O. Tnk U berry muchness. Ai be dansing awt door wif sparkly shoos an twirly skurt.

Kthxbai

danse wif teh starz… or on tehm!

kkk ai don kno wut thet meen evver.

Deer AlehKitteh - waht greasycat sayed iz qwite rite, but it iz akshualle a verree long and complicated (an ai think) interesting storee. D Marie iz in the process ov compiling just this sort ov informashuns awn her site. It iz still verree erlee an a werk in progress, but shud bee veree halpful to explain menee things.

Wehn yoo see her name (in bloo), just klick on it and on teh left on hur site yoo will see ICHC - which is were there thingz are. Teh current info awn “nawt second” is, however, nawt correct. But will bee soon.

*sigh*

Dis will get mee menneh low votez, butt not care.

I began teh dantsing fur peepul hoo wur furst an did not SAY furst, too hopefullee encurage dem too stop sayin furst, cawz peeps wut say FURST get low votez, an low votez brakez mah hart!!!! srsly.

Purrsunallee, I tink peepul hab ebburree rite to Yell FUUUURRRRSSSTTTT!!! wen dey is furst. an den I will dants like hell fur dem, caws human beeings NEEDS to bee dantsed fur, dammit. Life is hard. An wee needz teh parteez.

But I just hate it wen dey doan getit an yell furst an get low votez. Oh, Cheez Frenz, beeleev mee wen I sai, I wud NEBBUR EBBUR gib a low vote too sumwun fur yellin furst. Sum peepul are new. Sum peepul hab funneh branes. Sum peepul cannot gettit. Dey juss not can see dat is not cool…is lame too yell FURST!!

It almost broke mah hart dat time sumwun yelled furst and I felt sad fur dem, so I tried too make ironical joke and sed, Bad Postur! No Dants! an sumwun fussed at mee. Dat just abowt killded me…….Oh, peepul…whai is so damned bad to frolic in teh furstness.

Now, frens, heers wut I has problems wifff.

Name callin. Rudeness. Bein a bully. Insultin. Being juss plane old gross an disgusstin.

Sumtimes peepul are ignurt abowt tings. Dey cant halp it. No need to call dem a hateful name.

I think is possibull to be clevvur an amusin in a vereh sly wai.

Dats all fur now.

AND….BTW…I lub u all. <3

yU iz a berry nice cheezfren, kafleen.

At furst, i wuz pritty weerded out by teh dansing–eben after i started quiping. Maybe i B shy in sum way, an not uset 2 been in teh spotlite. teh furst tyme that i wuz ‘naugt sekond’ an sumboddy dansed 4 mii, i wuz 2 embarrased to danse back. (’sides i isn’t 2 co-ordinated.) Den I wuz on a crazy “knot 2nd” streek, an I did danse a bit, tho wifout the fansy footwork, an 1 tyme just sayin w00t. It wuz fun.

(I am still weerded out about teh hole messy splorting thing, tho.)

Ai thnk Kafleen iz prette much rite. Menee ov the peepl hoo shawt “furst” ar peepl hoo, ai think - hardlee ever reed teh commintz - just luk at the pikshures an suddenlee see “no comment” an shour furst an tehn they mooves awn.

Purrhaps a nice compromize wud bee nawt to voat them down - but also nawt ot reward tehm wif a danse ov joi - given nao becuz sumwun waz able to say sumthing reesonablee clever an coherent underteh pressur ov still traing to be *whispurrs* “furst.”

We maed a couple ov peeple at leest verree sad at teh low burgerz, becuz they thot we were nice peepl.

So - wud it bee OK wif eberee wun if we just givez them sum nice burgers fur being there - but no danse, for they have nawt dun eneything speshul?

I bleeve teh custom of congratulamatin teh not-second posters came about as a way to reward peepls hoo were classy enuff not to congratulamate demselfs. Sumpin bout teh humble bein egg-salted.

I don bemember when teh dansin started, but I fink it’s cool an has led to menny hilaritees an advenchers. Shows grate commyoonity immajinashun.

say huh?