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I nommed sum big burdz befor

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but thet egg freekz me out

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

Codeh

i wunder, does dat crazee egg haz flavor?

yippee!!!

menny congrats, Codeh! have a crazee gud time dancing. I go sweep now. zzzzzzzzzz.

 
Cookie's human

Kitteh ponders whut must be a Mothra egg……commends hyoomans for taking eggs from kreature’s nest and eating them raw (and Mothra be DOMESTICATED now???!?).

 
kafleen

Hey! Iss diss ur furst furst?? :D

*pondurrs* I not noe ub a huge egg or waturmellon dants. Wutt kind ub dants u wants, Codeh?

*jigguls anticipatedlee*

Codeh

yes iz mah bery burst nawt-secund! sry for teh deelays, i wuz up erly den gawn awl dey! a sympul danz is gewd for me, and im bery fown of teh twyst

kafleen

srry bowt teh BIG delay!!! I works all day, den cum home, den eet, den doo dishes, DEN>>>>>>……Cheezburga time!!!

Hey, yall!! Wutt happunned too all teh dantsurs fur Codeh????

*Twists till littul hoofs fall off*

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Oooooh - careful wif those liddle hoofs, kafllen. But fur Codeh, iz gud cause.

Ai think we got distracted bai . . .SHINEEE!!

Dansing nau wif yoo fur Codeh. . .

*twist twist twist twist twist twist twist twerl twerl twerl twisst twist twist* Woooooo Hoooo. An a puff, puff, puff!!!

Codeh

teh twystin makez a happee Codeh :)

I ar alwayz reedin duh powsts but nevar comentin, when i finly duz, i haz a nawt secund. Such gewd frenz here tho, I fink I keep powstin and dansin.

*twsyt twyst* slows it down *twyst twyst* speeds it up *twyst twyst*

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Tehn allow mee to extend to yoo mai whyt floofy paw ov frenship, Codeh. Ai thot yoo mite bee noo, but ai doo miss sum thingz, so wun nebber reelee noes.

It seemz yoo will fit ih heer wif us byootifullee. . .”fun” iz ar middle nayme!

 
 
 
 
patticlan

how about “Watermelon crawl”? (country song from a few years ago)

patticlan

don’t know how to make linkie. Tracy Byrd song

google : song watermelon crawl

iz gud dans, Ai tinks

Codeh

ooooo yes, “if u dwink dunt dwive do teh watermelon crawl”

i takz teh dansin neway i can haz it. :)

 
 
 
 
 
 
Darrkwolff

Der no egg-skyoos fur dat. ;)

handikat

It chust ain’t whyte

Daisy the Curly Cat

I am just a shell of teh kitteh I used to be. Maybee I need to be more hard boyled.

Darrkwolff

Eek! I feelz fried! O_o

cSmall

mah bwains be scwambulled - taht luks eggsaklee lyke teh layke egg. Iz a yoke, wite?

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/22/funny-pictures-sisyphus-cat-tries-again/

 
leaf

You all need to look to the sunny side of life, ya know?

 
moe

yah, cuz if yu doant, yu’re toast

 
Darrkwolff

I jess taekz deze kommints over…

…yeah…dat wun 2 eezee….. ;)

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
luke

iz mellon bird.
tasts lik cheeken.

 
kikay

i 8 it alreddy. 1rst nomit, den ate it, nomi-nate it.

*hides face under bed covers*

 
yippee!!!

I nomed it. I ated it. I nomedated it.

*hydes fase under blankets*

 
 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Kitteh iz trying to uze telepathee to welcome teh stranjerz in a stranj land.

yippee!!!

“ugley bagz ob mostly watder…”

Darrkwolff

Star Trek TNG ref FTW! :D

 
 
 
 
kitkay

everbuddy wantz 2 bee green dees dayz.

 
kitkay

i can haz merry-indians?

yippee!!!

they’re longy-tubes.

 
 
ManfredMom

Iz no egg, kitteh. Iz fruit! Dis be major pleh fur kittehs. Manfred & Ayla awlways beg fur pees den turn up der noeses at teh stuff!

mary O'Spockn

doncha hade it wen dey doo dat?!!
dinner seenario:

pleeeeezepleeeeeeezepleeeeeeeeze gimmegimmegimme!

pleh. not want.

wut elze yyoo gots?

 
 
luke

iz flavvor lik plants.
is plants.

kikay

the plants: they tell hurr things?

 
yippee!!!

the plants: they tell U things?

 
 
 
yippee!!!

troll-lyke voting detekted!

yippee!!!

troll is attacking just mii here—i fink it is a cheez-unfrend—naught berry nyce, akshooly.

mugglemary

how duz wun detekt trollz? Izzit thousands uv votes all uv a suddens?

