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Cheezburger Network Blog
And dont feed me after midnight…
….do we has 2 wate a few minits 2 finds owt if Maus is reely nawt secconds???
We cud wait fur hourz an nawt knoe!!!! We’ll just sellebrate ar deer Maus – an shud sumwun else turn up – we’ll just add tehm to it.
But what to do, what to doooo?
Hao about – “Singing in the Rain??” We cud awl pretend to bee tapping away – jumping into puddles, splashing, swinging awn lampposts – liddle leeps heer an there?
Maus – is thsi appeeling to yoo??
Singin in teh Rane sownds graet! I’ll start:
Do dee doot do, do dee do deeedoot do dee do dee…
*danses rite behine Maus*
*tippetee tipeetee tap tap tappety tapetee tap tap*
*jump in puddle – SPLASH! – jump awt*
*tippetee tipeetee tap tap tappety tapetee tap tap*
*swings aroun lamppoast* whooo HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
*tippetee tipeetee tap tap tappety tapetee tap tap*
Nao stands unner teh dranepiep, lower yer umbrellie, an puts yer face in teh wudder.
Nao we bof luks liek teh kitteh!
Yaay!
gigglol – vereee refreshing!!! gigglol again!! But iz waaaaaaaaayyyyy too cold to stand heer liek this. We’d bedder get mooving agiain!!
*tippetee tipeetee tap tap tappety tapetee tap tap*
*liddle leep – SPLASH* *jump jump – SPLASH SPLASH*. . .
I doan fink I can seeng in rayn todai .. we got ober 8 inchs ov snoe lass nite an its still commin down! Plus awlso, it is onlee 10F todai, wich isn’t terribiblol, but is purty cold. Bery hard to imajin rayn in dis wevver.
But I will trai!
*opens umbrelly*
*spins arown in the rayn*
*jump leap spin*
*splash in puddle*
Yay!! Dis is funn!
Concatumalashuns Maus!
Singin in deh snow
Juz singing in deh snow
Wadda horribul feelin
Ai tink ai wanna go
Tu deh south where iz fun
Tu deh south where iz sun
An ai wont be singing
Singin in deh snow!
oh ahi awl !!! ai dont gotta pretenz nuffin……iz POURN dwon rayhn heer……iz ina middul ov giaganticus strom….starteded lass nite…specteded to keep it up till tomorry nite….
an diz nawt jentil liddul bit ov watter oawt ov teh sky…….diz be ranin kittehz n goggiez !!!!
jest walkin to teh car…..iz,,,,
*SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH !!!*
an mi interwebbies….haz bben dwon awl dai !!!
so rayne keepz me insdez an der noes interwebbis…….WWWWAAAAAA
oh, I lubs teh Gene Kelly. I help yuz sing and danse.
**splashity splash splash**
I’m singin in teh rane *splash*
Jus singin in teh rane *splippity splash plash*
Whut a golrius feelin’ *splash*
Iz happie agen *splippity splash plash*
Iz laffink at clouds *splash*
So darc up abuv *splippity splash plash*
De sunz in my hart *splippity splash plash*
N Iz reddy 4 lub *splash*
Let teh stormee clouds chase *splippity splash plash*
Ebry1 from teh plase *splash*
Cum on wit teh rane *splash*
I’ve a smyle on my fase *splippity splash plash*
I wakz down teh lane *splash*
Wit a happee refrane *splash*
Jus singin’, *splash*
Singin’ in the rane. *splippity splash plash*
**blush, bow, retreat off stage**
encore, encore!!
Applaws!
*standing owevashun*
*mennee rowzez frown on stayg*
*clappin wyldlee*
Brava!
woo-hoo!
much applaws for cweenmj!
me twooz – das wunnerful!
*clapclapclapclapclapclap*
Taht was labour of luv. An berry well done!
Yay! Happeh nawt sekond to Maus!
What kinda danse u liek?
Haow bowt teh watter balay?
