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halp me obwun kan o peas
hooray fur yur nawt sekond!
Grate capshun!
do i heres star war cantina moosic in da backgrund?
yup, Cantina myusiic!
purrfekt
(but no shooten teh Greedoh, ‘k? tek it owt syde…)
Han shooted nawt-second!
I agrees!
politikul korectness - DO NOT WANT!
akshully, i sed “tek id owtside” to avoyd teh mess…
In da “extra speshul pay me more monies digital enhanced”vershun, dey changd it, an had Greedo shoot fursty. So dat it look like dere was reeson fer Han to kill hims, an makee Han luk like nise person.
But orijinully, Han DID shoot fursty, becuz he iz NOT a nise persun - yet.
I tink dis chanj is a kopowt, so I do not want.
I wuz eleben wen dis came owt, so it is inportant an relevent to mai interests.
fanks!
zski - yoo ar soooooo rite. ai dint laik taht either. An nau we awl see waht yoo meen - ment. Ai, too, thot it waz an impurrtant charakter development fur Han taht he chanj frum this NOT nise purrson to a niser purrson. He cud nebber bee TOTALLEE nice - becuz. . .OK - ai sayz it.
Gurlz - traydishunallee - ar sposed to fawl fur the “bad boiz.” Tehy hav an inexpicabul fascinashun. An Han, heer in Star Warz, iz teh “bad boi,” so ov corse ultra-nice Leah must fawl in luv wif him. An nawt Luke - hoo iz gud. Even tho it wuz reelee Luke hoo reskyewed hur an nawt Han.
So - Han can (must) become nicer - but awnlee “er.” Must retayn “bad boi” edge.
ha,i zski
extra speshul pay me more monies digital vershun
i despize teh violinz 2
jest jazzy Modal Nodes tunes fur us
HOKAY - let us awl just drop down below and danse with deer sweet Romeow fur mary O’
(an Greedo wuz just about to shoot Han - an it DID maek a mess. mary haz enuf to doo hunting down teh trollz wifout havin to be cleenin up messes.)
MaryO, Yeah!!!
*wiggle wiggle stomp stomp*
*shimmy glyde shimmy slyde*
*hop skip jump spinnnnnn*
Happeh Nawt Second!
whoa, hao duz yoo do dat????
*hop skip jump spinnnnnnnnnnnnnspolp*:oops:
romeow’s danz, i’m nawt doin ti rite!
lookz like i useded up my smilesys allowance, adn teh oops din’t wurk. i knewed i wented obber budjit.
Mary - ai had to lern this teh hard way, too!!! You must maek shur taht there is at leest wun spayce between teh colon an whatever came before - or after it . so(space)
(spayce)next werd.
hey, Teho showded me hao to findz teh rollleee eyes- ledme tryit.
Congrats Mayree!
Ai can has liddul storee 4 joo wich ail tell as ai danssing, k :
Ai diddnt hav enne candeecanes this yeer at Chrismuss so cuddnt trai joor hawt choklit wif teh candy mint stirrer. (*danss, danss, shimee.*) Tehn teh odder dai ai saw sum on sale in town and thot “Gudee!”. (*Caper, caper, pranss*)
So ai put them in mai baskit and went to teh till. (*Danss, puff, puff*) Teh liddul gurl at teh till sayd “Oh themz are cheep” (but in English *Danss, danss, shimee*) an ai, eeger to spred teh gud news sayd “O aise goin to use them 4 a stirrer in hawt choklit. ( in English agen, danss puff*) and did a liddul mime, sort ov, cos she was lukin blank.
Then she lukked at me VERREE strangelee and sayd
“Well, AIVE NEVVAH HEERD OV THAT B4![wiv xtra humph!] and stormed awff! Ai felt liek ai been cawt suggestin sumfin immoral wiv small furries! Still goin to tryit tho. Teh choklit, that is.
*Danss, danss, puff, keel ovah*
as soon as ai stop laffing, ai will halp yoo up!!!!
*fiev minutez later*
Ok - heer iz mai lufflee furree whyte paw - ai pullz yoo up!!!
Nau - she did WHAT!!!!!??? Ar yoo shur yoo said eet in English? Purrhaps yoo shud hav given Skawtish a trai - purrhapz soundz bedder then!!!!
“wif extra humph” !!!1!!1
Hau do yoo STAND eet - everr day living amongzt such funnee peepl????
An enewy - wai ar yoo up so urlee? Oar purrhaps yoo just had to get up to trai out teh hawt choklit. Hmmmm - we hav hawt choklit heer - AND candee canez left over frum Krissmus. An ai hav nawt traied it yet. Think ai will doo taht just befor going to bed - fairlee soon!!
hai, annyluvsprintie!
hunh. i yam teh flummoxed.
hopes dey dont ban yew frum teh stoar or sumfin….you dont spose it’s sum sortuv seekret sighn sum ebildoers use in voodoo or sumfin???
