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wut’s teh point? swimmin aroun in curkles in this glass box? it’s so hard to be a feesh wif a sensitive hart. no buddy cares.
We could put kitteh from preevious picshur in wif u.
He would care for u. A lot.
Maybee teh blak kitteh in teh lass picher maded a wish to not be a kitteh in teh aqueeri…ackwarr….feesh tank, an - poof - he turnded into blak feeshy in teh watter, an he not too hapie his wish camed troo.
Dat cud happen.
He wud hold u and chew u and call u nom.
LOL!
:O no noming teh emo fish, iz wat it wonts
Emo fishee iz draggin us down.
Cratz iz nawt second, and…oh, wats teh use.
*slumps on teh floor in a heep wif teh lites owt an sad musik playin and it’s cold and it’s prolly gonna rain inside, too*
didn’t be sad……. yr reglar frenz will be bak and hep wit teh dans
adn if we’re lukky teh troll will cumz bak adn cheer us up wif his antix…
i’m thinkin “doant wurry, bee HAPPY” wuld be teh purrfeck song.
adn we all turn to each othur and say loudly “ENJOY!”
SNAP OUT OVIT!
Oh, noez!!
*cubburs mah fren wiff warm chenille blankee and brings hot butturred rum an a fat bunny to snuggul*
Duz dat help???
Oh, Kafleen - taht iz so thottee ov yoo. Teh bunny iz a verree nice tuch.
But - yoo noe - ai think Romeow wuz awn the rite trak. Insted ov teh customaree danse ov joi - or a partee - or . . . we cud hav a gud awld fasheioned pittee partee - wif much weeping and wailing an beeting ov brests an ripping clothez to shreds an moaning and groning. We cud throw arselves to the floar an beet it wif ar fists - an kicking.
If dun wif vigor, cud bee lots ov fun!!! Romeow slumped moarnfullee in teh korner iz a gud start!
*staggers abawt - clutches hed wif both handz* Ooooooohhhh, whooooah iz meee!!!!
*fallz to kneez* alas!!!! alack!!!! *slumpz slolee an dramaticallee forward an pounz the floor wif teh fits* VERREE loud WEEPing. OHHHHHHHHhhh *sob, sob* *sniff, sniff*
There!!! Ebreewun can doo hiz/her own variashuns.
akshullee, if propurrlee intoned in an anguisheded manner, a “whoooo hoooo” cud eezilee be inclooded.
*watches Janet*
Doo it sum moar. I’ll have an apple martooni and watch.
i finks i joins u, kafleen. i nawt seed a gud clotheses-rendin a wiles.
did i tells u bowt da nite i goed 2 restoraunt wif fren an i telled waiter bowt emo? i saw uvver waiter, an he were da skinneh wif droopeh pantses. tite droopeh pantses. an i memmember a cheezfren sayed emo is da scarmbled eggses 4 brekkist, self pitteh 4 launch an dramma 4 dinner. (sumfing like dat…
dontchu knows bofe waiters is emo. an dey bofe laffed.
i were kornfuze.
Oh Kafleen!
Hao didz u kno taht a round bunbun waz awl I needed to feel gud again? I’m sipping mah HBR and hab teh beeg bunny on mah bellee unner the blankee. Oh, so sawft and sooving.
JCH4K, I hate to bale on your pittee partee, butts, I juss nawt in teh mood fur it enny moar. Hoo can feel bad wif dis bunneh nose wiggling at meh?
I muss sai, u did a maaavelous jawb. U muss be kwite an aktress, cus u doan seem liek teh type ov purrson that duz that in ur reel life.
*apaws fur JCH4K’s akting*
Tahnk yoo, Romeow - fur yur deep appreshashun ov teh finer poyntz ov teh dramaticul artz.! An - oh mai, taht is a verree sweet bunneh yoo ar cuddlin there. *pet pet*
Ai wuz akshullee using teh Stanislavski Method acting. Digging way deep into maiself, ai fownd waht ai needed in mai emo teenajhood - where pitching a dailee emo fit ov sum kind wuz “de rigueur!!!!” (mai Mom did nawt appresheate so much mai erlee theatricul training!)
Oh - ai ment to say ai also mutch admired yur masterful “slumpin mizerablee in teh dark korner,” too - but as soon as kafleen showed up wif teh HBR an taht sweet liddle bunneh ai just NOO yoo wudn’t bee able to keep it up fur long!
oh, dang. Nao I wunts too hugs EBBURREEBODDEE.
{{{{cheezfrens}}}}}}
nobody cares !!! I’m going to go drown myself !!!
( oh, wait … )
iff da oshen wuz wiskeh
an i wuz a duck
i sink 2 da bottem
an nebber comes *hup*
ohai, stend! i fotso mebbe need musik 2 drown sorrows…
i’m gonna hold my breath til my eyes bug out…oh wait…
(been there done that still there…
*sigh* or fishlolspeak *glub glub*
suicidal freak. As if we care…
Me! Me! Pity me!
lolcatburglar sux so bad. Dus he live in a cardboard box? join the club…
i’s lost……..harp me
meebee “harp” me not good werdzzzz to use
harp prolly best wurd 2 use for emo fisheh.
Emo cuz cannot find sun…
Iz he eben lukin fur hims dawter?
sadley, teh dawter got eated.
does it shine out of his behind?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4Q5OqJp4b8
stend - ai continoo to be amaized at how mutch ai am lerning frum yoo! O - thiz is nawt snarkee - ai reelee meen it!!!!
poor me, I seez da no comments and ah rack mai brainz for sumting witty and all I gotz is, well, a big, phat blank.
