n rappd hed in hunnerd doller towill.

moe

ahem *kwite red in fays*

i been meenin tu ask fer sum tiem, whut iz orijin ub teh hunnerd doller towill? i fink dis frum wen i wuz nawt bizzitin ichc berry often, an i missded the begginin ub teh stowry.

*still feelin sheepish*

kthxbai

mary O'Spockn

yes, gwampa. tell us teh storee ob teh hunnert dolluh towl- teh short bershun. yew can leab in a litddle of teh kissin parts.

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Heer it iz. There iz a second part - but ai doo nawt hav taht link bukmarked. Sorree, Sumday ai will. Thsi is called “Teh Trial ov teh Senchuree.”

Starts fif luka at 7:21 “Wut humph mean.”

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/28/hmph/

moe

jch4k, yu iz teh ICHC historeean! yu alwez knoez teh anserz.
hooray fer jch4k!!

an teh lolcatburgler iz teh ichc’s berry oan talonted an funneh skript rieter!
horray fer lcb!! (i glad yu’z nawt on stryk)

 
 
 
 
 
kittehlurve

hmmm. script in ><arrows like that on either side
doesn’t show up.

Maus

* Puts on Geek Hat (with Propeller) *

You have the order of the angle brackets reversed “” closes the markup. In short, “Yer doin it rong”.

I now return you to your regularly scheduled LOLz…

kittehlurve

lol thx! I put them reversed so they’d show up. if I put them open ends facing each other, they wouldn’t show up! s’ok. I give up.

Maus

KL, what are you trying to do?

kittehlurve

tryin 2 gib u a hedake???
put smilee heer.
(smilees donut werk furr me eeder. I doz it riet. tehy come owt as yello line. is wut i sees wen u doz it 2.)

Maus

If you use a traditional “text” smiley, it comes out sized wrong, so it looks like a long yellow line in most browsers. There’s a way to make them “right”, but I don’t know how.

Calling All CheezFrens: can anyone help us?

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

As yoo well noe, Maus, ai haz no claym whatsoever to a GH(wPoi), but ai suggested this to Momcat _or MM - ai furgit - an it werked.

Mai smileis ar PURRFEKT in safari. : cry : akshullee has teh teers running down the cheeks. In firefox, wich is what ai recentlee had to get becuz mai hotmail wudn’t werk enemoar wif safari, yoo can see the teers, but tehy are nawt flowing.

MM (or Momcat) - wuz also just getting teh pancakes. (Remember we went to her house fur the pancake partee??) Aneway - ai don’t noe what she was using fur ai browser, but ai suggested tath she get firefox - and she did - an now her smiles ar all right - moastlee.

So - probablee is just a question ov a browser tath duzn’t support the smilee . . .things an you must use a browser tath dus.

An ai hope ai hazn’t just babbled a lot ov total nomsense!!!

 
kafleen

No, you didn’t, Janet!! I have Firefox and thought it was the ….cat’s pajamas. :P But I am jealous of Mac now. I didn’t know the face had flowee tears!!

Janet, u computer expert, you, u has tawt mee sumthin noo!

(r u laffin yet?? :P )

 
mary O'Spockn

when i uses teh firefawkes teh smileees cry moving tears, in moar dan one cents ob the wordz. :cry: but nawt fur sad :sad:

and, teh mouf mooves when i do :lol: like it hab teh giggulz

i fink my faborite is teh rolly eyes :roll:

 
mary O'Spockn

pay attenshun. this will be on teh test.

 
 
 
 
Maus

Bah. Stoopy WP ate my example.

The left angle bracket, aka the less-than symbol, usually located on the “comma” key, opens a markup. The right angle bracket, aka the greater-than symbol, usually located on the period/dot key, closes the markup.

 
 
 
Gina

Goggie is sad cuz kitteh is used up all teh kewt.