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well dun. i get it.


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catfish. nao let me out.

picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: IanC

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  1. gascat says:

    whai yu duz thees theengs tu meh?

    • Zippycat says:

      Concatumalashuns gascat! I wuz so eggsited cuz it sed “no kommints” wen I luuked… but I am happee fur yoo, and happee I got to gib the 3rd kommint! Dat’s prolly closest to nawt-sekkund that I eber been!

      • gascat says:

        dun wurry, ai had teh sayme ting happen tu me numerous tymes. yu’ll get it sum day, yu’ll see.

      • Zippycat says:

        Oook… I furgotted to ask wut kinna dans yoo want fur yor nawt-sekkunds! Mite I sugjess “the swim?” Or wun ware we mayk ower hands luuk liek fishie tayls?

        • gascat says:

          “the swim” sounds nise.

          *swim,swim,swim*

          • Zippycat says:

            *swim swim*

            I fink in onner ov this dans we can has sitting owt in the sun wiff a mai tai tew sip. Yoo kno hao sumtiems if wun ov us dusn’t feel liek dansin, they sit awnna cowch and wach? Dis tiem, yoo can sit inna sun and sip a mai tai! As fur me, I will dans a liddle, then sun a liddle, then dans sum moar!

            *swim swim*
            *sit in sun*
            ahhh…

          • gascat says:

            whai dus tihs onlee appeer tu be wurthy of 2.5 burgers?

            ai cud eet all of tohse an still want moar!

            hmph.

            • Maus says:

              Reeleese teh Fyumi Gator…

              *NomTrollNomTrollNomTroll*

              Gud girl…

            • gascat says:

              YAAAAYYYY FYUMI GATOR!!!!!

              ridding teh interwbs uv trolls wunse an fur awl!

            • mary O'Spockn says:

              Fyumi Gator is
              pleezed as punch to halp cheez frenz,
              Gator grins, agin

              *whispers* Should we tell her she has a liddul troll stuck in hers teef?

            • 343guiltyspark says:

              ser’s a *nudder* troll??
              i faut dat teh fyumi gator et teh troll in teh “dont flush toilet” comment streeng?
              hmmm fyumi gator’s been bizy. gud grl.

              (still figgerin owt teh “wrdprezz” fing…)

            • 343guiltyspark says:

              (YAY it has mai pishur up nao!!
              dat’s mai kitteh, mojave. i lurv her.
              her’s in mai lap rite nao. :-D )

              ok i fink i hav teh wrdprezz fing figgered out nao.
              agn, rlly sry dat i waisted spais on teh comment plais for my ‘speriments.

            • julyisthebestmonth says:

              wow, after teh beeyutiful Princess Mu Meadow in teh Hed Splort Recovery Ward, Miss Fyumi Gator hassta be wun of teh bestest consepts heer! Iz been reeding and laffin about Miss Gator awl day. I beleev she was introdoosd by mary O’Spockn today under teh blak kitteh in teh showr pic.

              Miss Fyumi Gator, yu rok!

              Ob corse, she wudn’t be heer wifout teh CCC, carrying choklit, scotch, CHRG/wdoi, sawft blankets, Scents of Hyoomur Spray and hoo noes wut else.

            • gascat says:

              sry awl…. Iz been ben beze, beze, beze.. kom hom roll ober on da bedz n goes snoooore….
              weiz bein shortz wun persun awl weekz n I jus got assined mur tim wif mai kyoot bongi, bongi kindergartener…. plus Iz writen a hole IEP fur class- iz hard ‘cuz information iz stinko…..

              I putz awn mai slim replen wet suitz n goez swimmin wif da Fyumi Gator….

              *Iz been analiezing dis fing- I pre-dicks muc trolln in da weakend….. I allso finks weiz gotz moar den wun troll……. will keepz collectn data n repotz bak lader……

              momcat

            • mary O'Spockn says:

              ibeleeve we also stocked up awn spare funnee boans wen tehy wented on sail after Christms at the
              Wawlgrins.

