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The one that got away was THIS BIG!!!!!
Cookie’s human, dere u is again in teh nawt-second spot! May ai join u in teh dansee - lukkily is dress-up Friday in teh awfiss so ai has mai hyooj gold pants an jakket wiv teh showlder pads awn alreddy.
Oooh, foar this pikshur we can be awl flashy and hab big loos pantz where the croch is wai down at ower nees! Um.. dunno if thats a gud fing, but it will be fun!
I liked M.C.’s “Addams Family!” - lets add this to the Hammer play list.
Yesh! Espeshally then ai duzznt has to ware teh baggy trowsers an can ware the blakanslinky Mortissha dress insted.
“Teyhr creepi an tehyr kooki
Missteeryous an spooki
Tehyr altogedder ookki
Teh Addams Fammilee!”
C’s H: Grate postin an eggsellunt sawng suggeshun! Yay!
Oar it shudda bin
“liv liek they wanna live
danss liek they wanna danss…..”
Cant tuch dis!
Doo do do do .. do do .. do do
Cant tuch dis!
Doo do do do .. do do .. do do
DUN tuch dis! Evar! Poyntee endz engage!
Doo do do do .. do do.. do do
You no can touch dis.
Oh noez–mah hammah panz falls down!
*halps ScotteeM up wif hims pants*
Whew…ScotteeM, u gots to b moar careful.
Dis b a fambly site.
…cept fur teh drinkin
…an teh nawty barn
…an teh wild dansin…butts odder than dat, iz a fambly site.
kitteh just say “oh ma lawd”
Tank u awl fur votin mee bak up frum dat troolish vote.
Hee neez tu sta wit Montee Python and da Holey Grail at da bridje askin hiz qweshons free.
NI! NI! NI!
I can has Holy Handgrenade fore to explode teh trolli??
Bring me a shrubbery
NI!
Trollie mus’ leev!
I will say “NEEE!” to you unless you comply!!!
And then chop down the tallest tree in the forrest with….A HERRING!!!
teh trollie mus has no kulture if teh trollie doan no monty…
teh trollie mus REEELY has no kulture if teh trollie doan no a joosie cheezbrgr wen it C one…
silie trollie.
der branes, dey mad wid rock.*
______
*Terie Pratchit ruferens, U git it?
LOL! Got it!!
Come back here, yew troll! I’ll bite yer legs off, yew coward! It’s just a flesh wound!
i run behin yoo makin cloppin soundz wif coconut havves
To the Burger Troll, whomever you mai B:
Giving low burger votes to people is not only mallici…mallishi…um, mean, but it defeets your own appparent purpose for giving low skores: of course the cheezfriends make up for it by repeatedly voting to give high skore.
But perhaps we shuld look at this travestie from another view…maibee you just don’t understand the skoring system - if U think a comment is really good, give it a 5 berger (the berger on the far right of the five offered bergers (any wid cheeze??????). If you don’t rilly like the comment or find it uninteresting, play nice, and just skip over it. Use a low berger only to show you aktively dislike a comment - like one that disparages kittehs or peoples or whutevah.
Cheeze frends be a nice gruup of people - we likes the kittehs, we knoews about warp power dilithium converters, we B sumetimes funny…U be welkom to play wid us….but pleeze play nicely. Don’t make the kittehs want to give you face-whap for ruff play!
Well said, CH!!!
***whispers in cookie’s human’s ear***
Nao can I shows them me pointy ends???
Engage!
“Make it so”
**flying furr with flashes of razory sharpp ointy ends***
NOM NOM NOM NOM NO— Pleh!! Koff, hak, hooka…
Trollis ar nawt tastee and nootrishus!! Thay ar teh pleh!!
Hooka hooka hooka…Ooops. Fink I plehed trolli remains in trolli’s left shu.
oooh, i lurves it when wez all tawkin Star Trek!!!
if troll duznt behave, kin we sekretlee transport some tribbles into dere enjin room? (where deyll be no tribble at awl)
@ abracatabra
…lobster!
(enneewon gets it?)
Ai don’t
butt SJ wud.
THERE’S A TROLL IN THE BASEMENT just thot you should know *clunk*
call out the fyumii gator!!
*shomp*
swry fur teh mixed metafurz
awesum Hairy Potter ref!
CH, taht wuz bery wel sed. Tihs is bery niz fambly heer wiht lotz of niz peeps. Der is no need 4 ennybudy 2 beez meen.
Ai cant taek tiem to pots a comment, but ai lubs to reed tem.
hapy day ebberybuddy–stay warm n dri
Well seds Cookie. But jus remembers cheez frens, teh votes donut really matter, finks ob the big piktur. Donut pays any tenshuns to teh trollz, dey is not wurf it.
If it gibs me teh giggles I givs lotsa Cheezbergers cause ai liks Cheezbergers……wit bacon.
whut about flux catpasitors?
JAZZ HANDS!!!
Yoo knoe hao I liek JAZZ HANS!
*dans dans*
*kikk dans*
*step kikk step*
JAZZ HANS!!
Sumwun gab me 1 burgr foar dis? Huh? Wuts wrong wiff it?
