but iz not sleepy!
i can has nudder story?
granpa will nao read u teh kissing bits…
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THEN what - a glass of milk??? Just get into bed wid me, little kitteh…
O guds! Aiz eerlee n kin gets the CCC heer B4 teh splorts happin!
Con Cat u lay shuns, CH on bein nawt sekun! Dans fur u will b onlee won ai noes - POWKA!!!
ooooo, fangs, mommeh!!! I lurvs yore bed. Icanhastummyrubs?
Tummyrubs, chin rubs, snorgles….Little kittehs always has their little motors turned up to the highest volume…..maiks us luv them more.
Horray fur ur nawt sekind,Cookies hoomin
if u giv dis bebbeh kitteh Cookie’s bed an den a glassa milk to go wit it, whut will da bebbeh want next?
I don kare! Dis bebeh can hab anyfing it wans
such as…
a kiss good nite
babby blankee
cupple ob hugs…
an a toy mawz
…don fogget teh mawz!
Umm Tanks for bed, but idnt dis a bit…..girly? pleh I no wants cooties.
I can sihngs you lula… loola… lllulla… Babee songs!
*sleepee cat sleepee cat
what they be feedin u
sleepee cat sleepee cat
iz not yr faulllT!!!!!*
fwends ref! ftw
mush , mush, nisser tahn teh smelee cat song… Nebber liked taht 1…
Feebee reference ftW ~.o I lubs cat sawngs <3
Hush liddl kitteh, dun say a werd
Mommeh’s gonna bye joo a mockin berd
No kitteh, be nise to teh mockin berd! Noooo!
Mebbe mockin berd fur kitteh not sush a grate idea akchooly.
“wonce upon a tyme, dare wuzza sweet liddle stripey kitteh wiff green eyes….
…who gotz a vizit froms teh Cheezburger MONSTER becuz he wouldnt go to sleepz.
butt when teh Cheezburger Monster came, teh sweet liddle, brave liddle kitteh just smyled an rubbed his body against him, and made frends wiff hymn….
and he sed, “Mister Monster, will U tell mii a storee?”, and so teh Monster….
melteded a lil in himz hart an tole teh liddel kitteh a boootiful storree ’bout….
sayd “waaaaalllllll, I tel yu abowt teh lass liddul kitteh i met ho dinnut wanna goes tu sleepys. He stuud up in be, yeah - juss lyk yoo, an he smyled awl kyoot - juss lyke yoo, an den he rubbeded awlon mai leg - yah juss lyk dat, an dat’s wen i reecheded down wif mai giyant clawses and
An Eye so surprisedl. Dey waz holin beeg cheezburgers. An de little kitteh eated two cheezburgers and maid hez liddle tummy all round and rounder. An de liddle kitteh was soooo sleepiness dat he fall asleep in his liddle bed. An de big cheezburger monster
lukked at teh liddul sleepin kitteh an suddingly … SPLORT! pickkuls an cheez awl obber teh playse! Liddul sleepin kitteh too kyoot …
(an now can has annoder tastee an nootrishu snak if herz wakes up agen….) Sleep tite, bebeh kitteh!
Onest upon a tyme, dere was a liddle kitty-katkins who didnint want to going to sleepes. So hiz mommy sed to him, come wiss me and we will sit by the fire and having de hot cocoa. So dey sat by the fyre and the liddle kitty-kat drankded his hot cocoa and watchted the fyre flikkering. And his mommy sanged the kitty lullubeyez. Soon the liddle kitty-katkins coudn’ted keepink his liddle eyezez opun any longerer. His mommy tuckted him up in hiz blanky and he slepted all the night long.
Sweet dreemz, baby kitty-katkins.
I canz seez dis scene wid mah eyez closed. Great Job, Cweenmj!
ohai, can I has glas ov water, plzkthnx gudnite…
ohai, can I bees tucked in naow, plz?
ohai, U fergotted to kiz mee gudnite….kthanx…
ohai, I has to goes to litrbocks, k?
ohai, can I has …… etc. etc. etc.
kidz, dey allways has sum excyuse to nawt go nite-nite…..
Wow, yoo sownd jest liek mai hyoomin kitten, hoo is sebben yeers old! I let him hab a watter bottel in bed soe he dusn’t haftoo get owt ov bed foar a drink elebentyfifteen tymes a nite! Cawn’t halp the habing to go pottee tho … I tell him to go, he goes, he sais “din’t come owt!” and 15 mins affer we awl go to bed, he’s in teh potteeroom! *sigh*
I not gunna sleepey-bye ‘ntil u kills da monfter unner de bed.
