mayke myne a virgin margerita.

nom nom nom

Reeleese teh Fyumi Gator…

*NomTrollNomTrollNomTroll*

Gud girl…

YAAAAYYYY FYUMI GATOR!!!!!

ridding teh interwbs uv trolls wunse an fur awl!

Fyumi Gator is
pleezed as punch to halp cheez frenz,
Gator grins, agin

*whispers* Should we tell her she has a liddul troll stuck in hers teef?

ser’s a *nudder* troll??
i faut dat teh fyumi gator et teh troll in teh “dont flush toilet” comment streeng?
hmmm fyumi gator’s been bizy. gud grl.

(still figgerin owt teh “wrdprezz” fing…)

(YAY it has mai pishur up nao!!
dat’s mai kitteh, mojave. i lurv her.
her’s in mai lap rite nao. )

ok i fink i hav teh wrdprezz fing figgered out nao.
agn, rlly sry dat i waisted spais on teh comment plais for my ’speriments.

wow, after teh beeyutiful Princess Mu Meadow in teh Hed Splort Recovery Ward, Miss Fyumi Gator hassta be wun of teh bestest consepts heer! Iz been reeding and laffin about Miss Gator awl day. I beleev she was introdoosd by mary O’Spockn today under teh blak kitteh in teh showr pic.

Miss Fyumi Gator, yu rok!

Ob corse, she wudn’t be heer wifout teh CCC, carrying choklit, scotch, CHRG/wdoi, sawft blankets, Scents of Hyoomur Spray and hoo noes wut else.

sry awl…. Iz been ben beze, beze, beze.. kom hom roll ober on da bedz n goes snoooore….
weiz bein shortz wun persun awl weekz n I jus got assined mur tim wif mai kyoot bongi, bongi kindergartener…. plus Iz writen a hole IEP fur class- iz hard ‘cuz information iz stinko…..

I putz awn mai slim replen wet suitz n goez swimmin wif da Fyumi Gator….

*Iz been analiezing dis fing- I pre-dicks muc trolln in da weakend….. I allso finks weiz gotz moar den wun troll……. will keepz collectn data n repotz bak lader……

momcat

ibeleeve we also stocked up awn spare funnee boans wen tehy wented on sail after Christms at the
Wawlgrins.

ccc hais de skotch, but noe bourbon? Diffent strokes, diffent foylks.
Howdy Y’all

ohai kafleen!! {{{kafleen}}} an a ***schmoo*** on da cheek.

i tryed dat instint stuffs. dint likes it. taked 2 mutch addin watter 2 makes it…

Hi dere itteh. <3 Ebberboddee missun u sints dum ol job bee keepin u off here.

Pleh on dat job.

Did u noe Gremlin adopted Janet intoo owr famblee? Noaw sister in paw. Adopted? Hmm. I needz too go back and read dose posts agin….

fanksu. u so sweet…

awsum i has sisster in paw! hm… u an gremlin knows iz mutch moar da misschiff wif moar dan wun kiddel, rite…??

no wait…her our sistur…so her ur aunt, rite?

woops. ha-ha. haved generayshun prollem… nao i haz innerweb antieh! dat meen innerweb cookiez. iz sure o dat.