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Lub mai Bud! Go Otter!
look teh otter way while i drinks dis
Yeoww! Mai nawt-seccund nawt-seccund! Iz gud Caturday!
whut danse wood u lyke?
mebbe sumting sleek n twirly lyke an otter
*twirl twirl twirl
tinee leep
twirl twirl twirl*
whoa, needz more caffeen nauw
wow, mimz ! beeyotiful otter danse! Lub de tinee leap! manee thankz hugz!
fank u!
danse nawt neerly az gracful az akshul otters. Dey r funnee creeturez an mayke it look eezy.
If we duz lolotter dase, duz we haffa slide on r bellies inna snow into teeffreezin cold water.?I seed dem do dat, but I donts got dat wunderful fur. I tink I jus sitz on da bank an cheerz 4 da rest ob uz graceful, brave ottterdansers. Uz all luk beery graceful (an sum be lookin a litte blue. Der hot chocolishous on the cart, I fink.)
wii can has slippinslyde in berry warrm wadders, lyke in hononononlulu!
ready?
runrunrunrunrunrun
slyyyyyyyyyyyyde
SPLOOSH!!!!
wheee!!!!
naow ai needz a maragarita to kuul awf.
oooooo i danz, too. but furs- oops, rite now i puts on my pointy partee hat (PPH) leftober frum the annibersary/birfday of ICHC so wehn teh KYUTE oberwelms me I wont mak a big ol’ messymess.
wut music we uzing?
Beer Barel Poke Uh?
*bpttt* teh teenytinee sound ob my brane splorting undeh neaf teh PPH
kwikly nauw, hav sum hot choklit to feelz bedder after splort
*hands M O’S mug of hot choklit wif peppermint stick*
keep teh partee hat on til danger ov splorts iz past
MY FAVRIT! you has a gud adn thotty memoree! fanks!
cheeers (lifts cuppa choklit to Momufv3) and cong rat shoelacings!
Otter doesn’t want beer belly – he B drinking Bud Lite.
n itz less fillin too!
No, it tastes grate!*
(*lcb lies for teh sake of teh commedy)
Ha! Wut a big fibbur u is! But is gud joak.
Otterly amazing
lolotter, please cans I hab teh caffeinze? YOU hab dat.
iz a bit erlee for the beers, still needs the kaffinated bevrij.
Nawt teh brkfast ov champeens!
happy caturday to awl cheezfrenz!
wayt
hoo ebber sed bud lite is a “beer”
I tayks teh rowling rok or shiner or lone star. .
bedder yet, som smoove ajed kintukeh burbin, nao TATs teh brekfix ob champeens
uummmmm kintukeh burbin……altho ai mustest sai …moar ov a niteytime beveruge to me…..
ai livz awn arizona nergy drinkies durin teh dai….greeen tee wiff pomergranite, iz boff tastee an fullov teh guaranaz….green teewiffout teh pomergraite tasteses sumfn like twigz seesund wiff dirt……muches pleh….
Sry otter (R iz taht ferret?) IN SOVIET RUSSIA, BUD HAZ YOU.
Moz def…definat…shur iz otterz! I haz had furbabie ferrets – dey not get em feets wif webs!
in soveet rusha teh vodka has you
In Soviet Russia, Bud is called “Comrade”
u awna roll diz mawrnin LCB……makian me splort my energee drinkie abberywher…..
Be carefuls, Salleh. Something dredful might happen if u splort energee drink on ur low-energee monnitur
iz beree erlee…dis be teh closesest too teh nawt-secund ai has ebber been…
hey momuv3…waht joo wantses fur ur nawt-secundy danse?
mebbe wee danse teh “druken master?”
*stumbel to teh leff, stumbel to teh rite*
*do sum ninja moves an fite, fite, fite!*
uh, godda stop nao…gonna frow up
I breeng da horse ovaries: apple chips, bacon-wrapped stuffed shrooms, cheeetoz…
d’oh ritos, egg noggs, fwensh fwies wif gwavy…
green onyun quiche, halopenya poppers , ise creem sanwizh
gote-cheez dip
hush puppys
ise creem caek
h’ray fr hush puppies………….. nom nom
jalapeno poppers
kornnuts
likrish stix
oops, didn’t notice Shera alreddy brot halapenos – can cheezfrenz eet two trayz of spicy peppers?
chek! chzfrens cans eet manny delishus treets ans wee gets kno calrees frum dem.
