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I can has teh feesh special?
I ment to say: I can has teh poisson du jour?
WTG Cratz!!!
no wants poyson!?!!
U has mah congratulayshuns cratz 4 ur nawt secund!
oui. parley vous fransais?
Congrats on nawt sekun! Buts purr haps dey need to b seeted furst n see teh menyew! Dis resrawnt haz menee kyns of teh fisheez!
Does world asplode when u say furst?
Dependz upawn where yoo say it!!
No – werld duz nawt asplode even if yoo use it in teh top spot. But – we consider such a commint quite lame – enewun can shawt “furst,” but taeks a bit moar to say sumthing even mildlee amewsing wehn facing teh preshure ov “no comments.”
So – teh awnlee thing taht reelee happens iz we do nawt celebrayte teh “furst” shawter wif dansces or partees or enething – becuz they has dun nuthing speshul.
Besides, it sorta insults r intellyjunts. I meen, us noes u r furst–us can count to 1. Den too, bein dere furst is mostly a matter of luk NEways. So if sumbuddy congratulamates dere ownself, us mostly don feel obblig–obligg–like us has to congratulamate dem too.
Then why du yu go on an on wif the congrat’s for not second with dansces and parties if they HAS DUN NUTING SPESCUL? Itz gettin old an anoing….no disrespect, bah, pleze stop gentel kittehs. I uz tu luv reeding comments, but nal I fine I can knot tolarate teh celebrayshun uv “not secund” for 3 paiges. Dat iz why trolls hav ben votin I du beleef.
I not unnerstand furst qweschun. She said teh FURST yellurs “has dun nuthing speshul.” It is peepul hoo make a comment that is witty that HAS, an DEY are teh wuns dat gets teh dants an parties.
I unnerstand ur cumplaint. Juss scroll on if u not like. Wutt u meen 3 pages? Not three pages fur mee. Juss a simple internet page. Is peepul habbin funn. Juss scroll on down. Wai big deel?
Wee has allways had trolls. Always gonna bee sum complayner, sumwun hoo has dere pantees in a bunch.
Really. What is so hot abowt some silleh comment, bein furst? Wall I like to think that fur teh furst poster, fur teh moast part (cept fur a few growchees) dat gettin dat attenshun is speshul. Deres alot of crappiness in teh wurld, an juss plane ol day to day livin. How cool is dat: too win teh ICHC lottery of sort by bein furstee and gettin teh attenshun an partee. I noes teh peepul like it. Sumtimes if peepul arrunt payin attenshun a new furstee will shylee ask abowt their dants. Dats wut reelee tuches me.
Whai is dis wurth cumplaynin abowt? Wee are havin fun. Not like? Doan reed. Butt we arrunt beein hateful or anyting…juss habbin fun, dammit!! Whai weee gots too explane owrselves fur haffin fun an beein sillee??????????? So tiresum too see deez kines ub cumplaints. Cumplaints shud bee abowt meenness an crueltee an such, not peepul habbin fun.
PS just wait till u first an get a dants.
yay 4 kafleen, well said
WUT YOO MEEN, TEH WHIRLRD WONT SPLOSE IF I SAY FURST????!!!!!
yep, our Kaffleen allus sayz it well…..oh hai Kaffleen…howz by u ???? r u being washeded awai bi awl teh rayne???? oar r u nise an dri an safelhy an soundly??
tanks u gais, fur sayin nice stuff.
Not so bad heer, Salleh….rainin moas ebburee day, but nuthing washin us awai….dat bee far awai…
hai, Kafleen!! hav doze widdul hooves recubbered frum teh twist? gotta takes care of dem hooves.
lubs dat donkey…
*gibs littul hug too mary*
*runs awai*
Persnly ai liyks de dansin an der parteez. Der werld needs mor ov dem. Ai speshli liyk wen der is an aproo- approw- a danss wot goes wiv der commint or der lolpikcher.
Butt ai had a litl sad wen ai gotz wun bergr fur sayin wot sort ov dans wud juu liyk to sumwon de uvver dai. It woz onli wen ai notisst dat it wozznt jus me dat mai sad went awai.
Proobin whai wii sez “DOES NAWT WANTZ” 2 teh 1 brgr trollz.
