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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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whai yu duz thees theengs tu meh?
Concatumalashuns gascat! I wuz so eggsited cuz it sed “no kommints” wen I luuked… but I am happee fur yoo, and happee I got to gib the 3rd kommint! Dat’s prolly closest to nawt-sekkund that I eber been!
dun wurry, ai had teh sayme ting happen tu me numerous tymes. yu’ll get it sum day, yu’ll see.
Oook… I furgotted to ask wut kinna dans yoo want fur yor nawt-sekkunds! Mite I sugjess “the swim?” Or wun ware we mayk ower hands luuk liek fishie tayls?
“the swim” sounds nise.
*swim,swim,swim*
*swim swim*
I fink in onner ov this dans we can has sitting owt in the sun wiff a mai tai tew sip. Yoo kno hao sumtiems if wun ov us dusn’t feel liek dansin, they sit awnna cowch and wach? Dis tiem, yoo can sit inna sun and sip a mai tai! As fur me, I will dans a liddle, then sun a liddle, then dans sum moar!
*swim swim*
*sit in sun*
ahhh…
mayke myne a virgin margerita.
nom nom nom
whai dus tihs onlee appeer tu be wurthy of 2.5 burgers?
ai cud eet all of tohse an still want moar!
hmph.
Reeleese teh Fyumi Gator…
*NomTrollNomTrollNomTroll*
Gud girl…
YAAAAYYYY FYUMI GATOR!!!!!
ridding teh interwbs uv trolls wunse an fur awl!
Fyumi Gator is
pleezed as punch to halp cheez frenz,
Gator grins, agin
*whispers* Should we tell her she has a liddul troll stuck in hers teef?
ser’s a *nudder* troll??
i faut dat teh fyumi gator et teh troll in teh “dont flush toilet” comment streeng?
hmmm fyumi gator’s been bizy. gud grl.
(still figgerin owt teh “wrdprezz” fing…)
(YAY it has mai pishur up nao!!
)
dat’s mai kitteh, mojave. i lurv her.
her’s in mai lap rite nao.
ok i fink i hav teh wrdprezz fing figgered out nao.
agn, rlly sry dat i waisted spais on teh comment plais for my ’speriments.
wow, after teh beeyutiful Princess Mu Meadow in teh Hed Splort Recovery Ward, Miss Fyumi Gator hassta be wun of teh bestest consepts heer! Iz been reeding and laffin about Miss Gator awl day. I beleev she was introdoosd by mary O’Spockn today under teh blak kitteh in teh showr pic.
Miss Fyumi Gator, yu rok!
Ob corse, she wudn’t be heer wifout teh CCC, carrying choklit, scotch, CHRG/wdoi, sawft blankets, Scents of Hyoomur Spray and hoo noes wut else.
sry awl…. Iz been ben beze, beze, beze.. kom hom roll ober on da bedz n goes snoooore….
weiz bein shortz wun persun awl weekz n I jus got assined mur tim wif mai kyoot bongi, bongi kindergartener…. plus Iz writen a hole IEP fur class- iz hard ‘cuz information iz stinko…..
I putz awn mai slim replen wet suitz n goez swimmin wif da Fyumi Gator….
*Iz been analiezing dis fing- I pre-dicks muc trolln in da weakend….. I allso finks weiz gotz moar den wun troll……. will keepz collectn data n repotz bak lader……
momcat
ibeleeve we also stocked up awn spare funnee boans wen tehy wented on sail after Christms at the
Wawlgrins.
ccc hais de skotch, but noe bourbon? Diffent strokes, diffent foylks.
Howdy Y’all
EPIC Fail!!!!!
Nah, nawt Epik Fail till de fishbawl getz put on tawp.
I’m jest wayting fur yoo to fill it. Go ‘hed. Add lawts of goldfishies and .. cheezburgrs, okthxbai!
whut bouts teh H2O?
*gurglolgurglolgurglol*
Aw man, yoo gots to put in watter tew? I wuz hoapin juss foar the fishies and burgrs.
yeh… an wai watter haz 2 bees wet??
I spose u cud use sum ub dat “Instant Water” (teh kind u juss add watur too)
ohai kafleen!! {{{kafleen}}} an a ***schmoo*** on da cheek.
i tryed dat instint stuffs. dint likes it. taked 2 mutch addin watter 2 makes it…
Hi dere itteh. <3 Ebberboddee missun u sints dum ol job bee keepin u off here.
Pleh on dat job.
Did u noe Gremlin adopted Janet intoo owr famblee? Noaw sister in paw. Adopted? Hmm. I needz too go back and read dose posts agin….
fanksu. u so sweet…
awsum i has sisster in paw! hm… u an gremlin knows iz mutch moar da misschiff wif moar dan wun kiddel, rite…??
no wait…her our sistur…so her ur aunt, rite?
woops. ha-ha. haved generayshun prollem… nao i haz innerweb antieh! dat meen innerweb cookiez. iz sure o dat.
This look like a drastic myootatshun of the black mollies fishes I used to have an akwar…aqwar…um, big water tank. Perhaps overdose of radioactive fud flakes????
Okeh, bebbeh. Yoo gots yurself intoo tihs mess, so yur goona haft gets yurself out… Sry.
Reminds me of awesome ad campaign/t-shirt when I lived in hawaii:
er… trying this again: http://www.snorkelbobs.com/cgi-local/SoftCart.exe/online-store/scstore/catfish.htm?L+scstore+mbmq9369ff472347+1230429188
Cooool!!! FTWOMGLOLBBQETC!!!11!!!