(sutch iz teh byootee uv teh interweb!)
jak-cheez chzbrgrs, knife-splt muffuns, lingunberrie pankaykes
manycotty wif 2matoe sos
nigiri soooshi nom nom nom
ornj marmylade for teh knife-split muffuns (nawt pizin)
penut buter kookies frum teh gril skouts, quince jely fer teh muffens, roc candy
U guis is makin me hungry!
fresh salomen steaks, turkey thighs, uncl benz rice,vanillia cookiez,watermelon, xavier (typ ub soup)masshed yams,zucchini (yuk sumbudi els can hab dat!)
momcat
mmmmm! nomnomnom! zucchinies fried in spicy batter! yum!
is gud wif beer too….
hmmm-
neber dun dat… alwaz gets boiledz zucchinies mushe- berri yucki no flava, no texta, no nuffin- jus sliiiiiides down yur frot. phelh!
momcat
Oh momcat, momcat!!!! Iz teh YUM!!! Yoo can also doo eet wif yellow summer squash. Ai just slicez tehm – nawt too thin – purrhaps 3/8 to 1/4″ – dip in egg, tehn seasoned flower (salt – pepper – wahtever else yoo want) – an fry til crispee in olive oyl an budder.
Yoo must eet them at once, ov corse.
(ai also haz GRATE recipe fur zukkini caseroll)
awlso can take white mushrooms, cut in half, do the sayme. I usually put a liddle romano in mai seasoned breadcrums – maeks teh crispy…mmmmm…nomnomnom!!!
fank u awl-
I willz hab to tri dat! I duz lik da zucchinne bred- unfourmatly, Iz da onli wun in da fambli dat dus.
cSmall- souns gud, but is Romeow smallz enuf to fitz in da fryn pan?
momcat
OK, ok, thatz dun it. I iz srsly hungry naow. Wantz find sum crispyfriedtempurazucchini and nomnomnomnomnom.
well, momcat, if we grate Romaneow finely enuff, she should stir in nicely wif the seasonings…no need to add extra spice then!
horse ovaries… much appetizing lol
plop plop fizz fizz, pepto bismo, mylanta
but hoo will bring teh bull bawlz?
Horse ovaries?!!!! LOL!!!
yoo really otter stop drinknig.
Whew – I reed “da horse ovaries” dat makes mei tink SueBoo haz wai too many Buds diz Caturday…den de “horse ovaries” klicks in mai hed and did make senz…most scary pitchure in hed tho
Poo – mai comment borked – shud hab ben up wit SueBoo…Borked on Caturday – NOT WANT
sawrree bout scarry ovary image…no beerz in me yet butt sum planned layter
kin ah join yu? layturr?
you betcha! dwess warmerly….cold n snowberly here neer Shigawgo
Is bery cold in alaskee dis moarnin.. an yesserdai was snowberlee soe we ar still diggeeng owt frum dat! At leest I kno hao to dress warmbly fur Shigawgo! An I’ll breeng sum Alaska Amber beer. Is teh yum!
iz pretty kowld in NooYork too. I’ll bring hot sawft pretzels wif mustard.
Oh hai cSmall – just beeg hare OT. Wud yoo pleez go to “I donno. . .” frum yesterday. paws4thot started a “Burn’s supper” an we were abel to uze awl teh wunderful dresses an kiltz yoo browt fur the St Andrews day celebrashun..
It’s nawt kwite finished – ai hope paws will be bak awn Monday to finish teh toasts . . . annyluvsprintie did teh lassie’s toast. Ai thot yoo mite liek to see.
WOW! I never been to a Burn’s partee! I’m glad tohse dresses an kilts, etc were bak fron teh cleeners in time…
good fun!
Not as as skeery as horse nutz maybee, just sayin.
I can’t be openin’ it…. Opposable thumbs, I not haz dem.
Lol, don’t get drunk cutie…
wai dey gibbin a lolotter a beerz? seem liek kwestiunubble kwareeum staffz.
bud lite…….teh otter brekfust bevridge.
Him sure likes hims beers!
oooohhh no……
*SPLORT*
oh mai deer. ooooffff….. i did tride to keep it cuntaynd.
dat face is just so preshus!! luk at hims ayes!!
*SPLAT*
oh no. did it uhgen.
iz wishin der wer a hed-splort vaksinashun.
ai’m wiff u 343guiltyspark……(asid to 343guiltyspark…..u must tellz uz how did u com bi ur interstin naem ????)
himz iz teh cyuuuutteestt luk how loooong himz bawdie iz, an himz liddle sturdi bak feeteses n standin awn teh bokz, an himz haz gotz a gud grip awn taht boddul..tooo…..an ai habben’t ebben gotted to hinz sweetest fase yet !!!
der iz an otter reskew plaise in teeny tiny Engerland taht mi ex an ai wented to …an he hadda draggs me awai frum teh plase…..ai cood jest stand der an watshes dem awl dai !!!
ai luvs otters….
oh, mai naim? is frum teh xbox gaim, halo. 343guiltyspark is teh monniter of instalashun 04. if yoo donnoh unnerstand, is ok. not mennee peeps do. i’m sucha nerd.
ottur reskyoo?? i wuld luuuurve to go to dat plais!!
udder dan teh kittehs, i fink dat otturs ar mai favurit aminals.
