amoeba cat
absorbs its prey
amoeba kittehs also absorbs ramen…
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Absorbashun. I fearz it nao
Mebbe is jus mitosis?
Osmosis?
(Well if your moses, I’m J.C… rimshot)
Moses supposes his toeses are Roses,
But Moses supposes Erroneously,
Moses he knowses his toeses aren’t roses,
As Moses supposes his toeses to be!
–Gene Kelly and Donald O’Connor from “Singin’ In the Rain”
I’m Brian.
noes, *I*’z Brian…
Welease Bawwabbus!
allus luk on teh bright syyyde of WYF!
Halitosis?
teh oranj amoeba kittehs r poysin!
Mitosis is da kitteh dividing into two kittehs. Is much win. Sadly not happen too much.
It showld b a law that all kittehs has to go trough mieto… mitus… all kittehs should have to split into too moar kittehs. Would b epic win.
Mai toez itch?
“mew”tosis?
Win!
Ur kitteh nomnoms UR toeses too?
Did enney buddy du a danz fir Wibbleh’s Eggsalant nawt secund??
No!!! we’z all bizzy rguin all sciency wirds. I sez we duz a dants to “She Blinded Me Wif Sciens”!
Yay, Wibbleh! funneh!
wen ifurst seed “rguin” i sumhao readed “ruin all sciency wirds”.
dat werks two.
Teh Queen mattress is being too small for me. Nekst tyme I getz teh Kalifornya King.
Top kitteh sez, Mah blankit, ur on it. I taeks nap ennywaes.
Dog’s at the vet… need somewhere else to sleep.
“You will be assimiliated.”
“Rezzistance iz fewtyle.”
not today, i think
ware CookiesHuman be? she can do brane surgery adn ICHC fursties wif b0rg precishun.
I be here!
LOVE this picture of one kitteh sleepin komfortably. I pixchurs Spock reciting ways of execution to Harcourt Fenton Mudd:
Death by hanging, death by phaser, death by nice pretty kitteh laying across U…
awwwww, now you gots me playin teh tape in mye hed of the wife of HFMudd nagging him. teh stuffs runnin round in mah hed….
McCoy: “That’s very interesting– you leave your wife, but then bring her along.”
Mudd: “I had the androids make an exact replica of her, so that I could gaze upon her… and rejoice in her absence. Gentlemen – attend: (clears his throat) Stella, dear.”
“Stella”: (mechanically at first) “Har-court! Harcourt Fenton Mudd! Where have you been? What have you been up to? Nothing good, I’m sure – well, let me tell you, you lazy, good-for-nothing–”
Mudd: “Shut up!”
“Stella”: (winding down) “– thing, thing, thing…”
Mudd: (laughs) “Marvelous! I finally have the last word with her… and with you.”
Courtesy of:
http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/I,_Mudd
FTW!!!!
Quaid, startz teh reactor.
Kitteh on bottom: “I has a skarf”.
I has a blankit
I has floofee poyzin blankee.
Teh oranj wuns is poizun even to oddur oranj wuns!
Top kitteh moar oranj, moar poizun. Bottum kitteh has maor whyte, nawt as poizun, unforchunaetly.
*whispurrs to sarahd* datz just a miff, ya no. dey bild up de munnitee to eech obber. bud dey are fatallee kyute to us hyumanz, so protek yursef.
i’m still waring mye PPH (poynty partee hat) leftober frum teh annibersaree/birfdae partay.
going fur a rekord.
dey is onee faytal to hoomins who doan hab one..rest ov us hab mewnitee!
Itz teh osmosis!!1!
FLOOF !!!
( glom… glom… glom… )
Ai lubz ur sownd effeks, stend.
cerpurrus, u doing it rong!
cer”purr”us, jus need wun moar head
u shure? I fawt cer”purr”us has too hedz?
oh ok – free hedz it is :/
maito..mietho… old storees has make my singel hed go ouch!
hab sum smores. i maded dem fur sumbodee . forgotted who.
Ah fink dis is hao ah wan to dai.
Cool!
Teleporter malfuncshun.
At least not end up in wall.
Awr teh otter telepod!
Dark Mattur!
/geek moment
“Plz tu b realineing da tranzportur senserz Misser Scott!”
oar… dey’z been splinched.
kittah sez: haaaaaaaalp *hearz fart*
top kittah sez: what kittah?
Red kittehs rule!
An wee haz winnar in Tweestur game!
Prey iz comfee
Halp! Iz nawt bed!
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O wel, yuz warmz. Iz oki.
Dis pillol is a littl lumpy and pointee…but I likes the vibrashun feeture.
In Soviet Russia…
praying absorbs you
FTW, Rodney!
praying or preying? werks either way.
Calico is mah sleep number
Dis week be lyk “Stuff on Mah Kitteh” onlee it moar lyk, “Kitteh on Mah Othur Petses.”
If sumwun has a pickshur of a kitteh asleep on a burd, nao wuld be a gud tym foar it!
Wass wif kittehs an sleepin on ofer animals, wevver it be a humin or a dawg or anubver kitteh?
Acos tey’re warm an comfortin – ifn nawt /
Huh! Taht was ment to b – ifn nawt <I Comfortable!
Strypee Kitteh shoodz
nawt tryz 2 sleep awn Mommee
Kitteh’z sawft blankee
Strypee Kitteh shoodz
habz akssed furst. Mommee Kitteh
willz fikks dis rewdness
Strypee Kitteh duz
nawt seem 2 cayr. Doggeh needz
a brayk, enneewayz
Jack.
where duz kitteh end n furnitur begin????
MMMMOOOOOMMMMM! Shee’s touchin’ meeeeeeeee………. mayk her STOP!
Mamah Kitteh seys: U too big to nerse nao…
Diz not wat I ment wen I sez,”Me wants u be top diz tym.”
uhhhh….duz mebe germ cat save de daye?
Nice, it’s pretty funny
We innerupt dis comment line to reeport dat Amoeba Kitteh haz grown in size, due to etting too mani kittehs, and haz beguns abasorbink teh citeh! Run fer ur lifes!!!1!