*plunk*
*gurgle*
*swishswishswish*
Or mebbe a ballay in teh wudder? Taht wud be sillee and much lolz…
Teh obveeows bally wood B Swan Lake, yes?
ai’ll go an getz mi watterwingz
That’s so funny you say that, Maus.. her name is Gizmo!!!
No foolin! Tahts qwiet a coinci… coansee… um, tahts reely cool!
Hello and schmoos to Gizmo! Frum wun gremlin to anudder.
Gizmo luvs meetin ofer gremlinz! Hello!
Don we hab celabrayshun wen a cheezfrenz picher poztz?
Hello to Gizmo and gremlin from Mogwai!
Kitteh is STEEMIN wif rage!
Kitteh iz plottink reevenj on hooman! Bettr runs now hooman!
I finks u is right. Dis fayce sez DO NOT WANT! Hopefully Megan K didnut gits teh poos in hers shews.
thx for teh consrn.. noh poos in mah shews frm lil Gizmo.
Why did kitteh need shower?
Megan splainz below – bebbeh kitteh had tu manage!
Kitteh had da mange.. not fun speriense
Nau is bedder becuz has hyoomin mommee dat lubs her an gibs shauer ebben wen she don laik.
HALP meh! I ar drowning
awww kitteh, cum hear- i warmz you up wif a Hunnert Dollah towel- you deserbs it!
lol!
Kitteh tink diz iz waterbording widdout de bord
My kidz due dis awl da tyme. Den de be bangin on da door tu warn mee water iz gonna getz HOT!
wii haf rool in mai howse. iffin yoo haz to go pottee, jus tells me an doan flush! ai’ll flush it meself lattor!
eek iz gremlin!
YUM YUM!!
Hmm . . . An thers sumthin *rong* wid bein a gremlin?
I luv being meh! Ask ennywun!
poor baf kitteh. meen hyoomins taekin pics ob tehm neked n poastin tehm on teh innernet! oh teh shaym!!
iz lyke (non-badpeepol) naykid behbeh pics. hokay beekuz iz so kyoot an inno…ennus…not giltee!
tellem taht wen tehy r teens n tehir frens sees teh pics!!
Hay, hoo left hairz on da soap!!1
ew!
Nuttin moar in dig nantz tahn teh kitteh fawlin into a baff!!
Kitteh sez, “Let meowt of th3s tub, dammit!!!”
lol- let meowt gigigigigigigiglol
bud kittteh, yore mummah’s gonna wahshes yur mouf wif soap if yr not kayrfool!
Kitteh sez, “plz to be cleenin tub, thx, iz durtyur tahn me!”
I doesn’t need showerz I ar self cleaning, unlike U, you steenky monkeh
yah, ‘ceptin win yoo jump intoo fings yur nawt sposed to, lyke teh yoozed toylet. ew. mai behbeh kitteh did dat teh odder day. wuz ikkee.
memo to IQB : flushes quikly – tehn no “ikkee”
mai nekkid buttom wuz “bare”lee awf teh toylitt wen she flunged herselff in! wuz berry much nawt mai fawlt.
Bet shee dun du agin!
U sed “du”. Heh. An prolly propriate.
sowy- i haz teh talent fur useless advice sumtimes! just ignoar it
iz hokay. i gibs lotz ob yoosless advyse. iz a fun gayme!
Mai bebbeh did dat wen he wuz a kitten. Only time he’s eber had teh baff.
Didja rush kitteh to aminal hobpital n led vettech du id?
Ha ha! No, I am teh ebil mommy. I pored water on him myself. An used hyoomin *gasp* shampoo!
Emerchencheese ken rekwire estreem meshurez
Smehled laik fragrand purrfoomed batt.
I noe ub wun silleh cat, (Mistur Sebasschun) dat layed down on a plate that had waffle syrup in it!
I thot I wud die laffin! (Cuz I did not haff too cleen him)
aww kitteh!!!!!
Wadda SWEET kitteh! NOM NOM NOM!
Were der anee udder aminal hu cud help cleen up?