            • Bubbashoomin says:

              ccc hais de skotch, but noe bourbon? Diffent strokes, diffent foylks.
              Howdy Y’all

  2. Maus says:

    EPIC Fail!!!!!

  3. Zippycat says:

    I’m jest wayting fur yoo to fill it. Go ‘hed. Add lawts of goldfishies and .. cheezburgrs, okthxbai!

  4. Maus says:

    Okeh, bebbeh. Yoo gots yurself intoo tihs mess, so yur goona haft gets yurself out… Sry.

  5. KimmerKC says:

    Reminds me of awesome ad campaign/t-shirt when I lived in hawaii:

  6. two_kittehs says:

    This not funneh, let meh go

  7. lolpony says:

    i are beeygining to resent ur sens of humors, hooman. let meh out!
    or else give meh fishburgers and cheezburgers. for ur evil akshuns i must mak u pay.

  8. Nordic says:

    Wut? No mousefish?

  9. greasycat says:

    Kitteh who wanted fishes realizes it can be dangerous to get what you wishes for.

  10. Sabrina says:

    Dinner?

  11. SarahD says:

    Wurld be lyk wun larj teebee

  12. bubbyscranky says:

    U nawt be laffin so hard when u sees ware I’s gonna do mah next huck up. Dat duvet r new rite?

  13. Gina says:

    If kitteh is in aqwaireeum, doz that meen fishys ar out chasing mauses? :Boggle:

  14. Simpson says:

    u no givz moi dinnah so i atez ur fishy

    nom nom nom *snicker*

  15. D.R. says:

    Sumfin rong heer.

  16. mikeski says:

    Sooo, yer saaeeng Ai shudunt throe stowns?

  17. Elvis says:

    Dis bee wun wett kitteh dai! Awl teh picshurs r abowt mad, wet kittehs.
    Ai finks sumwuns gonna pai fur dis thot patyern.

  18. gascat says:

    speekin of fiddies geus wat… mi gupy had babes ! daes awl coot an buog eyed but da mom died (sniff) i tink she wa too yong to hav babays bu i hop awl da babays liv ta rip owld age

    Fishykitty

    • Kayjoy says:

      Hi Fishykitty,
      now u cud be a foster-momma-fishy-kitty!
      guppies r hardy lil critters, dey noe how to hide an eat so dey grow big an round an live long tyme

  19. gascat says:

    If u fillz itz deh willz kom……

    momcat

    Iz happi u gotz da bebes fishykitty! Du bebe guppiz gibn da zebrafiddys big headamaachez- dez keepz boinkin on da wallz!

  20. rodney dill says:



    This is the dawning of the age of aquariums… age of aquariums.

  21. Colin says:

    I believe the caption is a direct quote from the TV show “The Adventures of Brisco County”. Further research is required.

  22. catalogical humor says:

    i can has…oxygen…pls…kthx

  23. Jack Deth says:

    Kitteh foargawtz beeg
    feesh tankz iz juss a bawkz andz
    Kittehz lubbz bawkzez

    How canz fishee swimz
    in heer? Smellz orffull! Nawt mutch
    2 duz enneewayz

    Kitteh haz 2 go
    B 4 t3h Hewminz putz bakk
    feesh andz wetz watturr :-)

    Jack.

  24. rodney dill says:

    Upgraded blue bukkit for a tank with a view.

  25. D.R. says:

    U sed dere wuz fisheez in heer. Nao I gotta get de kar an goes to de dribe-froo.

  26. Lauren says:

    Hee hee,

    That kittah reminds me so much of my ex-roommate’s. She moved out in June, and took Mo (teh cat) with her…If anyone really cares. Mo is now quite chill, she loves the outdoors, as well as other cats & dogs, which she never did before, being a feral cat. She still misses her brother, Sylvester, horribly..he was her best friend in the world. However, moving to another home has helped her out. I believe that took away all of his toys.

    Losing kitties is teh suck. That’s all I have to say…

  27. Lauren says:

    Iff youu lieks teh Pena Colladas..

    /Must go back to normal thread now ;)

  28. witechatty says:

    lol!!!!!1 i LOVE tis 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  29. Lucas says:

    lolz who postd tis?


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