DARN!!!!!! Ai see it nao. Mai furst reply to “Does world asplode when u say furst?”shud hav been
“Wai yes, it duz. Wai doo yoo ask??
An to Sorry to Say Kitteh – ai’m glad yoo luv reeding teh comintz – taht’s verree nice – butt WE ar leethe wun’s doing it – so if yoo don’t like sumthing we ar doing (becuz WE thinkit iz fun an it maeks us happee) – jus scroll down – takes mabee 2 secondz out ov yur lief??
Oooooh look at teh controversy!
*Typing in plain english because it’s to hard to think in lolcat right now.*
First off, my original question was partially a joke as I have been lurking here long enough to have seen the genesis of “nawt second.”
I understand about not celebrating people who just type the word “First” and then leave. They are lamey lameykins. (BTW, I have not seen anyone just type “first” for a while now.) And, I do not mind the celebrations of the first clever posting/reply.
The whole not 2nd thing …. not really very specific though. Third is also not 2nd.
=^..^=
So, even although the whole LOLspeek thing is a huge in-joke, and there are other in-jokes that get perpetuated at every possible opportunity, we shouldn’t do the “nawt sekond” dansez and parties, just because you don’t like them?
I dohn’t noh but if I heer nawt secund one more time wif dancing I mite smash my puter… “Nawt Secund” + Danse is as laim as “Furst”, if nawt wurse …
hmmmmmmm. You’re hearing this, are you? must be something wrong with my computer. I only see it and read it.
Ai jus skip furst dans messidges if ai donut fansy reeding tehm. Is no diffikult, is it?
PSA if yoo smass teh compyuter, plz to be reeseye culling IT.
teh planut fanks yoo.
kthxbai
AMEN ~ AGAIN AND AGAIN
Ai can’t tel if yous amen-ing for the one side or teh other!
Teh only ting rong wif the song an danse iz wen the cheezepeeps forgits or getz distracted. Den the person who was not-second is depressed for being forgotz. Usually, then somone latr doez adds in the danse, iz all okay. But iz tricky, onze you start, hard to stop. And iz fun, as peeps say. Moral conumdrum, maybe? Caro
good poynty ends caro. oops, ment good poynt!
De little box wit the horizontal line in it in de upper lefthand corner ob the comment box will expand and collapse de comments. Ifn you don’t like something, click on dat box, and whole joined commentz will collapse. Den you don’t be readin’ dem.
Wut u doan know iz I truly wan to reed comenst. Teh Kittehs here are full of noledge an wit an we all luv them. Jus too mush selebratshun on nawt second. Jus sayin.
Jess join de phun, or scoot!! Nega tives r knot welcum, I tink.
I tink, the 4 I B
teh danzes aer partikularly relebent to mye interests wen i yam furst (luks around to see if whirled esploded) cuz its like winning a game wif a mikschure of chance/luck adn skill (to think up sumfin fast AND funnee is the hard fur sum of us)
but i hab discobered frum teh lurking sum funnneee stuffs in otter peeps danzes, adn as in otter soshul sichyouashuns, you can learn about peeps by looking at hao dey interakt.
sortob like a fambly gathring. nawt eberyfing has teh win adn awesome. but sumtimez if yoo grim adn barrette, yoo mite hab fun.
jus sayin.
tank u mary o. I sumtymes come off as a little bruscue,(please to note the engysh sp.)
I deal wif keybored kammandoes all dais, I’se moderator on many boreds.
Mebee I should git owt moar, nahhh!!! I lykes the cheesefrends.
Love, Peas, and Happiness
So True, Mary!! Is vereh interestin too read and watch, I tink.
20 commets awn teh topic “Tehre R too mennee commets awn celery braying teh Furst Post”. 4 commets awn celery braytin teh Furst Post. Mebbee teh CCC shud start stoking bandijes fore gunshot woonds to teh foots. Just sain.
-to ambercat @10:55
well, chalk one at sons goat, if yew asks me. But srsly, wats buggin yew, tuffsnake? Teh danzes and parties are fun, dey are hartwarming, dey downt hurt nobody.
But in cayse yew hadnt noticed, dey also has teh cree-A-tivity. Is way kewl to see the bownsing backc and forf ub teh mewzik, teh idees, teh danz steps. Seein teh juksta… the juctops… ooh, Ize stuck. Seein diffrent tings next to eash udder.
