I not unnerstand furst qweschun. She said teh FURST yellurs “has dun nuthing speshul.” It is peepul hoo make a comment that is witty that HAS, an DEY are teh wuns dat gets teh dants an parties.

I unnerstand ur cumplaint. Juss scroll on if u not like. Wutt u meen 3 pages? Not three pages fur mee. Juss a simple internet page. Is peepul habbin funn. Juss scroll on down. Wai big deel?

Wee has allways had trolls. Always gonna bee sum complayner, sumwun hoo has dere pantees in a bunch.

Really. What is so hot abowt some silleh comment, bein furst? Wall I like to think that fur teh furst poster, fur teh moast part (cept fur a few growchees) dat gettin dat attenshun is speshul. Deres alot of crappiness in teh wurld, an juss plane ol day to day livin. How cool is dat: too win teh ICHC lottery of sort by bein furstee and gettin teh attenshun an partee. I noes teh peepul like it. Sumtimes if peepul arrunt payin attenshun a new furstee will shylee ask abowt their dants. Dats wut reelee tuches me.

Whai is dis wurth cumplaynin abowt? Wee are havin fun. Not like? Doan reed. Butt we arrunt beein hateful or anyting…juss habbin fun, dammit!! Whai weee gots too explane owrselves fur haffin fun an beein sillee??????????? So tiresum too see deez kines ub cumplaints. Cumplaints shud bee abowt meenness an crueltee an such, not peepul habbin fun.

PS just wait till u first an get a dants.

yay 4 kafleen, well said

WUT YOO MEEN, TEH WHIRLRD WONT SPLOSE IF I SAY FURST????!!!!!

yep, our Kaffleen allus sayz it well…..oh hai Kaffleen…howz by u ???? r u being washeded awai bi awl teh rayne???? oar r u nise an dri an safelhy an soundly??

tanks u gais, fur sayin nice stuff.

Not so bad heer, Salleh….rainin moas ebburee day, but nuthing washin us awai….dat bee far awai…

hai, Kafleen!! hav doze widdul hooves recubbered frum teh twist? gotta takes care of dem hooves.

lubs dat donkey…

*gibs littul hug too mary*

*runs awai*

Persnly ai liyks de dansin an der parteez. Der werld needs mor ov dem. Ai speshli liyk wen der is an aproo- approw- a danss wot goes wiv der commint or der lolpikcher.

Butt ai had a litl sad wen ai gotz wun bergr fur sayin wot sort ov dans wud juu liyk to sumwon de uvver dai. It woz onli wen ai notisst dat it wozznt jus me dat mai sad went awai.

Proobin whai wii sez “DOES NAWT WANTZ” 2 teh 1 brgr trollz.

DARN!!!!!! Ai see it nao. Mai furst reply to “Does world asplode when u say furst?”shud hav been
“Wai yes, it duz. Wai doo yoo ask??

An to Sorry to Say Kitteh - ai’m glad yoo luv reeding teh comintz - taht’s verree nice - butt WE ar leethe wun’s doing it - so if yoo don’t like sumthing we ar doing (becuz WE thinkit iz fun an it maeks us happee) - jus scroll down - takes mabee 2 secondz out ov yur lief??

So, even although the whole LOLspeek thing is a huge in-joke, and there are other in-jokes that get perpetuated at every possible opportunity, we shouldn’t do the “nawt sekond” dansez and parties, just because you don’t like them?

Ai jus skip furst dans messidges if ai donut fansy reeding tehm. Is no diffikult, is it?

PSA if yoo smass teh compyuter, plz to be reeseye culling IT.

teh planut fanks yoo.

kthxbai

Ai can’t tel if yous amen-ing for the one side or teh other!

Teh only ting rong wif the song an danse iz wen the cheezepeeps forgits or getz distracted. Den the person who was not-second is depressed for being forgotz. Usually, then somone latr doez adds in the danse, iz all okay. But iz tricky, onze you start, hard to stop. And iz fun, as peeps say. Moral conumdrum, maybe? Caro

good poynty ends caro. oops, ment good poynt!

Wut u doan know iz I truly wan to reed comenst. Teh Kittehs here are full of noledge an wit an we all luv them. Jus too mush selebratshun on nawt second. Jus sayin.

Jess join de phun, or scoot!! Nega tives r knot welcum, I tink.
I tink, the 4 I B

teh danzes aer partikularly relebent to mye interests wen i yam furst (luks around to see if whirled esploded) cuz its like winning a game wif a mikschure of chance/luck adn skill (to think up sumfin fast AND funnee is the hard fur sum of us)

but i hab discobered frum teh lurking sum funnneee stuffs in otter peeps danzes, adn as in otter soshul sichyouashuns, you can learn about peeps by looking at hao dey interakt.

sortob like a fambly gathring. nawt eberyfing has teh win adn awesome. but sumtimez if yoo grim adn barrette, yoo mite hab fun.
jus sayin.

tank u mary o. I sumtymes come off as a little bruscue,(please to note the engysh sp.)
I deal wif keybored kammandoes all dais, I’se moderator on many boreds.
Mebee I should git owt moar, nahhh!!! I lykes the cheesefrends.
Love, Peas, and Happiness

So True, Mary!! Is vereh interestin too read and watch, I tink.

20 commets awn teh topic “Tehre R too mennee commets awn celery braying teh Furst Post”. 4 commets awn celery braytin teh Furst Post. Mebbee teh CCC shud start stoking bandijes fore gunshot woonds to teh foots. Just sain.

-to ambercat @10:55

chalk one at sons goat!

Eggs act a Mint.

We spiks Fwench tray bone.

“chalk one at sons goat”? i duz nawt geddit.

chacun a son gout … oh dear, now I’ve forgotten how it really goes; I had to go look it up

It’s French for “everyone to their own taste”. Or, perhaps, something about using your child’s barnyard animal as a blackboard.

Teh Instityoot of tehBleedinAwbviyuss (which has been a bit quiet lately) wud like to point out after yrs of extensiv reesurch dat teh gotes is nawt suitable for use as teh blakbords. Our studees show dat seberal practicull difficulties arise inclewdin (but nawt limited to) teh fact dat gotes tends to be fuzzy an teh chalk tends to nawt show up. Awlso tehy has a tendensy to walk awf in teh middle of a sentence (dat’s ur sentence, nawt theirs. Gotes can’t talk - see separate reserch material under refrince 1294756/H/5904rdx/#@=*lobster/38594-a. ) We shud awlso point out taht teh Yooropean Commisshun has been increesingly worried abowt teh inappropriate ewes of gotes in dis context, and has recently isshood new regulations : “Gotes (and udder farmyard and domesticayted animals inclewdin but nawt limited to the lesser spotted pygmy shrew of teh Owter Hebridees) as writing surfaces - inappropriate use of, regulations governing hither and thereto, becuz we sez so, so ther.” Avaylibul from all good bookshops (and sum crappy wuns too, to be honnist) for £142.75, or two small sprowts (we is trying to reinstate teh barter system, we got sum rly nice cawfee cups last munf).

troo. in tihs case, berry troo.