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I SAYZ DONT FLUSH TOILETZ!@!

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IZ TAKN SHWR!!!!!11!

wut u doin in teh shower, little kitteh?

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

Maus

And dont feed me after midnight…

kittehlurve

….do we has 2 wate a few minits 2 finds owt if Maus is reely nawt secconds???

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

We cud wait fur hourz an nawt knoe!!!! We’ll just sellebrate ar deer Maus - an shud sumwun else turn up - we’ll just add tehm to it.

But what to do, what to doooo?

Hao about - “Singing in the Rain??” We cud awl pretend to bee tapping away - jumping into puddles, splashing, swinging awn lampposts - liddle leeps heer an there?

Maus - is thsi appeeling to yoo??

Maus

Singin in teh Rane sownds graet! I’ll start:
Do dee doot do, do dee do deeedoot do dee do dee…

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

*danses rite behine Maus*

*tippetee tipeetee tap tap tappety tapetee tap tap*
*jump in puddle - SPLASH! - jump awt*
*tippetee tipeetee tap tap tappety tapetee tap tap*
*swings aroun lamppoast* whooo HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
*tippetee tipeetee tap tap tappety tapetee tap tap*

Maus

Nao stands unner teh dranepiep, lower yer umbrellie, an puts yer face in teh wudder.
Nao we bof luks liek teh kitteh!
Yaay!

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

gigglol - vereee refreshing!!! gigglol again!! But iz waaaaaaaaayyyyy too cold to stand heer liek this. We’d bedder get mooving agiain!!

*tippetee tipeetee tap tap tappety tapetee tap tap*
*liddle leep - SPLASH* *jump jump - SPLASH SPLASH*. . .

 
Zippycat

I doan fink I can seeng in rayn todai .. we got ober 8 inchs ov snoe lass nite an its still commin down! Plus awlso, it is onlee 10F todai, wich isn’t terribiblol, but is purty cold. Bery hard to imajin rayn in dis wevver.

But I will trai!

*opens umbrelly*
*spins arown in the rayn*
*jump leap spin*
*splash in puddle*
Yay!! Dis is funn!

Concatumalashuns Maus!

 
JAJEH

Singin in deh snow
Juz singing in deh snow
Wadda horribul feelin
Ai tink ai wanna go

Tu deh south where iz fun
Tu deh south where iz sun
An ai wont be singing
Singin in deh snow!

 
salleh

oh ahi awl !!! ai dont gotta pretenz nuffin……iz POURN dwon rayhn heer……iz ina middul ov giaganticus strom….starteded lass nite…specteded to keep it up till tomorry nite….

an diz nawt jentil liddul bit ov watter oawt ov teh sky…….diz be ranin kittehz n goggiez !!!!

jest walkin to teh car…..iz,,,,

*SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH !!!*

an mi interwebbies….haz bben dwon awl dai !!!

so rayne keepz me insdez an der noes interwebbis…….WWWWAAAAAA

 
 
Cweenmj

oh, I lubs teh Gene Kelly. I help yuz sing and danse.

**splashity splash splash**
I’m singin in teh rane *splash*
Jus singin in teh rane *splippity splash plash*
Whut a golrius feelin’ *splash*
Iz happie agen *splippity splash plash*
Iz laffink at clouds *splash*
So darc up abuv *splippity splash plash*
De sunz in my hart *splippity splash plash*
N Iz reddy 4 lub *splash*
Let teh stormee clouds chase *splippity splash plash*
Ebry1 from teh plase *splash*
Cum on wit teh rane *splash*
I’ve a smyle on my fase *splippity splash plash*
I wakz down teh lane *splash*
Wit a happee refrane *splash*
Jus singin’, *splash*
Singin’ in the rane. *splippity splash plash*

**blush, bow, retreat off stage**

mary O'Spockn

encore, encore!!

 
Gober

Applaws!
*standing owevashun*
*mennee rowzez frown on stayg*

 
Zippycat

*clappin wyldlee*
Brava!

 
mimzoid

woo-hoo!
much applaws for cweenmj!

 
lovcharliecat

me twooz - das wunnerful!

 
handikat

*clapclapclapclapclapclap*

Taht was labour of luv. An berry well done!

 
 
 
 
 
emma

Yay! Happeh nawt sekond to Maus!

