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  1. cratz says:

    I can has teh feesh special?

    • cratz says:

      I ment to say: I can has teh poisson du jour?

    • ManfredMom says:

      Congrats on nawt sekun! Buts purr haps dey need to b seeted furst n see teh menyew! Dis resrawnt haz menee kyns of teh fisheez! :)

      • Feisty says:

        Does world asplode when u say furst?

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          Dependz upawn where yoo say it!!

          No – werld duz nawt asplode even if yoo use it in teh top spot. But – we consider such a commint quite lame – enewun can shawt “furst,” but taeks a bit moar to say sumthing even mildlee amewsing wehn facing teh preshure ov “no comments.”

          So – teh awnlee thing taht reelee happens iz we do nawt celebrayte teh “furst” shawter wif dansces or partees or enething – becuz they has dun nuthing speshul.

          • doctorcat says:

            Besides, it sorta insults r intellyjunts. I meen, us noes u r furst–us can count to 1. Den too, bein dere furst is mostly a matter of luk NEways. So if sumbuddy congratulamates dere ownself, us mostly don feel obblig–obligg–like us has to congratulamate dem too.

          • Sorry to Say Kitteh says:

            Then why du yu go on an on wif the congrat’s for not second with dansces and parties if they HAS DUN NUTING SPESCUL? Itz gettin old an anoing….no disrespect, bah, pleze stop gentel kittehs. I uz tu luv reeding comments, but nal I fine I can knot tolarate teh celebrayshun uv “not secund” for 3 paiges. Dat iz why trolls hav ben votin I du beleef.

            • kafleen says:

              I not unnerstand furst qweschun. She said teh FURST yellurs “has dun nuthing speshul.” It is peepul hoo make a comment that is witty that HAS, an DEY are teh wuns dat gets teh dants an parties.

              I unnerstand ur cumplaint. Juss scroll on if u not like. Wutt u meen 3 pages? Not three pages fur mee. Juss a simple internet page. Is peepul habbin funn. Juss scroll on down. Wai big deel?

              Wee has allways had trolls. Always gonna bee sum complayner, sumwun hoo has dere pantees in a bunch.

              Really. What is so hot abowt some silleh comment, bein furst? Wall I like to think that fur teh furst poster, fur teh moast part (cept fur a few growchees) dat gettin dat attenshun is speshul. Deres alot of crappiness in teh wurld, an juss plane ol day to day livin. How cool is dat: too win teh ICHC lottery of sort by bein furstee and gettin teh attenshun an partee. I noes teh peepul like it. Sumtimes if peepul arrunt payin attenshun a new furstee will shylee ask abowt their dants. Dats wut reelee tuches me. :)

              Whai is dis wurth cumplaynin abowt? Wee are havin fun. Not like? Doan reed. Butt we arrunt beein hateful or anyting…juss habbin fun, dammit!! Whai weee gots too explane owrselves fur haffin fun an beein sillee??????????? So tiresum too see deez kines ub cumplaints. Cumplaints shud bee abowt meenness an crueltee an such, not peepul habbin fun.

              PS just wait till u first an get a dants.

            • Bubbashoomin says:

              yay 4 kafleen, well said

            • mary O'Spockn says:

              WUT YOO MEEN, TEH WHIRLRD WONT SPLOSE IF I SAY FURST????!!!!!

            • salleh says:

              yep, our Kaffleen allus sayz it well…..oh hai Kaffleen…howz by u ???? r u being washeded awai bi awl teh rayne???? oar r u nise an dri an safelhy an soundly??

            • kafleen says:

              tanks u gais, fur sayin nice stuff. :)

              Not so bad heer, Salleh….rainin moas ebburee day, but nuthing washin us awai….dat bee far awai…

            • mary O'Spockn says:

              hai, Kafleen!! hav doze widdul hooves recubbered frum teh twist? gotta takes care of dem hooves.

              lubs dat donkey…

            • kafleen says:

              *gibs littul hug too mary*

              *runs awai*

            • Flooof says:

              Persnly ai liyks de dansin an der parteez. Der werld needs mor ov dem. Ai speshli liyk wen der is an aproo- approw- a danss wot goes wiv der commint or der lolpikcher.

              Butt ai had a litl sad wen ai gotz wun bergr fur sayin wot sort ov dans wud juu liyk to sumwon de uvver dai. It woz onli wen ai notisst dat it wozznt jus me dat mai sad went awai.