HEYYY! Coodjoo grab teh sope plz, cant reech it. kthx!
Shoot! I forgots to grab cleen towel owt of dryer!!
Hai – Mr. Worf – yur bak!!!!! Still problmz wif teh innertubez?
*mr worf twists hed around twying to luk at bak*
wutz rong wif my bak? gots sumfin stuk dere?
*starts liking shoulder non shalanlttl, er chanlant, um, berry cool-like
i ment taht to be dere.
Yes, I is bak! Finally whupped my innerwebs into shape
Now, I’s jus need to rememba when new lolcats gets posted 
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halp! haz ben in oil spill!
Hey! We needz a baff mat! Yoo know, the one wif all dose widdle suckers on da bottom, like octah-puss!
Don’t wanna be slippin’ while in da tub, y’know.
Down teh drain…
DON NOT WANT!
donchoo member mr rogers singin “u’ll neber go daon, u’ll nebber go daon, u’ll neber go daon teh drane”??
well, i spose dat wer fer hoomans. mebbe kittehs fit in drane? not shur.
dat wun mite. is berry small.
I would just like everyone to know the reason why little Gizmo here was getting a bath.. she had mange and we had to rid her of it. She was not a happy camper in that bathtub. Obviously.
concatulashions Megan K!!! Got a kapshun on teh front payg, an its yoor own kitteh too!
Verree gud naem bai teh wei
Thx Gober! I’s all sorts of excited.
Ai can onlee imagin!
Kudos agin to yoo an Gizmo, is her is awl better nao?
Gizmo is cleen kitteh nao, thx!
Wee can du dubble danz celebrayshun or pardee fur dat dubble coup!
Homm frm wrk nao, Gizmo an I did lil dans arnd da howse fur da dubble coup! Gud ideea JAJEH!
‘minds me of time had to flea dip Siameeeese, Isis. No-ting in werld more mis..misee…madder than dipt siameese kitteh.
I haz stori-
wen da fishykitty waz bebe kitteh, she no lik da fac dat da goggie wud chas da kitteh round da hous (goggie nawt meani, ifnz she gotz kitteh wud gib it bigg slurpi on da hed) ani who- weiz hadz da “bitter apple” gell cuz gogie liks to chewz on toez. Wun dai fishykitty caut da kitteh n spred da bitter apples awl ober himz – sos da goggie wud no lik n lev kitteh alone. Kitteh awl plasterd fur n nawt happi at awl- took two vistz to da petsmo to getz kitteh clen again- berry, berry unhappiz kitteh…..
momcat
Forgetting that kitteh wud wash it off self and hav to tazte it too
“Good judgement comes with experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.”
Naw, wehr R teh vet teckz?
off teechin erobix claz
wup, sry, dats teh leegl perfeshinuls, mai mistaek
Hope she is fine now! Dont luk laik she’s habbin a gud taim here….did she get gud-kitteh treets afterwards to maek feel bedder?
Speekin ob kittehtreetz, haz NE1 elz seed a kitteh liek mah frend haz, daht furgettz it lieks kittehtreetz? U neerlee haz 2 haz fors-feedinz 2 gib him teh furst wun, eberee tyme, ebin ib iz leik Nuu Yeerz, an he getz gibed sum jst aftur teh “Bellz”, an moar mibbae 11AM.
mye Pumpkin used to do dat. she’d forgets she liked em, i’d kinda poked id inner mouf (cuz tehy wuz fur hair balls tweetment) adn den she’d jst about take my fingerz off wen eyed offer teh second wun. adn den cawl out MOAR!
Ai laik dat aboud choklit.
Izzat all kittehtreets? Sum purrfurr sum flaffers tu udders. Mai kittehs reellee laik deh noo cheez unes an catnip unes frum pounce.
mai anya-munkee iz lyke dat, too. she RUNS! from dem an teh udder kittehs eetz dem for her. yoo wud fink dey wuz ornj er sumfin (cuz ov haow doaz iz poysin!).
