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i wunder, does dat crazee egg haz flavor?
menny congrats, Codeh! have a crazee gud time dancing. I go sweep now. zzzzzzzzzz.
Kitteh ponders whut must be a Mothra egg……commends hyoomans for taking eggs from kreature’s nest and eating them raw (and Mothra be DOMESTICATED now???!?).
Hey! Iss diss ur furst furst??
*pondurrs* I not noe ub a huge egg or waturmellon dants. Wutt kind ub dants u wants, Codeh?
*jigguls anticipatedlee*
yes iz mah bery burst nawt-secund! sry for teh deelays, i wuz up erly den gawn awl dey! a sympul danz is gewd for me, and im bery fown of teh twyst
srry bowt teh BIG delay!!! I works all day, den cum home, den eet, den doo dishes, DEN>>>>>>……Cheezburga time!!!
Hey, yall!! Wutt happunned too all teh dantsurs fur Codeh????
*Twists till littul hoofs fall off*
Oooooh – careful wif those liddle hoofs, kafllen. But fur Codeh, iz gud cause.
Ai think we got distracted bai . . .SHINEEE!!
Dansing nau wif yoo fur Codeh. . .
*twist twist twist twist twist twist twist twerl twerl twerl twisst twist twist* Woooooo Hoooo. An a puff, puff, puff!!!
teh twystin makez a happee Codeh
I ar alwayz reedin duh powsts but nevar comentin, when i finly duz, i haz a nawt secund. Such gewd frenz here tho, I fink I keep powstin and dansin.
*twsyt twyst* slows it down *twyst twyst* speeds it up *twyst twyst*
Tehn allow mee to extend to yoo mai whyt floofy paw ov frenship, Codeh. Ai thot yoo mite bee noo, but ai doo miss sum thingz, so wun nebber reelee noes.
It seemz yoo will fit ih heer wif us byootifullee. . .”fun” iz ar middle nayme!
how about “Watermelon crawl”? (country song from a few years ago)
don’t know how to make linkie. Tracy Byrd song
google : song watermelon crawl
iz gud dans, Ai tinks
ooooo yes, “if u dwink dunt dwive do teh watermelon crawl”
i takz teh dansin neway i can haz it.
its a watermelon
hi
no yoke, son.
Der no egg-skyoos fur dat.
It chust ain’t whyte
I am just a shell of teh kitteh I used to be. Maybee I need to be more hard boyled.
Eek! I feelz fried! O_o
mah bwains be scwambulled – taht luks eggsaklee lyke teh layke egg. Iz a yoke, wite?
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/22/funny-pictures-sisyphus-cat-tries-again/
You all need to look to the sunny side of life, ya know?
yah, cuz if yu doant, yu’re toast
I jess taekz deze kommints over…
…yeah…dat wun 2 eezee…..
I can has green egg and ham?
iz mellon bird.
tasts lik cheeken.
Just nom it.
i 8 it alreddy. 1rst nomit, den ate it, nomi-nate it.
*hides face under bed covers*
I nomed it. I ated it. I nomedated it.
*hydes fase under blankets*
Jus sae NOM
Kitteh iz trying to uze telepathee to welcome teh stranjerz in a stranj land.
“ugley bagz ob mostly watder…”
Star Trek TNG ref FTW!
awlso Heinlein FTW!
Starchip Trupurrz?
everbuddy wantz 2 bee green dees dayz.
i can haz merry-indians?
they’re longy-tubes.
Iz no egg, kitteh. Iz fruit! Dis be major pleh fur kittehs. Manfred & Ayla awlways beg fur pees den turn up der noeses at teh stuff!
doncha hade it wen dey doo dat?!!
dinner seenario:
pleeeeezepleeeeeeezepleeeeeeeeze gimmegimmegimme!
pleh. not want.
wut elze yyoo gots?
iz flavvor lik plants.
is plants.
the plants: they tell hurr things?
the plants: they tell U things?
Kitteh is a littul bit melon-collie.
iza melon-kitteh?
troll-lyke voting detekted!
troll is attacking just mii here—i fink it is a cheez-unfrend—naught berry nyce, akshooly.
how duz wun detekt trollz? Izzit thousands uv votes all uv a suddens?
