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wut bebbeh?
I dropped the baby. I don’t know why.
Obscure Robin Williams references – gotta love ‘em!
It’s not a Robin Williams reference. This happened.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azaria_Chamberlain_disappearance
also a buffy the vampire slayer reference.
Oz’s band was named “dingos ate my baby”
possibly a reference to something else, who knows.
That’s what i thought of, that’s all.
the wikipedia site mentions the buffy band towards the end
Well I immediately thought of Seinfeld. That was a funny episode.
kitteh ate teh beibee
its radder sad to sei
kitteh ate teh beibee
so she wont be owt to plei
well nebber heer her whyney crai
ore hav to feel if she is drai
well nebber heer her arsking wai
kitteh ate the beibee
EEEEEWWWWW!!! Dat b sik!! Mus b nursree ryme ai neber herd b4 – mennee nursree rymes r ekwallee gorey!
Ai laiked it!
Shel Silverstein reference FTW!!!!
Rest in peace, Shel.
they put a brassiere on the camel
she didn’t look decent, you know.
they put a brassiere on the camel
so that her humps wouldn’t show.
Ah reeds dhiz as “Tehy put a brasserie oan teh kamLOL…
iz nawt teh sayme at awl! wud skwoosh teh kamlol!
Ah noze; iz berry sillee pictchewer tho’!
Furrgot to menshun… kitty’s expreshun is PURRFECT for teh capshun (Sheesh- lolspeak is gonna be the death of me…)
It iz a dai earlee, but wii cood hab a Burns’ Supper to sellibrayt UR nawt sekond and sekond?
Ah had to luk dat up, but it sowns lublee!
For other peepul scratching dere heds, clik here: http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burns_supper
Just wun kwestchun, is eeting teh haggis compulsaree? If so aid liek to be seeted neer a big potted plant plzkthxbai.
Teh haggis is yummy! An tradishunull. But if u prefers, u cud just have teh tatties an neeps (is as vegymatariun as Scawtland gets). An ob corse, we must has teh whisky – an awl teh boys must wear kilts. Ai assyoom paws4thot u will be leadin teh danssin later?
Okay SJ, ail givs teh haggis a trai. Aftur awl ai lieks teh whiskees an teh shortbred, so wai doubt teh skottish culler.. kjulen.. food skills on teh haggis, rite?
p4t, is yoo also goan to giv a “towst to teh lasses”? *gigl*
Oh, whoopee!!!! ai just luvs this sort ov thing. An – teh wun time ai wuz in Scotland, ai DID trai teh haggis- an it reelee did tayste prittee gud.
Though – it wud seem to mee taht the moar sqweemish amongst us wud do well to put the apirins in their eers when the “Address to the Haggis” getz to this verse:
“His knife see rustic Labour dicht,
An’ cut you up wi’ ready slicht,
Trenching your gushing entrails bricht,
Like ony ditch;
And then, O what a glorious sicht,
Warm-reekin, rich!”
Er…yes best nawt to fink about entrails too mush wehn ur eetin teh haggis. Ai wunce had to smuggle three haggissississes (haggi?) into Cairo (dat’s Cairo, Eygpt) togever wiv a bottul of Lagavulin for a Burns Nite partee. Ai wuz bery glad teh Customs orfissers did nawt ask me to open mai bag as cud have been a liddle difficult to explayn. “Well, orfisser, is teh sheep’s stummich wiv entrayls in. No, we recites a pome to it, and den we eets it. An teh mens wares teh skirts. No, ai has nawt been drinkin! Dat? Oh dat’s wiskee. Ah…. cud u pls call teh Brittish Ambassador?”
Wuz bery gud partee. Ai left at four ay emm as I had to go bak to mai hotel in time tu get mai six ay emm tacksee to teh hareport. Teh hangover started sumware ober Libya….
Ansirin awl teh kwestyawns:-
U can haz vegetarian haggis as well as reel 1z. Iz wurth trayin teh reel 1 tho.
Ah will be doin teh dans teechin l8r, an a toast 2 teh lassies.