10 yard penaltee fur illicit holdin uv candee cayne
Happeh happeh nawt second, MaryO - braiv Hunter ov teh Uglee Trollz!!!
*sings* doo dee doo dee doo dee dooo, do doooo do do dooo doo . . .
deedle deet deedle deet deedle deet deet deeee deet
deedle deet deedle deet deedle deet deet dee dee dee dee dee. . .
*wiggle wiggle stomp stomp*
*shimmy glyde shimmy slyde*
*hop skip jump spinnnnnn* Woodel hoo WOO hoo hoo hoo. . .
HAMMMSTERSSSSSSS… IN… SPAAAAAAACCCEEEEE…
http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/page50.index.html
( “I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that” )
YEEM
YEEM
YEEM
u may fyr wen redy!
http://teho.vox.com/library/photo/6a00c2252668128e1d00d4143550143c7f.html
stend - iz dat seequill tu ‘Pigs In Spayce’? Ai lubbed dat Muppet Show!!
(an, yur pitchur iz beutimouse, tu!!)
D’oh!! Dat wuz Teho’z pitchur…. *blush*
But, ai LOL’d at Hampsturs dansin!! Lubs!! Mai bois still no dat sawng!!
*sings sowftly*
dee dee dee dat de doo doo! DE baa dee do dooo!
Woww….dat took mee a moment….EXCELLUNT!!!!
I can haz surrender?
Looks more like Borg sphere….
Resistance be futyle. We be assimilating you.
If this Boarg Sfeer attack Federayshun kitteh, I dun think it wil be kitteh that gets assimilated.
Depends if Federation kitteh is Kirk-kitteh or Picard-kitteh. Kirk would out-logic the Borg til it shut itself down, then kick its ass. Picard-kitteh becomes something called Locutus……
Lolcutey?
lol - cutey? CUTEY? Picard??!!!? Puh-leeze!
(willing to personally Kirk myself, tho)
ooooooh yeah, lolcutey. yum-huh!
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/29/whad-you-meanz-i-lookz-like-patrick-stewart/
Yep. LOLkyootness ub de Boarg. Maeks sents to me.
Dewd, Picard is a cutey. Dat much is obveeus. Mebbe we has diffrunt taests in menz, Cookie’s human. hehehehe
U needs Capn Janeway-kitteh. She teh bad ass borg destroyer!
yeah, Janeway rools- she twicks um, outsmartz um, utilism er udilize um uses tehm to her adbantage adn does eberyfing teh over captins do “bakwardz adn in heelz” [ennybody kno dat ref?] and snazzy hairdews.
I fink the commander Sisko in DS9 is teh kyutest doe. Picat haz teh bestest voyse. I hab a weekness fur teh fur rain aksent. Fur sum reezon, Kirk just meks me laf. except wen he says
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!
hehe…bakwardz and in hi heelz…Ginger Rogers ftw!
Fur rain aksent Mayree? Picat dussnt has fur rain aksent: speeks purrfekt English. (Liek mee 4 that matter.) Tho’ ai did alwais wonder - wai DUZ Jean Luc Picard, verree ovviouslee Frenssh (an they go on about it) HAVE an English aksent, nawt Frensh? Is wun ov teh mysterreesov teh unibers.
an doo teh Frensh nermallee drink so mutch Erl Grey Tee????
anny,
@ expense of offendin frentch peepels ever wher… i finkso dey nawt innerest in da spayce. wai? i tells u: no wite sause in spayce.
o, i has ideer wai picard have inglisch aksent. dat make him kyewl like james bounde. just shorter an bawld.
I like Sisko - akshually, DS9 my 2nd favorite ST series (The Original Series will always be my favorite, flaws and all!). I like Janeway. Could neber get into Picard - had 2 consult 2 many people in tymes of crisis. Would ponder intruder aliens that sudenly appeared on bridge. But Kirk….ah, Kirk….dere be a man of action. A phaser and a smirk and charm and a way wid da ladeez…..Kirk doesn’t just FTW, he FTUniverse!
mebbe teh yuniversull tranzlator maykes Picard’s French akcent sownd English?
BINGO!! (to mimzoid re unibersal translador)
Dis be teh Borg Kween. Luk owt, Data!
Borg rodent kween may nibble on some of Data’s wiring….
Ah! Ur commentz so kyoot.
Set koarse fur Aldaaran…..
NOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
Kessel run ins 12 parsecs?… I can doos it.
But Alderaan iz peesful planet. They haz no cheezburgers
Then maybees you cares to names nother target? Target wif cheezburgers?
Dantooine. Teh cheezburgerrs, tehy are on Dantooine.
Commense wiff operation…..she far too trusting
Sir. Owr skout ships have reeched Dantooine. We finds teh remayns of cheezburgers and sum berger wrappers and kitteh poop, but we estimate taht it haz been desserted fr sum time.