but iz not sleepy!
i can has nudder story?
granpa will nao read u teh kissing bits…
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THEN what – a glass of milk??? Just get into bed wid me, little kitteh…
O guds! Aiz eerlee n kin gets the CCC heer B4 teh splorts happin!
Con Cat u lay shuns, CH on bein nawt sekun! Dans fur u will b onlee won ai noes – POWKA!!!
ooooo, fangs, mommeh!!! I lurvs yore bed. Icanhastummyrubs?
Tummyrubs, chin rubs, snorgles….Little kittehs always has their little motors turned up to the highest volume…..maiks us luv them more.
Horray fur ur nawt sekind,Cookies hoomin
if u giv dis bebbeh kitteh Cookie’s bed an den a glassa milk to go wit it, whut will da bebbeh want next?
I don kare! Dis bebeh can hab anyfing it wans
such as…
a kiss good nite
babby blankee
cupple ob hugs…
an a toy mawz
…don fogget teh mawz!
Umm Tanks for bed, but idnt dis a bit…..girly? pleh I no wants cooties.
I can sihngs you lula… loola… lllulla… Babee songs!
*sleepee cat sleepee cat
what they be feedin u
sleepee cat sleepee cat
iz not yr faulllT!!!!!*
fwends ref! ftw
mush , mush, nisser tahn teh smelee cat song… Nebber liked taht 1…
Feebee reference ftW ~.o I lubs cat sawngs <3
Hush liddl kitteh, dun say a werd
Mommeh’s gonna bye joo a mockin berd
No kitteh, be nise to teh mockin berd! Noooo!
Mebbe mockin berd fur kitteh not sush a grate idea akchooly.
“wonce upon a tyme, dare wuzza sweet liddle stripey kitteh wiff green eyes….
…who gotz a vizit froms teh Cheezburger MONSTER becuz he wouldnt go to sleepz.
butt when teh Cheezburger Monster came, teh sweet liddle, brave liddle kitteh just smyled an rubbed his body against him, and made frends wiff hymn….
and he sed, “Mister Monster, will U tell mii a storee?”, and so teh Monster….
melteded a lil in himz hart an tole teh liddel kitteh a boootiful storree ’bout….
sayd “waaaaalllllll, I tel yu abowt teh lass liddul kitteh i met ho dinnut wanna goes tu sleepys. He stuud up in be, yeah – juss lyk yoo, an he smyled awl kyoot – juss lyke yoo, an den he rubbeded awlon mai leg – yah juss lyk dat, an dat’s wen i reecheded down wif mai giyant clawses and
An Eye so surprisedl. Dey waz holin beeg cheezburgers. An de little kitteh eated two cheezburgers and maid hez liddle tummy all round and rounder. An de liddle kitteh was soooo sleepiness dat he fall asleep in his liddle bed. An de big cheezburger monster
lukked at teh liddul sleepin kitteh an suddingly … SPLORT! pickkuls an cheez awl obber teh playse! Liddul sleepin kitteh too kyoot …
(an now can has annoder tastee an nootrishu snak if herz wakes up agen….) Sleep tite, bebeh kitteh!
Onest upon a tyme, dere was a liddle kitty-katkins who didnint want to going to sleepes. So hiz mommy sed to him, come wiss me and we will sit by the fire and having de hot cocoa. So dey sat by the fyre and the liddle kitty-kat drankded his hot cocoa and watchted the fyre flikkering. And his mommy sanged the kitty lullubeyez. Soon the liddle kitty-katkins coudn’ted keepink his liddle eyezez opun any longerer. His mommy tuckted him up in hiz blanky and he slepted all the night long.
Sweet dreemz, baby kitty-katkins.
I canz seez dis scene wid mah eyez closed. Great Job, Cweenmj!
ohai, can I has glas ov water, plzkthnx gudnite…
ohai, can I bees tucked in naow, plz?
ohai, U fergotted to kiz mee gudnite….kthanx…
ohai, I has to goes to litrbocks, k?
ohai, can I has …… etc. etc. etc.
kidz, dey allways has sum excyuse to nawt go nite-nite…..