Me, I haz been nawt-second twice. Was fun to get da danzes. Made my hart feel gud. Yew find anyfing wrong wif dat, yew lets me know, but so far I tink it haz no bad side effex.
chalk one at sons goat!
Eggs act a Mint.
We spiks Fwench tray bone.
“chalk one at sons goat”? i duz nawt geddit.
chacun a son gout … oh dear, now I’ve forgotten how it really goes; I had to go look it up
It’s French for “everyone to their own taste”. Or, perhaps, something about using your child’s barnyard animal as a blackboard.
Teh Instityoot of tehBleedinAwbviyuss (which has been a bit quiet lately) wud like to point out after yrs of extensiv reesurch dat teh gotes is nawt suitable for use as teh blakbords. Our studees show dat seberal practicull difficulties arise inclewdin (but nawt limited to) teh fact dat gotes tends to be fuzzy an teh chalk tends to nawt show up. Awlso tehy has a tendensy to walk awf in teh middle of a sentence (dat’s ur sentence, nawt theirs. Gotes can’t talk – see separate reserch material under refrince 1294756/H/5904rdx/#@=*lobster/38594-a. ) We shud awlso point out taht teh Yooropean Commisshun has been increesingly worried abowt teh inappropriate ewes of gotes in dis context, and has recently isshood new regulations : “Gotes (and udder farmyard and domesticayted animals inclewdin but nawt limited to the lesser spotted pygmy shrew of teh Owter Hebridees) as writing surfaces – inappropriate use of, regulations governing hither and thereto, becuz we sez so, so ther.” Avaylibul from all good bookshops (and sum crappy wuns too, to be honnist) for £142.75, or two small sprowts (we is trying to reinstate teh barter system, we got sum rly nice cawfee cups last munf).
YES! QUICK GET IN THE CAR! SOMEONE SAID FIRST AND THE WORLD’S GONNA EXPLODE!!
*snapz head around back and forth ; runs around like chikn lil wif hed cuttoff*
AGHHHHHHHHHH TEH WHIRLLED ESPLODED! I SED FURST ADN LUK WUT HAPND!!
i shudda knowed id wuz two gud too be twoo.
congratumacashuns n nawt seund, cratz.
I singing you a fishie song. Acshuly it a 3 fishie song.
Mi mi mi mi miiiiiii …..dat wrm up. heer goez.
Down in de meado in a itty bitty pool
Swam 3 lidde fishies and a mama fishie too
Swim sed the mama fishie, swimz if u can
And dey swam n they swam all ober the Dam
(chorus)
Boop, Boop dittem dattem wattem – chu
Boop, Boop dittem dattem wattem – chu
Boop, Boop dittem dattem wattem – chu
Yoo an yur talentz ar a deliteful addishun to ar merrie band ov cheezpeeps, Cweenmj.
Since Cweenjm haz dun thiz charming sawng, purrhaps we cud continue wif a feesh buffet fur deer cratz an teh kyoot penguinz?
Ai wud liek to start wif a fresh trout wif fresh lemonz an budder sauce, pleez. an a nice salad to go wif it.
congratulmacashunsz! wut danz/myusic wood choo like?
sowy, didn see cweemj dere wehn i posted. funnee- i wuz twyin to cummup wif the wurds frum dat saem song. you hab it wai bedduh, C.
one order of regurgitated fish, comin right up…
( PLEH !!! )
thnx, mom!
nootrishus, mebbe nawt so tastee?
oh, it haz a flavor. oh mai, yes.
haf flaybor iz nawt sayme as tastee. no iz nawt.
troo. in tihs case, berry troo.
For the “not second” dance… why not something from the movie “Happy Feet”? (which I haven;t seen)
Dik Van Dyk wuz suppost ta meet us here to dants.
With teh Julie Andrews
Is a jollee hollydai wit Mayree!
merrie makes yore hart feel lite…
Wen teh dai is gray an oar-dee-nairy…
When is we skejuled to go awn?
White tie an tails only.
Lolguin: 400 pheet un 154 eds ekwals haw many lolguins n pololbeers?
Sereusly. Dis last time I helpz u vif homewurk.
