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  1. two_kittehs says:

    Cute kitteh gibes sage advice

    • DanR says:

      Congrats 2Ks on your not 2nd.
      danse tyme?

      • two_kittehs says:

        sure thing, lets danse to celebrate Caturday!

        • AlehKitteh says:

          Eye being figuring awt most of Cheez stuff, but not danses. What is nawt secund? Iz person who making comment firstest? An den dey gets to chuuse danse. Mebbe wif sparklies or long swishing skurt? Iz rite? (Dat is berry baad pun)

          • greasycat says:

            Person who makes furst comment is ‘not second’, as it is considered not good to say somebody is furst. so, the way to say furst is “not second”, I knows, seems strange, butz just sort of evolved. To congramatulate the not second person, other cheez peeps will dance to sellebrate. Course here, peeps will dance at drop of de hat, wich is good ting.

            • AlehKitteh says:

              O. Tnk U berry muchness. Ai be dansing awt door wif sparkly shoos an twirly skurt.

              Kthxbai

            • snafutti says:

              danse wif teh starz… or on tehm!

              kkk ai don kno wut thet meen evver.

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              Deer AlehKitteh – waht greasycat sayed iz qwite rite, but it iz akshualle a verree long and complicated (an ai think) interesting storee. D Marie iz in the process ov compiling just this sort ov informashuns awn her site. It iz still verree erlee an a werk in progress, but shud bee veree halpful to explain menee things.

              Wehn yoo see her name (in bloo), just klick on it and on teh left on hur site yoo will see ICHC – which is were there thingz are. Teh current info awn “nawt second” is, however, nawt correct. But will bee soon.

            • kafleen says:

              *sigh*

              Dis will get mee menneh low votez, butt not care.

              I began teh dantsing fur peepul hoo wur furst an did not SAY furst, too hopefullee encurage dem too stop sayin furst, cawz peeps wut say FURST get low votez, an low votez brakez mah hart!!!! :( srsly.

              Purrsunallee, I tink peepul hab ebburree rite to Yell FUUUURRRRSSSTTTT!!! wen dey is furst. an den I will dants like hell fur dem, caws human beeings NEEDS to bee dantsed fur, dammit. Life is hard. An wee needz teh parteez.

              But I just hate it wen dey doan getit an yell furst an get low votez. Oh, Cheez Frenz, beeleev mee wen I sai, I wud NEBBUR EBBUR gib a low vote too sumwun fur yellin furst. Sum peepul are new. Sum peepul hab funneh branes. Sum peepul cannot gettit. Dey juss not can see dat is not cool…is lame too yell FURST!!

              It almost broke mah hart dat time sumwun yelled furst and I felt sad fur dem, so I tried too make ironical joke and sed, Bad Postur! No Dants! an sumwun fussed at mee. Dat just abowt killded me…….Oh, peepul…whai is so damned bad to frolic in teh furstness.

              Now, frens, heers wut I has problems wifff.

              Name callin. Rudeness. Bein a bully. Insultin. Being juss plane old gross an disgusstin.

              Sumtimes peepul are ignurt abowt tings. Dey cant halp it. No need to call dem a hateful name.

              I think is possibull to be clevvur an amusin in a vereh sly wai.

              Dats all fur now.

              AND….BTW…I lub u all. <3

            • kitkay says:

              yU iz a berry nice cheezfren, kafleen.

              At furst, i wuz pritty weerded out by teh dansing–eben after i started quiping. Maybe i B shy in sum way, an not uset 2 been in teh spotlite. teh furst tyme that i wuz ‘naugt sekond’ an sumboddy dansed 4 mii, i wuz 2 embarrased to danse back. (’sides i isn’t 2 co-ordinated.) Den I wuz on a crazy “knot 2nd” streek, an I did danse a bit, tho wifout the fansy footwork, an 1 tyme just sayin w00t. It wuz fun.

              (I am still weerded out about teh hole messy splorting thing, tho.)

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              Ai thnk Kafleen iz prette much rite. Menee ov the peepl hoo shawt “furst” ar peepl hoo, ai think – hardlee ever reed teh commintz – just luk at the pikshures an suddenlee see “no comment” an shour furst an tehn they mooves awn.

              Purrhaps a nice compromize wud bee nawt to voat them down – but also nawt ot reward tehm wif a danse ov joi – given nao becuz sumwun waz able to say sumthing reesonablee clever an coherent underteh pressur ov still traing to be *whispurrs* “furst.”

              We maed a couple ov peeple at leest verree sad at teh low burgerz, becuz they thot we were nice peepl.

              So – wud it bee OK wif eberee wun if we just givez them sum nice burgers fur being there – but no danse, for they have nawt dun eneything speshul?