R theyr anny Skawtish lassies 2 do teh toast to teh laddies.
Ai is half Skawtish, but ai duz nawt have teh acksint. Ai has a frend from Paisley tho, ai cud ask her if she’d mind steppin in for teh occayshun.
ai thot annyluvsprintie wuz Skawtish. Tho ai may be verree confewsed awn taht wun.. If ai hav it rite, she iz a Skawtish Londoner living in Manchester. Sumhao, sumthing seems to be rong there.
But SJ – ai wud think 1/2 Skawtish wud bee fine. (tho, come to think ov it, ai don’t get to doo the thinking heer!!) An wud yoo beleve it – ai think ai hav sum too – shud bee maybee 1/4th. Yoo see, ai alwayz thot taht part wuz Irish – but mai famblee (Lowry) iz frum teh Belfast area an ai red sumwhar that they ar akshullee wandered in Skawtish peepl.
Ai kin c boys in kilts??!!! Ai fink ai noes wats dey ware under der!!! Wants to c dem jump HI!!!
OK, ai durtee ol laydee. Hoo cayres??!!
Everbuddee remember teh beeg Scawtosj partee paws4thot threw awn St. Andrews Day – wif awl the guiz in kilts an the ladiez in the byootiful whyte dresses? We awl had to remember to bring ar hankiez (fur the drool effekt frum the men in kiltz)
So – gurls – ladiez – lassies – doan furgitz yur prittee whyte hankiez.
Yeah, shood reelee be full formal dress agayn.
Part Skawtish is okai; Ah jst tinkz awl Skawtish wood noze what teh Burns poyumz meens more bettrer, an teh toastz 2 teh laddies and lassies R awl abowt teh propozer sayin hou grate teh otter sex R reeli, usin kwotes frawm Burns poyumz and sawngz 2 proov it.
well, taht shud werk out verree well. Mai whyte dress iz bak frum teh cleenerz, and awl those whyte dresses and compleet kiltt outfitz fer the guiz taht cSmall brawt ar in teh beeg closit just around teh korner.
Yoo ar surelee rite abawt needn to bee Skawtish to understand teh Burns pyumz propurrlee. Ai alwaiz needz teh annotated vershunz.
An – ai had noe idea waht wuz dun awn a Burns nite (hurd ov it – but taht’s it) – so this is VERREE interesting.
EVERBUDDEEE – yoo will find a larj assortment ov clothez to wear to thiz Burnz partee around teh korner – taek whatever lukz gud awn yoo. And fitz. (same thing, maybee)
All rite, ais reddee, awl drest in whyte, anna hankee at teh reddee.
Ail hav a glas of wusjee wyle teh others gets chanjed.
*Yumm*
Iz akshually going to mah nawt-sekund Burns supper dis yeer. (Mah frend not having it til nex weekend tho.) Iz also leery bowt teh haggis. But ah can wear mah plaid skirt to representz mah Campbell anses…ancste…roots.
An ah can celebrate wif yoo guize todai! Bring on teh taters! (Iz also gots teh Irish roots.)
Kim – ai say – go ahed an eet it. Thousandz upawn thousandz hav dun it an lived to say “YUM!! ”
If yoo liek sausage, yoo will liek it. It’s reelee gud.
Ai admit – a draw teh lion at blud sawsage – but taht’s different!
*off-topik wispur*
pssst janet, ai wus wrong about pb, hes nawt teh cheezgroop pb an hes a he
so sorree for teh comfusions
*bak on topik regjoolar voys*
Blud sawsadj is yum!
*wispur* yoo meen there ar two pb’s???. Hao doo yoo know fur shur teh pb heer iz reelee a he???
so far, ai see awnlee cirsumstachul ebidense.
an – oh Gober – the blud sawsadj -’tis troo, ai no menee peeple hoo say tath it is yum – but ai jus cant’t!!! Ai meen – ai can’t trai it. Haggis, at leest, just luks liek nermal sawsagj.