            • paws4thot says:

              Proobin whai wii sez “DOES NAWT WANTZ” 2 teh 1 brgr trollz.

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              DARN!!!!!! Ai see it nao. Mai furst reply to “Does world asplode when u say furst?”shud hav been
              “Wai yes, it duz. Wai doo yoo ask??

              An to Sorry to Say Kitteh – ai’m glad yoo luv reeding teh comintz – taht’s verree nice – butt WE ar leethe wun’s doing it – so if yoo don’t like sumthing we ar doing (becuz WE thinkit iz fun an it maeks us happee) – jus scroll down – takes mabee 2 secondz out ov yur lief??

          • feisty says:

            Oooooh look at teh controversy!

            *Typing in plain english because it’s to hard to think in lolcat right now.*

            First off, my original question was partially a joke as I have been lurking here long enough to have seen the genesis of “nawt second.”

            I understand about not celebrating people who just type the word “First” and then leave. They are lamey lameykins. (BTW, I have not seen anyone just type “first” for a while now.) And, I do not mind the celebrations of the first clever posting/reply.

            The whole not 2nd thing …. not really very specific though. Third is also not 2nd.

            =^..^=

            • paws4thot says:

              So, even although the whole LOLspeek thing is a huge in-joke, and there are other in-jokes that get perpetuated at every possible opportunity, we shouldn’t do the “nawt sekond” dansez and parties, just because you don’t like them?

        • tuffsnake says:

          I dohn’t noh but if I heer nawt secund one more time wif dancing I mite smash my puter… “Nawt Secund” + Danse is as laim as “Furst”, if nawt wurse …

          • mary O'Spockn says:

            hmmmmmmm. You’re hearing this, are you? must be something wrong with my computer. I only see it and read it.

          • Loves Kittehs says:

            AMEN ~ AGAIN AND AGAIN

            • carosue says:

              Ai can’t tel if yous amen-ing for the one side or teh other!

              Teh only ting rong wif the song an danse iz wen the cheezepeeps forgits or getz distracted. Den the person who was not-second is depressed for being forgotz. Usually, then somone latr doez adds in the danse, iz all okay. But iz tricky, onze you start, hard to stop. And iz fun, as peeps say. Moral conumdrum, maybe? Caro

            • mary O'Spockn says:

              good poynty ends caro. oops, ment good poynt!

          • greasycat says:

            De little box wit the horizontal line in it in de upper lefthand corner ob the comment box will expand and collapse de comments. Ifn you don’t like something, click on dat box, and whole joined commentz will collapse. Den you don’t be readin’ dem.

            • Sorry To Say Kitteh says:

              Wut u doan know iz I truly wan to reed comenst. Teh Kittehs here are full of noledge an wit an we all luv them. Jus too mush selebratshun on nawt second. Jus sayin.

            • Bubbashoomin says:

              Jess join de phun, or scoot!! Nega tives r knot welcum, I tink.
              I tink, the 4 I B

            • mary O'Spockn says:

              teh danzes aer partikularly relebent to mye interests wen i yam furst (luks around to see if whirled esploded) cuz its like winning a game wif a mikschure of chance/luck adn skill (to think up sumfin fast AND funnee is the hard fur sum of us)

              but i hab discobered frum teh lurking sum funnneee stuffs in otter peeps danzes, adn as in otter soshul sichyouashuns, you can learn about peeps by looking at hao dey interakt.

              sortob like a fambly gathring. nawt eberyfing has teh win adn awesome. but sumtimez if yoo grim adn barrette, yoo mite hab fun.
              jus sayin.

            • Bubbashoomin says:

              tank u mary o. I sumtymes come off as a little bruscue,(please to note the engysh sp.)
              I deal wif keybored kammandoes all dais, I’se moderator on many boreds.
              Mebee I should git owt moar, nahhh!!! I lykes the cheesefrends.
              Love, Peas, and Happiness

            • kafleen says:

              So True, Mary!! Is vereh interestin too read and watch, I tink.

            • Ambercat says:

              20 commets awn teh topic “Tehre R too mennee commets awn celery braying teh Furst Post”. 4 commets awn celery braytin teh Furst Post. Mebbee teh CCC shud start stoking bandijes fore gunshot woonds to teh foots. Just sain.

            • mary O'Spockn says:

              -to ambercat @10:55

              :lol:

          • pb says:

            well, chalk one at sons goat, if yew asks me. But srsly, wats buggin yew, tuffsnake? Teh danzes and parties are fun, dey are hartwarming, dey downt hurt nobody.