Ai bring home peecog fedder. Ben lubs it! Bartee tinks iz berry dancheruz an RUNZ! Were dey ged deez idees?
Mai catz ar awl CRAZZEE about teh peecog fedderz. They luvz tehm even wehn there iz nothing left but teh bare an broken spine. (Izzat wat a fedder middle part iz called??)
kitteh iz good now. she no longah wif da mange.
Poor behbe…nice hoomans made youz all bettah?
aww, poor widdle ting….teh mayng….DO NOT WANT
Ai hads a goggie wif teh mayng….wee hads to coat her in diesel oil to kill bad critters dat cauz teh mayng. Goggie wuz nawt pritty to beegin wif, (1/2 St. Bernard, 1/2 pit bull) and teh oyl awl obber her wuz gross. Sounds lyke wood be poysin, howebber, vet in town told uz dat wuz bestest fastest wayz to get rid of teh mayng. Werked, too. So glad U did nawt put oyl on Gremlin, though. She be REELY p.o.’ed den!
Halp!!!
Get mee outa heer!!11!
Uhoh.
Dropt teh soap.
Brb.
Megan K,
Iz cyoot kitteh! Want!
I haz a goggie who hadded teh mange twyce! and becawse of it she was in teh shelter for ober a yeer and a haf! Den I camed and sawed her and said WANT! and she is myne and has nawt had teh mange since!
Annie, Ai lubs dese kine storees. Yu maid mai dai!
Nao ai confoozed. Ai rote tu Annie, but teh poast shoes up unner Bananacat. Den deres uvver poast frum Annie! Hmmmmmm…. teh Wurdy press oddd tudai.
Shez great kitteh. Fownd herz in parkin lot when she wahz 2 dais old. Das were baibi got da mange frm. She bin cleen evr sence!
Aww…she were INFAN wen u fain her….lukkeee kitteh u caem along!
I knows! Baibi wuz almst ded when I foundz her
Sum mommy luv fxd her rite up doh!
Didja han feed wid boddle?
Yessum I hadz 2 feed wid boddle and kitteh formoola!
Da meen geddin outta bed truout da knite?
Yesh, not fun, but wuz worf it fur mah baibi! I wud leev wurk at feedin tyme 2 comm home 2 feed da baibi also!
Awwwww….she one lukkeee bebbeh!
Ayz obben wen u faind? Prollee clozzed….hau u ebber fain her….shee be so smawl!
Eyez n eerz bowf clozed! I post pichur of dai I findz her here:
http://www.dotphoto.com/SAN1/4B/19/5C/i4B195C5C-0C66-4D24-AFBC-198C5DB783EF.jpg
and
http://www.dotphoto.com/SAN1/98/88/9C/i98889C6B-5023-482D-88F9-7DA67789ECB0.jpg
I fain her whin I waz pullin in2 parkin spot at homm… I sawz big bawl of fur n grnd n stopd 2 c whut it wuz.. it waz baibi Gizmo!!
ai luvz it wen u feedz teh behbeh kittehz wiff teh bottul……wen dey startz to getz a liddle owlder..dey *gan gan gan * an ripz teh pippulz to shreddz…
She iz adorabubble! Also, ai luvs teh wai joo co-ordinated joor nayle varnish to match herz coate! aim shoor awl the luv joove gibben her will result in joo havvin teh berry happi lief toggedder.
{{{{Megan K }}}} (hugz) 4 takin such gud care of Gizmo!
haha, dah nayle varnish waz naut plannd! beleevs it ors not, dat waz mah furst kitteh eva! nows ai has 2 so Gizmo haz a sistah kitteh! thx 4 de hugz!
{{{{{{{{megan + gizmo}}}}}}}}}}
Ur furst kitteh ebber, and dropped rait in fronna u, ad uar feet so tu speek! Waz menta be!
She luks laik she’s smaiyeling in de secon photo. : – }
Ai wunner hau she got der? Onlee ting ai ken tink iz mamma muvvin kittehs an dropped her.
