Comments on: eeeeww…

By: Martok

Martok — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 00:18:46 +0000

I know how that kitteh feels….

By: Dragonmind

Dragonmind — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 18:11:40 +0000

oh noes! I LOST MY TISSUIE! lol

(do not email me)

By: Derek

Derek — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 13:57:39 +0000

o noes! da kissin sene!

By: LunaKitteh

LunaKitteh — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 03:46:10 +0000

hmmmm… meh kitteh wuz part teh raison ai dinna wanna tek mai Christmassy twee daon… Master Skippyjon wantsta halp wif ebber ting… ai finly hadda lawk himz enna powerch.. sigh.. all mosst dun thow…

By: Lanamaniac

Lanamaniac — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:15:10 +0000

Just for teh record, i hates that sofa.
its so fug. i yelled at the rentals when they bought it. funny ting, everything else in house be real modern. Dis thing be embarrassin. BUT the kitteh lurbs it! she sleep on it and scratched her klawz on it. good kitteh heheheheheeee……..

By: syahidali

syahidali — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:16:03 +0000

hate pepper sprayz.

By: yippee!!!

yippee!!! — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 06:35:09 +0000

sew sweeet!
ps–i lykes yer sofa.

By: yippee!!!

yippee!!! — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 06:33:04 +0000

lyke a disease.

By: Charly

Charly — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 03:35:15 +0000

99…100!

Coming, ready or not.

By: Minde

Minde — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 02:04:11 +0000

MOOOOM! Plz not to ware outside!

By: noxfox

noxfox — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 01:31:34 +0000

She is redonkulously cute! I love this caption.

By: Elvis

Elvis — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 00:30:35 +0000

Is teh fabrik dat is teh PLEH. phunny velor stuf an gets teh kiteh fur AWL ober it! NOT WANT!

By: carosue

carosue — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 00:20:02 +0000

Yeah, sofa not so bad. I haz seen much much much MUCH wers!

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 23:28:55 +0000

nope… pseudonym I took at slashdot.org …. and I kept it when I started blogging caption contest at outsidethebeltway dawt com … can’t really give it up now.

By: Lanamaniac

Lanamaniac — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 21:41:38 +0000

Her name is Ksenya or Ksusha.
Mai first kitteh! Lurbs her so moshe!

By: gremlin

gremlin — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 20:43:34 +0000

Kyoot kitteh! Wutz her naem? Tell us awl abowt her! We lubs de kittehs!

By: gremlin

gremlin — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 20:41:02 +0000

Mah liddel sister alwaiyz lukked liek dis when de Sleestaks appeered in teh Caturday mawrning show “Land of the Lost” dis wuz bak in de 70s.

She wuld hied behind cowch too. I wuld pretend to be Sleestak an walk arownd liek a smawl dinosaur makin weerd noyziz.

A meen big sister – I wuz wun!

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 18:34:00 +0000

ooh!!
*slurpz hawtchoklit fasts adn dwains cup. takes remanes of candycane adn zipz off to the clarivacation*

thinks to self “i could use a good clari vacashun..purrfeck timing.”

By: gremlin

gremlin — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 18:00:23 +0000

Wuld yoo liek a blankee? A choklit?

*tuk tuk* Yor braynz bak in – yoo feel bedder nao?

By: gremlin

gremlin — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 17:56:41 +0000

Uv awl de kisses evver givven, dis wun wuz de moast passhunut, de moast pyur . . .

By: gremlin

gremlin — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 17:54:05 +0000

Wuzznt dat a Brews Spingsteen sawng?

Bliended bai teh cowch . . . Rapped up liek a . . .whut?!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 17:53:42 +0000

Yoo arn’t reelee rodney dill???

By: Teho

Teho — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 17:41:17 +0000

kroniklee.

By: Squeaky Bean

Squeaky Bean — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 16:34:50 +0000

Iz def pleh. Most peeples duznt has ’nuff tayst to buys de sofah and teh mid-century modern to make it werk. Sweet l’il moose moose, tho. Makes up 4 pleh.

By: Anthony

Anthony — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 16:14:22 +0000

Dont take kitteh teh see “Atonement.” There is lots o kissin. Blech!

By: SJ

SJ — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 16:10:13 +0000

Donut fret, D.R. – WerdPress hates awl ob us.

By: Lanamaniac

Lanamaniac — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 16:08:55 +0000

Thats ma beh-beh kitteh!
Her first post.

