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hammah time

hey dj! can i requests teh YMCA next?

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  1. Cookie's human says:

    The one that got away was THIS BIG!!!!!

    • SJ says:

      Cookie’s human, dere u is again in teh nawt-second spot! May ai join u in teh dansee – lukkily is dress-up Friday in teh awfiss so ai has mai hyooj gold pants an jakket wiv teh showlder pads awn alreddy.

      • Zippycat says:

        Oooh, foar this pikshur we can be awl flashy and hab big loos pantz where the croch is wai down at ower nees! Um.. dunno if thats a gud fing, but it will be fun!

        • Cookie's human says:

          I liked M.C.’s “Addams Family!” – lets add this to the Hammer play list.

          • annyluvsprintie says:

            Yesh! Espeshally then ai duzznt has to ware teh baggy trowsers an can ware the blakanslinky Mortissha dress insted.

            “Teyhr creepi an tehyr kooki
            Missteeryous an spooki
            Tehyr altogedder ookki
            Teh Addams Fammilee!”

            C’s H: Grate postin an eggsellunt sawng suggeshun! Yay!

  2. Tribble says:

    Cant tuch dis!

    • Zippycat says:

      Doo do do do .. do do .. do do

      Cant tuch dis!

      Doo do do do .. do do .. do do
      :D

    • Tribble says:

      Tank u awl fur votin mee bak up frum dat troolish vote.
      Hee neez tu sta wit Montee Python and da Holey Grail at da bridje askin hiz qweshons free.
      NI! NI! NI!

      • abracatabra says:

        I can has Holy Handgrenade fore to explode teh trolli??

      • abracatabra says:

        Trollie mus’ leev!

        I will say “NEEE!” to you unless you comply!!!

        And then chop down the tallest tree in the forrest with….A HERRING!!!

      • Cookie's human says:

        To the Burger Troll, whomever you mai B:

        Giving low burger votes to people is not only mallici…mallishi…um, mean, but it defeets your own appparent purpose for giving low skores: of course the cheezfriends make up for it by repeatedly voting to give high skore.

        But perhaps we shuld look at this travestie from another view…maibee you just don’t understand the skoring system – if U think a comment is really good, give it a 5 berger (the berger on the far right of the five offered bergers (any wid cheeze??????). If you don’t rilly like the comment or find it uninteresting, play nice, and just skip over it. Use a low berger only to show you aktively dislike a comment – like one that disparages kittehs or peoples or whutevah.

        Cheeze frends be a nice gruup of people – we likes the kittehs, we knoews about warp power dilithium converters, we B sumetimes funny…U be welkom to play wid us….but pleeze play nicely. Don’t make the kittehs want to give you face-whap for ruff play!

  3. Maus says:

    JAZZ HANDS!!!

    • Zippycat says:

      Yoo knoe hao I liek JAZZ HANS!

      *dans dans*
      *kikk dans*
      *step kikk step*
      JAZZ HANS!!

      • Zippycat says:

        Sumwun gab me 1 burgr foar dis? Huh? Wuts wrong wiff it? :(

        *berry sadly turns and wawks awai*

        • Zippycat says:

          We habs a troll amungst us. :(

          We need teh noo produk I’z markketeeng, cawled “Troll Be-Gone!” Okee, i doan hab ennyfing liek dat, but if I did, I wud use it todai!

          Meenie.

          • Maus says:

            *brings in teh CCC*
            *opuns secrit compart… campert… door*
            *releeses Teh Fyumi Gator*

            Kill, Fyumi, Kill! Kill teh Stoppy Trool!

            Yoo mai wants to avert yur eyeses if yoo are uv a sensitives natuur…

          • SJ says:

            Ai fink teh troll duz nawt like teh danssin – voted me down too. Has happnd before. Nawt to worry as long as we is enjoyin owrselvs, hoo cares.

            Prsnly, if ai duz nawt like wut somewun has posted, ai jus ignore it an givs teh burgrs to teh commints ai like. Teh wunburgertroll is meenie an cowerd as will nawt say wut tehy dus nawt like, jus leeves teh wunburger laik poop in ur shoo.

            NE wai, best fing to do is ignore teh trollies, an keeps DANSINN. If u can manijj dat in dese big pants, u has to be careful oar u cud…

            SPLAT

            Uh …. ai’s fallen an I cannawt get up!

            • mimzoid says:

              if i wuz honnest, the tecknikal part uv mai danssin iz probbly only wurth won cheezbrgr, but mebbe i getz eggstra cheez fur enthooziazm.