Dont worriez liddle kitteh, Ceeling Cat watch ovr yu wile yu sleepy-pie….
Oncet uppawn teh tyme… ummm… lemme sea… oh, I know…
Every morning, Skippyjon Jones woke up with the birds…
http://www.amazon.com/Skippyjon-Jones-Judy-Schachner/dp/0525471340
uh-oh…naw himz wown’t ebber go 2 sleepz..
Oh Luna, I LUBS Skippyjon Jones! Ai gaev dose buks to ebery widdle kid ai no dis past Krismas!
Skippyjon Jones is a faborit in mai fambly too!!
Oh, i’m skippyjon jones wiff a mind ov my own an I’ll bounce awn the bed for hours!
i onlee hearded ob skippeejon jones yesturday. my neffew lubs him
hush, widdle kitteh, doan say a wird,
mahmah’s gonna buy U a mawkin’ bird,
adn if dat mawkin bird dont sing
mamhah’s gonna buy you a gushy thing
and if dat gushi fing doan fli
Mama’s gonna get a cheezburger pie
an if dat cheezy pie gits cold,
Mama’s gonna by U a blanky to hold…
an if dat blanky don keep yu warm, mama’s gonna cook yu an eer of corm…
an if dat eer ov corm iz deaf,
mama’s gonna wisper unner her bref…
an’ if dat whispered breff smellz pleh,
mamma’s gonna hire a sushi chef…
And if dat sushi chef’s nawt gud,
Mama’s gonna get u sum udder fud…
And if dat udder fud grows mold
Mama’s gonna get u a snake to hold…
And if dat udder fud runs awai,
Mama’s gonna get u a fren to plai,
And if dat fren doan plai too nice,
Mama’s gonna get u a pizza slice,
And iff dat pizza sliced too beeg,
Mama’s gonna get u a liddle pig…
And if dat liddle pig don’t oink
Mama’s gonna get u a frend to ….
U knoes, it’s waaaaaay past ur bedtime.
And if dat b****ing goes too long,
Mama’s gonna sing u anudder song.
And if dat udder song don’t rhyme
Mama’s gonna sing it anyways becaws itz teh verry late and u should beez teh sleeping and whut, u think Mama’s made of rhymes? I dat whut u think?
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
O thank Ceiling Cat! Bebbeh if finally teh sleeps.
Now I can go to libbing room and practiss mah drum solo.
oh mai ceeling cat!!
i rotflshistc!!!!11!!!
(that is a vet thing: rolling on the floor laughing so hard I scared the cats)
I had a book of (not) that lullaby when I was a girl
ROTFLSHISTC?
Shera, that maed meH ROTFLSHISTC!
Tanks guyz, sooo cleber. Can’t deeside wefer I wantz u az kitteh-sitters or nawt. Lcb, u neber sees tu amayz meh!
ef ai goez 2 sleep, kan ai habba cheezbuger pie??????? yummy… see, ize snowrwin nao!! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….
This must be Lolcutous preev…prev…menshuned beefore in Battle Station hammie pic.
Turn out yer lazers an go ta bed litl wun.
Princess Bride reference FTW! Azzzzzz yooouuuuuu wiiiiissshhhh!
Babikatten,
If u din stae up all nite evr nite, u wood b abel 2 sleepz at teh rite tyme!
ok, wun mor storiez. Den we gotz to sleep, k?
but Mawm…all teh other kittehs get-a wotch teh Fambly Guy, y can’t I?
An if awl teh udder lil kittehs jumpt awf a kliff, wud u?
Din’t fink soah…naoh go nite-nite!
dats nawt fayr
ur so meen!
If awl teh udder kittehs jumpz offa teh kliffz, affer a wiles, fallz no so bad…
Sure, I wud jump iffs I noo dat Woodchuck wud let meh land on her bellee.
Mah gud fren Woodchuck, had teh Bellee ov Life, fur LCB lass tiem.
Testify! That Woodchuck beez teh bestest reskew implument EVER.
BTW, Romeow, did u see whut trubbles I got into after u dids ur danse for me earlier today? I is still all proony from beings in teh watters so long.
*shakes hed*
Oh, LCB, I’m so sowy I wasn’t dere to halp u. Mah gudness, iffs u aren’t fallings off ov fings, ur fallings into dem! Ur reskew teem did a bery gud jawb unner dificult circumstances. Hoo wud hab frot a troll cud do such a fing?
I’m SO bery glad dat ur OK, albeit a liddle rinkly still. Maeks me wanna hab a martoonee juss finking bout it.
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I can has a martoonee, too plz?
Um, better make mine extry dry.