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I HATE these slasher films!!!!!
happee nawt sekunds (again!!!)
i duz a skaree danse
*slide, slide, glare*
*slide, slide, evil lukee*
*slide, slide, shows big pointee teefes*
*lurk lurk lurk*
*stalk stalk stalk*
*…*
*POWNS!!!!!!!!!!!*
happee nawt sekints aGAIN for you, c’s h!
butt wiggle of doom, then pounce
Congrats C’s H
teh horrer, teh horrer!
PANTS !!!
omg . . .
TAHT SOFAH!
Sofah fabrik might actually work in a midcentury modern scheme. Classic retro 50’s furniture could carry it off, otherwise, is teh PLEH.
in rust orange?
bemember… teh oranj ones iz poysen!!!
Iz def pleh. Most peeples duznt has ’nuff tayst to buys de sofah and teh mid-century modern to make it werk. Sweet l’il moose moose, tho. Makes up 4 pleh.
Is teh fabrik dat is teh PLEH. phunny velor stuf an gets teh kiteh fur AWL ober it! NOT WANT!
Is futon slipcover. As inveterate futon slipcover shopper, I NOES it! Can change if gets pleah.
And choo noze babeh dat iffen choo make da faces at da kissin’ seens, den dat means it beez bedtymes faor choo cuz choo innit old enuff faor tu be seein’ dis kynd of ting…
Rite. Yoo needz to go bed so mama an daddy can has….moar kissin.
Ur rite bebeh. Kittehs doant do eet liek this!
I fink maybe dis iz same stripey kitteh hoo did not want to go to sleep in other piksha… so he stayz up late to watch TV… He sez he not sleepy but 5 mins later, he’s rubbin his eyez.
I has teh ESP! I can reed my mynde!
Not so ez as u mite fink! Intenz efforts, I has dem!
U haz teh spoartz chanul??? O_o
noes, jus teh splorts chanul…
Lolwin!
D’oh! I cant beleef I leff teh remote awl teh wai ober der.
noes! and to reet…rettr…retre…gets it back, i has to open mah eyes and sees teh full horrer of teh sofa
deh orinj sofa skwares is poysin…
…and teh floor iz lava! oh poor kitteh iz in twubble!
i can has animul plannet?
as you wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssh!
PB, w00t, w00t!!!
WUT wuz u tihnking wen u bawt tihs cowche?
iz giffs me teh mygrains
eeeww kouch obscene
kitteh hasta put teh paw pads ober teh eyes to protekt teh delikat littie kitteh brain from teh tru horrer ob teh nastee, nastee sowfah
aww the sofa not be so bad. just look bad in cumparizon to teh byuty ob the kitty.
Yeah, sofa not so bad. I haz seen much much much MUCH wers!
non-gratuitous use of ironically ugly sofa FTW !!!
so-so day-glo yellow nouvo-schizo sofa!
I sowy kitteh, dis isn’t a nitemare.
U reely r on a couch that fugly.
Wen u get dun skreeming, u can b emo cat.
I’ll take the teal one anyday over this one…
Kitteh wuz bliended bai teh cowche! @_@
Wuzznt dat a Brews Spingsteen sawng?
Bliended bai teh cowch . . . Rapped up liek a . . .whut?!
ummm… ok so itz not my cowch, but…
iz not so bad, rly… haz nice leafy pattren in amongz teh erth tonez…
it beets chintz, duznt it?
iz bedder than moss teh sofas wii getz 2 sea here!
ai feel az ai musts interjek a werd ov differmintz heer…….dat couch iz teh win….oranj izzint wun ov mi faborite culurz (leestest faborite akshually) but iz classic barkcloth print…..iz bery stylish ……
Grandpa, are you SHOOR I’ll like dis stowy?
Anudder kissin scene?
Princess Bride ref FTW!!!!
kidnarped bai pyrits is good!
Grandpa kitteh sez, As you wish.
Uv awl de kisses evver givven, dis wun wuz de moast passhunut, de moast pyur . . .
Don’ wurree, kitteh! its ovah.
*kitteh peeks*
HAHA JUST KIDDING! SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH!
dat 1 horreted em
kitteh seez no evil.
eye just gotted home frum seeing ‘Sweeney Todd’, and eye watched about 1/2 ob it wiff my i’s covered, like this kitteh.