Du ur maf slf!!!1111
46 polol bares an 108 pengins
46*4 = 184 polol bare feets
108*2 = 216 pengin feets
184+216=400
dis maek my brane hurts. i go get strong dwink nao.
bartenduh, aisle hab teh ushual. hot choklit, stirred wif candy cane,nawt shaken,
no olive.
Huh! teh trubbel that gawt me into!!
(See “..and now witness..)
hunh. still flummoxed ober dat.
Maitre’d say: “YOU is Abe Froman, sausage king of Chicago?”
bueller…. bueller… bueller….
“touch me and i yell RAT”
We shall wave our privitz at your aunties! From ourz tukseedoes … (ze fwench insult).
Yore mudder wuz a hammie an yore fodder smelt ub ellderbarrees!
yore mom went 2 kollege!
(stoopy werd press naht poast remark, then poast remark after i re-right it #@%#$)
*puts on geeky, oversized glasses, and knee-length khaki shorts*
“yoir mom went to kollege”
oh gascat-
yur mom
went to kollege bs’n da psyclology
went to kollege startn teachn degrease
an naow iz goin ta kollege! gettn MEs(s)pe
But I graduates FURSTY!
momcat
YAY!
good jorb, momcat!
i also went back 2 kollege later in lyfe and got a master’s degree.
but teh particular geek in dis scenario hassa a yunger brudder wiff dorky glasses, kinky hare, an moon boots. The smaller but older geeky bruther in the shorts, rudely sez: “yore mom goes to kollege” 2 a girl who is selling stuff to help finance her future kollege planz. She then runz away.
A biggy double-cheezburger meel 2 teh purrson hoo gesses teh movee correktly!
napolean icecreem? no, dats neaplolitan icecream
hmmmmmmm, ice cweem.
Neopolitan Dynamite?
YESH! Neapolitan Dynamite- letz blowup sum ise cweem!!
oar mebbee just eet sum. yoo gots enny? I doan keep teh icecream in my freezermerator becuz i hab no sef contol adn will eet it awl up.
i doan keep teh dynamite enymoar eeder. no particular reezon.
hai mary o, (tee, hee, hee!)…i herd that dynamite is gud 4 “deth therapy”, genious, in fact—maybe yU shood keep a stock-pile ob it incase yU needz 2 cure sumbuddy wiff it.
hai, yippee!!
i files dis under “wut duzn’t kills yoo meks yoo strongeh” ?
oh, i didn’t fink ob dat–dat’s Neetcheez’ ideer—i wuz finkin a bit more mundane—how Dr. Leo M. cured Bob Wiley…
ob course! baby steps, baby steps…
iz monnee paithon ref, no?
We iz so on teh list. See right der, lolpengees party of three.
awl dresset up an no playce to go…
If yur blu an u don no where to go to
why dont u go where fashun sitz,
Puttin on teh ritz.
*az sung an dansed by Gene Wilder in Yung Frankensteyn*
*sings orf kee*
RRRRITTZZZZZ!!! LOL!!
Lubs Yung Frankinstyn!
mai sunz think itz won ov mimzoid’s chickfliks… dey’ve never watchd it an dont no bout teh racy parts!
so lets tap our canez an danse!
and stumbles, arms flailing wildly …
how much longah we gotta wait? Can we get bar service wahl we waitz?
iz diskriminashun. we ebben wearz soots n tiez liek ebbrybuddy elz.
♬
If you knew Sushi, like I knew sushi…
♬
fishin’ and hoping
and hoping and fishin’
“Your sign said I can have it my way… and my way is raw herring on a bun with lots of mayo!”
an nooe pick-eels!
wud lik sum avamCODoz howeber….
momcat
raw fish and avamcodlols? i can has ‘california roll’?
Bloom County reference, FTW!
“One herring Whopper, heavy mayo….”
I sowy, I doan seem to hab ur naem down. We waz closed on dat dai. Do u kno who u tawked to wen u called? No, I sowy, we doan hab ennybuddeh heer by dat naem. R u shur u called dis restaurant? There r meny liek it.
Ov corse u can luk. We hab:
Rockhopper fur ate,
Chinstwap fur free,
Liddle fur too,
Galapagos fur nine,
Emperor fur six,
Macaroni fur fore,
King fur too,
butts no Afrikan or Uropean fur elebenty.