Wow, yoo sownd jest liek mai hyoomin kitten, hoo is sebben yeers old! I let him hab a watter bottel in bed soe he dusn’t haftoo get owt ov bed foar a drink elebentyfifteen tymes a nite! Cawn’t halp the habing to go pottee tho … I tell him to go, he goes, he sais “din’t come owt!” and 15 mins affer we awl go to bed, he’s in teh potteeroom! *sigh*
I not gunna sleepey-bye ‘ntil u kills da monfter unner de bed.
Dont worriez liddle kitteh, Ceeling Cat watch ovr yu wile yu sleepy-pie….
Oncet uppawn teh tyme… ummm… lemme sea… oh, I know…
Every morning, Skippyjon Jones woke up with the birds…
http://www.amazon.com/Skippyjon-Jones-Judy-Schachner/dp/0525471340
uh-oh…naw himz wown’t ebber go 2 sleepz..
Oh Luna, I LUBS Skippyjon Jones! Ai gaev dose buks to ebery widdle kid ai no dis past Krismas!
Skippyjon Jones is a faborit in mai fambly too!!
Oh, i’m skippyjon jones wiff a mind ov my own an I’ll bounce awn the bed for hours!
i onlee hearded ob skippeejon jones yesturday. my neffew lubs him
hush, widdle kitteh, doan say a wird,
mahmah’s gonna buy U a mawkin’ bird,
adn if dat mawkin bird dont sing
mamhah’s gonna buy you a gushy thing
and if dat gushi fing doan fli
Mama’s gonna get a cheezburger pie
an if dat cheezy pie gits cold,
Mama’s gonna by U a blanky to hold…
an if dat blanky don keep yu warm, mama’s gonna cook yu an eer of corm…
an if dat eer ov corm iz deaf,
mama’s gonna wisper unner her bref…
an’ if dat whispered breff smellz pleh,
mamma’s gonna hire a sushi chef…
And if dat sushi chef’s nawt gud,
Mama’s gonna get u sum udder fud…
And if dat udder fud grows mold
Mama’s gonna get u a snake to hold…
And if dat udder fud runs awai,
Mama’s gonna get u a fren to plai,
And if dat fren doan plai too nice,
Mama’s gonna get u a pizza slice,
And iff dat pizza sliced too beeg,
Mama’s gonna get u a liddle pig…
And if dat liddle pig don’t oink
Mama’s gonna get u a frend to ….
U knoes, it’s waaaaaay past ur bedtime.
And if dat b****ing goes too long,
Mama’s gonna sing u anudder song.
And if dat udder song don’t rhyme
Mama’s gonna sing it anyways becaws itz teh verry late and u should beez teh sleeping and whut, u think Mama’s made of rhymes? I dat whut u think?
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
O thank Ceiling Cat! Bebbeh if finally teh sleeps.
Now I can go to libbing room and practiss mah drum solo.
oh mai ceeling cat!!
i rotflshistc!!!!11!!!
(that is a vet thing: rolling on the floor laughing so hard I scared the cats)
I had a book of (not) that lullaby when I was a girl
ROTFLSHISTC?
Shera, that maed meH ROTFLSHISTC!
Tanks guyz, sooo cleber. Can’t deeside wefer I wantz u az kitteh-sitters or nawt. Lcb, u neber sees tu amayz meh!
ef ai goez 2 sleep, kan ai habba cheezbuger pie??????? yummy… see, ize snowrwin nao!! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….
This must be Lolcutous preev…prev…menshuned beefore in Battle Station hammie pic.
Turn out yer lazers an go ta bed litl wun.
Princess Bride reference FTW! Azzzzzz yooouuuuuu wiiiiissshhhh!
Babikatten,
If u din stae up all nite evr nite, u wood b abel 2 sleepz at teh rite tyme!
ok, wun mor storiez. Den we gotz to sleep, k?
but Mawm…all teh other kittehs get-a wotch teh Fambly Guy, y can’t I?
An if awl teh udder lil kittehs jumpt awf a kliff, wud u?
Din’t fink soah…naoh go nite-nite!
dats nawt fayr
ur so meen!
If awl teh udder kittehs jumpz offa teh kliffz, affer a wiles, fallz no so bad…
Sure, I wud jump iffs I noo dat Woodchuck wud let meh land on her bellee.
Mah gud fren Woodchuck, had teh Bellee ov Life, fur LCB lass tiem.