“I hates the flying monkeys in the Wizard of Oz.”
tel me wehn munkeez iz gon, i’ll b undr teh cowch
Cackle, cackle!!!
“I’ll get you, my pretty!…. and your little cat, too!”
Mah liddel sister alwaiyz lukked liek dis when de Sleestaks appeered in teh Caturday mawrning show “Land of the Lost” dis wuz bak in de 70s.
She wuld hied behind cowch too. I wuld pretend to be Sleestak an walk arownd liek a smawl dinosaur makin weerd noyziz.
A meen big sister – I wuz wun!
Strypee Kitteh no
lykez t3h mushee stuff. Wantz 2
seez “Curr~ay~juss Cat”!
“Curr~ay~juss Cat” iz
grayt roll~mawdill. Fytez cryme andz
haz verreh cool car
“Curray~ay~juss Cat” haz
sydekikk naymd “Minnit Mowse”.
Shoodz beez a Kitteh
Jack.
roger ebert kittah sez
ur moviez suckz!!11!
Ai wanna snurgle AN kiss this kitteh agin an agin!!!
Iff kitteh tinks kissin seen on TV is bad… wate till kitteh getz snorgled by dozens of adoring hoomains, liek mei!!!!
poor kitteh gots strange head. want
Eeew, hyumins can has teh cooties
Yay! Mah beree furstest pikshur dat I posted got refurrenced! I is happee wolffie!
*does happy wolffie dance*
Disclaimer: Richard H. is my real name, folks…in case you were wondering.
I didn’t think to switch to my screenname until I really started hanging around here. My bad. *blush*
Oh, I’z so happeh happeh fur mah frenwee wolffie!
*joyns in teh happy wolffie danse*
But, I’m a bit confuzmalted. Iz dis ur pikshur or catshun? I doan see enny credit to this Richard H. u speek ov.
It jess mah cat-shun. Fenk yew, mah Romeow fren!
is gud mews cuz odderwyze ur sofa gots trashhhhhhhhhed!!
hai, richard aka darkwolff the new tradition i med up is dat you buy awl ob us a round ob dwinks wen you gets a pikshure or capshun on the main page.
aisle hab teh ushual. hawtchoklitcandeecanestirrer no olives.
hoos next? are we goin alphamabetical?
I can has a cold tree frog beer. It has a flavor. Fank yew berry mush.
BTW, Mary. Back on teh “left foot blue” thred, dere is important clafiri… claryf… making mowr clear teh whole incident ub de goats, an de markers an stuff. It wus Igor!
ooh!!
*slurpz hawtchoklit fasts adn dwains cup. takes remanes of candycane adn zipz off to the clarivacation*
thinks to self “i could use a good clari vacashun..purrfeck timing.”
Romeow – it iz teh relayted link under the pikdhure taht is alwayz so kyoot.
An Darrkwolff – taht wuz yurs????? Wai din’t yoo say so bak tehn? Ai reellee liekd taht wun a lot!!! Ai am so prowd ov yoo!!!!
An- ai akshullee used mai reel nayme teh furst cupple of tiems taht I poseted heer. Ai dint noe yoo weren’t supposed to. Corse – I shud hav known taht peeple weren’t reelee naymed Tribble and Romeow an SJ an lolcatburglar an ittehbittehkitteh!!!
an we’ll awl trai to purrtend taht we dont noe hoo this mysterious Richard H. iz!!
O noessss—I ben using my 4real name!!!! Crap!!! My parent katz thot it wood b funny since wiii libed onna commune and wuz hippies. I rahter like it; peepz hadda 10 dents ee to yell it out in glee.
Butt mayne fing is: A billy-onion burgers wiff cheez on top to R deer fren darkwoff/richart. Issa fanny-tanstik capshun!!!! I candansewifebbrybuddy?
Lubs yU, cheezfrenz,
Yippee!!! Hippie.
whut???
I uses mai reel nayme… I went blank when I tryed to make one up. Mai quick thinking, let me nawt sho u it.
It wood be teh sayme reeson I had a doggeh naymed Pup. Took us soooo long to tink up a nayme for him, he already thot his nayme wuz Pup an woodn’t let us chanj it.
