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A tangled tail of 2 kittehs.
itz a fur, fur bettah thing dat we do nauw…
It was teh rest of times it was teh…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
i lubz teh talez wif a twist at teh end
As writed by O Hai Henry?
Twist and Shout
Go beetelz. They be rockin.
TAT IZ SUCH A CUTE COMMENT
wooooaaaaaaaah (singing) hooked on a feelin’
Isn’t that “Hooked on a feline”
win!
i ment “win” for Tony’s witty song title, nawt me
Oh, sillee! *paw flop* annee stoopee can see ur box wuz staggurred under Tony’s…
i dunno why, but wen i first readed it , luked lik i wuz refurring to mysef. optimical illushun.
lub dat donkee.
I can has furst? For teh furst tiem!
No^^
yu can has tie…yu can has lawst points furr style tho. stumbulled on teh landink…
Fell flats on hiz fays on teh landink!!!
i can has tie, three?
whud kinda tye yoo wnat, Marry o? wii got bow ties, string ties, twist ties, neck ties, bolo ties, bozo ties, stripey ties, dotty ties, paysley ties, parsely ties, plad ties, black ties, wite ties, wide ties, skinny ties, Dilbert ties, Hamburgler ties, Dagwood ties, pink ties, purple ties, and puce ties; to name butt a few…
oh mye!!! i can has a tie dye shirt?
bud welcomy anyways, Zeke. dis somtymes strng place, bud
lotts ob fun win u git uset to id.
*flops on grownd an cries.*
Juss cries.
oh, dont be cwyin. reed sum ob my siwwy jokes, okay?
*sniff*
how can peepul noe dis site an not noe dat moast peepul will gib dem low votez if dey say furst?
Juss brakes mah hart when sum stoopy duzzunt get furst, den cumplains abowt it an gets all dem low votez.
I hates teh low votez.
sry ezequiel…. furst is NOT URS
Oh hey I b firstee! =^_^=
Im not sure I git teh lolcat…. =(
D’oh. >_<
I has an epic fail. Plz move on.
datz funneee
Muches epic fail!
Naooooo… sit rite bak an u’l heer a tail
a tail ob a fatefu tripz
dat startded as an epic fail
abord dis tiny commin paig….
…
… dunno. it jus doesn soaar. dammmittins.
Dis gose tew sho that eben wen it says “no kommints” yoo can still bee nawt-furst, or eben sekkond…
Iffen yoo DO see “no kommints” at leest trai to say sumfin witty oar sumfin abowt the pikshur. Liek I saw sumwun say a few pikshurs ago – iz insultin ower intell.. eentel… smarts to say yur furst, bekuz we can awl cownt to 1.
itz cownting to two dat gibs uz trubble. iznt it 10?
Yup .. foar me at leest!
1 .. 10 .. 11 .. 100 .. 101 .. 110 .. 111 .. 1000 .. 1001 .. 1010!
(wun, tew, free, foar, fibe, sicks, sebben, ayt, nyne, tenn!!)
Rite?
All our base-2 are belong to u.
Zippycat, where haz U bin?
duz that meen dere ar 10 kindz of kittehs – dose who no binary, n dose dat do not?
I no has furst =(
ur tyme wills cum, liddle kitteh. (Dats wut ai says tu teh kittehs wen dey wans dare deenur>)
Ooga shaka, ooga shaka…
(or was u thinkin of teh B.J. Thomas vershun?)
conga rat shoelacings!
wud you like a danz?
meebbbee to da ooga shaka ooga shaka bershun ob teh song?
Mah commint about teh ooga shakas was sposed to go under your leerics.
Teh ooga shaka danse might be fun, but mebbe we can do a minyewet for teh tayl of 2 kittehs? Dress all up in 18th-century costumes wif tite boddices and floofy skerts and teh mens can wares teh shiny knee-breeches and everyboddy can wares big floofy powdered wigs (achoo! too many powders) and has too much face makeups and byooty marks to hide our smallpox scars and carry frilly hankies?
