dorky jr high pic
dis me grade 7
n dis wen ur mommy dressd u up for teh babee pix! *snorgies!!!*
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I is a big boi now and much more handsummer.
Me dantses da pogo fur Daisy’s nawt-second. To 80s new wave moosic, ub corse.
boinG boiNg boIng bOing
sumfin sumfin sumfin in teh midle ob teh nite
hmmm mmm mmmm
congramucalashuns to daisy
mmmhmhm
oops, goota go fix my big floofy hare brb
U fix big floofy hair whilst I make some mullet-mayntaynense.
*shimmy shimmy shimmy*
*headbang*
\m/
Mr. Worf was a toatal 80’s hedbangerrrrr
dat splainz teh forhead on Mr Worf…
Mr. Worf – if yoo pleez – ai donut understand tihs “mullet-mayntaynense” yoo ar maeking. Cud yoo esplayne pleez???
oh, hai JCH4K! i fink (s)hez re furring to teh harido cawled teh mullet. apparentlee needz lawts ob mayntenence.
OT i tooked yore ad vise adn am using teh Fire Fawkes (geddid Guys in teeny tiny ingerland?) adn now i can see
but i can’t get blush to werk, adn i sawed won ob yurz lookin berry kyute, …WANTS! I can has halp?
Yes – it’s called : oops :
Taht shud doo it.
fanks
we nawt gonna get lotsa danzing done cuz we gotta tayke care ob our hare.
Does teh CCC hab stylin gel? adn hare srpay?
uh oes
luks like we needs the CCC for moar importint reezons
We needs teh Fyumi Gator!
TVD ALRAM!
had this been an axshual Troll iimergunsee, you wudve been directed to teh neerest CCC stashun fur teh updayts.
thadisawl.
kthxbai
I think there waz wunz a liddle gift shop next to teh HSRW – neer the Outdoor Cafe. We cud haz the hare produx there.
WUT?! yoo meens i gotta PAYS MUNNIES fur it? nawt cubbered under my helthyhare cubberage?
Shudda red teh fine printz…
No, no – ov corse nawt. *gigglolz* Just has nice thingz wun can take to frenz in the HSRW. Doant furgit, awl the nice taystee and nutrishus treets at teh Outdoor Cafe ar “awn the haus.” as well.
Well Kitteh, at least no bracez or teh glazzez.
O Noes!!
Nao I haz bad rememberies! Mah 8th grad pic haz mah noo glasses, dey waz huge purple framz–plastics!! An ah layered teh purpul eyeshados on berry berry thik, cuz teh ladeez magazines sed it not shows up so gud under teh glasses. Dey wuz rong. It showed up ‘bowt as gud as mah orange foundation wich i had also layed on waaay too thik. An ah did dis farah fawcet hed toss moov, where i shakes mah feathered bangs. Eeeewww! Doo not want!!!1
ail show dem al at owr reunyn
Why you show dis pitcher 2 my prom date.
kuz ai luvs to maek yers faise turn peenk!
breengs owt teh green in yers aize.
Leest it nawt da bearbutt awn da furree rug pitcher! Yoo wuz da keyoot bebe, Rodney!!
*luks bak at yeerbuk*
zebra strypes were awl teh rage in teh 80’s…..
Youse sooooooooo handsomez andz I lurrrvez yore outfitz, vary smartz. Da beeze neeze in factz.
he’z teh catz pajamas, hims so kyute.
Oh mary – so glad yoo said that. I recentlee told sumwun taht, an they looked at me as tho ai had just fallen off teh moon!!!
well, mebbee we bof a liddle looney.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaayyys 4 teh looney!! Es mah midduhl nayme!
Oh, you kid!
ah welllz yuz yungsters, at les u didn hab da HUGE pink n blu flowerez on yer VERY firs pantz suit! – waz polymaseter two! n da pantz had bellz fur bottems- nawt two grate akshuly ifnz uz smallish lik me-
dat waz da earli 70’s- mai 7th grade pitchur….
momcat
loook lyk he reddy fur sneeeze
so, god bless u
(fiev yrs latr) Noooes! Mam, dun sho mah frenz!
mah mommeh had a pikshur ov me an teh gud twin at owr kindergarted graduwashun in owr speshul wite robes wif flowrs an everything, and wun of us started crying, so then the other wun had to awlso. Mommeh had taht pikshur of us bawlin on owr frigerader for mennee yrs to sho owr boifrens…juss for fun, yu noes…
nao I can has a pikshur of mah nephew cryin on mah fridge!!
ai kin naow proov mai strayngeness-
ai wud pull owt teh bad pics uv me and show dem to mai dayts!
ai needz to do it to mai noo boifren- but ai left awl teh pics at mai parentz howse.
