MAH SLEAP NOMBR
den wutz dis dogs sleep numbr?
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is a lill boney butt is ok.
Dat must meen da nombr “dawg” iz on da furmer side. Btw congratulayshuns kittehlurve 4 ur nawt sekund.
sumwun shud wash teh sheets on tihs bed tho.
kine a stinx.
Yay fur nawt sekond! Time to danse?
“hoo let teh goggs owt
woof woofwoof”
howwwww much is dat goggie ina winnow?
da one wit the not waggggly tail???
Fur sure. We gotz gud song now. “WHo Let da Googies Out” be purrfect. What danse we duz?
Dis pik remindz me ob anudder old song:
one of dem addition songs:
Der a pile ob dirty lawndry onna floor
Der a googie onna a pile of dirty lawndy onna floor
Der a ketteh on da googie on da pile ob dirty lawndry onna floor
Der a pile…der a pile….der a pile ob dirty lawdry onna floor…
iz dat reel sung? iz funnee!!!!
ar yoo fur reel sayin “googie”? or do yoo meen “goggie”?
eeder wey is fien. juss wunderin.
:::joins in goggie dans:::
dans dans
twurl twurl
sliiiide to da leff
hop hop leep land
chaistalechaistale
aaaaand drool.
whew. iz beet. iz needz nap.
gotta go find mai slp nmbr goggie.
lol srry fur scaree/weerd dans. i don noe hao goggies dans!
Dat bery creatibe dans. Uz gud!
dat wuz a preddee akkuratded goggie dans!
onli fing u forgotted iz teh “woof woof” at teh end……
imprresive danse tho……..ai iz too tirurd to danse diz mowrnin…but ai luved urs….
an ai betz taht kitteh haz ben sleepin awn dat goggie sinse himz was a behbeh kitn……datz wun relaxed kitteh…..doncha luv himz feeties???
oh yes yoo ar kwite rite. hao mbarassin! furgotted teh woof!
i am thuroly convisd dat teh feeties ar teh kyootest part of ennee kitteh, secund to teh noez.
mai kittehs slepton mai bed lass nite. was waaaarm but dey hardlee left anee room fur me. big hallo to salleh from acrost deh kuntree.
Iz teh “tail-chase” danse. Roun an roun an roun an… den fall dwon an slobber!!
Dog sleep numbr apper to be “Pile of Usd undrpants”. Comfee.
usd undrpants now soakin up goggie drool. glad tehyr nawt mine!
Goggie pruty glad tooo.
time too lawn… lhaun… washify.
TWICE.
Iz ok, I fink teh pyle ov lawndree is a dish towell an sumfin eles. Hoo knos if it’s durty oar cleen….
(I cud be rong, and it’s unnerpants…)
I fink it wuz teh kitteh’s sheets dat wuz durty. Teh kitteh’s “sheets” is teh dog. Mabby he needs a baf.
Eye tinkz dis beddie haz phleas!
beddur dan bed bugs!
ennee tipe of bed vurmin = DO NOT WANT.
speshullee teh bed mice! Ai hayts dem…but not az much az mai kittehs hayt dem.
igoz bedyy bey now wait dis not ma bed!
fishykitty
Sleep # = K9
mattress be okay, ‘cept it rolls over, barks, and passes nasty gas.
Tem-purrr-pedic matress.
Kitteh has obvius — obvu -clealy been warned about pointy endz to be kept off de bed!
Mebbe dat y kitteh has dis lumpee bed–hims wadder bed missteere…misteree…sumhao springded meny leekses.
Pup-o-pedic, fr yr bezt nait’z sleep. Alsew helpz u getz up in da mornin an kurlz up fr konvveyent storidj.
kitteh be sleepee, teh mattress purrfeshunal
I don geddit. Mai comfee bed smellz lyke stinkee dawg.
Mai kitteh’s sleep number is hooman!
BOFF my kittehs’ sleep nummer is hyooman!! Spes… Spiss… to bee eggsact – ME! I yoozhoolee hab wun kitteh awn my leff and wun awn my rite. Oar wun kitteh snorgled into mai armpit (put awai yor poyntee ends!) and the ovver kitteh down bai mai feetz. I wudn’t mynd if at leest wun ov them fownd theyr sleep nummer is “hubbykat.”
