Tank u captin obvius.
and teh captin is abouts to lose teh finger. hee hee
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no, you dont hab to spell it out.
i sees it
em ow you ess eee
Congrats on NS, Mary….wut dans we do in yer onner?
teh mikey mows dans?
em aye see kay ee why em oh yu ess ee!
gud 1!
purrfekt!! put on yur mowsie hats!
after donning yur eerz, draw sum nice whiskers on yor fase wif face paynt or whadever yU hab. (sharpies? O_o!). Put on yer big lellow shoos an yer big wite glubs…..
nd big red patns..
*puts mowsie ears on*
Mary O, Mary O,
foreber we will hold our Cheez Fren Hi HI HI
Mary, u r reely on ur gaem todai! Nawt juss wif the fursties, but wif burple, pestificating, HMS Lookatdis – ure reely maeking me LOL.
yay!!! U iz right, Romeow—lets hold our Mary O cheezfren hi! Due yuo wantta B held up into a chear-leeder pyramidy fingy, ore wood U ratter wii shoold rase yU up tue due some krowd-serfing?
*whispurrs* IRL i have teh feer ob hites, but mebbee i be okie dokey here?
sokay maryo, we promises no dropsies u.
Ar MaryO iz teh awsum!!!
Purrhaps – purrhaps we shud bring in teh peeplcatchything – put her in it, an toss her up in teh ail, liek tehy to in Alaska???
*whispurrs* Romeow – whut iz this HMS?
*whispurrs to JCH4K*
reed down too commints – bery funneh.
Oh, yes!!!11
oh, yoo guyz…
i feelz betteh. hed code much bettuh.
i fink HMS is Her Majestyies Ship or is it Surviss? hab to luuk id up. or mebbee maek sumfin up taht’s funnier…
Hai, Mary!!
U R furstee!!
(*wisspurrs an looks arown* I’m glad it wuz u!)
I lub dis Mickey Mouse Dance idea!! (Mickey Mouse club…fresh and sweet and innocent…sigh….)
I will thurullee enjoy dantsing dis dants fur u!!
PS….Madman Max….if ur reedin dis…excullent capshun!!
Weel dun agen, M O’s! Lawss ov hed kode ovviously got joor brane fireing awn awl sillenders! Espeshully teh philog .. wuns to do wif werdz.
Sawree, ai too tired 2 du danss naow muss go to bed. Will cheer insted – Yay! W00t!
HMS is Her (or His, depending sex of monarch) Majesty’s Ship or Submarine.
Takes qwite a lot to blo obvius past kitteh!
captain obvious frum teh good ship HMS Lookatdis
Wai yoo patroni…paitronyz… tawk daon to meh?
if its obvius, y u not chases it? i tink u muss be stoopids if u not chases it. so chases it n i won tink u r stoopid!!!
ah- teh troo inteligenz tests:
grayt mynds- simpul plessures
simple mynds- much confyooshun.
acuz we duznt chayse teh kitteh toiz- r we dummer? cuz we kant see teh benefits foar us, an kittehs sees teh benefit in chasin red dawts, stringz, flyz, an mowsies?
ai mus noe.
Teh kittehs duz teh chasin an so on, cuz dey knoa dat makes we hoomans happie! Teh kittehs iz verie kind to uz.
butt dey iz too smart 2 let on that it 4 us…
kittehz—ya gotta lub’ ‘em
kitteh noz hyoomins staff is not briet. show sympa… maek nice nice n play wif tehm sumtiems cuz is onlee polyte 2 maek nice nice wif teh hyoomins staff. sumtiems kittehs donut feels liek teh play wif tehm. staff is veree confuzd by tihs.
i dont like teh color. Could I see something in burple?
teh bloo wuns are annoysonous
adn pestyficating
a botheration!
U NOE I juss gabe u 5 cheezburgurs fur dat wurd.
An ai gav yoo 5 burgerz just becuz yoo iz yoo!!!
*melts*
*solumlee*
An I gabe YOO 5 cawz….
I lub u, JCH4K. srsly.
Dis appeers te be a “botheration” flirtation!
haha!
Dis mausie haz no flavah. Dis fingah haz a flavah?
mmmmm, finger fud!!!
hmmmm…choyce btwn tastee meety finga or fake mawse? Gess wich 1 I pik!
Nom AND a bunnee kick in 3..2..1
kitteh sez “i iz nawt puttin eedder of dos in mai mouf, cuz i dont no where deys been!”
Hmm.
*solumlee*
I wud bee moar ’spishus ub dat fingur, mimzoid.