Glad she gottanudder kitteh tu plai wid! Dats awwees bezt! Nau she haz fren all deh taim, eben wen u awai, an ub her aun kind. An u hab tree taimz deh fun- wad dey each du separadelee and whad dey du tugedder
Megan K
Iz cyoot kitteh! Want!
I haz a goggie who hadded teh mange twyce! and becawse of it she was in teh shelter for ober a yeer and a haf! Den I camed and sawed her and said WANT! and she is myne and has nawt had teh mange since!
WIN!!
How fab- fabul- special that you culd see past the pleh on her ad see whut wuz inside her!!
**doffs hat reverently**
Kudos!!!!
encore, encore! brava!!!!
(would doff hat iff i had won)
***speaking in hushed tones***
Um…has anyone else noticed that there seems to bee a lots uv low cheezburgers?
**snuffles feet nervously and sniffs**
I lurves teh cheezburgers!! Whyfore peepils ar bein stingy-like?
mebbeh, abracatabra, cuz tehy not noe how too type or soshullize, an all teh poor litto stoopees noe how too do is click on cheezburgas all day. *shakes hed sadlee*
Iz deh troll bak? Ai MIZZED it!
U must aim bedder necks time!!!
RAIT! LOL!!!!
abracatabra,
I iz nu heer tu. How youz spossed da uze da cheezbrugers? I lurves teh cheezburgers butz I dotn no whats tu du!
Cheezfwends – plez hlep explain!
Ohai Felix & Oscar’s Mom, u can – if u wants – use teh burgers to giv votes to teh commints u like. U can awlso give lowburger votes to commints u does nawt like, but dat is a bit trolly, we likes it bedder wehn peeps play nice. To use teh burgers, roll ur cursor ober teh burgers – u will see dem “lite up” (kinda) so u can see how menny burgrs u is givin. Teh further to teh rite ur cursor, teh higher teh vote. Wehn u has teh curser over teh number of burgr votes u wud like to give, click ur mowsie an it will record teh vote an say “Thxbai”. If bai mistaek u has gibbon teh rong number of votes, u can do it again (so can increase 4 burger to 5 burgers) but it will still only count as 1 ackshull vote.
Welcome to ICHC!
Yea!! Nue cheezfren!!
Welcome to ICHC!!!
**purr purr snorgle purrrrrrr***
SJ
THXI!
I sweers to olny gibs da gud cheezburgers votes! I want to be cheezfwend! Da cattitude heer iz dah gud and I want to bees part of da gud.
Ifn’s now, I culd lerns tu type in da lolanguage, I wulds contrbutz moar oftens.
I iz prakticin.
KTHKBAI!
F & O’s momma
U sownd like a native speeker too mee.
THKX. lotz ov prackticin….. Speclly whend Id be workkin…
itz a troll, prolly, adn not teh kyute kind (i.e. pink & floofy)
kwick, get teh CCC with the Scents of Humor srpay- we gonna needz it fur ourselbs to deel wif teh steenky fing,
adn we needz teh fyumi gator- is lik a crocodile- adn it eets teh trollz after spraying dem wif ornj poysin frum itz eyes.
*sigh*
Youz ar right, kafleen and mary. All i haz in me hart fur teh poor trollies is teh pity. Cuz if even the ICHC pics and cheezfrens cant thaw ‘em out, they mus be in a bad way.
I lurves teh idea of teh fyumi gator!!! Mebee we can prayz to ceiling cat fur mercy killing ov awl trollies??
*chawmp*
*gulp*
fewmii gator provides kwik, painless dispatch ob trollz.
(did i tells you guyz we had a gator wuld come up in teh bak yard wen teh water got high in LucyAna? We thretened to whomp it wif the ginormouse okra, adn he wold slink bak into teh swump)
speeking of ceeling cat, i’m gonna put abracatabra’s phrase
” culd see past the pleh on her ad see whut wuz inside her!!” into my theogol, um, theelology, um thinking about Ceiling Cat- i.e. how CC luks at uz.
just my opinyn
Awww….