Whyeee?
I dun haz menee pitchurs lef uv me az a smawl, but I memmer dem…
Sigh…
Whut wuz it, da day befoar pitcher day, BEEEG zit rite in da middull uv ma fourhed?
An in elememementree skoo, whut wif dat guy? “Smile!! I bet yoo has a grayt smile!” An I tinkin “dood, ef yoo had ma whirl, yoo wood nebber smile agin….”
So me smilin an hav ma glassiz awf. Liek dat a pitcher uv me?
Ugh, fur 8 grayd, ma mawmee thot I wood look keyoot wif sum weerd sholdr lenf hayrstile. I wunner if she reelee doo it so she think she look beddar than me? (Mom iz da crazee, insekyoor liek dat).
Add da beeg glassiz an dat forhed zit, an ooooweeee, doncha no dat pitcher wuz a keeper! NAWT!
Add to awl dat de fack dat I nawt so fotojenik, I jus dun look liek ma pitchers. Hard to git pitcher uv me da looks liek da me I see in da meer…..
awwwwwwman, Jinxie! That forehead zit never let me down on picture day! I think 7th grade photo was the one where the photograper said “You probably love David Cassidy, don’t you?” I went “ewwww” and then smiled and I swear its the best photo ever of me (in spite of the humungous zit) The zits were always exactly centered too, on the forehead, on the tip of the nose, on the middle of the chin.
*jr high kitteh attempts Elvis sneer*
*fails*
wyze mens sey- onlie foools rush in…
but ai… kant…. halp… fallin in… luuuuuuuuuv wiffffffff yuuuu!!!
*lots uv teenage voyse crackin*
In teh naym of ceeling cat, put sum cloze on!
Paztelz wuz veree in bak den.
7th grayd nurd plawts himz revenj…
i haz a krush on hims.
Me too an me three! I am girl geek, so I likes boy geeks teh best!
Burds ov a fedder shud flock togedder.
Tasty burds ov a fedder shud flock togedder in teh yard an not pay attenshun when kitteh is sneekin up on dem (nom nom nom)…
Dis wud be funnier if not hit so close to home. : /
Mai hubbikat an I agree wiff yoo elebentyhundred purrsent! We boff hab ower dorkee pikshurs we’re nawt prowd ov.
akshullee, iz funnee CUZ it hitz so close to hoam!
oh yes. we doan wanna goes there.
yesssss we dooooooooooo! i gots a berry funnee pikshure ob me in my dorkee marching band unifrom wif liddle plastik barrets in my hair,
wutz you got to beats taht?
i raise you wif me in mah favrit rainbow striped capri shorts taht mah mommeh mayde wif mah awlso favrit sleeveless usedtobe white tee wif a rainbow toucan onit. frizzy hair. steroid (fat) belleh(I had six years to go before i started dialysis. kidney txp frum the gud twin maed it awl bedder…but bak to mah eleven yeer owld horror), skinnee arms and legs. I thot i was hawt becawse i didn’t have zits…
wut yuuuu got?
Renal txp? Me too. 27 years and going strong
Congratz- donor here- 28yrs-brother.
That is true love, Mine was my brother and he went over tje bridge less than 1 year ago. Much sadness.
Oh, lolspeak off. This is serious to me.
Jim
{{{{{{Bubbashoomin}}}}}}}
Srsly? So many kidney transplant lolfolks! Iz werks as transplant social werker. Yousegize are grate to share. tanks.
Jim, I am so sorry for your loss. There is a special unspoken bond btwn donor and recipient. It is just Wow! This is unbelievable…. every time I see my brother. I’m sure your brother was the same way. Hope your heart grows lighter.
thisncat
Thank you for sharing these thoughts and feelings. I feel honored to know all of you.
Thank you for the kind words Y’all. I just ask, that you sign the donor card on your drivers licence.
Like I said, this is important too me.
I like ICHC more and more.