Me so proud!

By: Tom

Tom — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 15:03:40 +0000

Cackle, cackle!!!

“I’ll get you, my pretty!…. and your little cat, too!”

By: Nangycat

Nangycat — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 14:20:24 +0000

Is futon slipcover. As inveterate futon slipcover shopper, I NOES it! Can change if gets pleah.

By: D.R.

D.R. — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 14:02:38 +0000

Agin de stoopit WerPress skoos up mah postasis.

Why u haet me so, WerPress? Yyyyyyy?

By: Mimicat

Mimicat — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 13:56:54 +0000

Grandpa kitteh sez, As you wish.

By: pb

pb — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 13:50:40 +0000

I can has a cold tree frog beer. It has a flavor. Fank yew berry mush.

BTW, Mary. Back on teh “left foot blue” thred, dere is important clafiri… claryf… making mowr clear teh whole incident ub de goats, an de markers an stuff. It wus Igor!

By: Madeline

Madeline — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 11:22:16 +0000

Kitteh looks juist lyke lil’ kids…

By: salleh

salleh — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 10:44:08 +0000

ai feel az ai musts interjek a werd ov differmintz heer…….dat couch iz teh win….oranj izzint wun ov mi faborite culurz (leestest faborite akshually) but iz classic barkcloth print…..iz bery stylish ……

By: minerva99

minerva99 — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 07:18:47 +0000

bemember… teh oranj ones iz poysen!!!

By: kitkay

kitkay — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 06:33:54 +0000

eye just gotted home frum seeing ‘Sweeney Todd’, and eye watched about 1/2 ob it wiff my i’s covered, like this kitteh.

By: kitkay

kitkay — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 06:30:47 +0000

iz bedder than moss teh sofas wii getz 2 sea here!

By: kitkay

kitkay — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 06:24:51 +0000

whut???

By: stend

stend — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 06:05:49 +0000

in rust orange?

By: gascat

gascat — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 05:56:55 +0000

well, ai s’pose tahts tru . . .

an yis, ai duz feel beddah, tanks fer askin.

By: gascat

gascat — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 05:55:17 +0000

wellz,
u wudnt wantz da peepz ta fink u waz a gascan r sumfin rit?

oh- meant “wurd” not “nom”
der- feelz beda?

momcat

By: gascat

gascat — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 05:53:32 +0000

hay! ged bak heer!!! whai yu has tu admit taht?!?!?!

oh wellz, nuttin ai kin do naow.

By: gascat

gascat — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 05:50:22 +0000

spekin ub da noms-
weiz had a kitteh dat ‘dopted us whenz I waz kitten, funnist fing mai momcat eber said “luk quik afor itz goes awai iz bobcat! himz stai mani yers! (himz wuz manx kitteh) anyhow- weiz called himz “outside cat” fur da obvius! waz himz nom foureber……

I fink mai nom is momcat….lest dats whut fishykitteh n gascat cawls meiz-
fishykitteh notz her realz nom, butz shud bees, she beez watchn her bebe fishies awl dai now…

n gascat usen himz initials GAS—- ya momcat herd dat ‘nitals dat mak a nom is gud luk….
momcat

(runs awai n hides frum da gascat)

By: ThinkPhink

ThinkPhink — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 05:13:30 +0000

my mom wud say:

“R!! R!!”

transleishun:

“its rated R so u clos ur eyeses!! NAO!!”

By: Claire

Claire — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 04:33:47 +0000

I kant watch Tom Cat agen…he sooo embar…mberass…uh, soo silly!

By: Tessie

Tessie — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 04:12:53 +0000

I fink maybe dis iz same stripey kitteh hoo did not want to go to sleep in other piksha… so he stayz up late to watch TV… He sez he not sleepy but 5 mins later, he’s rubbin his eyez.

By: halfbeast

halfbeast — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:54:33 +0000

…and teh floor iz lava! oh poor kitteh iz in twubble!

By: annyluvsprintie

annyluvsprintie — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:49:00 +0000

Ur rite bebeh. Kittehs doant do eet liek this!

By: Darrkwolff

Darrkwolff — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:42:22 +0000

Lolwin!

By: greasycat

greasycat — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:33:02 +0000

Sofah fabrik might actually work in a midcentury modern scheme. Classic retro 50′s furniture could carry it off, otherwise, is teh PLEH.