This not funneh, let meh go
i are beeygining to resent ur sens of humors, hooman. let meh out!
or else give meh fishburgers and cheezburgers. for ur evil akshuns i must mak u pay.
Wut? No mousefish?
besydes, ai no ees catfish ennyway, LET ME OUT!!!!!
JESUS CHRIST!! Dere’s a lionfish in here!!
Kitteh who wanted fishes realizes it can be dangerous to get what you wishes for.
Be careful what you wish for, you might just get it…
Dinner?
Wurld be lyk wun larj teebee
COAN OF SILENS
win!!!
Koan of silence: whut is teh sound of no handz clapping?
Um… in mai theatre wurld, I knows it as “teh sound ov wun hand clapping”. Yer mileage mai differ…
sorry bout dat, boss
ackshuly is “sorry about that, Chief….”
U nawt be laffin so hard when u sees ware I’s gonna do mah next huck up. Dat duvet r new rite?
If kitteh is in aqwaireeum, doz that meen fishys ar out chasing mauses? :Boggle:
I hopes nawt… *shudder*
Aye no meen u! Aye meen teeny fuzzyz that…wait…maybe u r fuzzy…Aye go now.
u no givz moi dinnah so i atez ur fishy
nom nom nom *snicker*
Sumfin rong heer.
whut maykes yu tinki dat? ai dun see nuttin rong, luks natchrel as kin be tu me!
(heh heh)
Sooo, yer saaeeng Ai shudunt throe stowns?
*gigglol* … bad idee, kitteh, bad idee.
Peeplols hoo lives in glass howses shudnt stow thrones…
Or pahrties
an peepel hu lives in grass howses shudden stow thrones, eever…
Dis bee wun wett kitteh dai! Awl teh picshurs r abowt mad, wet kittehs.
Ai finks sumwuns gonna pai fur dis thot patyern.
speekin of fiddies geus wat… mi gupy had babes ! daes awl coot an buog eyed but da mom died (sniff) i tink she wa too yong to hav babays bu i hop awl da babays liv ta rip owld age
Fishykitty
Hi Fishykitty,
now u cud be a foster-momma-fishy-kitty!
guppies r hardy lil critters, dey noe how to hide an eat so dey grow big an round an live long tyme
If u fillz itz deh willz kom……
momcat
Iz happi u gotz da bebes fishykitty! Du bebe guppiz gibn da zebrafiddys big headamaachez- dez keepz boinkin on da wallz!
♬
This is the dawning of the age of aquariums… age of aquariums.
♬
arrgghhhh EARWRUM
(but itz a funnee wun!)
Heer, MaryO,
lemme halp u get dat liddle wurm in there a liddle bit furdder…
Wen teh moooooonnnnnn
iz in teh sebenth howse,
an Jupitur alynes wif Mars
Den peeaaasss will gide teh planits
and lub, lub will steer teh stars.
Let teh sunshine, let teh sunshine, teh sunshine in…
why, fank you, Romeow! I will remember yore “halp” for a looooooooong time…
no good deed goez un pun ished.
ratz, i can’t eben see wut kinda smiley i mades. izzit funnee?
yep. berry funneh fayse.
i wunners wai u no can see da fayses. get da yella pancakeses.
Mary O – waht ar yoo using fer a browser? Ai akshullee dint noe taht it maeks such a differunce (sumwhar, Maus is laffing!), but wif Safari mai : cry : fayse haz teh teers akshullee flowing, but wif firefox, which ai just got last week becuz ov mai borked email, showz awnlee stayshunairee teers. Purrhapz yoo cud get anodder browser too?
YAY! I finely gotted firefawkes (hhehhee- see wut i did dere, GUYS?)
adn i kin see teh smilesys.
I can has teh rolly eyed wuns lik Teho? or izzit big sekkrit?
no has rolley eye smilols…
I can has pankakes?
Litterlol interpetashun
I believe the caption is a direct quote from the TV show “The Adventures of Brisco County”. Further research is required.
i can has…oxygen…pls…kthx
yU can has a snorkle. an a snorgles
Kitteh foargawtz beeg
feesh tankz iz juss a bawkz andz
Kittehz lubbz bawkzez
How canz fishee swimz
in heer? Smellz orffull! Nawt mutch
2 duz enneewayz
Kitteh haz 2 go
B 4 t3h Hewminz putz bakk
feesh andz wetz watturr
Jack.
No! Nawt teh wetz watturr!
Dats teh wurs kynd!
Upgraded blue bukkit for a tank with a view.
U sed dere wuz fisheez in heer. Nao I gotta get de kar an goes to de dribe-froo.
Hee hee,
That kittah reminds me so much of my ex-roommate’s. She moved out in June, and took Mo (teh cat) with her…If anyone really cares. Mo is now quite chill, she loves the outdoors, as well as other cats & dogs, which she never did before, being a feral cat. She still misses her brother, Sylvester, horribly..he was her best friend in the world. However, moving to another home has helped her out. I believe that took away all of his toys.
Losing kitties is teh suck. That’s all I have to say…
eye has teh sad—yoo has no Mo kitteh.
Iff youu lieks teh Pena Colladas..
/Must go back to normal thread now
*BURP*
lol!!!!!1 i LOVE tis 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
lolz who postd tis?