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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Cute kitteh gibes sage advice
Congrats 2Ks on your not 2nd.
danse tyme?
sure thing, lets danse to celebrate Caturday!
Eye being figuring awt most of Cheez stuff, but not danses. What is nawt secund? Iz person who making comment firstest? An den dey gets to chuuse danse. Mebbe wif sparklies or long swishing skurt? Iz rite? (Dat is berry baad pun)
Person who makes furst comment is ‘not second’, as it is considered not good to say somebody is furst. so, the way to say furst is “not second”, I knows, seems strange, butz just sort of evolved. To congramatulate the not second person, other cheez peeps will dance to sellebrate. Course here, peeps will dance at drop of de hat, wich is good ting.
O. Tnk U berry muchness. Ai be dansing awt door wif sparkly shoos an twirly skurt.
Kthxbai
danse wif teh starz… or on tehm!
kkk ai don kno wut thet meen evver.
Deer AlehKitteh - waht greasycat sayed iz qwite rite, but it iz akshualle a verree long and complicated (an ai think) interesting storee. D Marie iz in the process ov compiling just this sort ov informashuns awn her site. It iz still verree erlee an a werk in progress, but shud bee veree halpful to explain menee things.
Wehn yoo see her name (in bloo), just klick on it and on teh left on hur site yoo will see ICHC - which is were there thingz are. Teh current info awn “nawt second” is, however, nawt correct. But will bee soon.
*sigh*
Dis will get mee menneh low votez, butt not care.
I began teh dantsing fur peepul hoo wur furst an did not SAY furst, too hopefullee encurage dem too stop sayin furst, cawz peeps wut say FURST get low votez, an low votez brakez mah hart!!!!
srsly.
Purrsunallee, I tink peepul hab ebburree rite to Yell FUUUURRRRSSSTTTT!!! wen dey is furst. an den I will dants like hell fur dem, caws human beeings NEEDS to bee dantsed fur, dammit. Life is hard. An wee needz teh parteez.
But I just hate it wen dey doan getit an yell furst an get low votez. Oh, Cheez Frenz, beeleev mee wen I sai, I wud NEBBUR EBBUR gib a low vote too sumwun fur yellin furst. Sum peepul are new. Sum peepul hab funneh branes. Sum peepul cannot gettit. Dey juss not can see dat is not cool…is lame too yell FURST!!
It almost broke mah hart dat time sumwun yelled furst and I felt sad fur dem, so I tried too make ironical joke and sed, Bad Postur! No Dants! an sumwun fussed at mee. Dat just abowt killded me…….Oh, peepul…whai is so damned bad to frolic in teh furstness.
Now, frens, heers wut I has problems wifff.
Name callin. Rudeness. Bein a bully. Insultin. Being juss plane old gross an disgusstin.
Sumtimes peepul are ignurt abowt tings. Dey cant halp it. No need to call dem a hateful name.
I think is possibull to be clevvur an amusin in a vereh sly wai.
Dats all fur now.
AND….BTW…I lub u all. <3
yU iz a berry nice cheezfren, kafleen.
At furst, i wuz pritty weerded out by teh dansing–eben after i started quiping. Maybe i B shy in sum way, an not uset 2 been in teh spotlite. teh furst tyme that i wuz ‘naugt sekond’ an sumboddy dansed 4 mii, i wuz 2 embarrased to danse back. (’sides i isn’t 2 co-ordinated.) Den I wuz on a crazy “knot 2nd” streek, an I did danse a bit, tho wifout the fansy footwork, an 1 tyme just sayin w00t. It wuz fun.
(I am still weerded out about teh hole messy splorting thing, tho.)
Ai thnk Kafleen iz prette much rite. Menee ov the peepl hoo shawt “furst” ar peepl hoo, ai think - hardlee ever reed teh commintz - just luk at the pikshures an suddenlee see “no comment” an shour furst an tehn they mooves awn.
Purrhaps a nice compromize wud bee nawt to voat them down - but also nawt ot reward tehm wif a danse ov joi - given nao becuz sumwun waz able to say sumthing reesonablee clever an coherent underteh pressur ov still traing to be *whispurrs* “furst.”
We maed a couple ov peeple at leest verree sad at teh low burgerz, becuz they thot we were nice peepl.
So - wud it bee OK wif eberee wun if we just givez them sum nice burgers fur being there - but no danse, for they have nawt dun eneything speshul?