*wispur* he sed so an ai bleev him, ais nawt abowt to ask for fizziksal ebidens
An ai spose everbody has som fuds dey shai awei from. For me thats tungue *shudder*
i useded to do skawtish country dansin in grad skool, but has not dun it in 10 yrs. I remememember some of the steps but not teh pattersn
*pas de basque*
*strathspey, strathspey, strathspety*
etc
*ahem*
nuffin’s worn under teh kilt…itz al in guud werkin order!
*end uv joek*
srsly tho, wun tyme a frend uv mai fambly wuz at a festivl, en sumwun wuz teezin him abowt wayrin a skirt, en askt him ‘wut u wayrin under dat skirt ennyway?’ en teh frend (he wuz kwite drunk) sed ‘ur wyfe’s lipstik’. iz teh best anser Ai hav evver herd, bsydez teh joek.
Ef dey don hab kilts, purrhaps dey cud ware preddy pink poodle skirt wid sequins.
Haggis naud bad. Ai hed sebral bersions in Skawtlan. Laik a sausage wid outmeal and no cazing. Dont tink tu mush when eeting it.
Habbin lodsaskotch maek id go daun bedder, an help wid naut tinkin.
Dis pahrty, I nose has kilt, but i could borrow my nicec micro mini skirt.
Wood dat werk?
oh. wate. I’m american Indian and Norwegan(wadda mix)
kthksbai
Ai has a MOST intrestin mentul pickshur nao, Bubbashoomin! Ai fink u can wear wut u want, awltho in certain parts of Glasgow teh mens in teh micro mini skirts cud attrackt teh unwelcum attenshun.
Bubbashoomin – nawt to werree – yoo duz nawt hav to borrow yer niecez mini skirt and attrakt unwelcom attehshun!!! cSmall haz alreddee provided ebreething yoo need. Ebereething she brawt fur teh last Scawtish partee iz hanging in the closet around the korner there. (to the left)
You can go to this site an see ebreething yoo can haz to put awn so yoo will luk yur verree best.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/30/peace-negoshiayshuns
Will dere b danses?
I wanna danse to “The Stroll” by jimmy calls.
I lissen to stranje things.
eye adore Robert Burns! butt eye hasnt meta haggis that eye liked. My sister brought sum canned haggis home frum obber dare, butt none ob us cood eet it. So wii gave it 2 teh goggie, butt he woodn’t eet it, eever. (and Labby dawgs ete almos ebberyfing!)
“Bonie Doon” by Robert Burns
Ye flowery banks o’ bonie Doon,
How can ye blume sae fair?
How can ye chant, ye little birds,
And I sae fu’ o’ care?
Thou’ll break my heart, thou bonie bird,
That sings upon the bough;
Thou minds me o’ the happy days,
When my fause luve was true.
Thou’ll break my heart, thou bonie bird,
That sings beside thy mate:
For sae I sat, and sae I sang,
And wist na o’ my fate.
Aft have I roved by bonie Doon
To see the wood-bine twine,
And ilka bird sang o’ its luve,
And sae did I o’ mine.
Wi’ lightsome heart I pu’d a rose
Frae aff its thorny tree;
And my fause luver staw my rose,
But left the thorn wi’ me.
This song really should be sung by someone with an opera grade voice.
I Rushyan Reburs dhis, an put it into Normal Inglish:-
You flowery bank of lovelt Doon*,
How can you bloom so beautifully?
How can you sing, you little birds.
And I so heartsickened£?
You’ll break my heart, you lovely bird,
That sings upon the bough,
You remind me o the happy days,
When my false love was true.
You’ll break my heart, you lovely bird,
That sings beside your mate,
For so I sat, and so I sang,
And knew not of my fate.
Often have I walked by lovely Doon,
To see the plants grow,
And every bird sang of its love,
And so did I of mine.
With a light heard I picked a rose,
From off its thorny tree,
And my false lover stole my rose,
But left the thorn with me.
* Doon – Name of a river in Scotland
£ Not a perfect translation, but the best I can do to explain the depth of feeling.
Oh paws – taht wuz just – lufflee. Ai’ll bet it also soundz wunderful wehn yoo recite it in yur verree best Skawtisch aksent.
