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dem is strange frunt paws
HAPPY NAWT SECUND!!!!!!
Yeah homescribe!
Nawt second ona Caturday to boot!
wif boots wee can do stompy naut sekun danse!
stompy stomp stomp
stompy stomp stomp
stompy stomp stomp
hmmm ai can has ryvems?
Dees bootz wuz mayd 4 walkin?
Dat be a cool song 4 a nawt sekund danse?
It stompy an strutty and hav da hole ‘yoo iz pleh’ attatood 4 dat kitteh he hav goin awn.
Wud agree, sept eyem tinkin dat deez bootz wud bee gud bootz fur teh biskitmakin awlso. Mah kitteh nawt lyk two walk 2 mush, perfurs sleepin, butt iz gud at makin biskits on mah hed at siksoklok in teh mawnin wen he tinks iz brekfestime. Deez bootz kud mayk doze ekstrabig biskits yew get in kawfeeshopz.
Yew keepz sayin yew gotz gushifud 4 me
Gushifud iz teh berry bes
Yew gotz teh hans datz got teh pozable fums, yeah
So ohpen teh kan an let me haz brekfes
Deez bootz kan mayk teh biskits
An datz jes wot tehyll do
If yew doen getz me gushifud
Eyl walk awl ovuh yew.
(Iz yew reddee, bootz? Mayk biskits!)
Berry gud, TJ. U got me dansin’ like Nancy Sinpawtra.
I jus wanna lay awn ma bak wayrin a swetter an undees an boots and just moov ma laygs to da moosik, k?
Den I stan up an do da Froog wile fawlin down deez steps wif awl deez uvver gals, k?
Dat vidyo iz da secksee!
TJ – taht iz – well – ai can’t stop laffing. Iz so grate to start the day out laffing!!
TJ – yew rawk!
Dem is pollee dactill pawz! Moar paw, moar pointy endz! An veree kewt.
zomg – iz dat why hiz paws are so poofy? lolz
o boi, ican haz pawly dacylic pome!!!uno!!
i can haz pointy enz
lotz ob dem standin on
butt f tehy floof u up
gigglement u can haz
blak kittehs deer 2 me
myn iz mush floofier
butt my boi shorthare, whyte
n so it averages
Pawly daktyl kitteh is
pollydactle.
Dats fer stompin out forest fires. =^.^=
Pointy endz are melting!
Yoo is rite! Teh proof is teh blak meltee pawprintz kitteh lefted on teh sidewok. Wayte a minnit. Cood just be gum.
or tar… or somfin else or… oh, cieling cat! let it be tar.
dorotheee, yu is chargd wif free, (cownt um, wun, too, free) cownts uv meltin innosent kullerd foalks wif pointee ends bai porin watter ovr them.
stawp lissenin to teh man in greeen! himz a bad inflooens.
Ooh splain!
can wii haz CCC (confushun crash cart)?
iz oz ref?
2 miny toze! Not inuff seetbeltz!
Clown kitteh needs more cullaz, floppy shooz not enuffs.
hymns iz colorfull—heez red ‘n’ white ‘n’ black awl ober.
red? ai hopes datz ketchup.
o, hymn’s red an wite on teh INSIDE! Black on teh outside.
Lol! I voted fer dis!
Mefinks he’s watrkitteh – has paddls, nawt paws…
heh, heh, doan fergit 2 snorkle hymn!
IZ not watr ketteh u stoopy hoomin… u be drownin teh poor bebe kitteh!
Him great artsy paynter ketteh, Iz ansesser to Heminway ketteh frun Key West!
Teh moor pointy eds they haz teh more famus artist tehy becums in life!
More pointy ends tehy hab, teh eezier teh brushes iz to kleen to…SRSLY!
U b teh stoopy hughmann then – Kitteh can has bery PHEW pointee ends! Kitteh no b famus.
Me still finks he’s watrkitteh. New breed. Nao all we’s needn is FLYIN kitteh, an dey will roole EARF, SEE and SKY!
Dis one ob doz polyda….polyd.. may toed cats? May he gotz possable tumbs?
I habs a polly…polydac…kitteh wifs 7 toes on eech hand and eben habs doo claws on teh bak feets. Mitts habs one toe dat’s liek a spidee claw on her palm. No matter how well clipped, dat one claw taps on teh floor wen she walks.
Still, no posable fumbs.
Iz mah jawb to open gushi fud and cleen catboks.
