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Your taste in moosic is crappy anyhow.
d’oh! u beeted me!!
Happy nawt secconds. wut moosic duz u wants?
Since the picture be of a moosic library, I’ll take sumthin very elegante – somethin by my favorite, Andrea Bocelli. And I’d like espeshally for themad librarian to join me. And then kitteh in picture and my husband can both get on me about not putting CDs back in proper order.
Yesh. TML approves of your mad aplh… alpa… alfaba… puttin’-in-order skillz!!1!
One genteel danse comin’ up. In teh stax.
Our stoodint helpurrrs look like dis aftur tehy had lots of books to put away.
I love this.
it rhymes!!!!
(1st comment rhymes with picshure capshun) (do that make me a poet?) (no-it….Not!)
all this without
(wait for it )
curse my lack of opposable thumbs !!!
no tehy needs 2 be dewey dessmil sistem.
Dewey Wins!!!
… no wait a minute Truman won.
They wuddn’t rite it iffs it wazn’t troo.
gud wun
Dis kitteh finks it be moar lyk teh Dewey Dismal Sistem.
Fyl under 100.14a for Dis Suxs.
whut? yu wanted eet alphabetizeded bai AUTHOR?!?!?!
bai date of birf
Bai fird ledder ov middle naem.
Bai tytul. In Spanish
wun if bai land, too if bai see
I lub teh java jive,
an it lubs meh.
akupakupakupakupakup
n dat needz to be dun befoor 5 today, k?
Anal retantative OCD hooman, I haz one!
Yoo peeplz are crackin me up wif dis!
What! Another waxed floor pic? I sense a theme of some sort…
Rear traxion: I lacks it.
(I can has other use for kitteh litter?)
Spreng Cleeneng?
Flat cat iz flat
Diz one is fur TheMadLibrarian.
kitteh is disgrunted stoodent asst. in big U lib.
yogatiem.
[stops]
LOL!! (u wuz stopping for Hammer Time, rite?)
oh wups, ur riet.
http://www.mockingstore.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/hammerzeit.jpg
it could go either way
kinkeh.
Cant tuch dis!
witness da quickness as I kick dis
dis be kitteh verzhun ob korps poze?
How heartless to make liddel kittuns work, that are against the lawz too.
I ar calling kitten family services worker nowz
I frot teh kittehs had a u-yawn.
“Watta we want?”
“Cheezburgers!”
“Wen do we wan dem?”
“Nao!”
Mebee kitteh u-yawn iz on strike fur teh riters?
Sorriez this kitteh not union kitteh, he spentz his union dues on nipz. Iz a hard lyfe.
Football Cat tryz to skor touchdown…
Wii gotz too picherz at da sayme tyme! Eye tink da hooman een charge uff pushin da picher poppin owt button, haz been haveing tu mush martoonies at ower partay.
count catula iz so heppi!
one cd, oooh, two cds, oooooh! three cds, wheeee! oh teh funz!
Kittah haz uploaded your obsolete CDs to your itunes.
Kitteh can fink ov one moar plase to put ur bad musik.
Kitteh sais Curling is Pleh.
Kitteh no liek being teh stone or the broom.
Kitteh sez DO NOT WANT to ur Hurry Hard!
SAFE!!!!
Dammit kitteh, u alfebetized tehm all right…by the lolphabet! Now do it again, but get it right this time!
Ay, Bee, See, Dee, Ef, Gee, Aich, Ai, Jay, KTHXBAI, El, Em, En, Oh, Pee, Kwoo, Are, Ess, Tea, You, Vee, DubbleU, Ex, Why, Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
OK, dats a rap.
Gud jawb.
Gets sum ress.
iz no ee?
Gud catch, KimW!
I can has lolfabetical dipthong?
no, alphabet in alphabeticle order iz:
ai, aitch, are, ay, be, cue, dee, duble yu, ee, ef, el, em, en, es, ex, gee, jay, kay, oh, pee, see, tee, vee, why, you, zee
dis xplanes kitteh’s speshul orgnizatn uv CDs
“I file most things under ‘A.’ A letter, A sales report, A customer’s complaint.”
u could also uze teh “Friends” method, like their episoad titles…
“The one where Joey…”
“The one where the gang…”
“The one where they go to the restaurant and…”
“The one where…”
AYBS? ref for the win!