Otter be another one in dat box i can has?
wuznt dere a kitteh lookin after dese beers? where did teh poynty-ended protektor ov teh beerz go?
hims is in teh otter rum…
beerz has otterz seal ov approoval
pointz fur GUD use of can has!
iz won de raffal !!
um… so mai comment…
it borked??
iz cannoh find it no wherz.
hm. as soon as iz post dis wun, i noe mai udder wun will turn up. so pls to disreegrd dis wun. kthx.
oh hai 343guiltyspark,……ai jest respondeded to ur comment abov and WP borked taht …….
wp iz havin an off dai ?????
an where did u getz sushes an interestin naem ???ifn ai might askes…
Billdurr Bawb awtturr
billdz dam in Hewmin Bafftubb.
Claymz Budd Lyte az pryze
Tookz lawtza stuff 2
billdz t3h dam. Eeben summ wun’z
kewt rubburr duckkee
Dam wurkz verreh well!
Beeg eenuff 4 peenk Bebbeh
wenz Hewminz habz wun
Jack.
Mclovincat sayz-
I is legal age, see id
Woopsie…dis not be kitteh…what be it?
it be otter! or loltter
it b a otter
OMG! IT TURND BLU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dis for my friends, the lizards.
I keep dis wun… I be keepin’ da otter wun’s too.
But I be needin’ the lolrus bukkit for dee ice.
D Marie haz it.
she sez no, itz anodder bukkit, not teh lolrus bukkit, but we iz suspish..shushpec… not sure.
Iz was goin 2 say “dis Bud nawt 4 u, butt lolrus can has bukket.” Butt iz tink lolrus’ bukket 4 de ise iz gud idee! Pour lolrus!!! Mabee aftr b33r iz all gon!
he aynt hevee, hes mai budwizur
(hic)
B&G Club of America for teh win
teh otters is so kewl. how did tihs pursun get to has otter playing wif his beer. Nawt fair! do want 1!1!!
U otter be in pictures.
Oh, wate, U R.
Neber mind.
Kbai.
♬
U otter be in pitchers…
U’r Be-Otter-ful to see…
♬
(thanks for the start Cweenmj)
Produck playsmint — iz doin it rite!
Yah I know. Dis stinks to hie heavin of stingy advertizing budgits.
ICHC should have a no-brand-label pictures without monetary compensation, odderwize dey r getting ripp’t awf!
shurely “otterwise”?
Das mine bish
I can watch superbowlz wiz yew?
All your Clydesdales are belong to us.
Prohibition Otter
is confiscatin yer beerz
Lol-tter sez, it’s teh frekin weekin!
Indignant lolotter is indignant. He no finks teh beers be yours.
beehr
da only goodie hoomans made
nom nom slurp
loltter is famoos. Iz can sii Seymore & Clyde set hind hym. loltter wurk for Shamu!
Srsly, ICHC staff. Deez corporations are getting free advertizing off of you guys! do sumtin about it.
Iz wud nawt worree 2 much – Iz 4 one wud nawt drink de Budwizer ebben iff iz waz dropped in a vat ob itt. Iz onlee drinke REAL beeer – Youropean beeer!!!
mmmmmmmmm Czech bier. . .
Fer teh internashnul cheezfrenz, let me jus say that all Murikan beers shud nawt be judged by Budwizer. Budwizer kinda pleh (to me, anyway). Other beeers much betters.
judgin owr beers
by teh Budwizer,
like judgin owr principles
by teh prezydent
Of course, teh Youropeen beers has much win and flavor. Also teh CanIDyan beers. An teh Japneze beers. An………..
Ai much purfur te Cnadada beirs maiself. Teh microbrews ennywai.
Mah, we gots de drunk otterz behin our howse agen…
WHASSUP?!
all rite den. dis 1 iz yours, but teh otter 1 iz mine
[/bad 'otter' joke]
I ARE GONNA DROP DIS LOL
or, um….” ????”
Dis otter, he not 21. I calls cops now and they kick his @$$.
lol. is-a for me-a
Boooood light
I can has drunk otter?
lol very funny
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otterly funny
stels bud