Take care
Da momma made poodle skirt wif ankle sox, but was 2 yung 4 saddleshoez! Waving goodbye to the 50s come June!
Mai mommeh who flunked beautie skool gave me a home perm. Ai looked liek poodle. Oh…she also thote clothes too much monies in da store so she mades mai clothes out of marked down sheets and pillowcases at the Kmart. No joke…PJs were a pillowcase with hole for head and holes for arms for meny years. Much pleh.
Ai still no know how to dress…freends want to call “What Not to Wear.”
hmmph..allz i gots is picher of me wif tite orange polyester bell boddums, cunningly paired wif a homemade red & white baseball shirt. An teh coke-boddle glassez, lez not ferget.
ai sees ur outfiz an raze u a burlapy fabrik dirndl (PLEH) skirt wiff a lionz hed awn a big saggy poket…..wiff red roll-up sleebes, an pointy-edgeded plastik glasses, mom cutteded mi bangz too short, an curlz jest obber mi shoulderz….oh an red flat shooes…..geeky?????? uhm …yep…
wwerd too, mi mudder waz a grate beeuuti, an allus lookeded stylish az awl get out…..me ?…she dresseded funni
i feelz ur payne. i awmost cwied wen i seed sum clownlike outfitz my mom wud get for me. It was great wen i got to hi school adn just wore teh bloojeans. Tehn it wuz mye own fawt if i lookd goofy.
Wee coodnt whar teh bloojeans et mah high skool, bud I had teh bloo velvet hot pans n thigh high bloo sooede boots wit teh Frankenstein heels for after skool. Thought i wuz hot!
wut wuz for shurt?
dunno, but I’m startin’ to have impure thoughts about the possibilities.
Too words: bell bottoms.
Mi agreez. Mai 7th grade picksur nawt so pretee, ederr.
I is da Joker! Watch owt Batman!!
*disclaymer* my comment was not posted to make light of the passing of Heath Ledger. I puts disclaimer so pink haired troll no flames me.
No wurreez, Worf. U iz gud cheezpeepz wif ur sensib – sensu – bean nise an win.
still bedder dan my driverz licents pic. i not show dat 2 anybuddy.
mummah kitteh says- Wai yoo luk so funnee in yur skuul pikshure?
kitteh sez- wells, teh photogrupheh saids “look dis way”,
…..so, i dids!
geddid?
Yup, ai geddit!! Mai heeven, him bees dat literal!
Jess lyk, ‘Wawk dis way, Igor’….!
Mai literal-ness…. let mee show u eet!
meks us wunder how funnee teh photogrupher luuked!
Oh, gurllllll….
ain’t nuffin funnkeeur dan a skool fotogruffer!!!
Ma mammah med me ware dat stoopy owtfit fur pikchur dey. She sed i lukked “dashing.” Wutever.
U iz vewy hansum chile, yes
wonz him grow into dem eerz, he be fine
Looka ma’ retainerz.
http://www.wannasmile.com
i lubs this kitteh. dunno why, he jus makes me giggle
wut duz it say bout me dat i lubs him, adn says “pawz off, hims MINE!”
Whyl da 2 of yoo argue ova who’s kitteh it is, i comes in and snatches him….
Heh heh heh
an, dorky 7th grayder iz prowd tu bees fawt ober by punkin an mary o!
Him sez, ‘Mr Worf! du nawt tayk mii yet – punkin an mary o’ nawt dun yet!’
*Dorky 7th grayder (an Mr Worf) settlez in foar cat fite…..*
bak owf, mr Worf.
look ober dere!!!
*reeches ober adn pniches mr worf on showder*
HAH!!
yeah mr worf, bak owf! me an mary o can share him
can’t we mary o?
iffen not, hiss hiss fttt fttt
oh, shur punkin. we kittehs iz teh gud at sharin.
*promptlee goes adn spredz awl of punkin sekrets to rest ob class behine punkin’s bak*
oh mary o, i is hirt! i go off bi myself and crai noa.
sniff sniff
we cans be fwends fur life nao?
TDTthG shudda bean TD7thG (the dorky 7th grader)
i washed mye hands and can’t do a thing wif em.
all 4givin mary o!
here wants sum of mi choklit?
we be gud fwendz, 4 evur!
ouchie! Vulcan neerv peensh!
