dey iz nursing der own doom.
we r doomed i sez. doomed! (but too kyoot to resist teh dooming…)
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i can haz milk wit chzbrger flava?
Wel dun on nawt-seccund, Simpson! Wot sort ov dans wud joo liyk?
Mai hed has splortid badly wiv dis cutie kittin – ai howp everiwun iz wering der CHRGs.
Fank gudniss ai poppeded in urlee! Ai’ll jus leev teh CCC ober heer in dis cornir fur awl to help demselbs. Ai gotta run to wurk! Hope eberybuddee habs a nys day wif dis widdul guy!
Dat bery good choise, MM. I were about to skreem for the CCC. Wif dis liddle marvel, uz gonna hab a buzy day. I take one quik peek at dis babee an I noe der’s gonna be truble. I gots my CHRG on so I risk one more quik peek…Luk at doz babee bluz, luk at dat babeefuzzy all ober him..luk at AAAHHHHHH!!!!
Now look at dis mess! Darn. Hugish headake an glub a mess. We gotz martoonies onna cart too?
mebbe yu can aks teh lolotter to pass yu a bud?
If anyone gets baby kitties, dont bottlefeed them this way!! They can get milk in their lungs and die if they drink on their back! They have t drink on their tummies like they would with a real mommy cat.
Oooooooooooooo so bery kyoot
I cams neerly holdz mi oan boddle nows
wif mai tini claas.
satan’s babeh
moor kyootified, moor effectave
berry f- ektiv servivul mecka… meckanissm.
I drinks teh seekret formyoola!
mex ne grows beeeeeeeeeeeb n stronnnnnng un kyoots as canz be soes I getz da luvz and da snorgles andz always has a furebber homz
Hee kan havs hoam wif mee, gladlee
an turn into mistr hide!
HA! see da krafty look!
Luks laik he noes awreddy he in control heer.
Damien, babeh of satan tries tu brang duum….again
Haf to shafe teh furrz offa his headz… c if teh debbil’s mrk is tere.
gremlin kitteh bitez teh haynd dat feedz… sumdaye. jus nawt toodae
For now, kitteh just gibs littel poke wit teh tinee pointee endz.
toodae he nawt bite de han, butt he do skritch it. Lookie does poyntie enns!!
Prolleee kneading wid paws laik he wud momma tu maek milk commout
Doomed!!!!! Doomed!!!!!! We’re all Doomed!!!!!!!
praps not – but look at those poiny endz!!!!
oh hai, i iz rosmerry’s bebbeh!
DOOMED!
Yas, doomed to loud purring and kneadings in teh mornings. Doomed to playfule attackz in teh hallways. Doomed FOREVER to endless snorglingz.
What Terrible, Wunderfal fate awaitz…
ai mis mai kitteh…
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ai miss OffissCatClyde too. (hims mah avatar)
he wuz owr Manijer, and he kept us sayfe from teh monster in the pyooter printer and fax…
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ai missiz mai Pip-pip, tuu
I r bery sorry jooz grievin, Whiskers. When da mournin get down to bearable, it den b time 4 annudder kitteh. Until den, uz cheezfrens holdz u in der harts an waitz to hear when joo tells us dat der a new arribal at joooz house. Til den, jooz getz group hug,
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Verry naiz, Lucy! I juz second dat, an add Moe and cSmall to group hugs and hopes for a new arribal in course of time, when they are readdy.
oh, fank yu mai lolcheezfrenz!!!!
mai kitteh, he got chaset awy a loooong time ago an mai aprtment wont let us hav teh kittehs. ai jus feel lik a bad kitteh mom cause his kitteh hous in teh yard was reinforsed on all sydes xcpet teh back an somfin dug unner teh fens and chaset him away. ai misses him al teh times. but ai kno that if somone piked him up, they gots a nice lovey kitteh, an he gots a nice home werevr he endd up. an ai wants nother kitteh asap.
ai luvs alla yu guise fur been so nice an gruup huggy. yu relly mak mai dai an mak me feel btr! ♥♥♥
Aise glad joo feelin bettah wif teh groop hugg, whiskers. Was berry sad storee about joor kitteh. Shaem that the meen apartment howse wont let joo have annuder. Till joo get wun ov joor own agen, plese to enjoy all teh kittehs heer!
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ooh, i’z skairt ub dis lidl fella! nawt want to get awn himz bad sied. mebbe i bedder snorgl him, jus tu be saef!!
*goes ober tu CCC in teh korner tu instawl a CHRG (wdoi) an borroe a snorgel snorkle*
An cumpnee ad ebbree meel.