What kinda danse u liek?

 
sarakitty

Haow bowt teh watter balay?

*plunk*
*gurgle*
*swishswishswish*

Maus

Or mebbe a ballay in teh wudder? Taht wud be sillee and much lolz…

paws4thot

Teh obveeows bally wood B Swan Lake, yes?

salleh

ai’ll go an getz mi watterwingz

 
 
 
 
Megan K

That’s so funny you say that, Maus.. her name is Gizmo!!!

Maus

No foolin! Tahts qwiet a coinci… coansee… um, tahts reely cool!

 
gremlin

Hello and schmoos to Gizmo! Frum wun gremlin to anudder.

Megan K

Gizmo luvs meetin ofer gremlinz! Hello!

JAJEH

Don we hab celabrayshun wen a cheezfrenz picher poztz?

 
 
 
 
 
NorthernHockeyFan

Kitteh is STEEMIN wif rage!

Squeaky Bean

Kitteh iz plottink reevenj on hooman! Bettr runs now hooman!

 
bubbyscranky

I finks u is right. Dis fayce sez DO NOT WANT! Hopefully Megan K didnut gits teh poos in hers shews.

Megan K

thx for teh consrn.. noh poos in mah shews frm lil Gizmo.

Daphne

Why did kitteh need shower?

JAJEH

Megan splainz below - bebbeh kitteh had tu manage!

 
Megan K

Kitteh had da mange.. not fun speriense :(

JAJEH

Nau is bedder becuz has hyoomin mommee dat lubs her an gibs shauer ebben wen she don laik.

 
 
 
 
 
 
two_kittehs

HALP meh! I ar drowning

mary O'Spockn

awww kitteh, cum hear- i warmz you up wif a Hunnert Dollah towel- you deserbs it!

 
 
JAJEH

Kitteh tink diz iz waterbording widdout de bord

 
 
Tribble

My kidz due dis awl da tyme. Den de be bangin on da door tu warn mee water iz gonna getz HOT!

InfamousQBert

wii haf rool in mai howse. iffin yoo haz to go pottee, jus tells me an doan flush! ai’ll flush it meself lattor!

 
 
 
gremlin

Hmm . . . An thers sumthin *rong* wid bein a gremlin?

I luv being meh! Ask ennywun!

 
 
kittehlurve

poor baf kitteh. meen hyoomins taekin pics ob tehm neked n poastin tehm on teh innernet! oh teh shaym!!

InfamousQBert

iz lyke (non-badpeepol) naykid behbeh pics. hokay beekuz iz so kyoot an inno…ennus…not giltee!

kittehlurve

tellem taht wen tehy r teens n tehir frens sees teh pics!!

 
 
 
 
sarakitty

Nuttin moar in dig nantz tahn teh kitteh fawlin into a baff!!

 
Panther

Kitteh sez, “Let meowt of th3s tub, dammit!!!”

mary O'Spockn

lol- let meowt gigigigigigigiglol

bud kittteh, yore mummah’s gonna wahshes yur mouf wif soap if yr not kayrfool!

 
 
SJ

Kitteh sez, “plz to be cleenin tub, thx, iz durtyur tahn me!”

 
two_kittehs

I doesn’t need showerz I ar self cleaning, unlike U, you steenky monkeh

InfamousQBert

yah, ‘ceptin win yoo jump intoo fings yur nawt sposed to, lyke teh yoozed toylet. ew. mai behbeh kitteh did dat teh odder day. wuz ikkee.

mary O'Spockn

memo to IQB : flushes quikly - tehn no “ikkee”

InfamousQBert

mai nekkid buttom wuz “bare”lee awf teh toylitt wen she flunged herselff in! wuz berry much nawt mai fawlt. :P

TheMadLibrarian

U sed “du”. Heh. An prolly propriate.

 
 
mary O'Spockn

sowy- i haz teh talent fur useless advice sumtimes! just ignoar it

InfamousQBert

iz hokay. i gibs lotz ob yoosless advyse. iz a fun gayme!

 
 
 
 
Kim

Mai bebbeh did dat wen he wuz a kitten. Only time he’s eber had teh baff.

JAJEH

Didja rush kitteh to aminal hobpital n led vettech du id?

Kim

Ha ha! No, I am teh ebil mommy. I pored water on him myself. An used hyoomin *gasp* shampoo!