Dat pitchure makes me LOL ebery time I luk at it. Kitteh luks lyk he’s doing hims best forsed smile fur teh cambera. I lyk this wun a lots.
rite befoer i dads mai brases put on
Teen ayjj Kitteh luukz
in t3h cammerra andz feenkz
“I haz t3h Sekkksay!”
Kitteh shoodz nawt habz
dun sum Nipz B4 habbeeng
himz pickshurr tayken
Cammerra flasshez.
Kitteh seez spawtz. Will deestroy
pickshurr yeerz layturr
Jack.
Eewwwww!
U gonna ware dat??? O_o
aaaannnndd…
u finkin fingz has chaingded?
Hai Melissa – yoo hav been gone??? Or izzit just teh tiem heer. Each pikshur iz liek wun day – yoo miss a couple ov days – you’ve been gone vur weeks!!!!
(lights, camera, ACTION)
Helllo…Welcome to Martha’s Bedroom…Today we discuss how to mix and match successfully…which we know is a good thing…
(Cue…smile)
Kitteh dressed fer 7th graide dance, boi kittehs and gurl kittehs stand on opposite sidez of room, lookz at earh other and giggle.
til teh moosik starts. Den teh gurl kittehs dance in a big pile in teh middul wile teh boiz kittehs watches nervously an punches eech utter. (Nod to Dave Barry)
an wun gurl goez towards teh boiz an dey skatter lyke skeered sheeps. an gurl seys, ‘whai dey runs awai frum me? aize jus gettin punch.’
Den dey plaiz slow song an obnoxxxious Goin Steady couple slow danse.
[pleh]
hey gorgeous. smile for me
“Say cheezburger!”
I’z havin flashbaks. I wuz l8 blummur.
omg u needz to see dis… bad tings be hapnin in Jermnee…
SAY CHEEZBURGER — IN A CAN !???
http://www.teho.vox.com/library/post/curse-my-lack-of-opposable-thumbs.html
OMG!
lol ober linky
toadally OT , but
halp me teho wun kenobee, ure my ownwy hoap.
i can has your sekrit to teh rolly eye smilesy? pleeeeeeeeze?
http://codex.wordpress.org/Using_Smilies
RU sure iz not Russian? Wait for it…
fank you, Teho! :rolls:
ooops, twy agin
Dis pixur a vilaton of basik soshul kontrak: hoomens got de possable thums an kittehs got freedum frum adelessent angst.
but eben uglie kittehs r prettee-er than afrege hyoomens.
I CAN has cheezburger! In CAN!
Ooooookaaaaaaaaaayy……
I tink da bes part iz da cumpnee dat meks it iz Katadyne. Dat kewl.
Wurst part? “…minimizes bowel movements…” Ok if yur hikin, I spose, but reelee, I dun need a nommee fud dat duz dis moar dan NE uvver fud, k? thx!
LOL… teh fyn prints: “contains 5% Portland cement”
hey i iz new here
id like to favorite this pic but i cant seem to find the favorite button! iz i a tard? iz it right in frontz of mah face?
thanks in advance for the help
Hai endeyequote. I like your name. Welcome to ICHC. I don’t know about favorite…. but a word to the wise. We don’t use the words “tard” and”retard” here.
But don’t go away… we always forgive people and welcome them anyway.
D Marie you soundz kind. I jes hope no buddy callz my kids tards … I gots one in SpEd and shez mah perfick babeh still!
Ai haz a mentl illniss uv mai own, a Aspy neffyoo in SpEd, en Ai werkz inna groop howm wif DD ladies. Ai haz a histree uv yuzin CMH-aproovd fizzikl manijmint on neurotypical peeplez dat yuze teh R werd az a insult. iz phunnee dat mai frenz dont yuze dat werd ennymor.
Teenie –
“CMH-aproovd fizzikl manijmint” FTW!!
Will yu teech mee? Pweeease? Ai wanna uz fizzikl manigmint awn stoopy peepl, tu!! Teh ‘R’ wurd…. it ar ‘durty wurd’ enn r hawse…
da mentlez illness iz in mai fambli- gascat n I are aspie (or aspy) , fishykitty ADHD n sumfin weiz habn figured outz yet. N I wurks in especial ed
butz letz beiz nic two da endeyequote- iz wurd I heers lots ub (sigh) in da hi skool, I fink da no finks ub da implicatsuns ub whutz deh sayn….
momcat
yup….. owldest heeven: ADHD, combined….. mittle heeven: alphamabet zoup: Aspie (AS), ADHD, OCD, ODD…. an a fyu ovver wii r jus fyindin owt…. yungest heeven: speech an (jus today!!) O/T fur hims handwriting, tu… an, gots tu throw in mai own ADHD tend.. tinden… behaviurs!!
