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And dont feed me after midnight…
….do we has 2 wate a few minits 2 finds owt if Maus is reely nawt secconds???
We cud wait fur hourz an nawt knoe!!!! We’ll just sellebrate ar deer Maus - an shud sumwun else turn up - we’ll just add tehm to it.
But what to do, what to doooo?
Hao about - “Singing in the Rain??” We cud awl pretend to bee tapping away - jumping into puddles, splashing, swinging awn lampposts - liddle leeps heer an there?
Maus - is thsi appeeling to yoo??
Singin in teh Rane sownds graet! I’ll start:
Do dee doot do, do dee do deeedoot do dee do dee…
*danses rite behine Maus*
*tippetee tipeetee tap tap tappety tapetee tap tap*
*jump in puddle - SPLASH! - jump awt*
*tippetee tipeetee tap tap tappety tapetee tap tap*
*swings aroun lamppoast* whooo HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
*tippetee tipeetee tap tap tappety tapetee tap tap*
Nao stands unner teh dranepiep, lower yer umbrellie, an puts yer face in teh wudder.
Nao we bof luks liek teh kitteh!
Yaay!
gigglol - vereee refreshing!!! gigglol again!! But iz waaaaaaaaayyyyy too cold to stand heer liek this. We’d bedder get mooving agiain!!
*tippetee tipeetee tap tap tappety tapetee tap tap*
*liddle leep - SPLASH* *jump jump - SPLASH SPLASH*. . .
I doan fink I can seeng in rayn todai .. we got ober 8 inchs ov snoe lass nite an its still commin down! Plus awlso, it is onlee 10F todai, wich isn’t terribiblol, but is purty cold. Bery hard to imajin rayn in dis wevver.
But I will trai!
*opens umbrelly*
*spins arown in the rayn*
*jump leap spin*
*splash in puddle*
Yay!! Dis is funn!
Concatumalashuns Maus!
Singin in deh snow
Juz singing in deh snow
Wadda horribul feelin
Ai tink ai wanna go
Tu deh south where iz fun
Tu deh south where iz sun
An ai wont be singing
Singin in deh snow!
oh ahi awl !!! ai dont gotta pretenz nuffin……iz POURN dwon rayhn heer……iz ina middul ov giaganticus strom….starteded lass nite…specteded to keep it up till tomorry nite….
an diz nawt jentil liddul bit ov watter oawt ov teh sky…….diz be ranin kittehz n goggiez !!!!
jest walkin to teh car…..iz,,,,
*SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH !!!*
an mi interwebbies….haz bben dwon awl dai !!!
so rayne keepz me insdez an der noes interwebbis…….WWWWAAAAAA
oh, I lubs teh Gene Kelly. I help yuz sing and danse.
**splashity splash splash**
I’m singin in teh rane *splash*
Jus singin in teh rane *splippity splash plash*
Whut a golrius feelin’ *splash*
Iz happie agen *splippity splash plash*
Iz laffink at clouds *splash*
So darc up abuv *splippity splash plash*
De sunz in my hart *splippity splash plash*
N Iz reddy 4 lub *splash*
Let teh stormee clouds chase *splippity splash plash*
Ebry1 from teh plase *splash*
Cum on wit teh rane *splash*
I’ve a smyle on my fase *splippity splash plash*
I wakz down teh lane *splash*
Wit a happee refrane *splash*
Jus singin’, *splash*
Singin’ in the rane. *splippity splash plash*
**blush, bow, retreat off stage**
encore, encore!!
Applaws!
*standing owevashun*
*mennee rowzez frown on stayg*
*clappin wyldlee*
Brava!
woo-hoo!
much applaws for cweenmj!
me twooz - das wunnerful!
*clapclapclapclapclapclap*
Taht was labour of luv. An berry well done!
Yay! Happeh nawt sekond to Maus!
What kinda danse u liek?
Haow bowt teh watter balay?
*plunk*
*gurgle*
*swishswishswish*
Or mebbe a ballay in teh wudder? Taht wud be sillee and much lolz…
Teh obveeows bally wood B Swan Lake, yes?
ai’ll go an getz mi watterwingz
That’s so funny you say that, Maus.. her name is Gizmo!!!
No foolin! Tahts qwiet a coinci… coansee… um, tahts reely cool!
Hello and schmoos to Gizmo! Frum wun gremlin to anudder.
Gizmo luvs meetin ofer gremlinz! Hello!
Don we hab celabrayshun wen a cheezfrenz picher poztz?
Kitteh is STEEMIN wif rage!
Kitteh iz plottink reevenj on hooman! Bettr runs now hooman!
I finks u is right. Dis fayce sez DO NOT WANT! Hopefully Megan K didnut gits teh poos in hers shews.
thx for teh consrn.. noh poos in mah shews frm lil Gizmo.
Why did kitteh need shower?
Megan splainz below - bebbeh kitteh had tu manage!
Kitteh had da mange.. not fun speriense
Nau is bedder becuz has hyoomin mommee dat lubs her an gibs shauer ebben wen she don laik.
HALP meh! I ar drowning
awww kitteh, cum hear- i warmz you up wif a Hunnert Dollah towel- you deserbs it!
lol!
Kitteh tink diz iz waterbording widdout de bord
My kidz due dis awl da tyme. Den de be bangin on da door tu warn mee water iz gonna getz HOT!
wii haf rool in mai howse. iffin yoo haz to go pottee, jus tells me an doan flush! ai’ll flush it meself lattor!
eek iz gremlin!
YUM YUM!!
Hmm . . . An thers sumthin *rong* wid bein a gremlin?
I luv being meh! Ask ennywun!
poor baf kitteh. meen hyoomins taekin pics ob tehm neked n poastin tehm on teh innernet! oh teh shaym!!
iz lyke (non-badpeepol) naykid behbeh pics. hokay beekuz iz so kyoot an inno…ennus…not giltee!
tellem taht wen tehy r teens n tehir frens sees teh pics!!
Hay, hoo left hairz on da soap!!1
ew!
Nuttin moar in dig nantz tahn teh kitteh fawlin into a baff!!
Kitteh sez, “Let meowt of th3s tub, dammit!!!”
lol- let meowt gigigigigigigiglol
bud kittteh, yore mummah’s gonna wahshes yur mouf wif soap if yr not kayrfool!
Kitteh sez, “plz to be cleenin tub, thx, iz durtyur tahn me!”
I doesn’t need showerz I ar self cleaning, unlike U, you steenky monkeh
yah, ‘ceptin win yoo jump intoo fings yur nawt sposed to, lyke teh yoozed toylet. ew. mai behbeh kitteh did dat teh odder day. wuz ikkee.
memo to IQB : flushes quikly - tehn no “ikkee”
mai nekkid buttom wuz “bare”lee awf teh toylitt wen she flunged herselff in! wuz berry much nawt mai fawlt.
Bet shee dun du agin!
U sed “du”. Heh. An prolly propriate.
sowy- i haz teh talent fur useless advice sumtimes! just ignoar it
iz hokay. i gibs lotz ob yoosless advyse. iz a fun gayme!
Mai bebbeh did dat wen he wuz a kitten. Only time he’s eber had teh baff.
Didja rush kitteh to aminal hobpital n led vettech du id?
Ha ha! No, I am teh ebil mommy. I pored water on him myself. An used hyoomin *gasp* shampoo!