(Miss Thorpe was hot!)
i can haz e?
kthnxbai
i suddenly has urge
to play Scrabble in lolcat werdz onli
Please no more Berenstain Bear’s stories.
ai cannut post?
Wunce agin da kitteh streched out liek a rug. mah kitteh not do this. Las nite ai sayz, “kitteh! let s yoga strech!” He saiz, DO NOT WANT!!1!!
mai kitteh wont eeder. but he alwayz be sleepin on hiz baak with hiz floofy bellee showinz.
~ et luks liak ur reorganizyn ur ceedees. chronologekal?
~ no
~ …es noat alpybetykal..
~ noap
~ wut?
~ autobyografekal
~ o rly?
~ ya rly
~ no f’n wai…
Hi Fidelitee FTW!!!!
Da LibraryGoddess approveses.
Da LibraryDude abides.
Muss menshun – kitteh hav byootiful fur! Juss beggin for snorgles!!!
Secret Map sez
Follo strehtc cat to buk uv noelege
yes!! but eet sez it in spurnish, becuz ebbry treshur map is in spurnish!
follandro il gato elastico por un libra muchas comprendas!
RAV
[riendo a voz=sapnish lulz]
Awww, kitteh iz tireds afta workin in da mewsik shop. Give him/her a cheezburger!
Now mark all the titles in Klingon!
ghuH Daq Hegh DaH, human!
Oveeuslee u fink dis be a gud dae to die.
that would nawt be logical.
Dere
I hided ur bad albims
So ur frenz wont laffs at u.
wayte! whud did u do wif my John Denvers Greatest Hits? n where did u put my Barry Manilow???
Ware’s mah Eddie Murphey, Hansen, and Shakeel O’Neel albums?
Holdz! Weer’s mai furst press Patrik Swayzee album??? An teh Slim Witman??/ Halp!!!!
Ai filed tehm awl under “P”.
For Pleh.
And don’t forget ‘Spaced Out: The Best of Leonard Nimoy and William Shatner’
you can even download it as MP3
Tambureen Man!
noessssss! dont go dere!!!
“And don’t forget ‘Spaced Out: The Best of Leonard Nimoy and William Shatner’”
You mean there’s worse?
cek out moobie called “Free Enterprise”, Shatner rappin Brutus big speach frum Julius Caesar. Pretty funny, akshually
Retro kitteh still missuz vinyl.
Saw show on History Channel about how vinyl records are made – and I’m thinking, like, yeah, back in the tyme of the dinosaurs (of which I’m a proud member!), but they said more vinyl records are being produced now because people feel the sound quality is better than a CD, and MUCH better than an MP3!!!!!!! Wasn’t the supposed sound quality improvement why everyone was convinced to change over to CDs 20 years ago????? (plus, vinyl never worked well in computers….or in cars….
There may be more vinyl produced now in terms of absolute numbers, but not in terms of percentage of market which has grown since the 70s.
The sound issue is complex. In the early days, vinyl sounded better because engineers did not know how to optimize for CD. Eventually a properly engineered CD could match or exceed vinyl. Now, the problem is overcompressing the dynamic range (the “loudness” problem). You can create a radio-friendly supercompressed range digitally in a way that vinyl could not withstand. (This is not talking about digital MP3 compression.) This means new masters of some albums can sound worse than the original vinyl release. Not because of CD limitations but because of bad judgments by record producers and engineers. A CD can still sound as good as vinyl today but it is likely to be by an independent artist and not one targeting the popular mass market.
The other big attraction of CDs of course was that vinyl may sound fabulous at first… but then wears out eventually (and is easily damaged). You can spill your Ribena on a CD and it will still play (suggest you wipe the sticky purple juice off first however).
Wow! Thank you for taking the time to explain – AND in user-friendly words! Of course, we all know that the music industry will come out with ANOTHER device that will have BETTER QUALITY SOUND!!!!!! and convince us to church all our CDs and CD palyers……
Close teh space hatch nao !!
Noes, youse kannut has meh rug?