Daisy the Curly Cat

Thowsandz of single cheezberger votez. Is vary meen to steel teh burgerz.

mugglemary

aha, thankz yuz. iz verry mean.

 
mary O'Spockn

CALLING CCC wif Fyumi Gator- STAT

ebbrybuddy puts on dere Scents ob Humors fur protekshun.

wut yoo mean, yoo cant findyurs? Here, let me spritz you wif mine

* * * *

 
yippee!!!

o marry o. i loves dis!!!

 
 
pb

the troll votz, dey haz a pattern.
2 votes = 3 burgers
3 votes = 3.5 burgers
4 votes = 4 burgers
etc.
Iz cuz teh trollz ads wun burger, an mos peeps giv 5 burgers, so 2 votes is 5+1, den divide by 2.

Wen you seez the page full of these numbers, is sign of troll-like voting.

OK, class dismissed.
[takes off geek hat]

PS has n-e-buddy eber hurd frum one ob teh trollz? heard why they duz it?

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

pb - doo yoo have a reel geek hat liek Maus’s hat? Teh wun wif the liddle propeller awn it?

Teh wunburger trollz are silent but dedlee. Tehy never speek - we can awnlee smell them.

An - incidentallee - tehy ar going bak to teh older pikshoors an doing teh same thing - rampaging through enire pages wif their durtee liddle . . .whatevers.

But we know hoo we ar an waht we think ov eech otter. Teh onlee thing to do iz ignore tehm compleetly - an purrhaps rejoice taht we are happeh an be sorree taht tehy ar condemned to leed such mizerabul liddle pathetic lives.

 
mugglemary

taanks everebuddee. dat kleers up trollish patternz fer me!1!
Used to playa game, we calld trollz “snerts” and they’d go awai if u called thems “junior”
dunno why, it just pissd em off.

 
pb

Hai JCH4K. I don’t know for sure if mai geek hat is teh same as Maus’s, but probly very similar. Wen I first herd him puts on teh hat and say sumfing, I knowed EXACTLY what [s]he ment by teh hat, and teh whirly propeller, and everything.

We haz them so dat wen odder people cums to parties, they can see immediachly who teh most fun peoples are, an find us right away. Right?

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Oh yes, ’tis verree troo. He hoo warez teh liddle hat - teh “GH(wPoi) iz an instant chik magnet!! :D

 
gascat

hi derz-
been wurkin on da troll- I goes through lotz n lotz ub timz so I sees whut troll dus-
troll duz wun vote butz it ranges frum 1to 3, iz sorta randomz. Weiz mit hab two trolls, I sees lotz ub wun votez n lots ub range ub votez. Koms out ’bout ebery free hours or so- startz earli (da wun am pictur usualy getz hit hard) seemz to leav ’round 9 pm (tawlkin cheeeseburger time)
troll gets da pictcurs wif no votez on dem. Dat whi I goes fru n gives wun 5 vote to ebery new post. Ifnz post hab two votez n is low, iz wun I went thru n put a 5 vote on

….. iz stinki wurk, but somebudiz gotz to do it…… Iz can be on dirty jobs?

(puts bak on slim replin wetsuit goes bak in wif fumigator ta searc fur trolls)

momcat

 
 
 
handikat

Janst is rite, yippee!!!

We lubbs yew an voates yew teh burgers :-)

 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Yippie iz rite - ai wuz heer much eelier an waz cleelee targeted voatz at hur.

Taht happened to mee sum time ago - everything ai said - low burgher voats. Sj offered to leed ebreewun out wif torches an pitchforks to find teh uglee troll - and tehn lolcatburgler suggested taht ai shud uze mai pitchfork fur an umbrella!!!

Which ai hav dun eversince - an it werkz reelee well.

Deer yippie!!! - ai will loan yoo umbrellaptichfork fur as long as yoo need it. An - just ignore teh troll. We will nawt tolerate such rood behaviour and will voat yoo bak up - so just pay it no mind wahtsoever.

 
Squidge

I not beez a troll. Mee don commint veriees muches but I sinceres person and lubs U allz. I allays readz allla commintz thoughz. Justz in cases ther mite be som whoz doesn’tz reco, recniz, memberz me’z

Squidge

I goes bedz now, tis 4-30 am onz a Monzdayz and Big Tomkat hazta goze in da hosipiddle tomorrows forz the surg3ery. Little Tomkat stayz home a me soaz I notz getz 2 loneliez. Bai and blessingz to youse all. nite nite

carosue

Hopz all is well wif the surgry. Nawt sur if thiz is peeps or kittehs but, best hopes ether wai. Caro