I HAZ 4 FLATZ

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CALL TOE TRUCK
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dem is strange frunt paws
HAPPY NAWT SECUND!!!!!!
Yeah homescribe!
Nawt second ona Caturday to boot!
wif boots wee can do stompy naut sekun danse!
stompy stomp stomp
stompy stomp stomp
stompy stomp stomp
hmmm ai can has ryvems?
Dees bootz wuz mayd 4 walkin?
Dat be a cool song 4 a nawt sekund danse?
It stompy an strutty and hav da hole ‘yoo iz pleh’ attatood 4 dat kitteh he hav goin awn.
Wud agree, sept eyem tinkin dat deez bootz wud bee gud bootz fur teh biskitmakin awlso. Mah kitteh nawt lyk two walk 2 mush, perfurs sleepin, butt iz gud at makin biskits on mah hed at siksoklok in teh mawnin wen he tinks iz brekfestime. Deez bootz kud mayk doze ekstrabig biskits yew get in kawfeeshopz.
Yew keepz sayin yew gotz gushifud 4 me
Gushifud iz teh berry bes
Yew gotz teh hans datz got teh pozable fums, yeah
So ohpen teh kan an let me haz brekfes
Deez bootz kan mayk teh biskits
An datz jes wot tehyll do
If yew doen getz me gushifud
Eyl walk awl ovuh yew.
(Iz yew reddee, bootz? Mayk biskits!)
Berry gud, TJ. U got me dansin’ like Nancy Sinpawtra.
I jus wanna lay awn ma bak wayrin a swetter an undees an boots and just moov ma laygs to da moosik, k?
Den I stan up an do da Froog wile fawlin down deez steps wif awl deez uvver gals, k?
Dat vidyo iz da secksee!
TJ - taht iz - well - ai can’t stop laffing. Iz so grate to start the day out laffing!!
TJ - yew rawk!
Dem is pollee dactill pawz! Moar paw, moar pointy endz! An veree kewt.
zomg - iz dat why hiz paws are so poofy? lolz
o boi, ican haz pawly dacylic pome!!!uno!!
i can haz pointy enz
lotz ob dem standin on
butt f tehy floof u up
gigglement u can haz
blak kittehs deer 2 me
myn iz mush floofier
butt my boi shorthare, whyte
n so it averages
Pawly daktyl kitteh is
pollydactle.
Dats fer stompin out forest fires. =^.^=
Pointy endz are melting!
Yoo is rite! Teh proof is teh blak meltee pawprintz kitteh lefted on teh sidewok. Wayte a minnit. Cood just be gum.
or tar… or somfin else or… oh, cieling cat! let it be tar.
dorotheee, yu is chargd wif free, (cownt um, wun, too, free) cownts uv meltin innosent kullerd foalks wif pointee ends bai porin watter ovr them.
stawp lissenin to teh man in greeen! himz a bad inflooens.
Ooh splain!
can wii haz CCC (confushun crash cart)?
iz oz ref?
2 miny toze! Not inuff seetbeltz!
Clown kitteh needs more cullaz, floppy shooz not enuffs.
hymns iz colorfull—heez red ‘n’ white ‘n’ black awl ober.
red? ai hopes datz ketchup.
o, hymn’s red an wite on teh INSIDE! Black on teh outside.
Lol! I voted fer dis!
Mefinks he’s watrkitteh - has paddls, nawt paws…
heh, heh, doan fergit 2 snorkle hymn!
IZ not watr ketteh u stoopy hoomin… u be drownin teh poor bebe kitteh!
Him great artsy paynter ketteh, Iz ansesser to Heminway ketteh frun Key West!
Teh moor pointy eds they haz teh more famus artist tehy becums in life!
More pointy ends tehy hab, teh eezier teh brushes iz to kleen to…SRSLY!
U b teh stoopy hughmann then - Kitteh can has bery PHEW pointee ends! Kitteh no b famus.
Me still finks he’s watrkitteh. New breed. Nao all we’s needn is FLYIN kitteh, an dey will roole EARF, SEE and SKY!
Dis one ob doz polyda….polyd.. may toed cats? May he gotz possable tumbs?
I habs a polly…polydac…kitteh wifs 7 toes on eech hand and eben habs doo claws on teh bak feets. Mitts habs one toe dat’s liek a spidee claw on her palm. No matter how well clipped, dat one claw taps on teh floor wen she walks.
