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Tom Cat - Unmasked

This is a parody of the leaked Scientology video that’s been making headlines…

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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Sarahdh

i’m sorry but….WHAT?!?!?

mary O'Spockn

say “first” so we can see if da whirled esplodes

two_kittehs

first, hmm I am still here
world still exists..

Claire

Yeah, but, iz it a scien…scyento….uh. a Tom Cat Cruz wurld?

mary O'Spockn

uh ohs. nao yure skarin me.

 
 
mary O'Spockn

adn sew dew trolls… just like teh cok roches after a nukular blast…

TLV ALERT TLV ALERT TLV ALERT TLV ALERT TLV ALERT TLV ALERT

dis is nawt a drill.

awl avaylable hands to teh CCC fur further bully tins.

release Fyumi Gator!

hooman

R u callins her a trolllll???

mary O'Spockn

noooos, nawt cawlin sarahdh a troll. just teh wun who be gibben out duh 1 burgers vote.

Sarahdh gotted “trolled” too.

i voted hur 5 burgers, myself, to” de trol”l her burgeh voats.

here, have a scents ob humor sppritz ******
my treet.

 
hooman

Ahhh! Refreshing!
Sumhow I cannot c the cheezburger votes at my office cumputooor…just the comments…
*shrug*

 
mary O'Spockn

here, hab sum inbisibul cheezburgers.
(i gibbed yoo 5. but no pikuls cuz i eeted dem)

 
hooman

haha. I beleev you (cant sees).
Thx! Yous nice!!!

 
 
hooman

R u callins her a trollllll????

mary O'Spockn

dere’s an ekko in hear.

 
BrotherLove

dere’s an ekko in hear.

U can say taht again.

 
 
 
minerva99

oooooh!!! i can haz scents of humur spritsez? i culd usez one!!!

(mite be gud eydea to keepz dis on da CCC!)

 
mary O'Spockn

here, minerva *****

oh, yoo can hab my personal itty biitty teeny tinee poket size boddel and you can has refillz at teh CCC nex time yoo pass by dere.

I hab extra sprae boddel at hoem. I buyed amulti pak at teh ginormous warehowse stoar.

 
minerva99

tanks, mary! dere’s lotses and lotses of peeps who needs da sentces of humurs!!

beminds me ob da cat from ‘red dwarf”

“that’s mine” “that’s mine”…

 
minerva99

hmmm… my postie was suppostie to say pfft! in dere a buncha tymes. silly wordpress!

 
gascat

ok guyz-
I fink uz been sniffn too much ub da scents ub humor……iz gettin dingy in herez…

here- I makz awl bedda (sprays da prozac spritzer in da aire) naow weiz can be awl nic n calmz
gud fing I saved it frum da ER I usta work in…..

nic kittehzs- timz fur bedtime stori!

momcat

 
343GuiltySpark

is berry sad. no mattur hao much ub teh scense of hoomur rai i yooz, i nebber get ennee funneeyer.
mebbe iz borked. lol oh well i’ll take sum aneeway!
smells lubly. liek… sunwarmd kitteh belleh. nom nom nom…

 
 
 
Moira

O NOEZ! *Ahemz* I meen “YAYZ! Da wurld not splodes” ..Heh.. :/

 
 
 
Hitta

roflwtflolbbq

yeah I don’t get it either Sarahdh

 
wilecatlila

wat hapin to pix??

 
 
dd

Tom Kat Kruz

DO.NOT.WANT!!!!

BrotherLove

Taht’s wat Nicole sed…

 
Squeaky Bean

me. Do. not. want. 2. He’z scary, n meks mah hed go splort. Katie haz becomes zombiefied.

onceajinx

Yah, dem HEYOOOOOOOJ smylz iz skeeereeee!!!! Happicat iz wun ting, but showin awf yoor molarrrrrz is nawt nesissssairee….

 
343GuiltySpark

hed splort??
oh i’m gessin dis is bad tipe ub teh hed splort.
nawt teh kind wen yoo see sumfin so kyoot yor hed splodes.
dis is wen yoo see sumfin so scaree an disterbin dat yor hed splodes.
sumfin scaree an disterbin, much liek tom cruze.

Squeaky Bean

rite! de bad tipe uv splort. like ‘Scanners’ kinda splort.

 
 
 
 
mary O'Spockn

hoooo boy…hoap dey gots purr mishun frum teh reel kitteh to yuze in teh spoofs.. hims agent may want the royalteez.

 
two_kittehs

tomcat is scary and weird… I ar hiding under mah desk!

 
Menopaws

Yah! Katie Kat needz to do responsubl thing an hav her Tom Kat spaid AN nooturd, to redoos populashun of Talking Tom Heds, witch are veree veree skary!

 
 
mrsbbradley

Ingenious! Much less creepy with giant cat head. TC should always go out like that!

calicomom

Yes, wd improve TC much. But is insult to kittehs. Kittehs r much smartr.

mary O'Spockn

you tooked teh wrods rite outta my mouf.

 
freya's cat

Es troo. Kittehs mush smarter den Tom Croos.

 
 
 
Sarahdh

oh also….i can has not second time! first time 4 not second

mary O'Spockn

wud yoo like a danz?

Sarahdh

Oh danz soundz vrey nice!

mary O'Spockn

…../ …../ …../ …../

aisle just get started wif a lil conga mixeded in wif teh Alley Cat song.

but we aer flecksibul- can change at teh drop of a hat to sumfin bedduh.

Yay, Sarahdh!

Sarahdh

oh all teh danzes! think i could like been not 2nd! :)

 
 
 
Sarahdh

oh sry. i not used to this chat space.

Sarahdh
Unrated
January 28th, 2008 at 8:21 am
Oh danz soundz vrey nice!

 
 
dd

Corn grad ullations! Nu danz: (name needed)

*arms out — fly around room*
*hop on couch - jump up and down*
*leap off couch into L. Ron’s fiery pit*
*repeat after re-birth*

Sarahdh

oh yes that was vrey nice!

 
hooman

I loves it!!!
Flight of the Tom Cat?

maneki neko

Any cat ken do dat danse-

hop an jump on couch - uv course
fly round room - dun that
leap inna firey pit, lands on feets, kom bak fur next uv 9 lives…

 
mary O'Spockn

der fleeder maus, mebbee?

mary O'Spockn

well, i wuz trying to mek a play on werds- die Fledermaus is an opera which takes its naem from the bat costume one of the characters gets embarassed in, and in the plot there are lawsuits adn such. the antics of the hopping adn flying around mentioned above reminded me of a bat in my house. sigh. free association stream of consciousness , let me show you it.
epic fail for the joke, eh?

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
mary O'Spockn

Sighloltonlogee-The Docatmentaree

 
 
Rachel of Cyberia

darn it–i liked serious cat, now youve ruined him for me

 
salleh

wwalllll dat waz teh stranj…… naowt partikularrli funnee, (ok ai laffed at partz ov it) but stranj ??????yep…..

gotta giv credutz fur effurtz tho…….

mary O'Spockn

well. very deep subjek.

badmama

tern it sydwayz n gte a tunyall!!

 
3heathens

onlee fur shallow myndz……

:)

3heathens

der!! dat wuz fur Mary O’z commint!

 
 
 
 
KingCongo

iz mak schienstologhi mah nev releghun fo shur!

 
 
Cookie's human

The “real” aliens that L. Ron Hubbard put into Scientology’s “dogma” are less creepy than