We cans tri to skweeze u in iffs u wud liek to wate at teh sushi bar.
Romeow – OT – Luk heer pleez.
Now, bearing in mind Jennifer’s first axiom of blogging, i.e. “No one cares what you ate for lunch today,” I will endeavor not to leave a long string of posts regarding days in which nothing happened. In the future, that is. For now, even the most mind-numbing of mundanities is shiny, so please forgive the following somewhat self-indulgent recap of a not-very-eventful Wednesday:
This iz frum mai nefyew’s Joe’s blog on their advenshurs in Sweden. Ai thot use ov “shinee” wuz speshul fur heer – an kitteh’s. So – is “shiny” in generul uzed awn teh intertubez fur “sumthing attraktiv”?
I purrsunallee not noe abowt dis “shiny” euphemism.
but ai hav allus been fassinateded by teh shiny objekz
LOL! mee too!
is quote from Homer? (Simpson, nawt teh greek guy). Ize not sure.
An I thot onny crow birds and maggie-pies attwacted to shinee objets? An a serten class o wimmin …
also is “Firefly” ref–
an teh movie “Serenity”, tehy used “shiny” to meen “graet”
e.g. “Shiny! Let’s be bad guys.”
Firefly ref FTW!!1!!
JCH4K, I didn’t kno that shiny waz being used awl ober.
Here’s wat teh urban dicshunary sais: Gud in enny wai, shape, or form.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shiny
“What is that book like?”
“Shiny”
“How about lunch?”
“Shiny”
ORly? Ai thot teh book was pretty Belgium ackshully.
HAH! a “get fuzzy reference”!
vry weel doon.
OT:ok y’all. watch and lissen:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omhM5vTZ4xQ
Ya, Jonnie cash, but a good one
K I SLIPS U $20 AN U LETZ ME INS…OKAYS? I HAS TEH RING NAO I NEEDZ ASKZ TEH QUESHUN
Foortunetlee, Bob has pen bilt in to beek to sine for UPS pakkages.
a pen-bill pen-gwin?
Yes, we’z on list. Iz Bush, partee of 3. See? We’z write after DuFrane, partee of 2.
wut happen tu teh dufranes? search partee ov 3!!
Donner, party of 87? Your table is ready.
pleeeeeeeez to be not depriving us of teh fisheez?
“London Zoo” lemme see that
hmmmm…Mabel I thot you said Picalilly Circus
well, if teh HARE cLUB fur mens, is werkin; foer yEW, sine me UP!!!1!
Tyez andz taylz Pengwinnz
ekkspekkt t3h best. Witch iz wie
day cawllled fawr ahedd
Raw feesh iz raw feesh.
Pengwinnz woodz nawt knoez wut 2
duz wiff nawt rawz feesh
Pengwinnz arz yoozd 2
lawng lynez andz dyneeng inz t3h
oapenz… Al fressko
Jack.
frum leff to ryte: mbarrass teeennajer, freekd-owt spows, spows “in charj”, funni-lookn maitr deee
hey it b mai birfday todays!
It’s ur BIRFDAY!??
Well, Happy Birfday, Falco!!!!!!
*Donkee sings Happee Birfday Song!!*
*Wheels in Cake*
Oh noes!! Is dis an obnoxious celebration like a furstee dants?
TOOOOOO BAD!
mwahahahahha
*dantses a littul birfday dants fur falco and cuts teh cake*
Happy Birfday, Falco. Kafleen cuting the cake is mo better than the otter.
I’ll stop nao
ohh tank u effrywuns, u r so naice. Teh birfday kake n iscream n songing n dants b so mush fun!!! Haf sum mohr kake n iscream…
hoo waz dose pengwins dat chump owt uf teh birfday kake?
{{{{{{{{{{kafleen n gascat}}}}}}}}}} xxxoooxxoo
an {{{{{{{{{{{Bubbashoomin}}}}}}}}}}}
soory i furgot u xxx000xxx i gif u xtra kake
xtra cake? mwwffrrmmfff! goodie
Happy Birfday, falco – a bit belayted – but hartfelt nebbertehless!!!