            But in cayse yew hadnt noticed, dey also has teh cree-A-tivity. Is way kewl to see the bownsing backc and forf ub teh mewzik, teh idees, teh danz steps. Seein teh juksta… the juctops… ooh, Ize stuck. Seein diffrent tings next to eash udder.

            Me, I haz been nawt-second twice. Was fun to get da danzes. Made my hart feel gud. Yew find anyfing wrong wif dat, yew lets me know, but so far I tink it haz no bad side effex.

            • Nangycat says:

              chalk one at sons goat!

              Eggs act a Mint.

              We spiks Fwench tray bone.

            • InfamousQBert says:

              “chalk one at sons goat”? i duz nawt geddit.

            • pb says:

              chacun a son gout … oh dear, now I’ve forgotten how it really goes; I had to go look it up :(

              It’s French for “everyone to their own taste”. Or, perhaps, something about using your child’s barnyard animal as a blackboard.

            • SJ says:

              Teh Instityoot of tehBleedinAwbviyuss (which has been a bit quiet lately) wud like to point out after yrs of extensiv reesurch dat teh gotes is nawt suitable for use as teh blakbords. Our studees show dat seberal practicull difficulties arise inclewdin (but nawt limited to) teh fact dat gotes tends to be fuzzy an teh chalk tends to nawt show up. Awlso tehy has a tendensy to walk awf in teh middle of a sentence (dat’s ur sentence, nawt theirs. Gotes can’t talk – see separate reserch material under refrince 1294756/H/5904rdx/#@=*lobster/38594-a. ) We shud awlso point out taht teh Yooropean Commisshun has been increesingly worried abowt teh inappropriate ewes of gotes in dis context, and has recently isshood new regulations : “Gotes (and udder farmyard and domesticayted animals inclewdin but nawt limited to the lesser spotted pygmy shrew of teh Owter Hebridees) as writing surfaces – inappropriate use of, regulations governing hither and thereto, becuz we sez so, so ther.” Avaylibul from all good bookshops (and sum crappy wuns too, to be honnist) for £142.75, or two small sprowts (we is trying to reinstate teh barter system, we got sum rly nice cawfee cups last munf).

        • kittehlurve says:

          YES! QUICK GET IN THE CAR! SOMEONE SAID FIRST AND THE WORLD’S GONNA EXPLODE!!

          • mary O'Spockn says:

            *snapz head around back and forth ; runs around like chikn lil wif hed cuttoff*

            AGHHHHHHHHHH TEH WHIRLLED ESPLODED! I SED FURST ADN LUK WUT HAPND!!

            i shudda knowed id wuz two gud too be twoo.

    • Cweenmj says:

      congratumacashuns n nawt seund, cratz.

      I singing you a fishie song. Acshuly it a 3 fishie song.

      Mi mi mi mi miiiiiii …..dat wrm up. heer goez.

      Down in de meado in a itty bitty pool
      Swam 3 lidde fishies and a mama fishie too
      Swim sed the mama fishie, swimz if u can
      And dey swam n they swam all ober the Dam
      (chorus)
      Boop, Boop dittem dattem wattem – chu
      Boop, Boop dittem dattem wattem – chu
      Boop, Boop dittem dattem wattem – chu

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        Yoo an yur talentz ar a deliteful addishun to ar merrie band ov cheezpeeps, Cweenmj.

        Since Cweenjm haz dun thiz charming sawng, purrhaps we cud continue wif a feesh buffet fur deer cratz an teh kyoot penguinz?

        Ai wud liek to start wif a fresh trout wif fresh lemonz an budder sauce, pleez. an a nice salad to go wif it.

    • mary O'Spockn says:

      congratulmacashunsz! wut danz/myusic wood choo like?

      • mary O'Spockn says:

        sowy, didn see cweemj dere wehn i posted. funnee- i wuz twyin to cummup wif the wurds frum dat saem song. you hab it wai bedduh, C.

    • stend says:

      one order of regurgitated fish, comin right up…

      ( PLEH !!! )

    • Tom says:

      For the “not second” dance… why not something from the movie “Happy Feet”? (which I haven;t seen)

  2. 'steroid says:

    Dik Van Dyk wuz suppost ta meet us here to dants.

  3. DavecanhasDrTinycat says:

    White tie an tails only.