Ok, and we could throw a couple of ooga shakas in just for teh anakro… anachran… having something from one time period show up in a earlier one.
*phhhhhewf* dusting awf teh harspikord
playing Menu et in Gee mayjur by yoh hansolo sebaschun Bak
*preddy danzing ensooz*
Harpsichord? Or a Celeste? *lol*
ps yew mite want to aboyd teh makeups wif the toxici er tocksi er poysin ingreedyunts (like led adn mercuree) ob teh periud.
bless you fur teh sneezezez
powdrd ¡achu! wigs ¡achu!
nyce speepin placez fur kittehs… wehn not on heds o’course
Shout it frum teh mountain top…LCB is furstee!
Peas oh peas, LCB, do NAWT go to the top of the mountain!
I can’t stop dis feline
deep insyde ov meh
LCB iz furtee
juss liek it shud b.
*leap leap sirkle sirkle*
*hop skip and a jump*
*hippity hop hippity hop*
*wiggle wiggle woo woo*
Thx Romeow!
Donut beez teh worry, I not go to teh top of teh mowntain. Mah Sherpa is on vacayshuns this week. What u think I is? A mazzokist?
I stay here on teh grownd, all safe. I even makes a wish that I not has to clime up on anything hi. O look, here is wishing well.
*digs in pokket for a coin to make a wish wif*
*makes wish, throws coin in wishing well*
*leans over side of well to see if coin landed in watters*
*Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh sploosh!*
Um, halp? I has fallen into wishing wells and I can’ts get up.
ohnoeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssss! sum wun HALP!
here, i trhows down sum elven rope frum Galadaru erm Galadurl, er, the Elf Queen.
I can’ts grab teh rope, MaryO!
U see, u said not to use teh makeups wif teh leads and teh poysins so I got my old oil paints set out and used up all teh whites on mah face. And a little of teh blacks for teh byooty marks. I no hads a powder poof to use so I useded mah hands to put on teh makeups. To make sure teh paints didn’t run, I sprayed on some WD40 (WD stands for teh “won’t drip”, rite?).
So may face is all purdy but mah hands is slippery! And it won’t warsh off in teh watters!
LCB – purrtend yu r in So-bee-it Russia: elven rope uv Mary O’s will grab u!
*wishez rope trik wurks*
O, whut a good ideer, 3!
*pretends*
O noes!!1! Rope grabbed me and wrapped itself all around me! I is trussed up like Tom Kitten waiting for Samyool Wisskers to make me into a kitteh dumpling rolly-polly pudding!
I am tredding teh watters wif mah toeses.
Ohnooooeeses!! Pull awn dat elven rope wif awl ur mite, Mary O’!!
Heer, ai hep……
*gets behin Mary*
*puuuuuullls onna rope*
*puuuuuuulllls more onna rope*
*pant pant*
*ty rope awf tu tree* (for… sowwy…. mai puns r bad!)
Hey! Ai fink ai see tawp up LCB’s hed – pulll smore!
*mary o saunterz bak, wislin a mary toon*
okie dokie, i yam bak frum making smores, like yoo tole me to!
waaaaaaat! she’s still in de well??
oh noooes, LCB! you iz az badz az mai kitteh in getting into trubbels. Iff you can nawt hold rope, mabee we cans lower a rocking chair from the porch…. and you cans ride up to the top. But i hafta get frenz to help pull up chair AND lolcatburglar….
Ai wuz tu bizzy jes den, pullin awn teh rope tu notice der llort sneekin in behin mee…..
*uses ‘LLORT-B-GON’ sprai frum pawket*
*sprai sprai heer*
*sprai sprai der*
rizzelfraggin trollz!!
Did one of teh trollz fall over on teh rope and cut it wif his pointy hed?
Because I’m, u know… FALLING BACK INTO TEH WELL!
