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picture: K. LaVietes with cat Linus. lol caption: errorlieshere
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picture: K. LaVietes with cat Linus. lol caption: errorlieshere
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Maykez u warm awl ober!
conga rat shou lacings. do tribbul share tye wif faeriequeen?
whar else butt here could dat combinashun ob names/werds be used???
duble or tribble win? Ah fink us do teh passy doughbleh
gud wun! but you hafta shomee hao…
onlee fing iz no bout it iz “streectly ballrum”… passy doughbleh has de sexy and teh rethem and teh dood does teh stompy stompy wit bootz on floor.
BTW dis kitteh iz loox liek my “lorian”… i does animal wescue an hims coms to me wen onlee 24 hrs yung. hims an his 5 bruver n sisturs wus found in shoo box by door . aneewai hims PURRS wen onlee 1 dai old!! hims wus good kitteh but he thot he shoud be name “Loriout” but den he was “lorigone” i telz mah kittehs no go out but som don lissen… dey liv teh veeda loca… it sweet but short.
itz a danse bowt a bull fyter an teh laydee iz boaf teh bull an teh kaype.
plz to be watchin’ dis veedeeoh from dansing wif teh starrus. iz teh awsum.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gfkyr9xBlgI
Ooh, dat gud. U tayke Top Spot faeriequeen. Eye canna sta rite now.
nono mus be bof ov us or no has fun. i weel draw pikcher ov joo ona sok makes it tok til joo com bak
Ho kay, huzband went tu beddie.
Eye nebber been a sok puppet b 4! Wee stil doin de passy doughbleh?
i fink we wuz waitin fur yoo to come bak. just got bak , myself
Tank u Mary o’ SPOCKin! Huzband needz computur. Plz tu be lettin faeriequeen haz da Top Spot. Eye tri tu stop bak wen he go tu beddie. Tankz
Eye be singin “When da moon hitz ur eye lyke a big pizza pie, dat’s amore!” fur u awl.
Pizza + nap = Kitteh heaven
life duzn’t git no bedder dan dis.
All you need is love!
Sum kittehs lick teh fuds to claym it.
Oranj kitteh clayms by rite of poizin.
oranj u glad teh kitteh not sleepin on ur pizza? :p
can oo sey “corny”
lol
guud wun tho!!
Just like the Jem Hadar need their white, I needs my orange. Orange kittehs be good poison, like chocolate!!!!!!
an teh oryng chochocholatae teh BEST!!! NAWT poyson! Ai lurfs dem oryng choco thingies dey has at cwistmas tyme!!! U slam dem on cownter, and tehy brak up lyke reel oryng? (noes wut ai meens?)
ohhh yeah dems oranj chocos bees de nomnomnom! me lurves dem 2!
lolz! i claymz mah foodz by rite of awesomeness.
teh rite of poysin. lol. sounds lyke sum kinda abstract tribal thing.
Hey, izzen’t dis picher posed tu bee a non-kitteh?
Not dat eyem complaynin, jus wonderin…
MINE! mine minemine mi m..zzzzzz…
awl yer bocks R belong to mii.
Myne! Myne it iz, awr I’ll help U nawt!
But kitteh, U nawt helpz mii NEwai!
dough!
and peperoni! aw yeah. breathe deep!
Aw! He looks just like my Squirley Bird!
doesn’t know wether to skirry up a tree or fly away, so naps on pizza box to think it ober.
I’ll take some of that kind of therapy anyday!
Ai finks dey shud replays kitteh wif meh on tops of peetsa bawks!
oh mai wurd i’d luuuuurve sum warm peetsa rite nao.
it’s -7 degreez heer in shikago, and i’m frozd to teh boen.
good fing i hav a kitteh for to help me keep teh warmness in.
I agrees wif yur opinyuns. It snowsing and freezingz.
mees two-
iz jus freezn hear in colomorado- weiz gotz da oldy yucki snow stil on da groun….pleh!
momcat
teh tempuhture yesserdai dropd frum 40 to 6 in abaut 3 hrs.
i wented to work wif a lite coat becuz twas warm at 2 wehn i wented in!!
left at 10, and i liturlly culdn’t bend mah fingurs!!! mai eers wer stif!!
is perdy crazee… wif teh wind chill, is -12. yieks i cannoh wate fer spreeng!!!!!
um and idk wher fyumi gator is, but we’z be needin her!!
low-chzburger troll iz bak.
fyumi gator to duh reskew!
An nao it iz snowing an freezing heer in Berrien County – cuz we ar onlee 60 milez across teh laek frum yoo. BRRRRRRRRRRR! Soundz laik blizzard out tehre. IZ a blizzard out there!!!
Uh oooh. If iz blizzurd in Berian naow, will be blizzard in Ann’s Arbur in cuplol ours moar. Iz alredee cold and snowin. But nawt that cold.
ai mayde a batch uv hot buttered rum, wood u lyke sum? Dere’s enuff for evrrywun!
* passes tray full of mugs containing h.b.r*
Hoep joove got a lawg reech – it’s bitterly cold an misserubbly wet heer in TTI, as well!
Sun’s owt heer (plz make note in ur diarees) but is cowwwwwlllllddddd.
thank yoo, mimzoid. ai think taht iz just waht we awl needed!
Wuld luv sum hot butterd rum!
Is windy an gettin cold agen heer in Pensillvaynya.
Wun day is cold an snow. Next day is freezing rayn. Den is bitter cold.