  4. Fiendishrabbit says:

    Lolguin: 400 pheet un 154 eds ekwals haw many lolguins n pololbeers?
    Sereusly. Dis last time I helpz u vif homewurk.
    Du ur maf slf!!!1111

  5. DavecanhasDrTinycat says:

    Maitre’d say: “YOU is Abe Froman, sausage king of Chicago?”

  6. Nangycat says:

    We shall wave our privitz at your aunties! From ourz tukseedoes … (ze fwench insult).

    • jpet says:

      Yore mudder wuz a hammie an yore fodder smelt ub ellderbarrees!

      • kitkay says:

        yore mom went 2 kollege!

      • kitkay says:

        *puts on geeky, oversized glasses, and knee-length khaki shorts*

        “yoir mom went to kollege”

        • gascat says:

          oh gascat-
          yur mom
          went to kollege bs’n da psyclology
          went to kollege startn teachn degrease
          an naow iz goin ta kollege! gettn MEs(s)pe
          But I graduates FURSTY!

          momcat

        • yippee!!! says:

          good jorb, momcat!

          i also went back 2 kollege later in lyfe and got a master’s degree.

          but teh particular geek in dis scenario hassa a yunger brudder wiff dorky glasses, kinky hare, an moon boots. The smaller but older geeky bruther in the shorts, rudely sez: “yore mom goes to kollege” 2 a girl who is selling stuff to help finance her future kollege planz. She then runz away.

          A biggy double-cheezburger meel 2 teh purrson hoo gesses teh movee correktly!

          • mary O'Spockn says:

            napolean icecreem? no, dats neaplolitan icecream

            hmmmmmmm, ice cweem.

            • Miss Dawn says:

              Neopolitan Dynamite?

            • mary O'Spockn says:

              YESH! Neapolitan Dynamite- letz blowup sum ise cweem!!

              oar mebbee just eet sum. yoo gots enny? I doan keep teh icecream in my freezermerator becuz i hab no sef contol adn will eet it awl up.

              i doan keep teh dynamite enymoar eeder. no particular reezon.

            • yippee!!! says:

              hai mary o, (tee, hee, hee!)…i herd that dynamite is gud 4 “deth therapy”, genious, in fact—maybe yU shood keep a stock-pile ob it incase yU needz 2 cure sumbuddy wiff it.

            • mary O'Spockn says:

              hai, yippee!!
              i files dis under “wut duzn’t kills yoo meks yoo strongeh” ?

            • yippee!!! says:

              oh, i didn’t fink ob dat–dat’s Neetcheez’ ideer—i wuz finkin a bit more mundane—how Dr. Leo M. cured Bob Wiley…

            • mary O'Spockn says:

              ob course! baby steps, baby steps…

      • InfamousQBert says:

        iz monnee paithon ref, no?

  7. bubbyscranky says:

    We iz so on teh list. See right der, lolpengees party of three.

  8. TunaOnMyMind says:

    how much longah we gotta wait? Can we get bar service wahl we waitz?

  9. rodney dill says:


    If you knew Sushi, like I knew sushi…

  10. rodney dill says:

    “Your sign said I can have it my way… and my way is raw herring on a bun with lots of mayo!”

  11. Romeow says:

    I sowy, I doan seem to hab ur naem down. We waz closed on dat dai. Do u kno who u tawked to wen u called? No, I sowy, we doan hab ennybuddeh heer by dat naem. R u shur u called dis restaurant? There r meny liek it.

    Ov corse u can luk. We hab:

    Rockhopper fur ate,
    Chinstwap fur free,
    Liddle fur too,
    Galapagos fur nine,
    Emperor fur six,
    Macaroni fur fore,
    King fur too,
    butts no Afrikan or Uropean fur elebenty.

    We cans tri to skweeze u in iffs u wud liek to wate at teh sushi bar.

  12. Missy says:

    Foortunetlee, Bob has pen bilt in to beek to sine for UPS pakkages.

  13. PerfectAnomaly says:

    Yes, we’z on list. Iz Bush, partee of 3. See? We’z write after DuFrane, partee of 2.

  14. nicolle says:

    pleeeeeeeez to be not depriving us of teh fisheez?

  15. leaf says:

    “London Zoo” lemme see that

    hmmmm…Mabel I thot you said Picalilly Circus

  16. buggin2go says:

    well, if teh HARE cLUB fur mens, is werkin; foer yEW, sine me UP!!!1!