Thowsandz of single cheezberger votez. Is vary meen to steel teh burgerz.
aha, thankz yuz. iz verry mean.
CALLING CCC wif Fyumi Gator- STAT
ebbrybuddy puts on dere Scents ob Humors fur protekshun.
wut yoo mean, yoo cant findyurs? Here, let me spritz you wif mine
* * * *
o marry o. i loves dis!!!
the troll votz, dey haz a pattern.
2 votes = 3 burgers
3 votes = 3.5 burgers
4 votes = 4 burgers
etc.
Iz cuz teh trollz ads wun burger, an mos peeps giv 5 burgers, so 2 votes is 5+1, den divide by 2.
Wen you seez the page full of these numbers, is sign of troll-like voting.
OK, class dismissed.
[takes off geek hat]
PS has n-e-buddy eber hurd frum one ob teh trollz? heard why they duz it?
pb – doo yoo have a reel geek hat liek Maus’s hat? Teh wun wif the liddle propeller awn it?
Teh wunburger trollz are silent but dedlee. Tehy never speek – we can awnlee smell them.
An – incidentallee – tehy ar going bak to teh older pikshoors an doing teh same thing – rampaging through enire pages wif their durtee liddle . . .whatevers.
But we know hoo we ar an waht we think ov eech otter. Teh onlee thing to do iz ignore tehm compleetly – an purrhaps rejoice taht we are happeh an be sorree taht tehy ar condemned to leed such mizerabul liddle pathetic lives.
taanks everebuddee. dat kleers up trollish patternz fer me!1!
Used to playa game, we calld trollz “snerts” and they’d go awai if u called thems “junior”
dunno why, it just pissd em off.
Hai JCH4K. I don’t know for sure if mai geek hat is teh same as Maus’s, but probly very similar. Wen I first herd him puts on teh hat and say sumfing, I knowed EXACTLY what [s]he ment by teh hat, and teh whirly propeller, and everything.
We haz them so dat wen odder people cums to parties, they can see immediachly who teh most fun peoples are, an find us right away. Right?
Oh yes, ’tis verree troo. He hoo warez teh liddle hat – teh “GH(wPoi) iz an instant chik magnet!!
hi derz-
been wurkin on da troll- I goes through lotz n lotz ub timz so I sees whut troll dus-
troll duz wun vote butz it ranges frum 1to 3, iz sorta randomz. Weiz mit hab two trolls, I sees lotz ub wun votez n lots ub range ub votez. Koms out ’bout ebery free hours or so- startz earli (da wun am pictur usualy getz hit hard) seemz to leav ’round 9 pm (tawlkin cheeeseburger time)
troll gets da pictcurs wif no votez on dem. Dat whi I goes fru n gives wun 5 vote to ebery new post. Ifnz post hab two votez n is low, iz wun I went thru n put a 5 vote on
….. iz stinki wurk, but somebudiz gotz to do it…… Iz can be on dirty jobs?
(puts bak on slim replin wetsuit goes bak in wif fumigator ta searc fur trolls)
momcat
Janst is rite, yippee!!!
We lubbs yew an voates yew teh burgers
Yippie iz rite – ai wuz heer much eelier an waz cleelee targeted voatz at hur.
Taht happened to mee sum time ago – everything ai said – low burgher voats. Sj offered to leed ebreewun out wif torches an pitchforks to find teh uglee troll – and tehn lolcatburgler suggested taht ai shud uze mai pitchfork fur an umbrella!!!
Which ai hav dun eversince – an it werkz reelee well.
Deer yippie!!! – ai will loan yoo umbrellaptichfork fur as long as yoo need it. An – just ignore teh troll. We will nawt tolerate such rood behaviour and will voat yoo bak up – so just pay it no mind wahtsoever.
Yeah. What she said.