Obviuslly, this obviuslly-not-reel mowsy duz not interrest me. Wy dont u chayse it if u fink its so captivating?
FOR TEH LAST TYME, i still dont wantz to atak mowsie.
gettin ideeuhs abowt ur fingur, tho.
oops, poohbear beet me 2 it. i has teh slow reaxshuns.
bof are teh funny. wishd i’d fot of eeder won.
Eber since I saw dis on the boting page, we hab been using teh term Capt. Obvious awl the tiem. Purrfect catshun.
Waz it SJ that used to bring us reports frum the Institoot ov teh BleedingObvious? I love teh work ov all the Institoots. Mah apologies iffs I gotted teh wrong naem.
Sumwon correct meh.
ai think it wuz ar ultraclever SJ, too. Maybee ar ultraclever Ambercat – but ai think SJ.
Oryjinallee frawm Fawlty Towers (teh idee ob teh Instychewit ob teh BleedinObviyouz).
Paws4thot – iz there ENETHING yoo don’t noe???
Ai shud hav piked up awn taht! We hav had awl teh Fawlty Towers episodez awn tape fur yeerz an yeerz an ai thot ai prakticallee had tehm memorized. Still teh winner fur the funniest seriez ever in mai buk.
Was MEEEEEE but p4t is rite, was “borrowd” from Fawtly Towrs. Ai gibs it bak, honest.
Awltho ai donut think they had a Institute of teh BleedinAwbviyuss, was I fink dat Basil said Sybil could be awn “Mastermind”, speshulist subject “Teh Bleedin Awbviyuss”.
Note to non-UK peeps, Mastermind is upmarket quiz show wehr each contestant asnwers queschuns awn a speshulist subject of tehr choice, tehn there is a general knowlidjj rownd.
An yoo shurlee thot we awl noo where yoo gotted eet – ai’ll bet a gud 80% ov the peepl heer ar familyar wif Fawltee Towerz.
Az Romeow sez – keep up thoze institoot remarks – we awl luvz them.
ewww. the maxim adz are bak.
As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreamz,
he foun himself transformed in his bed into a bloo rodent.
(Opining seen of Metamorphomouse)
by Franz Catfka?
EEEEEEEEeeeekkkkk!!!! Horribul respawn!!!
Oh – an KAFKA – FTW!!!!!
No…kitteh don wanna pull ur finga!
Dis kitteh reely maked me lol. xD
Sarcastic kitteh is sarcastic.
Sarcastic kittehs onlee lyke tingz dat taste bitter….
dis toi fing is not relevant to mai intrusts. now—-taht beeg cockkaroech wut i cawted crauleeng on ur bed today—–DAT wuz inturesseeng!
Ai left it in wun of ur shoos. But which wun?
I R organik katt. Onlee chaze REEL mowsies. Plz produse REEL mouwse & I will chaze. Odderwise, I will nom ur fingar!
Your welkum, kapten kyoot.
Awwww.
I gibs u a hug fur dat.
Man wif finner fink I’s stoopy.
Ai noo it wud happen. Jest lukkin at yur naym makes me smile EBREETEIM!!!!
Even a liddle gigglol.
Yas.. tank yoos cap’n Obvious. now git me sums gooshy fuds.
Kthksbi
Mouse? Really?! I don see no computer..?
is wireless mouse
Liddill Kitteh iz
hawrd wyred 2 survyve. Hewminz
can awffurr advyss
Knoez howz 2 run andz
clymz t3h Stayrz reel fasst. Wie iz
dis nesseesayree?
Mowsee duzzn’t moov
much, enneeway. Mebbee t3h
Mowsee haz CatzNipz?
Jack.
wel ai wuz azlyp dis mornyn ai wus feelyn fyn
but this hoomyn woak mei up man wot a swyn
ai ignoard hiz maus but tu no avayl
dats wai aim telyn u dis sorreh tayl
he wen looky – ai sayd shuddup
he wen looky – ai sayd rappup
wel aim awayr des guy kant help beyn ah jerk
but dis chays-deh-mausie stuf drov mei bezerk
he sed captin ai sed wot?
he sed captin ai sed wot?
he sed captin ai sed wot?
he sed captin ai sed wot u wan?
FTW!
Captin Sensibull! Bery well adapted ur Reverence.
cheers!
owt of focus kitteh is blurreh
fuzzy kitteh is…fuzzy.
Mebbe he no pointin at mows. Mebbe he pointin at kyoot.
eff he iz, he iz missin. mebbe he no has gud depf perseptin?
weellll…it iz blond kittah!!
I don’t get it!
Hay! I ar Capin Obvios! Dat is mi name!