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  1. homescribe says:

    dem is strange frunt paws

    • cuckoocat says:

      HAPPY NAWT SECUND!!!!!!

      • Romeow says:

        Yeah homescribe!

        Nawt second ona Caturday to boot!

        • snafutti says:

          wif boots wee can do stompy naut sekun danse!

          stompy stomp stomp
          stompy stomp stomp
          stompy stomp stomp

          hmmm ai can has ryvems?

          • sawa says:

            Dees bootz wuz mayd 4 walkin?

            Dat be a cool song 4 a nawt sekund danse?

            It stompy an strutty and hav da hole ‘yoo iz pleh’ attatood 4 dat kitteh he hav goin awn.

            • Tony James says:

              Wud agree, sept eyem tinkin dat deez bootz wud bee gud bootz fur teh biskitmakin awlso. Mah kitteh nawt lyk two walk 2 mush, perfurs sleepin, butt iz gud at makin biskits on mah hed at siksoklok in teh mawnin wen he tinks iz brekfestime. Deez bootz kud mayk doze ekstrabig biskits yew get in kawfeeshopz.

              Yew keepz sayin yew gotz gushifud 4 me
              Gushifud iz teh berry bes
              Yew gotz teh hans datz got teh pozable fums, yeah
              So ohpen teh kan an let me haz brekfes

              Deez bootz kan mayk teh biskits
              An datz jes wot tehyll do
              If yew doen getz me gushifud
              Eyl walk awl ovuh yew.

              (Iz yew reddee, bootz? Mayk biskits!)

            • Cweenmj says:

              Berry gud, TJ. U got me dansin’ like Nancy Sinpawtra.

            • B! says:

              I jus wanna lay awn ma bak wayrin a swetter an undees an boots and just moov ma laygs to da moosik, k?

              Den I stan up an do da Froog wile fawlin down deez steps wif awl deez uvver gals, k?

              Dat vidyo iz da secksee!

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              TJ – taht iz – well – ai can’t stop laffing. Iz so grate to start the day out laffing!!

            • handikat says:

              TJ – yew rawk!

    • Callista says:

      Dem is pollee dactill pawz! Moar paw, moar pointy endz! An veree kewt.

    • shastzi says:

      Dats fer stompin out forest fires. =^.^=

  2. Msfolly says:

    Pointy endz are melting!

  3. Becca says:

    2 miny toze! Not inuff seetbeltz!

  4. mwwilliams says:

    Clown kitteh needs more cullaz, floppy shooz not enuffs.

  5. Molly says:

    Lol! I voted fer dis! :D

    Mefinks he’s watrkitteh – has paddls, nawt paws…

    • kitkay says:

      heh, heh, doan fergit 2 snorkle hymn!

      • MizHizzyFitz says:

        IZ not watr ketteh u stoopy hoomin… u be drownin teh poor bebe kitteh!

        Him great artsy paynter ketteh, Iz ansesser to Heminway ketteh frun Key West!
        Teh moor pointy eds they haz teh more famus artist tehy becums in life!

        More pointy ends tehy hab, teh eezier teh brushes iz to kleen to…SRSLY!

        • Molly says:

          U b teh stoopy hughmann then – Kitteh can has bery PHEW pointee ends! Kitteh no b famus.

          Me still finks he’s watrkitteh. New breed. Nao all we’s needn is FLYIN kitteh, an dey will roole EARF, SEE and SKY!

  6. Lucy says:

    Dis one ob doz polyda….polyd.. may toed cats? May he gotz possable tumbs?

    • Romeow says:

      I habs a polly…polydac…kitteh wifs 7 toes on eech hand and eben habs doo claws on teh bak feets. Mitts habs one toe dat’s liek a spidee claw on her palm. No matter how well clipped, dat one claw taps on teh floor wen she walks.

      Still, no posable fumbs.
      Iz mah jawb to open gushi fud and cleen catboks.