An trim nayls… Ma poor ol RC, she had wun nayl dat dint retract at awl, so I hadda trim it often so she wooden git stuk awn da carpit. Her toze wuz retardid. Sorta anti-polydac… Her owtside toe on eech foot wuz reelee smawl, an dat wun dint retrac. Uvver toze kinda smawl an skwisht togevver, mayd a daintee lil foot….
I luvd her so much… She sleepin in a sunbeem ober da Brij, beree pashent waytin fur me to come an lurve her summoar….
B!,
I give you hugs, and my kitteh in my lap gives you purrs and licks for your kitteh over da bridge.
mi kittehs ober da bridge an mi late vet friend up dere wif her. **hugs**
also, *licks* from ma kitteh
B!, I sowy ur missin ur RC.
I noes hao u feelz.
Headbutts and snorgles frum mah Mitts to u.
mebbe yur kitteh akshully has posable thums, but iz smart enuff to get u to open gushifood canz and cleen catboks.
awl kittehs i gno be mush mo smart enuff 4 mii
cloudyboykitteh haz da extra toeses – front feetz look like mittunz. Cloudyboykitteh not smartz enuff to use posable thumz but iz smartz enuff to get cloudy to pai for and distrib- dustribs- hand outz treetz and fud. Cloudyboykitteh has ridonkulously small earzes and long teef, also not laking dooclawz on back feetz. Him iz tuxie so is too sweetz for wurdz.
That is hilar. Time to gets ma’ tires checked.
http://www.wannasmile.com
Oh hai WannaSmile,
I fink dat sumtiems u gets teh low burger votes cuz u alwais puts ur website unner awl ur comments.
I doan want u to feel bad finking dat nobuddeh lieks ur commints. Ur commints r gud.
Mah guess iz dat sum peeps fink it’z a liddle spammy to puts ur link under ebery postie. Ov corse, it’s ur choyce to do that. Juss didn’t want u feelin bad bout teh low burgers.
well, and it kinda confused me, cuz I’ve clikt on it, thinkin that it wuz a link 2 sumpting related to teh post, but then it isn’t, so I don’t get it, and I doan rlly wanna smyle then.
Ernest Hemingway kitteh sez a Farewell to Armz.
Haw haw! Maybee in this case is Attached to Armz…
pic tis upside down… ceiling cat has suction pads.
“i’m stuck on seelings, cuz seelings R stuck on mii!”
“hooked on sealings, werked 4 mii”
“seelings, whoa whoa o o o seelings”
♪oh wadda feelin…i’z dansin on teh seelin’…♪
Ai aksed sumbuddy teh odder day, but dint see reesponse…. hao u mayke doze myoosikal notes, plz?
hope you’re still checking for the answer, summer!
i knew how to do the double eighth notes (♫): type “& # 9835 ;” w/out the spaces. on a hunch, i tried “& # 9834 ;” & sure enough, there was the single eighth note (♪)! that’s for html; in word (for windows, at least), hold down “alt” & type 9835 or 9834 w/num lock on.
eeeeer werrrrm…..
boring into yer hed…
ooga shaka ooga shaka
aiaiaiaiaim hooked on a ceiling…
whut? sry, i gotz dis blues weed whut b cunfuzzing mii.
whut?
Heer’s teh link fur teh song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O90CYGNvOfE
thx
i fink u mist mai pun
butt Billie Piper – nomnomnom!
2nd seezon nawt be played heer, yet
bai
blues weed…gud wun! grayt big lolz!
thx forgetting it
remember 2 giv it bak
ebil kitteh sez;
I’m on yer ceeling ignorin yer grabbity.
Hay! you has teh webbed toeses! you’s amphee… apmee… anfee… Frog-Kitteh!
lien form behind mii 4 kisses!!
I nawt mush 4 a princess! (beard spoils it!)
Well, BabaHern, yoo noe tehre iz a fairytail where teh Princess iz the frog. Purrhaps taht iz wut thiz kitteh iz – the Frogprincess!! Tehn she wud liek yur beerd.
“i wish that i had duck feets”
much burgerz 4 u!! ai luv taht book! iz wun uv mai favritz.
♫be kind to your web-footed friends♫
…especially the furry ones!
day mite b sumbody’s mutther…
if you don’t get ‘em spayed, yeah (that is being kind to them!)
flat footz keep u safe from draft. u won’t be in the iraq.
y doan u juss close teh window?
I fort dat too, Romeow!!
(hehehehe!!)
flat footed kitteh is sooo tired!
