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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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WOMP RATS!
conga RAT shoelacings!
(i are guessing- is dat a StarWarz ref?)
Sound lik da title song from “Hustle n Flow” 2 me. Bedder movie dan it luks. Here da stats on da book for kitteh torturizing: (see Menu cat post)
Title: Bird Songs
SUBT: 250 North American Birds in Song
Auter: Les Beletsky
PUB: Chronicle Books
ISBN=1-932855-41-6
Cum wiff 3 AAA batteries to make da birdies sing an da kittehs….welll…act like kittehs. Hope eberyone getz to enjoy dis way kool book an dribe der kittehs nuts at da same time.
thx for followup on yer story of tormenting kittehs on “Menu” picture.
Years ago I was howss sitting in Japan for American fambly wif 4 cats. I was homesik for N. American naychur sounds and brought cd of Canadian loons. After dinner, I put on CD, expecting to relax wif cattes. OH NOES! They went berserk and klimed the draperies and walked the rods, frantic to find the loons. Tuk a while fer dem to clam down.
Ahh deed meet sum cats which woz lots like dat, ony, theh did nevarr calm downs. Poor kittehs.
yah, iz kitteh is like Luke Skywalker attackin teh def star.
yeh,like wen hez sayin teh target on teh def star woodn be enny harder tahn hunting tehse fings, rite?
Is dis a continyou wayshun ob the SAT thred?
LukeSkywalker: Wombatz/DethStarTaget :: Pigeons: Cat
rite?
bud i don wantz teh preddy kitteh to gets bombed by nastee pigens.
me no likes teh pigens (sorry, fwend gots diseeze frum teh pigens in N”Orluns. Not so grate, akshully)
yez, Luke seyz that attakkin deth star in xwing is like chasing teh wompratz back home.
But the “Stay on target” line, IIRC, is delivered by the unfortunately-named “Porkins”.
WOMP RATS WITH WINGS!
Mine mine mine mine mine mine mine!
nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!
YAY, cinemadialolica! Is dis ur furst Furst???
*dantses eksidedlee fur cinemadiabolica!*
Good fur u!
Pigeon feeding trough.
stay on target!!!
n happy nawt secconds. star warz muzic?
Waoh! Eye wuz in de Top Spot, and den cinemadiabolica appeareded above mee! How dat happen?
he must be new cheez fren & is his fursty post prolly. all wazes taykes longeh wen yore knew.
blow teh def star!
Gud wun kittehlurve!
wuz gonna sai “may teh 4th b wif u” butt …cannt tink so fasst!
or mebee “uz teh 4th Loluke”
Dontz leep untill u can C teh whites uv der eyez
Troll-kitteh waitin fer the burdses to cross his ditch…
Answer mee dees quesshons free:
Whut izz yor name?
Whut izz yor favorite culur?
Whut iz de air speed velocity uf a swalow?
How should I know? I’m a pigeon?!?!
Aaaaarrrrgh!
Where r da kokonutz????
Ive got a lovelee bunch o kokonutz!
An african or northern european swallow??
Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Blue. No! Yelloooooooooooooooooooooooooo….
Rong!
FTW!! Lurves Monty Python!!
**looks around carefully**
Shh!! I finks there be a troll…or mebee a killer rabbit with big, nasty, gnarly teeth!
**ducks back down behind rocks and throws Holy Handgrenade**
BAM!!
All gone nao. Kthxbai!
Joo didunt haf brudder maynard reed frum teh book of armaments!!!
I has a shurt wif teh quotayshun from teh Holy Book uf Aramamints../. u no, teh one about teh froot bats an’ teh brefkfist sereal an’ countin to free an’ teh Ceiling Cat grinnin’…
and the orangatangs… muss be teh awsum in shirts!!!
1
2
5
(3!)
3!
*BOOM*
Afrikan or uropeean sparrow?
Afrikan ur Europeeen?
*Aieeee!!1!1 flies into ditch*
aaand . . . LAUNCH!!!!!!
ayt a sec . . . two picshoors at wunce? am ai missing sumthin?
Da hooman in charge uff da picher poppin owt button, haz been havin tu mush martooniez wit uz at da partay!
Wut partay??? I nawt inbited tu no partay. Iz in nawty barn?
I tinks tehy sneeked inna CCC an helpded tehmselfs to sum ‘toonies or scotch.
dd, ebreewun inbited tu da partay. Go bak tu da “Witnus Relokashun Cat” picher.
*whispers* Daneel Craig iz dere in chocolte cuvered speedoez. An sum wun iz trying tu gnaw dem off. (Eye doan wan tu menshun namez.)
weel find out whoz doin dat when sqwerl taykes dere pikture
but he wont put it on teh innerwebs, rite?
Red Leader kitteh miss teh exhaust port
Gold Leedr standin by
Red 5 standin bai
Red Buttons standin by
Redd Foxx standin by
Big Red standin bai
Red October standin bai
Helen Reddy standin bai
Simply Red standin bai
what, nobudie gettin referenz? Is from Family Guy Blue Harvest — is SO FUNNIE!!!
DeeDee - ai havn’t seen this - butt - if yoo say it iz verreee funnee, ai think ai will trai to find it. SOUNDS funnee!!
Was de season premiere ov de famly guy, now is on dvd. is spot on spoof ov de Star warz (de so called New Hope) wif full blessin of de Georj Lucaz.
FTW
Kitteh, use teh force
d4mn, beat me to it. oh well …
captain - I need more power !!!
Monrail kitteh corp diversifies, introducing the subway kitteh nowz
dat’s wut I wuz gonna say!!! Yay two_kittehs!
Thanks Zippycat what can I say GMTA
LOLZing ma frbls off!
Now iz MagLev kitteh
GMTA, rodney. Ya beet me tu it.
I got to see the maglev whiz by, while on my trip to Shanghai last year, otherwise I wouldn’t have thought of it.
Gives new meaning to the phrase “Gutter Bird”