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Cheezburger Network Blog
Looks like Kitteh in Special Forces, and playing war games!
CamoCat!
i can has leafkitteh?
U.S. Marine kitteh shrugs off discomfort of cold and wet, accomplishes mission, then finds a cheezeburger to eat.
I hope its a warm cheezeburger for you. Semper Fi!
Or is he a naby seal? since he are wet and all
Concat’s C’H, the front runner for the most top spots eber by a cheezpersun
oar Coast Gard- tehy stoled my hearts wehn tehy reskewed teh peeps in NuOr’luns.
thanx to awl brave peeps who halps in times ob trubble.
Eat ‘em if u gots ‘em.
If looks could kill…
den we wood awl be pushing daysees
an pining fr teh feeordz!
an seenging in teh kwoir invisibule.
monty python ref FTW!!!1!
A Norwegian Blue, innit? He’s not dead, just restin’.
Kitekat imitatur fallz into the water.
I can has towel?
Kitteh luks fierce! Dis make good adishun to portfoleyo.
I sai they’d betar put teh camra daun an run liek teh win’.
That kitteh luuks hella unhappee an I tink wil gauj owt som ai-bals.
D:
Oh noes, too layt…
0_x
I’d love to know the story behind this photo!
Mebbe caem in frum raynee windee day.
mebbe lyke owr oscar-kitteh (may himz rest in peese) hoo had ‘vechoors inna stormdrayne wonst. he wuz much less krankee after teh lyfe ‘n’ deff esspereeuns.
Yay CH on nawt secund. Martoonies n mheetoes fur u.
cheez peeps – plz help me with a research project. If you are willing to be interviewed or surveyed re: lolspeak and ichc please email lhammock3@student.gsu.edu
I need many peeps for my paperz
mai uhpolo, apoli – uh, so sorriez for the spam
Annie
sentchu a e
me two! you udder guys mite wanna do dis so i don’t skew teh results.
Aww, mary…it’d be an honor to be skewed by you!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
hmmmmmm. Fanks? i fink…
Maus!!!!! Hahahahahahahahah!!1 Mary O’ Spockn Hohohohohohoho!!!! abracatabra!!! Heheheheheheheh!! You guiz just reelee crakz me up!!
Yoo noe – sumtiems – out in teh reel werld – ai will bee sumwhar an bee thinking ov sumthing reelee funnee sumwun heer said. . . an a begin to smile an maybee chuckle sawftlee . . .iz nawt so grate, akshullee, if there bee too menee peeple around!
I sent you one too!!
Kitteh hads her cullers done.
She is a “autumn”.
Kitteh no awtum. Kitteh b teh wintur. Dat’s y kitteh luk mad. Salawn gotted her syuhl awl rong.
U see, this is zactly why I would never wanna be a byootishun. There is too much responsabilities. I could never trust myself to take another hyoomins, let alone a kitteh’s, cullers into mah hands. What if I made a mistake like this? Peepuls lives would be rooned because they is walking around in autumn cullers when they is really winters!
That settles it. I is gonna start that online course in brane sergery today.
wyl u lurnz teh brane sergery…ai iz lurnins teh rokkit SCIENCE! Myt b eezeeur den teh byoo…buu…maykn kittehs luk gud.
Oh, yeah? Well, when I is dun wif mah course in brane sergery, I is gonna take a course in ROKKET sergery. So there!
But I can’t take teh course until I goes to libarry, and I can’t go becaws I lokked mah keys in teh car. And I is worried because I leaved teh top down and it looks like it’s gonna rane.
And can’t call AAA for a locksmith because yer cell phone is locked in the car!
That and I diddent knoes how to spell AAA.
Y u needs twelf-step prograym fur unlokin ur car? Jeez!
Jinks! Buys me a coke. I just said “12-step program” a little further down.
Kidz naow sayz “doornob”, an teh bigga wun beetz dah crap outta da smalla wun til dey tuchez a dornob! Alsow applyz wen sumwun goze poot! ( who be deez kidz an y dey callin meh Mom?)
dis a funneh fing. mah boi (20 yeers old) say ders rule called dorenob. go dis way:
iff u fartz u hasta yell “safety” rite away. iff u no yell “safety”, neerest persen slug u onda armm 10 sekkints. iff sumbuddy finks u lettin silent wuns, dey ax: am i gonna hafta call dorenob on u?
till mah boi goed 2 colllidj, i nebber heerd sutch a fing…
dat’s wai we payz teh ellebentee billyun munnies for tehm to goez to kolluj, so we kan lurnz teh noo an intrestin fings.
an well wurf awl dat munneh, 2…
neberneber NEBBER try to brush yur teef wile readin ICHC
i just snerked the toofpaste. OUCHIE
not a preddy site.
I hates u so hard.
Yoos want me to paint hows nex???? Yoo sick in da head.
For a cheezyburger yoo say? Ill tink bout it…
will owtsoorce to goggie
Or offshore it to Lolrus…
mimzoid n Maus, uz now needsa cleen my monitor an getz alla tea off dat doz two grate posts splurted all ober da place here!
onlee if u hav blu buket
smart kitteh will Tom Sawyer dat goggie.
Only think bout it kitteh for manee manee cheezburgers
You must sleep sumtiem….And then…
WHAKITY WHAKITY WHATIKY wif mai pointi ends!!!
marine kitteh has thousand yard stare
Kitteh lookz like he gots in a fight.