I not beez a troll. Mee don commint veriees muches but I sinceres person and lubs U allz. I allays readz allla commintz thoughz. Justz in cases ther mite be som whoz doesn’tz reco, recniz, memberz me’z
I goes bedz now, tis 4-30 am onz a Monzdayz and Big Tomkat hazta goze in da hosipiddle tomorrows forz the surg3ery. Little Tomkat stayz home a me soaz I notz getz 2 loneliez. Bai and blessingz to youse all. nite nite
Hopz all is well wif the surgry. Nawt sur if thiz is peeps or kittehs but, best hopes ether wai. Caro
hay! itz teh sisse….puss kitteh’s stoan frum a few pix ago. he fienlee rolld it all teh wai up teh hill! yay!
iz notized dat bof kittehs has teh big, furree brushtalez round teh watturmelolons . mayhaps dey knoes sumfing we dont!1!!1!
It’s the traveling Watermelon…after the seaside vacation.
“Hi! We met, and you said come on by ANYTIME I’m in the area…Here I am”
Kitteh stares long and hard….”That was probably Tony. I’m Herbert”
sissyfus kitteh is redy to retire
kitteh gettin reddy 2 help Mario win big wattermellon contests.
Mai angel-kitteh Rumpelteazer lurved deh mellons for nomnomnom. I had mellon n prosshu….prosku..italian ham and thot she wuz beggin fer ham but she wanted der mellon! An watch out wen pummkins karvin time cums round cuz she steelz de kutowt peeses.
the comments are just as funny- I love the I can haz green eggz and ham one – hilarious.
I dont’ remember eatin’ dat.
Hello friend from Ork.
Nah-noo nah-noo!
I maded frunt page! Woo hoo! I must celabrayt with big green ahmlet.
concrashubalashuns!!
Hai tomkitthe – an beeg congraumalashuns awn the wunnerful day. We noez how hard it iz to hav this grate honor – but yoo did it wif yur reelee gud capshun.
YAAAAAAY!!! fur tomkitteh!!
Wow, great kitteh… Love his grumpy looking face…
Kitteh sai:
Ai wayt. See whut hatches owt.
Iz maybee dinysoar?
Nawt teh mawmah!
Ref” Dinosaurs”? old tv show w/behbeh dy no sawher?
Dat rite! U winz!
mai dad had a shirt wif dat onnit. also it had behbeh dynosor wif teh sosspan inniz hand abowt 2 hit teh daddee dynosor onna hed. wuz kyoot shirt.
Sissypuss Cat delivured dis. . . he sais is fud. . . I nawt so shoor.
Sizypuss Cat was grate . . . uze guyz iz awl grate actully . . . I so much njoyd all teh commentz on “Messiah Cat teh early years”. Dis grup of peeplz is so brite an intelli– intol– smart, and caring, an open to everybodyz off-teh-wall thotz. An awl together yu haz a wikid sens of humor! I wuz liking Messiah Cat, but rly puzzeld by teh watermelon-floating-off-again comment, an then I skrold wun piksure bak an fowned Sizypuss! I fink I skared my kittehs, I laffed so lowd! So this lolpic, I thot of Sizypuss rite awai.
You mite wan to see teh sekund pik on dis page:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/08/11/
I maked refruns to dat wun to
It’z da Graet Waturmelan!
..Oh waet, dis nawt Halaween…
is erleee Eester egg.
Runz away kitteh.
No one can hearz you scream in space.
But dah lil krittur jess wantz a hug!
…wate…on mah fase….? O_o
DO NOT WANT!
Ut oh. Fink a pod kitteh iz in dere.
Beeg green aig wuz nawt
heer yessturrday. How didz it
windz up awn t3h poarch?
Kitteh didz nawt heer
jynoarmuss bird. Mebbee it
fell frum Owtta Spayss?
Kitteh heerz strayjj voyss.
Wut duz ‘Me Hoarta… No Kill
I” meen?… Verreh weerd
Nawt enuff Ham in
t3h Wurlld 2 maykz dat grayt beeg
aig tayst deelishus!
Jack.
*sigh* Puuurrrrrrrrrfekshun itzelf.
HAHAHAHAHA -hoarta! StarTrek adn JackDeth powetree- purrrfekt!
itz guud enuf to kure my kode in my hed.
