Comments on: I nommed sum big burdz befor

By: AngelCat-1339

AngelCat-1339 — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 03:06:32 +0000

That iz 1 bigzors egg…

By: UNOwho

UNOwho — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 00:40:35 +0000

Hallo.yush i wood like waz dat birdie gunna look like?

By: Cellie

Cellie — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 21:56:35 +0000

i wundr wat teh burd wood luk lyke wen it r b hatchd

By: hotdog

hotdog — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 16:16:49 +0000

By: hotdog

hotdog — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 15:56:46 +0000

its a watermelon

By: fail

fail — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 01:40:36 +0000

I am the first to spk English. oops, I faled

By: Amz

Amz — Mon, 05 May 2008 09:23:16 +0000

All dese type cats mind me of Jamee from mythbusterz now

By: dan

dan — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 05:59:35 +0000

weird kitteh

By: jim a

jim a — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:53:17 +0000

sissyfus kitteh is redy to retire

By: tom

tom — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:56:02 +0000

What breed of cat is this?

By: RevWaldo

RevWaldo — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:44:15 +0000

’scool – alyen maik gud mexican omelet – doan need tabasko sauc

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 11:57:38 +0000

Tehn allow mee to extend to yoo mai whyt floofy paw ov frenship, Codeh. Ai thot yoo mite bee noo, but ai doo miss sum thingz, so wun nebber reelee noes.

It seemz yoo will fit ih heer wif us byootifullee. . .”fun” iz ar middle nayme!

By: Codeh

Codeh — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 11:46:38 +0000

ooooo yes, “if u dwink dunt dwive do teh watermelon crawl”

i takz teh dansin neway i can haz it.

By: Codeh

Codeh — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 11:45:33 +0000

teh twystin makez a happee Codeh

I ar alwayz reedin duh powsts but nevar comentin, when i finly duz, i haz a nawt secund. Such gewd frenz here tho, I fink I keep powstin and dansin.

*twsyt twyst* slows it down *twyst twyst* speeds it up *twyst twyst*

By: patticlan

patticlan — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 06:11:38 +0000

don’t know how to make linkie. Tracy Byrd song

google : song watermelon crawl

iz gud dans, Ai tinks

By: patticlan

patticlan — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 06:07:31 +0000

how about “Watermelon crawl”? (country song from a few years ago)

By: Darrkwolff

Darrkwolff — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 04:17:48 +0000

Dat rite! U winz!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 03:59:00 +0000

Oh Darrkwolff – yoo ar pulliing mai leg again!!!

Heer iz gremlin’s original troll list:

” gremlin
13 votes
November 15th, 2007 at 10:15 am
Berry happy to halp!

Wut kinda troll duz yoo hab? De stratijee fur gittin rid ub it mite be diffrent dependin on which tiype yoo gotz.

Lessee. Dere’s
1) Da “dis not funny” troll.
2) Da “don’ do dis wif yor poor kitty!” troll.
3) Da “poyntz takin awai” troll
4) Da “photoshopped!” troll.
5) Da “I hatez yor polittical vyewz an I despizes yor wai ov puttin things” troll.
6) Da “yew tawkz beh-beh tawk; gidda reel lief!” troll.
7) Da “I sawr dis pishoor befoar (inna WalMart/kard shop, on dis site, etc. etc.)” troll.
Da “ebberybuddee alreddee sedded it 10 timex but I’m not gunna reed ennyfing but I’ll post it wun moar time!” troll.

Which wun yoo gotz?”

She did leaf out teh wunburgertroll, so ai call it Troll #9.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 03:46:08 +0000

Oooooh – careful wif those liddle hoofs, kafllen. But fur Codeh, iz gud cause.

Ai think we got distracted bai . . .SHINEEE!!

Dansing nau wif yoo fur Codeh. . .

*twist twist twist twist twist twist twist twerl twerl twerl twisst twist twist* Woooooo Hoooo. An a puff, puff, puff!!!

By: kafleen

kafleen — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 03:37:33 +0000

srry bowt teh BIG delay!!! I works all day, den cum home, den eet, den doo dishes, DEN>>>>>>……Cheezburga time!!!

Hey, yall!! Wutt happunned too all teh dantsurs fur Codeh????

*Twists till littul hoofs fall off*

By: jpet

jpet — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 03:28:27 +0000

Noo Jursee: “Y iz dere a waddurmellon dere?”
Reenoe: “Eye’ll tell yoo laydur.”

By: Josh J

Josh J — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 03:22:15 +0000

kitteh ebul eye!

By: lula_mae

lula_mae — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 01:24:36 +0000

ah ha, thanking u for the explanashuns!

By: McGehee

McGehee — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 01:06:34 +0000

Jamie Kitteh sez, “I get all worked up just looking at it.”

By: teenie

teenie — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 23:47:14 +0000

“no kill Ai” bwahahahahaaaaa wuz teh first episoad uv orijinul star trek dat stuk in mai hed fr more dan 5 minnits. Ai started watchin it wen Ai wuz abowt 2 yeers old. srsly.