            • doctorcat says:

              I bleeve teh custom of congratulamatin teh not-second posters came about as a way to reward peepls hoo were classy enuff not to congratulamate demselfs. Sumpin bout teh humble bein egg-salted.

              I don bemember when teh dansin started, but I fink it’s cool an has led to menny hilaritees an advenchers. Shows grate commyoonity immajinashun.

          • tuffsnake says:

            “Nawt Secund” + Danse = FAIL … I can has modding down too hel?

    • Simon and Garfunkel kittehs give parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme advice.

    • rodney dill says:

      U go… I wanna watch teh fishy skwreen saber.

  2. Strict kitteh is strict.

  3. DanR says:

    Game Block Kitteh is Blocking your Game

  4. two_kittehs says:

    but before you goez don’t forget to give sum gooshie fuds

    Kthx

  5. Sally! says:

    but the internetz is reel silly kitteh!

  6. Ash says:

    Aw, but kitteh, u r enuff IRL frnd for me.

  7. 3kittehsmum says:

    I nawt need reelfrenz, cheezfrens r teh bestest!

  8. cmerry says:

    No faire my turn on dah ‘pewter, need to chk cheez syte!!

    http://www.happylolday.com

  9. doctorcat says:

    Ha. Kitteh jus wants teh cormputer to hizzelf, spends alla time on U-Tube

  10. diva says:

    But…but…iz Karuzan run tonite!

  11. no1safe says:

    dis lolcatz iz so real… xD

  12. Zutto says:

    Buh kitteh, I nver meats j0 if noh for intahwebs

  13. salleh says:

    ai iz nawt shure….iz IRL meenin “In Reel LIfe” ????? in whiches case gotzta agrrez wiff teh odder Sally ! heezfrenz R reel life…

    by teh way ….Hai Sally! ai r a Sally tooo ! nawt taht miny ov uz round…..loawts ov Sarah an Saraz but n awt miny Sallyz…..

    welcumz to ICHC frenz…….we hav teh mostest fun in heer……

  14. KickahaOta says:

    Net-Nanny Kitteh
    says your web time has expired.
    Snorgling time starts now.

  15. Bubbashoomin says:

    Gud ding I wus wearig my CHRG(wdoi),
    I jus SPLORTED

  16. bms says:

    if i type in normal English will everyone hate me?

  17. 180sx says:

    I love this. I’m going to send this to my friend who is addicted to Myspace.

  18. nikollez says:

    doez anywun noes where purty dehkstop bakgund iz frum?? Tiz shineeiii

  19. tenuto says:

    block kitteh is hurted my feelinz. DDDD:

  20. iymcool says:

    No, there arez no girlzes on the internets.

  21. Jennifer says:

    But… my Internet friends are so much better than the loozers I meet in real life!

  22. Ben says:

    What wallpaper is that?

  23. Kittey2 says:

    i iz surfng matchkittah.com :)

    iz no lucky yet :(

  24. pb says:

    Reel life? Dere’s such a fing as reel life? srsly? I can has one? I can has a life, period?

  25. 'steroid says:

    But for teh IRL frenz I hasta go to teh Big Room wif teh Big Scary Light an teh Blue Ceiling. Teh ayr condishunin iz alwaiz browkun an teh roof leeks. I laik mah room bettur.

    Bettur den IRL frenz is URL frenz.

  26. AriCat says:

    Ebil skeems – I has dem! Convins IRL frenz tu b Cheezfrenz too… den iz awl gud!!! Den maibee dey nawt luk at mee so funnee…..

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      ai donut think taht wud werk. Wunz tehy see whut we doo heer, dey wud luk at yoo much funnier. Ai hav traied – reelee – an they come away luking stranjelee at mee an a bit sidewayz.

      • snafutti says:

        an teh noddin
        and teh smailin,
        and teh askin u hab u seed the speshl happi doctor yet…
        oar tat cud jet be meh.

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          Oh, snafutti – ai hav missed yoo a lot!!! Waht yoo just sayed there – ai can’t stop laffing. Iz so troo!!!!!!

          Yoo noe – yoo hav had a speshul playce in mai hart eber since yoo bakked taht truck o’kitteh floof up to teh pool wif teh “beep beep beep” in “Teh Grate Reskew.”

          • kitkay says:

            yU shure haz a grate remembery, Janet! :)

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              Itz eeze, kitkay. Ai LOVE teh – akshullee – iz known as “Teh Thrilling Reskew” menee tiemz becuz it iz so funnee.

              Ai hav moast ov the advenshures bukmarked so ai can find them again easilee.

            • snafutti says:

              Jan-can! U alus makes me feel welcomz. I has to lurk a lots bcuz mai job iz nomadic. when ai do has timez to comment, you allus say sumthin naice.

              Ai lub u guyz!!

