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tuna all around…
Yes, and send the tab to Mr Hitchcock.
So wats dans u want Rodney?? Ai’ll do teh powka!
*step, step, step, hop*
an ai’ll happilee joyne yoo, MM - in this danse ov joi fur ar deer an funneh rd - fur gud nawt second AND second. (Awl hoo don’t like this - just klik awn liddle bawx abuv mai naym, OK?)
*whispurs* MM - iz akshullee “step step hop paws*
*step step hop - paws
step step hop - paws
step step hop - paws*
Whooooo hoooooooo (thiz is wun dans where yoo reelee AR supposed to go “whoo hoo”
1 ob U 2 laydeez leik 2 joyne me in a “Thunder & Lightning” polka?
Ai hoep yoo ar still heer becuz ai wud luv to danse wif yoo. Polka dansing bai yurself isn’t neerlee so mutch fun!
ooooohh…..dat’s wat u sai about the whoooo hoooo……akshually, u iz allus teh correck in ur whoo hooz use….jest cause u puts dem wher u wantz dem……doesn’t meen taht tehy dont belong der……..
ai amosted putteded a remark yesturdai ’bout dose trollz an der complayntz…….no wun iz holin a gun to der hedz sayin “u MUST luk at dese commentz” whi dey so whiney bout wat iz bein sed????? but… evverywun der seemeded to hav a gud grip awn letin dem noes taht was NOAWT appresheated…..
but somytymes ai gotz to put mi 2 sesntz in……
*musing* ai wundur……do dose peeplz control teh conversashuns dey hav wiff evverywun dey meetz????ai betz dey dont hav miny secund conversashuns……..
wat numbur we up to awn trolls???? dis is #10 oar iz #11???
*trollz hoo r controll freekz*
LOLZ - ai think dose mite bee #10 - ai just brawt gremlin’s troll list forward - but iz nau several pikshurs bak alreddy. Ai will chek so bai an bai!
will you be dancin to da tuna can-can?
Beer Bawrel powka nashurrally
I duz teh step step step paws most of de tyme. But the step step step hop is gud if yr partnher has beeg bootses. Liek in faammous Foresters Bawl from mai yoot.
I lieks big swurlly skurt and stompy shoos for N E polkas. I iz vry happi.
*Whirl whirl whirl peas, whirl whirl whirl peas*
Oh, dats a gud song. But I onlee nowing deh chorus. I singing it for you to do teh twirly dans. I not nowing how to twirlee dans, but it lookings like it be fun. Eberbody grabz a partner. I tink I heer teh OOMM PAH PAH startink now.
Roll out teh barrel, Wez hab a barrel ov fun
Roll out teh barrel, we’ve got deh bluez on teh run
Zing Boom Terrara
Joyn in a glass ob gud cheer
Now iz time to roll teh barrel
For teh gangz all here!
Oh, dat wuz fun. I likes grabbing a glass ob good cheer in da mornink.
I lak a bier buzzzz n teh mornink.
Congratulayshuns rodney 4 ur nawt furst!
ment 2 sai nawt sekund.
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Sometimes you want to go Where everybody knows your name,
and they’re always glad you came.
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An taht iz eggzacktlee wai we awl luvz it so mutch heer wif ar frenz at ICHC!!!
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(yoo awl may bee wundering waht toon ai am singing too - it’s “Peter and teh Wolff.” - extree syllabul in ICHC, but wut can yoo doo?)
Agggghhh! Eerwurm attak!
Aftur teh polkas, wii kan haz relaxin in Boston (awr British; R beree symilur) bar, fur a nawt sekond, and a sekond fur teh saym purrson?
all these kittehs for meh? o rly? i go into kitteh euforia.
Odonna’s kittehs…
We is in yer kitchen
waitin fer yew to finish wif teh can
and put the gushyfud in da bowl
an get oudda da way
an lets us nom nom nom
Did we menshuns we waiting?
Did we menshuns yew finishing wif teh can?
Did we?
Izit open yet?
Izit?
Izit?
wii herds u sai “fud”. Is mama fud, or kitteh fud? (all kittehs cross kitteh fingres, pokes selfs with poynty endz, crys a bit, goes bak to hoping..)
Mah lyttle famblee dunnit care ef it bees kitteh fud or da mama fud. Iffen Eye is in da kitchin - et be fud tyme!
Iz Sargen Kitteh’s Lonlee Harts Clob Bannd!
Beatles ref FTW!!!
we hopin to N-joy da NOM.
Kittehs ob teh D@mned.
Oh paws - there yoo ar. If yoo hav tiem - cud yoo pleez go bak to “I dunno. . .” an finish teh laddiez toast? Annyluvsprintie did teh lassie’s wun - verree prittilee, ai thot.
Sorree. It reeli doz taek oors 2 rite teh toasts prawpurrlee, & us Skawts nawt leik doin dehm NE otter wai! Fur instince, Ah wood hab 2 luik 4 poyumz wit teh nayms ob awl teh ICHC laydeez daht ah noze in dehm.