      • B! says:

        An trim nayls… Ma poor ol RC, she had wun nayl dat dint retract at awl, so I hadda trim it often so she wooden git stuk awn da carpit. Her toze wuz retardid. Sorta anti-polydac… Her owtside toe on eech foot wuz reelee smawl, an dat wun dint retrac. Uvver toze kinda smawl an skwisht togevver, mayd a daintee lil foot….

        I luvd her so much… She sleepin in a sunbeem ober da Brij, beree pashent waytin fur me to come an lurve her summoar….

        • lufflaff says:

          B!,
          I give you hugs, and my kitteh in my lap gives you purrs and licks for your kitteh over da bridge.

          mi kittehs ober da bridge an mi late vet friend up dere wif her. **hugs**
          also, *licks* from ma kitteh

        • Romeow says:

          B!, I sowy ur missin ur RC.
          I noes hao u feelz.

          Headbutts and snorgles frum mah Mitts to u.

      • mimzoid says:

        mebbe yur kitteh akshully has posable thums, but iz smart enuff to get u to open gushifood canz and cleen catboks.

        • BamaHern says:

          awl kittehs i gno be mush mo smart enuff 4 mii

        • cloudy says:

          cloudyboykitteh haz da extra toeses – front feetz look like mittunz. Cloudyboykitteh not smartz enuff to use posable thumz but iz smartz enuff to get cloudy to pai for and distrib- dustribs- hand outz treetz and fud. Cloudyboykitteh has ridonkulously small earzes and long teef, also not laking dooclawz on back feetz. Him iz tuxie so is too sweetz for wurdz.

  7. WannaSmile says:

    That is hilar. Time to gets ma’ tires checked.
    http://www.wannasmile.com

    • Romeow says:

      Oh hai WannaSmile,

      I fink dat sumtiems u gets teh low burger votes cuz u alwais puts ur website unner awl ur comments.

      I doan want u to feel bad finking dat nobuddeh lieks ur commints. Ur commints r gud.

      Mah guess iz dat sum peeps fink it’z a liddle spammy to puts ur link under ebery postie. Ov corse, it’s ur choyce to do that. Juss didn’t want u feelin bad bout teh low burgers.

      • yippee!!! says:

        well, and it kinda confused me, cuz I’ve clikt on it, thinkin that it wuz a link 2 sumpting related to teh post, but then it isn’t, so I don’t get it, and I doan rlly wanna smyle then.

  8. Ernest Hemingway kitteh sez a Farewell to Armz.

  9. rodney dill says:

    pic tis upside down… ceiling cat has suction pads.

  10. Dani says:

    Hay! you has teh webbed toeses! you’s amphee… apmee… anfee… Frog-Kitteh!

  11. andy says:

    flat footz keep u safe from draft. u won’t be in the iraq.

  12. starling says:

    Toe truck. *groangiggul*

  13. Romeow says:

    These boots r maed fur walkin…

  14. Jack Deth says:

    Kitteh haz weerdz pawz.
    Mebbee pawleedakktill, butz
    I juss doan’t feenk so

    Mebbee sebben toez
    awn fruntz pawz? Mebbee sikkz
    toez awn himz bakk pawz?

    Juss moar clawz 2 hangz
    awn2 stuffz lyke Curtinnz andz
    bakk ubz Beeg Lawnng Chayr :-)

    Jack.

  15. lucysmommeh says:

    dang. I thought Lucy had sum big feets, but that’s reedicoolus!

  16. TunaOnMyMind says:

    I haz AAA membahship…dey take care dis…

    • mary O'Spockn says:

      iwanna joyn teh AAA bud I dont no how to spellz it.

      • yippee!!! says:

        i hadda ‘mergency, butt i koodnt git help cuz i forgotted teh nummber fore 911…

        • Romeow says:

          Yippee, heer, follow dese destruckshuns fur halp:

          Nawt second, push teh nine.
          Second, push teh eleben.

          Or, u cud juss hollar HALP!