Oh – scuse mee. Yoo probbalbee thinks yoo duzznt hav an aksent.
Oh – wait – it’s a gurl’z poem. Yoo probablee wudn’t even trai it. Waht wun wud yoo dooo??
See dat is wehr beeing half Skawtish is just nawt enuff. Ai cud nawt say enny of dat wivout sounding eggstreemly stoopie.
k, guise, aise heer, ifn a bit late in the dai.. Jus putting awn mai wite dress and mai Ross tartin sash. JKC4K – ai hope ur nawt impoon.. aimpug .. kriticisin mai prowd Skawtish ancestree (oar anee odder tree). AI can feel mai ancestors standin behine me liek the last seen in “Bravehart” (srsly, that looked eggsackly liek mah unkles) An noes, liek SJ hoo ai hail as a sista. ai doesnt has Skawts aggsent. But Ai think that ifn paws4thot is from teh islands, he wuddn’t sound liek joo think ov as “Skawts”.
Ennewai * pulls self strait, throws sholders bak, cleers throat..*
For the toast for the laddies, ai will quote Burns “Is there for honest poverty?”
Is there for honest poverty,
That hings (hangs) his head, an’ a’ that?
The coward slave, we pass him by -
We dare be poor for a’ that!
For a’ that, an’ a’ that,
The rank is but the guinea’s stamp,
The man’s the gowd for a’ that.
To the gennel men! *Raises glass of Port Charlotte*
Oh anny – thank gudness yoo ar heer. We ar off to a gud start. But – ai think paws4thot won’t bee bak until Munday – so we may hav to trai to gather heer again tehn to complete this verree interesting evening.
An pleez do nawt think ai cud be kiritcizing yur prowd Skawtish ancestree – ai wuz just a bit confoozled about teh London/Manchester part. Az for paws4thot – it seems to me he said he wuz frum teh lowlands but wuz werking in the highlands. Ar teh islands part ov teh highlands?
Ai am reelee embarrassed to say taht waht ai reelee noe abawt Skawtland cud probabee fit into a . . . sumthing kwite smawl!!
and yur poem waz purrfekt ai think -and ai am sure taht ai wud liek yur aksent! Yoo hav a verree gud stage presence.
holy cr4p… I think I just threw up in my mouth a little, laughing
eschelava, you have won the internets
ma…ma…..sais kitteh as he paws ur bresses…….
My what big eyes you have Gramma.
An *u-oh* eers.
An *gulp* teef!
Hope teh lumberjack nawt too slowed down wif teh hi heels, we’s gonna needs him prontoe!
Python ref FTW.
Think that’s more of a Little Red Riding Hood ref.
Teh lumbrjack beein in teh hi heels is teh Python ref.
… missed teh high heels part
ecksakly whut ai waz theenkin! teh evol grin mayks it purrfict.
Indeedy!
Karen is nawtsecand, Karen is nawtsecanc.
I’ll jes pussyfoot arond for ur danse, ok?
pussyfoot is teh bestest. itz fryday, an ai’m movin kinda sloe!
at teh junkshun?
petticote junction. but that wuz unkle jo dat wuz movin kinda slo.
Goldilocks kitteh sez
Dis bed is just rite.
Please to leev me lone now so ais can catch up wif my nap, it can’t have gotten verree far.
awrite, awrite, i plays haws wif u, littl gurl…….u gots enny toona feesh?
no, bud eye due hab kissez…
bebbeh waz 2 noyzee, so i eeted him.
Drats, teh silberstein pome wooda gone better heer.
Sorree karen, took a whyle to translolate an dis komment wuzzen heer yet wen ai startid. O well…
still full uv wikked awesome!
Fanks karen
Ai <3 Shel Silverstein (mai-he-rest-in-peas), him was teh bestest!
An Troll-Like-Voating-Detected.
Mah 5 compensaytoree burgars are being deployed in 3…2…1..
I agree, Gober, Shel Silverstein wuz freekin’ amazing…
Gud morning mommy.
I can has milk?