          • Sabrina says:

            I can jus seez it nao…

            NEW Trowl-b-Gon! GEts rid of all types of trowls…lerk and give low brgrs trowls, care trowls and even the insid- insad-the verry, verry hard to git rid ov trowls…only 19.99 a can…act nao, and get TOO canz for price of one…limited time offer, veesa, massercard or merkin’spress…

            My werk blox out the bergrs :( SO, I can’t even gib any bergrs to all the lolfrenz…

        • Tribble says:

          Oh don bee sad Zippycat. Luk, wii awl votin u bak upp. U noes wii awl lub u. Cum on bak.
          Now letz c a leetul smyle. :)

          Dere eye new u cud dew eet!

          • Zippycat says:

            Fankoo Tribble! I knoo mai cheezfrenz wud be thare foar me! Besyds, wen i’z dansin, no stoopee troll is gonna stop me! I just wawked awai sadlee befoar I fown my Sents ov Hyoomer soe I cud ignor teh low burgrs. :)

            I kinna liek dansin in dese beeg puffee pants! Gibs lawts ov freedum ov moovment! :)

            *dans and kikk*
            *halps SJ up*

            Oh, and I reely liek Miss Fyumi gator! Wut a grate liddle fren to hab in the CCC!

            • Zippycat says:

              Oh, anuvver fing that mayd me smyle todai!!!

              We got liek 8-10 inchs ov sno lass nite .. BERY deep! Soe I went owt to start mai car and get sno awff it, and wun ov ower naybors had snowblowed ower dribewai!!! Ebrything was awl cleer ov sno essept ware mai car wuz parkkd! I wuz soe happee to see dat!

              Soe wen I got hoam frum takeeng the liddle hyoomin kittens to skool, awl I had to do was shubbel the portch an the liddle bit arown my car!! Yay for nyce naybors!! :)

              Can yoo awl send happee cheezburgr thots to him? :D

            • mary O'Spockn says:

              she’s batting her gator lashes achoo (she thrives on praize; all good gators do)
              .she likes to danze but she”s a bit dangereus wif hers tail.
              ps the orange spray frum her eyez is onwy poysin to trolls. smells like orange blossoms to good peeps.

            • Felix&Oscar's Mom says:

              ME again! How u sees low burger votes? I follow SJ’s instructions to votes and I gibs all the 5 cheezburgers. What I see, all da comments get da 5 cheezeburgers. Where der low cheeseburgers?

              Who wud be stoopy to give danzin’ low cheeseburgers? Ebrreboddie luves the danzin’ no?

              TKX for the azziztan…help. I luves my cheezefwends!

              **still dansing to Cheeseburger in Paradise from last picture**

            • Zippycat says:

              Rite affter I poasted der was onlee 1 voat on my JAZZ HANS kommint, and it was a 1 burgr. I went froo sum ovver kommints and they wuz low too. But nao awl ower cheezfrens hab put in 5 burgr voats, and yoo cannut see the low burgrs ennymoar. :D

  4. SJ says:

    Doan shoot! Ai suwwender!

  5. jso says:

    chris farley cat, slips on rug

  6. HylasBrook says:

    Kant tuch dat & iff u due, u get de 10 klaw salute!

  7. jso says:

    Chris Farley Cat, slips on rug…

  8. Tribble says:

    Hey, haz u guyz seen da Fabreez comershal wit Happi Cat on eet? Eye sawed it las nite. Eye yellded owt “luk happi cat!”. An mye famblee sayed “whut”? Mye huzband sayed “duz diz haz tu due wit yur catz”? (Hee cawlz u guyz “yur catz”.) An eye sayeded “yez”. An de jus shuk headz. But eye noo u wood bee eggciteded!

  9. Dragoonz says:

    Lulz poor kitteh lookz drunk

  10. Romeow says:

    That’s word, we plai (plai, plai)
    We gots to plai
    Juss to maek it todai

  11. KC says:

    80s kittah dos da 80s movee slow klap

  12. Mugglemary says:

    Kitteh sez:
    Nuthin to see here, whut party/??
    (psssst everrywun kwik owt de window!1!)

  13. rhsb says:

    Pentecostal Kitteh!

  14. kristina says:

    wil u joyn me 4 the macarayna

  15. gascat says:

    o.k. yu gawt me, ai has no ideer whuts goin awn.

  16. James says:

    Invisubl Accordian

    • Romeow says:

      Letz hope dat it iz non-eggzistent, too.

      • Does u knoes teh diffrence between a accordian and a onyun?

        (Just says “I dunno, lcb, what is teh diffrence between a accordian and a onyun?”)

        Peepuls cry when they cuts up a onyun.