Ai’m glad we ar having a partee fur yoo – ai hoep yoo maed a wish fur yur hart’z desire wehn yoo were blowing out the candlez – an ai hoep it will come troo!!
Hapee Birfdai, Hapee brifdai,…
Teh Altered Images sawng, nawt teh yousyoual wun.
Ai laiks dat. Ai used to tie ribbons (nawt gibbons) in mai hair an wear a gazillion bangles, like Clare Grogan. Ah, youth, how fleeting u r (altho’ have sneekin suspishun ai lookd ridiculuss). Happie Burfday falco!
nooo it r ur birfday!
I’ll bringz da Icy cream
n danc lik a crazed hippopotmoose
hipo burdys two u, hipo burdys two u
(flor rattlz n shakez sliden off da icy cream n cake)
fedders n pengwins n hippos n iscream n moose n kake awll dantz laik kraizee kozzaks!
corse teh hippos ware teh floofy eermuffs
Dis what happenz wen we listen to William Shatner and his price linez deals.
Wat you mean,
we on exstinkt speeshes list?
waysted away frum hunger, so went extinkt
U NO KEEPS MAH RESERVASHUNS? I CALLS MANAGR AN THROWS BISH FIT. I WRITEZ LETTR 2MORROW
That is *exactly* what the little dudes are saying!!! Excellent assignment of thought to animal face.
Dat iz P-E-N-G-W-I-N….wif a “P”! Kthx
Yeah, make shur u spell it rite, dang it!
*snickur*
yU must have us on yore list—
wii are hard too miss–
me and my elebenty frends–
there wii is: Pengwin, pengwin, pengwin,
pengwin, pengwin, pengwin,
pengwin, pengwin,
duck !!!
huh? ware iz duck?
heez in lyne behynd teh elebenty-minus-won pengwin palz…
i brought no munnies
this new tux has no pokkets…
put it on my bill!
Eskyoose mee, meester smarty-pance, but oure tikits cleerly sez bocks seets.
Sorry but you’re not on da list…
…nawt awn da bukkit list?
We phowned in our order head of time.
We wants to have the
anchovie,
sea bass,
codfish,
Dory (John)
Eels
Flounders
Goldfish
Haddock
Ice blue red top zebra
Jack Dempsey
Katfish
Lamprey
Makerel
Nommylishus fishus!
‘oly mackeral
pesce, Frank
orange roughy
puffer fish
(sumboddy else fink of a “Q”)
uh-oh – maryo’ got there furst,
but she didnt fink uv a Q eether
qwite a lot of sardeens?
Gud wun SJ – ai wuz gonna say quiche wiv tuna – but teh power ov the google sayed -an taht’s teh ONLEE wun ai found!!
Queen Loach – Botia dario
raynbow trout, sammin, turbot,
red snapper, SALMON (king),tomo,upsidedown catfish (fishykitty wants one!), viper fish,walleye (i wans to ketch wun….),x-rai fish, yella taild perch (pink taild is bedda),ZEBRA tetras! phew! didz it!
(whinz whi I alwais at da enda da line….x is hardz!……whimpa, whimpa slinks off
)
momcat
applause for momcat !!!1!!!11
Cuz we just NOE yur gonna do sumthing wonderful!!!!
zomg!11 That’s my cousin!! (Srsly!)
There was an article all about this in The Times. They are doing a stock take of all the animals.
wowser. Yew shoud tell him, hez becum famus beyond waildest dreems. Srsly.
Kewl — I noes someone who noes someone wut got his pixur took wid pengwins!!!!
Can ya get me his autygraf???
Nawt much more famouser den bein’ in a LOLpengwin…’cept maybe i an LOLcat!
ooops…dat wuz apposta be “in an LOLcat”!
An each animal haz to lion up an state hiz nayme an serial nomburr???
Whai did our feesh get changed??
Oh, Ai seez…now wiiz getz pawlock in teh playce of toona…how lamez!
Stoopid reseshon!
“I’m sorree sir, but we haz a cazual dress code at our restorant. You an your fine feathurd frnds will has to put on sweaturs. We haz some u can borrow at the coat chek behind yous.”
I laffed so hard i peed
love
Pingwinz ekwal automatikz 5 cheezburger!
cool