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tuna all around…
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So wats dans u want Rodney?? Ai’ll do teh powka!
*step, step, step, hop*
an ai’ll happilee joyne yoo, MM – in this danse ov joi fur ar deer an funneh rd – fur gud nawt second AND second. (Awl hoo don’t like this – just klik awn liddle bawx abuv mai naym, OK?)
*whispurs* MM – iz akshullee “step step hop paws*
*step step hop – paws
step step hop – paws
step step hop – paws*
Whooooo hoooooooo (thiz is wun dans where yoo reelee AR supposed to go “whoo hoo”
1 ob U 2 laydeez leik 2 joyne me in a “Thunder & Lightning” polka?
Ai hoep yoo ar still heer becuz ai wud luv to danse wif yoo. Polka dansing bai yurself isn’t neerlee so mutch fun!
ooooohh…..dat’s wat u sai about the whoooo hoooo……akshually, u iz allus teh correck in ur whoo hooz use….jest cause u puts dem wher u wantz dem……doesn’t meen taht tehy dont belong der……..
ai amosted putteded a remark yesturdai ’bout dose trollz an der complayntz…….no wun iz holin a gun to der hedz sayin “u MUST luk at dese commentz” whi dey so whiney bout wat iz bein sed????? but… evverywun der seemeded to hav a gud grip awn letin dem noes taht was NOAWT appresheated…..
but somytymes ai gotz to put mi 2 sesntz in……
*musing* ai wundur……do dose peeplz control teh conversashuns dey hav wiff evverywun dey meetz????ai betz dey dont hav miny secund conversashuns……..
wat numbur we up to awn trolls???? dis is #10 oar iz #11???
*trollz hoo r controll freekz*
LOLZ – ai think dose mite bee #10 – ai just brawt gremlin’s troll list forward – but iz nau several pikshurs bak alreddy. Ai will chek so bai an bai!
will you be dancin to da tuna can-can?
Beer Bawrel powka nashurrally
I duz teh step step step paws most of de tyme. But the step step step hop is gud if yr partnher has beeg bootses. Liek in faammous Foresters Bawl from mai yoot.
I lieks big swurlly skurt and stompy shoos for N E polkas. I iz vry happi.
*Whirl whirl whirl peas, whirl whirl whirl peas*
Oh, dats a gud song. But I onlee nowing deh chorus. I singing it for you to do teh twirly dans. I not nowing how to twirlee dans, but it lookings like it be fun. Eberbody grabz a partner. I tink I heer teh OOMM PAH PAH startink now.
Roll out teh barrel, Wez hab a barrel ov fun
Roll out teh barrel, we’ve got deh bluez on teh run
Zing Boom Terrara
Joyn in a glass ob gud cheer
Now iz time to roll teh barrel
For teh gangz all here!
Oh, dat wuz fun. I likes grabbing a glass ob good cheer in da mornink.
I lak a bier buzzzz n teh mornink.
Congratulayshuns rodney 4 ur nawt furst!
ment 2 sai nawt sekund.
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Sometimes you want to go Where everybody knows your name,
and they’re always glad you came.
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An taht iz eggzacktlee wai we awl luvz it so mutch heer wif ar frenz at ICHC!!!
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(yoo awl may bee wundering waht toon ai am singing too – it’s “Peter and teh Wolff.” – extree syllabul in ICHC, but wut can yoo doo?)
Agggghhh! Eerwurm attak!
Aftur teh polkas, wii kan haz relaxin in Boston (awr British; R beree symilur) bar, fur a nawt sekond, and a sekond fur teh saym purrson?
all these kittehs for meh? o rly? i go into kitteh euforia.
Odonna’s kittehs…
We is in yer kitchen
waitin fer yew to finish wif teh can
and put the gushyfud in da bowl
an get oudda da way
an lets us nom nom nom
Did we menshuns we waiting?
Did we menshuns yew finishing wif teh can?
Did we?
Izit open yet?
Izit?
Izit?
wii herds u sai “fud”. Is mama fud, or kitteh fud? (all kittehs cross kitteh fingres, pokes selfs with poynty endz, crys a bit, goes bak to hoping..)