        Thx! I is here all weak.

        • rhsb says:

          **heddesk**

          • Ur hed and ur desk will like this one:

            What is diffrence between a accordian and a tramploline?

            (“I dunno, lcb, what is diffrence between a accordian and a tramploline”)

            Peepuls takes off their boots afore they jumps on a tramploline.

            Credit for this and teh other joke goes to Garth Hudson.

            • Felix&Oscar's Mom says:

              Why ail dis violenz aganzt da accordian? Pur accordianz getz no respect…

              Can we sab 1 accoridan? My kittyboyz like it when I practiz. Well, da tri tu jump up on me. Dat meens da lik it rite?

            • I will points out that Mr. Garth Hudson, from whom I heared these jokes*, is a vityoo-ohso on many instruments, including teh accordian. I think it is a case of kid=love.

              Of course ur kittehs likes it when u play. Those welder’s torches they’re holding? THat’s only because they does not has Bics to flick to say “encoar!”

              *I heared them on teh commentary of “Teh Last Waltzes”, not from him in person. I does not has that kind of lucky.

            • Felix&Oscar's momma says:

              I wills atmits dat my hoomin frwends sayz dat da kittyboys DO NOT WANT adn dat is Y da jumps and hollers when I practiz but since they don’t speek da lolspeak, I dontz udderstand.

              But I tink da LOVE IT!

            • mimzoid says:

              ai kant rememmer whoo told teh pharmasist joke teh odder day (n ai kant find wich pik it waz on) … but i wanna confesses dat i tole many many frenz an famblys (ebben a cupple of ladeez from choich!) an everrone laffed and laffed!

              so tank u berry much, cheezfren – yur joke is naow circleattin aroun Northurn Kaliffornya an Nebrasska!

        • wiiing says:

          Mai brudder sended me this today, speaking uv accordions
          http://www.biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=2763

          Kid makes me happy.

  17. rhsb says:

    ***sways back & forth***

    Wii R da wurld
    wii r da cheezfrenz

  18. Ya gotta love this cat.

  19. Charity says:

    invisible huuuuuuuuuuge cup of cawfee… Kitteh: decak, luk into eet!

  20. abracatabra says:

    And then I said, “praise be to you oh mighty Celing Cat!!”

    Can I get a witness!!!??

    Halle- hallej- yee-haw!!!!

    • SJ says:

      Plz send ur munnies to teh address at teh bottum awf teh screen. Teh CeelingCat Ministry of teh Debine Cheezbrgr takes awl majr credit cards, wevver tehy is yrs or nawt. Ceeling cat luvs u, but needs ur munnies! Send me ur munnies an ai will yoos tehm for teh good werks, laik buyin cheezbrgrs.

      For teh needy ob corse. *coff*

    • two_kittehs says:

      Is televangelist kitteh, praize the ceiling cat
      nom nom

      • Romeow says:

        Televangelist kitteh habs solid gold litter boks
        and eets sushi ebery nite.

          • two_kittehs says:

            and pass the burgerz

            • At this cherch, when they pass teh plate, it is full of burgerz and instead of putting ur monnies on teh plate, u takes a burger.

            • abracatabra says:

              But wud CC wear a rolex on his television show???

              (Sowy, weird radio ref…)

            • two_kittehs says:

              where this church beez? I wanna joins itz

            • U cannots miss it. U goes down to teh corner whare Fluffy almost got runned over by teh skool bus. Then u sniffs teh telafone pole and head eest. Keep goin until u get to the block whare teh restrant is whare teh chef leave out teh nommy scraps. After that, turn around 3 times then go norf until you get to teh vet’s offiss. Cross to teh other side of street and keep goin until u get to teh Seben-Eleben. Axe someone to buys u a book of matches.

              Address of church is on matchbook cover.

            • abracatabra says:

              Im there!!

              Race ya!!!

              **shoots off towards cheezburger church***

            • annyluvsprintie says:

              Iluv teh fac taht joo think we’se got to be TOLD to crawss teh rode at teh vet’s awfiss!

              Joo reely think we gonna hang arawnd owtisde ?

            • I writes direckshuns for stuff for a libbing. Most peeps, and kittehs too prolly, take them litterally. When I is teaching peeps about stuff on teh compewter, frexample, and I says, Ok, guise, point ur mouse at this link then click by pressing down on teh left mouse button and a new page will open, I almost always has to tell them to let go of teh mouse button after teh click. Otherwise they’d be holdin on to it all day because I diddent say to stop.