I wates a minuht to add so as nawts to be lame nawt second.
me at lolspeak commentsing: epic fail.
teh pikture not ezy to be funnee on
Maybe you cod try a caption… just for the Halibut.
oh dis berry bad! (grn)
…adn dis dill is gud wit fishy tings.
fr teh luv of cod…
holey mackeral, itz a Emo Fish! Get in teh boat!
urgh…. y’all r givin mee a haddock…. *holds hed*
rofl!!! mai bad puns - let mee sho u dem!!
I ar lubbing the bad puns!! I’ll sell mai sole fur moar!
Sry, doan get crabby wiff me!
Oh cod, dis is bad… I’m floundering fur moar.
Speeking of teh fishees an boats an stuff….
HALP!!
Mah dad has been reminissing abowt an old show he saw…not noe if movie or just maybe like a half hour twilight zone or sumfing?
Captain and some people in a little dingy and he tells dem he has watur in jugs under boat…not let dem have…keeps dem alive with sheer aggurvation…and den tells dem, “AN shine dose boots!” or sumting like dat.
Help finallee is on teh horizon and captain just abowt “gone”. Dey pull up the jugs. Dey emptee. Dey see wut hee has been doin. Wun ub teh men starts shinin dem boots wiff a qwikness!
I almoas cried wen he tole me dat. Anyway,,….can anywun tell us teh name ub it? Is not Lifeboat by Alfred Hitchcock…dat sumthing else. I would be pleesed if I cud find it for him.
ha ha
I’ve been herring a lot of fish puns here.
Eye lurvs de puns. Salmon being really funnee
So the other day my boat breaks daun. I went to get it fix and teh gie sez, “Luks leik you’ve blown a seal.”
And I say, “Fix teh damm boat and leave my private life outta dis!!”
Fank you fank you!!
Remember to tip ur waitresses!
LOLZ!!!! Kafleen, ai think these were nawt teh respawnses yoo were luking for.
SUMWUN PLEEZ HALP KAFLEEN. SHE NEEDS TO NOE THE NAYME OV THIS MOVEE.
Shurlee, shurlee wif awl ar combined brilleeyunz an knolej, sum wun heer must noe this.
Thank yoo awl.
Hia JCH4K - noes soawree, i doan no teh fillum. Ai thot it mite be teh lief boat wun, but its nawt.
Ai juss wanted to sai: Ai was teesing joo agen; Ai noes joor nawt mokking mai rashul status!
But ai theenk theyrs sumfing joor hiding, internashunal wumman ov missteree - furst teh fencing, tehn teh Maserati - wot next? Parasending wiv sekrit formulas tucked into joor undies?
Is dis message purrpusslee cryptic? I not unnerstand bowt teh racissums (do not want) an maseratis an fencings…. is private joke/letter?
Ais confoosed!
Hai kafleen. Ai is nawt tryin to confoose joo (oar ennewun ells). Ai was replyin to JCH4K’s commint oan teh Burns Nite (See “I dunno”
she’z nawt bein understanding wai ai is ov Skawts descent but cawl myself a Londoner (1st gennerashun). An ai am currently livin in Manchester, but wd rather liv in London (Oar Parris, oar Bawston. Humph).
“Confused? You will be..”
But she also iz been givin hints ov a sekret an eggsiting lief, fencin in Stuttgart, drivin fastnfancy cars. Seem liek ther cud be sumfin beehin it, tahtz awl aim sayin….
mind if ai mussel in on dis akshun?
or shood ai jus clam up?
Well, yes, annieluvsprintie…I noe sumthin funneh is goin on caws I am pretteh shur alreddeh dat Barney is a…dundundun….dubbulnottspy. Janet, ub cors, deenais all, butt …well, u nebbur noe.
A Maserati? Dat wud fit rite in.
LOLZ anny. ai nau understands compleetlee waht yoo meen - but yoo must admit, wehn yoo furst sayed it, it waz just a tad confewsing.
Ai am also a 1st generashun purrson, mai Dad having been jerman but borned in Poland (which at teh tiem belonged to Russia). An ai dint lern jerman until collej . . .an tehn ov corse mooving to jermanee an austreea. So ai also see nau wai yoo duznt haz the Skawtish aksent.
An it iz also troo taht ai hav had a sumwhat eggsciting lief - tho it awl seemed sumwhat nermal when ai wuz doing it.
An speeking ov that - ai’m going to a wedding in Dublin in mid-Februaree. Doo yoo (or enewun) hav ene idea waht teh weather mite bee liek?
Phew! So that’s awl kleered up!
Re teh wedding in Dublin (hoaw nise1!1) ai wud sai -plan 4 rayne. Aiv onlee been to Dublin a cupple ov tiems, but as a genneral rool, ai wud alwais sai, wen goin in taht direkshun - plan 4 rayne. enneware westwerd in UK or therabouts - Cornwall, Wales, Ireland, Lankasher
teh Lake District, teh Skawts Islands: plan 4 rayne!
Thanz anny - fur shur mai umbrellee will be wif me. But will it bee cold?? an if so - hao cold??
Thiz iz a difficult trip to pak fur. Ai am going frum VERREEE cold Michigan an Shecago to Naples, Florida (no wedding - just visiting frenz an going to teh theatre) - where it will be fairlee warm - tehn bak to Shecago airport to fly to Dublin.
Wun can onlee taek so mutch luggage - speshullee wehn wun has to hav teh hevvee warm coat an scarf an bootz to get past teh Mishigun part.
Ai wuz awnlee in Ireland wuzn befoar - in teh summer - four days onlee - an it rayned the HOLE TIEM!!! Wuz purdee tho - even in teh rayne!
I lobster, and never found her.
Keep urchin up… Mebbe you hook sum uther one
It’s ok, AA - this a hard one to be clevvur wit….mebbe we all bettur wit kittehs than feeshes.
I iz cwying but nobudy seez mai teers̷