        • mary O'Spockn says:

          i wanna cawl 911 on my cell phone but i lokkedit in my conbertable adn teh top is dwon adn it luks lik rayne.

          issit just me oar duz it seems like dayshzyuh voo awl obber agin to you?

          • Romeow says:

            MaryO, I feelz ur pane.

            Ebery tiem I luks in teh closet it’s
            Dese saem shoos awl ober again.

            U betta cawl a locksmith fur ur conbertible.

          • kitkay says:

            onlee won fing too doo–go back into teh store, and go shopping some more…

            git a anchor, a bayonett, a cricket,

          • salleh says:

            ai akshually did sumfin lik dis a few yeerz ago…….took mi conbertyable to teh video stor, an loked teh keyz ina car……wiff teh top up…….so ai tawlkeded diz young guy (nawt nakked) into halpin me tri to getz teh dor open…..an as we wer tring to wiggul our pise of wir dwon to teh handul…….anoidder guy comz up an sez “u wantz ur keyz?”

            “oh yessess plz” sez ai, an den teh guy reecheded into teh OPUN window awn teh passenjer side ov teh car an handeded me mi keyz………

            an now u awl noes wat an idot ai can be……heh heh

            • Romeow says:

              Teh yung (nawt nekkid) guy halping u muss hab been so obercum by ur byootee an charm dat he cuddn’t see teh open window eeber.

              BTW, did u ask him iffs he waz gud at ironin?

            • moe says:

              salleh, i gibz yu teh kumpany in teh stoopy draivin dipartmint! befoar i beginned mi draivin test, i wuz walkin tu teh kar wif mi draivin instrk… innstruk… teecher an teh DMV guy (nawt nekkid eeder). i oapen teh draiver sied door wif teh kee — eeben doe teh draiver sied windo wuz daon! doar wuz nawt lokkd eeder! mi teecher laffd an laffd, an teh DMV guy jus smyld. (i passd teh test, so stowry haz happitail ending. wikkid parallel parkin skeelz, ai haz dem!)

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              ai cant resist. ai, too, wunz had a converibul – a prittee liddle dark bloo Fiat – an tehy were verree low, so ai used to put mai purse awn teh top to get out teh keyz eezilee.

              Ai wuz driving to werk wunz and awll these peeple were honking an pointing -so ai pulled over – an there wuz mai purse, still awn top ov the car.

            • handikat says:

              Salleh, ai tew has a stoopy drivin stawree.

              Mistah handi an ai goes on a dai owt an leeves car inna carpark. Commin bak to car we see back doar wyde open.
              Thinkin “OH NOES!!111!!” we rushes to car, bd ebberyting still in it an no syne of teh dammages. We musta just leaved teh doar oppen.
              Stoopy peeps, thinks we.
              An pushes down teh locks on boath teh back doars, an cloases tehm tite.

              An tehn we luk in thro teh windyow an see teh car keys on teh bak seet, where I putted tehm daoun to checks teh burlolurs had nawt steeled stuff fraom teh car. Yeah – ai lockeded teh keys in teh car.
              Hadda fone a gui to come get tehm owt. Him not nekkied eider. Him laff at us lots! *sigh*

            • anom says:

              i heard about this story on the radio while i was reading this thread! a bank robber was caught because the guy waiting in the getaway truck drained its battery listening to the radio! & this robbery was double-dumb–the bank was in the same bldg. as a police station! (hopin’ i can has link that works–1st time i’ve tried posting a link on ichc.)

              everybody feel better now about your own dumb-driving stories?

            • kitkay says:

              yesh, tanks! I feel better now that I knows knot to drayne my car batterry playing muzik, just in kase I needs 2 make a kwick git-away!

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              anom – doo ai assume corektlee taht yoo ar frum Canada? Ai hope ai am nawt being too nosey, but ai am maeking a list – just becuz ai iz interested – ov where peepl ar frum.