Mah kitteh be teh oppozit. When I goez, “Who is teh pretty kitteh?”
He luks arownd lyk, “I dunno, who be dis kitteh ob wich u speek?”
spekin ub da noms-
weiz had a kitteh dat ‘dopted us whenz I waz kitten, funnist fing mai momcat eber said “luk quik afor itz goes awai iz bobcat! himz stai mani yers! (himz wuz manx kitteh) anyhow- weiz called himz “outside cat” fur da obvius! waz himz nom foureber……
I fink mai nom is momcat….lest dats whut fishykitteh n gascat cawls meiz-
fishykitteh notz her realz nom, butz shud bees, she beez watchn her bebe fishies awl dai now…
n gascat usen himz initials GAS—- ya momcat herd dat ‘nitals dat mak a nom is gud luk….
momcat
(runs awai n hides frum da gascat)
hay! ged bak heer!!! whai yu has tu admit taht?!?!?!
oh wellz, nuttin ai kin do naow.
wellz,
u wudnt wantz da peepz ta fink u waz a gascan r sumfin rit?
oh- meant “wurd” not “nom”
der- feelz beda?
momcat
well, ai s’pose tahts tru . . .
an yis, ai duz feel beddah, tanks fer askin.
Some of us aren’t really named rodney dill either.
sum a us uzez 1/3 ob r 4reel names
**muah** to wolfie! Come-grabs-u-shoe-laces for maykin frunt payj!
nope… pseudonym I took at slashdot.org …. and I kept it when I started blogging caption contest at outsidethebeltway dawt com … can’t really give it up now.
ur *muah* pic is teh kyoot. conga-rats
Fenk yew!
Iz soah kyoot dat…
…uh oh….
*splort*
Aw dang….
oh noes! kwik applykayshun of teh anti-splort…
*skwidge, skwidge*
…medisin..
*pat, pat*
…can halp teh heelin..
*stroke ‘n’ reassure*
….of teh splortidge.
wif a bit of choklt an a kwik snorgle yul be jus fine.
OMG STRIPED BEBEH KITTEH! So kewt… so fuzzeh…so…
*KABOOM*
Wuld yoo liek a blankee? A choklit?
*tuk tuk* Yor braynz bak in – yoo feel bedder nao?
Is cutest pic evah, are those kissing kitthes Ur kittehs? They be bery lovely.
Concats!
Yecch! Smoochies….make ‘em stop…make ‘em stop!!
oh noes! tehy traded Johan Santana to teh Mets?! how will i ebar go on?
Joooooooohaaaaaaaaaaan!!!
hahah funny
I kant watch Tom Cat agen…he sooo embar…mberass…uh, soo silly!
my mom wud say:
“R!! R!!”
transleishun:
“its rated R so u clos ur eyeses!! NAO!!”
Kitteh looks juist lyke lil’ kids…
Agin de stoopit WerPress skoos up mah postasis.
Why u haet me so, WerPress? Yyyyyyy?
Donut fret, D.R. – WerdPress hates awl ob us.
kroniklee.
lyke a disease.
Thats ma beh-beh kitteh!
Her first post.
Me so proud!
Kyoot kitteh! Wutz her naem? Tell us awl abowt her! We lubs de kittehs!
Dont take kitteh teh see “Atonement.” There is lots o kissin. Blech!
Her name is Ksenya or Ksusha.
Mai first kitteh! Lurbs her so moshe!
sew sweeet!
ps–i lykes yer sofa.
She is redonkulously cute! I love this caption.
MOOOOM! Plz not to ware outside!
99…100!
Coming, ready or not.
hate pepper sprayz.
Just for teh record, i hates that sofa.
its so fug. i yelled at the rentals when they bought it. funny ting, everything else in house be real modern. Dis thing be embarrassin. BUT the kitteh lurbs it! she sleep on it and scratched her klawz on it. good kitteh heheheheheeee……..
hmmmm… meh kitteh wuz part teh raison ai dinna wanna tek mai Christmassy twee daon… Master Skippyjon wantsta halp wif ebber ting… ai finly hadda lawk himz enna powerch.. sigh.. all mosst dun thow…
o noes! da kissin sene!
oh noes! I LOST MY TISSUIE! lol
(do not email me)
I know how that kitteh feels….