Ai lub u guyz!!

and you all need to learn how to type like proper human beings

uhhh dude, you lost me

I don bemember when teh dansin started, but I fink it’s cool an has led to menny hilaritees an advenchers. Shows grate commyoonity immajinashun.

http://www.thefwa.com/

Goez to wallpaper, den scroll to January 31, 2006. Dey has lots of gud wuns!

Ai hav moast ov the advenshures bukmarked so ai can find them again easilee.

An – we don’t care at awl hao peepl speek -as long as we noe what they are saying! Important part iz – they speek!!!

Purrhaps a nice compromize wud bee nawt to voat them down – but also nawt ot reward tehm wif a danse ov joi – given nao becuz sumwun waz able to say sumthing reesonablee clever an coherent underteh pressur ov still traing to be *whispurrs* “furst.”

We maed a couple ov peeple at leest verree sad at teh low burgerz, becuz they thot we were nice peepl.

So – wud it bee OK wif eberee wun if we just givez them sum nice burgers fur being there – but no danse, for they have nawt dun eneything speshul?

At furst, i wuz pritty weerded out by teh dansing–eben after i started quiping. Maybe i B shy in sum way, an not uset 2 been in teh spotlite. teh furst tyme that i wuz ‘naugt sekond’ an sumboddy dansed 4 mii, i wuz 2 embarrased to danse back. (’sides i isn’t 2 co-ordinated.) Den I wuz on a crazy “knot 2nd” streek, an I did danse a bit, tho wifout the fansy footwork, an 1 tyme just sayin w00t. It wuz fun.

(I am still weerded out about teh hole messy splorting thing, tho.)

eevn if dey speek inna diffrnt way.

awl saym innersayd.

gascat iz boyz- iz ackshuoly himz account
momcat iz jus dat- I beez gascat n fishykittys mom
fishykitty is gurl- shez beez jus 12 n she naow gotz da phunnies! ( Iz proud..)
me (momcat) n fishykitty puts r noms in da post- ifnz post haz no nom in it, iz gascat……
weiz da cat fambile!

(i ‘pose fishykitty n I shud getz our own counts…. but iz muc moar fun ta drive da gascat crazy dis wai!)

momcat

Dis will get mee menneh low votez, butt not care.

I began teh dantsing fur peepul hoo wur furst an did not SAY furst, too hopefullee encurage dem too stop sayin furst, cawz peeps wut say FURST get low votez, an low votez brakez mah hart!!!! srsly.

Purrsunallee, I tink peepul hab ebburree rite to Yell FUUUURRRRSSSTTTT!!! wen dey is furst. an den I will dants like hell fur dem, caws human beeings NEEDS to bee dantsed fur, dammit. Life is hard. An wee needz teh parteez.

But I just hate it wen dey doan getit an yell furst an get low votez. Oh, Cheez Frenz, beeleev mee wen I sai, I wud NEBBUR EBBUR gib a low vote too sumwun fur yellin furst. Sum peepul are new. Sum peepul hab funneh branes. Sum peepul cannot gettit. Dey juss not can see dat is not cool…is lame too yell FURST!!

It almost broke mah hart dat time sumwun yelled furst and I felt sad fur dem, so I tried too make ironical joke and sed, Bad Postur! No Dants! an sumwun fussed at mee. Dat just abowt killded me…….Oh, peepul…whai is so damned bad to frolic in teh furstness.

Now, frens, heers wut I has problems wifff.

Name callin. Rudeness. Bein a bully. Insultin. Being juss plane old gross an disgusstin.

Sumtimes peepul are ignurt abowt tings. Dey cant halp it. No need to call dem a hateful name.

I think is possibull to be clevvur an amusin in a vereh sly wai.

Dats all fur now.

AND….BTW…I lub u all. <3

Heer joo go, D.R. CHG(wdoi), roll ov duc tape for teh fassenin to deal wiv teh splorts, an for teh snorgles, Ambercat’s snorgle snorkel incase joo deside to
*run silent, run deep” in teh kitteh floof.

Will leaf a sawft blankie jus in case.

Now, deep breff, think ov joor leest favrit Prezzie candidate (4 distrakshun)
and – enjoi teh kitteh!

Mebbe I needs to go maek IRL frenz…

(Fishykitty runz out da bak dor fas, fas, fas!)

momcat

Yoo noe – yoo hav had a speshul playce in mai hart eber since yoo bakked taht truck o’kitteh floof up to teh pool wif teh “beep beep beep” in “Teh Grate Reskew.”

Snorgle alert– snorgle alert–

Somwon plz to send Crash Cart rite aweys, I’z in danjur!!