Oar, mebbe sleep nummer = flor.
U mus be *softer* … liek a nu rock band – 4 cat nite….
mah goggie’s seep nummer usually “flor” or “goggie bed.” Until we woks owt teh door, den is changes to “cowch!”
Is also same for drool nummer, and shed nummer and chewontoy nummer.
Iz gud bed, naow it know ai spyke it wif pointee ends weh it start snorrin.
PS – sorree, ai is nawt-Amerycun – plz, wat is “sleep nummer”? kthx!
iz brand o bedding that cosses exor — exhor — is spensive as all gitowt.
Sposta just firmness custum to ich person.
Is air-cushion bedz. Inflateo-thingy livz under beddz (and makes horrid vakuuums sounds when nflating) when remot-kontrol thingy is pushed.
Funnily enuf, the least-xpensiv one is cheeper than ordnary bedz, BUT they tries hard hard hard to sellz u on the rilly xpensiv modlz, which has the same air-bag thingy but ncresingly more floofy padz on tops.
We like ourz, gots our own floofy padz-thyingy at targetz
We has sleep nummer bed, an luvs it! I liek a reely firm bed, soe iffen my bakk is hurttin, I jess press teh buttens and it pumps up! Mai hubbykat lieks his bed firm, butt nawt as firm as mee, so his syde is floofier.
Aha! All becomes cleer tew me.
Fankoo foar teh explanamayshuns!
Is nawt dat espensiv–I has wun mahsef becuz I lyk gushybedz dat I can sink down into. Mah feeansay lyk to sleep on hard bedz. Dis way, we get bof in saem bed!
We is ole fashunned. We jus hab 2 matrusses.
Goldielochs er.. Greylochs foun furs goggie too sof. Secon goggie too hard. But fird goggie wuz jus rite!
Is not Ur head is mah happeh place
bruther frum anuther muther.
he not hebby he my..ohh wait..dis a kitteh, oh wellzzzzzz
RD, dis hyst..hist….bery bery funknee. I lubs Brudder from Anudder Planet. One ob da bes mobbies eber! Sooo witty…sooo funknee! Exta berger for da grate ref!!
Dis’ a nice resting spot…
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Oh! Dis wun so cyoot, I finks me hed is gonna spode frum da cyootness!
I rilly fink –
***BAM***
Oooo….
Ohai – wuld yoo liek a sawft blankee? Sum choklit? An heerza CHRG (wdoi) fur next tiem.
Publix Servix Annownzmint: Pls to be lukkin wit de eys onlee *AFTER* puttin purrtekshin awn de hed!
Kthxbai!
Fank ewe, gremlin!!
Choklit and blankie r helping…i can haz martooniez tu?
(A lilltle hare uv teh dog wut asploded me…)
ninja kitteh can sleep anywhere
Yin and Yang: You’re doing it wrong…
no, kitteh, ur slp numbrz b 909–gog
Hee looks like hee was boxeeng and bunneh kickin an fell assleep in teh middul.
So cyoote!
Awwww…. to cute!
Calmer, cockier, and more intelligent than Butthead, Beavis has no attention span and is usually 100% confident in everything he says and does.
Dis sure beets da temperlolpedic goggie ai has tryd las nite…
Wouldn’t that number be “K-9″?
Kitteh: I dweeming dat mai bed barkz…
Doggeh: I dweeming dat mai blanky meowz…
For dose in Merica who no sillie comm…ad thingy
TO THE JINGLE “HEAD ON”
Kitteh butt, applie direcktly to da head
Kitteh butt, applie direcktly to da head
Kitteh butt, applie direcktly to da head
Kitteh butt, applie direcktly to da head
WIN!
Eider dis kitteh REELY lik3s dis goggie, OR der is noe odder dry warm spot in deh hole hous!!
i tink is furry inneresting dat dis goggie luks like he prolly at least part pit bull. Wud mek furry gud PR pic for peeps who tinks all pit bulls r vishus killers!
ezzacklee. dey is jus big babees! teh biggur and heveyur teh goggie, teh moar it finks it be a baby.
i fink doggie sleep numbur is “laundreez”