Tom Cat - Unmasked
This is a parody of the leaked Scientology video that’s been making headlines…
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This is a parody of the leaked Scientology video that’s been making headlines…
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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i’m sorry but….WHAT?!?!?
say “first” so we can see if da whirled esplodes
first, hmm I am still here
world still exists..
Yeah, but, iz it a scien…scyento….uh. a Tom Cat Cruz wurld?
uh ohs. nao yure skarin me.
adn sew dew trolls… just like teh cok roches after a nukular blast…
TLV ALERT TLV ALERT TLV ALERT TLV ALERT TLV ALERT TLV ALERT
dis is nawt a drill.
awl avaylable hands to teh CCC fur further bully tins.
release Fyumi Gator!
R u callins her a trolllll???
noooos, nawt cawlin sarahdh a troll. just teh wun who be gibben out duh 1 burgers vote.
Sarahdh gotted “trolled” too.
i voted hur 5 burgers, myself, to” de trol”l her burgeh voats.
here, have a scents ob humor sppritz ******
my treet.
Ahhh! Refreshing!
Sumhow I cannot c the cheezburger votes at my office cumputooor…just the comments…
*shrug*
here, hab sum inbisibul cheezburgers.
(i gibbed yoo 5. but no pikuls cuz i eeted dem)
haha. I beleev you (cant sees).
Thx! Yous nice!!!
R u callins her a trollllll????
dere’s an ekko in hear.
dere’s an ekko in hear.
U can say taht again.
taht
again
oooooh!!! i can haz scents of humur spritsez? i culd usez one!!!
(mite be gud eydea to keepz dis on da CCC!)
here, minerva *****
oh, yoo can hab my personal itty biitty teeny tinee poket size boddel and you can has refillz at teh CCC nex time yoo pass by dere.
I hab extra sprae boddel at hoem. I buyed amulti pak at teh ginormous warehowse stoar.
tanks, mary! dere’s lotses and lotses of peeps who needs da sentces of humurs!!
beminds me ob da cat from ‘red dwarf”
“that’s mine” “that’s mine”…
hmmm… my postie was suppostie to say pfft! in dere a buncha tymes. silly wordpress!
ok guyz-
I fink uz been sniffn too much ub da scents ub humor……iz gettin dingy in herez…
here- I makz awl bedda (sprays da prozac spritzer in da aire) naow weiz can be awl nic n calmz
gud fing I saved it frum da ER I usta work in…..
nic kittehzs- timz fur bedtime stori!
momcat
is berry sad. no mattur hao much ub teh scense of hoomur rai i yooz, i nebber get ennee funneeyer.
mebbe iz borked. lol oh well i’ll take sum aneeway!
smells lubly. liek… sunwarmd kitteh belleh. nom nom nom…
O NOEZ! *Ahemz* I meen “YAYZ! Da wurld not splodes” ..Heh.. :/
roflwtflolbbq
yeah I don’t get it either Sarahdh
wat hapin to pix??
Tom Kat Kruz
DO.NOT.WANT!!!!
Taht’s wat Nicole sed…
me. Do. not. want. 2. He’z scary, n meks mah hed go splort. Katie haz becomes zombiefied.
Yah, dem HEYOOOOOOOJ smylz iz skeeereeee!!!! Happicat iz wun ting, but showin awf yoor molarrrrrz is nawt nesissssairee….
hed splort??
oh i’m gessin dis is bad tipe ub teh hed splort.
nawt teh kind wen yoo see sumfin so kyoot yor hed splodes.
dis is wen yoo see sumfin so scaree an disterbin dat yor hed splodes.
sumfin scaree an disterbin, much liek tom cruze.
rite! de bad tipe uv splort. like ‘Scanners’ kinda splort.
hoooo boy…hoap dey gots purr mishun frum teh reel kitteh to yuze in teh spoofs.. hims agent may want the royalteez.
tomcat is scary and weird… I ar hiding under mah desk!
Luk what I found on the intrawebs,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3enFIPvnFg
woah! tu mush.
Yah! Katie Kat needz to do responsubl thing an hav her Tom Kat spaid AN nooturd, to redoos populashun of Talking Tom Heds, witch are veree veree skary!
Ingenious! Much less creepy with giant cat head. TC should always go out like that!
Yes, wd improve TC much. But is insult to kittehs. Kittehs r much smartr.
you tooked teh wrods rite outta my mouf.
Es troo. Kittehs mush smarter den Tom Croos.
oh also….i can has not second time! first time 4 not second
wud yoo like a danz?
Oh danz soundz vrey nice!
…../ …../ …../ …../
aisle just get started wif a lil conga mixeded in wif teh Alley Cat song.
but we aer flecksibul- can change at teh drop of a hat to sumfin bedduh.
Yay, Sarahdh!
oh all teh danzes! think i could like been not 2nd!
oh sry. i not used to this chat space.
Sarahdh
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January 28th, 2008 at 8:21 am
Oh danz soundz vrey nice!
Corn grad ullations! Nu danz: (name needed)
*arms out — fly around room*
*hop on couch - jump up and down*
*leap off couch into L. Ron’s fiery pit*
*repeat after re-birth*
oh yes that was vrey nice!
I loves it!!!
Flight of the Tom Cat?
Any cat ken do dat danse-
hop an jump on couch - uv course
fly round room - dun that
leap inna firey pit, lands on feets, kom bak fur next uv 9 lives…
der fleeder maus, mebbee?
Feeder mouz?
well, i wuz trying to mek a play on werds- die Fledermaus is an opera which takes its naem from the bat costume one of the characters gets embarassed in, and in the plot there are lawsuits adn such. the antics of the hopping adn flying around mentioned above reminded me of a bat in my house. sigh. free association stream of consciousness , let me show you it.
epic fail for the joke, eh?
Da Zenu Stawmp!
Sighloltonlogee-The Docatmentaree
“L Oh L tecknolojee”
darn it–i liked serious cat, now youve ruined him for me
wwalllll dat waz teh stranj…… naowt partikularrli funnee, (ok ai laffed at partz ov it) but stranj ??????yep…..
gotta giv credutz fur effurtz tho…….
well. very deep subjek.
tern it sydwayz n gte a tunyall!!
onlee fur shallow myndz……
der!! dat wuz fur Mary O’z commint!
iz mak schienstologhi mah nev releghun fo shur!
lolz iz fuhn
The “real” aliens that L. Ron Hubbard put into Scientology’s “dogma” are less creepy than