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granpa will nao read u teh kissing bits…

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  1. Cookie's human says:

    THEN what – a glass of milk??? Just get into bed wid me, little kitteh…

  2. mwwilliams says:

    Umm Tanks for bed, but idnt dis a bit…..girly? pleh I no wants cooties.

  3. Dani says:

    I can sihngs you lula… loola… lllulla… Babee songs!

    *sleepee cat sleepee cat
    what they be feedin u
    sleepee cat sleepee cat
    iz not yr faulllT!!!!!*

  4. kitkay says:

    “wonce upon a tyme, dare wuzza sweet liddle stripey kitteh wiff green eyes….

    • Shaungrl says:

      …who gotz a vizit froms teh Cheezburger MONSTER becuz he wouldnt go to sleepz.

      • yippee!!! says:

        butt when teh Cheezburger Monster came, teh sweet liddle, brave liddle kitteh just smyled an rubbed his body against him, and made frends wiff hymn….

        • yippee!!! says:

          and he sed, “Mister Monster, will U tell mii a storee?”, and so teh Monster….

          • I_dans_dans_dans says:

            melteded a lil in himz hart an tole teh liddel kitteh a boootiful storree ’bout….

          • cSmall says:

            sayd “waaaaalllllll, I tel yu abowt teh lass liddul kitteh i met ho dinnut wanna goes tu sleepys. He stuud up in be, yeah – juss lyk yoo, an he smyled awl kyoot – juss lyke yoo, an den he rubbeded awlon mai leg – yah juss lyk dat, an dat’s wen i reecheded down wif mai giyant clawses and

            • AlehKitteh says:

              An Eye so surprisedl. Dey waz holin beeg cheezburgers. An de little kitteh eated two cheezburgers and maid hez liddle tummy all round and rounder. An de liddle kitteh was soooo sleepiness dat he fall asleep in his liddle bed. An de big cheezburger monster

            • annyluvsprintie says:

              lukked at teh liddul sleepin kitteh an suddingly … SPLORT! pickkuls an cheez awl obber teh playse! Liddul sleepin kitteh too kyoot …
              (an now can has annoder tastee an nootrishu snak if herz wakes up agen….) Sleep tite, bebeh kitteh!

  5. Cweenmj says:

    Onest upon a tyme, dere was a liddle kitty-katkins who didnint want to going to sleepes. So hiz mommy sed to him, come wiss me and we will sit by the fire and having de hot cocoa. So dey sat by the fyre and the liddle kitty-kat drankded his hot cocoa and watchted the fyre flikkering. And his mommy sanged the kitty lullubeyez. Soon the liddle kitty-katkins coudn’ted keepink his liddle eyezez opun any longerer. His mommy tuckted him up in hiz blanky and he slepted all the night long.

    Sweet dreemz, baby kitty-katkins.

  6. turtlol says:

    ohai, can I has glas ov water, plzkthnx gudnite…

    ohai, can I bees tucked in naow, plz?

    ohai, U fergotted to kiz mee gudnite….kthanx…

    ohai, I has to goes to litrbocks, k?

    ohai, can I has …… etc. etc. etc.

    kidz, dey allways has sum excyuse to nawt go nite-nite…..

    • Zippycat says:

      Wow, yoo sownd jest liek mai hyoomin kitten, hoo is sebben yeers old! I let him hab a watter bottel in bed soe he dusn’t haftoo get owt ov bed foar a drink elebentyfifteen tymes a nite! Cawn’t halp the habing to go pottee tho … I tell him to go, he goes, he sais “din’t come owt!” and 15 mins affer we awl go to bed, he’s in teh potteeroom! *sigh*

  7. D.R. says:

    I not gunna sleepey-bye ‘ntil u kills da monfter unner de bed.

  8. Luna Kitteh says:

    Oncet uppawn teh tyme… ummm… lemme sea… oh, I know…

    Every morning, Skippyjon Jones woke up with the birds…

    http://www.amazon.com/Skippyjon-Jones-Judy-Schachner/dp/0525471340

    uh-oh…naw himz wown’t ebber go 2 sleepz..

  9. kitkay says:

    hush, widdle kitteh, doan say a wird,
    mahmah’s gonna buy U a mawkin’ bird,

  10. Mr. Worf says:

    This must be Lolcutous preev…prev…menshuned beefore in Battle Station hammie pic.

  11. lolnascar says:

    Turn out yer lazers an go ta bed litl wun.

  12. Ann Noyants says:

    Princess Bride reference FTW! Azzzzzz yooouuuuuu wiiiiissshhhh!

  13. Skittercat says:

    Babikatten,
    If u din stae up all nite evr nite, u wood b abel 2 sleepz at teh rite tyme!
    ok, wun mor storiez. Den we gotz to sleep, k?