An a wunnerfull fren hu lizzens tu ebbreeting u tehl um. An tehls u, “don worree, u du fain!”
Th end uv siviluhzashun (en yur howse) az yew no it! (insurt evel laff heer)
iz jus like my kitteh 17 yeerz ago. she wuz fownd in teh bak seet of my frendz car wen she wuz a day old, n i took her in wen she wuz free weeks old n i fed her by hand jus like taht. i had to war glubs wen i fed her cuz she wood scratch my hands.
nao she iz crabby old ladee n i lubs her.
Oooooh what a sweet and blessed little kitteh!
Another heart stealer for sure!
Oooh, yeah!
DO WANT!
Teh bloo ayez….teh sawft floof….teh bebbeb bawtel…
…heer it komz, peepz….
….gitz redee….
*SPLORT*
….and der it iz….
*sigh*
…and der mah braynzez….
Donut werree Darrkwolff – MM waz so thottee as to fetch teh CCC urlee awn – an ai noes yoo haz a verree low . . . taht yoo splortz eesilee an furgits yur CHRG(wdoi).
Just sit still pleeze. *scraaaaaape scaraaaaape scooooop scooop* SPLOOOSH
*tuk tuk tuk, pat pipppetee pat pat* *tug tug tug*
OK – just rap yurself up in thsi nice sawft blankee – wuzzit bloo taht yoo lieked???
An yur choklit. Just sit heer quietlee fur a while. An – NOOO lukkin at teh pikshur until yoo ar awl bedder!!!
Fankeez fur teh chonklit an teh sawft fluzzee bloo blankee. Iz munch beddur naoh.
Haoh kin I furgitz mah CHRG (w/doi)? *d-oh*
hot chocolate, with Capt. Morgans will fix many an ill.
blanket don’t hurt either.
HI Janet.!!!!! doncha jest luv it????? heer be diz adornabul behbeh kitn, an ebberywun awl obber teh whild….iz sittin at der puterz goin …….ahhhh an wat a cyutee behbeh, an hartz ar meltin, an hedz ar splortin
wen u comz rite dwon to it……we awl r jest a big ole bunches ov kitteh lovin sawfties……iz nise to fink ov us awl togedder lovin dat behbeh…..
an Hi Salleh!!! Yes – ai offen thinkz ov taht. Wehn ai sees “who be talkin’” an teh teims peepl ar riting – ai think – awl those miles between us – sumtimes thousandz ov them – an yet – heer we ar togedder. Laffing an havin fun. Dansing togedder even.
Boff veree reel an yet sumwhat surreal.
JCH4K, u leept ryte ntu axshun, saffeng DW’s branez so kwiklee dat he beez abbul 2 yuz dem agin sum daa, in kaas himz eber haz tu. Yur kwik axshun dezervz a kommendashun, n yur wunnerfil attituud inspyres awl uv us.
Da wurld iz uh bedder plaas wif u in it.
kitteh sai I wana holdez yur handz
(he,he,he)
mai pointi endz, iz practicin..
momcat
(up wai two earli fur caterday- weiz habben windystorm dat keepen meiz awak)
aww is so cute i wants to holds him and rase him as mah own
I has no CCC or CHRG so mai werk compputer iz now badly SPLORTED!
I seez a circle uv de dohdoh burds closin in
“Doom on you
Doom on you”
ai fink thei ar sent fru teh intarnets. so yu no haz to wori bout teh werk pooter. unles yu want it to be splorted…
Not bad to splort werk pooter, nowun but I noticess, whiskerz
hehe. SUMWUN sneezed on my werk pyooter monitor…i come in to real live splort every dai.
notso grate akshully…
omg, oodles of pleh
wowserz, dat is UTTERLY pleh!!!
my cube-sharer-guy sed he finks somebuddy been uzin his fone @ werk when he not dere, bcuz (he sez!) da receever smells funnee. Dat is also pretty pleh. I meen, bad breff is one fing, but bad breff dat stays after da breeving-person leeves?? :::shudder:::
“Not a werd, he iz doomed!”
(wen Ai wuz in Pyratz, teh Pyrat Keeng sed dis phunnee…he sed “doom-id!” en haf teh peepl watchin went ‘wtf?’ en teh udder haf went ‘wt…HAHAHAHAHA!’ en alluvus bakstayj went ‘O Norm, teh direkter iz gunna yel at u agen…’ acuz teh direkter dident lyke him sayin it lyke dat, but Norm diddit ennyway EBRY NYTE!
*end uv poyntliss storee*)
ekslunt an esstreeeeeemlee poyntee stoaree, teenie. gud jobz!
teenie – ai LUV yur Norm!!! Were ai teh direktor, ai wud hav liked it!!!
