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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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i wunder, does dat crazee egg haz flavor?
menny congrats, Codeh! have a crazee gud time dancing. I go sweep now. zzzzzzzzzz.
Kitteh ponders whut must be a Mothra egg……commends hyoomans for taking eggs from kreature’s nest and eating them raw (and Mothra be DOMESTICATED now???!?).
Hey! Iss diss ur furst furst??
*pondurrs* I not noe ub a huge egg or waturmellon dants. Wutt kind ub dants u wants, Codeh?
*jigguls anticipatedlee*
yes iz mah bery burst nawt-secund! sry for teh deelays, i wuz up erly den gawn awl dey! a sympul danz is gewd for me, and im bery fown of teh twyst
srry bowt teh BIG delay!!! I works all day, den cum home, den eet, den doo dishes, DEN>>>>>>……Cheezburga time!!!
Hey, yall!! Wutt happunned too all teh dantsurs fur Codeh????
*Twists till littul hoofs fall off*
Oooooh - careful wif those liddle hoofs, kafllen. But fur Codeh, iz gud cause.
Ai think we got distracted bai . . .SHINEEE!!
Dansing nau wif yoo fur Codeh. . .
*twist twist twist twist twist twist twist twerl twerl twerl twisst twist twist* Woooooo Hoooo. An a puff, puff, puff!!!
teh twystin makez a happee Codeh
I ar alwayz reedin duh powsts but nevar comentin, when i finly duz, i haz a nawt secund. Such gewd frenz here tho, I fink I keep powstin and dansin.
*twsyt twyst* slows it down *twyst twyst* speeds it up *twyst twyst*
Tehn allow mee to extend to yoo mai whyt floofy paw ov frenship, Codeh. Ai thot yoo mite bee noo, but ai doo miss sum thingz, so wun nebber reelee noes.
It seemz yoo will fit ih heer wif us byootifullee. . .”fun” iz ar middle nayme!
how about “Watermelon crawl”? (country song from a few years ago)
don’t know how to make linkie. Tracy Byrd song
google : song watermelon crawl
iz gud dans, Ai tinks
ooooo yes, “if u dwink dunt dwive do teh watermelon crawl”
i takz teh dansin neway i can haz it.
its a watermelon
hi
no yoke, son.
Der no egg-skyoos fur dat.
It chust ain’t whyte
I am just a shell of teh kitteh I used to be. Maybee I need to be more hard boyled.
Eek! I feelz fried! O_o
mah bwains be scwambulled - taht luks eggsaklee lyke teh layke egg. Iz a yoke, wite?
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/22/funny-pictures-sisyphus-cat-tries-again/
You all need to look to the sunny side of life, ya know?
yah, cuz if yu doant, yu’re toast
I jess taekz deze kommints over…
…yeah…dat wun 2 eezee…..
I can has green egg and ham?
iz mellon bird.
tasts lik cheeken.
Just nom it.
i 8 it alreddy. 1rst nomit, den ate it, nomi-nate it.
*hides face under bed covers*
I nomed it. I ated it. I nomedated it.
*hydes fase under blankets*
Jus sae NOM
Kitteh iz trying to uze telepathee to welcome teh stranjerz in a stranj land.
“ugley bagz ob mostly watder…”
Star Trek TNG ref FTW!
awlso Heinlein FTW!
Starchip Trupurrz?
everbuddy wantz 2 bee green dees dayz.
i can haz merry-indians?
they’re longy-tubes.
Iz no egg, kitteh. Iz fruit! Dis be major pleh fur kittehs. Manfred & Ayla awlways beg fur pees den turn up der noeses at teh stuff!
doncha hade it wen dey doo dat?!!
dinner seenario:
pleeeeezepleeeeeeezepleeeeeeeeze gimmegimmegimme!
pleh. not want.
wut elze yyoo gots?
iz flavvor lik plants.
is plants.
the plants: they tell hurr things?
the plants: they tell U things?
Kitteh is a littul bit melon-collie.
iza melon-kitteh?
troll-lyke voting detekted!
troll is attacking just mii here—i fink it is a cheez-unfrend—naught berry nyce, akshooly.
how duz wun detekt trollz? Izzit thousands uv votes all uv a suddens?
Thowsandz of single cheezberger votez. Is vary meen to steel teh burgerz.
aha, thankz yuz. iz verry mean.