Toe truck. *groangiggul*
These boots r maed fur walkin…
WAN OV THEES DAIS THEES BOOTS R GONNA WALK ALL OVAR U
You wins teh Internets, IMO, for knowing this song.
haz u hurd lee hazlewood’s version (hez teh compozer)?
iz dark, kinda threatening!
mush difernint form hiz perducktiom uv Nanky Snotra’s vurshum
Ai dint now that – where can we find thiz vershun??? Ai wud liek to heer it sumtime.
on hiz ablum “Cake or Death”
can not find full vurshun online, omly find snippets on amazon & sum uther riverz
f u finz it – b aware – taht’s Duane Eddy on guitar!
ov koars, when i heerz teh frayze “caek or deth” teh firsty ting taht comz to mah mined is Eddie Izzard
Kitteh haz weerdz pawz.
Mebbee pawleedakktill, butz
I juss doan’t feenk so
Mebbee sebben toez
awn fruntz pawz? Mebbee sikkz
toez awn himz bakk pawz?
Juss moar clawz 2 hangz
awn2 stuffz lyke Curtinnz andz
bakk ubz Beeg Lawnng Chayr
Jack.
Jack,
cheezpeeps (liek mii) votez 4 u.
but sumtiems nawt lotz uv comments.
wii (at least i) lurve u, so pleez –
U R mai src 4 lolcat haiku.
wii lurves u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dun’t stop!1
Jack ur de wizzerd wit werds an i lurves u.
I looks forwurd to
pichers, lolspeak comments, and
teh haikus of Deth.
dang. I thought Lucy had sum big feets, but that’s reedicoolus!
I haz AAA membahship…dey take care dis…
iwanna joyn teh AAA bud I dont no how to spellz it.
i hadda ‘mergency, butt i koodnt git help cuz i forgotted teh nummber fore 911…
Yippee, heer, follow dese destruckshuns fur halp:
Nawt second, push teh nine.
Second, push teh eleben.
Or, u cud juss hollar HALP!
O, Romeow, U is such a helpfull kitteh, (an berry silleh, 2!)
i wanna cawl 911 on my cell phone but i lokkedit in my conbertable adn teh top is dwon adn it luks lik rayne.
issit just me oar duz it seems like dayshzyuh voo awl obber agin to you?
MaryO, I feelz ur pane.
Ebery tiem I luks in teh closet it’s
Dese saem shoos awl ober again.
U betta cawl a locksmith fur ur conbertible.
onlee won fing too doo–go back into teh store, and go shopping some more…
git a anchor, a bayonett, a cricket,
a drill, an extenshun cord, a fog horn,
a goggie, a hairbrush, and indian ink,
a goat, a hegehoag, a igwanna,
a granny square, a hogtie, some ink,
a garland, a harpsikord, a ink pen,
a juju bee, a keystone, a limabeen,
typewriter ribbon for granpa’s Underwood
umbrella with impressionistic art onnit
very good tea, preferrably jasmine
am uzing kitteh alfamabet.
whyne, meebe a gud shirrazz
x-iles frum teh war zone
yello-belleed sap sukkr
and a “zerbit”
… I lub joo guys…
ai akshually did sumfin lik dis a few yeerz ago…….took mi conbertyable to teh video stor, an loked teh keyz ina car……wiff teh top up…….so ai tawlkeded diz young guy (nawt nakked) into halpin me tri to getz teh dor open…..an as we wer tring to wiggul our pise of wir dwon to teh handul…….anoidder guy comz up an sez “u wantz ur keyz?”
“oh yessess plz” sez ai, an den teh guy reecheded into teh OPUN window awn teh passenjer side ov teh car an handeded me mi keyz………
an now u awl noes wat an idot ai can be……heh heh
Teh yung (nawt nekkid) guy halping u muss hab been so obercum by ur byootee an charm dat he cuddn’t see teh open window eeber.
BTW, did u ask him iffs he waz gud at ironin?
salleh, i gibz yu teh kumpany in teh stoopy draivin dipartmint! befoar i beginned mi draivin test, i wuz walkin tu teh kar wif mi draivin instrk… innstruk… teecher an teh DMV guy (nawt nekkid eeder). i oapen teh draiver sied door wif teh kee — eeben doe teh draiver sied windo wuz daon! doar wuz nawt lokkd eeder! mi teecher laffd an laffd, an teh DMV guy jus smyld. (i passd teh test, so stowry haz happitail ending. wikkid parallel parkin skeelz, ai haz dem!)
ai cant resist. ai, too, wunz had a converibul – a prittee liddle dark bloo Fiat – an tehy were verree low, so ai used to put mai purse awn teh top to get out teh keyz eezilee.