Mah lyttle famblee dunnit care ef it bees kitteh fud or da mama fud. Iffen Eye is in da kitchin – et be fud tyme!
Iz Sargen Kitteh’s Lonlee Harts Clob Bannd!
Beatles ref FTW!!!
we hopin to N-joy da NOM.
Kittehs ob teh D@mned.
Oh paws – there yoo ar. If yoo hav tiem – cud yoo pleez go bak to “I dunno. . .” an finish teh laddiez toast? Annyluvsprintie did teh lassie’s wun – verree prittilee, ai thot.
Sorree. It reeli doz taek oors 2 rite teh toasts prawpurrlee, & us Skawts nawt leik doin dehm NE otter wai! Fur instince, Ah wood hab 2 luik 4 poyumz wit teh nayms ob awl teh ICHC laydeez daht ah noze in dehm.
Oh!
ai had no idea it wuz so complicated!!! nor did ai noe taht it wuz purrsonal. Ai noe yoo leik to doo thingz propurrlee – so – wait!! what?? Yoo need 4 poyumz fur EECH laydee? Oar yoo must skweeze awl teh naymes into 4 poyems?
ooooh ai musta misseded sumfin bery inturestin…….wat r u speekin ov Janet????? an wher kan ai fine it?????
an Paws4thot>>>>how’z fingz in taht mostest luverly ov countriz…Scawtland???? u noes ai waz married in Scawtland?? in Jedbourough, (ai thot dat Gretna Green waz too obvius, but no wun heer in Merica seems to get dat…..)…..marrriud awn Guy Faawlkes Dai….thot waz bery nise of u to hav firewurks for us……an bonfiars too !!!
an we staied at a luiverly an fanci B&B rite awn teh Ribber Tweed across frum Abbotsford…..u cood see the spire ov teh ruuftops throo teh trees…..
but new hubbies waz constipatteded AWL nite long…….shooda been a cloo
salleh – go bak to “I dunno -” frum Friday. It’s seems laik furebber bak – but wuz reelee just Friday!!
Salleh, mebbe ur new hubbie heared rong. U sayed u wanted to comsummate ur marryage and he… well, u knoe.
oh hai LCB……he iz mi ,fank teh ceiling cat, EX hubbie noaw !!!! he wanteded fur me to be teh “noawt-Salleh” an ai nebber figgureded oawt how to do taht!!!!awl ai noes how to do iz to be teh Salleh……
No, but ah wood hab 2 luik 4 a poyum 4 U, an 1 4 Salleh, an 1 4 annyluvsprintie, an 1 4 D Marie… , dehn maek refurrinses daht U kood awl rekognize UR naymez in, an trai 2 be teh funnee awl @ wuns.
Awwww – taht soundz reelee sweet. No wunder yoo awl laik it.
*whispurrs* what doo teh guiz doo hoo ar nawt so funnee as yoo ar??
Sawree – ai tryed. Is maybe teh rezzult ov being part ov the Skawts diaspora… we dint sellybrate it awften – was also teh birfdai ov mai grannee in Morningside.
Doesn’t u mean “Skawts diasporran”?
yew did grate !!1!
Kittehs ob teh Corn
Sayme fillum, diffrint kontynint!
Or, kittehz ob teh Canned (fud…)
we haz tuna on oar mindz
Always!Always! heh heh…
mebbe we shood not have nommed u
all those hungree hungree hours
an we gess we never tole u
weer so happy that ur owrs
Dis wai mai kittehs gets teh dry fuds. Ai lib in townhows n lotso b kittehs neerbai. Ai hab hole nayberhud heer iffn ai used gushee fuds!
oh ahi MM…….datz a gud feery, but ai noawt shure ifn iz troo……awlmostest awl ov mi kittehz …obber teh yeerz …ahv been feeded wiff the dri fud too, (mostily becawse ai waz in teh starvin artist part ov mi lif…) but dat dint meen dey dint cum runnin at teh sound ov a cannoppuner……
maibe iz in teh jeans????
an fur seberul yeerz noaw, mostest ov teh canz haz teh “pop top” fingies awn tehm…….stilll….teh cannoppuner bringz tehn running….
iz a mistrury…..
tew kyute…..ai wnat tew hug’em and skweez’em adn collum jorge
Attenshun!!! This is a leval 4 *SPLORT* alert. Put awn the chrg(wdoi) noaw, Maybe needs CCC too . Pleese?