            • anom says:

              oops–sorry, janet, i didn’t check back for replies till now! i hope you still do. the story’s from canada, but i’m not…i’m usa-an & live in new york. i heard the story on the national public radio show wait, wait, don’t tell me, in this segment (about 2:50 in, but i’m not sure it’ll be up after the next show airs on caturday). the show’s from chicago, so i guess it shows ya just can’t tell.

  17. sawa says:

    ‘Why I got 2 wear da orthapedic shooz, Mom? Awl da uvver kidz dey is gonna laff at me.’

  18. gascat says:

    TOE truck dats funeh

  19. kitkay says:

    WYze kitteh haz a grate understanding.

  20. GenEX the Hareoic says:

    …Why does this one look very familiar?

  21. Kittey2 says:

    i can haz circus show?

  22. lizzle says:

    haha! daz funneez!

  23. Flartus says:

    y kitteh r barepawed?

    becaws dey duznint has EEEEEE in his size.

  24. Olivia says:

    WAAAAH POOR KITTY!!!!

  25. Shuvcat says:

    Yeeaaayyyzz, front page nooz!! Ize happee nao. :)
    4 flatz kitteh iz ndeed Hemminway kitteh. Foto come frum jenerus postur @ de evrryoosful stuffonmycat.com
    thx fur puttin mee on 4rnt paje!!!1!

  26. kitkay says:

    kitteh haz 4 flatz…
    he meows in A-flat major (ore iz it F minor?)

  27. jamamakitty says:

    cud be big foot? aka saskwatch

  28. SarahD says:

    Shaq O’Kitteh, teh addolessent yeers.

  29. Anna says:

    Whoa, wut weird feetz

  30. jmuhj says:

    Ai LURVES this kitteh. Wishes he waz mine………………………………………….

  31. kctothemax says:

    hemingway kitteh?

  32. Josh J says:

    best…caption…evar!

  33. kitkay says:

    my funny feet—let me show U them.

  34. kitkay says:

    nom, nom, nom–my towz, they R deelishious and nootrishious!

  35. Geminate says:

    You are all fricken mad MAD I tell you!

  36. greasycat says:

    Mai toes, dey has a flavor.

  37. aboyfromindia says:

    Just lookz at d kittyz eyez..she is gonna pounz.

  38. Wittlekitteh says:

    u kno wha teh say about kitteh wif big paws…

  39. moe says:

    sumwhut OT, sry. i reed dis nyooz awn todai’z BBC Online. A berry speshul liddl kitteh naemd Babygirl needz a hoam. If yu’z in western Pinselvainea awr eestern Ohai-o, an kan adopt a speshul kitteh, pleez see beloe. Kitteh soon gonna be 3-legged kat, after ampyootaytin *two* legs (yes, she born wif 5). She at Washington Area Humane Society neer Pittsburgh:
    http://www.washingtonpashelter.org
    1527 Route 136, Eighty Four, PA 15330
    724-222-PETS
    Office: 724-229-0404
    washahs@fyi.net

  40. D.R. says:

    Okey, WurPress haits mah posteses :(

    WorPress, why must u plot agins mee so?

  41. LT says:

    OMG TOES!

  42. Miss me 7 toed kitty says:

    Awwww, dis kitteh remindin’ me of teh black kitteh wit 7 toes up front, and 6 toes in back (both sides). He climbed up my legs on a cold day, beggin for warm lovins and smooshy. He sure could grab food from me with all them extra toes. My son’s Grandpa fell in love with him and took him to his new home. (uh, did my first comment go through? I hope I’m not double commenting)

  43. Rainy says:

    My mom had a cat once with huge many toed feet like that.
    His name was Jean Claw Kitty Le Foot.

  44. dan says:

    There are a lot of polydactyl cats on Prince Edward Island.

  45. Izzy says:

    7-toed cat!!

  46. Naomi says:

    That cat looks like it’s front paws have been run over. :’(

  47. Noelle! says:

    omg i loove all the cute little pictures this site is amazing [ : lol
    itz stupid in a way
    BUT AN AMAZING WAY


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