Ai wuz driving to werk wunz and awll these peeple were honking an pointing -so ai pulled over – an there wuz mai purse, still awn top ov the car.
Salleh, ai tew has a stoopy drivin stawree.
Mistah handi an ai goes on a dai owt an leeves car inna carpark. Commin bak to car we see back doar wyde open.
Thinkin “OH NOES!!111!!” we rushes to car, bd ebberyting still in it an no syne of teh dammages. We musta just leaved teh doar oppen.
Stoopy peeps, thinks we.
An pushes down teh locks on boath teh back doars, an cloases tehm tite.
An tehn we luk in thro teh windyow an see teh car keys on teh bak seet, where I putted tehm daoun to checks teh burlolurs had nawt steeled stuff fraom teh car. Yeah – ai lockeded teh keys in teh car.
Hadda fone a gui to come get tehm owt. Him not nekkied eider. Him laff at us lots! *sigh*
i heard about this story on the radio while i was reading this thread! a bank robber was caught because the guy waiting in the getaway truck drained its battery listening to the radio! & this robbery was double-dumb–the bank was in the same bldg. as a police station! (hopin’ i can has link that works–1st time i’ve tried posting a link on ichc.)
everybody feel better now about your own dumb-driving stories?
yesh, tanks! I feel better now that I knows knot to drayne my car batterry playing muzik, just in kase I needs 2 make a kwick git-away!
anom – doo ai assume corektlee taht yoo ar frum Canada? Ai hope ai am nawt being too nosey, but ai am maeking a list – just becuz ai iz interested – ov where peepl ar frum.
oops–sorry, janet, i didn’t check back for replies till now! i hope you still do. the story’s from canada, but i’m not…i’m usa-an & live in new york. i heard the story on the national public radio show wait, wait, don’t tell me, in this segment (about 2:50 in, but i’m not sure it’ll be up after the next show airs on caturday). the show’s from chicago, so i guess it shows ya just can’t tell.
‘Why I got 2 wear da orthapedic shooz, Mom? Awl da uvver kidz dey is gonna laff at me.’
yU know whut they say ’bout peez hoo gots beeg feets?
They needz beeg soks?
yup; an they ware beeg shooz
o. romeow!! i laff so lowd mah kittehs storp an luks @ meh.
When ah groze into dese feetses, dey is going to be sorreh!
TOE truck dats funeh
like, toe-tally!
fur shur, dood
I actually saw a tow truck once in NYC w/this name painted on the side of the crane: TOWTALLY. For real.
wellz ok…..
in Seatatle WA therz a tow truc compani dat haz a big plastic toe onda top up each tow truk cab….. iz weirdz n phunny!
momcat
a toe-tally? hard to tally toes in that little picture, but i’d guess they come to a toe-tal of at least 24!
WYze kitteh haz a grate understanding.
praktikal kitteh haz a firm grip on teh sitty-nashun.
detektiv kitteh walkz on soft shooz.
harry-footed kat izza kitteh hobbit.
klumbsy kitteh iz awl fumbs.
None ov dem posable.
gud poynt, Romeow! dats W he so clumbsy.
fumbsy?
Baker kitteh makes biskets rlly well.
pattee kayk?
yesh, only broader: Patricia Kacke
…Why does this one look very familiar?
i can haz circus show?
whut kinda trix doo yoo knoe?
haha! daz funneez!
well, 2 mii itz teh toees, knot teh kneez dat R fun.
y kitteh r barepawed?
becaws dey duznint has EEEEEE in his size.
Yeah, lets get sum barepaws frum teh bakery!
kitteh sez, “ick bin ein Barepaw”!
WIN! U maed me really LOL!
sweet!
an taystee!
an nootrishus!
An good in cawfee! Lets get sum!!
it hassa flavorz!
No, we’re outta bear claws!
Name the song FTW….
ummm, let uz eet kake?
rimyndz me, “pao” (sumtiemz speled “pav”, cuz moas indian langwajz haz no seprit sowndz fer “v” an “w”) iz a kind ub bred role heer in india. Pao iz leavened (az pozed tu unleavened bredz liek naan an roti). pao awl frech an hawt frum baykery — happyness!!
WAAAAH POOR KITTY!!!!
U iz just gellus that yU onlee haz tin!