Testify! That Woodchuck beez teh bestest reskew implument EVER.
BTW, Romeow, did u see whut trubbles I got into after u dids ur danse for me earlier today? I is still all proony from beings in teh watters so long.
*shakes hed*
Oh, LCB, I’m so sowy I wasn’t dere to halp u. Mah gudness, iffs u aren’t fallings off ov fings, ur fallings into dem! Ur reskew teem did a bery gud jawb unner dificult circumstances. Hoo wud hab frot a troll cud do such a fing?
I’m SO bery glad dat ur OK, albeit a liddle rinkly still. Maeks me wanna hab a martoonee juss finking bout it.
{{{{{{{{{{LCB}}}}}}}}}}}
I can has a martoonee, too plz?
Um, better make mine extry dry.
OK, extra extra dri, butts nawt nekkid.
(a drinkee term – Iz nawt gettin nasty or ennyfing)
In onner ov teh next pikshur, we had bettr hab our martoonees on teh roks.
LCB, I doan eber wanna heer u order ur martoonee UP!
Ok, Romeow. I beez DOWN wif that.
So long as joo nawt bees down well agen.
lcb, aise so glad nowwun telled this bebeh kitteh teh stawree ov Tom Kitten an teh Samyuel
Whiskas. Wenn ai was veree littul kitteh, ai reeds it an ai was traum.. tramma… verree upset. Teh nastee rat wiv teh yello teef an the poor kitteh being cooked – scarred 4 lief by Beatrix Potter, hoo wud beleef it?
I diddent knoes this story until very recently. I only knoed teh Peter Rabbit one. Mah little neece sterted telling about Samyool Wiskhers to mah bruvver at teh dinner table on Christmas.
Does I has video, u ask?
Why, yes. Yes I does:
http://www.video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3954114399831207721
Oh, mai, wurd!! LCB!! Ai iz gunna splortz frum yur neece’s kyootness!!
Lukkit doez kurlz!!
*splort*
sigh….. ai needz a gurl-bebbeh…. sew ky00t!
O! I forgetted to give a CHRG warning!
Mah neece looks vry much like her Aunt LCB dids at that age (3), eggsept mah hairs was browner and straighter. And still is.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!
all teh odder kittehs don live in dis howse! i onlee has to wurry bout u.
so in to bed wif u.
*tuck tuck tuck*
night-night, small kitteh
Um….sumfin unner dah bed iz droolin…. O_o
calbin an hobbes ref FTW!
An u winz 2 foar gettin it!
fanks!
Woot! My lolcat made the front page!
Yep, and all the mommie kittehs wants to sing to him n snorgle him, he is SO KUTE!
CONGRATULASHUNS Nick!
U hab a grate catshun fur teh pikshur!
I doan eben member seeing it on teh boting page.
conga rats stragulashunz !!! an a sweettumz behbeh kitn it iz……
“Wunss uppawn a tymez
dayr wuz a prittee liddill
girl~kitteh hoo Nommd
“Majjikk Cheezburgr.
T3h Cheezburgr woodz nawt letz
t3h girl~kitteh sleep.
“Untilz a hannsum
Hewmin stawrrted rubbeng t3h
wyte spawt undurr t3h
“Girl~kitteh’z chin. Dat
wun flooffee spawt hadz Majjikk
ubz itz oawn andz felltz
“So wunndurrfull dat
t3h girl~kitteh coodz nawt keepz
her green iiez oapen
“Wunss t3h girl~kitteh
stawrrted to dreemz, she andz t3h
hannnsum Hewmin libbd
“Happeelee ebberr
afturr in girl~kitteh’z
nyse 4ebberr Hoam
T3h End.
Jack.
ahhhhhh. i likes teh happeellee ebber afturrzzzzzzzzz
Awwwwww…Jack…so sweet.
Ai pree shee aytes awl teh bedtym storees. Aiz b hbin trubbel gettin to sleepsssszzzzzZZZZZZZZ
plz tailz me teh storee of peter peter cheezburger eater!
I’s gonna call him Bob. Cause him looks like bobcat.
Not the screaming guy.
Yez, yoo may, but just wun an den yoo has to promise to go to sleeps:
Wunce upon a time tehre wuz lil stripey kitteh hoo had soft fuzzeh fur and soft fuzzeh rownd floofy velvety kitteh bed taht lookt like jiyant red korpuscle.