*SPLOOSH*
Okai….. hold awn LDB…. Ai gunna borrow TomCat’s suction cups from the MI mooby to git choo owt….
*mutters*
rizzelfraggin trolls go an ruin ebberfing EBBERY TYME ai so sik ob dose
“Hang on LCB! Ai’m gittin teh gear awn!!”
*resumez mutterin*
stoopy, poyntee hedded trolls dat nebber ebber go wai and leeb us lone
“Here ai come – watchyur hed!”
*suction cup sowns whyl scootin down walls*
*poppa poppa poppa poppa*
Hokai! Here we iz…. clym awn, LCB – ai’ll git us bof up….. here, tayk whutz lef ov de fairy rope and ty it rown bof uv us….
*tie tie tie*
Hole awn tite – heer we go!!
*poppa poppa*
*big bref*
*poppa poppa poppa poppa*
Ai see lite – jus gotta reeeeeech fur teh edj….
grrr mai typeeng skills are mayd bad by teh troll!!!
come to da lite LCB!
look, i maded yoo smores!!!
That was amayzing, 3! Thx!
And MaryO, that wuz nice of u to make some smores. I is kinda teh hongry after all that, could u maybe make, u know, some… additional ones?
Meanwhiles, I is still trussed up here. Somone plz to untie me before I rolls over and fall into teh well again!
*mary o runs owf to mek moar smores*
MaryO! Wayt! U forgetted 2 untie me.
And ur running so enthoosiastically that teh grownd is shaking and i’m starting to roll towards teh well!
*mary o traypseses along oblibyu um ovblibeeys erm klueless adn def to teh cries ob
moar halp frum the hapless LCB*
[SCENE MISSING]
i steps on end of roep!
but unfortunately LCB just begins to unwind and roll down hill faster.
oopsy!
Well, luckily, MaryO, I rolled rite into that troll that got sprayed earlier. It was just getting up and shakin itz ugly pointy hed. I knocked it into teh well but before it falled in, it’s shaking pointy hed cut teh ropes off me.
So, whare r smores, dammit?
O, and donut drinks from teh well, kthx. Aslo donut makes teh wishes until teh troll essence is all washed away.
Shera, thx! U gived me just enuff momentums to mow that troll down!
i tries, but not berry kwik or witty.
is troll’s rather meaty behind stuck in da well sos yoo didn’t fall in after cutting roeps on horns? Bounce off da belly or someding? I has herd the troll is floofy after awl
Troll falled allda way down to bottom of well. I bounced teh odder way, narrowly missing a tree. I spread out flat so I wouldn’t roll annymoar.
Someone should puts teh yello danjer tape all around teh well until teh EPA can get out here and cleen up teh troll-infested watters.
Shera – dat wuz berry qwik thinkin, tu steps onna rope! Gud jawb! Anna rollin down teh hill to tayk owt teh stoppy troll – woo hoo!! Dat wood beez ‘2 burds wif 1 ston’ in mai buk!
Mary O’ – gotz enny moar ov dem s’mores?? Yum!! I’z hongree after awl dat ‘poppa poppa’ clymin!
smores, yew wantde moar smores? * thinks to self- uh oh, taht’s wut dose smores were fore*
*kwikly hides stikky paws behind behind*
ummmm. lemee get bak to you on dat…
Ohai, ai missd awl teh excitemint due to beein in Teeny Tiny Ingland an in bed at teh time, glad LCB is safe agin an teh trolly is in teh well, but plz wut are smores? Does I want wun?
It lookd lyk fun din’t it!! Awl cept 4 teh troll bit. That bit lookd lyk tehy cud hav used sum help from teh rest ov teh cheez-frendz. But tehy got dere in teh end and thta teh main fing, no?
(an I had 2 look ’smores’ up on wiki an tehy r parently … ‘a traditional campfire treat popular in the United States and Canada, consisting of a roasted marshmallow and a slab of chocolate sandwiched between two pieces of graham cracker.’ – I dunno bout you SJ but I fink I may be wantin sum ov doze ….)