Stooped Paparazzi Skwirl gots myne pitcher likes dis.
Watt izz tis, Nashunall Wet Kitteh Day?!?!?!?
Wen ai ged haum, ai’ll habta gib mai bois batts, ef dats deh cayze!
Dat wil makes u wet blanket?
Blankee–sry
kit norris facts:
kit norris doan get whet – water gets kit norris
In Soviet Russia…
…norris chuck YOU
dat sowndz durtee…
Tu teh nawty barn!! Grabz teh scotch awn teh way!!
Solid Snake Kitteh
Leaf camouflage uniform
Camouflage index 65%
Dat meenz 35% fael!
Yeah…nawt wun ub mah bestest…
Don’t go owt ther! Itz raynin kittehs n goggies.
Or maybee raynin ON kittehs n goggies.
Poor kittehs adn goggies!
No mo’ sleepin’ in da straw roof! Ebrytime it rains yoo falls offensy!
Duffman sez a lotta things.
affer teh gudderz is cleen, brings in teh fyrewood, mow teh lawn, do teh lawndry, cleen teh toyletts, n donut trak mukk in teh howse!!
Wow!
Dis cinderwella kitteh!!??
Wow!
Dis MOM kitteh!!??
“Sumtymes, ded is bettah”
Teh soyl in teh hyoominz hart iz stoanee. O_o
“Pet Cemetary” ref FTW!
(U see whut I dids there wif teh spellin?)
Ha .. yoo spelld it rite, but rong. Teehee.. teh buuk titel is “Pet Semetary” isn’t it?
Ai cold. Ai wet. Ai covers in teh leaves. An you taken a pitshur?!?!1? Ai gonne leave you a pwesent on teh kishen flor.
Or in yer shoo.
Or on yer pillow.
Or on yer hed wile yer sleepin.
Or awl ov de abov.
dis a contiuwashun ob the SAT, rite?
obveeyussly teh answer is D (awl ob the above)
zippycat is teh top skore.
Kitteh luks laik mai hubbi lass tyme heem kleenz da gutterz. Poowr guy falld offa da lahddah. Eet wussunt purtee. Hedda calz de embliance. Tank Hebbunz heem wuz okai.
Yes, good that is is ok.
How is teh laddah?
lolcatburgler-
Aww….
**sniff**
Your cump- compa- caring bout stuff touches me!!
**blows nose loudly***
Well, in my um, *koff* line of work, I has a lot of contact wif teh laddahs community.
Is purfessional curtesy, really.
laddah es grownded…no watnz.
O noes. That is teh sad. What if it promisses to be a bettah laddah?
It could enroll in a 12-step program.
Ai tink es mebbee nawt teh laddeh… mebbee wuz teh yooser, nawt bean kerrful. Buht ai dinna sai et. (Hubbi kneedz teh 12 step program 4 home ree pears)
Can’t get to 12 step progwam. Locked keys in catvertible…Member?
how bouts teh lebbun steps…nawt sew fur 2 fallz? i can dribez catvertible?
STEP SKIPPER!
Oh, and
NO COUPE FOR YOU!
uh-oh.. teh coupe natsee…sigh…
*headdesk*
Ninja Warrior cat
fails the Log Cling yet again.
“Kurs my lak uv thums.”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ninja_warrior
Kitteh iz not ‘mused.
False prophet Messiah kitteh fellz in de water.
Went swimmins. Fergot swimsoot.
rain iz nice u say…
play wiz me u say
meanie, i shall scratch ur facz when u sleep
yea… nother lolcat pic… how bout towel now?
Iz jus want 2 get a BIG FLOOFY tow3l & dry dis poor kitteh off & den set kitteh down on a nice ol tow3 bi mi woodstov rite nex 2 mi odder kittehz. Den when dis kitteh is all dry & warm, Iz gib a nice big cheezburger! (Kitteh dont ebben haf 2 shar cheezeburger wid mi kittehz who hav bean in all day by woodstove….)
I cleanz gudderz todayz…n’ds i fallz…
u wantz meh 2 putz mai hedz in bukkit ob wattur nao?
Stay on target, you say.
Aww poor kitteh
She lookz pizzed xD
I sense dangeh for teh owners of kitteh
O man…. We has BEEEEG TAAAALLLL treez in owr bakyard. Pine trees. Boddull brush trees. Also beree tall big bushes wif flowrs on dem, beree wilderness. But R gutters git filld wif pine needles an leefs an yukiness, den da gutterz oberflo, den da seeling gets drips an yuckee, etc etc.
R gardiners keep disapeering da ladders we had in da yard, so we finlee went to OSH an got a nice 8 foot ladder. We filld 3 trash bags wif yucks an stuff in just abowt 20 feet uv gutter!!! Hadda do it, we replayst da rotted headers an old gutters, but didnt get covers put awn I dunno why….
So nao it kin rayn summoar, an I woan hafta wurree bowt ma seeleengs!
Dad wants to tayk owt da trees, but iz abowt $10K to do dat…. An I woan let him do it in da winter or erlee spring cuz da skwirtls has baybees an da burds R nesting too….
An I put R naym awn dis ladder….
U put ur name on teh laddah? Good idear.
Unless ur name is “Notastep”
Laffz and u am dedz reeeel kwik nao!
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