“no kill Ai” bwahahahahaaaaa wuz teh first episoad uv orijinul star trek dat stuk in mai hed fr more dan 5 minnits. Ai started watchin it wen Ai wuz abowt 2 yeers old. srsly.
doz not knowz who posted dis one, but also had a funny:
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v99/lilistrana/greenkittehu128446686532415000.jpg[/IMG]
“Master, I’ve traveled hills and dales, drank gallons of green tea, and lived a life of quiet contemplation…what is the secret of life?”
“One moment please”…
snicker, snicker….hey Harry, HARRY! One of yer nut jobs is here
Kitteh realizez travellin melon is like roaming gnome. Never knowz where it wull turn up next.
I walk outside, teh udder day wit new coat w/hood on. Weak sunshine come frum bhind cloud, “hey, dere is roamin gnome shadoes” sez I. Startz to laf, adn once agin stranj lady getz cot walkinz around laffin to herself @ werk. (shakes head)
STAY BAK, floofy kitteh!!!1!! Iz alien face hugr pod, Ripley will save teh day.
oops, i mean to post dis…
i has a sorry.
I bet this egg doesn’t taste like chicken…
Special Mythbusters: Get Gallagher and we’ll crack this egg.
Jamie Kitteh sez, “I get all worked up just looking at it.”
ai likes dat cat. she soh veri prettee. but she luuk disdresd. yu go gurl, juz eets it!
kitteh better skram before taht bird sees u thretening its young
I has to be readingz sum of the preevious postings and I is to be confuseded; wut is a troll?
a troll is sumone who comes through and does bad things at a site – usully rude of some kind.
Someone here identified 8 kinds ov trolls. I thnk this one was not counted in. This one we call teh “Wunburgertroll” – someone who comes along and votes just 1 burger for each comment regardless of its content.
This might make it look, to the purson who made the comment, that people didn’t like the comment. Which isn’t true at all.
Another common troll is the #6 troll, who pops up occasionally and says things like “why can’t you people speak in plain English instead of trying to be so cute and stupid.”" – Stuff like that.
I can haz 5 burger troll?
no problemo-
der uz go Darrkwolff!
momcat
(slorp- bak inta da goo wif da fumigator)
Oh Darrkwolff – yoo ar pulliing mai leg again!!!
Heer iz gremlin’s original troll list:
” gremlin
13 votes
November 15th, 2007 at 10:15 am
Berry happy to halp!
Wut kinda troll duz yoo hab? De stratijee fur gittin rid ub it mite be diffrent dependin on which tiype yoo gotz.
Lessee. Dere’s
1) Da “dis not funny” troll.
2) Da “don’ do dis wif yor poor kitty!” troll.
3) Da “poyntz takin awai” troll
4) Da “photoshopped!” troll.
5) Da “I hatez yor polittical vyewz an I despizes yor wai ov puttin things” troll.
6) Da “yew tawkz beh-beh tawk; gidda reel lief!” troll.
7) Da “I sawr dis pishoor befoar (inna WalMart/kard shop, on dis site, etc. etc.)” troll.
Da “ebberybuddee alreddee sedded it 10 timex but I’m not gunna reed ennyfing but I’ll post it wun moar time!” troll.
Which wun yoo gotz?”
She did leaf out teh wunburgertroll, so ai call it Troll #9.
ah ha, thanking u for the explanashuns!
iz treazure egg kittah, more nom nom ‘nseide
I can has jumbo cheezOmelet?
I fink Jonesy wuz onlee smrt wun on dah ship…
…kud B cuz himz kitteh, ub koars….
Whuuuuuut? Dis wuz spozed 2 go wif RevWaldo’s kommint.
…oh well….
’scool – alyen maik gud mexican omelet – doan need tabasko sauc
no jonsey! et bleded molekulah aseed – u daon dare keel et!
In Soviet Russia, aig has yooo
kitteh ebul eye!
Noo Jursee: “Y iz dere a waddurmellon dere?”
Reenoe: “Eye’ll tell yoo laydur.”
What breed of cat is this?
weird kitteh
All dese type cats mind me of Jamee from mythbusterz now
I am the first to spk English. oops, I faled
i wundr wat teh burd wood luk lyke wen it r b hatchd
Hallo.yush i wood like waz dat birdie gunna look like?
That iz 1 bigzors egg…