I bleeve teh custom of congratulamatin teh not-second posters came about as a way to reward peepls hoo were classy enuff not to congratulamate demselfs. Sumpin bout teh humble bein egg-salted.
I don bemember when teh dansin started, but I fink it’s cool an has led to menny hilaritees an advenchers. Shows grate commyoonity immajinashun.
“Nawt Secund” + Danse = FAIL … I can has modding down too hel?
say huh?
Simon and Garfunkel kittehs give parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme advice.
Is dat like de Laural & Hardy handshake?
Ma saddlez, dey R blayzin!
wii doan knead no stinkin’ badgers!
U go… I wanna watch teh fishy skwreen saber.
Strict kitteh is strict.
Strick kitteh is foa u own gud!
Game Block Kitteh is Blocking your Game
Is chyld of Parental Block Cat?
Yer Internets Addictions Concern Me!
(not to mention yer in my way….that keyboard is my nappy place)
but before you goez don’t forget to give sum gooshie fuds
Kthx
And lots of pettins too!
yu noes, hyoomin, I IS IRL FWEND!!!
but the internetz is reel silly kitteh!
intarwebs > Lyf3
Aw, but kitteh, u r enuff IRL frnd for me.
I nawt need reelfrenz, cheezfrens r teh bestest!
uhuhh…kitteh & goggie frynds bestess den kums cheezfrens
pryoritahz, let uz show u them!
No faire my turn on dah ‘pewter, need to chk cheez syte!!
http://www.happylolday.com
Ha. Kitteh jus wants teh cormputer to hizzelf, spends alla time on U-Tube
luking at nekked kats.
luking at kittieh pRon.
But…but…iz Karuzan run tonite!
dis lolcatz iz so real… xD
Buh kitteh, I nver meats j0 if noh for intahwebs
ai iz nawt shure….iz IRL meenin “In Reel LIfe” ????? in whiches case gotzta agrrez wiff teh odder Sally ! heezfrenz R reel life…
by teh way ….Hai Sally! ai r a Sally tooo ! nawt taht miny ov uz round…..loawts ov Sarah an Saraz but n awt miny Sallyz…..
welcumz to ICHC frenz…….we hav teh mostest fun in heer……
hi salleh!
i sended u cheezfrenz email, so pls nawt delete it as junque.
IRL iz indeeed meenin In Reel Liyf, Salleh.
It iz der oppersit ov URL, wich az wee no, iz der fing dat bringz uz to der interwebnetfing.
Net-Nanny Kitteh
says your web time has expired.
Snorgling time starts now.
Gud ding I wus wearig my CHRG(wdoi),
I jus SPLORTED
I knows, de short little legs just make me wanna pick up dis kitt-… *SPLORT* oops, scuse de mess.
if i type in normal English will everyone hate me?
noormahl engleesh…wassthat?
:^) just kidding
Naw…dey jus look at yew funneh…^_^
Iz e-z…jus pretenn yew bak in fird grayd..an spells lyk it saondz…
mayk z fer s…
drawp letrz…
iz maykng gramr bad…
an jus havin fun!!!
No, you can type ennywai u want to.
Some people use proper English, and sum uze lolspeak.
Everybody is welcum!
sum hab ben known 2 right in jerman. loljerman, 2.
Ai woz jus wundrin if ennywun hd evr rittn in loljerman or lolfrensh!
‘course not! just be nice - no cussin, write wut you like. cheeze peeps are not haters.
Welcome, BTW!
Naaah. I spoze that if you types teh nomral inglish, itz just like you has a different accent. Maybe comez from sumplace faraway and inneresting. Then all the peeps wanz to get to know yew. No hating.
No they just won’t unnerstan u an woan talx to u.
yU is just kitten, rite?
yes
yU iz been ironic, rite?
Verra sad… I dunna fink ennywun haytz ennywun here…
eevn if dey speek inna diffrnt way.
awl saym innersayd.
awl wii wantz r cheezburgerz ne-how, rite?
angelkins - yoo ar rite. Moast peepl heer hav akshulle grown to luv teh otter peepl heer - or at leest to regard tehm wif grate fondness.
An - we don’t care at awl hao peepl speek -as long as we noe what they are saying! Important part iz - they speek!!!
I love this. I’m going to send this to my friend who is addicted to Myspace.
doez anywun noes where purty dehkstop bakgund iz frum?? Tiz shineeiii