Graham crackers are like digestive biscuits, rite? If so, den yes. Ackshully, eben if no, den yes, becaws ai will just eet teh choklit an teh marshmallo an leav teh craker if it is icky. (SJ is on a healfee eating kick an will screem if she sees anotter piece of froot or carrot & oatmeel cookie)
i wuz wundring if the peeps in teenytinee ingerland knowed wut smores be. ( i putted teh ingreedynts on wun ob our listz) tehy aer teh yummerz!
re: graham kwakers- resentlee i botted a vareyetee bawks ob kwakerz adn tehy hads ingerlandish stile gwaham kwakerz. dey wuz teh ROWND!? hunh. tasted simimimi um simularllyl um awmost teh saem. bud ourz hab teh skwayer shape adn aer sweeter. ourz prolly hab less fiber and helfy stuffs.
hepful hint: use teh marshmellow peeps frum Eester fur microwabe smores, adn watch teh widdle chikees POOOOOOF up reely floofy. it is teh funnee.
oh, but you may not want to tell teh ingerlandish sales clerks whut you gonna do wif teh marshmellow peeps. they may nawt approve, adn yore already on the weerd list for teh peprremint candee cane insident.
haf u ever had teh battlin peeps in teh microwave?
Put 2 peeps on a paperplate sort uv close to eech other.
Put a toofpikk in each beak.
Put plate in microwave, and turn on low for mebbe 10 seconds.
Teh peeps will swell, an if dere close enuff, won will poke teh otther wif toofpikk an
Poked Peep will collapse!
(got teh idea frum Dave Barry, but iz fun!)
Eye kinnot beeleeve hao much eye missed bai beeing aowt foar too dais! Eye mussed sai, yoo alls hab dun grate werk here, grate werk indeed! Meks meh prowd too bee a chezfren!
Yers humbulee,
LyP
well, LyP hop to it, catch up!!
you mus be a maos tze kist
n this tyme, itz fur real!
Derek Foreal?
the tale of two tails
oar teh tell tail heart
By Edgrrr Lollan Poe. He died in Loltimore.
An ebry Januberri 19, on hees birfdai, sumwun putz free rowzez an a bottul uff cognac on hims grayve.
poe can haz parteh evin in teh afturlyfez
He seemed like a gloomy guy. I think any party he throwed would be pretty much teh lugoobryuss.
Must ewze “lugoobryuss” in sentens today!
Ackshully, Poe wuz allerjick to teh booze. Jus wun glass of wyn wuld maek him sick foar weeks. He reely died of teh rabeez in teh hospitul, nawt drunk in teh guttur.
Littlol noan fact, but trew.
/english majur momint
He libd in Charloltsvil, too, wen he wuz a stoodint at UVA. Hiz room on teh Lawn is prezurved as it wuz wen he wuz dere. Has big glass pannil insted of door.
An at teh Univer… Univurr… dat big colledge wif teh gradjooit skools, dere iz teh “Raven Society.” Nawt named fur ravin mainiackz but fur “The Raven,” uv corss.
witch wanz teh hooker nao?
“hooker? hooker? I’m not a hooker – I never was a hooker ! I’m just a friend of lorainne’s – a babysitter ! I’m only seventeen – my friends call me jailbait – all because JOHN THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE TRAINING ME TO BE A HOOKER !!!”
( she’ll give you it all, but the one thing she can’t give is legal consent )
awwwwww
Twoo wuv!
Maaawidge …
Pwincess Bwide ftw!
U get one moar kitteh tail twisted up in there and u would has a Princess Braid!
Hahaha! Pwinsess Bwaid! Maded mee laff!
Wii met on eharmuny. Dey sed wii iz purrfect togezzer.
Are them twine-ed tales fur RAL or is dey photoshopt?
And while they slept, the dog tied thier tails in a knot…
And got two trash can lids …
Bohicans, lurve that screemname!