Annie jus maid mai hart esplod wif warm and fuzzies and happies.
Ai fink she may akshually be CC junior!!!!
Mo’s – ai agrees wiv joor theology!
An I LUVS (stil cint du itatliks) the ideer ov joo driving awi teh allygator wiv teh okra! Is wunnerful imaj. Bettah tan teh lashes wiv teh noodlol, even.
Thank you! She iz good goggie! By teh way, I iz mostly nyoo heer. I look at picturz ebery day, but I iz usuuly kwiet. Sometimez I reedz teh commintz, too. By teh way, teh other commint dat iz teh same but saiz bananacat iz minez too, but it didn’t post…sorry to yoo guyz
Is ok!! Welcome to ICHC!!
Im leik you, to! I lurves teh site an always checks owt teh pickturs, but is hard to post allateim cuz my boss says teh “pleh” to not working!!
So….ICHC or mai job….?
I can has unemployement???
I iz new kitteh on de block, but lurves to read alla comments and laffs hardly at alla pix too
Well, I iz preddy much noo here 2. The peeples here r reel frenly and funny and cree-ate-ive, so we all feelz welcum to commint wen we wants to. So yew should 2. Welcome.
Mai boss is sayme wai. I has to hyde teh windowz.
But, no can haz unemploymint! G.W. Bush sai no, but gib eberywon $300 eben if yoo did nawt pai income tax las yeer. Dis doz not mayke any sense to me!
No cents…juz dollers…ai taek wedder ai unnerstan or naud.
Oh, Whirrprezz geds creatib sumtiems! Happenz tu all (ur mozt) ub uz!
Welcum. Hab fun!
welcum, annie!!
i hoep you noe dat ICHC is berry adictin, and you berry well mite nebber get yur werk doen if you heer too muchly. beleeeeeeeve me. iz speek frum teh eckspeeryunce.
but dis mai happee plais, so wacha gunna do?
enjoy!
(btw you berry flooent in teh lolspeek alreddy! took me long tiem to kach on.)
Ummm….I wuz wunderin….
**shuffles foot shyly***
Mebee we can has a danse to selabrate awl our cheezfrens? ‘Specially since we seem to haz a bunch of noobs?
Mebee, “Cheezburger in Paradise?”
yeah yeah yeah! Grade AIDEEA!
Taek mai han..aim a cheezburger in Paradize!
Al lawst in deh furfurs n coke
A cheezfren in Paradize!
Hau we du danz?
Ooh,,,,shudbe
“taek mai paw”
I danz to da Cheezeburgr in Paradise! Jimmy Buffett! YAY! I iz danzin! I iz dancin!
YAY tu da nu cheezfwends! Oops, is I allowed tu danz fur myselp? Dun wanna offend anyonez or embarrass myselp…
**slinks away slowly**
We awl dansess togedder eweshooally. Eberywun can join in, is no need to be shy or slinky awf!
An after we can hab teh martoonies, coz it is Fryday Nite!!!! Let’s heer it for teh WEEKEND!!!!
Cheezburger in paradise…
NOM NOM NOM NOM….
Tanse tanse twirl twirl..to teh left…to teh rite..
SPLORT!!
Umm…
I can haz param- paire- teh cyoot guyz wut maeks teh owies go way??
Ohh, an no duz teh slinkin, or teh kittehs mae do teh pouncin’…nicely, o course!
FOM,
I’ll danse wid joo, I’m a parrot hed too
Parrothead Cheezfwends!!! I lub dis site!
Is it 5:00 Somewherz? Tee Hee Hee
I crack myself up!
*dansdansdans*
*shimmeh shimmeh twirrl*
Welcum to teh nyoo cheezfrens! Nyoo frens alwais gud!
Abracatabra, dats teh best idea EVER!!!!