Thoze xtra syllabuls can bee trikkee. Ai – an this iz troo – in a purrfurmance ov “Teh Messiah.” Teh tenor shud be singing “Comfort ye. Comfort ye my people.” An teh Italian tenor sang “Comfort ye. Comfort ye my Pee-oh-plee.”
We traied verree hard nawt to gigglol too much!
I sings the Doom song nau?
Doomie doomie doom doom…….
ai LUVS gir!!!
Kitteh is jes a bebeh. So is only practising. Practicing slurping teh milk. Practising gripping wif teh pawz. Praktising expaaaaanding teh paws to espose teh pointy enz. Prectuzing looking kyoot in order to induce teh SPLORTZ. (gud thing I can has CHRG).
Praktis make purrfect.
The spice must flow…
Happy Caturday, Cheezfrens,
Th3s Kitteh can has eyz taht luk lyk he nowz sumthin. Mebbe himz growz up 2 be top lyne predatr, r mebbe CLOVERFIELD kitteh
Happy Caturday!
*lifts cup of tea in salute to Caturday*
wut dey dun knoez *can* kill dem, muhahahahah!
Liddill Bebbeh haz
itz mayd in t3h shayd. Will beez
beeyooteeful Kitteh
Wizzdum hydez beehynd
sweet bloo ieez. Bebbeh Kitteh
maykz t3h “Ahhhhhh”z andz ‘Sye’z
Lerrneeng t3h roapz
frum Day Wun. Will needz 2 fyndz
herz limmitayshunz
Sharpee clawz canz go
bakk in. No wun iz abowt
2 steel yurz Nom Nom
Jack.
omg…Jack u hez owtdun urselv!!! eye cwyz an lavs at saim tyme!!! bootyfellz!!
Mee too!!!
Pretteh bebbeh kitteh is planning to take ober the world with himz cuteness and pointeh endz.
i no itz danjeroos to keep lookin at dis tinycat, but cant help maiself!
riskin splort jus to keep thinkin bout small snorglez and pettings and poyntyenz.
oh noes!
*SPLORT*
sigh… i looz more keybords dis way….
Stewiecat sayz-
Victory shall be mine!
Awl doomz shud b dis kyoot.
Himz is Damien kitteh and himz wantz Ur sole
Kitteh looks:
Yes that couch is going to be mine oh yeth it is…those curtains have got to go, yep that’s next
kitteh planz to install teal plether sofa?
I allus raps hed in duck tape b4 i comz to this playz – no gotta wurry bout splortin den!
Yoo ar verree gud, Deacon Blues. We purresheatez yur thottiness.
ahh cute little evil kitten!
Uh-ohs… gorjus babeh kitteh alert!…
I better put de Crash Cart on speed-dial, ‘cauz I is ’bout to
asplode!!!!!1!1!!
Aw…but am wurryd, becuz de bebbeh kittehs ar supused too dreenk dems molk UPRYTE! I wuz betrinary persun a leetle timez ago, an sawed lotz of kittehs choked on a suking the bottels lyke dat!
Dat bebbeh kitteh iz in DAYNGERS! Hope nuffink hapins too such kyut kitteh… 
Wow, Phledge!! Ai dint noe taht. An ai’ll bet tehre ar lotz ov peeple hoo don’t. Thankz fur letting uz noe.
We alwaiz aprreshiatez thiz kind ov infomrashun – bebuz we WANTZ to doo waht is rite, but offen we just don’t noe.
eep! lookit da babbee’s teeny widdle pointy ends! soooo kyewt! She is hardly any bigger than her human’s hand! Jack, such lovely thoughts, as always. This little baby is most definitely in a secure and loving embrace.
dat wook like our kitteh Trixie when she came to wive wid her momzee and dada. We raised her from a bottle like this kitten. She lived for 20 years 1989-2007. We luved her so much!
how precius. so cute..
Adorable kitten & photo but YOU SHOULD NEVER NEVER NEVER BOTTLE FEED A KITTEN IN THAT POSITION! It can and will aspirate! I’m 100% sure whomever took the photo didn’t know that. But just in case you happen to read this, and you happen to bottle feed a kitten, the kitten should ALWAYS be laying on his/her tummy with the head slightly extended and elevated. The kitten should not feed while on his/her back. Feeding a kitten while it lays on his/her back will cause fluids to go into the lungs. Trust me, I have raised numerous litters!
Soooo sweet – but kittens should never be bottle fed upside down- they can drown. Put their little feets towards the ground!
i really loved this picture of doom funny.