That is a great picture…bumping heads! Should of saved it for V Day
Eye agree! Together, they almoss maek a hart shape!
Orobouro-
Yer doin it rong!!
Full Metal Alchemist?
siameez twinkatz. ur doing it rong.
Teh mostest unusuallist symeez twins ever – joyned at teh hedd an also at teh tail.
They is Siamese’d at teh hed end and Thai’d at teh tail end.
LOL!!! Dis is full ov teh win!
Maude and Alfred vowed they would never speak to one another again, but their tails betrayed them…
synchronized carpet swimming new kitteh lolympic ebent
Dere wuz dis wun tym… in band campz…
uh oh … not bandkampz storees. Oy! My vergin eers!
Um…is there a trolli in our presents? Pleez to be untying bows and getting out of them…
Whyfore I get trolli burgers fur that wun?
I dint fink it wuz THAT bad
**droops head and hides in darkened corner, sucking thumb**
Iz oh kay abracatabra. U nose wii awl lubs u hear. U noes een yer heart uff heartz dat’s jus whut trollz due. Wii awl jus libs wit eet an mooves on. Luk wii awl votin u bak up. Now cum owt. Get dat thumb outta yur mouf an anzwer mye quesshon bout Full Metal Alchemist or alkehol or whut ebber eet iz.
Now geve uz a leetul smyle.
Dere, wii new u cud dew eet. *pats abracatabra on bak*
**sniffs***
**bursts out with : ***
I LURVES teh ICHC CHEEZFRENS!!!
Fank you, Tribble!! You be rite…trolliz needz to go bak unner der brigez. I can has big billy goat???
As fur yer questyun…I fink teh problem is me spellin….sposed to be ouroboros…
you no, teh snake wut goz round teh world and eets hims own tale!!
w0w, abc, eye lerned sumping noo
*slides eyes back an forth 2 see if anybuddy is noticing my ignorance*
I looked up that O snake on yahoo images, and it was most enter-resting! therez also stuff about teh full metal alchemist o., which Tribble mensch-end.
thot wuz wurm not ‘nake?
mebbe is noo player not no howl to bote
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sry i mish pellt yer nayme. i is awl o[[osbull thums todai.
Iz ok!! Unlee reezun it gets spelled same eech tiem I post iz cuz its in pooter’s memory!!
abrac…abraha….*geshundeheit* sawry…yoo nose whose Ai meen…Ai gibs yoo elebenty jillion burgers! Pleze to comes owt ob korners and re-joyns funz….
don’t worries ’bout stoopy trollies…aftaw awl, dey just mad ‘cuz dey luk lyke dem dam dolls we useda play wif wen we wuz kittens….yew noes, wit da long krazy Don-Lolking type hairs, pudgee bellies and horzeshoos on det feets….
we lurfs yew, abracatabra! WHEE ai spelt it rite…..fur a chnge….
Ai lieks to pretens mai kittehs slepe liek dis wen Ai m not aroun 2 c. Cuz mostly Ai cees dem rassle and chase eech oder.
wen ai’m up an abowt, mai kittehs snorz on teh bed, teh soffa, teh lawndree, etc,etc but wen ai’m try to snorz tehy awl go chayses teh toi mowzies awlll ober teh bedroom!
2 ub mai kittehs lub eech udder but nawt laik dis hooky-tale cuppel – sum tiems ai haf to brayk up a cat spatz. (awllwayz in midl ub teh nait ub corse)
Nevah teer us aphart
“What Ceiling Cat has joined togevver, let no Manx put asunder.”
LOL!!!
Win!
Lettuce us not fite, honeydew. You kno we cantaloupe!!!
**sry!**
LCB wins teh day!
mawwige is waht bwings us togehthah today….
Awwwwww…cuteness to teh max!
Aw, makez me beliefs there iz luv in dis wurld
o….dere is much. juss gots too stay in teh rite places and awai frum teh wrong places…