By: teenie

teenie — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 23:36:25 +0000

mai dad had a shirt wif dat onnit. also it had behbeh dynosor wif teh sosspan inniz hand abowt 2 hit teh daddee dynosor onna hed. wuz kyoot shirt.

By: Darrkwolff

Darrkwolff — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 22:28:15 +0000

Whuuuuuut? Dis wuz spozed 2 go wif RevWaldo’s kommint.

…oh well….

By: gascat

gascat — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 22:14:33 +0000

no problemo-
der uz go Darrkwolff!

momcat
(slorp- bak inta da goo wif da fumigator)

By: phel

phel — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 21:39:25 +0000

In Soviet Russia, aig has yooo

By: Darrkwolff

Darrkwolff — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 21:35:45 +0000

I fink Jonesy wuz onlee smrt wun on dah ship…

…kud B cuz himz kitteh, ub koars….

By: Darrkwolff

Darrkwolff — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 21:34:54 +0000

I can haz 5 burger troll?

By: Darrkwolff

Darrkwolff — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 21:32:45 +0000

Starchip Trupurrz?

By: Darrkwolff

Darrkwolff — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 21:32:09 +0000

I jess taekz deze kommints over…

…yeah…dat wun 2 eezee…..

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 21:07:14 +0000

a troll is sumone who comes through and does bad things at a site – usully rude of some kind.
Someone here identified 8 kinds ov trolls. I thnk this one was not counted in. This one we call teh “Wunburgertroll” – someone who comes along and votes just 1 burger for each comment regardless of its content.

This might make it look, to the purson who made the comment, that people didn’t like the comment. Which isn’t true at all.

Another common troll is the #6 troll, who pops up occasionally and says things like “why can’t you people speak in plain English instead of trying to be so cute and stupid.”" – Stuff like that.

By: Codeh

Codeh — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 21:01:40 +0000

yes iz mah bery burst nawt-secund! sry for teh deelays, i wuz up erly den gawn awl dey! a sympul danz is gewd for me, and im bery fown of teh twyst

By: RevWaldo

RevWaldo — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 20:56:13 +0000

no jonsey! et bleded molekulah aseed – u daon dare keel et!

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 20:40:39 +0000

I can has jumbo cheezOmelet?

By: Kittey2

Kittey2 — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 20:38:26 +0000

iz treazure egg kittah, more nom nom ‘nseide

By: lula_mae

lula_mae — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 20:29:13 +0000

I has to be readingz sum of the preevious postings and I is to be confuseded; wut is a troll?

By: gascat

gascat — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 20:21:04 +0000

hi derz-
been wurkin on da troll- I goes through lotz n lotz ub timz so I sees whut troll dus-
troll duz wun vote butz it ranges frum 1to 3, iz sorta randomz. Weiz mit hab two trolls, I sees lotz ub wun votez n lots ub range ub votez. Koms out ’bout ebery free hours or so- startz earli (da wun am pictur usualy getz hit hard) seemz to leav ’round 9 pm (tawlkin cheeeseburger time)
troll gets da pictcurs wif no votez on dem. Dat whi I goes fru n gives wun 5 vote to ebery new post. Ifnz post hab two votez n is low, iz wun I went thru n put a 5 vote on

….. iz stinki wurk, but somebudiz gotz to do it…… Iz can be on dirty jobs?

(puts bak on slim replin wetsuit goes bak in wif fumigator ta searc fur trolls)

momcat

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 20:16:13 +0000

kitteh better skram before taht bird sees u thretening its young

By: SmockyCat

SmockyCat — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 20:12:04 +0000

ai likes dat cat. she soh veri prettee. but she luuk disdresd. yu go gurl, juz eets it!

By: moe

moe — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 18:37:24 +0000

yah, cuz if yu doant, yu’re toast

By: yippee!!!

yippee!!! — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 18:29:53 +0000

o marry o. i loves dis!!!

By: eubie

eubie — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 18:08:14 +0000

Ref” Dinosaurs”? old tv show w/behbeh dy no sawher?

By: Edward

Edward — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 17:53:07 +0000

Special Mythbusters: Get Gallagher and we’ll crack this egg.

By: Edward

Edward — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 17:51:31 +0000

I bet this egg doesn’t taste like chicken…

By: Shaungrl

Shaungrl — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 17:45:53 +0000

I walk outside, teh udder day wit new coat w/hood on. Weak sunshine come frum bhind cloud, “hey, dere is roamin gnome shadoes” sez I. Startz to laf, adn once agin stranj lady getz cot walkinz around laffin to herself @ werk. (shakes head)

By: amby

amby — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 17:34:20 +0000

oops, i mean to post dis…

i has a sorry.

By: 6ToedCatsRule

6ToedCatsRule — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 17:33:30 +0000

STAY BAK, floofy kitteh!!!1!! Iz alien face hugr pod, Ripley will save teh day.