CALLING CCC wif Fyumi Gator- STAT
ebbrybuddy puts on dere Scents ob Humors fur protekshun.
wut yoo mean, yoo cant findyurs? Here, let me spritz you wif mine
* * * *
o marry o. i loves dis!!!
the troll votz, dey haz a pattern.
2 votes = 3 burgers
3 votes = 3.5 burgers
4 votes = 4 burgers
etc.
Iz cuz teh trollz ads wun burger, an mos peeps giv 5 burgers, so 2 votes is 5+1, den divide by 2.
Wen you seez the page full of these numbers, is sign of troll-like voting.
OK, class dismissed.
[takes off geek hat]
PS has n-e-buddy eber hurd frum one ob teh trollz? heard why they duz it?
pb - doo yoo have a reel geek hat liek Maus’s hat? Teh wun wif the liddle propeller awn it?
Teh wunburger trollz are silent but dedlee. Tehy never speek - we can awnlee smell them.
An - incidentallee - tehy ar going bak to teh older pikshoors an doing teh same thing - rampaging through enire pages wif their durtee liddle . . .whatevers.
But we know hoo we ar an waht we think ov eech otter. Teh onlee thing to do iz ignore tehm compleetly - an purrhaps rejoice taht we are happeh an be sorree taht tehy ar condemned to leed such mizerabul liddle pathetic lives.
taanks everebuddee. dat kleers up trollish patternz fer me!1!
Used to playa game, we calld trollz “snerts” and they’d go awai if u called thems “junior”
dunno why, it just pissd em off.
Hai JCH4K. I don’t know for sure if mai geek hat is teh same as Maus’s, but probly very similar. Wen I first herd him puts on teh hat and say sumfing, I knowed EXACTLY what [s]he ment by teh hat, and teh whirly propeller, and everything.
We haz them so dat wen odder people cums to parties, they can see immediachly who teh most fun peoples are, an find us right away. Right?
Oh yes, ’tis verree troo. He hoo warez teh liddle hat - teh “GH(wPoi) iz an instant chik magnet!!
hi derz-
been wurkin on da troll- I goes through lotz n lotz ub timz so I sees whut troll dus-
troll duz wun vote butz it ranges frum 1to 3, iz sorta randomz. Weiz mit hab two trolls, I sees lotz ub wun votez n lots ub range ub votez. Koms out ’bout ebery free hours or so- startz earli (da wun am pictur usualy getz hit hard) seemz to leav ’round 9 pm (tawlkin cheeeseburger time)
troll gets da pictcurs wif no votez on dem. Dat whi I goes fru n gives wun 5 vote to ebery new post. Ifnz post hab two votez n is low, iz wun I went thru n put a 5 vote on
….. iz stinki wurk, but somebudiz gotz to do it…… Iz can be on dirty jobs?
(puts bak on slim replin wetsuit goes bak in wif fumigator ta searc fur trolls)
momcat
Janst is rite, yippee!!!
We lubbs yew an voates yew teh burgers
Yippie iz rite - ai wuz heer much eelier an waz cleelee targeted voatz at hur.
Taht happened to mee sum time ago - everything ai said - low burgher voats. Sj offered to leed ebreewun out wif torches an pitchforks to find teh uglee troll - and tehn lolcatburgler suggested taht ai shud uze mai pitchfork fur an umbrella!!!
Which ai hav dun eversince - an it werkz reelee well.
Deer yippie!!! - ai will loan yoo umbrellaptichfork fur as long as yoo need it. An - just ignore teh troll. We will nawt tolerate such rood behaviour and will voat yoo bak up - so just pay it no mind wahtsoever.
Yeah. What she said.
I not beez a troll. Mee don commint veriees muches but I sinceres person and lubs U allz. I allays readz allla commintz thoughz. Justz in cases ther mite be som whoz doesn’tz reco, recniz, memberz me’z
I goes bedz now, tis 4-30 am onz a Monzdayz and Big Tomkat hazta goze in da hosipiddle tomorrows forz the surg3ery. Little Tomkat stayz home a me soaz I notz getz 2 loneliez. Bai and blessingz to youse all. nite nite
Hopz all is well wif the surgry. Nawt sur if thiz is peeps or kittehs but, best hopes ether wai. Caro