If you don’t know what “maybe the dingo ate your baby” is a reference to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azaria_Chamberlain_disappearance
Awr it mai be a refurins 2 Oz’s band in “Buffy: The Vampire Slayer”?
I tink kitteh just relaxin frum band practss in garage ‘fore gig at Bronze tonite.
rather
http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Cry_in_the_Dark
Oh sumbuddy sounds like a Buffy Fan! Kitteh totally appruves
OMG, he looks freaky!
Ai tink kitteh luks berry smug n comfeebull
or may be I did, eated the baby that is..
but I is not telling
mah leepz they be sealed.
Had to explain to a UK friend about Azaria Chamberlain and how the dingo supposedly took her.
Loved it.. thnx for the laugh !
actually they proved that the dingoes really did eat her.
they found her coat and it had dingo DNA from saliva on it
weird
and very, very sad. The parents had been convicted of murder; the mom spent several years in prison. Their lives were ruined. The mom never recovered from the trauma, and killed herself later.
OMG, hou kan NE1 be so thotless? Do dehy nawt no daht liturillee elebtee gazillyon innokent kittehs R smuthurd bai baybeez eburee yeer? It seemz teh baybeez nawt leikz teh noyz kittehz maek wehn dehy R sleepin!
Yep, my MIL told me dat impoortant fact whenz mah dawter was born.
>:-0
sorrys, dat was supposed to be undar paw4thot’s post
Th3s kitteh akshuly luks lyke he’s SMILING. I dinna no kittehs cud be so ekspresiv. We can has a brand of gushi fud in teh USA kawld Friskies, witch haz pkshr uv smiling kitteh on teh kan. Or………
Oh mommy, yu brot my CHEEZBRGR!!!
Dis kitteh luk smug n berree cumftibull! Himz noes wants to leef nys warm cozee carreeyer!
Grade mainds! Ai waz pozztin saem idee ad aboud saem taim.
Noep – I waz lader an hadnt seen yur comment yed.
Babies ate my dingo!
Iz Uz in Soviet Russia?
weer all mad heer, sez cheshire kitteh
“But I don wantz 2 go amung mad peeplz!” sed Alyss.
“U must b mad” sed the CheshLOLcat, “or u wuddnt hav come heer.”
BAD KITTEH!! U NO ATE BABBIES!! YOU ATE MOUSESES
this one isn’t funny. a dingo really did eat the young baby of an australian woman. what is funny about a wild animal taking a small baby and tearing it to pieces?? thats not funny.
Um… you okay?
…and iz also refurrence to Buffy character Oz’s band name….
holy crap, it’s a reference to meryl streeps overacting
is this crazy K?
it’s still very sad. No matter how Streep portrayed the woman, the fact remains that she suffered incredible trauma—not only to loose her baby in such a horrific way, but to then be accused of murder, and imprisoned, etc. She and her husband had to sell their home to try to keep up with the legal fees, and their lives were destroyed. She was exonerated after the evidence showed her innocence, but she later killed herself anyway. I can’t even imagine the nightmare that this poor family lived through.
Lindy Chamberlain did not commit suicide. When released from prison she went on to remarry, have more children, and write a sucessful book. According to her website she is writing another book.
Okey, kitteh an bebeh pleyin triks on mee agin… I gibes u bofe snuggles, an u put de bebeh bak, okey?
This is the funniest lolcat ever. I had to print it out! I’m taking it to work.
“The better to see you with, my dear.”
but grandmother what big teeth you have and grandmother what a big nose you have
I lol’ed at dis.
BEST LOL CAT EVER! for all of those of you confused google: lindy chamberlain case
In Soviet Russia babies eat your dingos
In England, babies eat EVERYTHING!!!!! Well, I did when I was a littlun. =]
Take THAT, Swift!
they also used this line in yu gi oh the abridged series… but nobody mentioned that!
Did ya get that from Ross Noble?
I doubt you did but it does match with one of his gigs.
Did ya get that from Ross Noble?
Cus it matches with one of his gigs.
it’s the jack black expression XD