Hiz momcat sez go to sleeps so sandman can come refill littah bocks. Nawty lil stripey kitteh DID NOT WANT to sleeps, so he decided to stay awaik. He curled up in sirkel so that all hiz stripez lined up neetly an just pretended to go to sleeps.
But kitteh bed wuz so comfy an cozy and warmly that before he nu it, lil stripey kitteh ZZZzzzz…
Nex fing he nu, it wuz mornin. Stripey kitteh open his green eyez and yawn a GRATE BIG yawn. Sun wuz shinin, lolburdz wuz singin in treez, momcat had brekfist reddy, and lil stripey kitteh had lotz of engerny to start big xciting day.
And dey all lived happily ever afta.
The end.
Wen I waz a kitten, I wud tell mah parents dat I wud go to bed, but I wazn’t gonna go to sleeps. They said OK, dat’s fine, u juss hab to stay in bed wif teh lites off. I wud tri SO HARD to stay ups, but I neber cud. Iz almoss liek mah parents noo dat.
Mah parents wud juss say I had too get in bed.
Dey wud find tiny littul mee, wiff my book, all asleep wiff lites on.
I so lubbed too read till I passed owt frum teh sleepies.
Butt…. did teh litterbocks get refilld? U missed owt important deetayl!!! Ai is awn tenterhooks (an ai needs to hang up teh tenters so plz be kwik).
Of coursely. The big peeples hoo werk teh can opener refilled litterbocks nice an clean while little stripey kitteh was fast asleeps.
Bi teh way, I members reeding sumwair taht tenterhooks are hooks for stretching cloth like a kanvas for paynting — just thawt everybody wud like a new vocab word (see, I *telled* you I wuz girl geek!).
Phew! Dats a releef. Ai gets down awf dese tenterhooks now, dey dus nawt sound comferbuls.
i likes teh vokabyularee wurds. i adds lotsubdem here. sum how my IRL fwends dont unnerstands awl ob my neu wurds. datz cuz dey stoopy adn dont get edumakated at ICHC.
bumperstiker ideeyuh-”my hooman is an Honur Stoodent at ICHC”
Anotter bumprstiker ideyuh – “a kitteh is drivin dis car”
OH NOES!!!!!
Nyse tu meetchu, Tessie – ai iz teh ‘wurd geek’!
Ai uzed dat wurd ‘tenterhooks’ wunce, an wuz challenged dat it nawt beez wurd!! Hadda go tu teh interwebs dikshunary and showz dem dat it wuz reel wurd!! *humpf* Ai wuz teh vindykay… uhm… vindic… made tu feelz bedder cuz ai wuz teh rite!
So mush glad tu see sumwun whu lubs wurds, tu, Tessie an Mary O’!
Me too (oar shud it be me 4). Dis is wun ov the reesons ai luv dis site so much..the use ov lanwidge an teh plyain wif teh werds. Ifn it wos juss teh cute pikshurs ai wud prolly nevvah have logged awn in teh furst playse, but an artickle taht showd teh capshuns too maed me interestred. An then ai met teh luvvly peeps. Juss wish ai wos a bit moar kreeativ wiv
wot ai rite tho.
BTW, tenterhooks is from the fulling and dying industry; after the cloth was woven it was dyed or treated and stretched out on big hooked frames in the fields or other open spaces as the last process in making the cloth – it was wool and linen and all sorts of everyday cloth, not just canvas for painting. The “tenter” bit refers to the stretching rather than just the hanging up (where “tent” comes from) and so tenterhooks means suspense with a bit of an edge.
And you thought you were geeky?
If yu gib a kitteh a storee . . . .
an a maus a cookie?
an a moos a pannycayk?
yooz hoezz neeedz tah stupp tolkin liek yooz gotz massshht poe tateowws fur branez?! It be makkin me wanna hundt yooz daywn an soh ur lippyz shuuddt lolz*** : )
i thought it said i can has a “nooder” story. lol
u talx weird werds, naythan.
u needs to lern lolspeek.
mayk happe.
mebe giv sum warm milx and hunny?
dat well mayk sweepy
anywayz…storyes are tired.
teyh not wunt to be disturbbed.