*sigh* Which wun is teh door to summer?
asyde frum teh snoews, sowndz a lawt lyke teksaz. ebbrybuddee finks iz nebber cold hear, but deyz rong. winnturr comz layte, but it comz and iz ickee & wet & cold & windee. brrrrr…
Fank yew Mimzoid!
wee needz it heer in St. Loo…’twas 73 degrees ABUV zeero at newn yesterday; wuz WUN degreez BELOW at 6 in teh mawnin heer. Dew U has enuf h.b.r. fur teh all-obber coating? Ai needs it! BRRRRRRR indeed…… pleh. Were be spring? Nawt aroun corner? Groun hawg, plz to nawt see shadoo Satturday!!!
Ohai, turtlol!
I ackshuly gotz tu meet Phil de Groundhog yesterday! He is verree kyoot, wif a silver coat. His handlers ware tuxes, jus liek in de moovie (Groundhog Day!). Phil was shy an crawled up into his wun handler’s jakkit, and frum ther back up arownd his neck. Teh guy walked owt wayring a groundhog liek teh humpbak uv Notter Dayme.
Did nawt git too tuch Phil, but was 2 feet away frum him. Hoep he seez spring jus arownd de korner!
Teh beeg hi-lite uv mai week thus far . . . meetin a rodint. Go figger!
Fanks for HBR. Dat iz jes what we need on cold nit
Nuttin beatz noming therapee dough! Nom! Nom!
win
mmmm. . . . . .now that is MY kind of aromatherapy!!
Erth frendly store neer me got all kindsa aromatherapy exxential oil… Peppermint, sage, lavendiggle, stuf like dat… wun day I wuz lookin an tehy had OREGANO OIL!!
Yea it made me homesik but yu NO I bawt it!
wun time I gotz a massage, an teh terapist uzed olive oyl sented wif oreganno oyl, an I wuz cravin pizza teh hole time!
deep breffs in and relax
an teh warm partz is gud, too.
teh sweet smell of success. pizza man conquered. the spoilz ob victory is MINE.
so, teh pizza dood has teh agonee of de feet?…wut? pizza dood wok all dat wai an joo no has him Tip? no wonder him no has!
opps iz meenz no wunder hims no has delivry car
kittehs aer notoriushly low tippurz.
Because they don’t have pockets in which to carry around de change!
welll-
mai kitteh lubs two tip fings frum up hi, lik top of desk!
momcat
kitteh lubs his heeted bed.
anchovies…zzzzzzzzz
cheezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz …
anchovee breff.. smell like teh gooshie fud
Double anchovies, of course.
waaaaayyte…..teh tawpings goes insides teh bocks!!!!
Oh yeah baybeeh, dis is da life! Just be chillin’ wif my pizza scented bed…..
What wud de wurld Bli3k iff der waz catnip pizza??? Poor kitteh wud get no sleep!!!!
Kitteh knoez wutz herz
Hewminz lyke. Peppurroanee,
sossijj andz mushroomz
Nom Nom Bawkz
wuz deelishshuss B4 itz
wuz oapened…. Still iz!
Wawrm enuff 4 a
Napz. Kitteh mayz juss keepz Nom
Nom Bawkz 4 herselff
Jack.
jack, yoo alwaiz hav eh funneest posts!!
liek, liek… poetree…
alwaiz maiks me gigglol.
oops. juss a fyoo tipos.
*has
*teh
CAT ON A HOT CARDBOARD BOX…
tennesee wiloliams
A Street Kat Naymed DesIer!
Maggie teh Cat strykes agin!
Dis tiem, steelin Beeg Daddie’z peetsa . . .
Smile and sai cheeze.
CAT ON A HOT PIZZA BOX…
Even better than your first one. But this kitteh is REAL relaxed!
Wonder if TN Wms knew THIS joy?
Double cheese!
Ah wish ah had dat kindz of aroma at werk. Alls I gets is dah bernt popskorn smellz wen I goes pass da micra- mikro- da fud warmrs
yes, ide like to ordur a pizza wif anchovies, olives, and kitteh .
olive teh kittehs.
mebbe waz cheezburger pizza?
bestest of both wurlds =)
cheezburger pizza, wif xtra floof
eber hadz cheeszburger pizza? hadz at da skool wunc….iz da YUK!
picklos n pizza no mix….
momcat
Garfield kittah sez:
Jon’s lunch, i came, i haz it, i sleepz on it
veni, vidi, vici……
momcat
veni, vidi, ai eated eet.
veni, vidi, visa – ai came, ai saw, ai shoppd.
nuffing beets a vakayshun at spa purrronee.
Mai peetza
Was malto benny.
No peetsa iz cumpleet wifowt sum cat hares on its!
darn it, nao iz hungry…
Very happy cat
confiscates your pizza box.
Nom-noms will ensue.
Every kitteh i ever had loved a peetsa box. Dey is a natural pair.
is that how yore kittehs git so greesy?
kitteh and pizza – too ob mai fevrit tings!
hope, I dun mix dem up…
O_o
Kitteh de wun wif poyntee endz.
Hoepfully
A kitteh, a peetsa, a bottel uv wien, and thou . . .
Happeeness r a wurm box.
Wuz puppironi peetza…
Hey! I know that cat!
His name is Linus and he resides in Santa Monica. My friend took that posted posted it on her blog awhile back. Sweet.
Linus be so cute an happeh. Nice 2 c on gloomeh dai!
Teh Kittehs Lief. DO WANT!
The kitten aromatherapy effect has effected most who puts their comments here
cheers
Colin Joss
East Lothian, Haddington, United Kingdom
dis pic an cap be superbestist. i giv elebenty-towsan cheezburgr peetsas in therty minitz or les.
I know Linus too… very photogenic.
Here is another shot.
aaaahhh…. kitteh spa
WTF IS wrong with you ppl? talking like tards?
qwerty to you!