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              Aha!!!! Now ai noes, at long last, wai, even tho you were not-Teho, yoo cud halp mee wif mai problem! All cleer nao!!! :D

        • DeeDee says:

          just watch ooout 4 dems mancattan toonas cuz of de hi merkry levels!

  21. Sakee says:

    Cant touch dis!

    Awesome pic!

  22. turkish says:

    oh dear God i’m laughing so hard I almost blew my lungs out :(
    funniest cat macro ever!

  23. jpet says:

    Gotta dance!

  24. rodney dill says:


    Hello my baby, Hello my darling Hello my rag time gal
    Send me a kiss by wire Baby my heart’s on fire

    • pegataur says:

      If you refuse me, Honey, you lose me
      And you’ll be left alone
      Oh baby telepone, and tell me I’m you’re own.

      Check, please!

      • pegataur says:

        Is it sad that I only know this song because of Michigan J Frog and the “Alien” scene from Spaceballs?

        • Annie says:

          FTW!! Spaceballs ref! Iz my mom’s fayvorit moovy!!

        • greasycat says:

          I iz a kollector of old music, has lots of hundred year old sheet music framed on the wall (can u say geek? yep), anyways, this song, from de famous kartoon wuz actually written for the kartoon. Iz only sont not to be actual old song. So not sad. Now IS sad ifn the only reason yu know the theme from Barber of Seville of from Seinfeld, or Bugs Bunny Barber kartoon.

          • gascat says:

            err….
            how botz dis wun… I gotz it stuk when I waz liddle kitteh
            (toridador song frum Carmenz)

            “STP, youz needz som STP,smoother,coolerz, queiter lawngr two, STP iz mad fur u…”

            I cud doez da res butz I wud hatz fur u two getz stuk wif dis fur forti yearz lik me…..

            momcat

          • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

            Oh – greasycat!!!! yoo doo????? Haw verreee wundeful. Ai don’t – but ai shure wish ai did.

            Reelee nau – ai’m sure geeks hav way moar fun tahn otter peepl. Ai just LUUUUUUVVVV old sheet mewsik. Where too you find awl yurs? Famblee collektshun? Garaj sales? Antique staors?? Frenz??

        • gascat says:

          yu r nawt alone pegataur, tohse r teh onlee reesuns ai kno taht sawng tu.

          by teh wai, haow r yu, havn’t seed yu een a whyle.

      • Romeow says:

        Doan furget to tip ur serbers.
        Rodney and Pegataur will be heer awl week.

        Fanks again folks, u’ve been grate!

  25. rodney dill says:


    You know you make me wanna (Shout!) Kick my heels up and (Shout!) Throw my hands up and (Shout!) Throw my head back and (Shout!)

  26. The Crapture says:

    kitteh alredy luks priti hamurd, if yew axsz me

  27. rhsb says:

    Rayze da roof, kitteh!

  28. Annie says:

    Ai got it….ai got it…..Oh no! Ai doz not haz posabul thumbz!!! No can catch!!!

  29. Jazz says:

    HALT.

    Hammerzeit.

  30. rhsb says:

    Dat kitteh iz doin wat ai do wehn itz tiem to quit werk on Frydayz.

    “Hallelujah, it’s ovar! An tomorrow iz CATURDAY!”

  31. “Remain calm! All is well! Remain calm! ALL IS WELL!”

    *gets trampled by citizens of Faber*

  32. rhsb says:

    Mebbe kitteh iz doin hiz End Zoan Danse 4 DA BEEG GAEM.

    Touchdown!

  33. Teho says:

    braekitdowwwn!
    [bom bom bom pa dwee da bom pa dwee da bom pa dwee da...]

  34. GenEX the Hareoic says:

    Sum kittehs r about to be run over by invisible carz
    Frankie haz about five secunds

  35. kitkat says:

    lmao XD

  36. mc hamma says:

    [IMG]http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r196/JohnathanZX4/Mchammer.gif[/IMG]

  37. theycallmeryan says:

    awkward clapping cat is awkward

  38. sillyannz says:

    lol! dis wun gets three snaps up. i meen, it wud if i had opposabul thumz.

  39. Dexaan says:

    99 channels and each one sucks!

  40. slythwolf says:

    Jus foar a minit lets all do teh bump!

  41. bkc1 says:

    According to mah dancing, it iz Caturday.

  42. wiiing says:

    Invizible window.
    Catburgler comin in ur kichun.

  43. susiq says:

    Invisible accoridan

  44. justaJ0e says:

    “meow meow Braaaaaaains meow”

    - a scene from the never aired “Zombies are special too” episode of Mr. Rogers Neighborhood.

  45. kafleen says:

    Testing.

    testing


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