Yeeaaayyyzz, front page nooz!! Ize happee nao.
4 flatz kitteh iz ndeed Hemminway kitteh. Foto come frum jenerus postur @ de evrryoosful stuffonmycat.com
thx fur puttin mee on 4rnt paje!!!1!
Grate catshun Shuvcat!
Conga rats elashuns to u! Hao long ago did u submit this?
Wae waaaaee loong ago…..B4 ChristyMas me finks.
Shuvcat – this is a reelee WUNDERFUL capshun. Toe Truk!!! so clever. Yoo shud bee moast prowd ov yurself fur this wun indeed!!! It iz moast frunt page werthy.
do you has blank? i can’t find on stuffonmycat.
kitteh haz 4 flatz…
he meows in A-flat major (ore iz it F minor?)
Haha! Dat’s funnee! Ravver awbscyoor, but I geddit!!
Horns honk (in USA) in F Major, et leest nowadayz dey do…. Iz fun to has a horn chord!
well, ah’ll bead!
Bee flat, ee flat, aye flat, and dee flat…
cud be big foot? aka saskwatch
No, he’s on Mars – they hab teh pikshurs.
I tink you mentz tu sai bigfeetz!
Alzo I gladz if dis kitteh is da Offishul Bigfeetz instead of dizkusting big primait. Primaitz is teh pleh and yez I meanz hoomanz too!
Shaq O’Kitteh, teh addolessent yeers.
Whoa, wut weird feetz
I R knot a freek!
I is jus a behbeh! I weel gro into dem, I swaer! Den I be beeeeeeeg kitteh.
Ai LURVES this kitteh. Wishes he waz mine………………………………………….
hemingway kitteh?
best…caption…evar!
my funny feet—let me show U them.
I maded yU sum biskits—butt I eeted dem.
I’m on yer sydewalk, tip towing, towing, towing towing frew teh tiles.
o hai, cheezfrenz! I iz trying a ’speriment: How menny klassik ICHC memes can be used on 1 picture? Wanna play?? It wood B fun, I finks…
inbisible orthopedik shooz.
cat-lyke poly-toes detekted…
look at teh cuute, not teh messy-towz…
inz soviet russia polydactal toes haz u!
momcat
O hai, i here yU needz sum finger-painting done?
wii charge bai teh finger!
ooo, 1 ob dems nawt permittnet…allowz..u cain’t uze dis finger!!!! guess wich one!!
ur feet haz a smell.
dey smellz lyke free-toes!
as a legal professional, i advise you strongly not to do this with your cat. please think of the kitties!
- or –
if you must do this for your kitty, please call a vet tech.
nom, nom, nom–my towz, they R deelishious and nootrishious!
You are all fricken mad MAD I tell you!
i purty frndly, akual!
Mai toes, dey has a flavor.
i can haz corm chips?
Just lookz at d kittyz eyez..she is gonna pounz.
u kno wha teh say about kitteh wif big paws…
Duzn’t kittehs sleep liek twenny ourz a dae? Ai’d seh dey awl haz big pauses.
sumwhut OT, sry. i reed dis nyooz awn todai’z BBC Online. A berry speshul liddl kitteh naemd Babygirl needz a hoam. If yu’z in western Pinselvainea awr eestern Ohai-o, an kan adopt a speshul kitteh, pleez see beloe. Kitteh soon gonna be 3-legged kat, after ampyootaytin *two* legs (yes, she born wif 5). She at Washington Area Humane Society neer Pittsburgh:
http://www.washingtonpashelter.org
1527 Route 136, Eighty Four, PA 15330
724-222-PETS
Office: 724-229-0404
washahs@fyi.net
Okey, WurPress haits mah posteses
WorPress, why must u plot agins mee so?
OMG TOES!
Awwww, dis kitteh remindin’ me of teh black kitteh wit 7 toes up front, and 6 toes in back (both sides). He climbed up my legs on a cold day, beggin for warm lovins and smooshy. He sure could grab food from me with all them extra toes. My son’s Grandpa fell in love with him and took him to his new home. (uh, did my first comment go through? I hope I’m not double commenting)
My mom had a cat once with huge many toed feet like that.
His name was Jean Claw Kitty Le Foot.
There are a lot of polydactyl cats on Prince Edward Island.
7-toed cat!!
That cat looks like it’s front paws have been run over. :’(
omg i loove all the cute little pictures this site is amazing [ : lol
itz stupid in a way
BUT AN AMAZING WAY