  14. Sabrina says:

    but Mawm…all teh other kittehs get-a wotch teh Fambly Guy, y can’t I?

    • Darrkwolff says:

      An if awl teh udder lil kittehs jumpt awf a kliff, wud u?

      Din’t fink soah…naoh go nite-nite!

      • lolnascar says:

        dats nawt fayr
        ur so meen!

      • Deacon Blues says:

        If awl teh udder kittehs jumpz offa teh kliffz, affer a wiles, fallz no so bad…

        • Romeow says:

          Sure, I wud jump iffs I noo dat Woodchuck wud let meh land on her bellee.

          Mah gud fren Woodchuck, had teh Bellee ov Life, fur LCB lass tiem.

          • Testify! That Woodchuck beez teh bestest reskew implument EVER.

            BTW, Romeow, did u see whut trubbles I got into after u dids ur danse for me earlier today? I is still all proony from beings in teh watters so long.

            • Romeow says:

              *shakes hed*

              Oh, LCB, I’m so sowy I wasn’t dere to halp u. Mah gudness, iffs u aren’t fallings off ov fings, ur fallings into dem! Ur reskew teem did a bery gud jawb unner dificult circumstances. Hoo wud hab frot a troll cud do such a fing?

              I’m SO bery glad dat ur OK, albeit a liddle rinkly still. Maeks me wanna hab a martoonee juss finking bout it.

              {{{{{{{{{{LCB}}}}}}}}}}}

            • I can has a martoonee, too plz?

              Um, better make mine extry dry.

            • Romeow says:

              OK, extra extra dri, butts nawt nekkid.
              (a drinkee term – Iz nawt gettin nasty or ennyfing)

              In onner ov teh next pikshur, we had bettr hab our martoonees on teh roks.
              LCB, I doan eber wanna heer u order ur martoonee UP!

            • Ok, Romeow. I beez DOWN wif that.

            • annyluvsprintie says:

              So long as joo nawt bees down well agen.

              lcb, aise so glad nowwun telled this bebeh kitteh teh stawree ov Tom Kitten an teh Samyuel
              Whiskas. Wenn ai was veree littul kitteh, ai reeds it an ai was traum.. tramma… verree upset. Teh nastee rat wiv teh yello teef an the poor kitteh being cooked – scarred 4 lief by Beatrix Potter, hoo wud beleef it?

            • I diddent knoes this story until very recently. I only knoed teh Peter Rabbit one. Mah little neece sterted telling about Samyool Wiskhers to mah bruvver at teh dinner table on Christmas.

              Does I has video, u ask?

              Why, yes. Yes I does:

              http://www.video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3954114399831207721

            • 3heathens says:

              Oh, mai, wurd!! LCB!! Ai iz gunna splortz frum yur neece’s kyootness!!

              Lukkit doez kurlz!!

              *splort*

              sigh….. ai needz a gurl-bebbeh…. sew ky00t!

            • O! I forgetted to give a CHRG warning!

              Mah neece looks vry much like her Aunt LCB dids at that age (3), eggsept mah hairs was browner and straighter. And still is.

            • annyluvsprintie says:

              Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!

    • mimzoid says:

      all teh odder kittehs don live in dis howse! i onlee has to wurry bout u.
      so in to bed wif u.

      *tuck tuck tuck*

      night-night, small kitteh

  15. Darrkwolff says:

    Um….sumfin unner dah bed iz droolin…. O_o

  16. Nick says:

    Woot! My lolcat made the front page!

  17. salleh says:

    conga rats stragulashunz !!! an a sweettumz behbeh kitn it iz……

  18. Jack Deth says:

    “Wunss uppawn a tymez
    dayr wuz a prittee liddill
    girl~kitteh hoo Nommd

    “Majjikk Cheezburgr.
    T3h Cheezburgr woodz nawt letz
    t3h girl~kitteh sleep.

    “Untilz a hannsum
    Hewmin stawrrted rubbeng t3h
    wyte spawt undurr t3h

    “Girl~kitteh’z chin. Dat
    wun flooffee spawt hadz Majjikk
    ubz itz oawn andz felltz

    “So wunndurrfull dat
    t3h girl~kitteh coodz nawt keepz
    her green iiez oapen

    “Wunss t3h girl~kitteh
    stawrrted to dreemz, she andz t3h
    hannnsum Hewmin libbd

    “Happeelee ebberr
    afturr in girl~kitteh’z
    nyse 4ebberr Hoam :-)

    T3h End.

    Jack.

  19. ManfredMom says:

    Ai pree shee aytes awl teh bedtym storees. Aiz b hbin trubbel gettin to sleepsssszzzzzZZZZZZZZ

  20. halfbeast says:

    plz tailz me teh storee of peter peter cheezburger eater!