*berry sadly turns and wawks awai*
We habs a troll amungst us.
We need teh noo produk I’z markketeeng, cawled “Troll Be-Gone!” Okee, i doan hab ennyfing liek dat, but if I did, I wud use it todai!
Meenie.
*brings in teh CCC*
*opuns secrit compart… campert… door*
*releeses Teh Fyumi Gator*
Kill, Fyumi, Kill! Kill teh Stoppy Trool!
Yoo mai wants to avert yur eyeses if yoo are uv a sensitives natuur…
ai kin has fyumi gator fer IMDB message boards? tehre be sum reel meenies tehre. youtube too.
mek sure you hab yore personal size spritzer ob Scentz of Humor jest incase tehre’s moar tahn wun trolllses. tehy can sneeks up behine you…
*pats Fyumi’s hed* good gurl, Fyumi.
Fyumi grinz as only a gator can.
Go gatorz!
Ai fink teh troll duz nawt like teh danssin - voted me down too. Has happnd before. Nawt to worry as long as we is enjoyin owrselvs, hoo cares.
Prsnly, if ai duz nawt like wut somewun has posted, ai jus ignore it an givs teh burgrs to teh commints ai like. Teh wunburgertroll is meenie an cowerd as will nawt say wut tehy dus nawt like, jus leeves teh wunburger laik poop in ur shoo.
NE wai, best fing to do is ignore teh trollies, an keeps DANSINN. If u can manijj dat in dese big pants, u has to be careful oar u cud…
SPLAT
Uh …. ai’s fallen an I cannawt get up!
if i wuz honnest, the tecknikal part uv mai danssin iz probbly only wurth won cheezbrgr, but mebbe i getz eggstra cheez fur enthooziazm.
I can jus seez it nao…
NEW Trowl-b-Gon! GEts rid of all types of trowls…lerk and give low brgrs trowls, care trowls and even the insid- insad-the verry, verry hard to git rid ov trowls…only 19.99 a can…act nao, and get TOO canz for price of one…limited time offer, veesa, massercard or merkin’spress…
My werk blox out the bergrs
SO, I can’t even gib any bergrs to all the lolfrenz…
Oh don bee sad Zippycat. Luk, wii awl votin u bak upp. U noes wii awl lub u. Cum on bak.
Now letz c a leetul smyle.
Dere eye new u cud dew eet!
Fankoo Tribble! I knoo mai cheezfrenz wud be thare foar me! Besyds, wen i’z dansin, no stoopee troll is gonna stop me! I just wawked awai sadlee befoar I fown my Sents ov Hyoomer soe I cud ignor teh low burgrs.
I kinna liek dansin in dese beeg puffee pants! Gibs lawts ov freedum ov moovment!
*dans and kikk*
*halps SJ up*
Oh, and I reely liek Miss Fyumi gator! Wut a grate liddle fren to hab in the CCC!
Oh, anuvver fing that mayd me smyle todai!!!
We got liek 8-10 inchs ov sno lass nite .. BERY deep! Soe I went owt to start mai car and get sno awff it, and wun ov ower naybors had snowblowed ower dribewai!!! Ebrything was awl cleer ov sno essept ware mai car wuz parkkd! I wuz soe happee to see dat!
Soe wen I got hoam frum takeeng the liddle hyoomin kittens to skool, awl I had to do was shubbel the portch an the liddle bit arown my car!! Yay for nyce naybors!!
Can yoo awl send happee cheezburgr thots to him?
she’s batting her gator lashes achoo (she thrives on praize; all good gators do)
.she likes to danze but she’’s a bit dangereus wif hers tail.
ps the orange spray frum her eyez is onwy poysin to trolls. smells like orange blossoms to good peeps.
ME again! How u sees low burger votes? I follow SJ’s instructions to votes and I gibs all the 5 cheezburgers. What I see, all da comments get da 5 cheezeburgers. Where der low cheeseburgers?
Who wud be stoopy to give danzin’ low cheeseburgers? Ebrreboddie luves the danzin’ no?
TKX for the azziztan…help. I luves my cheezefwends!
**still dansing to Cheeseburger in Paradise from last picture**
Rite affter I poasted der was onlee 1 voat on my JAZZ HANS kommint, and it was a 1 burgr. I went froo sum ovver kommints and they wuz low too. But nao awl ower cheezfrens hab put in 5 burgr voats, and yoo cannut see the low burgrs ennymoar.
…MCA!
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/28/y-ca/
Quick! Find the other two cats!
der be SEEs Gahlure, wot wit deh curlie kittehs aroun…
but wer be teh “A” Ketteh?
Aye fink dis kitteh luks like “A”
Grate game idea, Lance !
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/23/funny-pictures-iz-goin-too-fazt
FTW!!
Took me a minit, but nao RFLMAO!!!
Eggzaktly wut I wuz finkin when I saw dis pic!!
Doan shoot! Ai suwwender!
chris farley cat, slips on rug
Kant tuch dat & iff u due, u get de 10 klaw salute!
Chris Farley Cat, slips on rug…