We teh ‘Speshul Ed’ fambly!
Ai don let teh boiz bees meen tu one annuver…. et leest, whin ai’m in teh ruum! So, no ‘R’ wurd, no ’stoopy’ wurd or ‘idjit’ eever…. doan care whut teh owld maid sed: wurds KIN hurtz… no cents in hurtin fambly whin dere are so menny udders tu du eet fur us…
U go, Momcat an Gascat, and Fishykitty, tu!!
wow, u consider ADD being special ed? that’s pretty sick, and unfortunate. i have ADD and an IQ higher than most my peers. i’m at least intelligent enough to not be offended at the word ‘tard’ or any variation thereof.
hmmmm….well…. hai, anominomi-mous…. lolspeek awrf…
Since my children all recieve some kind of accomodations to enable them to access curriculum, and 2 of them happen to have a diagnosis of ADHD, then I consider them to be serviced by the special ed department. BTW – they also have IQ’s higher than their peers: it’s a hallmark of ADHD.
I’m very glad that you aren’t offended by ‘tard’ (which, isn’t really a word, BTW); I’m not sure there is any variation beyond that, but – you probably know more than I do about it. I for one don’t want my children to think that it’s an ‘okay’ word to use, and personally, I think that anyone with an above-average IQ could probably come up with a better word. But, that’s just my opinion.
You don’t need to have more than an average IQ to see humor in our situation. But, if it’s not your cup of tea, you’re welcome to go to Starbucks and be ‘anonymous’ somewhere else.
i think it’s all being blown out of proportion. i think all of us here are smart enough to discern someone’s intentions when they use certain words. why send out the pc police all the time? i understand u may have bad experiences with people using harsh words, but save the speech for people who need to hear it, not people making innocent comments that had no ill intent. i wish you and your children the best, and hope their accomidations serve them well (my school didn’t do it right). and BTW i’d never set foot in starbucks, if i had that much money to waste i’d waste it on something much better. Anonymous doesn’t warrant quotes, it’s just a screen name on the fly.
naw-
iz nawt on dis page- luk up at da news page frum da cheezez, tellz u all bout it…favoritz button iz on da votin page- dis da “front page”
momcat
i not seez favorite button on my screen when dey gets to teh front page, just on teh voting page. udder browzers may be differnt. Welcom an to pls use nice werds here, dis gud place fur all teh cheezfrnds.
ai gets skwerl tu tak boodwar foto fur gurl ai laik fur valantyns dai
ai tink ai stik wif hart-shayped bocks ov Pounce™
kitteh iz kanadyin?
Don havs teh sads, kitteh, mini frenz (speshully mee) still teh dorx mini yeers l8r, but happeh dorx. Dorx rool!
Kitteh mawdel iz werkin tha camrah
I saiz yu ar stil prety koot.
I can haz a snugle?
CHEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZEEEE burger
Looks like Cheri Blair, wife of Former UK prime Minster Tony. Only more sincere smile, and better hair- see link
This pikshure not so bad.
Kitteh hopes he burnned all of the piks of his collige “mohawk fase”.
Hilarious!!!! Just like my 7th grade pic!
Kitteh be takin avantaj ub “pitcher retayke dai.”
Achooly, dis kitteh remin me ub Bearnaykd Laydees song “Grade 9.” Him gots a bloo an redd Adeedus toat an a hyoomunggus bynder an tryn him besst not to bee a miner niner.
That song was my inspiration for the caption!
Well, that and every school picture taken of my two-legger between Grade 4 and Grade 11….
This TOTALLY cracks me up ~~ LOVE it!!
My stepson makes that face for his school picture every freakin’ year. Argh.
Ghehe, freeki cat. I has too mutsh megik musshroums!
hahaha
Dorky cat rides short bus to school
dat l00ks lyke meh grade 7, too haha.
i theenk is vary hansum.
(glompz)
i tink tat picshure iz funneh
?? I don’t see Add To Favorites button…..WANT!!!