  27. Pittypat says:

    U needs a file? Ur information went data way.
    Backups? U dont need no steenking backups.
    Go take ur ethernet and catch teh etherbunny.
    Access denied!

    Srsly, Bud, u gotsa problim. UR LIFE IZ GOIN DOWN TEH TOOBS!

  28. SpoBo says:

    who needz kuddelz?

    ME!

  29. Jack Deth says:

    Liddill Kitteh tryz
    2 B assurrtivv. I feenkz
    herz 2 kewt 4 dat

    Hewminz cood go maykz
    munneez, oarz stay heerz andz play?
    Dat’z a tuff kewstchun.

    Liddill Kitteh woodz
    raddurr hav Snorgullz andz nyse
    chin rubz. Woodn’t U?

    Hewminz coodz oardurr
    Peetza? Dat woodz beez juss 2
    wundurrfull 4 wurdz! :-)

    Jack.

  30. leaf says:

    you sez the ladies around not as curvy and kewt…yah yer unshaven and fat…what’s yer point?

  31. thornius says:

    Sumwon Has Firefox an’ Winamp I seez…..wut elz?

  32. Reese Tora says:

    I can has cheezfrens count?

  33. KittyLane says:

    i luvz dis pikchur. teh capshun is funneh but teh kitteh’s fayce is jush so dang CUUUUUUUTEEE!!!!! i wanna hold im, an squeeze im, an call im jorg!

  34. D.R. says:

    No, I iz not goin outside wen I has cute littel kitteh!!!!1!

    Snorgle alert– snorgle alert–

    Somwon plz to send Crash Cart rite aweys, I’z in danjur!!

    • annyluvsprintie says:

      *CCC arrives. siren awf*

      Heer joo go, D.R. CHG(wdoi), roll ov duc tape for teh fassenin to deal wiv teh splorts, an for teh snorgles, Ambercat’s snorgle snorkel incase joo deside to
      *run silent, run deep” in teh kitteh floof.

      Will leaf a sawft blankie jus in case.

      Now, deep breff, think ov joor leest favrit Prezzie candidate (4 distrakshun)
      and – enjoi teh kitteh!

  35. gascat says:

    dat kiteh is wise beond his ears
    hes actin lik a parent!
    (buot MOOM!)
    Fishykity

  36. gascat says:

    yesssh Fishykitty…..
    youz bein playn wif da ‘puter gamez fur free hourz naow! Iz nice n sunni outsid
    (eben ifnz it iz coldz n windyz) naow go outside n plai ….or I maks yu do da house chores muhahahaha…….

    (Fishykitty runz out da bak dor fas, fas, fas!)

    momcat

  37. SarahD says:

    Wao! I has dat desktawp 2!

    Mebbe I needs to go maek IRL frenz…

  38. Sakee says:

    Shiitake mushrooms! he soundz liek mai mom!

    • super girl says:

      heck yea! or dad tho.

    • gascat says:

      weiz bee berry confusin-
      gascat iz ackshouly naow 3 ub us sinc Fishykitty decidedz two tawlk insteada lurk…

      gascat iz boyz- iz ackshuoly himz account
      momcat iz jus dat- I beez gascat n fishykittys mom
      fishykitty is gurl- shez beez jus 12 n she naow gotz da phunnies! ( Iz proud..)
      me (momcat) n fishykitty puts r noms in da post- ifnz post haz no nom in it, iz gascat……
      weiz da cat fambile!

      (i ‘pose fishykitty n I shud getz our own counts…. but iz muc moar fun ta drive da gascat crazy dis wai!)

      momcat

  39. dawnieangel76 says:

    Too bad kitteh don no iz hard to make IRL frenz when hooman nawt kyoot like kitteh. Online frenz eezier; no can see u!

  40. super girl says:

    gues cat is smart, kares 4 u!
    good kittie AND SO CUTE!
    but i stil make friendz online :-P

  41. stonerdan says:

    “Person who makes furst comment is ‘not second’, as it is considered not good to say somebody is furst. so, the way to say furst is “not second”, I knows, seems strange, butz just sort of evolved. To congramatulate the not second person, other cheez peeps will dance to sellebrate. Course here, peeps will dance at drop of de hat, wich is good ting.”

    uhhh dude, you lost me

  42. FXSmom says:

    bad kittah keepz me from real frendz :(

  43. juliana says:

    god… that is sooooo cute >.<

    and you all need to learn how to type like proper human beings :P

  44. stripes says:

    Does anyone have a link to the original pre-captioned image? Pwease!

  45. {IF}Exile{R} says:

    This is awesome! XD!!!

  46. eeewww says:

    EEEWWWW, vista…

  47. igorenek says:

    Huh, what is that visual style? ;o i can has yt?



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