  21. DavecanhasDrTinycat says:

    I’s gonna call him Bob. Cause him looks like bobcat.

    Not the screaming guy.

  22. Tessie says:

    Yez, yoo may, but just wun an den yoo has to promise to go to sleeps:

    Wunce upon a time tehre wuz lil stripey kitteh hoo had soft fuzzeh fur and soft fuzzeh rownd floofy velvety kitteh bed taht lookt like jiyant red korpuscle.

    Hiz momcat sez go to sleeps so sandman can come refill littah bocks. Nawty lil stripey kitteh DID NOT WANT to sleeps, so he decided to stay awaik. He curled up in sirkel so that all hiz stripez lined up neetly an just pretended to go to sleeps.

    But kitteh bed wuz so comfy an cozy and warmly that before he nu it, lil stripey kitteh ZZZzzzz…

    Nex fing he nu, it wuz mornin. Stripey kitteh open his green eyez and yawn a GRATE BIG yawn. Sun wuz shinin, lolburdz wuz singin in treez, momcat had brekfist reddy, and lil stripey kitteh had lotz of engerny to start big xciting day.

    And dey all lived happily ever afta.

    The end.

    • Romeow says:

      Wen I waz a kitten, I wud tell mah parents dat I wud go to bed, but I wazn’t gonna go to sleeps. They said OK, dat’s fine, u juss hab to stay in bed wif teh lites off. I wud tri SO HARD to stay ups, but I neber cud. Iz almoss liek mah parents noo dat.

      • kafleen says:

        Mah parents wud juss say I had too get in bed.

        Dey wud find tiny littul mee, wiff my book, all asleep wiff lites on. :) I so lubbed too read till I passed owt frum teh sleepies.

    • SJ says:

      Butt…. did teh litterbocks get refilld? U missed owt important deetayl!!! Ai is awn tenterhooks (an ai needs to hang up teh tenters so plz be kwik).

      • Tessie says:

        Of coursely. The big peeples hoo werk teh can opener refilled litterbocks nice an clean while little stripey kitteh was fast asleeps.

        Bi teh way, I members reeding sumwair taht tenterhooks are hooks for stretching cloth like a kanvas for paynting — just thawt everybody wud like a new vocab word (see, I *telled* you I wuz girl geek!).

        • SJ says:

          Phew! Dats a releef. Ai gets down awf dese tenterhooks now, dey dus nawt sound comferbuls.

        • mary O'Spockn says:

          i likes teh vokabyularee wurds. i adds lotsubdem here. sum how my IRL fwends dont unnerstands awl ob my neu wurds. datz cuz dey stoopy adn dont get edumakated at ICHC.

          bumperstiker ideeyuh-”my hooman is an Honur Stoodent at ICHC”

        • 3heathens says:

          Nyse tu meetchu, Tessie – ai iz teh ‘wurd geek’! ;)

          Ai uzed dat wurd ‘tenterhooks’ wunce, an wuz challenged dat it nawt beez wurd!! Hadda go tu teh interwebs dikshunary and showz dem dat it wuz reel wurd!! *humpf* Ai wuz teh vindykay… uhm… vindic… made tu feelz bedder cuz ai wuz teh rite!

          So mush glad tu see sumwun whu lubs wurds, tu, Tessie an Mary O’!

          • annyluvsprintie says:

            Me too (oar shud it be me 4). Dis is wun ov the reesons ai luv dis site so much..the use ov lanwidge an teh plyain wif teh werds. Ifn it wos juss teh cute pikshurs ai wud prolly nevvah have logged awn in teh furst playse, but an artickle taht showd teh capshuns too maed me interestred. An then ai met teh luvvly peeps. Juss wish ai wos a bit moar kreeativ wiv
            wot ai rite tho.

            BTW, tenterhooks is from the fulling and dying industry; after the cloth was woven it was dyed or treated and stretched out on big hooked frames in the fields or other open spaces as the last process in making the cloth – it was wool and linen and all sorts of everyday cloth, not just canvas for painting. The “tenter” bit refers to the stretching rather than just the hanging up (where “tent” comes from) and so tenterhooks means suspense with a bit of an edge.
            And you thought you were geeky?

  23. eubie says:

    If yu gib a kitteh a storee . . . .

  24. roxy says:

    yooz hoezz neeedz tah stupp tolkin liek yooz gotz massshht poe tateowws fur branez?! It be makkin me wanna hundt yooz daywn an soh ur lippyz shuuddt lolz*** : )

  25. nathan says:

    i thought it said i can has a “nooder” story. lol

  26. mebe giv sum warm milx and hunny?
    dat well mayk sweepy
    anywayz…storyes are tired.
    teyh not wunt to be disturbbed.


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