*let me go look in mah ICHC costume closet*
/runs off too look*
*comes back, pressuntlee*
*Solumlee* Dis is a moast impoartunt occashun. Purrhaps I is late furr teh dants, so maybe I can has teh finn-allee? I has on mah sparklee top hat, an mah tails, and mah tap shooes (4 caws I r a Donkee) , and my cane.
AHEM!!
*Cue Caberet music!*
WHAT’S TEH USE UB SITT-IN ALOAN IN UR ROOM?!! CUM BEE OUR CHEEZE FREN AND PLAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!! LIFE IS A…CABARET, MAH FRENS! CUM TOOO TEH CABA-A-REHH!!!
/donkee dantses littul hart owt
<3 <3 <3
i lubs taht donkee…
Oh Kafleen – sorree ai wuz nawt heer to see yur danse – tho – ov corse, ai can see it now!!!
Yoo luk specktualrlee gud in taht costyoom – an yur liddle hooves were apparentlee just made fur teh tap dansing!
*solumlee*
It lubs u, too, mary O’Spockn.
Tanks furr remindin me tu gedbak tu wurk!
Ooooh Yes! lykes to danse! I wuz a ballereena since I wuz for yeers owld!
*twirl, twirl, twirl
“Cheezfrenz in paradyse!”
YAY! Cheezfrens AND Pair-a-dise, we has it! Letz Awl Danse!!! *twirl, spin, twist… OOPS floop* turtlols has 4 left feets….plez to flip mee back obber…ten que!
Welcoms to awl gnu cheezpeeps…Ai nawt ‘zachery a n00b but has not been awn heer fur verry lawng….did lawts of lurkin finally hads to say howdee and naow, heer ai is! But y’all noes us turtlols be s-l-o-w-s anneeweighs.
dis playz IS teh best spot on teh innerwebs…. fur shure!
FUR SHURE! Best spot om teh innerwebs!
Hai eberybuddy — wun ub teh best things bout the innerwebs is de transmongrificashun of time and spayce. I wents away last nite. Now I cumz back to check in on tings here, and fine that abracatabra started a par-TEE. Wif dancin, an Jim E. Boffet tunez, an even sparkly shooz.
In da reel wurld, I wud be layte to teh party. But hier, ai can jumpz right in an enjoy all teh happy ’spressions of all the cheezfrenz. Hooray for teh innerweb.
[dances, n-joys moosic, dances]
pb – it iz so nice to hav yoo heer. Partees ar much moar fun wif lotz ov peepl.
sneaky littel hobbitses flush teh toylet! et burnz us! wicked, tricksy, false!
Ted Kennedy’s cat
Oh, rong. >_<
“Don u kno bebbeh kittehs are berry porous an shud NEBBER be stuck in wadder! Diz purr kitteh haz prolly absorbed more den a gallon ub wadder an nau needs hab squeezed out! Diz shud onlee be dun bai a VETTECH!”
Note to Megan – Diz has NUDDIN tu du wid yer liddel Gizmo! Izza memmry ub sumeone – a vettech – whu maed uz laff by ritin sumtin laik dat. Shee waz dede seryuz….we werent. She mai hav had a point, aboud bein careful when bathin bebbehs, but id caem out all funnee!
Iz kinda laik “deh oranje unes are poizzin!” sumeon haz to sai whenebber ders an oranje kitteh – izza cuztum. Sumune saiz diz wen der iz a wet bebbeh kitteh.
hai, Jajeh!
wunder wares taht thred? I readed up on the legalprofeshunal thred to unnerstand teh “pinkfloofytroll” joaks, bud i dunno ware tish wun is.
Ai trai tu faind when naud suppozzabee wukkin. Ai dun tink ai know aboud pinkfloofytroll joaks.
sumwares betwist Aug1-Aug8 methinkz. looooooooon messages (aka-rantz) about teh dangurz ob lettin kittehs loosed in teh carz.
(iz twoo- nawt a gud idea, but the rantz wuz obber teh taupe)
ai posted teh fred but werdpress eated it. It may hork it up ebenshewully so sowwy if dis is den heer twice.