Oh!
ai had no idea it wuz so complicated!!! nor did ai noe taht it wuz purrsonal. Ai noe yoo leik to doo thingz propurrlee - so - wait!! what?? Yoo need 4 poyumz fur EECH laydee? Oar yoo must skweeze awl teh naymes into 4 poyems?
ooooh ai musta misseded sumfin bery inturestin…….wat r u speekin ov Janet????? an wher kan ai fine it?????
an Paws4thot>>>>how’z fingz in taht mostest luverly ov countriz…Scawtland???? u noes ai waz married in Scawtland?? in Jedbourough, (ai thot dat Gretna Green waz too obvius, but no wun heer in Merica seems to get dat…..)…..marrriud awn Guy Faawlkes Dai….thot waz bery nise of u to hav firewurks for us……an bonfiars too !!!
an we staied at a luiverly an fanci B&B rite awn teh Ribber Tweed across frum Abbotsford…..u cood see the spire ov teh ruuftops throo teh trees…..
but new hubbies waz constipatteded AWL nite long…….shooda been a cloo
salleh - go bak to “I dunno -” frum Friday. It’s seems laik furebber bak - but wuz reelee just Friday!!
Salleh, mebbe ur new hubbie heared rong. U sayed u wanted to comsummate ur marryage and he… well, u knoe.
oh hai LCB……he iz mi ,fank teh ceiling cat, EX hubbie noaw !!!! he wanteded fur me to be teh “noawt-Salleh” an ai nebber figgureded oawt how to do taht!!!!awl ai noes how to do iz to be teh Salleh……
No, but ah wood hab 2 luik 4 a poyum 4 U, an 1 4 Salleh, an 1 4 annyluvsprintie, an 1 4 D Marie… , dehn maek refurrinses daht U kood awl rekognize UR naymez in, an trai 2 be teh funnee awl @ wuns.
Awwww - taht soundz reelee sweet. No wunder yoo awl laik it.
*whispurrs* what doo teh guiz doo hoo ar nawt so funnee as yoo ar??
Sawree - ai tryed. Is maybe teh rezzult ov being part ov the Skawts diaspora… we dint sellybrate it awften - was also teh birfdai ov mai grannee in Morningside.
Doesn’t u mean “Skawts diasporran”?
yew did grate !!1!
Kittehs ob teh Corn
Sayme fillum, diffrint kontynint!
Or, kittehz ob teh Canned (fud…)
we haz tuna on oar mindz
Always!Always! heh heh…
mebbe we shood not have nommed u
all those hungree hungree hours
an we gess we never tole u
weer so happy that ur owrs
Dis wai mai kittehs gets teh dry fuds. Ai lib in townhows n lotso b kittehs neerbai. Ai hab hole nayberhud heer iffn ai used gushee fuds!
oh ahi MM…….datz a gud feery, but ai noawt shure ifn iz troo……awlmostest awl ov mi kittehz …obber teh yeerz …ahv been feeded wiff the dri fud too, (mostily becawse ai waz in teh starvin artist part ov mi lif…) but dat dint meen dey dint cum runnin at teh sound ov a cannoppuner……
maibe iz in teh jeans????
an fur seberul yeerz noaw, mostest ov teh canz haz teh “pop top” fingies awn tehm…….stilll….teh cannoppuner bringz tehn running….
iz a mistrury…..
tew kyute…..ai wnat tew hug’em and skweez’em adn collum jorge
Attenshun!!! This is a leval 4 *SPLORT* alert. Put awn the chrg(wdoi) noaw, Maybe needs CCC too . Pleese?
Yess! Dats a noffel lawt of kyoot fur wun lidl picher!!
Nao where did I put dat CHRG (wdoi)…
Oops!
**splort**
*sigh*…
Oh, Cassidy - mai gudness!!! I come bak heer and waht doo ai find????
Heer - ai haz an extra CHRG(wdoi) in mai pokkit. Gud thing it ar just a tinee sport!!!
Just a liddle scoop - a liddle tuk, tuk - pat, pat. *tug tug tug* at yur CHRG(wdoi) - an there! Ai think yoo ar all rite nao.
Yoo still luk just a liddel pail - so heer iz a sawft blankie - yoo liek this pink wun???? and sum choklit.
run, kittehs…..we opineeng can uv WUP-AZZ!!
Godot? …. Is he here yet?
Thare is me, Alex, an mai droogs, an we sat in teh Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks wut to do with teh eefning.
ah, teh klokkwerk orinj wunz…iz poyzin!!
Warez Waldo?!
we are the kitties of the corm.
Celin Cat’s sirmonz allwaiz draw a crowd.
Oh Tribble. wonderful. I was right there when it first came up - and I came up blank!! Oh, that I had thought of this one!
Tank u JH4K! Eye submitted dat on da lolcat builder Jan 11, but it nebber cayme up on da votin payge.