Yess! Dats a noffel lawt of kyoot fur wun lidl picher!!
Nao where did I put dat CHRG (wdoi)…
Oops!
**splort**
*sigh*…
Oh, Cassidy – mai gudness!!! I come bak heer and waht doo ai find????
Heer – ai haz an extra CHRG(wdoi) in mai pokkit. Gud thing it ar just a tinee sport!!!
Just a liddle scoop – a liddle tuk, tuk – pat, pat. *tug tug tug* at yur CHRG(wdoi) – an there! Ai think yoo ar all rite nao.
Yoo still luk just a liddel pail – so heer iz a sawft blankie – yoo liek this pink wun???? and sum choklit.
run, kittehs…..we opineeng can uv WUP-AZZ!!
Godot? …. Is he here yet?
Thare is me, Alex, an mai droogs, an we sat in teh Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks wut to do with teh eefning.
ah, teh klokkwerk orinj wunz…iz poyzin!!
Warez Waldo?!
we are the kitties of the corm.
Celin Cat’s sirmonz allwaiz draw a crowd.
Oh Tribble. wonderful. I was right there when it first came up – and I came up blank!! Oh, that I had thought of this one!
Tank u JH4K! Eye submitted dat on da lolcat builder Jan 11, but it nebber cayme up on da votin payge.
i know teh strukshuns sais wen u submit thru lolcat builder it can taeks sum tiem furr teh pic 2 come on voting page if at all. My kweschun is…how long???? i is nawt payshent.
OH! pg 17 ob voting pages, “oh noes i’z melting” is mai Tiggy cat!!!
Gud 4 u kittehlurve! Dey shud haz ur nayme dere. Een da post beelow, eye tought u wuz tawkin bout capshunz, not picherz. Eye haz nebber submitted a picher b4. How long deed eet tayke fur yur picher tu show upp?
Eye haz a capshun on payge 16. Itz da wun bout da IKEA kittehz.
mai capshun dinnt show. tihs is sumwun elses capshun. but is beddur tahn mai capshun so is ok! I putted mai name (kittehlurve) in teh “foto by” feeld, but it dinnt come owt, eben on mai copy ob teh pic. i did pic on flyday. pic wif diffrent capshun daitd sunnyday.
Eet haz been mye sperience, dat it cumz upp on da sayme dai. Eef eye submit in da mornin, an eye doan c eet by de affernoon, eye figger eye no gonna c it at awl. But sumtymez de sen a copi tu da ee-mayle an sew u alwaiz haz a copi. But dat doan wrk awl da tyme.
Bout wun in 10 getz tu da votin payge. An eye had submitted bout 100, b4 wun mayde it to da phront payge. But da phront payge iz awl vote driven so dat iz rilli hard! Eet alsew seemz eef u iz at de end uff da dai, doez picherz on “Vote” seem tu getz moar votez, cuz peepz doan luk at awl da votin payges.
But iz great phun!
I putz 1 in a week ago, still not on vote paige.
I tink I’ll go crai now.
ai jest wanteded to sai…ai goes to teh vote! pages awn a regulaur basus…..feel iz mi dooty as a cheezfren…….
“Teh Kittehs”
(…kinda loozes sumthin… “Teh Berds” sownds moar ominus. “Teh Kittehs” sownds liek floofs n snorgels nawt ominus.)
OOh *shudder* Teh Kittehs! I is skeered! Verree skeered!
Be afrayd! Be verree afrayd!
*snerk*
Dont furget deh “Fluffy minions of DOOM” … Death bi snorglin….
Fur Kittehz visitin New Yawk, “Catz” iz allwayz moast populur broadwai show.
(JH4K, u mayde mee tink uff dat wun!)
Kongrachewlayshunz 2 wun an awl 4 teh nawt yousyoual caps!