  17. Jack Deth says:

    Tyez andz taylz Pengwinnz
    ekkspekkt t3h best. Witch iz wie
    day cawllled fawr ahedd

    Raw feesh iz raw feesh.
    Pengwinnz woodz nawt knoez wut 2
    duz wiff nawt rawz feesh

    Pengwinnz arz yoozd 2
    lawng lynez andz dyneeng inz t3h
    oapenz… Al fressko :-)

    Jack.

  18. falco says:

    frum leff to ryte: mbarrass teeennajer, freekd-owt spows, spows “in charj”, funni-lookn maitr deee

    hey it b mai birfday todays!

    • kafleen says:

      It’s ur BIRFDAY!??

      Well, Happy Birfday, Falco!!!!!!

      *Donkee sings Happee Birfday Song!!*
      *Wheels in Cake*

      Oh noes!! Is dis an obnoxious celebration like a furstee dants?

      TOOOOOO BAD!

      mwahahahahha

      *dantses a littul birfday dants fur falco and cuts teh cake*

      • Bubbashoomin says:

        Happy Birfday, Falco. Kafleen cuting the cake is mo better than the otter.
        I’ll stop nao

      • falco says:

        ohh tank u effrywuns, u r so naice. Teh birfday kake n iscream n songing n dants b so mush fun!!! Haf sum mohr kake n iscream…

        hoo waz dose pengwins dat chump owt uf teh birfday kake?

        {{{{{{{{{{kafleen n gascat}}}}}}}}}} xxxoooxxoo

    • paws4thot says:

      Hapee Birfdai, Hapee brifdai,…

      Teh Altered Images sawng, nawt teh yousyoual wun.

      • SJ says:

        Ai laiks dat. Ai used to tie ribbons (nawt gibbons) in mai hair an wear a gazillion bangles, like Clare Grogan. Ah, youth, how fleeting u r (altho’ have sneekin suspishun ai lookd ridiculuss). Happie Burfday falco!

    • tesstricks says:

      nooo it r ur birfday!

  19. gascat says:

    I’ll bringz da Icy cream
    n danc lik a crazed hippopotmoose

    hipo burdys two u, hipo burdys two u

    (flor rattlz n shakez sliden off da icy cream n cake)

    • falco says:

      fedders n pengwins n hippos n iscream n moose n kake awll dantz laik kraizee kozzaks!

      corse teh hippos ware teh floofy eermuffs

  20. greasycat says:

    Dis what happenz wen we listen to William Shatner and his price linez deals.

  21. idjin says:

    Wat you mean,

    we on exstinkt speeshes list?

  22. Shoaib says:

    U NO KEEPS MAH RESERVASHUNS? I CALLS MANAGR AN THROWS BISH FIT. I WRITEZ LETTR 2MORROW

  23. Jacqueline says:

    That is *exactly* what the little dudes are saying!!! Excellent assignment of thought to animal face.

  24. Claire says:

    Dat iz P-E-N-G-W-I-N….wif a “P”! Kthx

  25. yippee!!! says:

    yU must have us on yore list—
    wii are hard too miss–
    me and my elebenty frends–
    there wii is: Pengwin, pengwin, pengwin,
    pengwin, pengwin, pengwin,
    pengwin, pengwin,
    duck !!!

  26. mary O'Spockn says:

    i brought no munnies
    this new tux has no pokkets…
    put it on my bill!

  27. D.R. says:

    Eskyoose mee, meester smarty-pance, but oure tikits cleerly sez bocks seets.

  28. Sorry but you’re not on da list…

  29. pb says:

    We phowned in our order head of time.

    We wants to have the

    anchovie,
    sea bass,
    codfish,

  30. Skeddy says:

    zomg!11 That’s my cousin!! (Srsly!)
    There was an article all about this in The Times. They are doing a stock take of all the animals.

  31. Annie says:

    Whai did our feesh get changed??

    Oh, Ai seez…now wiiz getz pawlock in teh playce of toona…how lamez!

    Stoopid reseshon!

  32. skimmie says:

    “I’m sorree sir, but we haz a cazual dress code at our restorant. You an your fine feathurd frnds will has to put on sweaturs. We haz some u can borrow at the coat chek behind yous.”

  33. headcircus says:

    I laffed so hard i peed

  34. Scarlett Smithinson says:

    Pingwinz ekwal automatikz 5 cheezburger!

  35. Charlie says:

    cool



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