If u search teh tags under “Bath” it is teh pickshur of teh teeny kitteh in teh sink an teh capshun is “But…. I luvs u”. Teh relvant commint abowt porus kittehs is abowt haff way down.
Teh kittehs in teh car wuz a hole udder lebbel of histeeriyuh, which has of itself spawned NE number of commints (largely focussed awn teh legull professhunuls).
See? Dat is abslolutely typicull. Teh MINIT ai finished teh post above, mai original wun appears below.
WP u is a evil beyotch.
The fred (if ai duz it rite) is dis wun:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/02/but-i-luvs-you/#comments
If ai’s doin it rong, search in teh tag clowd under “Bath” – is teh teeny kitteh in teh sink sayin “But….i luvs u”. Ackshully we wuz nawt dat nassty but tehr was a lawt of commints rite after dat abowt teh porus kittehs. Commint in queschun is ‘bowt half way down.
Das funnee. Da reel vet (nots VETTECH!) tole me I suppose 2 b d 1 2 gives kitteh baths. Shez comes out jus fyne!
An ib kitteh fawlz in deh pleh or laiz on a waffel plaet, u juz gonna maek appoinment fur cupple weeks daun deh lain, or waid in vet offize fur sebral hours fur treetment! Id seemed preddy silleh tu me! Darai em guud an ai shur dey be fain.
Gosh, I didn’t know my dad got a new cat!!
(FYI, my dad’s infamous for flushing the toilet whenever anyone’s in the shower.)
Dat new shampoo sed it wud maek my hares kleen an byooteus an gud-smellin.
Wuz nawt so grate ackshuly . . .
Awwww kitteh, u iz alredy much byooteus. I gibs u towel an hugz.
thx D.R.! baibi alwaiz lykes hugz!
iz troo, whut shompoo sez, butt unner won condition (er)
Waer’d u put mah rubr duckey?
OMG! Get outta teh tub iz a shark!!!!
doan wrry, iz jus alligadors inna sewer.
I iz nuuuu kitteh on block…. loves to read teh commints and larfffff too much out loud at de pikshures – sposed to worx too!!!
oops, din’t see that it posted twicely…………. was not shure whair it went
Kitteh soo kyoot, aww mizzable an meowing pitchuslee! Wanna drai awf an gib snurgles n treets!
Dis iz lil Gizmo now, for ne1 whos carez!
http://www.dotphoto.com/SAN1/3B/B8/2C/i3BB82C4A-B4AD-46F4-805C-30CFA3305C78.jpg
Aww such a sweet liddle kitteh, Megan K! Plz to give big Smoo to Gizmo from me.
ooh, iz verry beeyootimus blak kitteh! Yoo iz lukkee kitteh-mommeh and himz iz lukkee kitteh bebbeh!
She iz spoyl lil baibi! I wishes I hadz it so gud!
kat in teh hat!
KYUTEKYUTEKYUTE!!!!
Dats teh kyutekat alarm, peeple!
Preppares yurselfs!!
*putz on left obber pointy hat frum birfday/annibersary sellebrainshun of ICHC*
whew, dat wuz teh close…
Berry lubblee kitteh! Aboud how auld nau? Manage all gone an furr iz fain!
Kitteh jus turn 4 munths old!
you can has capshun fur two pikshures
be four adn aft her
*grabs CHRG kwickly*
*taype taype taype*
SPLORRTTTT!
Whew – taht was teh cloase wun! Gizmo has mush, mush kyewt, Megan!
Oh she be berrie cute
Aww … happy cat assooms ‘hen cat’ pozition…
NO morz itchy bad mange…nice hooman to hep!
ohh my – dere is jus too mush fun here tooday on dis one, I needs to work but don wanna !! Shud be lablded “dangerusmus innernetz site”
Kittehs no likes baftimes!
hmm, that’s one wet pussy…
ZOMG TEH KITTEH IS PISS3D