Uh, no, kittehs. . .I wud say canopener herds u!
Yup _ finallee – teh anser to teh kwestchin – “Haow do joo herd kittehs?”
Mai furst thot – but doctorcat’ suppperior intellekt gawt theyr b4 me!
Certainly one effective way to herd cats!
I wonder if “herd” in the caption was a deliberate pun, or just a happy accident.
Herd of aytheists
I’ve heard of wallpaper — I’ve heard of Kittehs, put two together – and here it is – KITTEH WALLPAPER – floor to ceiling – corner to corner evry room in house – how many kittyboxhes?
Photo from front door of PetsMart… 5:00 AM November 23, 2007.
i fixt ur copier
“C’mon weed Pwincuss bwide ta us ‘gain… Pwees”
Az yoo wish.
aw granpa, do you hab to reed teh kissy partz?
W: Ken yoo moove at awl?
B: Moove? Yor alyve. If yoo wunt, I ken fly!
happy cat brings all his frenz to meet cheezfrends!
cute kittehs!
Man, I hate when this happens.
Saaaaaaay…I fink dis mite be ’shoppeded!!
(snerk)
Dat one ober on da rite izn’t lookin at da camera…lookses like he gonna pounse on hims brovver’s tayl. Nonconformist kitteh is….apparently nawt hungry.
Frustrayted foto . . . Ftopg . . . pikshur taekr sez:
Hmmph, no matter hao hard I triez, sumwun’s ALWAYZ got der eys shut, or is lukkin awai frum de kamra!
walllll datz whi us perfesunal piccture takurs take lawtz an loawtz ov pickturez……
wen ai waz takin photz a laowt, ai wood taek seberaul rollz ov flim fur a protrate….(an 36 to aroll)
an teh moar ppeulz an kittehz in te foto….teh moar fotoz u needz to taek……
corse ai waz teh reel pikky……
Sallehz foto tip o teh dai…..taek loawts ov fotoz to be shure u getz wat u wantz….
Ypu, that’s wot ai’ve herd – so ai’ve got loads an loads ov not-gud pikkies(*sigh*), Still, evree pikshur ov mai preshuss wuns has sumfin in it foar mee.
BUT .. today ai got sum fotos bak.. an wun ov them was jus liek teh “No.” piksur, but wiv mai liddul caliko Silkeh insted … an teh ICHC on teh puter!
Maed me smile – but also ai has teh sad, cos lots ov pix ov mai Jezzy, nao gone….
Oh, Annyluvsprintie, thoes pix may maek yoo sad rite nao, but laytur yoo will luk at dem an be glad yoo haz dem.
Yoo wil smyl an say – hao blessed I wuz to know yoo, an whut a gift it wuz to luv yoo, liddel wun.
But stil de sweetest pikshoors is de wuns we carries in owr harts.
{{annyluvsprintie}}
Yes! We are all invid… indiviv… different.
I’ze nawt (frawm kitteh kontemplaytin tayl pounsing).
I used to have that poster when I was six
exactly what i was gonna say
Moar den 35 kittehz!! Cant go to werk, haff 2 stay home & givz lurve, treats, fud, scoop at least 7 boxz, iz fultym job. Mai ex wud sai she wanted 17 kittehz for years, and guess wot? Teh boyfren after me had 17 kittehz! Mebbe he can post them for Caturday. Teh secret worx!
Man, I would loooove to hear the backstory on this picture. And I would *not* want to run into this group in a dark alley. Or a cloudy alley, even. Well, maybe if I had an industrial size can of tuna, with an industrial size can opener. And a Vespa for a quick getaway.
They look so, so *accusatory.* As if they were promised some premium gushy fud, and then given – gasp – some generic store brand kitty kibble.
Yes they do herd a can opener.
AAAAWWWW
QT KITTEHZ
that’s the best pun i’ve heard/herd in a while!
this descibes my cats so well. I am litterally ‘lol’ing.
OMGZ. I hav had tht postr since I leik 10!
me to that is so cool
fer cyoot!
oh my gosh i have this poster it is so cool i have this poster!!!
OMG.. i have this poster!!!
oh my gosh, I used to have this poster!