Still, no posable fumbs.
Iz mah jawb to open gushi fud and cleen catboks.
An trim nayls… Ma poor ol RC, she had wun nayl dat dint retract at awl, so I hadda trim it often so she wooden git stuk awn da carpit. Her toze wuz retardid. Sorta anti-polydac… Her owtside toe on eech foot wuz reelee smawl, an dat wun dint retrac. Uvver toze kinda smawl an skwisht togevver, mayd a daintee lil foot….
I luvd her so much… She sleepin in a sunbeem ober da Brij, beree pashent waytin fur me to come an lurve her summoar….
B!,
I give you hugs, and my kitteh in my lap gives you purrs and licks for your kitteh over da bridge.
mi kittehs ober da bridge an mi late vet friend up dere wif her. **hugs**
also, *licks* from ma kitteh
B!, I sowy ur missin ur RC.
I noes hao u feelz.
Headbutts and snorgles frum mah Mitts to u.
mebbe yur kitteh akshully has posable thums, but iz smart enuff to get u to open gushifood canz and cleen catboks.
awl kittehs i gno be mush mo smart enuff 4 mii
cloudyboykitteh haz da extra toeses - front feetz look like mittunz. Cloudyboykitteh not smartz enuff to use posable thumz but iz smartz enuff to get cloudy to pai for and distrib- dustribs- hand outz treetz and fud. Cloudyboykitteh has ridonkulously small earzes and long teef, also not laking dooclawz on back feetz. Him iz tuxie so is too sweetz for wurdz.
That is hilar. Time to gets ma’ tires checked.
http://www.wannasmile.com
Oh hai WannaSmile,
I fink dat sumtiems u gets teh low burger votes cuz u alwais puts ur website unner awl ur comments.
I doan want u to feel bad finking dat nobuddeh lieks ur commints. Ur commints r gud.
Mah guess iz dat sum peeps fink it’z a liddle spammy to puts ur link under ebery postie. Ov corse, it’s ur choyce to do that. Juss didn’t want u feelin bad bout teh low burgers.
well, and it kinda confused me, cuz I’ve clikt on it, thinkin that it wuz a link 2 sumpting related to teh post, but then it isn’t, so I don’t get it, and I doan rlly wanna smyle then.
Ernest Hemingway kitteh sez a Farewell to Armz.
Haw haw! Maybee in this case is Attached to Armz…
pic tis upside down… ceiling cat has suction pads.
“i’m stuck on seelings, cuz seelings R stuck on mii!”
“hooked on sealings, werked 4 mii”
“seelings, whoa whoa o o o seelings”
♪oh wadda feelin…i’z dansin on teh seelin’…♪
Ai aksed sumbuddy teh odder day, but dint see reesponse…. hao u mayke doze myoosikal notes, plz?
hope you’re still checking for the answer, summer!
i knew how to do the double eighth notes (♫): type “& # 9835 ;” w/out the spaces. on a hunch, i tried “& # 9834 ;” & sure enough, there was the single eighth note (♪)! that’s for html; in word (for windows, at least), hold down “alt” & type 9835 or 9834 w/num lock on.
eeeeer werrrrm…..
boring into yer hed…
ooga shaka ooga shaka
aiaiaiaiaim hooked on a ceiling…
whut? sry, i gotz dis blues weed whut b cunfuzzing mii.
whut?
Heer’s teh link fur teh song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O90CYGNvOfE
thx
i fink u mist mai pun
butt Billie Piper - nomnomnom!
2nd seezon nawt be played heer, yet
bai
blues weed…gud wun! grayt big lolz!
thx forgetting it
remember 2 giv it bak
ebil kitteh sez;
I’m on yer ceeling ignorin yer grabbity.
Hay! you has teh webbed toeses! you’s amphee… apmee… anfee… Frog-Kitteh!
lien form behind mii 4 kisses!!
I nawt mush 4 a princess! (beard spoils it!)
Well, BabaHern, yoo noe tehre iz a fairytail where teh Princess iz the frog. Purrhaps taht iz wut thiz kitteh iz - the Frogprincess!! Tehn she wud liek yur beerd.
“i wish that i had duck feets”
much burgerz 4 u!! ai luv taht book! iz wun uv mai favritz.